 Item No. SCP-007-J Object Class Euclid Awaiting Advancement to Keter Special Containment Procedures The whereabouts of SCP-007-J are currently unknown, although it has been confirmed that it has not left sight ████████ since its initial discovery in Officer Blake and Officer Evans' office. Recon Team Theta is awaiting authorization of sweet supremacists, and in the meantime all staff are advised not to engage SCP-007-J due to its unknown nature. Description SCP-007-J is a blueberry muffin which belonged to Foundation Officer Evans prior to the discovery of his anomalous nature and its subsequent designation of the SCP. SCP-007-J is identified during Officer Blake and Evans' assigned lunch hour or on ██████. The anomaly occurred during a phone call Officer Evans received which required him to leave the room, whilst unobserved by Officer Blake, SCP-007-J, which Officer Evans had left unattended on his desk, planned to consume it after his phone call, believing it to be an ordinary muffin, disappeared by unknown means, leaving only a residue of unknown properties on Officer Blake's lips. The transcript of the exchange which led to SCP-007-J's discovery is recorded below. Officer Evans, entering the door, having concluded his phone call. Hey man! Oh dude, where the hell is my muffin? Officer Blake. No! We have been over at the Ethics of Food Stealing, you do not steal another man's pastries. I swear to God, I don't know what you're talking about. So my muffin just walked out of here on its own, did it? Well, I don't know, stranger things have happened. I mean, you can believe in a concrete, weeping angel or indestructible, homicidal crocodile, but not a sentient muffin. Wait, do you think that's what we're dealing with here? No, I think you've eaten it. You still got crumbs on your face for fuck's sake. Officer Blake grasping mouth area in panic, oh shit, it's left its residue on me. Give me an SCP-4, I'm going to run to the med bay and get myself checked out. You're an idiot. The residue left on Officer Blake's lips was identified as crumbs from SCP-007-J. It is currently unknown how or why SCP-007-J left its mark upon Officer Blake, but medical analysis revealed no long-term effects. As a precaution, Officer Blake is to spend three days in quarantine. Additionally, to prevent other on-site pastries from animating as a result of exposure to SCP-007-J, or the Foundation itself, as may be SCP-007-J's origin, the cafeteria is to be kept under armed guard until SCP-007-J is secured.