NSP Theme Song - NSP





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Published on Feb 1, 2012

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It's Ninja Sex Party's very own theme song! Sorry if this is too amazing.

Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)

Super special starring:

Lauren Francesca: Red Bikini
Montana Marks: Black Bikini
Andi Naar: Pink Biniki/Flag Bikini
Mookie Thompson: Dude stabbed by Ninja Brian while reading newspaper
Jerry Nwosuocha: Dude stabbed by Ninja Brian while writing music
Dan Hodapp: Roger, who remains un-stabbed by Ninja Brian

Directed/Edited/Specially Effected by Jim Turner
Assistant Director: Eric Smith

Written by Ninja Sex Party

Special Thanks to Kathleen, Lauren, and everyone at the YouTube Next New Networks Lab


Running really fast
Jumping super high
Flipping over shit
Making stuff explode
Flipping over more shit

Fighting lots of guys
Writing kick-ass jams
Doing other things
Giving you the sauce
That's what we do cause

We are Ninja Sex Party
Shooting music all over your body

I'm Danny Sexbang
Check out my kung fu
I'm getting sexy (unh!)
I'm gettin sexy for you

And Ninja Brian
Is fast and deadly
Stabbing dudes
And then writing tasty medleys

Are you seduced yet?
No need to answer
Tonight we're gonna rock you
Even though you didn't ask us to!

Slapping unicorns
Going into space
Breaking out of jail
Trying on some bras
Don't worry -- they're man-bras.

Clapping way too long
Listening to ham
Blowing up the Sun
Wearing tiny hats
And now you know that

We are Ninja Sex Party
Musically seducing all the hotties

Brian's a ninja
Danny's a hot jew
And we are best friends (yeah!)
And we are best friends it's true

Don't try to stop us
We're on a mission
Every girl
Must now make The Decision

Which to have with sex with
No need to answer
I know it's Danny Sexbang
He's the handsomer of the two...and Ninja Brian's fat.

Oh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry.
That came out wrong. I didn't mean to call you fat.
I meant stupid. And ugly.
And fat. (Fat!)

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