 Chase me. Chase me. Chase me. Chase me. Look at him. Chase me. Hello, and a welcome to Grand and Prize, The Travel Survival. Time Travel Survival. Sorry about that. This is a game that's a bit like ARC apparently. One of the amazing things about games that rip off ARC is the concept art they use, because the majority of it is AI generated. They're not the only ones to do it, because all we need to do is take a quick glimpse onto YouTube to find beautiful abominations like this. Look at it. We've got all the classics in there. We've got PS5, the PlayStation 4 or K Ultra HD, which is missing like something from the bottom right, but really the main focus is this beautiful T-Rex. I don't even know what we've got going. We've got the head of a T-Rex on a giant mossy crabback. If we just take a look, we've got a four limb leg. We've got a human face. Why are we still here? When it appears to be on a horse with a headlamp, and look at that leg for God's sake. What is going on there? It is beautiful. You've got multiple trees for legs there, but that's not the only one. Check out this one. Yes, look at this by Game V. Look at it. Look at it. Look at some of the teeth missing. The guy really steals the show here. Just look at the way he's holding. What I presume is a bow underneath his chin. He can't hold onto a bow, so he's got to use his chin and the tail that just comes out like a worm. And of course, who could forget the forearm that is basically just a nub. It's a leg with a knee with no end to it. But wait, it gets better. What about this one by Black Woods? Another beautiful AI generated image there. One that might even fool some people because you've got the Arc2 logo in there. It kind of looks like a dinosaur that might exist, except for what on earth is going on with that claw. He's got stubby feet like a sauropod, except for one long pinky claw. So, how about we make our own? Oh, it's beautiful. Yes. Yes, that'll get the clicks. Yes. I have no idea what to expect here. I'm expecting greatness. Yes. Oh my God, I can turn my feet. Yes. Yes. Oh, it's already beautiful. Where am I? What's this? I need to pick up. My piece of candy. Time travel is damaged. Press G to view tech truth. Okay. What do I do? Oh, I guess I drown myself. Bye cruel world. Okay. Right. Cool. I've got a left click. Oh, there we go. Oh, yes. Give me the rocks. Okay. Okay. Right. We've got the rocks. Click this. Yep. Repair. There we go. I think we're done. Yes. Right click to use the emergency time travel. All right then. Oh my God. Nice of them to play the Doctor Who theme. The hell's going on with the FPS? Two FPS. Bloody Nora. The technology emergency fix complete. Sweet. But where am I? Oh my God. Whoa. What the hell did I do there? I could just... Oh, it's dodging. If I tap it once, I dodge. Okay. That's interest. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I don't know how I'm able to boost like this, but I'm seeing a ginormous, two ginormous T-Rexes over there and something else. Oh, this is brilliant. Can I pick up flat? I have no idea what's going on. I can't grab those. Cool. This is not useful for us right now. Punch the tree. Oh God. There we go. It's hollow. Brilliant. Sweet. Okay. I killed... Hello, Mr. T-Rex. How are you doing? Oh, he's out, Gro. Oh my God. Oh, no. Oh, well, there you go. I'm not done with you yet, son. Oh, I'll punch you. Oh, damn it. I'll take seven words. Would you look at that? Is that not right? I can't take that. Love this crystal blue water, though. This is what you want when you go on holiday and you go to the beach. You go to the Spain or the Med. I don't know if I can take on another one. I didn't even take on the last one. Let me under the rock. Yes. Glorious. There's no animat- This is brilliant. I love these games that came out of nowhere. And I just... I'm just a terrible guy. I love it. It's games like these that if they came out six or seven years ago. You know, we're talking 2015. Height of the Jurassic World craze. They would have made a fortune. But nowadays, just because everyone's savvy to these sorts of games, you know, they make nothing. And that's all they are. I'm kinda glad people have gotten wise to these sorts of games. Not being legit. Oh my God. It's that raptor from all those games. What is it? I can't remember now. Where is he? Come to me. Yes! Oh, it's a Utah raptor. Grab some berries. Dodge! Dodge! Oh, there we go. Okay. Technology berries complete. Right. Oh my God. The triceratops. Can I eat berries? Um... Hello? Oh my God. He can swim. That's what I'm gonna... Oh, he's still after me though. This is not looking good, guys. Oh, going backwards. I've hacked it, guys. This is the way forward. Going backwards is the new way forward. I just need meat now. And then I can... I assume do the next one? Throw rocks on a dinosaur to kill it. Then harvest its meat by left... Oh! That's it. Ah! Yes! Wait, is it helper? Right. You want some? Oh, jeez. Sorry. I didn't realize. Stop it! Yeah! Throw rocks at him! Yes! Shit! Yes! We got him, boys! Braw! Braw! There we go. Look at his... Oh, and then he faded into the nether. Stop this. Now I have meat. Okay. Can I do... a Utah rap to the small dinosaur and throw meat on it? It'll start liking you and once it eats enough, it will tame and you can ride it. Press shift to dash in any direction. Oh, just throw meat on it. Okay. Okay. I'm kind of loving this game, but not gonna lie. Right, you want some? There you go. Throw meat at it. Love the meat. Meow! Technology taming dinosaurs complete. All right. According to... He... Yes! Look at this! Two more tech trees. Uh... Press shift to dash in any direction. You can dash backwards to avoid attacks. Essence shift. Okay. A time rift has been detected and it gave me a bind. It's been marked on your screen. Okay, cool. Do you think we can take on the t-rex or even tame a t-rex? If we throw enough meat at it, do you think I don't even know where the t-rexes are? Chase me, chase me. Chase me, chase me. Look at him chase me. Ah! No! He's hurt me raptor. Can raptor attack? Oh, raptor can attack! Yes! Oh, I'm doing it though! Oh my god, I think I might be able to kill him! He's running! It's a friend! Oh, he's friend! I eat the meat! No, I have rocks. I have rocks. Hold on. The t-rex is afraid. He's eating the utard and this is perfect. Rawr! Rawr! This guy's almost dead, dude. Hopefully it doesn't go for me. I don't think it will. I think it's just running away at this point. Rawr! Yes! I can probably run up to it and just hit it with the rock. Hold on. Rawr! Can't get on its face! Rupus! Are you dead? Did you die? I think you did. He's looking in the bush. Oh, look at his face. He can't understand how he died. Yes! Give me all the meatuses. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Rawr! Rawr! Aw, this is beautiful. It's sucking carnitaurus. You're going down now. Aw, I love how they get scared and they run away. That's nice. Why? What wonders await us in this game? All right. Am I supposed to be just running in here with a raptor? I don't know. The glowy. Hold on. Let me get off. Let me get off. I can give this meat. Meat! Rawr! The knowledge of ancient cave completed. Uh, okay. Where the heck am I now? Hold on, hold on. What does tech tree say? Explore the ancient temple at this unknown time period to find what can recharge your time travel device. Then, time travel to the primitive era. What? Primitive? What do you mean primitive? The glowy. It's a real person thing. Oh, no, never mind. He's tricking me. He's like, no, no, no. Psych? Over this way? I'm assuming. Wow. A tyrant and my crystals. Num, num, num, num, num. Okay. Well, let's keep on going, I suppose. What's all this? Ancient Egyptian artifacts? Chinese dragons? T-Rexes? More crystals? If I could take. Oh! Bats! Batman! Where is he? There's DC and Marvel now. Am I supposed to go this way? I don't even know. I'm assuming. Oh my god. Modern technology! But that doesn't make any sense. Alright. I got all my crystals. Did I got all my crystals? I don't even know. I'm just sort of running around in here. Maybe we're supposed to go this way. Oh, sorry! Yep. No, there we go. I'll wait for you to catch up. There we go. I love how I have two speeds. Walking or fr- Meow! Take another crystal. Woo! Sorry. Can't control myself. I'm assuming I'm supposed to go down there. Crystal of the- A plane! A plane! You know, this reminds me of that Instinction game. It's like, oh loads of questions, ancient runes and artifacts! And we'll probably never explain anything. We'll just make this the most convoluted plot ever. And, you know, raise as many questions as ever. But they're never explaining anything. Yeah. Never explaining anything at all. Because who really cares? Right. Let's just keep going. Towards the face. Yep. Blue face! Blue face! Wow! Wait, I can do something here? Oh, there's a crystal. I didn't even notice that. Jungle run! Grab the monkey statues! Oh, another crystal! A big- Oh. Crystal shard used to fully charge the time-tire trap. Use it to travel. Okay. Equip and hold right-click to see the event and then left-click. On the primitive view. New unlocks. Useful for this area. Open the tech tree to see what to do next. Hold tab to access the build menu. If you didn't like the way the dash and spring controls work so far, you can enable it all to the metal- Wow, they already know that it's awful. So now when I go in the tech tree, uh, I love how the icon for primitive was just the grass and the dinosaur was just berries. So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Now it's just a case of just doing all this and that's it. And then I'll just go to, like, another time. Time-loop? No, it's not available. Wait, I could just use this and go to any year, though. Oh, there's crocodiles in this place! Hold on, hold on, here we go. Oh, it got stuck in the tree, never mind. Here we go. Fuck it, never mind. One more. Oh, too low. Oh, I'm terrible at this. Oh, it went to damage to him. My bad. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't make me throw it. Don't make me use this. Oh, thank god. I'm scared of water. That's brilliant. Just like a normal crocodile. Can I hit it with this? Hold on, Fox. Hold on, hold on, hold on. A grizzles. There we go. Yeah. I just meant to kill Miles. Okay, hold on. Yes. Wait, can I not? Wait, oh no. I did this and I didn't get anything for it. Ah. Let's kill this dude. He's already running away. There we go. Yeah, that's right. Yes. Yes, run. Wait, whoa. Okay, okay. I thought something was coming to kill me there. There we go. Beautiful. Wait, what happens if I just throw meat on you though? Like, do you heal? Oh, you do. Oh, well, I'm calling me impressed. There's another one. Kill it. Kill it. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Look, it doesn't even know what to do. Yes. Kill it. It's running. Get it. He's trying to flee into the ocean. Oh, hold on. Yes. Don't make me throw rocks. Yeah. There we go. Now, smack it. Get the meat. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Dinosaur meat. All right. It's been fun, dude, but I'm going to go tame some bear or something. I don't know. Bye. Oh, fox. Fox, fox, fox. No, no, no. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, there's a woolly mammoth over there. It's not a bad mammoth model, though. Kind of throw sticks at him. That would be funny. I like it when I hold the meat. I'm like, my animation for my hand is a gum for a second. Equip a rock and use it to mine big rock. Hey, small rock against big rock. It's kind of a hack if you think about it. You just use rocks to make bigger rocks. See that? See that, dude? Ah! Ah! I'm doing less damage now, but apparently, you know, it's working. It's working. Are you running? I was running away. Now we attack him. Yes. Yes. Ah! I'm the rock master now! Ah! Do it, attackers. Oh, my god, he bolted. There we go. Yes. Trees to get logs. Well, I only did that before, but all right. I guess I need to punch a new tree. There you go. Ah, easy mode now. Big rock! Construct with rock. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Yes! I have pickaxe. I want normal axe, but I need more stuff. Other people! Well, you know what we need to do, guys. Neanderthals! I knew that they would attack me! Hold on. I've got something better. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Out of food. I don't care about food. I'm about to get some food here. Whoa! Why is he not dying? Ah, come on! Technology bone complete. But why bone to pick? Because that's exactly what I've done. I'm going to pick him with a pickaxe. We've well and truly annoyed the locals. That's brilliant. I have pickaxe rocks, I assume. I have no idea what my stone tablet is. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Now I'm a force to be reckoned with. Hell, yeah! I cave in some caveman skulls. This is what I call a caveman. Oh, the boss coming at me. Oh, no. He's angry. He is legit coming at me. He just didn't aggro just yet. You may charge towards me, but it's at your detriment. Yes! Ah, now you're scared. Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Oh! There we go. Can we get meat out of him? Oh! Raw animal meat. Brilliant. I'm doing things without even realizing it. A cozy campfire and I need one more stick thing. I need, um, hold on. I need more of this. Yes, give me trees. Yes, consume trees. Make spear. You walker do you walker do you do? Make a portistic for you. If we are time traveling, let's instill untrust in other human beings by killing them. You know, just, just, you know, to start an age-old, you know, attacking of other people. We can never live in harmony. You can't trust anybody. Yes. I'm sure that will age very well. Rocks everywhere. Oh, my bad. I didn't realize I would need a pickaxe to make a campfire. Can I not have just stolen bears? My neighbors over there, they seem to have done very well. Right. Okay. Cook raw meat. Lovely crispy bacon. Cook raw meat while I'm doing that. I would build a wooden cutting table to process logs. Is that part of this? Process the log. Oh, I need a hatchet for this. Easy peasy. Process the logs. Shake. Process the logs. Shake. Do I have any more? Oh, I need two logs. I'm invincible. Give me the meat. Maybe I could do a peace offering. We'll give them a bit of the meat. Not me. I seem to just be unlocking more and more of this stuff. Yeah. I think if I just get a crud ton of stuff and a lot of resources, I'll be good. Punch bushes. I want to find another one of those foxes though. I didn't mean to kill it. I mean, well, I did, but I didn't think I should have hit it with a hatchet. Don't know why. I would have just thought they would have made a hammer for it. Cool. Shelter complete. Press X to delete a structure. No, no, no. I don't want to delete it. There's spend valuable resources on that. All right. What's my next one? What if I can't get up there though? Pickaxe. Apparently, it's all you need to make a house. Seven, eight, nine, and just like that, we've got an amazing house. Look at it built into the rock with that landscape. Gorgeous. Right. Okay. Surely I don't have much left to do. Oh my. Oh my God. I'm kind of good. I'm kind of good, guys. I think we've seen all this game has to offer. This is going to be this over and over again. I know we've had our differences in the past, but hear me out. There we go. Oh, he must be double-jointed or something.