Inside Ursula Hitler's Head 49: Bigger, pt. 1





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Uploaded on Mar 23, 2009

Sweetie: Hi, folks. On today's show, Mr. Meany is going to use his genius computer hacker skills to give me a boobjob.
Meany: No, I am not.
Sweetie: Come on, Meany. you can do all kinds of shit with Xtranormal's programming. I want to be crazy stacked. Give my girls a shot of baloney juice.
Meany: No. Something could go wrong. Remember when I set us on fire? Is being crazy stacked so important, you're willing to risk getting your elbows burned off?
Sweetie: Yes. Yes, it is. Come on. Pretty please?
Meany: Jesus Hubert Christ with tater tots and a fruit cup... No. Never.
Sweetie: I'll let you touch them whenever you like
Meany: (Barely pausing to consider.) Right... One pair of monster gazongas, coming right up.
Sweetie: Hot damn! But don't give me the full Dolly Parton. Give me more of a Salma Hayek. I want killer cleavage, but... You know, with class.
Meany: Right. Crazy stacked, but classy. Computer... Access Sweetie character model and input code TilTuesday... (Sound of boobie growth.) Holy crap!
(Pull out to reveal Sweetie has giant boobs.)
Sweetie: Oh, come on. I said not too big! These things are practically their own neighborhood! You could open a Starbucks in my cleavage!
Meany: I think I just got us 4000 new subscribers.
Sweetie: Meany, come on.
Meany: OK, I'll fix it. Computer...
Sweetie: No, wait.... I kinda like them. But now I'm too skinny everywhere else. Can you give me some more curves?
Meany: Sure. Computer... Access sweetie character model and input code Mixalot.
(Sweetie's boobs don't shrink, but she becomes quite chubby everywhere else.)
Sweetie: Damn it. I said curves! Curves go in and out, but I'm all outs and no ins... Make me skinny again.
Meany: Well... Actually, I only know the fattening codes.
Sweetie: What? You mean I'm stuck as a fatso?
Meany: Not forever. I'll fix it. And really, you don't look bad.
Sweetie: Sure... There go our 4000 new subscribers.
Meany: Are you kidding? Sweetie, this is the Internet. As we speak, 60 perverts are already making user icons of your gigantic ass.
Sweetie: (Considers.) Really? Cool... Sweetie is large and in charge!

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