 It's so stupid it's positively Yeah, I'm Shalemaine the guy Andrew Schultz. We are a brilliant idiot back for another week of Stupid genius Baby some stupid genius By the way, it is it is I think it's a thin line between genius and stupidity because the main thing about most geniuses They have to think that the wild shit that pops in their mind That's that's that's so not like what everybody else is thinking can actually work right and then going to execute it It's always crazy until it gets done. Then you like oh shit Yeah, it's like everybody who's ever done anything unique has been called stupid and crazy first Abs of fucking Lutely. I read something yesterday. It was like Mark Zuckerberg held a meeting for Facebook back in the day and Only two people showed up and those two people are now billionaires Along with Mark Zuckie B. What you think about Zuckerberg. How do you think he's handling this? Do you think his wife is a spy from China? What is your whole feeling about this? I think that motherfucker I saw Mark Zuckerberg on CNN the other day and he was looking at his wife Like he was just waiting for her to do something that she didn't have no business doing son That shit was wow When I saw them on CNN she was looking at him like say something say something say something wrong Say one thing fucking wrong. You didn't see what he was like this like she was talking Yeah, he was like this like like right in her face the whole time. Why did they wait? Why is she talking? Why do we care of Mark Zuckerberg's wife got to say about anything? I Be honest with you. I didn't pay attention either one of them I had it on and I listened to him for a little while, but I was like They weren't offering any new commentary. I thought that they was talking about like Maybe they were maybe that's what they were talking about the misinformation on Facebook and how they're handling it in regards to Coronavirus, you know, it's all of these Conspiracy theories about coronavirus and people spreading different medications that they can use I think that's I think that's what the conversation might have been about, but I'm surprised nobody screenshotted that picture Mm-hmm and made a meme that said America looking at China right now. Mm-hmm the way he was looking at his wife looks was so crazy I'm like, I am It was just another like like don't tell him. Don't tell what was really going on But were we not right didn't try to fake some numbers didn't try to let the whole world get this shit I gotta say our Asian specialist he didn't step up. Did he know he did what he's a Chris that definitely began a Chris ever in the beginning China was a Pudging the numbers really I thought that was brave or Chris to go against his home country like that Now we have to understand Chris is Taiwan. So this is not he's Taiwanese So this is not the first time he's gone against mainland China Taiwan went against mainland China to become Taiwan. So it's in his blood to resist China You know, I can't really give him that much credit for being braven. Nah, he's just being Taiwanese Got you got you got you guys. That's just what he does, you know, but he'd be nice if he maybe Yelled a little louder about that shit, or maybe we kicked him off the mic. That might have been what happened We might as well get into it positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot Everything that's happened to now Chris definitely And we literally we said to Chris. Yo, stop being such a downer. Yo Yo, you gotta be so sad all the time Chris the fuck we just try to have fun and sell jokes You like Chris, what do you mean the hospital is gonna be overcrowded? Oh You can't even you can't even handle Lyme disease what the fuck you know about Corona Chris Of course you would think Corona was gonna kill everybody you letting Lyme disease almost kill you Can't handle a little citrus Corona We really did that shit Chris was like, okay, laugh now cry later. I'm like, you know, you live here with us, right, bro We're all in the same country. Oh It's so true, man. He gave us the early out and we didn't listen Thank you, Chris Yo, you see how people are starting to rebel man. I told you I was gonna happen You can't sell Americans what to do for too long, bro Yeah, but that shit is bullshit. What you mean? It's not even real like hold on. I actually had an article about that shit cuz I did donkey at a day yesterday I gave it to a booth and good morning America. I can't remember his name for what George stop for not believe but like it's like 80 80 like it's like 81% of 85% of the country agrees With the stay at home order for those people that are protesting are really the minority Right, and it's like yo, you got all of these news outlets giving them so much media attention And you know, you got the president tweeting about them and it's it works for it works for the president because the president Wants to get the country back open too So the president can make it look like, you know, there's so much unrest out there so much civil unrest So we got to get these people back to work or things are about to get crazy That's why he's tweeting out shit like liberate Michigan and liberate such and such You want to give the illusion that people want to get back to work But sadly a lot of people in America they do want to get back to work But they give a fuck about their health and their lives first and foremost. You want to know some wild shit, bro Talk to me. I didn't do a piece. I didn't do a piece on it because I wasn't sure where it came from at the moment, right? but so My boy mark that works with us. He found this reddit thread, right where It turns out, you know the protests there in Michigan, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Ohio, right? Those are the three There was a four places, right? So he found this reddit there where the dude was looking into these protests and found out that The websites finding the no no not even funded the websites for the protests were all started at the exact same time the domains were all purchased at the exact same time, right and The Facebook pages for each one of them have the exact same or very similar wording, right? So we're like, okay Who's doing this and the only reason I need to do a piece on this because I was like, I don't know who I don't know if this is China Wanting to continue to cripple our economy So they want us to kind of go out there and have more people catch corona and then you know The hospitals are all fucked and everybody's fucked or this is Trump trying to get the business rolling again I wasn't sure which person it was But Alex told me today that the daily came out and they found out that like someone who was Associated with the websites being opened was now put on the board for reopening America by Trump So it it looks like there's a lot of information out there to support that Trump tried to start was called an astroturf Movement, you know a grassroots movement an astroturf movement is when you fake a grassroots movement So they're basically saying the Trump Organization tried to do an astroturf movement to get people to reopen America and you know if whatever you will and I'm gonna send you the article. I should have sent it to you yesterday But it's a it's a box article and the headline is America doesn't want another tea party and don't let Fox News fool you 81% of Americans do not share the views of anti-quarantine protested. They actually have all of that in there They have exactly what you just said I'm gonna tell you the exact Exact people that are funding this shit. I mean, I'm I'm always Vox might be right here. I'm always very skeptical of Vox Vox and Fox and CNN like the super biased Media outlets, but um, but yeah, you know three three pro gun groups are behind the largest Facebook group Encouraging the protest right that's according to an investigation by the Washington Post in Michigan a group funded by Betsy DeVos Education Secretary Betsy DeVos. They helped to get the word out Exactly, it's not exactly DeVos, but it's someone related to DeVos and that's the thing about it's a group funded by her Yeah, a group that is funded by her is the one that did it But the way that wording looks like she gave the money and then they did it with that money It's just a group. She has supported in the past Whatever, I mean this is this people for they work. Yeah, I mean, yeah This is just how Vox works and all these fucking hacked Journals by the way, it's very easy to pay some people to do some shit like this right now. Yeah, people need money They need money. Yeah Give you a $1,200 stimulus check and a little bit under the table and all I gotta do is go stand out here with a fucking sign Yo, realistically people want to leave the house. Let's be honest And the second they see their bank account dwindling they haven't paid some rent They're like, I want to go back to work motherfucker. You got to let me go back to work You're not gonna sit me in my house not pay me After that $1,200 not pay me anymore And I just got to sit here and starve cuz you say so Americans do not like being told what to do You got a trick us into doing shit. Definitely got a trick us into doing shit, man. That's why I think you know for me And we don't have a lot of positively brain today. I got a you know, I got a good positively brilliant But we'll get to it next but I got a good way But just the whole the whole concept of you know wanting getting getting back to work right now I just want in the economy to open up as fucking stupid because you've already scared us to death You scared us into a corner, right? So being that you scared us into a corner you think you just gonna turn the lights back on and say, okay Everything's good now. No Motherfuckers is still gonna be very very very cautious. They're not gonna just rush out there and start going to restaurants again They're not gonna just rush out there and start going to the gym again They're not gonna just rush out there and start going to fucking bars and shit again So how is the economy gonna recover if motherfuckers don't even feel comfortable being out there? I'm not gonna lie, bro The second they open up those bars motherfuckers are gonna be there and they're gonna bring their own straw And they're gonna stick that shit right into the drink and they're gonna drink that motherfucker Dude, there is a bar in my neighborhood that has to-go drinks and people go to the bar They hang out outside the bar is right there on 7th Avenue They hang out outside the bar they get the to-go drink and then they all basically recreate the bar Outside of the bar and you pay via Venmo. So there's no exchange of cash or anything I'm telling you man. People cannot wait to reconnect People don't want to be on babyface and Teddy Riley's Instagram live, bro They want to be out there listen to live music literally live Yeah, but that shit ain't happening them large crowds and shit That shit ain't happening. They're not letting that go down Even even these states that are reopening they letting that shit go down ain't like they saying okay You can do concerts and all that shit like even Atlanta not opening the clubs Atlanta just doing restaurants gyms barbershops hair salons like that club. She did day. Yeah, wow Yeah, I was talking to a buddy of mine who owns a bunch of clubs up in Boston He said yo, we're all shut down man, and we don't know when we're coming back fuck down It's crazy to think about like think about how many people we know that just they're like bottle service waitresses Are there bartenders their waiter like so many people are in the service industry in America, man I wonder if the majority of jobs in America are service related. I Really wonder that shit cuz we're not making nothing That's one of the things right like that's why it affects certain communities so differently, right? Like you got community you got the black community. They have unstable shaky job You know what I'm saying like a lot of these communities have unstable shaky jobs Yeah, and then there's a bartender may seem consistent until it's not. Yeah Yeah, and now you got only fans page Now you got to show me those titties I've been trying to pay you to show me all of these years, bro You know, you didn't want to now. You got to get all only fans and show them to me for the low low We are getting titties for the low bro We're getting titties for the low right sad, bro. Even yo leaving even dicks Fari out here $20. You can see his cock $20. He's showing you his dick $20 casting over out here for 50 Shit nasty out here in these streets early. I didn't think it was gonna get this bad this early Did you pay for it? Are you just looking at the blurred image? I'm just listening to them promote say what I'm just listening Listening to them promote on their Instagram. What do they do? Casanova and safari promote They had a nice little cross promotion going this week. Are they crossing swords? No And you got to pay to see this rich nigga dick We already did a PSA and safari was like that's fucked up that Casanova charges so much because he know people out here Hurting and ain't really making no money. So my shit is 20 dollars This shit is really happening. So what I don't understand is Do you pay the $20 and then people continue to pay? To see the same dick That's a good question. Tell her. I know you seen it How does that work? Wait, what was the question like how does that work on only fans when you want to pay for dick? All right, let's say let's say for example, maybe someone could explain to us, but like with something like nudity Once you see it, you've seen it Right. Is he gonna? I have a friend that's on it Say again, I have a friend that's on and fans only how much you charge it So she was a like a stripper and then she became a fan's only And Fans only It's the same thing Not the same thing. You're saying the same thing Only fans and fans only if you tell me to go to fans only I'll be on fucking line googling fans only and can't find this shit Exactly. I'm saying the statement is the same thing What are we all right fair enough what I'm saying is they're gonna have to start doing cool things with their dicks If they want us to pay every month like you're gonna have to turn your dick into like a poodle or something You have to do some like, you know balloon puppetry. You're gonna have to do things if we're gonna Dirty and I don't know I Don't know why they do that though because people go in foreign heavens watch this perform naked But what are what is safari gonna perform like what is he? Nova could do on niggas trying to stuff niggas trying to touch all on my cock Boom Bitches want to touch all on my cock boom boom boom Why'd you start with dudes? That's the song the song is niggas wanna hit me no niggas want to take me niggas want to stick me for my watch But that's what you should do. That's yo all jokes aside casting over. Oh This is one of bitches trying to take me niggas want to stick me for my Bitches trying to stick me for my black cock whatever the fuck wait. No, I got it. I got it He goes well, I can't say the word. I'll go bitch is trying to stick me for my watch And what he does is he wraps his dick around his wrist, right? Boom boom boom. There you go. There you go, mr. Two times My penis get that autumn up he gets That's it at autumn off he gets Hey, that's the move cast do that that'd be sweet What'd you say is he a different coach like he's just black or is he like something else Taylor your audio is trash your audio is on circumcised He's a salute to my godcast and over though. Um, what else we got what else we got for positive You say you had a positively brilliant show positively brilliant Jerry Krause. Oh Tell me why cuz I think he's a fucking idiot Jerry Krause positively brilliant Undeniably positively brilliant has to be one of the greatest GM's ever and the reason I say that and I understand He's the villain in the documentary. I'm okay with him being a villain in the documentary that being said he Did something that most GM's don't get now a GM's job in the NBA Obviously, we're talking about the GM for the Chicago Bulls. There's the last dance documentary out right now We don't have time for people who didn't watch you right point you right and people watched them They're fucking idiots if they weren't there, you're right. You're right. I'm moving on. Okay so a GM's job is not to assess the talent of all-star players you and I could sit here and go Anthony Davis is great. LeBron James is great. Giannis, Anthony Cupo is great It doesn't take a genius to do that shit the the GM's job is to assess the talent of Role players and players to fit around your star not the star star town is the easiest thing to assess and Jerry Krause Beautifully built a team around MJ that enabled him to have more success than any player in modern history He found players that were not only skilled but Ego-less so that they could coincide with the Michael Jordan players that could handle them and most importantly a coach That had a strategy that could handle all the egos that he was potentially putting together And the most important ego which was Michael Jordan. So you got to give some credit for Jerry I understand he's a villain in this and I understand his his ego ultimately was the demise of the Bulls But you got to give credit where credit is due this guy built a magnificent team He traded for Scottie Pippin we don't even know the guy that he traded for him You know, he finds Tony Koo coach. He finds you trade for Scotty Oh, then old in price or something like that or some weird fucking it, but it's like all them pollinies Oh, then pollinies. Oh, oh, then pollinies was good Wasn't I mean he wasn't a superstar all-star, but he was solid All I'm saying is he found a way apparently he had like way Advanced well now everybody does it but he had advanced like analytics and like scouting strategies He was looking at like arm length. He was looking at shuttle speed He was trying to find a way to get some sort of like competitive advantage in the scouting game And I got to give him credit The one knock on him is he wasn't part of the organization to draft Jordan If he was part of the organization to draft Jordan and he drafts Jordan and puts that team together around him You gotta give it up No, I think you give Jerry Krause all the credit in the world But I think the problem with um Jerry Krause and why he doesn't get the credit because I think that we all tend to forget How important the end is I keep telling y'all that man. You got to play it all the way until the end Yes, like it doesn't matter You you can be doing everything right until you get to that very end and fuck it up Like yo, we don't remember that the Atlanta Falcons was kicking the Patriots ass for three quarters. Yeah You remember the end. Yeah, Jerry Krause did not land the plane well and and and what's sad about that whole situation is He even what you said is true Yes, he did find these players that didn't have an ego and could work around Jordan Even though I found it interesting in the doc that scottie pipping came in thinking it was going to be his team But he said he realized in the very first year that wasn't going to be the thing But it was it wasn't impressive that he found all the people who didn't have egos and and worked around Michael, but he ultimately let his ego Be the end of a fucking dynasty. Yes, the bulls absolutely probably would have won Two more rings as many more as mj wanted to win essentially and I think the way that they I think the way that they were looking at it and again, this is why Obviously, there was beef between him and Phil Jackson, etc. But this is why coaches make horrible front office um Employees if you will they make horrible executives like doc rivers amazing coach Then he goes to be the exact and he's shitty at the exact right you don't want them in the front office Be his coaches think in the now They're like, how do I win in this moment front office guys have to think about the longevity of the franchise So they're gonna have to cut some corners They're gonna have to make some moves that the coach might not like But it's actually putting that team in a better situation for the long run And I think they were basically looking at I assume rhinestor from krauss are looking at the bulls and going look We're already paying mj 36 million scottie's gonna ask for 20 million I think at the point at that point in time the the salary cap was Less than jordan was making no, I think we could look that up chris. What was the salary? I think I think the fact that the salary cap changed is why uh, jordan was able to get paid so much fucking money No, but he was above it when he was making 36 Chris correct me if i'm wrong I think it was 32 he made 30 he made 31 year and 32 the next year because he only had 230 million dollar season He got 230 a million dollar seasons, but I think at that time the salary cap is only 26 million. Am I wrong? I don't know that sounds that sounds right to me I'm not and listen. I'm not an exec, but I think you sign I'm looking it up to right now. We're going keep signing. You keep signing jordan the one-year deals Or maybe you even keep signing scottie the one-year deals Like jordan said the illest shit on that on that documentary jordan said we should be allowed To defend Our championship until we can't defend our championship no more You know i'm saying like no executive should say when this shit is over Yeah, you know what i'm saying like like when we go out there we start getting our ass kicked Then you decide you want to make decisions, but until then What the fuck yeah, no, you know they literally and I never understood that that's why this documentary is so intriguing to me Why why I want to know what happened with phil jackson and jerry krauss and listen By the way, you know who should be positively brilliant jerry fucking rinds door for whatever his name is you the owner With yet your hands are completely clean. Oh, nothing happens without you He threw he threw jerry krauss under that bus so goddamn fast, bro I cannot even tell you how fast he threw krauss under that bus, bro Because nothing happens without the owner nothing nothing nothing the owner cosigned on every fucking thing But yet just because this guy is short and chubby He's easier to blame and and keep in mind when him and krauss disagreed about hiring phil jackson back What did what did rinds door do he flew to montana look like the hero He flew to montana to go talk to phil and ask him to do one more year One year not not sign him to a long term deal right one year One year My assumption is that they knew that jordan wasn't coming back after that year So phil's like i don't want to rebuild I'm good on all that No, jordan said it jordan said he told them i am not playing for another coach Y'all get rid of phil jackson. I'm not gonna be here and he said he said on the documentary He was like i shouldn't be putting the position why i have to go through that But i think he said that the year before Right he said that he said that 96 So the yeah exactly it was right after they won the fifth championship Going into the next year exactly right so they there was questions whether phil was going to come back for that for that Six championship year there were questions whether he was going to come back and that's when Rindsdorf went to montana, but i don't know if if jordan himself was committing past that year I think jordan already had the idea like i think this might be it We three p we get out of here and then i retire That's that's what i'm assuming maybe we learn more Yeah, i don't maybe it seemed to me like phil wasn't going to be there and so jordan knew he wasn't going to Yo son, you know what and you've you probably know this more than anybody because you've existed in um You've existed in entertainment where egos bounce back and forth against each other ego rarely Exists in an isolated moment right ego usually starts to flame and pop up when there's a bunch of different egos bouncing into each other Absolutely so right so as i don't think it's like it's just kraus. I think you got Jordan's ego, which is deserved you got phil's ego And i think phil was getting a lot of the credit That kraus wanted himself kraus was looking at phil like motherfucker nobody even knew who you were and i plucked you out of obscurity And then i give you michael jordan You did your job jerry of course that motherfucker you did your job Not everybody's egoless bro. That's the thing like It's easy to be eagulous in certain situations and not eagulous in others Jerry just wanted a fucking shot out. He and you know what that's why that's all he wanted And that's why i fucking criticized phil jackson because phil couldn't do it phil Has so much fucking ego himself He calls himself the zen master, but that motherfucker got so much goddamn ego You need to kiss the ring for everything make shack fly out to montana and move a fucking log in the middle of a lake for no reason Right, it's like he got so much ego. He couldn't just go. Hey, I wouldn't be without jerry Hey, jerry did a great job building his team. Hey jerry found he's playing. Nah, happy He wasn't saying You said, you know what it was though He like phil would say it's straight out jordan would say it would then give him a backhanded compliment Like yo, even if the you know, even at jordan's hall of fame speech jordan was like I went back and rewatched it right Just for better context now because it's two part documentary jordan said Jerry Krauss is here. I don't know who the fuck invited them. I didn't and then came back to what he said in the doc about organizations Not, you know being responsible for the fucking championships. It's a team wins. I was like wow He said he said he said we give him a little credit because they got to pay us We the ones out there playing fucking ball Yo, but on some level don't we agree with what he said as a nick fan The new york nicks are trying to get doling to sell the team every single year because we're basically saying hey Organizations win championships and the leader of this organization sucks. So we won't win one while he's there So on some level we agree with krauss It depends though because you can have like i'm a dallas cowboy fan So I feel like our owner gets in the way, but we always have the talent I feel like the owner gets in the way because the owner's trying to do too much So then you agree so then organizations win championships or they don't it's not the players You got the players, but our your organization sucks so they can't execute Definitely players though, because I mean you can mark cuban is a great great great fucking owner of a Franchise everybody talks about how good dallas is and how beautiful the locker rooms are How well they get treated they got one championship son. They got one though. They still got one They they no no no you can't that is the promise land You took them to the promise land the bar for nba owners. What? Jerry fucking bus Everybody loves jerry bus the players love jerry bus the fans love jerry bus like jerry was the guy Jerry bus is the is the bar for owners jerry sat way up in the fucking stands Minded his business never was in front of the cameras like that hired somebody like jerry west Who's a fucking super genius, right to put together the team and stay it out of the way That's that's how you should be as an owner like why would you care as long as your team is winning And you making money and the stands are full. Why do you give a fuck? Like why did jerry cross cared that much that shit jerry cross needed therapists god bless the dead jerry cross needed a therapist jerry cross suffered from being short In fact and having to be around all those tall motherfuckers that you imagine how cruel look how cruel god can be sometimes Like god gives you this ability to have this this this vision for talent But you got to be around the most triggering thing that has bothered you your whole fucking life Is that not a test from is that not god testing you that's god testing you bro, man You got this vision to bring all of these great players on this basketball court But you have to be there with six foot eight seven feet people and you four nine And you be getting teased about this your whole life. Yeah You feel that test miserably if you ask me bad It felt it bad bad. It was good. It was good at first It's all about how you in man. You can't let your ego end over short jokes 100% no, no, you're right and it is Yeah, it's a testament to what ego can do man ego can get you places But it can also you know take those places away from you a short man cut a dynasty short That's what the fuck happened 100% now. I do have a uh, what a fucking idiot Talk to me Scotty Pippin. What a fucking idiot Not for signing the deal Because he was underpaid But it wasn't that far off from what jordan was making around that time before jordan Jordan made eight jordan had an eight year 25 million dollar deal. Yeah, so he was making 4 million I think at the end of that deal and then scotty was making first jordan's first championship He was making 2.5 million. Exactly right So they were making so much fucking money on this guy the only reason mba players are getting paid what they're paid right now Is because of jordan right like the way that all these people are making money off jordan is absurd, you know um That being scared that being said scotty pippin if you sign the contract That's what you agree to get paid. Okay, if you underperform your contract You don't give money back Charlotte when you first signed a contract with eye heart radio, you know and the show wasn't doing great In the beginning you weren't going eye heart radio. I'd like to give you back a portion of this contract We're not doing as well as we thought we did Right, you're like this is what you agreed to pay me so you better fucking pay me for it And then when it was time to sign a new contract Then you hit them over the fucking head because you go look what I did But to bitch out in your last year That was some set over a contract that you decided to sign. That was some sad shit, baby. Yeah, I mean listen, there's no I tend to agree with you. Um There's no there's no middle ground when it comes to long-term deals because you could be underselling Are they are our art are they could be overselling? You know what I'm saying like you just don't know like you do a you do a long-term deal You hope to have success by the end of that deal you can't Go to them and say hey, you know y'all need to restructure y'all need to renegotiate. It's your last year Play it out ball the fuck out and stick them up. That's the whole point stick them up Stick them up. You know what you've done there the past eight years You know what you know, you know that y'all won six championships They want you back stick them up and guess what if they don't you want to get that money elsewhere Because that's what he ended up doing anyway Scotty wouldn't got paid. I think scotty next deal was like 60 million dollars over three years when he the I think it was houston He was with houston bro scotty pippen made more money than michael jordan during their playing careers made more money Yeah, scotty scotty ultimately made more money in the nba than michael jordan did but that's just I couldn't believe it man I couldn't believe it all these people on twitter that just accepted a $1,200 stimulus check talking about We need to do a go for me for scotty pippen. Fuck out of here, bro. Sit down I totally understand why scotty signed to do You know, you're a young kid from august They offer you $18 million guaranteed. You've never seen that kind of money in your life. It's an eight-year deal Yeah, you would sign it. You know what I'm saying, but I thought jerry Jerry, what's the fucking name? Ryan's dwarf jerry ryan's dwarf was slick in that moment too. Hey, I wouldn't sign that if I were you You wanted a motherfucker you wanted them, but you're not really warning him You think you really you think he really said that shit. Do you really think he said to a player take more money? Ask me for more money. Well, no, he didn't say more money. He just told him to sign a short-term deal I don't think he ever said that I think he was like, oh Okay, I think pippen I think pippen would have pushed back if he didn't I don't think pippen would let that lie fly out there not for this documentary like that Right, but by the way, I think jerry ryan's office. Yo, he's the master at keeping his hands clean. Yeah Because in the future when scottie's mad he could be like, I told you I told you not to sign that yeah You know what I'm saying? Like he's the master at keeping his fucking hands clean but like I said long-term deals are tricky because Yo, you don't know where you're gonna be at Five years from now. You don't know where you're gonna be at eight years from now I guarantee you if you're actually a great talent You should be appreciating with value and by the time you're you know last year your deal comes They should you should be underpaid severely. Yeah You know what I mean? Because now it's renegotiation and think about it, right? Like back in the day when the salary cap was $12 million or something like that that means the entire team got to get paid out of the 12 million dollars The only way you could actually make a lot of money was a long-term deal So it's not like they were Abusing him when they first when scottie first signed the deal jordan didn't revolutionize basketball around the world just yet By the end of the deal Jordan has changed basketball forever. So of course you only get paid more But if you sign that deal initially and there is no michael jordan by the end of that deal You're actually getting paid. Well, you're not that upset. When did he sign it? I know the eight-year deal with me. So he had to sign it like Right before their first championship or Maybe right after I thought it was It was right after maybe their first championship But and was it eight years or was it six years 18 million? Something like that. I think that was Seven years 18 right seven years 18 million. Jordan. Jordan was eight years 25 million And you know, that's why Jordan everybody was mad at Jordan saying Jordan should have stuck up for scottie All Jordan was saying basically was like I did the same shit. I did the same shit I paid my dues. I did the same thing. I had an eight-year 25 million deal Player player shit out and stick these motherfuckers up. Yeah God, I was so impressed by how professional Jordan was man. Like what a what a fucking brilliant Brilliant like emotionally brilliant guy. Did you ever see him waiver even slightly in any interview? Like you look at these guys now today like a dream on green literally cannot control his emotions for 30 seconds 30 seconds Hey, how do you feel about Kevin Garnett? It's like you couldn't button that up for 30 fucking seconds And Jordan out here with every camera in the world on him for fucking 10 years and never once do you see him slip up? No, we can't say that when he slip up That goddamn Jordan crying face me That motherfucker He was past the point of holding his emotions in after when that shit happened No, I'm talking about during the career during the playing career. Oh, no, no, no during his career No Jordan his emotional IQ is so high bro to your point about dream on them Jordan had one thing that a lot of these brothers these young brothers lack security High self-esteem You know what I'm saying these brothers are insecure and they have low self-esteem every little thing gets to them Because in their heart of hearts They feel like the man because they're getting the money They might have won a couple of rings, but they're always constantly being questioned They're always looking at the shit that's being said about them on social media So they can't unequivocally without a shadow of a doubt say suck my dick. I'm the man You know what I'm saying and I'm gonna tell you something else that Jordan does When Jordan is getting his ass kicked when he's feeling that pressure He goes and does something about it. You know what he does about it? He takes things into his own hands He internalizes it in his mind and in his heart When you'll see when they show the pistons kicking his ass Fuck I gotta get stronger Hey, mr. Referee stop letting these fucking motherfuckers beat up on me And if you are letting them beat up on me watch what the fuck I do go fucking get strong So now I can go kick they ass the next fucking year Uh, uh the fucking coach from North Carolina Roy um Roy Williams Roy Williams was saying how he said to Michael Jordan Michael he said Michael Jordan, uh Michael Jordan told him I'm gonna be the hardest the hardest worker that works here or some shit like that and and and and Roy was like I forgot what Roy said whatever the fuck Roy said Jordan was like, I bet you nobody I work me He said I want to be the best player in North Carolina or something like that And he goes well, you got to work hard. He goes he goes. I worked as hard as anybody else in high school He goes, oh, I thought you said you want to be the best player. Yeah Yeah, he was like nobody here I work me And he Roy said nobody out worked him. Yeah, that's what it's about at the end of the day That's the most beautiful thing about Michael Jordan man doubling the fuck down on yourself Fuck everything else. The only thing you can control is you you want to get stronger go get stronger You want to get a better jump shot go work on that motherfucker Like you want to be the best and make a decision in your mind that you want to be the best And go fucking put some action towards being the goddamn best I don't want to hear all these fucking excuses man. I don't like that shit. That's why I like Jordan make no excuses Nothing just go out there and do it man. It was you know, it was really cool to see Um, I had never heard his parents speak Really, I'd never heard his parent parents speak. I obviously heard of his parents, but His parents were so fucking sharp Right like when you see when you interviewed the mom a beautiful woman by the way to this day, right? Interview the dad. They're both really fucking sharp, right? They're so composed and it's like you grow up in that environment You cannot help but take on those qualities and those abilities Absolutely, right like his mom was so comfortable in front of the camera granted She's probably been in front of the camera for the last, you know, 40 or 30 years or something like that But like even telling stories talking this that the other no nerves cool calm collected I mean I think you you must absorb some of that And it speaks to how Jordan so easily handled the pressure of the media and the pressure of all these things You know, I'm going to tell you something else too I think another reason that Jordan was able to handle the pressure is because he really didn't have no pressure coming in Because he wasn't in the guy Yeah You know I'm saying like he didn't come in the number one draft pick that was going to change the league And revolutionize the league like a lot of that shit that he was doing early on was just really trying to show that he belonged So he said that in his hall of fame speech. He was like, yo, I had to think he think magic johnson asia thomas Uh, george iceman girvin. I believe it was because he said he just always Wanted to show that he belonged amongst them, you know, I mean So he was like even when they the room was about them trying to freeze him out He was like, I didn't know if they were true or not. He was like, I didn't care I just wanted to show that I belong. I just thought that man I'm gonna tell you something yo I I can't think of too many michael jordan's in any profession There's a reason why greatness Is synonymous with michael jordan. There's a reason why if you are great at what you do you are the michael jordan of that thing I don't even think greatness is a strong enough word for michael Why do you think larry bird said it's god disguised as michael jordan? I'm telling you bro because it wasn't even about the fact that michael scored a bunch of points mad motherfucker scored points It was the fact that when he said I'm going to win he won Like we're going to win this game Like we talk about that shit like the will to win Willing your team to win. That shit takes more than just hope I don't know dog. It's almost like he just got a switch in him like life is so unpredictable Look at this shit. We're in right now, you know, I mean nobody could have predicted this thing in the world Right nobody every time you make a plan god laughs at you. They're like, oh you think you think you could make plans, right? So I think we're drawn to these figures We're drawn to these people that make declarations and then execute on the declarations Floyd may weather say whatever you want Say again It makes them seem like they're larger than life and makes them seem godlike when they do that Dude, like they're telling the future. I remember My father he used to work in the news business and he interviewed Muhammad Ali before he was going to fight Uh, george foreman, right? And he's in ali's locker room and he goes, how are you going to beat this guy? This guy is A monster. I mean, he's not only knocking people out. He's destroying them He's knocking them off the like up off the canvas and then they'll fall down I think that's what he did to frazier when foreman octah frazier and then uh ali goes to my dad. He goes, uh He goes, you have to understand like I'm a cerebral fighter. This is a science to me I'm gonna tell you exactly what I'm gonna do I'm gonna beat him up here I'm gonna pick him apart and then I'm gonna knock him out I'm pretty sure he called that he was gonna knock him out and my dad who's he caught around He might even call my dad is the biggest ali fan, you know, but he's still like there's just no way He's a big boxing fan And then you go see someone call out the most absurd thing in the world And then execute on it. They become god like joe nameth I don't even know if he was a good, uh quarterback or not But he said that the jets are gonna win the super bowl And they fucking did it Right against all odds and now he is involved in football lore forever If you can call it out and execute Yeah, people can tell that story. I mean even when they showed in the documentary on michael He was playing fucking golf with dany angie. He told dj. You'll tell your boy. I got something for him tonight That's I have to drop in 49 game 60 fucking three like I don't know man. Michael Jordan just different and no disrespect to lebron Stop stop it. There's no comparison to Michael Jordan. Michael is in rare air. No pun intended Like there is nothing that has ever been on the basketball court like Michael Jordan I think you're doing a discredit to not only Michael Jordan's legacy when you try to compare him to lebron You're doing a disservice to lebron because by the way I salute lebron Because lebron had a lot of the things jordan didn't have meaning he came into the league with so much pressure The league wanted another fucking chosen one. You know, he was the king and he for all intents and purposes He lived up that he lived he exceeded expectations. I think exceeded unbelievable what lebron? I think so I think I would I would definitely say so three championships been to the finals nine times You know never gotten any fucking trouble like he fucking did his goddamn thing You can't you can't take nothing away from lebron james, but michael jordan. He is not and guess what he's not supposed to be Neither is coby coby not supposed to be They're all your right their own individual Collective, you know group of stars that goddamn michael jordan You know what i've i've realized after watching this is that coby was closer to jordan than lebron is And I ranked brawn over coby i think But after seeing it The way that they view life and the way they view the game like something that was really poignant that happened in the documentary, right? This I think jordan at some point just goes uh What I care about is winning and at winning at all costs And that is a thing that drives me and that's what I want to do and I remember Uh, there there are times that like you know lebron has said stuff like well, I don't want to play if there's no fans there Because I play for the fans and uh or hey if I don't win another championship everything's good You know life is good. I feel so accomplished with everything I've did in the nba Which is great don't get me wrong that is great that you feel accomplished and you should feel accomplished But that is not the mentality of jordan the mentality of jordan is I don't care if nobody's in the stands Whoever I am playing it doesn't matter what part of the world I don't care if it's a Of fucking pickup basketball game in france I don't care if it's a shooting drill in front of a bunch of campers And if I miss one shot none of them get sneakers Or if I miss one shot, they all get sneakers He will win at all costs and that is what separates him. He said he had a love of the game cloth I don't know if that was true. What's that? At his haulin fame speech He said he had a love of the game clause in his contract meaning that he can play basketball anytime any fucking where he wanted to Pick up games all of that shit. If you go back and watch his haulin fame speech He was talking about doug collins and how you know when he got hurt that time I'm doug like and he was you know training all it all you know at north kelanda and nobody knew um doug collin said some shit about I don't know if it was doug collin somebody was limiting his minutes or whatever And he said to them like look I got a love of the game clause I think it wasn't the college he was talking to he was like, I got a love of the game clause in my contract I can play ball anytime I want to wherever I want Because they know because he knew they were going to try to limit him To just playing within the facility and practicing there, etc. No pickup games, etc. Yeah Yo, by the way that that that's shit you mentioned the camp shit with chris paul Yeah, that's incredible too son. It's that's incredible. It's amazing It's it explain the situation so people know what we're referencing They they were doing like a game of horse basically And it was like if you miss a shot Um, it wasn't it wasn't horse. It was he had to shoot from every part of the floor Every part of the floor and he was like if you miss one shot then you got to give this whole camp jordan's But this dude jordan is Yo, there was one scene when he shot a three-pointer chris paul had his hands in front of his eyes Literally had his hand in front of jordan's eyes hand like that jordan still shot with his hand in the air and it went in Like yo, this guy's unreal. Yeah. Yeah, but the fact that he cares more about winning than giving all those kids sneakers Is so fucking funny to me He probably he probably still gave those kids sneakers. He just gave him the sneakers based on how I wanted to give him to you I'm not giving him to you because I Chris paul You know what i'm saying? Yeah, listen that documentary is brilliant. I don't know if it's because We ain't got shit to watch right now Maybe Maybe it is but that shit man, you know, yo I don't think I would appreciate it was supposed to come on in june though After the season was over right because I don't think I would appreciate it if it was being aired while basketball was still going on right now You think I feel like you would have I feel like I feel like if I know you I know you pretty well And I think that you're kind of drawn to these figures Like these figures that defy the odds and like they put greatness above everything. I I feel like Regardless of the playoffs you would be curious about this Yeah, I mean listen, I like it for the history lesson more than anything because I mean we all lived it Right. Yeah, and when you live it is different but watching it back It's like oh shit like you almost feel like a sense of gratitude Like I really got to see that in real time But I like it for the kids more than anything because the kids need to see this shit Yes, we're not just sitting around arguing Jordan is better than lebron are telling y'all shut the fuck up. You don't know what the hell you're talking about Just because we older. Yeah, we're saying that shit because you don't know what the fuck we witnessed So that so that's something that's great about this is that um Is that uh All these people even like sports analysts we got to realize so there are sports analysts that are like 26 years old 27 years old 28 years old right and These sports analysts that are 26 27 years old are making statements about whether or not jordan's the goat without ever really witnessing him play basketball Exactly and we listen to them and argue with them when we should be saying sit the fuck down Junior, yes, you don't know nothing about this. You know what's so crazy I thought about this right think about guys that are old like skip Baylor's and I'm talking about these old ass dudes That's like 70 years old. So they they've been around they were around with magic and bird Michael Kobe Lebron the reason you should really listen to them Is because it's not that they're stuck in their ways because there was a point in time where the NBA was all about magic and larry Of course Everybody loved magic and larry. They thought magic and larry was the bar. Yep until Michael came around And you just guy was just so good You had to give it up to him And he had such a will to win that you just had to give it up to him You know I'm saying you go to the fucking NBA finals and you win six of them and don't lose And the only reason you didn't win is because you reach fucking retired like that's unreal It's a reason people champion Michael Jordan the way that they do, right? So if they say Man, Michael is way better than Lebron Michael's better than Kobe. It's because they've seen it all They've seen the whole spectrum. You haven't seen the whole spectrum Saw brawn and Kobe recency bias man. That's what it is Yes We all suffer from recency bias. I've suffered for I've said I'm sure on this podcast not Lebron's the best man He's the best I've ever seen but I forgot what Jordan would do bro. I forgot how terrifying the last eight minutes Of the fourth quarter were when Jordan would come back in after his break And then he just started attacking relentlessly possession after possession after possession And you just watch your team's league slowly dwindle away I forgot how fucking horrifying. Jordan was the real life Rocky, bro Jordan was the real life Hulk Hogan. You know how at the end of Rocky movies You just knew once that during that second fight. Yeah, Jordan never got to there was no second fights with Michael He's knocking you out the first fucking fight. He wasn't even going the distance with Michael Let's be clear about that. Yeah, you just knew Rocky wasn't gonna lose Same thing with Hulk Hogan. He was getting his ass kicked all of a sudden he just Yeah Michael did that in real life. Yep Real life like this shit ain't you're not winning this fucking game Yeah, and I'm gonna tell you something else you bought this point up a few weeks ago about All the legacies that he erased. This is another good thing that's going to come from this documentary People can see people love to say Jordan didn't have no competition No, you think Jordan didn't have no competition because he erased fucking wiped them all out. Yep You played against the best. Yep The best Charles Barkley and the fucking phoenix sons. Carl Malone, John Stockton in the Utah Jazz Clyde Drexler Terry Porter and those guys in fucking Portland. Are we serious right now? Fucking magic Johnson in the Los Angeles Lakers. Are you serious? Sean Kemp and Gary Payton in the Seattle Super Hunter Super Son of these are fucking Hall of Famers, man Stockton Malone, dude. Come on And another thing you got to understand, right? Is it like So Magic Johnson and Larry bird blow the sport up nationally, right? So Jordan is actually competing with all the kids who came up watching magic and bird All those all you know, so it's like when you Jordan was competing against a larger talent pool because the sport became so popular nationally because of magic and bird So now you have all these kids that maybe would have tried to play baseball Or maybe would have tried to play football or maybe would have tried to do this other shit They're watching these two guys and they're going. Oh my god. I got to play basketball now I'm putting all my talents in basketball. Jordan got to beat those motherfuckers Yeah, you know, that's what made me think about magic too. All this talk of contract people forget to deal with that magic sign, bro The one that's about saying he had HIV or the one to for the Lakers. No, that was an endorsement deal. I'm talking about the NBA kind magic Johnson had a 25 year 25 million dollar deal But he had a clause in his contract that he gets a front office job I didn't know that he that was part of it Yeah, he had a part. He had a he had a clause in his contract that he gets that he get a fucking front office job That's like first of all, what NBA player to it plays 25 years. I don't even think Vince Carter's at 25 years. Is he no So it's like one year 25 25 years That's a million dollars a year. But you get a front office job it's like I mean, I get I get it was the 70s, but god damn A lot of money back then chris Yeah, absolutely. What are you talking about? Okay, so so back then to sign a 25 year 25 million dollar deal That's a lot of money But again, he's he's doing that shit because that's the only way you can make big money You're not going to make all that money in one year You have to spread it out because the salary cap was probably 10 million dollars a year or leaving less back then when he signed that deal NBA was not a big thing back then and to put in perspective Jordan's legacy the finals ratings that Jordan had We don't even touch today Think about that Think about that. We don't fuck with the finals ratings Jordan had now and the NBA is It's different though. Say again. All they had was all they had was tv back then true that being said When the NBA finals are on that's what we're watching, right? We're not watching reruns of friends We're watching the fucking finals Yeah, especially back then And now though Um, yeah, but we just watching it different You know, I'm saying so we're watching it on like different platforms and shit like that I just to be honest with you I just don't know if there's anybody that captures the imagination I think LeBron story is always intriguing. So LeBron always have high ratings, you know what I mean? But I think LeBron Honestly, people like to watch LeBron lose more than win. Yeah In a lot of ways he's become this anti hero and he doesn't want to be an anti hero, which is the saddest part It's like I think I think it's the Jordan guys Oh, because the Jordan guys are so low that love Jordan. Yeah, Jordan's greatness So what I'm hoping happens after this documentary too is if Jordan's legacy can never be threatened. Yeah It's just not happening It's just not like there's nothing LeBron or anybody else can do to Threaten the legacy of Michael Jordan because in order to threaten the legacy of Michael Jordan You just simply have to be as dominant as Michael was. Yeah Those guys have not been as dominant as Michael was They just haven't not throughout the not throughout the whole league for the whole course of their careers Like yo Dirk Nowitzki got a ring on LeBron's watch, bro Yeah And I got a ring on Kobe's watch and on Kobe's watch on Kobe Well, let me see. Kobe was was that didn't they bounce the Lakers? Didn't they bounce the Lakers out? I don't remember. Yeah the year they lost to miami in the finals. I think they got they went to la to get there They went to la. Okay. Could be I'm just saying It's it's real bro Dirk got a ring on your watch. I don't think people understand that It was one of the rarest times in history where if Jordan wanted to win Then he won meaning I've never seen anything like it. Yeah. It's so it's like usually You know, usually you watch any type of sport, right? And it's very rare that an athlete Can make a decision to win or lose that day. In other words when Jordan lost it was because he was like, look I'm tired. I'm not gonna put all the effort I need to put in. We got a big game on friday. I'm gonna save a little for friday There's a reason why he's say again. That never happened. I'm sure it happened I'm sure it happened. Mike. I've they that's what the ill thing about Michael was like, yo, he never took off Well, there was games what they lost and I think he was like, listen, I'm not gonna go give it all this game If I if if it's not right to give it all I mean don't get me wrong the guy played his ass was every single game that being said when the games mattered For example, the finals it was unthinkable that Jordan would lose the finals Because what he did is he just dug down he emptied the tank and he decided That the bulls were gonna win and no matter what the cost was He decided it. How many people in history get to just decide the outcome of something? I think we all can do that, man. I mean that could be that can actually be the deep dive. I think we all Can do that. I think that you know, I had a conversation with Deepak Chopra this week It's up on my youtube page and you know, we were talking about Holdness, right? And um, can you ever truly achieve holdness and Deepak was saying how I asked him what Holdness feels like and he got he said, you know, how athletes would say they're in Like the zone. That's one thing they would say about Michael Jordan. He's in the zone. He's in the zone. I think that you can really train your mind To match up with what you want your outcomes In life to be I think your brain is that powerful of a tool and I think Michael just tapped into something in his cerebral That all of us can tap into you just got to have the patience The dedication and the work ethic to tap into it. Like it's a belief, bro Like it's a I can't explain it like when you on that stage I guarantee you felt that way like I can destroy some shit out here right now Like anything you say is gonna fucking land right now Like it's just a zone that all of us can tap into I think Michael tapped into that and I think everybody has the ability to tap into that But it just takes an extreme Extreme belief in yourself. That's just very hard to do Especially in this era where you have so many distractions and so many outside influences, you know telling you that No, you ain't that Yeah, dude, I I grew with you and I think that um The closest moments I've had to tapping into that as and this might seem weird, but uh We're uh being a burning man and uh the time after being a burning man and um I think it's because in regardless if it's you know induced by drugs or not But for like a week you actually get to see people being the best version of themselves And it kind of fills you up and you realize what you were missing and what you needed and how you operate Once you have that thing that you needed You know, do you think it's spirits? I don't know if it's spirits man I really just think it's like the better part of humanity and then you start interacting with people and instead of like Trying to survive the interaction as most anxious people Um try to do when they're interacting with people. They're not they're not looking at that person going What is that person need out of this interaction? They're often going What do I do to succeed in this interaction? Uh, am I being funny enough? Am I being smart enough? Am I being uh intelligent enough? Like how am I being perceived? They're all internal thoughts But it's not it's not about service. It's not about service once you're full you start going Oh, this person's a little nervous. Well, let me make them feel more comfortable. Oh, this person wants me to listen So let me just listen or they want me to laugh at their jokes. Okay. Let me laugh at them But see I think that's what happens when you Tap into the divine in you right like I see you can submit your will to the god in you or your lower nature Which which is commonly called the devil But it's just like when you look at somebody like Michael Jordan Michael Jordan was a spirit and he was able to tap into this spirit that Literally filled up the whole fucking planet and you would feel small next to that spirit, right? You would shrink next to that spirit unless you had the same kind of spirit You gotta have that same kind of spirit to recognize that but if you don't have that same kind of spirit It'll shrink you that's what makes it so easy to win against you Because you don't think you can beat me Yeah, I know I can beat you But you don't think you can beat me. You don't even think you're supposed to be here having this conversation with me So when you sit there with burning man, I think that you're looking at people's spirits, bro Maybe I really do. I think that y'all you're not even looking at the human the human form of a person You're looking at people's Orals their spirits like the literally the best Part of folks that nobody can see. Yeah, I think that's the hardest thing for any of us to tap into man Y'all heard some wild shit this week, bro. Go that fucked me up Slew to debbie brown You know Sam my sister debbie brown like she was having this conversation with me and she was talking about this psychic And I want to go look at what this psychic said and this psychic talked about how when covee bryan passed away His spirit his spirit and his consciousness walked everybody into the afterlife and his spirit and his consciousness came back and observed, you know the wreckage and he was so distraught and I was like I don't know if I believe this. I don't know if I believe this shit or not, but I'm just like What does happen to your conscience after you got so it's so it took me down this whole rabbit hole Of people who actually died But they say the consciousness stays alive So your consciousness is observing everything your consciousness realizes you died That wouldn't freak you to fuck out Yeah Yeah, what I mean to be honest with you That's what these like Billionaires are working on right now. They're working on trying to find a way to to take your consciousness Out of your body and like download it on some sort of like card So that you could insert it into another fake body or so you could exist On the computer forever. I mean the guy who is now a woman that started serious xm radio Uh Is Downloading his wife's consciousness into a robot right now Really it's a crazy story. It's the most fascinating tranny in the world this guy like I would love to sit down him But uh, it's it's it's really remarkable and that's what people are trying to do That's what they think the future is they think the future is me and you get our complete consciousness Decoded so it can be taken out of us Because the only problem with our bodies or the only problem with living forever is your body starts to decay and wilt They're like leaves, you know, they can't be around for too long You know, your bones get brittle your heart starts to fail your lungs whatever happens that what if you could just renew all that shit Run it back You're willing your spirit don't go anywhere. If anything like you get sharper I mean like you you learn more as you get older and you experience more things and like you get more secure You get more self-esteem you get more confidence You know I'm saying you start to especially, you know, you start working on yourself going to therapy You know talking to sacred purpose coaches, whatever it is you just start to become a better version of yourself When people hear that when people hear oh, he's a better version of himself. He has nothing to do with physical Yeah, I have to do it all of this baby that mental and that that fucking Spiritual what do they say the fish rots from the head down? I thought they said that about vagina Wait a minute. Let me think A fish rots from the head down. What does that mean? No, but that's what they say that like Uh, you know, they talk about organizations and shit like that Like the cowboys like if you just cut off the head if you cut off Jerry Then maybe the cowboys organization will be good same thing with the nicks But I also maybe but I also think same thing with like your body It's like if your brain is filled with these awful thoughts and like you're constantly Anxious and questioning yourself like I don't think you're going to be in great physical shape either I think the toll that that takes on your mental is we're going to take it Take on his physicals. I mean look at chris, man chris who chris morrow morrow Chris you net you you got bad thoughts chris. I don't think so See michael jordan never thought about anything. It was a think with michael You just might have a fucking question michael give you a yes or no answer Okay, if you said michael you feeling you feel bad chris michael. Fuck. No. I feel great. You feel bad You don't just go and get this fucking work. Mm. Okay Yeah The thing with michael and it kind of gets back to what you're saying is just look I've watched the mba religiously for 40 years There's no question. He's the best player ever and it's not even close. It's ridiculous to even talk about it Is he happier than lebron? No doubt it I mean if if you're the best player everybody knows it and at your hall of fame induction speech Um, you have to spend the majority of it settling old scores That means you still don't feel validated even though you're still the greatest of all time according to everybody So it's an interesting question right like is jordan the greatest winner of all time He's certainly a better winner than lebron. It's not even up for debate. Is he a happier individual? I can't tell you that my guess would be no you you make a great point there chris And I think it's something that we often get confused Like we see greatness and we often think like greatness means that you won in life But oftentimes greatness is accompanied with misery and it's that misery that drives you to greatness, right? so like Who has enjoyed their life more probably lebron man to be honest with you and they lebron don't lebron don't even eat lebron Is not the happiest mba player of all time. No, but he's happier than jordan Why why do we say that though jordan's eyes are yellow? they red They're not supposed to be Man he's 60 years old and he does cognac and cigars every day religiously Well, maybe that's another reason we should look into and he never used to drink a smoke He don't got shit else to do right now like I think jordan I don't have a problem with him I don't I don't look at that as insecurity because you're at a fucking hall of fame speech telling the fucking truth Listen, if I if I look at my old high school coach and I say I keep bringing this story up because I want him to always know. He made a fucking mistake I don't have a problem with that if jerry krauss Fucking fucked up the dynasty. I don't have a problem with him calling jerry krauss out if byron russell Yo, the hall of fame speech where he said, you know, he said that byron russell Said to him it was he said it was a time they was playing baseball No, you thought was in town when he was playing baseball The calm alone john's talking and byron russell came to see him with some shit like that And byron was like, yo, you better be lucky you retire it Because if you was on this motherfucking court with me right now, I would I would guard you and this and that yada yada yada I would shut you down blah blah blah. So michael said when it came time for the nba finals Said he went up to byron. He said, you know, you remember about a year ago When you motherfucking told me that if I was back on this court, you could guard me and you could shut me down You about to get your chance now motherfucker What that's his that's his muse That's his energy. That's his motivation And that don't mean he insecure because he's calling that shit out and reminding motherfuckers of of of yo You're actually giving them props byron. You are my influence. You stupid motherfucker That's why you should have kept your fucking mouth shut when you want to court with greatness You don't got to give me any reason To be good You know, i'm showing up right that's that you don't rattle the fucking cage They rattle the cage. So now they got to hear that cage rattle for the rest of their life I don't look at that as insecurity. That's I got plenty of motivation like that That's the motivation That's the motivation that he needs and he goes out there and he actually searches for that motivation That being said If you felt complete if he kept felt complete if he felt he didn't need to prove anything to the world Then he wouldn't do that No, I think sometimes you just got to sometimes you got to touch your own horn The sometimes you got to remind he's not a rapper. You can't do it in songs All right, like we've never said jay-z is insecure You know zan Those guys tell they tell you i'm the greatest the best rapper alive. I do this better than you Jordan only has interviews. He only has documentaries. He only has books to tell you. Shit. We didn't feel that way about Muhammad Ali Muhammad Ali tell you he the motherfucking greatest all the time. Yeah, we didn't say he was insecure Yeah, I think that people would say it. I think if you ask your therapist I think a therapist would probably say yeah, all these people have insecurities and they have extreme confidence or narcissism Even like 100 percent if you need to scream at the top of your lungs that you're the greatest, right? You must not feel like people think you're the greatest and you value what they think I think you have to talk yourself into things man. Like we well that means you don't believe it No, that's not true. Is this reinforcement? Why do you need reinforcement in a world where you're always getting vocal negative reinforcement? What are you hearing in your head? The only counter to the negative reinforcement is to tell yourself. No, I am great. No, I am the best No, I know i'm putting in more work than anybody. This motherfucker can't guard me No, I know I can get in this ring and knock this motherfucker out No, I know I can get on stage and tell these best jokes Like if people are always telling you who sucks who's telling you that you're good Yo, when you're when you're a child people pat you on the back and give you encouragement to go be the best But as you become an adult it's like that goes away and all you got is the negative shit Who is going to tell you that you're great? I think I think you're describing The most relatable feeling about this and I think that's why we resonate or these people resonate with us Right in this type of behavior resonates. I love a chip on my shoulder I love it when motherfucker tells me I can't do some shit I'm grateful when I hear that shit. I am grateful I love it if I hear somebody pop off or say some slick shit on twitter or something like that Especially if it's one of my colleagues one of my contemporaries. I love they don't even know But i'm digging their grave for them. They don't know it. I got the shovel Dude, I mean, there's a hole. I'm ready to put you in it. You don't even know You know what i'm saying? Shit I'll put Tyrese and Casanova's dick in the fucking hole I listen I love that shit man. That shit gets me off and guess what I'm not gonna go back and forth with you on twitter I'm gonna show do the work through actions and deeds You're gonna constantly keep seeing this fucking work and there's nothing you can do about it And when we're all said and done 15 20 years from now and you look back you like man that motherfucker did everything I thought he wasn't yes Yes, and we all feel what that being said if we were like some zen buddhist monks me and you And somebody said some dumb shit to us We would probably be we would probably be so like Confident and fulfilled in what we need or not needing anything that we probably wouldn't even pay in all mine But here's the reality at the end of the day We are human and things do affect us and how we deal with those things that affect us Differs from person to person and we tend to resonate to the motherfuckers that go All right, you affected me and now i'm taking you down because that's the cost of affecting me That's that that's why I love this I love this conversation man because that's exactly what it is You got to be able to channel That that negative that's coming towards you You got to be able to channel that hate from those doubters that any energy from those people who telling you that You can't succeed. How do you channel that some people internalize it? And that shit weighs them to fuck down and they don't never fly They never get to fly they never get to soar because they're weighed down by all that shit Some people take that shit and just turn that shit in the positive fuel in order for them to go out there and be great Because by the way, think about it like this All those people that's talking shit about you That's because they don't feel like they can stop you any other fucking 100 that's all they can do They can't do shit else to you They can't they can't beat you on the court. They can't beat you in the ring They can't beat you on stage. There's nothing else they can do except for talk That's it. That's it. Fuck that man. Listen, man Michael Jordan is the goat. We all needed a good dose of Michael Jordan during this fucking I agree with you. We all we all needed this shit. And I think we needed goat I think we needed to put some respect on the word goat because we were throwing goats around a lot Yes, you know like what's around like fucking Jamaicans We were man, we throw them shit around too fucking much man We throw we throw goats around to goddamn. We were throwing goats And it's like each industry can have that goat Or you can have the goat of a of the time in which things are operating in but we were throwing goats around like It was just like, yo, he's good. We're throwing goats around like goods I think it's goats and I think it's gods And Jordan is on god level Jordan is on god level and that right there that is very very very rare air You can talk about you can argue about who's the greatest of all time You can put LeBron in that conversation and you know, uh, Kobe like those guys are considered the greatest of all time. Hall of Famous legendary, but we know who the gods are Ain't too many gods out here. That's just the truth to the man Ain't too many gods in their industry gods in the game Jordan is a god Period There's nothing like him one that is none before him And I don't know if there's nothing to come because that's you don't have nothing to do with town It's been plenty of people who physically have better builds than Michael Jordan Probably shoot better than Michael Jordan, but it's just something up here That that will to win that's the rebrand is that spirit that they just don't have They're not able to tap into that realm Jordan was able to tap into man You know what it is. It's like There's very few people that work hard at shit that comes easy you know like I think that's what separated Jordan. It's like most guys that have a great dribble They don't develop a jump shot because they have such a good dribble They could get to the basket whenever they want and that's just how they'll develop their game And most guys that shoot the ball really well don't really learn how to dribble because they're like I'll just pull up and shoot in your face. Why do I need to dribble a fucking ball around? And Michael Jordan is one of these guys that he was great at both And he still took the time to learn the game and execute the game and perfect the fucking game you know, it's like I don't know. It's it's it's the reason why You know how like kids don't value money because they don't work for it And like people who make money easy usually spend it frivolously Like there's a lot of strippers out here that are broke right now because they made their money easy So they just spend it easy because there's no value But when you grind for fucking 10 12 years to be where you are Every dollar you make is not the work you put in right then It's the 10 12 years They got you there That that are like, um That would fulfill that money, you know what I'm saying I get it like I don't spend my money frivolously because I know how long and like hard I had to work to get it It's not just doing a podcast. It's the 10 years before a podcast Yeah, and not only that did you enjoy the process though Yeah, you got plenty of people out here that do shit just for money like I don't do this podcast for money I do this podcast because I genuinely enjoy Coming here and kicking the shit with my guy every week. Yeah And I mean I I genuinely love what the fuck it is that I do Yeah, just so happens that money happens to come with it And that's usually what happens when you forget about the money and just enjoy the fucking process Why is that so hard? for most people Because people are not really doing what they love to do. That's why yeah, they just You're doing what you you're doing what you think is profitable. You're doing what you think can make you some money You're doing what you think can make you famous You're not doing what you love to do because if you actually are doing what you love to do It never feels like fucking work and you would just you just enjoy doing it so much that you become great at it Next thing, you know, people want to fucking pay you for it. Yeah. Yeah, it is weird. It's like you it's like hustling backwards or something It's hard to uh It's sometimes like the tricks of life are like going backwards at like doing the opposite thing Remember ready player one Remember that movie ready player one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, remember how like the way that he got the first coin or whatever was instead of driving forward with everybody He like drove back Yeah, yeah, and I feel like there's some things with life like like you're feeling shitty And instead of focusing on like what you need to do for yourself to feel good If you just help other people all of a sudden you just start to feel better, right? And it's like the same thing with work is like instead of It's the same thing with money By literally not chasing money you end up making money. Isn't that it makes no sense, right? It's stupid. It's stupid. It's stupid. I don't I don't even I really just think it's about finding something It is that you love to do because you gotta think man And you know this goes kind of to what everybody's experiencing right now, right? You know when you're down You're depressed No, when you're not doing what it is that you really want to do It's hard to be enthused by anything Once you're not moved by anything your will to win is gone You don't ever try to get yourself out of that situation like yo people talk about You know letting their dreams die Yo, you let your dreams die because you started working this job To pay bills because you needed money and in the process of paying those bills You forgot to motherfucking continue to keep Scribing towards your dream. Yeah, so you you let that energy die You let that will to do something greater than what it is you're doing die And now you don't love what you do and so now that should reflect in everything you do because now you just walk around Angry depressed mad at the world mad that you got to be at this fucking job for eight hours a day And you keep having these daydreams, right? You keep having these daydreams these things keep flashing in your mind about you know What you should be doing are what it is you really want to do you understand when they say that's your that's your dreams passing you by That's literally what that is. Right. You are at a job right now Right. Are you are you're doing something that you really don't love and that shit is bothering you every fucking day And you keep having these these daydreams about something that is you want to do that's your dreams fucking passing you by That's all that is that's literally what that is And you just gonna keep letting them pass and be mad at your motherfucking job And you need to do what Michael Jordan would do and motherfucking start working Towards your actual goal working towards your actual fucking dream and by the way you can do both I've been telling y'all this shit since black privilege It's 168 hours in a week works your fucking job that you hate to pay the bills, right 30 40 hours a week Whatever the fuck it is. Yeah, it's been another 30 40 chasing your fucking dreams. That's only 80 hours Bro, you know what I think one reason why quarantine is so depressing for people Is because they're finally realizing that they're not chasing things because they're lazy Like you have every opportunity right now while you're stuck in the house to chase all those dreams that you've said That you want to chase but you didn't have enough time But you haven't done jack shit but watch bozark and friends reruns and tiger king and tweeted the same bullshit You always tweet and meme the same bullshit. You always mean So it never tells me that they've watched all the netflix in my mind. I'm like, yo you living you must be Doing great You must have accomplished everything you ever wanted to fucking accomplish You got time to watch all because that's my last goal My last goal in life is watching all of netflix. I got a lot of other shit I need to accomplish before I get to all of netflix all in all in netflix in three weeks I'm watching all the brazzers before I'm watching all the netflix. What the fuck Bruh Listen man, uh, let's pay some bills. That was a deep dive. I hope y'all learned something. I love it I absolutely love it. I got a pee man. Can you pay those while I go take this piss? Okay, uh, check out hymns and you could discover the tiny pill worthy of a big Celebration all right for hymns.com is your one-stop shop for hair loss skincare and sexual wellness for men one thing I've been realizing suit my dude chico bean chico bean the The hairline chronicles on instagram I actually flashed my hairline on there and I've seen a lot of brothers who are dealing with You know hair loss they got receding hairlines They got the joys jefferson shit going on and a lot of them are like fucking i'm going to do something about this After this quarantine. So thanks to science. 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Let's get back to the motherfucking chef So should we do a little asking on your church announcement? Man, you know the church is closed, bro Church is motherfucking closed You know, I do want to shout out. I want to salute my man little dickie Yes Little dickie has the best show on tv right now. I've heard the show's really good. My my guy andrew santino is on it too, man Who's andrew? Who does he play andrew plays his agent? I guess and like best friend. Yeah, he's a redhead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, redhead dude. Yeah Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. He's great man. Very funny comic. He's got a podcast called whiskey ginger man Y'all should check that out. That shit is funny as fuck. I slept. I'm not gonna lie You know, I'm a tv guy, but I'm not one of these guys that sit around and just watches anything but my home girl Jenny henry jenny rice henry jenny hit me up and jenny was like you should check davis out And I was like, I fuck it. So like like maybe week before last It was seven episodes available on demand. I think it's 10 for the season But it was only seven up on demand I think new one actually comes out tonight on wednesday because it's oh no it's eight now So yeah, number nine comes out tonight Man, I watched that shit and I laughed a fucking lot It's so smart the way they the way they attack Men's insecurities the way they attack men's fragile egos the way they deal with men's mental health in that show Fucking bravo little goddamn dickie. I I've never liked anything little dickie is done. Not that I dislike little dickie I think he's a good human being I just devil was into his music like that You know I'm saying even when he did the freaky friday video I thought that that video was a good visual But I just feel like he found a way to call niggas niggas through a nigga You know what I'm saying, right? But but that's goddamn tv show It's just amazing because even when you think back about little dickie and you watch his old videos and stuff It's like he should have been doing tv I I've always looked at a little dickie like a sketch comic and he just chose To do his sketches as rap Because he's gifted in rhyming words and he's gifted in analogies and he's gifted in that like the guy can spit Yeah, regardless of you like what he talks about or not the guy can do the skill And I think that he separated himself from most sketch comics by actually rapping out the sketches And uh, but he was always really creative with it. So My assumption when I was just kind of watching this stuff I was like I think this guy's making a move for hollywood. Maybe he'll be an actor or something like that But in my opinion it's not going to work unless he's involved in the creative because his greatest asset is not the way he looks Right his greatest asset is his brain. The show's got to be the thing that he makes You know what I'm saying? And he fucking he found a way to do it man The fact that he's incorporated Is he's really it's really his life like yeah, I remember little dickie telling me a story About his penis one time. Yeah And trying to explain to me what he explained on the show like he's got some type of Rare disease deformity to what he's got like two dick holes and all types of other shit So he pees out the side of his dick like what some wild shit and I remember him telling me this and me saying to him What the fuck are you talking to me about? But he incorporated that into a whole episode. So wait, what does he have? What does his dick look like? He needs an only name of that shit if you look it up I'm sure you can find the name. It's like it's some shit. He has it's like some rare deformity He's got actually got a whole episode about it because he never wants his girl to see his penis Right, of course and that episode is so funny man Because it's just like he's got this picture of drake in his room But every time he goes to fuck his girl is just like drake looking at him like yo It's the what his show is fucking good, man Dave on fx is fucking phenomenal and you can watch it on hulu if you don't have cable And I think that's where a lot of people are getting to it And you know what else got started watching on hulu. What's that fucking? Uh What what we doing the shadows? What's that? Man, that shit is a movie about these vampires Who are who are getting filmed for a doc documentary? What is the fucking comedy these vampires in statin island? Fucking hysterical man really good Man, man Man like fucking hysterical see I like that kind of humor. I like the humor they do on Dave I like the humor they do on what we do in the shadows. I like that kind of risky wild just Nutt-ass shit. I like that shit. That's what they would call white boy humor. I like that type of shit That shit is fucking funny, man So those are my two recommendations for you what we do in the shadows and fucking Dave on fx You can watch them both on um On hulu if you got hulu because fx is on hulu We got to check it out, man. Let's do some asking idiots Let's do it. What are you at tail? Are you symptom to me? Well, you know what while we're getting those asking idiots why don't we pay a little bill ski right here guys? Oh, no, I just pay I just did two we have one more You want to do it right now? You want to do asking idiot for uh, why don't we do that? Oh, you know what we didn't do we didn't do things you won't give a fuck about next week Well, all right. So why don't we knock this bill out? Then we do things you won't give a fuck about and then we do uh Then we do ask an idiot Oh, it's up to you. We can yo we can go either way son. I'm down for either one. Don't matter Did you let's let's let's do some things you don't care about next week first then do the all right bet Things you don't care about next week the Mets The Mets uh, actually j-rod j-lo and a-rod buying the Mets. Do you give a fuck? No, not at all like it means nothing to me Why because you don't give a fuck about the Mets. I just don't care about baseball You know actually, you know what one thing I do think is cool is like um This is like some old timey shit where like wealthy families unite and by uniting Their relationship is actually like a business partnership and they're using that wealth to I mean, I guess continue to grow their wealth But this is this is how marriage used to be like marriage being about love is like a very new concept back in the day It was like, yo, you got this shit. You got a milk farm. All right, bet We got you know Chickens over here. Why don't we have milk and chickens then then we got dairy and everything's fine And that's how you grew but it looks to me like we're witnessing like the latino version of this It's kind of cool. So Like I guess I don't know I love seeing latinos being owners of baseball teams Only because latinos dominate baseball right it just makes fucking sense like yes go on a fucking team All right, I think I think it's great. Uh, the only thing that could make it better if it was the yankees They need to be in the Bronx in the midst of all the goddamn latinos I mean that would be the illest shit like if jaylo bought the fucking yankees In the Bronx and for not a night would be fire Can't put not a night Man that shit would be popping. What do you give a fuck about? Uh, we should give a fuck about this This is shit. You don't care. We won't care about next week. I think we will care about this Mayor de Blasio says Um, he tweeted out I can't tell you when we'll be able to host cultural events and parades again But I can tell you who our first parade will be for when the time is right New york city will honor our healthcare workers and first responders with a ticket tape parade up to canyon heroes I think this is genius. I think they deserve it. But I also think it's fucking stupid Because why does bill de Blasio want to have a large crowd so bad this guy? And why are you going to have a crowd of the people who 100 got corona? Like why are you going to walk corona through the city again? You fucking idiot Son, this guy is the worst. de Blasio could be the worst mayor ever like he's He's just done things at the wrong time. Like that's cinnamon is good What he said is good. He should have just said we're going to find a way to honor That's better. I can't work. That's better Don't say the goddamn parade because now you're thinking about everybody gathering in large crowds You know who he is. He's he's wreck it Ralph all he did That's all he knows that remember when there was the rikers island shit some shit bad happened in rikers island And they're like de Blasio. What are we gonna do about it? And he's like, I got an idea We're gonna close rikers island. It's like that's not how you fix jails by closing them all You fix the way the jails are run. That's how you fix the jail Oh my god Do you know what I'm saying? No, you're right. 100% he's just the worst you're gonna do you got to you got to change the system of jail There it is. It's like de Blasio. How are we gonna stop school shootings? Oh Stop school No, is that what we should do Exactly. Hey Should we say hey, my wife is black. Did I tell you that? Hey, I'm woke aren't I Remember when he made his kid pick out his afro for the election to make sure that everybody knew he was black Remember that shit Hey pick out your afro, please Well, he's out next year next year is his last year's uh, new york city man. Hopefully andrew yang runs I mean is andrew yang even from new york Do you have to be? I think he was born here. He was born here. He better be born array We need born arrays. I don't need some fucking pretty boy from california telling me what new yorkers need Okay, you know why I like andrew yang no because I think andrew yang will make fucking um New york look like the futuristic haven that is supposed to man. New york should look like dubai brah Fuck that Nah, man. New yorkers really fuck. New york needs to look like dubai shows like new york supposed to be futuristic Like time squares is a dub brah Times square ain't it no more bra. Hey bra. Who goes to time square? Not everybody. I don't I don't go to time square because you a native new yorker. That's who we gotta care about We gotta care about native new yorkers. But think about that. You're not even impressed anymore Think about how much we're gonna have to pay in taxes when this motherfucker trying to give everybody a thousand dollars We already got to pay a bunch in texas now. You're in jersey. You don't gotta pay the taxes I pay new york state tax and jersey tax. I live in jersey working new york. Well, that's dumb I gotta pay both That's just dumb bro. That's the way it works. You got to pay your state tax in jersey You got to pay your state tax in fucking new york. That's the way it works fair enough Guess what? You spend all his money in taxes in new york still look shitty as fuck. Listen, I'm okay with yang I gotta see what he's trying to do for the city I gotta see what's going on that being said. I like I like something homegrown for the city. You know our problems. You know what we have to deal with How can you possibly know our problems if you're coming from a place that isn't here? You don't know what we really gotta deal with. You don't know what's really going on I think he's born here. I'm not sure don't quote me on that But I need you to live here, bro I need you to live here and I need you to know exactly what's going on and know exactly what we're upset about So we could fix it What you're trying to do is be the mayor of a big city so that eventually you could be You know run for president again, but now you got some clout. I understand what you're doing You clout chasing just like when hillary was the senator of new york So that she could run for president You just use in new york And i'm not about to be used by somebody if you're gonna be the mayor of new york You're gonna have to try to do a good job. You're gonna have to help our lives, man I get it Say again, what from Cincinnati Cincinnati new york Nah, he's from Cincinnati. He's not from new york Not Cincinnati new york, I might be saying this wrong sense and like you might be No, schenectady schenectady Fuck Taylor, when did you immigrate to america taylor? From fans only and schenectady Not say Cincinnati, yo No, it might as well not tell her. How do you spell it? How do you spell it? Um Cincinnati starts with a C. Tyrese. I know I know it does But this but sch could be No Taylor, I need you to grab it. I need you to grab a towel from the bathroom and stuff it in your mouth I need you to do that for the rest of your mouth Taylor a whole tile right now Take the tile off the towel rack and stuff it in I Sorry What is it? What is it? What is that's your cup? It's pronounced how the pronounce christian schenectady schenectady schenectady I said something nice. It's schenectady. It's not the same thing You would end up somewhere totally different if you put that in your way your map quest Talk about the midwest in upstate new york Yeah, how are they the same thing? Okay Not all cities look the same Hey Listen, uh, did you hear about this is shit you won't care about next week Did you hear about the study that was conducted by researchers in moon by india that found corona virus could linger in a man's testicles Making men prone to longer and more severe cases of the illness. Um, got corona in your balls barona in your balls charlaman, I think it's very insensitive of you to say that just Men have testicles. Okay. There are women out there that have testicles too. Okay, you can identify however you'd like Okay, you can identify That's whatever you want. All right You want to go in so bad you want to go in So It's a lot of what shows shows we're absolutely right. There are women out there We have testicles And you know, we have to include them as well. I think new york pose is being very insensitive By not saying corona virus could linger in a man and woman and women's balls, man There are women's balls out there filled with fucking corona and nobody's talking about Yeah, these fucking problematic. It's very problematic. These bitches out here scratching their balls all day filled with corona You know sitting on the couch with their legs spread just like women do Include women, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like this is not right. That's right Don't can't have people invisible in our society Very good very good point andrew listen that's very very very good point You know and I won't forget about this next week I won't forget about this ever. I will fight this fight for as long as it needs to be fought That's right. They said testicles are walled off from the immune system Say what I didn't know that Say what It said testicles are walled off from the immune system So the virus can harbor there for longer periods than the rest of the body. That's what the study said I didn't know testicles were walled off from the immune system. So testicles. I had no idea Testicles are the mexicans of our body Talk to me And that's why they're down there like oh, I like corona I'll take another corona just hanging out over here, please Oh my god Um, shit you won't care about next week the desperation of the democrats continues Joe biden says he picked michelle obama for vp in a heartbeat Okay, so okay, who that's like saying I would pick fucking Anthony davis to play on my team. I'd pick lebron jane to play on my team I'd pick fucking the greek freak to play on my team Of course you would pick michelle obama in a heartbeat, but guess what joe? It's not fucking happening That's all you got to sell your fucking constituents is pipe dreams How about come with some fucking real policies for black people? How about coming a real agenda for fucking black people? How about big up some of the great potential candidates black women that are out there now that you could pick as your running mate Don't dangle the fantasy of michelle obama as a vp You know i'm saying the fucking Put put put enthusiasm and inspiration to your campaign because nobody has any Nobody has any enthusiasm or inspiration for your fucking campaign now That's I hate shit like that like what we don't have time to fucking play joe We don't have time for your imaginary fucking games All right. Yes, I understand an interviewer asked you that question. You shouldn't even even fucking entertain You should have pivoted to the candidates that are out there now That are women that are women of color that you think would be good enough for the job And you should have put the light on them instead of always trying to use your fucking homeboys And homegirls to bring shine upon yourself And it stands and I will say it a million times joe biden ain't shit without his homeboys And he ain't shit without his homegirls. It's not enough already knock it off. Joseph. So you think he was just pandering It was it was it's like, uh It's like an ornament It's like an ornament you dangling in front of people just to just to get yourself hot like yo joe biden's campaign It sucks Nobody gives a fuck nobody's talking about joe biden. You turn on cnn msnbc You see quomo you see trump you would think those two were running for president Cuomo was at the fucking white house this week Beating with trump, you know i'm saying quomo is the one offering counter programming every fucking day joe biden is not showing any Levels of leadership joe biden is literally trying to play the quiet game into the white house He really thinks he's in the quiet place. He really thinks if he just beats if he just if I just be quiet And getting and get to november they're gonna vote me in no, that's not how this shit works not at a time like this Open your fucking mouth. You got to be active. So he's just using that little yeah I'd love to have michelle obama for vp because you know what that does it perks it perks people's interests and makes people say, oh michella's vp That's a possibility then people start paying attention to that Whack-ass campaign joe biden is running man. That shit is garbage Eventually garbage You're 100% right man, and eventually people are gonna start You know realizing or at least they're gonna have to start realizing that the democrats don't care about winning this election What they're what they care about is not wasting any talent So the democrats are not going to put a potential hopeful for the future Out there in front of the american people to lose Right because they're like fuck that could screw it up in the future What they'll do is they'll pick a running mate that they don't care about their political future at all And they'll put them with biden. They clearly don't care about biden They think biden's gonna get washed But the last thing that they're gonna do is put someone that they really believe in Out there right now to get eaten up by trump the democrats do not care about you at least for the president The presidential election. I mean the local democrats I think the people who are running in their like cities and that kind of stuff They really do want to make change and you know do these things But the democrats have said oh this is done. We're running with biden. We don't care if he gets fucked up He's just a placeholder. We need another person to run for an election, but we don't care I think the democrats um Suffer from what we were talking about earlier. They suffer from what all michael jordan's opponents were suffering from They just don't think they can win Yeah, simple as that They don't believe they can win If they believe they could win they would be moving a totally different way And they're still they're still playing politics in a time where we don't need no motherfucking politics We need bullwarf nigger. Yeah We need bullwarf. We need bullwarf to come up come out and tell us what the fuck is really going on I was Joe biden I would create I would lean into blackness Through policy and pop culture meaning that I would come up with an economic black agenda I would come up with a criminal justice reform plan the right the wrongs of the 94 crime bill I would announce my running mate who would be a sister, you know probably senator kamala harris I would announce my cabinet. I would show my shadow government I would show the diversity in that and I would just lean into that You know, I mean lean into that like a motherfucker because that's the only thing that's going to get you a buzz You got a you got to lean into the people that leaned into you Especially right now at a time like this you mean to tell me that you have coronavirus Impacting the black community the way that it is right And we all know that the reason it's impacting the black community is because of all these underlying conditions that existed Way prior to coronavirus these underlying conditions that were created by systemic racism, right You got dr. Fauci Coming out saying that you got dr. Phil coming out saying that you're the vice president for the first black president You're the democratic nominee Right black people saved your political life during the primaries. That should be your shit to stand on That should be your soapbox. Joe Biden Joe Biden should be standing on that and saying I am going to save the lives Of the people who saved my political fucking life. That is a layup, bro That's a layup. He's not leaning into that at all. So come november God bless him because he knows he doesn't have to he knows that most black people will vote for him regardless So he doesn't have to I mean, but that's all y'all y'all got to eventually remove yourselves from party If you want both parties to fight for your attention. It's as simple as that is like that. I agree with I I agree that I agree that you know There should be a cognac party You know i'm saying like there was a tea party. Yo Just a just a group of just a group of brothers and sisters Who have one common goal in mind and that's the best interests of black people and whatever candidate Whatever candidate republican democrat green party. Yeah, that is going to you know Do our bidding. Yeah, that's who we're going to fuck with you know, you know who he should choose as his running mate Who Cuomo See for me that's a that's a power move now I don't know if Cuomo will go for it But the power move is you choose Cuomo and all of us go All right If biden can't make it through this election Then Cuomo ends up being the guy matter of fact you choose Cuomo as a vp And then halfway through the campaign Biden goes I don't actually feel up to this But I think Cuomo should continue to go through and now all the biden support is grandfathered into Cuomo And then Cuomo ends up running against trump I think that's the smartest way that the that's how the dems have a chance this election I don't think they have a chance, but that is the closest thing to a chance I don't have a problem with that But you know what's so wild about that the fact that we even have to have that conversation You know what i'm saying like yo Think about it like this is the presidential election. It's fucking april The election is in november Yeah, and we're talking about we should have somebody else because the candidate that's running is that Fucking weak and how do we sneak that person into the into the election? Yeah, they're playing the This is they're playing the quiet game. You're playing a quiet game with your kids You don't have kids. They're playing the quiet game. This is the movie the quiet place Where if you be quiet you can survive That's what they're trying to do with joe by yeah keep them quiet And he'll survive till november prevent defense bro Prevention ain't gonna work that shit is not working. This shit is sad not to mention all the other things that you got to deal with Russian interference that the democrats never dealt with voter suppression that the democrats never dealt with Now you just got good old-fashioned voter depression Where people just don't feel in through don't feel inspired by joe biden and you about to have a second a second six pack Of corona come through in the fall. Yeah You about to bring another can of corona around wintertime around november Man get the fuck out of here, man. This shit is gonna be crazy. Listen. This shit is really about to be stupid Come november. Yeah, by the way If the democrats lose and i'm only saying if because i'm remaining optimistic because i am gonna vote Because i want to say when the democrats lose but i'm just gonna say if to keep the optimism if the democrats lose That's exactly what the fuck they deserve You know why they deserve that because it's time for the democrats to relook at the to to relaunch Their whole party and everything that they stand for right those old democratic establishment ways are dead It's time for democrats to actually start doing for the people That always come out and support them to black people, which is brown people I love what aoc is doing aoc is out here like i'm not endorsing no fucking body Yes, i am she's doing she's saying the responsible thing. Yes, i'm going to vote in november But i'm not endorsing i can't go out and endorse the guy unless i thought she endorsed biden Huh, i thought she endorsed biden No, she said that we should all support whoever the democratic nominee is she said verbatim I can't endorse joe biden yet in good faith Because i need to know what joe biden is going to do for me am i Simple as that i fucking respect it man. That's the way this shit should be and guess what after this election Democrats are going to realize that's the way it's going to be That's watch they're going they're going to learn the hard way. I hate to say it, but they're going to learn the fucking hard way and guess what Okay, sarah sarah Whatever will be will motherfucking be And michelle obama will not be vp Want to pay some bills? Yeah, let's pay some bills, man guys, um While you're concerned about Who's going to win this election november? 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Oh, yeah, why is it that you ladies? Um make such a big fucking deal about what show or movie we watch and then fall asleep within five minutes of watching that show Or movie Why does it matter to you? That much if you know, you're gonna fucking fall asleep watching it anyway Why don't you just let me choose the movie because I'm going to be the one that watches the full length of the movie You just want to be cuddled. So why don't you just say I don't care? I just want to be cuddled I cuddle you and then we watch the big Lebowski instead of watching the bachelorette That's the thing that I don't understand you charla Um, I don't understand why women Think men are fucking psychic We're not mind readers. Uh-huh Like you have to tell us You can't call men dogs, right? Yeah But then understand that you got to train dogs to do what the fuck you want them to do Yeah, but then don't have that same kind of patience with us. You got to tell us not to fuck your friends No, I don't know anything about that, huh? Okay But you have to fucking tell us what it is you want once you tell me once I get it And by the way, you might have to tell me twice. I've been with my woman 23 years almost Michael Jordan numbers But it's shit that she been telling me for 23 years one day. I'ma get it Let me tell you something You don't ever get it I don't think so My dad men are meant to get it. We're not meant to get it man My dad has been not doing the same shit that my mom has been asking Him to do for his entire life and I've witnessed it Literally, I've witnessed it. My mom has been asking him to do the same shit He just refuses to learn how to do it and that's just part of being a man That's part of being a man Like I love like a certain shit that you want me to learn and I'm like why Like what? Fucking washing dishes. I'm not gonna learn how to do that Excuse me, Taylor. Why is that a problem? Taylor? It's okay. Why is what a problem? Washing dishes, why can't you get that there's nothing wrong washing dishes? I just don't know how to do it So when I go to do it and I do a fucked up job don't complain. That's it. You know, I don't know how to wash no god Meaning a dish. That's it. It's not that easy. It's not that easy. Taylor Women have a special touch for shit like that that some men just don't and that's another thing that a lot of Women don't realize is that you're smaller. So you're closer to the sink. So it's less painful for you to wash the dishes Okay, we're not built to wash the dishes. We'll put them away But we're not going to be washing them shits I just think it's some shit women are better at and it's some shit men are better at right That's fine. I guess that's the whole point of like when I have these conversations about the sacred masculine and the divine feminine It's about You know these these these traits and attributes that exist within Both of us and we need them all to be the best version of ourselves right if you lean too much towards one That's when it becomes toxic. You be toxic masculinity toxic feminine feminine I have a question. So she you're right toxic. Taylor your wife cooks and she has to clean the dishes too Wow That's not a wow because that's a wow Why can't you help out with the dishes? Okay? Well, because what you just did Is discredit what I do What I do is provide the food I provide the food That's a cook. Why can't you like help her clean the dishes? I provide the food That's the team that's teamwork right there. I go get the food. I provide the food You know how crazy that shit would be taylor back in the day when we're hunting and gathering And we go out on a on a week long hunt and then we come back with a buffalo And then the woman looks at us like aren't you gonna have me cook this buffalo? No, I got the fucking buffalo. You were sitting on your ass fucking braiding each other's hair Whatever the fuck you guys do that whole time. I'd like you to cook up some goddamn buffalo. That's even he's out there hunting buffalo And by happening right now and whole time out, you know, it's even more important, taylor What I don't fucking know how to cook Okay, so you not know how to cook then clean the No, no, no I don't know how to cook. I don't know how to clean dishes. I'll put the dishes in the dishwasher Come on. That's crazy charlotte. You're acting crazy right now, bro This is in the dishwasher. You're asking crazy. Come on, bro. What's the next thing you're telling me? You don't have a gender And then again, why come on, bro No, this is what's happening right now, bro Because why can't y'all Learn how to cook though either like why did it have to just be up to you sound crazy like yo Taylor let me ask you if we were supposed to got on a plane and you like Why don't you learn how to fly you want me to learn how to fly? We don't have time for that. Taylor. Do you understand that food is scarce in america right now? Thank you. People are getting $1,200 stimulus checks The fucking grocery stores are bare and you want to waste food with me experimenting. You spoiled ads philadelphia No, it's not You know how many people this way how to cook from just watching shows yo Taylor Taylor food is Taylor If god wanted us to provide food Milk would come out of our nipples Okay, but it does not it comes out of your nipples. So you're supposed to be the one that cooks up the food Your body is food Stop acting like you don't understand how the world was intended to be That's not I think the ones that got boyfriends do I think that whoever knows how to cook should cook my father-in-law knows how to cook his ass off He cooks the most Between him and my mother-in-law my daddy knows how to fry the fuck out of some fish. He loves seafood. He cooks They know how to cook if you know how to do something do it My wife knows how to fucking put up shelves and all of that type of shit You think that shit makes me feel like less of a man because I don't know how to assemble shit No, that should make that should make you feel less of a man be I'm not gonna lie You got to assemble shit. You got to take out the trash and you got to fight That's something women don't got to do. They don't got to fight You don't know how to you don't know how to fight Taylor You act like you know how to fight but if shit really went down you need a man to protect you Okay, you know how I could protect you well if you feed me I don't know what I don't know what this identifies as and you shouldn't call him what Say what? I said she said who fight what I'm like I don't know what I don't know what they identify as and you shouldn't call them what Yo, I'm telling you Taylor a man needs to be full in order to protect you to the best of his ability You don't want your boyfriend to be all week out there hungry while he's trying to keep you safe And by the way women I know I know women people that I'm not even gonna say women people who know how to cook Love to cook they love it. They enjoy it Hey, what that's not true What do you mean that's not who hates doing something they're good at stop it It's like all these girls that suck at giving head They suck at giving head because no all the girls that don't like giving head Don't like it because they suck at it. Nobody hates something. They're good at Okay, let's do another asking idiot This is a good one at dj master jinn wants to know how gay Are me and andrew for michael jordan. Oh, dude the most gay. I'll bottom I'm yeah Kind of hard not to be gay for mj, bro. I mean, come on, bro You know what they say you you know what I will uh, I heard ti. I say this ti said It's hard to be what you pretend to be when what you are Is really in the room It's hard to be what michael is like michael is like super alpha male Yeah Fucking like, you know, yeah, I think it's cool. I think everybody got a little gay for mj It's hard to be what you pretend to be when what you pretend to be is in the room That's it. The thing exposes your phoniness That's the he's the real alpha. So all of a sudden we become beta around that But yeah, bro, I got no problem saying that I am enamored with michael jordan, dude Absolutely head over heels enamored Yeah, and when they say gay, they don't mean gay in the sexual way of I do I do not think we would have sexual relations with michael jordan It's just that we live in this era We have you show love and admiration and you say you're enamored with a man They'll say you're gay, you know what I mean? I would do borderline gay shit with michael jordan Like if michael jordan wanted to like caress my cheek like that Like if he came up to me, he just looked me in my eyes and he was like he was like Hey there young fella and he went like that I would be a hundred percent. Okay. I'd be a hundred percent. Okay with that. No, he ain't that good. Would you? You wouldn't let him do it All right, yeah, what didn't they always try to do her sound effects? Um, if michael came up to me and did that to me, I'd be like what the fuck did I have some on my face? No, you wouldn't bro. Stop it. Stop it, bro. You let him touch your face dog You wouldn't let mike touch your face on my face I need to know the context of why michael jordan touched my face. Why not maybe he maybe your face looked good What if he what if he did this? What if he came up to you? He was like, oh, you growing a little beard on that right there and then one finger just touch your bottom lip a little Don't fucking touch me mike No, son, and then what if you just and then what if he just went like this? What if he just went? He went? Hey, hey, hey Oh, yeah, I'm definitely I'm definitely threatening to sue michael jordan. That's sexual harassment You sure bro? That's that he fonds on me without my consent you sure bro Michael jordan put it michael jordan put his fucking michael jordan put his fucking finger in my mouth Not in your mouth and asked me to do the jordan tongue wave with him And we did the jordan tongue wave together and then he put his fucking finger on my tongue By the way, if any man ever does That is the level of gay we've never seen before if you are grown ass heterosexual man and you go up to jordan go michael, let's do the tongue. Let's do the jordan tongue wave Imagine how michael jordan would look at you see out here see you're already thinking about it, bro You're already having these thoughts. That's the effect of mj on you That is a dope instagram picture. That's the picture. We never seen that michael jordan doing the jordan tongue wave with somebody What's the jordan tongue wave? You know he sticks his tongue out when he plays when he goes up for a shot when he shoots when he's everything Wait show us So and you got a tongue like a orca does your shit even leave your mouth, bro I almost threw a little fish on it right there. This is what i'm fucking about to do some tricks Listen, just call me duchess. This could be the last one we get the fuck out of here Just call me duchess said what advice you give to those who cannot receive care for their mental health right now um The first thing I would tell you is I don't know why you can't receive care because If you have a psychiatrist that you go see all the time a therapist that you see all the time They should be doing some type of telehealth right now You know, you should be able to reach them via zoom via skype Via FaceTime On the phone And if you can't if they're not doing that or you don't feel comfortable doing that But that was a good time to just practice a lot of good self care You know, um No, turn the tv off and don't binge watch so much go fucking read a book You know Get in shape figure out some nice home workouts to do um You know learn how to meditate you know learn how to do breathing exercises like we're we're in a time right now where The one thing that a lot of us crave is stillness And a lot of us don't get that stillness. We're on when we're on the go all the time So if you all wanted these people who are quarantined and you're spending more and more time at home To me, I would think that you have less distractions because of the quarantine So, you know learn use that time to learn how to meditate learn how to do some fucking breathing exercises You can go online and and learn those type of things. So smart That's the advice I will give you and if you can't find a therapist, man If I just find somebody to talk to Find somebody to chop it up with find somebody to build with find somebody that you trust You know, and you're not afraid to have conversations when I'm getting a lot of that right now I got so many homeboys so many brothers. I know hitting me up And if they ready to talk to a therapist because they just been sitting at home reflecting I've been connecting people with different people, you know, people are really just calling each other and telling each other how they feel In this present moment, you know, I mean like yeah, just ministry it up like yo, I got anxiety. I'm scared I got insecurity. So just find somebody to talk to you. That's what I would that's what I would I would tell you just call me judge. I think you hit the nail on the head right there, man That sounds like a great Yeah, that's not a great advice. I mean maybe maybe also like reject impulsive desires. I feel like whenever I'm feeling low I gravitate to like the candy emotional candy. So like I'm looking at my instagram to see if there's You know comments or likes or something like that. I'm looking at twitter I'm looking at these things. They're like they aren't really nourishing so like reject impulsive desires. That's number one That's a great one. Yeah, it's fomo gotta be at an all-time high right now, right? Oh, yeah You ain't missing out on shit Yeah, I mean I think this is the this one of the first times in modern history that The the fomo that you feel you can literally get online That's the only place you might be missing out on shit. It might be a versus battle Might be d nice dj might be somebody on instagram live having fun might be somebody beefing like last night young thug and act Uh french Montana work, but other than that, it's like you can you can check in with all of that shit Missing nothing. Yeah, man. Now you're right All right, that's it. We did it Um As always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant You're absolutely right if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots We don't know shit. You're right too. It's brand idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace