 It was really tragic and then every time I think about it I cringe just one time in third grade. We just finished a test and I was really happy. I forget why but I decided to pick up my six-year-old like teacher who's like frail and like very small so I decided to give her a piggyback ride and started running across the pavement and then I tripped and then we like both fell. Yeah so I grew up in a rock quarry so I didn't have a lot of friends so one day like I had a play date my dad was so excited that I had made a friend that he didn't care that I had diarrhea on the way to my friend's house. He just wrapped like a plastic bag around my nether regions and dropped me off on his porch. Luckily he wasn't there he had totally forgotten to hang out with me so I just sat there for a few hours until my dad came and got me. It seemed that I was looking for a bathroom but I looked up like the whole world and couldn't find it and eventually I found a bathroom and I started to pee and then I woke up and I found myself peeing on the bed. Napping in the car at my parents restaurant and I suddenly woke up like having to pee really bad but the bathroom at my parents restaurant is not in the restaurant it's like a plaza so you have to get a key and then go to the restroom like down a long hallway so I run to my parents restaurant looking for the key but right then like I just pee my pants in front of all the customers. I went to the Orange County Fair with my girlfriend and we kind of got separated and so I thought I saw her from the back so I thought I'd be really cute to surprise her and hold her hand but I held her hand and it wasn't her.