 This is a paid promotion by Paradox interactive because although my videos are free food is not enough I'm gonna sell out my incredibly tight, Glutey, artistic and cometic talent I might as well do it for something I actually like more than morning donuts. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mornin donuts Download link in the description Sometimes, game night doesn't happen because of scheduling issues Like, maybe you forgot your dice or maybe your dog ate all your rule books Or maybe all your friends were busy Or you don't have any dice or books or friends or any money to buy any of those things But you still want to be able to play a tabletop role-playing game anyway or at least an accurate virtual simulation of what it's like to have dice books and friends to play a tabletop role-playing game with while you cry on the toilet over your lack of them in the real world. Too dark possibly, but I can't hear all those tears over the sound of all this loot and inexperience I'm getting from all the troglodytes I've just slaughtered. Welcome to A Crap Guide in Nice of Pen and Paper 2. ["Pen and Paper 2"] After kicking out that guy that everybody hates, who brings his overpowered character that's totally legit, you guys, his previous Dungeon Master signed off on it, you put together a team of 100% accurate customizable players with a variety of characters, races, and classes, except for the best one, but Bards are so powerful that it's understandable the devs wouldn't want to break their game with a sheer amount of stonky charismatic powers it would bring. Four characters, you can choose unlikely nerds such as Afro Science Man, Jack Black, some Dork who's favorite RPG is that one you've never heard of, but is obviously way more intelligent and complex than the one you're playing, you filthy peasant, Dude Bro, Aquatic Dude Bro, and even a Big Dice Goth GF. And the best part is you can give every single one of them Dwarfy Beards! For classes you've got your usual suspects, magic user, physical bruiser, specific designated role-confuser, and they even play accurately to their real world counterparts. Like how my mage is only useful half of the time, and how my party's rogue runs for the treasure first and then dies. In fact, there's a lot of nods to classic and modern tabletop RPGs that you pick up on if you ever touch a die that has more than six sides. For example, you spend a majority of the time emotionally killing things that are minding their own business, set things spontaneously always turn into gold for some reason, the Paladin can never find a weapon that they want while the rest of the party is rolling in loot, and bees are the ultimate enemy of all life that will absolutely turn you into a pile of Dice and Mush if you try to fight it at level 3 like the Dungeon Master advised you not to do. Hey, stop poking fun at RPG tropes, that's my job! Now, obviously mobile games have a bit of a reputation for eating your wallet and a few of your neighbor's cats, but one bright side is that you've got another hand free so you can maybe do some taxes, eat a sandwich, or play a second download of Knights of Pen and Paper 2 simultaneously because it means twice the virtual gaming groups to fill that lonely void in your sad schedule that even buying a fifth or sixth sword and shield won't be able to satisfy. Am I projecting a little bit? No, I'm projecting a whole lot, and I'm only a little bit salty because I had to take a loan out to pay the bridge troll his bridge toll. This is why everybody thinks ogres are cooler than you, stupid algae skin piece of shit. And now you know how to play Knights of Pen and Paper 2 free to download on iOS and Android AppStores. Link in the description below, you're welcome.