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Tanner Than Me ft. PrankvsPrank (Guido Love Song) Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me parody

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Published on Aug 9, 2010

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Tanner Than Me (A Guido Love Song)
Spoof of Jersey Shore/Mike Posner Cooler Than Me
Filmed at Seaside Heights, NJ
Summer home of Snooki, Pauly D, Ronnie, Sammi, Vinny, The Situation, and Angelina.

Lyrics:
If I could fist pump witchu I'd make ya fall in love
But I'm scared of your man cuz he got pretty big arms
I gotta get to the gym, so that you leave him
But you probably won't because he's tanner than me.

You got that orange glow from from head to toe
And it's supplemented by some beta-carotene
And you live at the shore, worship the sun hardcore
And that's probably why you both are tanner than me

You got your high poof style on your head
And you don't even use a Bump-It
You need a guido that's pure Jersey-bred




Not some douche from Illinois...Shh see?

Forgive me for pointing it out
But you should realize you need this
Behind this bronzer I'm a child inside
No, really, I'm at a fifth grade reading level.
You think that's cute, right?! Haha HEY!

If I could fist pump witchu I'd make ya fall in love
But I'm scared of your man cuz he got pretty big arms
I gotta get to the gym, so that you leave him
But you probably won't because he's tanner than me.

You got that orange glow from from head to toe
And it's supplemented by some beta-carotene
And you live at the shore, worship the sun hardcore
And that's probably why you both are tanner than me

You got your eyebrows penciled in thin
And you raise em in pics witcha duck lips
But you don't know how freakin hot that you look
And that laugh gets all the boys (ahahahahha)

Forgive me for pointing it out
But you should realize you need this
Behind this bronzer I'm a child inside
Think of it this way, when you come over my house my mom can cook you dinner! HEEY!

Let's just both see
How it turns out
We'll fight the beat
And hope ya man doesn't find out...

If I could fist pump witchu I'd make ya fall in love
But I'm scared of your man cuz he got pretty big arms
I gotta get to the gym, so that you leave him
But you probably won't because he's tanner than me.

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