 Oh, hello My name is Kevin and today we're playing DIY simulator. All right. Welcome to channel go I hope someone this is their first time meeting me. Good to meet you I wish you could say it was mutual for you, but I don't think this has been a good first impression That's okay. I I grow on people. I don't make a great first impression, but I grow on people like a fungus All right today. We're playing DIY simulator I don't have the highest hopes for this game. In fact, I think I should just shut down PC. Oh My god, it's a feckin horror game all of a sudden. What is this? All right This is why I don't have the biggest fate in this game because I went to settings to see what I could change and there's two Volume sliders, which are both for master volume and even if you turn them up They just turn themselves down again. Also, I have no idea what's going on with the resolution I tried to change it, but it just won't listen. Wait what? E Okay, it's like e to exit e to steering wheel e to right signal But I guess you need to yeah, you need to look and then press e. It's like why is everything e I'm moving I can drive. Oh, well, I can't drive, but like I am able to drive No, I'm signaling. Oh Jesus. I don't think any signaling makes this. Okay. What is going on? Oh my god Okay, my car is it's just leaving Well, he's just doing what the game says do it yourself What was that this is a horror game. Oh well goodbye car Which is my house is it this one? What was that? Oh, you hit a child never mind Stop it dude. It's creepy as hell All right fine. I'll go to second bed Christ almighty. It's not even a yawn. It's just a Because he's tired. No food. Okay. I gotta feed this fecker. I don't want to hear the noise He'll make if he's hungry. Oh My god, my guy's got to be on a list. Should I inform the neighbors? He's just going down the pavement panting and grunting it. All right shipping center and scrapyard What is my car doing? You know, I never mind. Let's get in the car All right, let's get in the car. Let's get in the car Let's get inside of the car. Okay, there we go And we'll try and find a shop so I can eat. Why is my cursor still on the screen, but it's way off over there Oh, I found the shopping center It was a nice little loud noise. Hello, mr. Shopping on a guy. There's a guy. All right Let's check out the guy first. All right. Don't feel like gyming right now. Must be tired. Oh All right, take out all my cash. I want it all on my person. There we go. How do I get rid of the menu? Perfect sake, how do I get rid of it? Okay, there we go. Hello. I'd like one, please. Why are you wearing sunglasses inside? I have a feeling it's because your eyes are Terrifying because they look really scary behind there All right eat into rank use no don't use him. I can't use him. It doesn't do anything Right, let me just try buying directly from the shelf Was that my guy saying he's thirsty look at all these items though You've got quite the selection young man. Um, I'll take some eggs. In fact, I will take all of your eggs He's just taking all the eggs off the shelf while saying I'm thirsty I could do is to take all of the shops eggs That's why I'm buying a vodka. Oh my god. I'm gonna bring this home Dude, you have to stack them like that. Could you just bag them for me, please? Thank you. Okay pick what? Happening in this game. All right. Bopper in the trunk put a few extra rocks in there for me I think I know you're fecking thirsty. That's why we're going home and we're gonna get you some vodka How do I reverse? Well, they're in age. Okay, I guess I'll just do a full turn. That's fine Okay, all that vodka is gonna be broken. Is this my house or this? This is him before he had any drink by the way. Where's my shopping? For fuck's sake, where is it gone? I've done nothing myself so far. Where is my shopping? All right, I better retrace my steps because it apparently got yeeted off the back Okay, I've made it all the way back to the shop and I have not found my shopping I have literally no idea where it's gone and I've bought all the eggs now I can't get any more and the vodka right look give me one of these. Thank you I'll I'll just take this please what please don't bag it. No, I just want the water I know you're thirsty. Oh my god. This game is gonna kill me. Wait a second. Is that my shopping underneath the truck? I think it might be wait, how did it end up in front of the truck? Okay? It doesn't matter I don't want the water anymore. I found my vodka. This has been a whole day by the way It's nighttime again. He's gonna start making that noise again soon. Oh What do I do with the bag? I don't understand. I don't know how to unload my Oh, no Is he dying more information, please? Is he tired? Should I go to bed? All right? Let me go to sleep Yeah, use Yeah, just wake up dead. What a game I was on the steam cleaning page and someone said I Can see it needs a lot more stuff to make and the bug with the bag off the shop when I want to set it down I cannot take out my stuff so I can relate to that at least I think this person just says how do I plug USB into PC? Help me, please. I feel like we're all smooth the brains that are playing this game But just lost my screwdriver. Okay. It doesn't matter. Okay this time go to shop first immediately I'm not even gonna take the car. I'm gonna run there. Oh, I can't wait to do something myself Like I'm gonna DIY something at some point eventually. I will DIY. Okay, just vodka. There we go. Yep I'm good now. That's all I want. Thank you. Oh, no my shopping. No, okay. I got it out of the wall But how do I put it down? What? Fakes sake. All right, you know what screw drinking I'm just going to DIY till I die But that sounds like something to lame a boomer would have on the wall DIY till you die. My computer does not work apparently. Is it on? No, don't open window I must be confused. He thinks he's using windows. He is a boomer. Can you make me to a skateboard finished? I need more information. Why they all just want skateboards wait every time I open this it duplicates the file So I just I'm getting more and more files. They're all just how to build an electric skateboard How to build a power bank doubled up. Okay emails. Let's say yes, except I'm gonna build some skateboards Why would you hire this man? Okay? Skateboard needs a motor need a battery. We need an esk. Okay. We need quite a lot of stuff Can I order online? Is this possible? Or do I have to go out and get them because I have I have not had a good Experience in the real world in this game. Is that my shopping underneath the truck? I'll just buy the feckin skateboard Why oh, I don't just buy it. Okay. Yeah, but buy all this stuff. Did it work? Bye The computer doesn't even work How can I do anything myself if nothing in this world can do anything for itself? Why are they even hiring me like who would pay someone to build them a power bank? That makes literally no sense just buy one on Amazon. Yeah, you just you can't buy Okay, and maybe if I sleep I can sleep that that's what I'll do I'll go to sleep the internet's probably closed for the evening. It's getting late I can't use my bed now either Jesus Christ this game just does not want you to play it I must have misheard. I thought it's a DIY. It obviously said die. All right exit. We'll start a new game new game It must be bugged. It's just that save game that normally doesn't happen Okay, I read the tutorial this time and it literally didn't add anything like I The game is just really broken. Yes. Okay buying is working now I wish it was a bit more streamlined, but that's fine look beggars can't be choosers and trust me I'm a beggar right now. Now this explains a lot DIY parts. Thank you for shopping with us Your order ID is one. I'm the first-ever order. No wonder this site is so buggy This person wants a wireless charger finished. I will do that. That should be easy. That's simple, right? Okay, I've put in my order now. I'll go to sleep and wait till morning. Oh I hit myself at the door My guy is definitely very smooth brain. Yes a box that must be it or else. It's trash It Linda white am I Linda white is this for me? I'm taking it inside. All right Well, it's mine now anyway. Where's my mail? All right, I'll try and sleep I guess till tomorrow. Can I do that? I can't do that. Of course. I can't do that like why would I be able to do that? I right my only option is to try and explore the world. Oh sweet Jesus. Sorry Linda white I'm really ruining his relationship with his neighbors. Oh my god. Oh Jesus. I'm losing control for literally no reason. Okay. Oh My all right, that's cannon he died Jesus. That's tragic. Isn't it? I guess those poor people will never get their skateboards or wireless charges Till after buy it online like a normal person. All right. Well, I guess we're gonna end it there I hope you enjoyed possibly the worst game I have ever played What it managed to get so much wrong that it is genuinely impressive I hope you guys enjoyed the video if you wouldn't mind doing a bit of DIY and clicking that like button now It'd be great if you're anything like this protagonist You've just punched your fist through your monitor in confusion, but yeah, I hope you enjoyed the video I appreciate you watching if you want to check out more of my stuff. I post every day I'll just stream over and twitch the link for that is in the description But yeah other than that, I'll just thank you for watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now