 So very recently, I took a trip to Japan, and while I was there, I saw something that I knew I had to buy. This. Basically what this is, is a Famicom Classic, much like how we got NES Classics, SNES Classics, and even the PlayStation 1 Classic. Only this game isn't just a Famicom Classic, it's actually a Shonen Jump spin-off, including a whole bunch of anime games, including everything from Dragon Ball Z to Fist of the North Star. And that's what led me here today, as in this video, we're going to be going through each of these 20 games included on the Famicom Shonen Jump Edition. Alright, starting off with number one, I have no idea, Editor, maybe you can look up what game this is and put it on... I don't know, maybe we don't have to do that. Ha ha ha! I have no idea what this is, I'm just trying to look at these all as games. Again, I'm just trying to judge these on games, do a little, and I'm screwed. Oh, I kind of figured, oh my God, he got stabbed in the back! Is that Saiyan's from Undertale in the background there? Okay, a lot of lore going on here, I was kind of... Oh no... This one's going to be an immediate dud for me. Ha ha ha! It's like an adventure game, I guess? Oh no, dude. Oh, good, oh wait. I can figure this out. You don't have to be able to read to figure these games out. I've seen way too many toddlers play Pokemon to know that I can get out of this. Now, yeah, all the Pokemon are going to be nicknamed just a random jumble of letters, but I can figure this one out. A few moments later... I think this game is cooked. I imagine somebody out there can read Japanese reading this video and they're just extremely upset with me. Well, that's a reset. Alright, well, game one is not playable by a person of my skill level. Let's go ahead and jab into Captain Tsubasa. Oh, it's a baby kick at a soccer ball! See, I could follow along with this stuff. Now it's a teenager kick at a soccer ball. Look at him go! Alright, oh kick off or continue. Let's just go with kick off. Okay, we got a news reporter probably reporting on the soccer news of the world. Alright, oh no, I thought it was going to be a soccer game. Okay, wait, wait, I clicked A. We're good. Coach is talking. Oh, why is she moving her mouth like that? Oh, now we're talking. Yeah. Oh, it's kick off. Maybe it is a soccer game. There's still hope. Hey, kick off. Wow, the graphics are pretty good. Wait, what? Wait, oh, wait, I moved the cutscene? Oh, wait, wait, wait, whoa, do they go, whoa, whoa, I'm getting jumped. Oh, no, what is that? I can control the text. I guess I'll do this one, that one. Oh, right over his up. He blocked it. Alright. Oh, he's coming at me fast. What do I do? How do I stop him from playing? They're getting to my goal. No, please block it. Yeah, I don't think I did anything. Okay, run. Wait, I'm running it towards my goal. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, why was I running it towards my goal? We did that one last time. Let's do this. Oh, yeah, let's pass it to this guy. Whoa, dodge him. Kick that. Let's go. Right past the defender. Right past another one. Oh, intercepted. That's fine. That's fine. Well, we didn't even kick it that far. What? Alright, alright, hold on. Let's do this. Whatever this is, I'm doing it on defense. Run. Oh, he dodged me. He's pretty goddamn close to the goal. Somebody stop him. Somebody jump in front of him. There they are. Come on. Perfect repel. Way knocked off to the distance. And he catches it. And we're going up field. We can do it. Soccer balls moving up. This is the most hyped soccer game where you don't play soccer. You know what? Fuck it. Let's just go straight on. I don't know, pass? Whoa, how do you stop it? How do you stop it midfield, man? That sucks. Two defenders on him. Alright, we know what to do here. Wait, how many options are there? Oh, God. Alright, let's just do both of these. He dodges one. Oh, my God, he just broke our ankles. No. Goalie. What? Is this our goalie? There's only one option. Is this a trick? Catch it. I did it. No. You know, while nothing's happening, maybe this is a good time to show just how small the controller I'm using on this console is. It really like fits between my thumb and my index finger. Every game I'm playing, I have to play on this. Oh, the muscle prophecy. I think this, this series is called like muscle, muscle something. The year was 1984. 10. And that's all the narrator could read. Alright, let's play a little bit of this game. Now loading. Why is it not centered? I'm not sure what that was. Stage one. Are we going to get like a video game? Because I can't do much reading or writing, dude. So please just let it be like a platformer. Yeah. It's a platformer. Holy shit. They're a kick and a punch button. There's no jump button. Oh, wait. Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick. You have to punch. The kicks, we're not doing much punch. Okay. The punches are better than the kicks. But honestly, I think I'd rather just. Okay. I'm running. I'm running. Oh, stop. Punch. Okay. It looks like you can always outrun the enemies behind you. So why would I, they got fired. Nevermind. Okay. They got fireballs. That's new tech. I did not know they have fireballs. I'll simply duck it next time. So how am I supposed to get up here? Oh my God. You can super jump. Yo, shout out to the game designers. I think the reason they put those graves there is because it makes you like down and then up. I think, I don't know. Maybe I just figured that out by pure chance. I guess there's not really that many buttons on the controller though. Okay. I'm losing a lot of life here. Let me just get down. Nice. Good drop. Out of the way. Out of the way. Oh, the punch is so pee. The punch is crazy. Okay. Boss fight. Who the hell is this guy? Yeah. He's like psycho mantis. Can I hit the bird? Oh, you get hit the bird. So it looks like you can only jump kick, not jump punch. Loops. Now he's looping me. Oh, I slid behind him. What is that? Not exactly the greatest battle I've ever seen. Whoa. What the fuck was that? Yo, he just grabbed me. That actually like broke the fourth wall. That was like 18 frames of animation there. I'm not used to NES games having that. Dear God, I've been punching him for six millennia. We're just hitting on top of each other. Please. I'm playing so good. Damn. Oh my God. Those kicks were crazy. Let's go. Let's go. I'm not stopping till he stops. What are we doing? Is he supposed to beat me? Is this like Mega Man X? Am I supposed to lose here? I think it's correct. He put me in the dirt. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Loops. Oh, I figured it out. You got to be close. And I'm dead. Oh, who the? Whoa. Who's this? Damn. So if I. Damn. Damn. Oh, shit. I just had to find out how to put him in the dirt. I see now. Okay. So you just had to be close and punch them. Why they didn't like make that. So you were like, I don't know. I feel like that wasn't really set up well. I kind of lost the whole character. I'm this guy now. I don't even know who this guy is, but I'm definitely not the same guy I was before. I'm not the same guy I was one boss fight ago. Who is that? It's damn. Damn. Bro. He juggled the shit out of me. Damn. Holy shit. How do I fight this? I guess I'm just going to keep running. This isn't it. This isn't. Oh. All right. Well, I'm not going to figure out how to beat that guy, but I would encourage anybody else to try playing it. All right. Let's play the second muscle game. Oh, two player. I'll just do one. Oh, we could choose. I'm just going to go with the main. The OC main character and this guy. Oh, sure. We're wrestling. Let's go. Oh, but slam. Yeah. Sit down. Oh, the flying off the ropes. Can I get on top? Can I get on top of the ropes? No. He's knocking me out. Oh, tagging, tagging, tagging, tagging. Oh, that was that was that. Oh, shit. He's invincible. Oh, help. I guess I should have explained that. I'm the little blonde boy. Oh God. He's beating my. Oh, toss him off the ropes. I'm going to die. I'm already walking like I'm injured. I don't think I was walking this slow before. I can't jump no more. I can't jump. I've lost the use of my legs. He got me. I didn't know I'd be fighting a real night. All right. Let's get to game two. No. You know what? You know what? I'm lost. I'm just going to bow out. That was fun though. All right. Moving on to our next game. I'm not entirely confident what it is. I think it's fist of the North Star, but that's embarrassing. I'm not wrong. He's got a cool sword though. Damn. The mafia was coming into town. You know, oh, I'm ripped. Yo, I'm six foot five. I'm ripped. I mean, this is a good ass day. Every day is a good ass day when you're six, five and ripped though. Oh, I fell in a hole. Damn. Quick sand is crazy here. Damn. There's quick sand everywhere. I'm just beating these guys' ass. Oh, jump kick. Oh my God. No way. Tekken set. Tekken eight, baby. Look at this. Look at my KBDs, bro. KBD, KBD. I fell in quick sand again. All right. Oh, look at my cool ass walk, bro. Nah, they ain't doing it like me. I'm walking into class. Oh, who is this? Oh, thanks for the health. Nobody's being this right, dude. Nobody's walking down the hallway like I'm walking down the hallway. Hold on. I need to go to class. Oh. Upper, uppercut. This guy's fucking good. How did he uppercut like that? I'm going to class again. Oh, shit. I can't go in. Holy fuck. I got to get the fuck out of here. I don't got nowhere to go. Oh my God. I'm dead. I died. Oh, wait. What? Jesus Christ. Could I have gone in there the whole time? It really wasn't. I swear. I was pushing. I was pushing that button. I'm dead. Oh my God. They're remembering the fallen. I died. Wait. What? So now I'm a different guy. What is this series? What is this series that has characters that just accept death like that? I'm kind of kicking ass though. Now that I'm this new guy, or maybe like a new soul possessing the old guy. I don't know. All right. We made it out of the building. Oh, shit. We made it out to build it. Damn. I got knocked over like Peter Griffin. I'm pretty sure that's a one to one reference to family guy, bro. Stop. All right. You can't jump out here. Oh, yes, you can. It's just slow as fuck. I like that again. Double jam. Double jam. It's a boss fight. I didn't realize it's a boss fight. Damn. Face it. Oh, bro. He's read my candles going out. Get off. All right. We got to get one more hit on him. You don't, you don't wait. Yeah. Yes. All right. We definitely almost died, but at least now we got the boys cheering for me. Let's go. We're back outside. Back outside again. I'm back outside and I'm feeling good and I'm dead. And my flames gone out. Oh, hey. You should like and subscribe. Sorry to cut into the video like that, but I just thought I'd ask. All right. Well, we lost two lives there. I don't actually think that was Fist of the North Star, by the way. I think I was thinking of this game over here. This is Fist of the North Star. I don't know who this is, but now we've got a same say a game. This was actually one player. Oh, do I have to set my birthday? 1900. Thanks. 1901, 34, 56. Thanks. 1901, 1911. Yeah. Thanks. Okay. 1933, 35, 67. Oh, I got the game to start. Why are so many NES games just moving to the right and punching and jumping? Cutscene. Oh, it's a robot. Hi. Nice to meet you, robot. I'm going to Saint Seiya you. Impressed. Well, here's another one. Ha. Not impressed, huh? I think this is actually just Undertale. I don't know what's happening. All right. Well, that's a reading game, man. I can't. I can't read it. Say it to the same thing. It has a similar startup screen. Oh, no. Oh, wait, wait, wait. It's different. It didn't ask me for my age. Let's go main guy. All right. Let's get some polish on this. Cosmo. Okay. Okay. Wait a minute. It kind of controls a little better. It's a little more snappy, a little more fluid, not as much, not as many text boxes. I think I just died. All right. Well, can't fall into pits, but that's most games. I'm not going to hold it against it. All right. Pretty six of Oh God. Damn it. I fell in a pit while trying to avoid falling a pit. All right. We're moving pretty good this time. This is the first we've ever been. Oh my God. They got boulders. They were getting in there. Oh no. Please don't tell me these are our text battles. Oh cool. That was actually a cool cut scene. And I think we're fucked. Or maybe that was just a dialogue choice. Oh no. I'm getting worried. I'm going to have to quit out. Oh no, dude. I don't know what to say to make him not wag his finger at me. Oh, what? What's happening? Fool animals, dude. There's no hope. He keeps saying the same stuff. I think. Oh wait, wait. Oh, there's hope. There's hope. All right. No, it's not. All right. We're playing a new level. New level new me. I'm kind of speed running. The jump just makes you go so fast. Yo, we're kind of moving. The game actually does. It has a nice control to it. Has a nice little control to it. They're kind of chasing me and throwing spears, but I'm not minding that. There's no way I'm talking to another guy, bro. There's there. All right. All right. All right. I feel like that's a big part of the game and I don't have the facilities to read it. What's next? Now I'm not familiar with this series either. Oh, no. No. Okay. That that tech chain doesn't get us anywhere. Oh my God. That tech chain has nine options. Oh my God. It's a tech space adventure. Yeah. I can't. I can't play that one. What is this? Oh, I like the soundtrack. Okay. Oh, three little warriors. No way. This is fire emblem and a couple of three cool looking dudes. Some fellas. So right now, from what I can tell, we're just in a house. We're just kind of chilling and oh, we're on the move. We're on the move. We're playing the game. We're playing the game. Got a little bit of that final fantasy vibe to it, but I don't mind that. We're just kind of three bros doing bro things. Talking to a guy. That's pretty cool stuff. Getting a little worried that reading might be pretty big in these games and this horse move out of the way. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're on the move, baby. We're on the move. I found the way. Oh, we've got a battle. Oh, we've got a battle. Target him. You target him. You target him. Okay. There we go. I think we hit him. 10 damage is pretty big. Four damage. That was kind of ass. Okay. We took one damage and three damage. Okay. So let's let's try this. Yeah. I'm not sure what I did. All right. I'm not sure what's happening no more. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Wait. How to make how to make a judgment call there. Now dragon quest. This one's a classic. Now I know my I don't know how to read Japanese. That is not some amount of that. So this is the first dragon quest. Let's see if we can go find a slime. Okay. I think I'm done for. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Why am I walking like that though? Yeah. I kind of got a little. Oh no. I'm going to be trapped in here forever. I can't get out of here. I'll never leave this cell as long as I don't know how to read Japanese. At least I can dance with the homies though. All right. First dragon quest a classic. But I, you know, I need to read. Now dragon ball. I actually have a whole series where you can check out me playing dragon ball. But just in case you only want to watch this video and you want to see all the games, I'll go ahead and run through game start with you. But again, if you want to see all of this and more, definitely check it out. I actually so far, I think this is the best game on the system. Just because it's fun, it's easy to understand even if you don't know the language. They're secret areas. It's basically like dragon ball legend as Zelda. Maybe like Zelda two though. Actually not. This doesn't really have as many 2D sections, but it's really fun. Follows the story of dragon ball so far from what I've played. The controls are pretty good. I mean, there's, you know, they're about as good as you can get. But yeah, basically it's pretty easy. It's pretty fun. You get boss battles like this and stuff. It's fun stuff. I'll just do this first boss because, you know, I'm kind of good at the game now that I've been playing it so much. I'm a little shimmy there. Yep. All right. And then you beat the boss and you pretty much play the game like that. But I don't want to overwrite my save file. So I'm just going to go ahead and get out of there. Now I haven't played dragon ball three. I don't even know what this is. Let's check it out. Oh, oh. Oh, that kind of went hard. Yo, little intro scene. Okay. I like that. Okay. We're getting a little bit of dragon ball lower. Seems like this is OG dragon ball. Oh, no. It's like a little board game. Let me move four spaces. Okay. I guess we're fighting. Oh, it's a wolf. Three star card and this card too. I have no idea what just happened. He punched me. Jump that. I guess I blocked it. Oh, I messed him up. I don't even know what I did. Yo, I beat his ass. All right. Next. Oh, a five star ball. I'm going to get my shit rock. Oh, no, no. I actually, I ate that for breakfast, lunch and dinner. What the hell? All right. I just did a one star ball. I'm not sure how this is going to work. Oh, did I just catch his hand? Nope. I got bodied. Well, I kind of didn't. Oh, wait. All right. So if I just put the heavy cards at the front. Six, five. Oh, let's just do six and five. Yeah. Rocked him. Rocked him. He's done. He's, oh, he's literally dead. Easy win. Easy win. Actually, can I go back? Nope. I can't go back. Can I go back now? Oh, I wanted to see what that was. Don't make me fight him again. I'm just going to reset. Well, that was dragon ball three. What's dragon ball Z? Oh, oh, there's a little, oh, there's a little twist on the theme. I get. Oh, Z. Oh, that went crazy. The graphics on here are kind of nuts. This must have been late, late era. Whoa. Oh, is that Raditz or Vegeta? Is that supposed to be Raditz or Vegeta? I can't really tell. Oh, there I am. I'm Gohan. Okay. We're getting a little text. Whoa. Cut scene. Sayonpa just landed on Earth. It's Raditz. All right. That way, 4,800. What? Oh, he flew up on Piccolo. Oh, shit. Are we about to fight? Oh, nope. Power level over there. They have Raditz left so quick at this. Oh, yeah. It's me and Gohan. Chillin. We're meeting Master Roshi. Wow. Raditz is here. Music is intense again. All right. Now are we going to fight? Yeah. Let's fight it out. Yeah. We've got a scrap. Oh, he took my son. Why? He's so fast. Bro, I saw Gohan's little image disappear on the bottom and then Raditz flew away with my son. Oh, it's another card game. Wait. If I do two, can I talk to Piccolo? Oh, I think I picked Piccolo up. All right. Come on, Piccolo. We're fucking out of here, dude. Where's Raditz? All right. Let's go over here. Oh, wait. I switched to Piccolo. Wait. What's happening? I guess we're splitting up in this version. Hey, we went in a house. What? Is that Princess Snake? Wait. Did I actually sleep? That's not the character. That's not what the character does. All right. I'm not sure where I'm supposed to be. Oh, we've got to fight. It's Piccolo versus Cyberman. He got here early. Yeah. I'll hit him with a four-star card. Oh, shit. We're fighting. Yo, throw hands, Piccolo. Knock him out. Lights out. Night and night. Oh, super punch. Never mind. Oh, my God. He laid me out. Okay. What if I hit him with a three-star card this time? Do I get new combos? Oh, zoom out. Zoom in. Zoom out. Zoom in. Oh, super punch. 18 damage. Get wrecked, bro. This guy is getting laid. Oh, vanish. God, that's shit. I'm going to use a 50-pointer on him, whatever this is. Do I get, like, a unique animation? I used a 50 skill a bit. Oh, what am I doing? Oh, I'm getting... Oh, shit. Damn. Let's go. I blew his ass away. That was kind of sick, actually. Yo. All right. Well, I think that will be about the best I can accomplish without being able to read. Now we're moving on to this game. Two. What's this? This. Oh, wait. What? Yo, we can play as Goku. I guess we just play as Goku. Holy shit. I'm Goku. I'm not sure what this is. Why am I walking like that? Maybe this is like a... I guess from the image this is like a jump game, but I play as Goku. That's pretty cool. It looks like I'm an adult Goku. I can't get out. That's cool. I guess I'll check this house. Who's this? Chopkeep? Can't read. All right. Hold on. Let me check the title card. Yeah, it's like a jump celebration game. Let's try this one. Shuei, Shain, Bay, and Hyper... Oh, look at it. It's like the 20th anniversary. I don't know what this is. All right. That's my name. Don't worry. Oh, look at that. Like a kid at their desk reading. Oh my God. He's getting taken into the Shonen Jump. Goku. That guy. That guy. Muscle. That guy. Oh, man. I'm really exposing myself here. We got absorbed into the world of jump. This actually seems like a pretty sick game for the time. You know, like in a fan way. If you're a fan of Shonen Jump. Oh my God. It moves like ass though. I'm going to throw up looking at this. Oh, never mind. We're out of the sand. Oh, no. This is bad. Oh my God. Why is he moving like this? Oh, shit. We're fighting. Oh, shit. We're fighting in the fucking game. Wait, what the fuck? This throw me off, dude. Every game that looks like this sends you into an RPG battle screen. Why are we fighting on the... Damn, they beat my ass back to where I came from. Is that Mr. Sane? That is not Hercule. That is... Oh, he's got a gun. So do I. No, I don't. This is so weird. I can't believe this isn't an RPG. Please stop shooting me. He is being a real asshole about this whole gun thing. If I back him into a corner, I bet that gun won't do him no good. Will he perform when he got money right in front of him? Oh, I fucking knocked his lights out. I'm out of here, dude. I'm not trying to fight nobody. I'm a pacifist, bro. I love peace. So the game actually doesn't run like ass when you don't run over a rough terrain. I'm dead. I'm going to heaven now. Goodbye. Oh, my God. I'm still on my way to heaven. Wow, he got absorbed into jumping and died. You've got four games left. Let's kick it over into this of the North Star. One player. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. This guy can jump beat his fucking ass. Then hang on. What was that? Did I just see a kid in the darkness, bro? What the fuck was that? I'm being asked, bro. I'm being asked. Low kick. Yep. Nobody can overcome a low kick. Low kick. The low kick strategy is insane. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Bro, I'm better than you guys. Yo, I'm just him. I'm walking up like I'm him. What is this? These guys are teasing me, man. Damn. Speedrun. Speedrun, they can't keep up. They can't keep up. They weren't expecting this strategy. They can't keep up. I'm going through the whole game like this. They can't keep up with me. My speeds are too crazy. Okay. That one projectile got me. Oh, my God. I can't imagine what it would be like trying to play this game normally. There's goddamn fucking enemies everywhere. Does the stage ever end? Is this just a high score builder? Why was I kicking away like Chun Lee? Can I not walk right? There's no way you're supposed to go to the left. Damn. They're literally flying at me from all angles. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They hit me with 18 projectiles. All right. I'm dead. All right. All right. I can't beat that game. I don't know where I'm supposed to go. I don't know how that scene won. That game is impossible. All right. Let's do this one. Maybe this one's going to be a little, you know, some, some good. Got to be a button in here somewhere that gets me out of here. Hey, that's not it. There it is. Yeah. Here we go. 1999. Whoa. Crazy year. The year is 1999 and there's a lot of lore about it. Oh shit. I can move around the city now. I'm in a castle, I guess. Bro, they give this guy goofy walk cycles in every video game. Hello, priest. And I think I've reached the end of my journey on this game. Why is this kid? Oh, all right. I guess I'm taking this kid. Actually, I don't put that it. All right. Let's play fantastic world. Oh, that's a look at these characters. Okay. Got a more of a cutesy game in here. A little something different. Oh, it's fantastic world. Yeah. This game is already making me feel like I'm having a good time. Dude. OST is going good. Just meeting some friends at school. Probably a teacher. Probably a book. Yep. Something. Oh, demons being summoned. There's magic pouring everywhere. Oh my God. It's the guy from the title screen. And now we're on an adventure. Stage one. Is this like Mario? Do we finally have a platformer? Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm gonna take it. Bro, let me get a mouthful of that rat. Yeah. Dude, this game is actually sick. We finally got a platformer like Mario in here. Thank God, man. I'm eating stuff, dude. Actually, I'm Yoshi. When you tongue down, that is... Did I just die? Yeah. We're kind of going crazy on this. You can tongue up. You can tongue down. You can tongue anywhere. This game is sick. All right. This game might be my new favorite. Okay. You can't jump and tongue at the same time, though. That's a problem. All right. Let me try it one more time. Yep. Yep. How do I kill this enemy? How do I kill this enemy? I can't jump and tongue. I guess I could just jump over him. You can kind of jump for a long time in this game. Okay. Interesting that you have to jump over it. Oh, no. Damn it. All right. Let's try it one more time. Let's try one more time. Let me try to tongue this guy. Yes. Now I can just get... Oh, wow. You can get multi-hit. And I'm fucking dead again. Oh, you can equip stuff? That's cool. You can equip stuff. All right. Let me... Can I try to beat the first level for... I can't believe I died on the first enemy. Game over. I barely got to enjoy my time. Oh, that game was so sick. Wait. Let me try one more time. Wait. There's a whole cutscene. Never mind. Let me move on. Let me not keep people waiting. Bandai 1993. Damn. That was kind of a good art. And they kind of got good pixel art on this. Why'd I got my hands in my pockets like this? I guess I'm going out for a pack of smokes. Oh, so you're like walking around the city. Okay. Then I am screwed on this game. What's up, dude? I like the OST. Oh, we're fighting. Oh, damn. Oh, uppercut. He jumped it. Okay. Oh, elbow to the face. Let me hit him with one of these. Oh, I got hit again. Oh, I got hit again. Oh, I got hit again. Oh, I got hit again. Jesus Christ. All right. That was the last game. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. You guys remember how I said that was the last game? Psych. We're going to do one more attempt. Editor, end the video if I fail this stage. But I hope you guys enjoyed the video. And don't think just because I'm saying that the video is going to end soon because it's not. Don't spoil it by looking at the time frame, either. I'm going all the way to the end. I'm beating this stage. Oh, God. I thought I died. All right. I'm going to tongue this nail first. Nice. One sitting. No, please. No.