 So where do you plan on transferring after you feel like UC Davis? No, more like UCLA. I hate UCLA. Better walk faster, he's catching up to you. Asking stupid questions, Jordan on Sproul. Hey, can I ask you a question? Hi, it's Jordan for CalTV Entertainment and it's October again, the scariest time of year. Midterm season. And everybody here at UC Berkeley is super stressed out. So I'm here on Sproul to f*** with them. So, y'all go here, right? No, we do not. No, sorry. So you're just here to waste my time. Have a fantastic day and enjoy our campus! So, what are your majors? Mechanical Engineering. Integrative Biology. Does anybody at the school not study STEM? What's your major? Intended Business. So you don't have a major? No, I don't right now, I'm undeclared. I'm a Music, Theater, Dance, Performance Studies major. So you don't want a job? Basically, no. Seize, get degrees! Seize, get degrees! How many midterms have you had this season? Six or seven. Where's your favorite place to cry? Uh, right on the Seder. I'm only a freshman, so... So you'll learn about all the really good places to cry over the next three years, if you make it. Where's your favorite place to cry? Um, like fifth floor in Moffitt because people kind of leave you alone up there. Seize, get degrees! Seize, get degrees! Are you excited for midterms? Hell yeah. Who's your Adderall plug? Uh, I don't have an Adderall plug. Sure. Who's your Adderall plug? Ooh, I don't have one. I drink water, that's my source. I don't do Adderall. Same. How much did you pay to have that paper written for you? Uh, wait, I'm on camera, I can't answer that question. What was your favorite part about my viral video Jordan on Sproul from last week? I'm sorry I didn't watch it. This interview's over, bye. Uh, I did not see it. Please leave, thank you. Hey, what am I? Hi mom! When was the last time you showered? Last night. So you don't care about your grades, you're just gonna just bathe all the time because you have so much free time. Have you seen my viral hit Jordan on Sproul? Yeah. Oh wow. What's your major? CS. Ooh, are you single? You're single, alright. Do you plan on transferring to somewhere like UC Davis or UC Merced after you fail? No. I don't. You don't plan on failing? No. You're the strongest person I've ever met. I appreciate that. We should hang out sometime. Okay. Have you taken a lot of study breaks? This is, what is this show about? About midterm.