 Ladies and gentlemen, Top Shelf, Troy Nelson here with, what do you know, the retro-sexual Anthony Green. It is a pop quiz hot shot. It's retro-sexual now. Sorry. Can't keep track. It changes so frequently. We are, ourselves, a fatal four away, four of the most talented women to ever step foot in the Limitless Wrestling Ring, Alley Cat, Chris Statlander, Penelope Ford, and Ashley Vox, gone on a limb AG, picked me a winner. So I think it's going to be, I don't know, I love her look. I'm going to have to go with the bad girl, Penelope Ford. Bad girl from the back. She's got the great glasses. She's got the satin jacket. Don't see any of that right now. Glasses, no jacket. Anyways, I think there's a lot of talented competitors in there. Alley Cat, however. Since her debut, she has hit the Limitless Wrestling Beyond Wrestling joint taping. Impressed there. Debuted this past January in the six-person tag. One of her partners in there, Chris Statlander. Ashley Vox in there as well. No strangers. And Oma. Oh, my Pictowin just got kicked right in the face. I will have to just have a side note. Chris Statlander and Alley Cat both got booked on the spot after their match against each other. Very talented women. Wait a minute. Something's going on in the cosmos here. What is this? Oh, get out of here. That was extra terrestrial. I got to learn how to do that. Okay. I would say the honeymoon's over between that six-person tag team. Shoulda Blackton, no avail. Sickie James ain't going down that easy. It's one thick kitty. Meow. Hashtag. Meow. Alley Cat. Vox and Vox, he's got Chris Statlander off the ropes. Off comes Alley Cat. He's just there with a tackle of her own. Oh, Cat's scratch fever. Oh, that was a good one. Good song, too. Alley Cat on the fly. Hey, big send to Oma Alley. Cat on the cover. Two. Kevin Quinn says two. I'm going to do my best to focus on what is going on on the floor right now between Ashley Vox and Penel before it as you will probably continue to talk about what's going on in the ring. You can call him. I see him. It's hard to see. We've got, it's got to be in the ballpark of 500 here tonight, Anthony Green. Yes, close to 500. It's not a little more than 500 people here in the Westbrook Armory in beautiful Westbrook, Maine, the Pine City or Pine Tree Party City. Scenic. Scenic, Maine. Chris Statlander with a block. Oh! Penelope Ford just crumbling there. And Statlander's calling the board. It looks like Statlander might take to the sky. Take to the cosmos. That's not how possible that's going to be with her there. Oh. Catches are downstairs. Alley Cat. Yeah. Face first without apron. As we all know, the apron, the least padded part of the ring. I'd like to call it the hardest part of the ring, Anthony Green. Good enough. Oh, what is it? A fish hook. She got her. That's a real catch right there. She's got her hooked on a feeling, you know what I mean? That was not a top-up. What is this? More alien stuff. Wait a minute. Can you imagine how much power it takes to do that? She's got to be exhausted after using all of that. All that mind power. Cosmos mind power, exactly. Oh, Big Bad Booty Catty. Booty Catty, yes. What is she trying to get there? She's getting some momentum here. She is a picture perfect. A chin lock. And then a head lock there. Shades of the first ever triple threat matchup in ECW. Yes. Or the most famous. I should make the first. The line was crossed. Shane Douglas, Terry Pump. And the franchise. And as I say, Ashley Vox certainly getting the worst of it there. But also the first to get to the ropes. So the smartest competitor. And what toll is it taking? Alley cat feeling the effect of that head lock. Passed it through the ropes. Outside again. Statlander. Split, Phil. I remember before it has one heck of a split. Oh, beautiful job. You've never seen Mark split Anthony Green. I have. Incredible. He almost beat me in a dance contest. I'd rather talk about that. Ashley Vox. Low pay. Side dive. I called it a low pay. Is that not enough? Very much getting the support from this crowd here in Westbrook. Kevin Quinn trying to call her back in. 500 plus behind Ashley Vox. Suas. Oh, cut short by Penelope Ford. Penelope Ford catches her. They kick to the side of the face. I think our time now though getting back in there. Got to stay on the offensive here. That ball wins it. This is not elimination, Anthony Green. One mistake. You're either getting pinned or you're missing the opportunity to make the pin. Big clothesline. Nope. Oh. Snap German suplex into the corner. Upsy-daisy. Handspring. Catches over the handspring elbow. Beautiful. Penelope Ford off those ropes. Catches over the crusher. Out of nowhere. Only two. Very quick two count broken up by Christian Statlander. So Chris Stratland. Chris. Christian. Sorry, Christian Stratlander. Coming to us. Create a pro academy. Pat Buck. Kurt Hawkins. Yes. The first female graduate of the school. Just recently I saw that getting the official pass from Pat Buck. Brian Myers. Kurt Hawkins. To the buckle goes Vox. He was able to block it in a locked slide. You say I don't think they realize it though. Statlander in. Plain possum. Got the head. All right in the second. Face first. Oh, way easy there. The alley cat catches her. Release German suplex. Looks like he was on that left shoulder of Ashley Vox. Back cracker to alley cat. All four women are out. I guess that is any green. First big mistake is going to, that's going to be the match. First fall wins it. And we have all four women out. If the referee counts them all out. And they all, they all miss an opportunity. Hopefully it would be in no contest. You say so many talented women here. It looks like both girls picked a partner to decide to beat the crap out of. Soon to be returning to the ring. We'll be seeing Skyler. She'll be returning to us soon. Hot scoop Skyler. Oh, that was awesome. Matriarch of the women's division in Linnopolis. Come on, Duck. Ducking those super kicks. Hose lines. Four of them. Autopunks from Penelope Ford. Chops being dished out. Again, the smartest person in the match in my pick to win it. Walk that one did Chris. The aliens. Back chop. Up top. Full Nelson position. Oh, that wasn't just one. That was two in three. You count your own. Alley cat now. On the exposed turnbuckle. Exposed turnbuckle there. Kevin Quinn's got to get on that. It's like we're Clairvoyant or something. Not quite as Clairvoyant. Chris. The aliens. Very true. Oh, this is a precarious position. Very scary. These three women. What? Oh my Lantosis. Oh. Oh. Alley cat to the floor. Base first goes Penelope Ford. This ain't her lunch. She learned that one from Bear Country. Friends back in New York. Oh, Kessler. The box there on the pin there. Ashley Box gets her. As cliche as it is anywhere on the East Coast, if not the entire United States of America. Isn't that right? Maxwell Jacob Feinstein. He lets Sammy Callahan know on at least ten occasions that he is better than him. He will tell anyone within earshot that he is better than them and that they know it. And right now he is on the outside and he is on the run from Sammy Callahan, the worldwide disruptor. Big shoulder tackle there. He takes down Sammy Callahan. I'm kind of surprised to see that right off the bat. Usually it's something cheap from Maxwell Jacob Feinstein. Yeah, but the shoulder tackle rendered ineffective as he took way too long informing the crowd of his greatness. What does he think he has on? Like the LOD shoulder pads? Just give him one shoulder tackle and a bicycle kick right to the mouth. He told him he was going to kick him in the face. He did. He guaranteed some boots to faces and my God, he delivered within ten seconds of the opening bell. Right onto the audience here. See, Sammy Callahan, he has been known over the years for having some of the most blistering chops in all of professional wrestling. And this good lord right on the apron. Congratulations on the fans. Now, let me tell you something. I... Now, what a... He's such a scumbag. You know, I really don't like anything about him. No, there's nothing likeable about him. Right in the face. He throws a full water bottle and that is much worse than the water bottles that explode everywhere because there is no give of that water. He's trying to drink it. He probably froze that before he brought it out here to smash right in his face. Massive form right on the throat. What's he setting up here? We've seen this before. Sammy Callahan's going to build a full-schema momentum as he goes around the entire length of the ring. I think he just ate his own spit, which is kind of gross. Friedman hiding behind the referee. Just two minutes into this match, he has to use the referee. This is unbelievable. I mean, when I cheated, at least I cheated when I needed to. He cheats because he wants to. And here comes... No, no, no. He's just mocking. His own maneuver. Boom, man. That same apron. Now, I was trying to say earlier, this ring, frankly, sucks and the apron itself is completely exposed of plywood wood. It's almost like there's nothing on top of that wood to save you. It's not almost like that. It is like that. It is absolutely devastating. This has to be over. If he gets it, no, he's just going to go for the count out. The spine of Friedman is shattered. I know earlier I said, fine, Steen, I was wrong. I don't really care. He's a piece of garbage. He changed his name because he's selfish. We'll call him MJF from here on. MJF it is. How is he still moving his legs? Yeah, the legs are moving, but Lord knows what kind of toll. Look at him. Look at this. Unbelievable. He's trying to buy himself some time. Don't fall for it, Sammy. Yeah, listen. Begging and pleading. On his hands, on his knees. Begging the people to have a heart. Sammy Calhoun passing judgment. Thumbs down from Sammy Calhoun. Slips the soup like... I think... Now, we can't really trust him. Did he take out his knee? Did he blow it out? I, for one, do not trust him. He's a dirty, filthy rotten liar. The referee unfortunately obligated. I mean, as much as I really dislike Malcolm Jacobson. Malcolm Jacob Friedman. I didn't want to screw up his last name. Maxwell? Malcolm. Maxwell. Geez. You know, this is... not something you want to see. I'd say I'm about a coin toss right now. I know who he is. I've seen him wrestle. I'd say it's about a coin toss in my head right now. As to whether or not this is a clever ploy by Friedman. I'm going to tax myself. Yeah, obviously, you never want to see anybody... never want to see anybody legitimately injured. You know, this is not really a nice way to start off. Nothing gold can stay here tonight. It's just you don't want to see this happen. You can even see it on the face of Sammy Calhoun. As much as he didn't like him at the beginning of the match, you don't want to see this as someone as young, you know, trained at the same school that used to be a trainer at. This is kind of... you know, the fans really wanted to see it. I'm sure there's dozens upon dozens of people who came just for this match. Oh, what a scumbag! What a scumbag! This is unbelievable! Maxwell Jacob Friedman is a scumbag. Son of a bitch. Maxwell spit in the face of every single person in the crowd tonight. Donovan, have you had the... well, displeasure of wrestling Maxwell? Not in a singles match. We recently had a six-man ladder match that we were both involved in last weekend. Six-man ladder match last weekend, and you're both here tonight. We are both here tonight. You're both better men than me. He is... Oh, a giant shot! He's obviously willing to take any shortcut in the book. I mean, he's a real dastardly son of a bitch. No matter what sheep shots or what sneak attacks. I mean... Not to be lost in this... this clever ruse, this ploy, which was obviously preconceived by MJF, is the fact that he has very effectively attacked the left arm of Sammy Cowhand. I'm not sure if it's the shoulder. I'm not sure if it's the elbow joint, the wrist, the fingers, but some sort of high-impact move on the ropes when he was in the middle of this ploy has totally taken the left arm out of the equation for Callaghan. You know, I put up the forescore using the knees on the arm, once again, just focusing on that arm. If he goes for the stretch muffler, which I know that he usually uses that stretch muffler, he can't link his hands. If he can't link his hands, he can't win the match with the stretch muffler. That's correct. A very effective move used by Sammy Cowhand over the years. I'm sorry to cut you off, but this is so sickening. Yeah, that can be just as devastating as any hole. Everyone listening at home knows exactly what it feels like to have your fingers accidentally crushed, and when someone's doing it intentionally, it's that much worse. Friedman staying right on that arm, continuing the pressure, the leverage. He has perfect ring positioning right now. Perhaps if he could get Callaghan a little bit closer to the center of the ring, then he would have Callaghan in a submitting-type position. Matt, just smearing it into it. You get a little bit of Matt Burn on your eyes, something like that. It really affects you. It's kind of being a scumbag with every single movement he makes. The crowd firmly behind the World Wide Desperado Callaghan. We'll see if he can use that momentum in his favor. Yeah, right back to the arm. Friedman knows exactly what he's doing. Do you think I'm going to get a letter from his lawyers? I'm sure he has a team or a fleet of lawyers. Is he a lawyer himself, perhaps? He may be, but I think that's a little bit racist of you. Not a race? He said his name wrong about six times, and I know I'm going to get a letter, and I'm terrified about that. I don't have any money because I was a pro wrestler, too. What would he sue you for? Defamation of character, perhaps? Absolutely. Sammy Callaghan lying in way. I could kind of see it there, waiting for Maxwell to make a rookie move. I don't want to call a rookie with all those belts around his waist. He's just laying into him with those rights, not using the left at all. If you can note that, drives him down again. God, right on that shoulder. It's just one move. Just takes him right back out of the game. Friedman is cold. He's calculating, but that's the key part of it, is calculating. He knows exactly what he's doing. He came into this match with a game plan, a devious game plan, but a game plan, and he is executing it to precision on the left arm of Sammy Callaghan. Coming into the corner. A little bit of a cannonball, not on purpose. Driving Friedman right into that corner. Can Sammy retaliate though? Can he mount some offense? Can he get back in the game? Or is he going to lose to Maxwell, whom he asked for the match against and drive face wash right in the corner? God, these aggressive boots. He builds up so much momentum coming up the ropes and then just stabs you right in the face with those right kicks. To the back of the head, almost to the ear. God, that'll take your head clean off. Dislocate your neck perhaps. Friedman has no idea where he is. The big splutter, but Friedman fighting out, pointing to the elbow, right to the spine. Back to that left arm. He's going to try to drive him down. God, right on his head. Angle on his neck. Yeah, devastating maneuver by Callaghan, but let's not forget that Friedman has been in control of this match. Dishing out punishment for the last five, six, seven minutes. So it's going to take a lot more than that. Sammy Callaghan is going to need to stream together offense if he wants to pin or submit Friedman. Not for something. Favoring that left arm, but winding up the right, going for a lariat. Oh, he made a mistake there. He went with a left lariat and a super kick right to that elbow that injured on, drives him down. Looking for the kill shot here. That's it. Very resilient on the part of Callaghan. Very impressive. This man will not go down without a fight. This shows you the hardest Sammy Callaghan. He's been around the world. He's wrestled a lot of the best, if not all of the best. It's going to take a lot to put him down, but that knee right on the point of the jaw could have done it. Sammy's not moving a lot. Yeah, it didn't take Callaghan out of the match, but he is in a prone position. Forgot his own initials there for a second. Setting him up. Oh no, a jig and tonic here, slides through right into a... Sammy up. Can he link the hands? Can he link the hands? Let's keep an eye into a pin. Maybe desperation, maybe just trying to get some pressure off that arm to get that shoulder up. Yeah, the pin from MJF was difficult to see from here. It was hard to tell if... I think that left shoulder was up and down. Yeah, hard position for the referee to see the shoulders. That's a difficult pin. Oh god, he's... Absolutely disgusting. Oh, it's stuck. The throw up. Both men down. Both men exhausted, exasperated. Nothing left in the tank whatsoever. The first man to his feet may very well win this match. Come off the road. Bicycle kick. Come off the road. Elbow. There we go. Cover! It was just not enough. Sammy used everything he had.