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story of kane and abel and the idea that this is like you know the first children first siblings to ever exist and there are they have other siblings of course but these i believe are the two oldest and even if they weren't doesn't really matter that's not the point i go on tangents um but if you think about it abel and kane like had no idea what murder was although to be fair the real crime of kane wasn't uh killing abel actually this is true of a lot of stuff in the bible where people pick up the wrong message from it because they're using modern uh senses of morality to understand what happened the problem wasn't that he killed abel the problem was kane lied to god about it it's a little bit like in sodom and gemora where people pick up the wrong message about why that was bad it wasn't about any of the stuff they were doing it was about how they treated guests and specifically god's messengers kane enables the same thing kane had no idea that hitting abel with a rock was going to kill him and that's something that somebody left as a comment which is a very good point but that's not why he's been punished for forever it's because he that's not the reason why abel got you know it's not the reason why kane got punished and abel is you know this whole other thing now doesn't forgive him for it in the scp foundation lore but kane is punished not because abel won't forgive him kane is punished because he lied to god though the real question becomes like what is the real backstory here and if you read enough scp articles you can come up with something but there's just too many to settle on one thing we only wish to reclaim our names so that we might return home the long-eared one uh can't you just make up new names the being who carries ukulele a furry fairy john smith true i don't really i don't have anything to add to that because i just included it because it's very true scp 682 those foundation fools haven't tried to destroy me today have they finally given up or something scp 682 noticing that his article has a negative 10 reading i actually i don't know if this exists in the wiki i feel like if i know i've discussed this as a plot store a story uh pitch before uh on chats with other writers i don't know if it exists but i feel like it must and that's that truly the reason for 682 is impossible like it can't be destroyed isn't because of any necessarily in universe thing but a holy meta problem in that as long as the article is highly rated scp 682 will continue to persevere sort of an andrew swan's proposal style interpretation of 682 which i quite enjoy as a concept but i if it doesn't exist in the wiki somebody should definitely write that i mean the pedophysics stuff that's been going on for forever now it's you know do it do it do it which is dovetails nicely into this a powerful well i mean i don't think he shows up in this i don't know a powerful reality bender i don't fear you then you'll die braver than most uh i feel like the goc being like this reaper of reality benders thing kind of doesn't work for me i like the idea that they fail probably more often than they succeed it's just not you know those they're not necessarily as interest although those could be just as interesting of stories gods in any story god's in the scp universe back with some coffee i mean yeah because the idea is and the problem is is that the scp foundation writers myself included have become sort of addicted to the idea of of subverting your expectations so what's your expectation for god all powerful all seeing all you know all this all that and instead it's just some dude drinking some coffee and relaxing speaking as someone who has written a god into an scp scp two three four three not three four three but two three four three which is my sort of a spiritual rewrite of the original since the original storm the wiki i hate the original um but two three four three is an egyptian creation myth god so yeah and he's just like hanging out in tennessee when they've scp foundation finds them a whole thing is based on a joke of um well joke and or reference to a song called how i got to memphis i just love the idea that uh ancient egyptian gods to mother well mother and a father eight well they are a mother and father because they have a kid but a husband and wife a creation god and a destructive god uh in egypt leave you know and abandon the world for a while when they come back they decide to go to memphis but they get the wrong memphis they don't go to memphis egypt which is an ancient egyptian city they go to i think it might still exist i don't know for sure but if it doesn't it does or doesn't it doesn't matter because they go to memphis tennessee and then they just kind of decide you know what this is nice let's stay here and they have a life for about 30 or 40 years it's a fun story but again we're talking about the ultimate creative uh force in the universe and the ultimate destructive force in the universe settling down in tennessee and having a kid and it's fun but there's also something to be done with i mean well i shouldn't say that because it's like oh we do too many subversions of the expectations but reality there's a lot of straight like oh my god the world is going to end everything is everything is horrible now stories i mean 343 if you consider him to be god which there's really no evidence of that being actually true other than him stating it and he's a reality bender literally alters people's perceptions of him i mean he is a bad guy in the story makes somebody disappear who doesn't believe in him so you know not all chilling he makes people think that's what he is we mistreat mistreat all right our employees worse than any other company activation blizzard no way we treat our employees way worse than you amazon amateurs what was that punk amateurs yeah the scp foundation does not do so good would buy its employees most of the time in some versions of the scp foundations and some cannons i would argue that with uh except for in a very few situations i think they actually do but right by their employees as much as they can it's just a dangerous job there's no other way away or no which way around it scp speaking of scp foundation internal request form uh 02 21 1996 you've detained an innocent man and separated him from his family for no good reason i am requesting you go f yourself invalid request see i like this is because it's an example of um i don't know which scp this is from to be fair uh but the the fun part i think is that it just gives an example of how the scp foundation hands this sort of stuff to me it's like they get this so often like there's the interpretation of this is like you just covering up for feeling really bad but there's an easy interpretation of this that is basically just uh he says invalid request because like they're so used to this kind of behavior because of the way they act and treat people that it's just like oh well that guy's being that being that way yeah i kind of expect that to happen then we've got mtf zeta nine is an elite squadron of the foundation's expert specialists in exploration and containment of underground or enclosed spaces with anomalous properties especially inconsistent topography or unstable spacetime it should be mtf zeta nine in on the scp foundation by description by actions because they just constantly get their asses kicked by every anomaly they go to explore though that's the best way to put this it's reasonable to expect that i mean anomalies are unexpected things even no matter how much experience you have with anomalies there's always going to be things that happen that you're not expecting although there again there were a bunch of great comments on this one uh one of them was uh you would think by the time they entered their say i don't know doesn't i don't know the exact comment but it was something along the lines of by the time they entered their dozens anomaly you would think they would expect the door to close behind them because that happens in so many articles um i do know that there are versions of zeta nine where things don't go badly but if they're not if they don't go badly they're not the focus of the story you might be like well that makes sense they're only worth the story is only worth telling if something bad happens yes and no on the one hand that's the easiest way to tell the story with an mtf but mobile task forces being good at their jobs could be their own story what's the best way to put this a setback does not have to be a failure but with the uh with zeta nine is a great example almost anytime they face a setback that's it it's over they're all gonna die and after the first dozen times that happens maybe even before that uh it gets a little boring maybe spice that up a little bit you're wrong about kidnapping me i did see the video that the source is from um was it tana rad i think is the name of the youtube channel i'll actually include you know what um it seemed like funny content to me it seemed really weird content to me but it seemed funny content to me uh so i'll give you a link in the description to give it a look although uh you know kidnapping uh sep youtubers is not the best idea i do remember and this was included in her video uh when she did the uh she said that i had a beard that would uh who knows what's hiding in there and then of course uh published her video after i had already gotten rid of my beard so that was a thing that happened uh and she mentions it in there as well but i also think you're missing a couple of other key uh things first of all uh let's see yep right there having stuff like this and uh easy easy reach let's see if this is in here yep i'm not gonna this is not real i like to pretend like it is i was gonna use as a prop for a joke here this is just a uh this isn't although if i hit somebody with this that hurt uh oh that's how i'm gonna get avoid you know and getting avoiding getting kidnapped is actually quite hard uh but uh i think this would be useful for it um but yeah i have it's not the only weapons those are the only weapons i feel comfortable throwing off on the thing here not to seem like too much of a neck beard um but i don't know i've always had this this knife is used more for cooking than it is for hunting even though it's a hunting knife but i i think that people might have a little bit of a difficulty at first of all a big guy just in general uh so that's gonna be a problem just moving me uh against my will so all i'd have to do is flop and man would they have trouble moving me into their man much less fighting back uh i'm just saying anyway moving on kids who think siren head is an scp me being happy about kids being introduced the scp universe so my nephew and i think i've told this story before um about shit i want to say christmas or thanksgiving of last year and i know i've said this on the channel before uh was talking about siren head at the table when we're having our family meal and he said what was exact words he said siren head siren my dad stopped him after a certain amount of time because you know kids can go he's only like eight or nine years old he got way way too excited about something that's not worth being that excited about um and was like what is siren head because he wanted to know and my nephew was like he's an scp so here's the thing on the one hand i get where he's coming from for some young people scp has become shorthand for cryptid um which is because i mean like understanding what a cryptid is and isn't is a little bit more difficult than just saying on scp because scp carries with it a lot of context that lets you understand what people are talking about but no no it's not and i actually stopped him midway and was like that is not true and then we had a discussion about intellectual property and why it's a bad thing to try and pretend like something and why but he's not eight or nine years old i think it was seven or eight last year i should have been seven yeah okay so he's seven then and eight now and of course having a discussion about intellectual property and the problems with how the scp foundation is creative commons and siren head isn't and pretending that it is makes some people think that it's okay to use it when they shouldn't uh was a useless endeavor but i can't help myself sometimes people defending the goc because they aren't as bad as people think and that they generally have the interest the best interest of humanity at heart but the chair though again read some of the comments for this and there was another one that was related but not exactly um i think what's the best way to put this the goc is wrong because the goc in most interpretations is very absolutist i mean the scp foundation is wrong too their absolutist philosophy is also incorrect um and that's the problem it's the it's not the philosophy itself of let's destroy things that are threats to humanity which is a good idea and the scp foundation let's never destroy things that are threats well not never but let's almost never destroy things that are threats to humanity because we need to understand them better is sometimes also wrong there's a middle ground which in a lot of interpretations and newer stories both the scp foundation and the goc kind of fall into uh where it is actually you know a little bit more nuanced than that at least their viewpoints of the various geo that geo eyes is um but in their classical interpretations both of them are wrong evil good doesn't really matter and i think we'll talk about that and maybe the next yeah then the next one uh saying there is no good or evil in the scp universe is incorrect we'll move on to the next meaning because this is exactly what we're talking about because there are evil geo eyes and creatures and people that's just a fact there's it almost well depending on how you want to find evil if we want to get into the moral and ethical discussions of what is and isn't evil and what is and isn't good we could be here all day we're not going to do that we're going to say for sure though is that like children of scarlet king or the chaos insurgency are pretty clearly the bad guys like even if you consider the scp foundation to be morally gray which it is it's gray it's in the middle or the goc to be morally great which it is it's also in the middle it's probably a little bit more towards one side or the other depending on your interpretation of it but it's still in the middle and a lot of other geo eyes are the same way but not all of them and not all people and not all creatures and monsters that you run into some of them are just straight up evil that evil exists and so does good in the scp universe to be honest with you although good's a little bit harder to find but evil definitely exists the scp foundation use evil criminals as d-class personnel all the countries in the world with a shitty legal system including the united states and the idea of d-class as they are portrayed in the scp foundation is read you know i should do a whole video on this i'm gonna do a whole video on this fuck this let's just stop here because this is getting way too long i'm i might even cut a big chunk of that because i want to do a whole video on now thanks a lot person that submitted this meme your name's not on it so i don't know exactly it's in the list in the description but i'd have to dig through to find it either way actually hold on i might be able to find it because i see the file name there you are nope that's not right recently closed tabs wait okay so there we go ah posted by u ford slash sam u o l o i think it's zeros actually either way uh thank you because i think you've given me an scp video idea that i'm gonna do sort of a follow up to the you're wrong about video that really dives more into the cultural and moral implications of the problems with d-class we'll talk 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