 Hello, YouTube. I want to play a game. A game with ten chapters. An experience that only you have the power to begin and end. The rules of the game are very simple. In the coming weeks, very special episodes of EFAP movies are going to release. Episodes chronicling the adventures of the crew through the Saw universe. When he peeks around the corner, he just plays the song, but it turns off. And when he goes back, he's like... He turns the tape player off. It stops the song. Up! He's hurt you. He's not in right now. That is funny. Okay, Jinx will do a little trolling. That's what that was. He's not smart. It was your surprise birthday party. For those who are unfamiliar, Saw is a franchise about a friendly man who is trying to test people. Testing all kinds of people from all walks of life. Testing in strange and specific traps. Traps that they may or may not be able to escape. If they succeed, they are provided their freedom. If not, they face another fate. These choices become less clear when they are face to face with the people whose blood will stain their hands. After all, how you play the cards you are dealt is all that matters. Also, there are many cup storylines that go nowhere. Eight YouTubers will attempt to survive one of the most devious traps I've ever constructed. That of surviving the entire franchise. Even the new one, the 10th one, the Saw 10, ain't that nifty. This was actually movies that were coming out consistently around Halloween time, right? For like one per year for ages. Every year. One through seven was one per year. Oh my God, what the fuck are you doing? That is one of the most absurd transitions ever. Darren Lynn Bathman. Bravo. Crispy. Crispy? I don't know. Rick didn't kill Ivan. Ivan made his own choice. Oh gosh. You're all bad. You're a really bad detective. I slapped him for that. You're a suicide. Starring Muller. One of the doctors used to be like, what are you doing? And the person's like, oh fuck. That would be a great reveal. The tape is playing. He's like, Jeremy, Tom, you guys are the systems out there. They're both dead already. Maybe Jigsaw is an aged up Kevin McAllister. He changed his ideas. Go ahead. Destroy it. I will. You can't stop me. Tell my victims I love them. Rags. Thinking about the last thing I said to my daughter. You told your daughter that Santa Claus wasn't real, but we all know that obviously he makes presents up here in the morning. Wait, wait, wait. See. Oklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain. I'm going to give you a hint as to where I've hidden the key. So listen carefully. It is in Boston, Massachusetts. You have four minutes to get there. God damn you stupid fuckers. So many stupid characters every time. Also, so sick. Every fucking movie. That's why these are so just shit. Everyone's fucking retard. Now you do that. Now you do that. Now that you're free. I already hate this is my least favorite already. All the music. Oh, here comes the twist. And I'm sure this will be a good one. You guys are just utterly directionless. I think these traps aren't exactly fair. What is blue blood? I've never. Yep. It's about an alien race of police officers that have blood. And that's how you can tell. If I may offer one positive. The cinematography stood out. No, you may not. I want to play a game. And that game is range shadow legends. One of the most ambitious. Why do people choose to talk to his creepy ass? It's like one look at him and be like, yeah, no. Yeah. Hey, why didn't you trap the drunk driver instead of the grieving father? Just a question. Oh, he was a slave. Oh, yeah. We would have been through two traps at this point. Two? Five. I don't know. Shit. Nothing's happening. Metal commander. Jesus Christ. I need a fucking roadmap for this movie. Basically the anti-life equation. Yep. So it's between breaking your hands and getting cut in half. You know what? I think it's pretty straightforward. I don't care. Your piece of shit. I can see it just from looking at you. Oh, that was fucking shit. With YMS. Yes. Looks very similar. Strahm and Hoffman are two different people. Oh my God, right. Strahm and Hoffman. Get a good scan of their faces now. Either you're not confused later. Holy shit. Why would they do this to us? He's relishing this. My God, he's jerking off right now. Stop that. Wow, you live here? Oh, God. It's a million dollar apartment in Los Angeles. Every time you hit me, a device stimulates my prostate. What is this? A torture room for ants? I'd go with you, but you know, the cancer. I wrote the book of saw. It was me. If this is what you're coming to sleep with people, the fair stuff, you should really not hold that. It doesn't matter who's called it, buddy. This is bad news. He just goes, hello? I put on a different voice. Hello, this is someone else. Hello, this is the doctor's secretary. Two. You fucking idiot. Why did you do that? Three. Why am I never facing the camera when I start this? He's got a flyer for the dramatic effect. Four. I don't want to play anymore. Five. Why is it so lures? It looks blurry. That is really weird. Six. Do you think they thought he will be dead, but you know, one more, one more for the road and it'll be set up at the end of his death. And then they were like two more, three more, four more for the fuck. Seven more. I think maybe Lee Winnell thought it would be really funny to see them write themselves at that point. This is my last film. Good fucking night. Good luck, fuckers. So that's the thing. I'm very surprised that they did do is say that wasn't Jigsaw, that was his brother, Jogsaw, and he's just killed that. Jogsaw. 3D. What the fuck trap is this? What kind of trap is this? What is this crap? What are the gnomes? Those are perfectly good gnomes. Why were they gnomes? Jigsaw. John, just please let me go. Please. Did you know that pigs are highly compassionate animals? That's got nothing to do with this, John. Spiral from the book of Saw. Alright, best shot. Best shot. They shaked the camera. Did you see that? They were rumbling the camera. And finally, Saw 10. One by one, film by film. Episode by episode. The blues willpower and sheer sanity. You can witness this by tuning in at particular times throughout the month of Spooktober. This was quite a hefty arc to fit all of those fucking movies into. Abide by these rules. And perhaps you will survive, Halloween. The arc shall unfold over the course of these dates. Listen closely. October 1st. October 2nd. October 7th. October 11th. October 13th. October 18th. October 20th. October 24th. October 29th. And finally, October 30th. Oh, look at that. It sort of makes a little X, like the new one. If you fail to attend these EFAP movie events, I cannot guarantee your safety. So, make your choice. Watch or die. Game over. Game over. Yeah. He said the thing.