 The videos on Come Again TV are not made for kids. Anyone under the age of 13, get your parents permission before watching. Some videos may contain graphic or lewd content. Viewer discretion is advised. Hey guys, welcome back to Come Again TV, the only place on YouTube where all geek culture collides. I'm Shannon and today on the show, you want to introduce the next topic? Let's see how we go with Wolverine. I think we have. Can Wolverine be circumcised? What do you guys think? Can Wolverine be circumcised? What are your thoughts? Oh yeah, you can do it over and over and over and they'll just keep rejuvenating. Like here, give me five minutes. It's back. I mean, you can do this for months. I think even Lobo would get bored. If a woman were to do that to him, say he was in a relationship with this woman, that'd be like riding someone new every time. Right? She can go circumcised, uncircumcised, circumcised, uncircumcised. No. I just think that would have to be tender for a while. So it would like amp up the, you know. Now, if Wolverine, say this, whoever circumcises him got a little bit too happy with the knife. It would grow back too. Would it be longer? No, he would go just to his regular. He never, you don't get extra fingers when you cut off fingers. Right, but he's got bones. I mean, normal people don't grow their fingers back anyway. No, but Wolverine would, but you want to grow two new fingers. It wouldn't be longer. Right. Well, if Wolverine... Okay, it depends, I guess, how much he'd excited him then. Could you imagine that comic? There is no way the comics code authority would approve that. I, and that might have to be a crossover with DC. How about Quinn? Wolverine? Let's see, let's see here. We're in a girlfriend poison ivy. Oh, Wolverine would have fun with that. Right. I think Wolverine would, uh... So the right poisons and how like when? Okay, yeah, possibly. Back to Wolverine getting circumcised. That was still the topic. Would he actually allow it to happen? If Jean Grey was involved, yeah. Okay. Oh, he would totally go for that. Anything she said and wanted. Now, let's say he got circumcised before he got it, before his mutation kicked in. Would it be a normal circumcision or would it grow back? Interesting, because you would think that's usually done at birth, but he was born a very long time ago. Right. So were they even doing circumcisions back there? No, they didn't start doing circumcisions, should circumcisions until the early 1900s, I believe, for anyone who's not Jewish. So he wouldn't have been circumcised. In fact, let's take a look at the history of circumcision. The mutation is usually a kick in at puberty. So we would say 12, 13 years old, most likely. Circumcision. So I didn't even have to type in the full word. As soon as I put history of C-I-R, the second option was history of circumcision. Which means people on Google are really bored. So according to Wikipedia, it started in the Middle East in 2400 BCE, modern times. Uh, circumcision did not become a common medical procedure in the Anglophone world until the late 19th century. Well, where they decided Wolverine came from? He came from Canada. Was that original, though? Yes. All right, so no Middle Eastern or Egyptian blood, because Egyptians, I'm sure, were doing all sorts of fun things to everybody. Yeah. So yeah, I would go that he hadn't been circumcised. But in 1855, motivated in part by an interest in promoting circumcision to reduce masturbation, that leads me to another topic entirely. If it started in modern times around 1855, then I would say, yeah, he more than likely would have been circumcised. I bet he's older than that. Uh, according to, well, let's bring up Wolverine's. Yeah, y'all changed his name since I was a... James Hallett. That was, he took that, Wolverine took the name Logan after a bully when he lost his memories. Yeah. Wolverine was born as James Hallett in North Alberta, Canada, uh, during the late 1880s. So... So he was right on the cusp. Yeah. It really depends on whether or not his parents were into that. Well, his parents were very wealthy. So more than likely, I would say probably. Probably circumcised. Probably. Because in any procedure right at the beginning, only the wealthy are gonna do it. Right. So he was more than like... I don't think I would have practiced on the pork or a few years to see how it goes. You know, then you need an extra, you know, 20 years, 15, 20 years to find out for sure. Because you don't want to just damage your, take a chance at that age, damaging your children because you want your offsprings. That's true. So there's a good chance they weren't doing it. And since he was his parents' only son, they wouldn't want to take a chance, not with it being that early in, you know, circumcision coming back, you know, as a thing. Okay. So let's say, for argument's sake, let's say they would have got him circumcised. Would it have healed? Would his mutant healing factor have kicked in at that point in time? Or would it still have waited to kick in once he reached puberty? Well, stress can do an early offset. That's what happened, I think, with Kitty Pryde. I think she was pre-puberty when her powers kicked in. Okay. So Kitty kicked him in real early. I mean, it's not like you don't have those genes in you. Who were? And with the healing factor, especially with the onset of stress, Pryde healed him right off the bat, or right off the cut. But what if it didn't? Well, then he's already pre-circumcised and... So then, if he were actually circumcised up all the way till puberty when he got his mutant, when his mutant ability is kicked in, if someone were to get close enough and he were to let them cut him around there or, say, chop it off, would it grow back... Would it too have taken a low dive? Yeah. Would it grow back uncircumcised or circumcised? All right, so, yeah, technically, if he was circumcised, it would have to be cut off at the tip there at least. Pryde come back natural. Come back natural? Most likely. Because, let's say, he'd lost the pinky... I'm back to the fingers. I don't know what the hell's up with that. But anyways, if he lost his finger... He's got the adamantium skeleton. He's got the adamantium skeleton, though. Well, let's say this was Pryde. Pryde adamantium skeleton. Well, if he lost the finger when he was kid, even before the adamantium skeleton, because that came later, and then he got cut from here, then he got cut here later on after his healing factor totally kicked in with the whole finger grow back. I'm gonna say no. I would think it would. In Age of Apocalypse, he stuck his claws right into Cyclops' eye, and Cyclops blew his hand off, and so he had that metal plate over... He had no hand. His hand didn't grow back, but he still had his claws. Okay, then that should answer your circumcision thing, too. We went and come back. If the hand didn't come back, and the metal plate's gone. I mean, you don't have to have adamantium there, so... So you're saying if someone got a little bit too happy with their circumcision, Wolverine would have a sex change? No, it would grow back and let... Well, there's a good chance. Okay, Chick Wolverine, discussion time. We've already got X-23, though. Oh, yeah. Well, now she's got a new mommy. So, let's see, Chick Wolverine. Who do you think she would go for? Definitely not Cyclops. He has mental issues, but not that bad. Nightcrawler. Okay, I told you Nightcrawler. Think of all the things Nightcrawler could do if he wasn't a priest. Oh, yeah. I'm sure I'm a handyman. He could use that tail for some pleasure. I'm just thinking the sulfur. The smell alone would drive me nuts. Wolverine, he's been years out in the wilderness without taking baths, so he got pretty ripe. True, but you don't smell yourself as much as you would smell others. He would have to clean up just to keep his senses, which I'm pretty sure he would have, considering if he was stuck in the wilderness, he was definitely doing some hunting. True. So, yeah, I think Nightcrawler would totally burn his nose. Okay, what about... Okay, Angel. He would go for Angel. No. X-23 is already with Angel. Yeah, okay, though. There's some weird family issues going on. No, I don't think he'd want the little pretty boy thing, and he did like that real pretty girl. And considering Angel is what brought him back from being Apocalypse's death... Oh, you think he has some, like, you-save-me issues? Maybe. No, no. Maybe he was still Archangel. Yeah. With the energy, the light wings? Or the metal wings? Metal. No, it'd be the light wings. It'd be the light wings. It would be the light wings. Stabby, stabby. It would be the light wings. Because then, with the light wings, Angel can heal anybody. So... Wolverine already heals. But he doesn't regenerate stuff. That's true. So, maybe Tit for Tat give Archangel a little action in exchange to heal his manhood? Oh, you see, no. No, because then he's already done it. He's already all in. If he's going to be all in, why not just go save her tooth? Let's go some real issues there. Well, see, here's the thing, though. Dakin. Do you know about Dakin? No. Dakin is Wolverine's son. He has a son now? Who's bisexual. Okay. Who's he going for? Tell me save her tooth. No. Please. No. He will... He will go for anybody and then kill him right after. Where do I find him? Because I know some ex-boyfriends. No, that would leave me. Wolverine would probably go for Mystique. If he had a sex change, he would go for Mystique because Mystique could shape-shift into a man and Wolverine wouldn't feel awkward about it. He's still technically fucking a woman. Good point. May sorry turned off but Mystique because she liked to turn into Jean Grey. He still fucked her. Even after the fact. Very true. What do you guys think? If Wolverine had a sex change, who would he go for? I think he'd still go for Mystique. No. Yeah. No, if he had a sex change, he'd have to go all in. You know, just go with it to be a woman. So he would find a guy, maybe Colossus. Ooh, that fastball special. That would totally give the fastball special. And he's always had a thing with those Russians. I mean Omega Red, I mean. That would take the fastball special to a whole new level. I, oh wow. Now who gets to smoke the cigar afterwards? Wolverine because I don't think Colossus smokes. Now let's see, Colossus might be too good for him. Too good he two-shoes for him. Now speaking of Colossus, him and Kitty pride are a thing. Right. So how does that work during sex? Kitty pride can become intangible. And if it gets too rough, she can back off a little. During those times of intensity, you know, she may not have full control over herself. So say he's thrust in a little too hard, she goes intangible. He literally fucks right through her. It is also made of steel or whatever Colossus is made of, I can't remember. He's not really going to hurt the better at wall or whatever it's against. Now she did that to Pete Wisdom when she was with him. He probably breaks something, but I think Colossus would be safe. And he's not going to get too rough for Kitty pride because she's kind of badass. But she, she could take it though, in real ways than one. Right. So as long as he's full of metal, she could go intangible. I mean they might, like I said, blast a hole through the wall. I'm going to explain to the parents there. Sorry, daddy. Yeah, I know there's like eight holes, but thanks. Yeah, as long as he's human, I don't see her really going intangible. A little bit too good at two shoes, so. I don't see her going, you know. How do you think she likes it in bed? You think she, you think she's a freaking bed? Uh, let's see. After the magic series, the way that cat acted, I bet she's like that in bed. Because, you know, a whole different woman there. Yeah, so I'm going to go. She's total badass in the bedroom. So yeah. She, she could make part for body intangible, have them thrusting, come up through her mouth, and then just make her mouth tangible. Just give head a whole new way. Yeah, he's, he's metal though. I mean, she would have to stay intangible because even Kitty probably can't take that. No. You would need someone with the healing factor, like mistake. You know, my parents can never watch this now, right? Your parents, what about your kid? No, she's got a horrible sense of humor. Okay, so. She got that from me, so. Phoenix. How would, how would Cyclops or Wolverine have sex with Phoenix? If she lost control and actually became Phoenix during. Uh, Wolverine would be able to regenerate whereas Cyclops would be chose. So let's bring it on. Marvel, pay attention. Well, Cyclops, I think Cyclops is with Emma Frost now. He does like being a mindfuck, doesn't he? Has he had a thing for Psylocke there for a while too? Yeah. He's got a thing for those girls who can read his mind. Which even went after Jean's clone, Madeleine. Oh, married her. They even made her a little dark Phoenix thing for a while. We, we completely got off track of the Wolverine thing. So back on Wolverine, if somebody were to do that, who would be crazy enough to try to circumcise Wolverine? Just in the Marvel Universe? Just in the Marvel Universe. Okay, well, we got Mystique first. Sabertooth. Those are the easy ones there. Deadpool. I was thinking Deadpool. Deadpool would do it for days on it. I mean, he'd just be there with his top, top, top, top, top, top. He'll be a chill, so. Days, months. I can see I'm not getting on board for quite a while with that game. No, Deadpool wouldn't get bored at all. No. Yeah, but we're talking years. The centuries even. Yeah, and he'll be around for it. Well, now in 2099, Deadpool did age quite drastically. He's an old, old man. Now, supposedly he's immortal because Thanos. He's, he's immortal, but he can still age. He's, oh yeah, he is. Let's bring this up. I got to show you what a Deadpool 2099 looks like. And where are happened to Deadpool and Siren? I don't know. All right. All right, so it looks like his daughter took over as Deadpool. Then you see if I can find an actual image of Deadpool himself. Yeah, there he is. Oh, it's not too bad. He just looked a little sad. Now, in the actual comic, I think he's got like a long beard. Long gray beard. Oh yeah. Yeah. So you can finally grow facial hair. I guess. Is the cancer wearing off if I get bored after that long? He looks very frail, kind of like. Yeah, here he is. 2099, they probably don't have chimichangas. Very frail. He's got a belly on him. Yeah, he can still kick ass. Look at that face. So what do you eventually turn to dust if you got old enough? I don't think he'd make it that far to the dust phase, because he still had all the skin pretty much in the condition it's always been in. Well, I started hanging out with you right before the first X-Men movie came out. Right. That was when I still just had like the Ninja Turtles supply of weaponry. It has expanded greatly. Really? Some of them even got names. You named your weapons? There's a couple. I have this pretty axe. It's Cuddles. You named your axe Cuddles. You would have to. It's adorable. It's um, you got the dragon head going down into the tail, which goes up and spikes out. And the x-blades are wings. That's pretty cool. I saw it, I hugged it, I named it Cuddles. So then I got this knife about- Do you sleep with your axe? It's close. It doesn't get to share the bed. No, and neither does Snuggles. What's Snuggles? Dragon handled with the blaze, like about that long student flames type thing. Very, very sharp. If somebody comes in, they're going to get to meet Snuggles. For those of you who are just joining us- I like weapons a lot. Almost 20 years ago, I met this chick. Her mom introduced us. And at their Fourth of July cookout, she asked me, hey, you want a spar? I got weapons. She takes this katana and tells me, if I go to cut you, I'll turn the blade so that I actually just get you with the backside rather than the sharp side. I'm there with a bow staff like Donatello versus Leonardo. But I think I handled myself pretty well in that situation. You were still here and we're not seeing any scars, so I kept my ward. And we did switch. I took the staff for a while. You didn't get me once. Yeah, I did. No, you didn't. There's a couple good shots in there. Actually, they were worried. They were like, do we need to make them stop? Yeah. It is still spoken of. Whole yard full of people. Everyone just around the yard, getting ready to watch fireworks. And here we are. She's got a katana in her hand. I've got a bow staff. They're thinking we're going to kill each other. That was one of the best sparry budges ever. It's like someone who's actually willing to go there. So thank you. And everyone else just goes, OK, no. I'm like, come on. I was like, I'll let you have the sword. And you know, we haven't seen each other in 20 years. That's been a while. And we pick up right where we left off. She's already wanting me to do another sparring match. I do. Yeah, you guys have got to talk them into this for me. Maybe once I lose about 100 pounds and get back down to weight, maybe. Sparring would be great exercise. Think how many calories you could burn. I'd also be slow as hell. I'm nowhere near as agile as I used to be. I've got to get back down to 200 before I spar with anybody, which is why I'm going to the gym. Oh, say get on it. 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