Sanity is Optional: A Completely Safe Birthday Celebration





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Uploaded on Oct 9, 2011

It is actually a whole year since we first uploaded a video, with Toby singing his first ever Silly Song. In this special birthday edition, we give out a Public Service Announcement about Health and Safety, and there is an ALL NEW SILLY SONG!
Thank you very much for watching a whole year of random crap!

For those of you interested in the lyrics:

You can't do that
You can't do that
You can't do that
You can't do that

My-my-my-my what you doin', punkass?
Down there's some broken glass! You make sure you wear boots
Here's a brapping shout-out to Miss Cootes

It's not safe
When you're up a tree
You'll probably fall and you'll cut your knee

It'll hurt, you prat
So I'm here to say-uh!
You can't do that.

Listen to me, yeah?
You can't do that
Yeah, that's what I'm sayin' and you know
You can't do that
Read the damn sign, man!
You can't do that
No, you're actually not allowed
You can't do that

Got no hat? So long!
You wear the proper gear and you know you can't go wrong
So move, off of this site
And get a hard hat and you just might
Be allowed on
You get one of these and let 'em know you are the shizz
Hard Hat
Hard Hat
Wear extra protection if you're fat
Yeah, I said: You know it's true
'Cos this is something
You can't do

Yo! I told you!
You can't do that
It's what I'm paid for, man!
You can't do that.
Yo, read the sign: It's the rules, sucker
You can't do that

Fun's not allowed, you know it
I'm H&S, not a poet!
Now you know
If you can't take precaution then you had better just go
You're not allowed
To go in a field where there might be cows
Dangerous, they are
They'll step on your head, or other places
It's hard to know
If they would rather chomp on your guts or some hay

Just face it, because you know
You can't do that
You can't do that
Take it down
Stop, Ladder time

Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't follow rules
Then you'll end up quite dead
So wear your safety glasses
Better get some pads, for your elbows and arses
Wear some gloves, for the winter
Don't touch wood or you might get a splinter
Move, get lost chump!
Don't follow rules, then I'll give you a thump
Thump Thump Thump

Umm.. you can't do that
You better get lost
Boy 'cause you know you can't
You can't do that
Read the sign, rules are rules

Take it down
Stop. Ladder Time
You can't do that
You can't do that
You can't do that
You can't do that

Take it down

Stop. Ladder Time

Every time you see me
You know you're doing wrong
I'll shut this place down
So you better move along
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others acting unsafe
I take the piss
I've toured around the world
Shout at people every day
I'm Ladder, the Ladder, MC Ladder, Yo Ladder
They may say I'm gay but hey.
Can't do that.

You can't do that
You can't do that
You can't do that
Yeah, You can't do that
I told you, You can't do that
Too high, can't do that.
No, seriously can't do that.


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