 I got new glasses. Hi, my name's Ethan Nester and I'm here to send you a positive message. A message of what? Well, my glasses. They're new and they're on my face. Thank you so much for noticing. Can't wait for the whole comment section to be all about my glasses. Please buy tickets to my tour. I worked really hard on it. You can find the link down in the description or go to Ihavetodothis.show. Thank you so much. Now let's get on with the video. Hello and welcome to another video where I look at things. What kind of things you might ask? Tiktoks. Tic. Or wait, tiktoks. I haven't done a try not to cringe in a long time. So I thought that I would do it a tiktok version. But I was looking up, I was doing some recon and I couldn't find a lot of cringy tiktoks honestly. A lot of them were like, this isn't that bad. So I went to Twitter and I asked you send me cringe tiktoks. From my boy Jimmy Wong. What do we have here? What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell? What the fuck? Whoa, my god. Wait, hold on. What? Hold on. Start up. Grandma died. When? Yesterday? No, when did I ask? Oh, my god. Why would you do that? Oh, that's a big yikes, dude. I don't know if I would say that's cringe, but that's pretty good. Vincent. You're probably going to have to change the music on a lot of stuff. So I would just use different royalty-free stuff that goes along with that kind of thing. Everybody, let's give a round of applause to Vincent for browsing through the Epidemic Sound library to find a replacement. He's a hero. Careful. He's a hero. Take your age, divide it by two, and then add seven. This, OK. My age, 25 divided by two, is 12 and 1 half. This is the youngest you. This is the youngest, youngest you can possibly date. Don't 44 years old divide it by two, you get 22. No. Add seven, that's 29. So if I technically was single, I'd be like, yo, you're 28. Sorry, you're too young. 29? Yes, please. No. Wait, hold on. Sorry. Wait, 22 plus seven. I guess 19. Still though, I don't, I don't like this rule. I also don't like this guy. I don't take talk, but here's my baby sister. Her name is Hazel. I love the clear password. You can just say another mouse. This is the open mouth that's so funny. Wow, that's really cute. All right, let's see. Baby, baby, I'm so emo. I'm turning on my meme mode. POV you see me and I'm listening to Screamo. Not basic anymore, so no butterflies, no rainbows. Get used to this, a brand new bitch, guess who's your favorite emo? Everybody, you know, is entitled to their own opinions and joys in life. We just definitely don't share the same thing. Look, a DJ Khaled pop. Oh, no. Another one. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie and then you mix it in your body and shit it all out and shit it all out. How the fuck am I supposed to take this fucking quiz if you don't teach me shit? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she tried so hard. That was the hardest I've ever seen somebody try. God, that was awful. That was so bad. I wouldn't touch that if I were you. I wouldn't grab that if I were you. I wouldn't have IBS. I probably have IBS. Oh, no. Can I bark? Oh, no. Can I bark? When I was a child, I told my friend Tom that I was part wolf because I could run fast and because I could bark really good. I can't do either of those things anymore. The characters here do get a bit clunky at night. I know. Fuck, man. The FNAF fandom is it's a it's a weird one. I'm calling out my mods, Sophie. Things you should never say to an outfit. Oh, no. Number one, it's so tiny. Oh, no. You actually have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. I don't know if that was a joke or not. I don't know if this is a joke. It's really hard to tell. That was a pain. That was a pain laugh. Number two, I'm on my period. We're all going through pain. Some of us are just better at adding it. Okay. This is a joke. This has to be a joke. What is this? There's so much furry content. All of that. Hold on. All of these are so much. It's just a lot. It's just a lot. It's just a lot. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I cannot. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't do it. I'm pooping right now. I just wanted to let you know. You just don't understand the intricacies of comedy. You only have one life. Tell that girl you love her. Go on that trip you've always wanted to go on. Dip your toast and peanut butter in them. Stop. I feel like I saw this. Did I see this? Chris Bides is feeding it out to that. Damn. Four, five, four down lane. And look at this pin action. Whoa. There's one more pin that hasn't been knocked down yet. If you know what I mean. Oh, I saw this. I saw this. I don't. I really don't know what. Oh, my goodness. I really don't know why that is. Why is that necessary? Why is that necessary? Yes. I don't like it. Bad science plus bad ethics equals bad medicine. Nobody wants less penis. What? What? It's not your mother's penis. It's Jay-Z Betty closing. Hold on. I'm going to pull up an incognito. What? Cockfight.org? What? Oh. It's anti-circumcision. Okay. Hey. Oh, no. What are you doing? Look at the size of my c- All right. Predictable. You want me to eat all your chips? That's pretty good. Into her ear. I need people in the comments to answer. Is that attractive to people? That's so weird. Is someone growled in my ear? Especially like, it's getting hot and heavy. It's getting a little sexy. And then your partner. That's so weird. I'd rather get this. This sounded my ear than the growl. Oompa sent this. It's funny. Oompa's funny guys. Stop. Oh, my God, bro. Shut the shitting up, you mother bitcher. Son of a sh- Bro, I swear to come, bro. You always vagina- We all knew that kid. We all knew that kid. It always happened. Shut the shit up was absolutely a thing. I heard a kid say, like, you don't use that word in that way. Okay? You're fucking up the boys shit. This is the only thing we- Yeah, what the hell, girls? This is the only thing boys have. Stop fucking up our shit. Stop fucking up our shit. There's no way a girl with boobs can play video games and enjoy them. Oh, that's good. Are you gonna drink this? What is that? Doesn't look yummy to me. I don't think now is the time for that. I don't think now is the time for that. This dude is a menace. Not quite that. In the best way. He goes around talking like an NPC. It's so funny. Me, and I'm the only person who does own the NFT. I'm done with this whole thing. This has gone too far. I'm done seeing the NFT I bought and paid for in every comment section. It's almost like you can't read. For now on, if I see people using my NFTs or profile picture, you'll be hearing from someone. Try me. Hell yeah. We should all download this picture and make it a- our profile picture. This is a fucking cutscene. God, that's so good. I love that. I challenge you. Are we who does it better? You or me? Awek? Does this still happen? I really hope so. Because that's something I think about sometime. With the evolution of technology and social media, do kids still do shit like that? And third and fourth, it was more fourth grade. We were makin'. We were titans of industry. Titans of industry with our duct tape wallets. I remember when we found out that there's more duct tape than just normal gray duct tape. That was revolutionary. Do people still make duct tape wallets? I need to know. Tweet me your duct tape wallets at Crank Gameplays. And dig into that duct tape wallet to get tickets to the tour. Anyway, I'm going to end this one here. Thank you so much for submitting your cringy TikToks. I'm going to be going through my own TikTok soon. All of my likes and showing you my personal favorite TikToks. So we'll be doing that. Also, I want to do a video where on Reddit where you guys submit your own tour promo videos. Because I think it would be funny. Anyway, that's all. So thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed it. If you did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face. And I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all. Stay cranky. Bye.