 Welcome to the 433rd annual Tea Party. We'll begin as always with the roll call. Who's Tom Tim's? That's what it says on the inside of my hat. Does that mean it's you or the hat? Must be the hat because on me it says Cornelius. How about Mr. Timn with an N? He was hit by an ice cream truck, but Dickery's here in his place. How about Mr. Tatumn with two T's and an N? He was hit by an ice cream and had to go change his shirt, but Zed is here in his place. How about Mrs. Nesbit? Present. Finally, Ms. Tomasina Timathea from the house of Timotho. She's dead. I'm dead. First order of business then. It would appear there's a plague upon the land. That ain't supposed to happen for another 27 years. It seems the timeline has accelerated. The end is certainly nigh. We must contact the chosen one. Prepare the ritual. How did you guys get my number? I stole your phone in 2012. Allegedly. He just admitted to it. No he didn't. I don't think I know you. Yes you do. Okay. You'll triangulate his position. You prepare for retrieval. Do not triangulate my position. What? What was that? I can hear you. Do not come anywhere near me. Don't be so paranoid. How can we even get near you if we've not triangulated your position? I'm serious. This year has been bad enough as it is. I don't need you guys coming over here and violating my space. Wait, where's the first guy? Which guy? My guy. The knife guy. Where did he go? Oh he's right here. You honestly expect me to believe that's the same person. The knife is still available if you finally come around. But you gotta act first if you want free shipping. I'm gonna go. What if I told you that everybody's problems were in an elaborate plot by the secret KJB to control the dairy industry? That almost makes sense. Exactly. Time is of the essence. I will now teleport you to our location using the art of illusion. No. No teleporting. Or kidnapping me. Or whatever it is you're planning on doing. Well it was kidnapping so now you've ruined it. I don't want to be part of your weird cult. I don't know why you guys singled me out and I don't care. Just leave me alone. But you were the chosen one. Chosen by who? Mostly him. That is a doll. He is quite a knockout. What the? Well there may be hope for us yet. Next on the agenda it's Miss Nesbitt's turn to do the coffee run. Everyone fork over seven bucks. You want to buy a knife? With a tiny version of me attached to it. They're available now while supplies last. Or you can wait until the Black Friday sale November 13th where all orders over $75 have free shipping. Then all you gotta do is buy three of them.