 Ian! I got this new thing from Ikea. It's a shark. It's just an actual shark. Ian? Kyle, how did you know my name? This is K-Corpor from Different Dimensions. Blah, blah, blah. Can I get you some water and a mug? That's my favorite drink. I know. I'm you. Speed up. I've had a long day. This is the Kyle verse. Nope, just kidding. Slow down. This is a mess that I'm cleaning up. That's it. Kyle fragmented himself across all the space and time. Can't imagine how that happened. Are you holding an Ikea manual right now? No. Basically, there are a ton of Kyle's running around everywhere. No one knows which one is the real one. I love how every franchise is doing this exact thing. Yeah, me too. It's great for profits. Anyway, we rebranded short into the company name the K, as you can see from that awesome sign over there. It hurts my eyes. Yeah, that's the best part. Very topical. Shut up. I have been dealing with you all day. I'm so tired of hearing quips. I'm starting to sympathize with Spider-Man villains. I have questions. Of course you do. Since you're Kyle, do you have that dream where somebody important tells you that all the world's problems are your fault? No. Same. So how does copy Kyle play into all this? There's a bunch of them and they all made CKCs or copy Kyle copies because we just do the same dumb stuff over and over again. Are they buff Kyle's? Yes. Old Kyle's. Sometimes. Girl Kyle's? You don't weirdly know. That'd be a hell of a twist though, wouldn't it? Yeah, especially if she were like blonde and really bitter and mean and nothing like me at all. Women. Am I right? Sorry, it's the money. So what do you do with the Kyle's when you find them? We put them in these test chambers where they just keep making videos because I guess they don't know how to do anything else. I'm trying to analyze it but it's hard so I'll probably just monetize whatever they make. Didn't we stop doing sketches like multiple times? Yeah, I tried but it doesn't work. I just kept falling into comas. You sure you're not sleeping? Bunch of the alternate universe Kyle's did stop eventually. About 80% of us are running successful D&D channels and a handful actually made it into Hollywood where we all directed exactly one okay Netflix show before getting arrested for assaulting either Joss Whedon or James Gunn at a party. Guess COVID didn't happen in those universes huh? That actually only happened in yours. Oh, that's a bummer. Yeah anyway after we get everything we can from them in the test chambers I just absorb them. Like in a business way, right? No, like in a highlander way. That's the end goal with all of this consolidation. Hopefully we end up with one Kyle at the end and then all of this makes sense. I don't know. Okay cool so I'm like the new recruit. No. Oh well why am I important? You're not you're just one of them. But I'm the wacky Ikea inventor Kyle. Yeah, that's pretty baseline. You don't have a lot going on. Sketch chambers are down the hall to the left. Take your pick. Go nuts. I gotta unpack my shark. Save it for in there. Wait, you are special. Really? Yeah, you're that guy. Exactly. Thank you. This is all your fault. Oh no the dream. Yeah, you caused every single problem up with the time machines, the cloning, the rogue AI. I'm pretty sure you did global warming. I just wanted a grilled cheese sandwich. You actually get your own room. Oh good. No, it's a bad room. You're not gonna like it. You're doing all this to like cope with some self-hatred. Yeah. Okay, as long as we're on the same page.