 We have reached the final episode, which by the way, there are fans out there who've been waiting to watch us react to this for like fucking centuries because of how late this will probably end up being, but... I don't know, I'm like... Somehow I'll manage to not get any spoilers, right? Yeah, I've been avoiding spoilers for Batwoman, I haven't been watching anyone's videos. I'll say, yeah, I haven't watched any reactions and it wasn't too difficult, like not many people were talking about anything, so... But yeah, we're here now, and I don't even know what we're in for. I guess we're lucky because it's not a popular show, so people aren't talking about it, like... Bray! I mean, boo! I don't know what to think. What are the odds of that? I don't know, but yeah, I don't know. We're here, this is gonna bring together 19... We're here, we're queer. 19 episodes of Storyline come into full finality here. This is Ruby Rose's last episode. Oh yeah. I never see her after this ever again in your life. Shall we do some predictions? I'm thinking Mouse might die. Uh, maybe, yeah. I feel like he's at the end of his... yeah. But what I will say, like, if I was a hack writer, I'd be like, guys, let's not kill him. He allows us to do really, like, crazy shit all the time. Like, he lets us get loads of insane plotlines. He's so sick of it, though. No, I'm sick of it too, but that's what I mean, like, they just... They treat him as though he's a god at certain points. Like, they just don't care. Definitely creates a lot of... I don't feel like Hush is surviving. Yeah, I don't know if he's... I don't know if they want him to be season two villain material. This is the problem with this show. It's like, anytime that they introduce a character who could potentially be a villain for a lengthy period of time, they're gone. And then we keep around these really crappy villains, like Magpie coming back out of, like, the ether. I probably would have preferred Creepy Skin Man, or Netlander's hiring Magpie and Hush as, like, henchmen, and he's just the all-round villain for the season, and the Alice. We assumed that, but they killed him off. Yeah, they killed him way too quickly, and I don't know why. I can't even say that, but he was interesting. There you go. Netlander's, yeah? He had connections to a lot of characters, and, man, there was... It was more to learn about him. I wanted to know about his decade of lifetime between his criminal offenses. I want to know what he did. He's built this whole reputation as this other doctor, unless he just stole that doctor's life, like, last week or something. I don't know. This whiskey Coco made us like the show. Fucking terrible, but it makes for fun, I guess. Yeah. I don't know what to say, other than, I guess, we'll probably just get started here. It's kind of... I'm kind of anxious. I don't even want to hit play, because I know it's the end of Batwoman when I do it. Yeah, it's like when you get to the last chapter of your favorite book, you know? You just kind of want to watch it, but at the same time, you want it to always be there. Oh, boy, I've never felt this way about his show before. As much as people are saying, you know, there's a season two, it's like, guys, it won't be the same show. It's not going to have Ruby Rose, and the writers might, you know, do some different things. It's not... This was all created in one go. It is the end of an era. It really is. This was a show, and I'm so glad we got to experience it together, all because we reacted to a trailer casually after... The timeline for this? I remember that so long ago. The timeline for this is I heard the Aladdin trailer was really bad. I just sent messages out to, I think, Wolf, Rags, and Fringy, and only Wolf and Fringy were around. And so I was like, I want to watch it. I think so? I can't remember who's in that video anymore. Yeah, with the Aladdin one. And we reacted to that, and then we just started reacting to random trailers. If you haven't done it in ages, because it hasn't been trailers for anything. But then we were like, trailer for Batwoman. It's like, should we watch the first episode? Then we did it. We were like, should we watch the second one? Should we watch the third, fourth, fifth, sixth? I think, by the time we got to the second episode, and they shot the petrol tank, and then the car was blown up more. We were at this for the log haul. We knew this was our show. And then Infinity Tizms happened. All we thought was, what should bring me episode? What should bring me this? Do you remember the Infinity Tizm episode beginning with a dragon that turns into like, a iguana or whatever? Gary, you hold this. Yeah, she zooms into a building somehow. Then she just passes a dragon to someone. You're like, right, okay, I got questions. What do I, I'm scared. But yeah, I guess, here we go. So is everyone on zero? Oh, yes, we are. Yeah, oh, 20. Oh, mouse. Oh, mouse. Get ready, gentlemen. Previously on Batwoman. They love this shot so much. Yeah, they spew that a few times now. That wasn't even necessary for information. It's just a shot they like. Why aren't you happier about this? It's something one element kryptonite. How is kryptonite? Nick, we didn't even recount that. How is kryptonite the secret to killing Batwoman? Maybe that's the trick, right? Lucius Fox is, it's a trick, maybe. That's way too spot for this show, isn't it? Oh. Oh, wow. Why would she shot? It was Bruce Wayne's. He lost hope. So, did they actually legit set this up like 10 episodes ago? I don't believe that. Well, they never mentioned it until now. We'll have to see what they do with it. It depends what they do with it. This prison has a button that opens all the doors. Yeah, fucking hell, that was dumb. But I'm confused as to why does Alice want the kryptonite? If for some reason it's Bat. It kills people, girl. Okay, that's something. But I don't know why she wants to kill Super. I guess she's evil. It's snowing in this scene. It won't be in the next one, I bet. Oh, they're keeping it good for now. Oh boy, it's Victor Zazz. Oh my goodness, he's spooky man. Oh, that's not Victor Zazz. He's very fast. Dude, he just chased these people here. They're not even that bothered. They're just like, oh, that's awkward, I guess. Oh, they're running in slow motion. Wow, you just, you can't hold two machetes these days. Um... Move out of the way. Move out of the way. Wow, he didn't even do anything to defend himself. Drop the knife. Oh, a shotgun. Jacob, don't take any shit. Hashtag team, wait. No, just shoot him! So you can send me back down! Why did you... They want to give Jacob an action scene. Wow, he hits the gun out of his hand. Jacob, stop it. We're supposed to be rude with you, buddy. Do something. Oh, fucking Kate Kane. Really? Why are you even here? Kate, I'm so glad you were able to save us. Why does... no. She doesn't even got the suit. Whoa, we already know that she's not above murder anymore. It's a baseball bat now, okay? It's not a shotgun. Oh, man, the innocent guy doesn't care. He's just awkwardly looking at him like, don't hurt me. You've got to let him go. Oh, he got away. You got the suit? You let people get away. Well, I told you to stay in the car. He just kind of did that. She let him get away. I have no idea. Why are you talking? Follow him, pursue him. He's out of the camera that doesn't mean he's disappeared from the universe. They always assume they've disappeared from the universe. That's how it works. I'm confused. Are we doing monster of the week for the finale? Oh, back to Alison Mouse. This'll be good. All right. Why aren't you guys in your warehouse? Yeah, you have like a whole hideout and everything. Where are your team? Where do you get the candles? Have you seen this? The crows have an app now. You just push the button and the ants come marching in. You could do that before with the phone. You would call their number and they'd come. Does he know what night what what is? Can you believe they have these tiny machines where you could call the police? Is that the Alice you want to frolic beside in our wonderland? You got to remember your whole shtick as Alice in Wonderland. They all show me to forget that, don't they? Show me, like, her actress is getting really fucking tired of this. Alice! You kidding me? There's a face! I got you, the journal. I helped you decode it. Because of me. Do you guys notice that Hush is chewing the scenery like crazy and you don't even have a face? That's good. Shoot her dead. That'll get you your face, you stupid idiot. That's why- Oh, wow, that was chill out, dude. Stupid idiot. You can't actually be listening to him. I owe him a face, which means I owe the university more for betterment. Wow, this ADR is weird. You are holding the only shot of Kryptonite on the planet. Alice knows this can penetrate the back suit along with whatever else- Apparently Kryptonite can penetrate the back suit. Well, yeah, that's why she wants it. But we already have things that can penetrate the back suit. Not to mention that all of her is back suit. Once I figure out how to destroy this, Batwoman is as good as invincible. Oh, so Batwoman is just invincible? Look, I'm serious right now. She's Ruby Rose? You can kill her whenever you want. Yeah, whenever she's not in her suit. Shoot her through the window right now. Have a sniper shoot her through the window. This is the final plan for the season for Alice is finding a way to kill Batwoman. Like, what are you thinking? You know she's Cain. I really hope this episode has something for us. Please, what'd you bring me? I'm getting worried that it's not got anything for us. I'm a lesbian. Haha, I don't know about football because I'm a lesbian. Turns out there's a not-so-secret secret to all of his success. Sit with me. Star Wars! You suck! I don't get it. None of us got that. I seriously need to suit up and talk to this brother. Minor Titans were abouts. Are we sure that's the best idea? Commander Cain promised if he ever saw Batwoman again, it'd be war. You don't know my dad like I do. I do, though. He seemed pretty adamant. Isn't she litter- Why wouldn't she know her dad? She would know him better than you do because you haven't been here for ages. That's just false. Have you ever noticed that these two, like, want to face and Jacob don't have many scenes together? Yeah, even though they really should. That is kind of weird. You'd think that they'd be closer than anyone else. I would forget that she's like her stepsister. Well, yeah. So, for people watching, Mary is the daughter of the woman that Jacob was dating and that they've been together for a while, like a long while. They were married. They were married for over a decade. Yeah, so she's been a part of his family for that long and Cain fucked off for like years and she's like, you don't know my dad like I do. He's like, okay. You'd think that he'd want to get in with his stepdaughter and be more close to her. What are you doing? Yeah, I don't think shades will cut it, love. That's not how that works. Oh, he hit quirky music. I think most of the city would be on ready to fucking call her out. Professor Darby, I presume. Yes, I'm a white male. How will I be dying this episode? Oh, he does recognize her, good. I am looking for a little green nugget called Kryptonite. Close green, cuts through anything. That's not what Kryptonite is. That's through anything. Oh, is that what it does? We mixing it up with vibratium now. Hand it over. It was sent back to its owner, Lucius Fox. Ugh. What do you suppose I do? Just waltz into Wayne and ask for it nicely. Aw, come on. Yeah, he does. You're such a white male. She's like a 90-pound lady. You can stop her from killing you. Probably best nobody knows I was here. And with that... Why would you do that? Now he's definitely going to tell everyone. For one, he... He's dead. I don't know. Either way, she telegraphed that for three full seconds and he couldn't do anything about it. Just push her over and run. She's really not that heavy, okay? There's a reason why Buffy has superpowers. What, a hammer? No, just throw it into the ocean. You're in New York, Chicagoland. You're in Gotham. You're next to the ocean. Lock it in a steel box type thing. Put it up your bum, I don't know. Just take it in your hand and throw it into the ocean. It's on playlists, man. Ooh. Ooh. Not a friend's dorm. I come here to the stairs to practice my stairs. There's too much to do in this episode and they're introducing even more stuff now. You're the only family he has left. I don't think he sees it that way. Not after I testified against him. What are those things coming out of your head? Are those horns? Oh my God. Be gone! He pulls out a crucifix. Be gone, foul demon. Every practice, every game, every hit to the head. This is like a real actor. What's he doing in the show? This game turned him into a monster. Then help me make sure he doesn't die one. This game turned him into a monster. Football's bad. Okay. Thanks Batwoman. This is good last episode of material. What is happening? He just walked in with his machetes. We'll just stun him. Use your bat gadgets. Oh. Wow. Stun him with your arm gun. I was going to say you have Betty's sweet grapple. What do you do that with your guns? The machete can cut through metal? Dude, what was she planning on doing? Also, grapple's arranged Batwoman. You didn't have to pull it out when you were a meter away from him. Oh my God. What? Oh, fucking hell. Jesus Christ. Wow, Batwoman. You didn't save this guy. Wow. You abandoned me to a prison. Not this one. Be yours. He's critical. That's the whole idea. He can't play football. Well done, Batwoman. You threw it at his spine so that you could cripple him? Yeah, I mean, that could have very easily killed him. Oh, can you be such a failure as a superhero? Wow, Batwoman. You can stop a guy with a couple machetes. She has all of the gadgets. We've seen many gadgets that would be able to take him out. But no. Batwoman is the reason lunatics like Titan are on the street in the first place. True. Hashtag Team Jacob. I feel sad. Every time they have a good actor, it happens to him whether it's Luke or this guy. How come the only good actors in the show are young black men? And then, you know, Jacob just pulls in the exact same performance constantly. Like, it's this one note thing because you know he doesn't want to be here. Yeah, Batwoman. What did she ever do? That's good. That was Julia. Hey, everyone, hey, Batwoman, everyone's kind of pissed you let that guy get attacked like that. I don't know why they're pissed. This is just part of the course for you. Yeah, it's weird how he's... Machetes that he used, that he cut right from the fucking that grapple thingy. Well, that's what all machetes can do. You can just use metal to cut through metal. You just swing a machete out of gun and it slices it right in half. Also, how long he fought her for? Why did the guy not get away? They say he's a star athlete, but he didn't get very far. He ran like five meetings in one minute. That commuter he beheaded on the subway wasn't just some random guy. He had a connection to Titan. So how did he know to look for him on the subway in that specific spot? And what if he ran out of the... Yeah, then what? He would have thrown a machete out of him. He was the only dude who didn't run, and he's the one he wanted. Apparently the guy whose head got cut off does some brain experiments that made the guy insane. That's what they just said. Oh, okay. You promised me we were going to kill him. We will, but today he has an integral part of my plan. And tomorrow, what then? You want to kill him? He has guns. When does this end? Why do you want him dead so much? Also, why is Miles asking, when does this end? Have they never had this conversation? Is this rabid obsession with your family really worth it if we both end up dead? I suppose it is. Oh, Miles' expiration date, man. I don't know. Uh-oh. She's going to kill him before he leaves. Neverland. Winter Wonderland, Wonderland. Florida. Home Depot, specifically the garden section. Oh my god. Or even just because you really think I can't survive without you. I love that he puts on that fucking vocal fry where he wants to be evil. Forget all this. Come with me. I do have to wonder why she wants to kill Kate so much. She killed Linda. Yeah, Linda. She killed Linda. I don't think her name is Linda, but I'm happy to say it on Linda. Isn't it Linda? Isn't her name Linda? I figure it was Catherine Hamilton, but we're saying Linda because- Fuck it is Catherine Hamilton, Kate. Linda Hamilton is Sarah Connor and that's the name we know better. Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry, Linda Hamilton. It's enough that you have to be a dark fate. You should be associated with that one. It turns out this was his actual brain scan. Oh god. His brain's on weed. He didn't say- He felt it. What do you mean? Are they implying that an inch deep wound in your shoulder would normally stop a hulking seven-foot bodybuilder? It's so weird that I didn't put him down. He's not impervious to being disabled. You can't feel pain. I mean, you can't stop him. That's not how it works. You have the Bat-Cross bow and the Bat-Shot gun and the Bat-Sides. How come you haven't used the Bat-Sides yet, Batwoman? The amount of way she's disabled people across this whole season that she can't think of any of it. Come on. I want this season to end with Jacob and Batwoman having a fistfight. It's the same roof. Don't shoot. I'm here on behalf of Batwoman. Where is she? Where is she? Oh, wow. We talked about how they're actually related. This is the first episode they've actually engaged that. This is crazy. What are the odds of that? Wow. How the hell did she get to you? Can you just please talk to her? We need to talk about time. Wait, was it just running this whole time, the phone? I want to team up. We can take him on together. He's one guy. We'll just shoot him with our bullets. She just said she needs them to take him down. This is so stupid. Dude, Jacob, hell fucking yes, hell fucking yes. What a legend. What? What? No, she doesn't. She consistently kills people. There she is. Then why did you need the phone? I can offer you this. No, don't, Jacob. Don't do it. Don't. She's let so many people die. Jacob is a trick. You can't imagine what she's brought you. Arrest him. Please arrest him. Please arrest him. How do we get him? No! With your gun. Cancel Jacob. He's got controversial tweets. It's called a trauma bond exercise. What is this episode? This is really weird. It's just like a normal shitty episode. I'm not getting finale vibes. It locks us to the caterpillar. The queen. His head is blurry. That's just him. That's just the actor. He just has a blurry head. He's just blurry. He's like Bigfoot. He's just blurry. It binds us to every twisted thing we were forced to endure. Is this some kind of weird sympathy scene and it ends where they're killing him? Please just kill him. Two hours later. He poisoned me. What? Because I couldn't let you leave me here. You didn't give a shit about him for those five years. Are there still people in this world that sympathize with her? Are there actually humans who watch this show and go, yeah, this is really sad. I feel for her. Maus was definitely saner than she was. Just FYI. He wanted to leave and live like a life. He wanted to have a life. And she's just like, no, I have to kill Kate Kane. Though I will admit, his desire to have a life seemed to come out of fucking nowhere. He was totally on board with villainisms and then he's just like, nah. We're just talking over this whole thing. We already know what was going to happen and how it's going to, just get on with this show. She kills him. All right, moving on. Because you've never experienced true betrayal. Slapper in the face. What? She says he's never experienced true betrayal. I feel like this is that. This isn't sad. This isn't sad. I'm confused. Alice is a smorgasbord of fucking emotions. I don't even know if she's actually feeling this and I don't know why she would be. Also, I like how... It's just hard to come back to us like, dude, what the fuck's happening here? She's just standing in the doorway. And then his nose starts bleeding and he's like, oh wait. Where did his nose blood go? He threw it in the fire. I don't care, show. Get on with it. And it burned. Well, that was the main prediction we had. There you go. Oh, remember these two characters? They two are a thing. There's only like 12 minutes left. You think they'd use this set a whole lot more? What do you mean with that woman? The team let the bring down Titan. Two hours ago he said he'd arrest anyone affiliated with her. Now he's tagging her into the ring. Yeah, the writers are confused too. Is this CGI? Guys, can a huge group of soldiers with salt rifles and Batwoman take down one dude? Is it possible? I don't know. Why are you all the way up there? How are you going to get... Oh, I guess she'll jpeg her way down. I don't think this guy's going to show. Could that have anything to do with all the crows you have lying in wait? I'm not standing down in the welter. You're more obvious than any of them. Well, maybe not all of them. Well, these guys are standing around. I don't know if I'd be standing there. Okay, so I... Oh, my goodness. Good thing we have flashlights on our guns. Oh, they shut down the Batcave. What? I guess Alice and Hush are doing that? You kidding me? What? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So, he's just going to walk out there and stab this guy. Guys, it's not pitch black. Stop lying to me. You kidding me? He's knocking the... He's teleporting! He's teleporting! Was he just going to stand there and die? Stop. Shoot him with your gun! Hey, how come the machete can't chop through that? He's so bright! How come we're not going to be able to close with him? There's some lights on in the back. This is so stupid. Oh, my God. Kill him. Kill him. Him, this isn't you! I kill fucking 12 people! Dude, that shot of what he was running across the field. Of course, we got to him. Please chop her head off. Please kill Batwoman and save my lives. He's going to kill himself now. Oh, my God! You didn't have to kill him! He was trying to meet you. He had a machete on you. Wait, they all turned up at the same time and shot him? Wow, in his circle too. Oh, and they've trapped him now. Sweet. I promised you war. This is what it looks like. Yes! No, we're not! Shoot on her fucking lesbian mouse! You can't do this. We're on the same plane. No, the mouse! Wait, what's happening? What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! That's not how that works! Oh, my God. Damn it, Jacob, you had one job. Oh, my God, you had to shoot her in the mouth and he just didn't. Dude, I love the idea that they're like, look how villainous Jacob is. We're like, ooh, Jacob! Yeah, we're like, yeah, go, Jacob, fucking killer! What is it about her? You, now Mary, tell me what I'm missing. With all due respect, sir. Hope. Hope? If it weren't for her, my wife's killer would still be in Arkham. Yeah, that's true. Exactly. Also, I'd like to remind you. Can we have a show about Jacob? Make it Batwoman, ironically. Training all these fucking useless ass telly-tubbies to take down criminals or something. I love that she's the Paragot of Courage and they called her, she's a matter of hope. She's left your show, by the way. Goodbye. Maybe I'm just looking for flaws because I'm terrified of being in a relationship with a woman. Aww. But you weren't with Kate Kane. Yeah, it's the finale. We gotta have big tisms. So in one of my many... This guy just walks in. Aw, this is my computer. This is my desk, guys. Can you see what's on those screens? It's all just gobbledy computer stuff. Then why did you go this far? Why did you do that? Why would you lie about her name? I don't want to tell you more. Here's the files I keep. Season two, set up season two, set up season two. These were left at my hotel this morning. Okay. Evil stalker photos. Someone took photos of you? Oh my god. Guys, this could be like her last scene. Do you need this? For all the bullet wounds. I want Mary to just be like, you are really bad at your job. Like, there's a breeze. People respected Bruce. You're awful. Yeah, Batman wants it getting shot. It's all you do, drink and be gay. I actually pictured myself coming out to him as Batman one day. I looked him in the eyes, and I believed him. Yeah, he's clearly better than you. Yeah, if you weren't so shit at your job, maybe he'd be more supportive of your heroic endeavors. You can't keep letting criminals go. Oh my god, this whole scene is like Jacob sucks. It's like, no he doesn't. Everything he's done is pitiful. Yeah, he's absolutely right. Guys, the theme is betrayal. Oh my goodness, it's about betrayal. How Mouse was betrayed, and Kate Kane feels betrayed, and how Batwoman was betrayed this video. In his mind, Batwoman is just as crazy as Alice. He's wrong. Yeah, she is. Well, I mean, I'm writing on the evidence available. It would be reasonable to assume that you're both fucking bonkers. Where's Luke? Yeah. Where's the character we actually... Oh, there he is. Am I interrupting? Yes. Come in. Please stay. May I present to you... Peanuts. What is that? That's kryptonite. I figured out how to destroy it. You figured out how to destroy kryptonite. More like 40,000 tons of compressive force. Just a really expensive hammer. Yeah. Why did she take your credit for this? It wasn't an obvious choice to just crush it. Yeah, that would be everybody's assumption is a possibility. Calm down, Mary. This is what's left of the only thing on Earth that can penetrate the Bat suit. What are the other things that can? Okay. I needed that. Yeah, I was like, how am I going to kill you? What if we need that? Surely if superwoman walks into this fucking room, she'll start to keel over, right? This room is now a permanent life, yeah. Look, it's a picture of why the things were better. Do you ever dress like a normal person? No. No more secrets. She leaves this show after this scene. Normal secrets, fuck y'all. This sucks, I'm out. So they're keeping... Wait, what is this? Oh my God. Where did you get that? The same way Bruce did. Alternate universes? A friend gave it to me for safekeeping in case she ever lost her way. Imagine entrusting anything to Kate Kane. It's not mine to destroy. Kate, if that gets into the wrong hands, it'll kill you. Oh my God, you're all so stupid. Kate Kane is very killable anyway. Yeah. I love to do this. If we have this incredibly powerful alien go rogue, this can kill them. However, if we keep it... If we keep it, it could kill me. It's like, okay. The fucking letter opener could kill you. I might want to put that in a bad cave by the way and not just on the random phone. Aww, what did you bring me? I thought these might interest you. Collected them from the arena. Pokemon cards, I found them in my closet. Look, there's a game ghost in there. This is our first edition, oh. That in particular is a slug from a desert eagle. Whoa. Desert eagle can shoot through anything. Well, no it can't. That's not true at all. No, that's not true at all. I'm going to need to find something stronger. Oh! Like Kryptonite. Sorry sir, she's left the show. I must admit Tommy, I find you to be one of the most lonesome men in Gotham. Is it going to be mouse's face? No way. Why would he ever want that? Well, what's his deal right? He hates Bruce Wayne, so maybe no. Oh fuck. Is Bruce Wayne's face? Oh no, no, no, no, no. No. Actually no, no, no. What did you do? I made all your dreams come true. Oh fuck. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my god. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh no, no, no, no. No! Oh no. That's the sound of frigging drag to hell. Oh dear, cousin Kate. Shit. I like how Kryptonite didn't exist like at all until they just decided that was the thing everyone needs. Wow, this show. They ended it like that. Wow. It's like a normal shitty episode. They've got to ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation. They've got to destroy it. Oh my god. Shit. Wow, that was alright. I can't wait to see what they're going to do to Bruce Wayne. No! I've got to leave it. You can't. I like it when the show doesn't fuck with Batman or any of the stuff to do with him. So I can divorce it. Nah. I'm not. I don't know if I want season two. Got it. No, you made a promise. You made a pact, a blood pact. Don't worry, you'll have a long time to cool down. Whoa. That woman's season one. Oh boy. What an insane idea for a finale. There's a dude with machetes. Yeah, it's pretty bad, isn't it? Machete man runs around killing people. Like he's teleporting around invisibly. Dude, that fucking scene was so fucking funny. There was like, we were saying surely there's no way that this guy with machetes can just kill everybody who has all of these guns and go to the middle of the field and manage to stab a guy. Sure enough. I don't know what they were thinking. Do they think that this every person who's a bad guy can just super travel? Yeah, like he's teleporting across the stands. Dude, we're never going to run. Dude, we're never going to run. I've never seen a big machete. You all machete-wielding, black linebacker, running down the football field, Naruto running. Oh my goodness. Yelling at the top of his lungs. Oh, I'm sure. I've got to put this in my video somehow. Imagine, like, they're going to make the first one the bad guy. Oh yeah, they're definitely going to make him the bad guy. You're going to make Bruce Wayne the bad guy. It's bad enough they're trying to already turn him into an incompetent buffoon idiot as it is. Now it's just, oh, fuck me. That's going to be really bad. Yeah. He knocks them out when they are this far away from each other within about, I'm going to be generous and say 10 seconds. Yeah, I know. It's making it impossible. Sonic the Hedgehog. There's no person, it's just a light that goes out, even though they're next to white stairs, so there's just nobody there when it goes out. There's just clearly nobody there. He's like a force of nature. Oh, that rut is so funny. What were they thinking? Christ, this is some really bad art. You guys fucked up. This guy cleared the distance between these two lights in two seconds. Yeah. That's like a vehicle speed. I don't even know that a vehicle could do it. And then you see him when he's actually on the field going super slow and limping. Yeah. They're like, wow, how fast are you? I don't even know. He limped even though he could teleport. It's so stupid. And then he's got his machete almost at his neck and they all shoot him dead and she's like, what are you doing? They will start shooting at her and they're trying to play it off as if this was the wrong decision. Dude, the way they filmed them shooting it was so awkward. If one of them had just tackled her, it would have been over, but they let her escape. And also, they were all standing in a circle, so they could have very easily killed each other shooting at her. Absolutely. If you missed, you would have hit the guy on the other side. They did the fucking meme, too, where all of them have assault rifles and desert eagles. He always has a pistol. Also, can I just highlight how fucking pathetic does this material look and it's protecting her from bullets? That's bulletproof, guys. That looks like shammy, like what you use to wash cars. Shamwow? It soaks up blood, it soaks up bullets. Nothing can get through Shamwow. It smokes up the blood of all the innocents you like to murder. Dude, it is tinted a bit red. I think that's what that is. I love Jacob's expression, too. When they're all unloading, he's just like, this is it. It's time. Well, it's a good thing if someone with a machete didn't cut that grappling hook in half. This one here, it's okay, though, because they're just using guns and bullets. They're not using a machete. I like how what she grappled onto was extremely far away. She fired and went up straight away, pretty much. Is there a worse superhero than Batwoman? Dude, it would be tough for me to think of one. Because the only suggestion I'd have is Captain Marvel, but even she still gets the job done. Captain Marvel still is effective, at least. She could still beat the bad guys. At least she knows she's not going to help the bad guys. And this is what it means. It's insane, right? Because in Spider-Man Homecoming, when Peter makes the mistake with the ferry, it's like a big deal and nobody died, and it was still a big deal. Nobody died, but it was a big deal because somebody could have. People get away with stuff constantly, and then it's like, oh, well, you know, it's hope. Hope of what? Yeah, Jacob and Luke were okay with. Luke is an actual good actor, and Jacob, as a character, is often framed as the bad guy, but we agree with him on mostly everything. Yeah. All of the bad guys have been terrible, like, staggeringly. We still got to now re-deal with Magpie, Hush, but Hush Bruce Wayne. I wonder how long they'll drag that out. I want it to be like, go away. It's like the worst thing ever. I want it to go away immediately. Maybe he's crossing the street and he gets run over by a semi-trailer. Anything to get rid of it as soon as possible because I don't know if I can deal with that. They certainly didn't bank on mouse analysis relationship ending. They didn't do much with that at all. It was just a scene where she's like, I guess it's time for you to die. Okay. Yeah, it's over. I guess we now all of a sudden care about this. It seems like they run out of ideas constantly, and then invent things to just pat it out because they got 20 episodes, but they didn't plan a story to encompass the whole thing. Yeah. This doesn't feel planned. This doesn't feel like a season finale at all. Yeah. Like they show that scene where it's like, oh, she gave me this kryptonite. So I don't think you plan this. I don't believe that you plan this. Yeah. You didn't give a shit until you just decided all of a sudden kryptonite needed to be important. And that was it. And you can't tell me that kryptonite's what you need. Even though we know that's not true. Yeah, exactly. We've seen guns that can penetrate the suit. I guess maybe Alice thinks that she gets like double XP if she kills Batwoman in the suit. Like it's an achievement she gets. Achievement unlocked. Hardest possible thing to have done. I just see this. They ran out of ideas on what to do with Alice. They're like, she just wants to kill Batwoman in her suit now. You're like, okay. Let me see some of the good reviews here. Five stars. It's about to coordinate the text on the show across the internet by the anti-gay lobby. This is how we go. What? Of course. That's the rest of the Arrowverse. Oh, so it's all terrible. Amazing. Indeed better in many respects. Good scripting. Excellent storylines. And hits at many of the realities of the world we live in. Such as the disagreement between GCPD and the Gotham public about Batwoman herself. Excellent show. And please that it has got a second season even if the trolls seem to have managed to get Ruby Rose away from the lead. Ah, those damn trolls. I don't know how we did that. That's not even the reason that happened. Do you like because she like injured herself on that show? Yeah. Good plot, good acting. It's been said to see all the homophobics in capital letters coming out of their shells and giving unjustified one-star reviews just because the main character is LGBT. Well, a one out of five is a two out of 10 and that's what we think the show is, so yeah. This is a post. Why are the writers against a recast? Alice's face-swapping talents could easily explain a recast. It's like, I don't... No, I don't think... Put her face off and then put a new face on it. She just wears a different face forever. You're a new actress. That's not a way to explain it at all. Also, that tells you why these shows suck that the audience are willing to eat it up. Just do the face thing. It'll be great. Just swap the face and it's okay. Thanks for watching, I guess. Thanks so much for taking this journey with us. We feel a little exasperated and confused. Who knows where EFAT Mini will go until Season 2 arrives? And who knows if Ringy will be alive by the time that happens so he can enjoy with us? Yeah. That's a whole season of TV with just supercuts of us laughing at it. That's an amazing thing that happened. I hope this show never ends. I hope it becomes the new days of our lives and it just goes on forever and ever and we never lose the horribleness. Hope you all had lots of fun. I suppose this is goodbye to Batwoman Season 1. See you in 5 at Women's Season 1. Until we meet again, we'll be back. We'll be watching. I missed that. I got the red. Wait, which one are we doing? You know, when they do the emotional ending, they'll take the original song and slow it down to a piano? That's what I was doing. That's what they do for Batwoman. It's a hobo just trying to sing it. You get me bubbles, right? What was the worst episode? I can't remember. I think we'd be able to pick if we could remember them. It's memory sludge in my brain. Yeah, it's all mixed together. How much 20 episodes of us laughing at a really bad show? What is your life? Imagine all the stuff that doesn't make it into the final cut. We have to live through that. You can't even imagine. Alright, goodbye. Goodbye.