 Into the remnants of this IRS tax news. There's no news today, so we'll go into just a random joke. Encounters with the IRS remind me of the old Star Wars scene where Darth IRS is like, when last we met, I was but a learner, but now I am the master. Now give me your money. Only a master of evil Darth IRS, but wait a second. We met just last week and you kicked my butt, took my money, dragged me through flames and stuff just to humiliate me. Don't you remember Darth IRS? I mean honestly, you've been doing it on a bi-weekly basis for years. I haven't actually won a fight against Darth Taxes since back at that tea party thing. When I straight up cut off Darth Taxes dirty dang tax collecting hand using my bright blue lightsaber of liberty. Dear God, when did I become so pathetic? But know this, strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Yes, I'll even be able to tie my own shoelaces again. Even though ghosts don't really need shoelaces or shoes. Darth IRS is like the tax emperor will show you the true nature of the dark side. Who is this tax emperor really? Nancy Pelosi? The true nature of the dark side being of course big out-of-control wasteful bureaucratic government, but still the tax emperor will show you the true nature of the dark side because it seems Star Wars is truly dead. Although even Darth Vader turned to the light at the end, maybe someday in the future in a galaxy far far away there will be a new hope and then we could just watch that because they're killing Cudoby.