 I don't want to make this video, bro. Oh, I don't want to make this video. I literally don't. I really do not want to make this video. Hey, calm down. This is truly the hardest video I've ever had to make. I'm gonna divorce my wife 10 years from now and explaining that to you guys will be easier than this. By the time we utilized Olaf for a video, he was the down bad police. Today he will be the cringe buffer. He'll be saving me when the content gets so unbearable that I just have to look away. Oh my God, if you thought TikTok was bad. Oh, disgusting. Get ready for a whirlwind. Get ready for your whole life to get turned upside down. Get ready for Hurricane Katrina times a hundred. Ah, YouTube shorts. It seemed like after TikTok completely blew up. Companies like Instagram and YouTube very shamelessly decided to implement their own short video feature. Honestly, it's incredible that it took companies this long. Vine was so popular and there's like three or four years between the next big thing. Who knows who cares? The point is, they shamelessly created a feature to let people share these short videos. Now the problem with YouTube shorts, and this is so ironic coming from YouTube, is there is absolutely no incentive to make original content or good content. Now TikTok may be some of the lowest IQ people on the planet, but it does have original creators who make funny stuff. YouTube shorts is just the hazardous dumping ground for the worst of the worst TikToks. And the reason I say that's ironic, do you guys remember the video where I was reacting to very cringy TikToks? Well, I cooked Tony Lopez at the end of that. I didn't even know Tony Lopez was that famous, but this dude is famous, famous. He tried to copyright claim my entire video. There was a week time span where Tony Lopez was getting all the revenue from that video because YouTube approved his claim. I had to call my YouTube guy and be like, whoa, not cool. That's a 10 second clip of an 11 minute video and I transformed the content. I was bullying him, but I transformed the content. I ended up winning the claim. That's not really the point. The point was YouTube is a platform where musicians, artists, pretty much anybody can copyright claim small portions of a video, but take all the money for it. And yet YouTube implements YouTube shorts, a place where you can actually just steal somebody's TikTok, upload the entire thing and get millions of views. And I thank God that YouTube shorts is in beta still. If you look at the YouTube shorts thing, it says beta, meaning there's a chance they don't actually keep this on YouTube. I'm hoping they don't, because I already have to delete TikTok to get that shit away from me because it's so toxic and such a time sink. And now it's all over my YouTube. Dude, I don't even know how I get on the YouTube shorts page, but today's video will be going through just the worst content there is, which comes from YouTube shorts. And honestly, the beauty of this video is I don't have to do any searching. Hold up, let's put Olaf back here. God, he's got such a wagon. Sexy ass, no man. The thing about TikTok is I do have to do a little bit of searching. Here and there I'll find the girl shaking her ass, whatever, I can go through a page, make fun of it. With YouTube shorts, that's all of it. It takes no time to find something that makes you question your existence. You know, you think Thanos is the villain and then you download YouTube and you see YouTube shorts and you realize who's actually the hero. This is why we need the Thanos snap. Let's begin. So many red flags here. Bug workout moment. I have no idea what that could possibly mean. Doesn't show me the amount of dislikes. I can tell this is gonna be horrible. Let's just go. Why are we here, bro? How did you convince five people to do this with you? What is in the water in Russia? Don't tell me all their videos are like this. Awkward moment, 1.2 million views. Do I even watch it? Should I even put myself in this position? Let's go. That is so disgusting that I'm like pissed off. What's the idea that her electric vibrator remote controller was on the ground in the middle of the gym? How did you convince this girl to be in on this? That's what I don't get, bro. I need to go through the comments to feel better about myself. TikTok is the reason why aliens never came. Bingo. Every time I watch this, my brain cells are getting slaughtered. I like how the random four-year-old in the background is literally in better shape than the fitness TikTok guy. I do TikTok aliens that are feeling depressed. If you ever feel useless, just remember that these guys exist. Oh boy, this is gonna be good. I've been paralyzed for four years from a neck down due to a car crash. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs. I suffered from schizophrenia and many stressing mental illnesses. Yesterday, I was saved by a miraculous doctor. The first thing I do is check my phone to see what happened to the world. First thing that I see is this. I get paralyzed again. All mental health issues double in severity and I started collapsing and having seizures on the floor. Thanks, dick cock. Yes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Now here is the other crazy thing about this to me that I will never understand. Like, I truly don't get it. If I were to show this to any of my friends or if any of you were to show it to any of your friends, everyone who sees the video is gonna be like, holy shit, this video is horrible. It's so bad. It's so unfunny. How do these people have a decent sized platform, right? But then it has 1.2 million views and it has 25,000 likes. Who though? I can get that some of the views are from people like me who are just cringing at it or just popped up, but like 25,000 people consciously upvoted this video. Not the cap. Ha ha ha ha. Who are you? I don't wanna know if aliens exist. I don't wanna know about the Big Bang Theory. I don't wanna know about evolution. I wanna know who are the people that find this entertaining. Show me that person. I will die happy. Funny moment. Ha ha ha ha ha. This is gonna be in my nightmares, bro. I'm not even kidding. I'm gonna have nightmares about this. I might have found like Hikki the worst channel. This is horrible. Okay, okay. How do you become this person that does this, bro? I want a documentary showing me everything that happened in this person's life that led them to this. That's a felony. You're committing a felony for an awkward funny moment, hashtag shorts, YouTube shorts. Okay. This guy himself is not the worst offender of like making shitty content. You are just the worst offender of the most low effort BS ever. What is this? Why would I follow you, bro? You made the videos worse. If it was just a compilation of people doing like moderately cool things, I would already call that like five out of 10 entertainment. Those are okay videos. Why are you giving me your thumbs up rating? I don't give a shit. Nobody gives a shit. You literally are just stealing people's content and pretty much blankly staring at the screen. Why would I follow you, bro? Yo, by the way, boys, there's like generic TikTok audios on all these because these are literally just videos ripped directly from TikTok, right? So if there's no audio on some clips or it's distorted, that's why. Cause like I said, people will fully copyright claim and take the monetization for the entire video because like 10 seconds of it has their audio. It's total bullshit. OMG roach prank in public funny TikTok hashtag shorts. I would bet my whole life that this is not funny. Usually you can just tell the comments though. Like if you ever get stuck on YouTube shorts, just go to the comments first. Smoking won't hurt my child. 20 years later. Okay, that was your fucking prank. That was it. It was probably just him by himself. Probably didn't even have his actor. Oh God, that was so bad. Okay, number one, 162,000 likes on that. But then look at these comments. Like maybe that's why it is. This is reaching like global audiences who have completely different developed humor. Could that be it? The only reason I say this is cause these comments give me that vibe. It's just a spam of emotes and a bunch of pyroglyphs. I hate to be insensitive, but that's what it looks like to me. Laughing face, crying face, TTT, ah. I did not see that coming. How did you not see that coming, Lena? What did you expect? What were you expecting? That is a funny prank. When a cockroach that is flat and slightly bent is on a toilet seat, colon, colon. Meanwhile, same person entered the toilet. That's what I said, Jamie, thank you. If that was Superman, House Crane, what the fuck? What is this, bro? I feel like I'm not supposed to be seeing these comments. I feel like I'm on the dark web right now. How did you get into the woman's bathroom? Why are you asking? And why do you assume it's the woman's bathroom? Lots to ask about that comment right there. Place your bets on how horribly unfunny this is. I asked, ah, a few days, so I'm gonna see if I can just, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh God, I'm not doing that one again. It was pretty bad, but it was at least kind of wholesome. I liked the doctor's laugh. I'll give this one a pass. I'll not give this a try for sure. Those were shoelaces that- You made the video worse, bro. This is such a low form of content. Oh yes! I love that people agree with me on this fucking app, bro. On TikTok, I don't see it as much. How to be a parasite and leech off others' content 2021. Thank you, bro. At the end of the day, I really just hope YouTube does not go through with YouTube shorts. What is this, bro? This is such shit. You're just putting your face in the corner of other people's content and adding text. Like this is Facebook material shit. I just froze my pants last night. All right. Okay. I kind of liked that. All right! I kind of liked that. All right, number one broke. I don't know why I needed three outfits for that TikTok, honey. How dumpster fire does this have to be? This account is literally account that just steals TikToks, hosts them on their YouTube shorts in hopes that they blow up. We're getting like 3K, 6K. This one's got 10K. And then this one that I'm looking at here has like what? This one has to have a lot of views. This guy has 62,000 likes because we stan girls and guys who are loyal. Okay. If you say stan, I want a restraining order. This dude just popped up on my thing again. It's really doing the TikTok algorithm for me. Best oddly satisfying video with Oceanic vibes. Okay. I think the rule of thumb should be if you make the video worse, like just take it down. You're pissing me off, bro. After I'm done filming this, I'm going to go have dinner. Sweet dude. I don't give a fuck. I literally don't give a fuck and nobody does. Stop. This is so degenerate. Dude, that word just like oozes out of my mouth every time I make one of these videos. Degenerate. This is what these people make me feel like. I'm unbelievably mad right now. I'm seething with anger. So many red flags here. Who is this content for? Are you actually sitting here making YouTube shorts for six year olds? Is that what you're doing? I am so pissed off through the bed. What do you mean? You actually think someone broke into your home and is hiding under your bed, grabbed your foot and your reaction is to fucking pitter patter like a six year old and call for your boyfriend and you disabled the comments because you are a cook. You know what? If you are becoming successful, you're making a lot of money on the internet, you're putting your family in a better position, you're being financially responsible and you make dog shit content, fine. You know what? Congratulations. I'm proud of you for finessing the system. But if you're going to make dog shit content and not accept the consequences, not accept that I'm going to cook your dumb ass for how shitty it is, you're going to disable your comments. Oh, it makes me so mad, bro. That gets me grinded more than anything is that they'll disable the comments, bro. Like, you know this is dog shit. You don't care. You have no pride in what you're doing. Clearly you don't care. And you disabled the comments. Oh. Ooh, the rest of his content looks bad. Was there any purpose to that video? You just want to show up, they have access to a Ferrari and can do a back handspring? What's the content here? He has actually making content for four year olds. He's a kid's channel, right? Is that the idea here? Although low key, I wish I could do something like this with my wiener. That'd be really cool because it's really small. All right, I can take one more before I actually go into like anaphylactic shock. I'm serious. Oh, not this dude. He really algorithmed me, bro. This dude algorithmed me. Wow, I get algorithmed by this guy too. What is she even looking at? He's not even that built. Bro, I'm tiny. I'm built bigger than this dude. You don't actually believe you're built, right? I mean, if the point of your content is to piss so many people off that they share it and talk about it and get you your views and your likes, whatever, then you're doing it. Like, you're totally doing it. You don't actually think you're built, right? I know high schoolers are more built than this dude. Oh, what do you mean? Oh my God, I should have ended there, but I can't give this dude the satisfaction of ending it there. So I gotta find something else. Got my ass four times, bro. At this point, I'm not even mad at him, bro. That was the sixth one. Reaction lab, I'm proud of you, bro. You got my ass six times. Not only is this one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen in my whole life, but you subjected your mother. The woman who birthed you, the woman who carried you around for nine months in a womb, the woman who raised you, you subjected her to this. I can't take it anymore. YouTube, I love you. I love everything you do for the most part. Seriously, I'm not some big YouTube hater. It's my career, right? But if you go through with YouTube shorts and it continues to look like this, I will make so many videos cooking you. Absolutely cooking. You know what? Actually, you might as well go through with it because I can use the content. I'll take it, man. I just had to make this video. It had to be done. All right, boys. Hey, stay away from YouTube shorts unless you just want to hate yourself or you're really dying to cringe for some reason. And that's going to be it, you know? Sunsetting here in Hawaii. Beautiful day. Actually, I'll go show you guys a view for me. I'm gonna flex on you for a little bit. Wow, the sun really is about to set right now. Ooh, it's going to go on the surface. It is a beautiful surface. All right, boys. I appreciate y'all for watching. That's gonna conclude this video. I'm gonna get you guys a day in the life of Hawaii pretty soon here. Although, not for a day like today. I spent the whole day filming, but that's okay because I bulked it out. Now I can enjoy myself. All right, hey. I love you, boys. Stay away from YouTube shorts. Have a great day. Peace.