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Yeah, we could vote to put you in the brig right now and there'd be nothing you could do about it. Could you actually? Yeah, watch. Oh god, I just got teleported. So is this just my gameplay experience? Yeah, this is it. I'm just stuck in the cell. Kevin, that's a rock and get it out. Artie, you're already down there. Start repairing it. In my opinion, she's fucked Artie. I'm sorry. We got to go. A bad end ship and we actually are going the right way. Who knows to be honest with you, Max? Let me check the map guys. Mutinia rock or Cutless K. We're going completely the wrong direction. Okay, 180. I'll give it a 180. What is the minimum time that he has to serve? I just voted to release him. So you're saying you need my vote? Yeah, I need Kevin's vote. Is this the island we're supposed to be at? Who fucking knows to be honest? There's enemies here. I hear a snake. It's Artie. Kevin, you keep calling me the villain and all the time I play together. I don't appreciate it. Dan, the villain. We just need to kill him. We're done now. We need to go. Are you ready? Is there no treasure at all? No, it's a two-parter, so we need to get another skeleton now. People are saying there was a skull, but I refuse to believe it. How are we going the opposite way to what we need to be right now? You said go right, didn't you? Yeah, but I think we hit so much shit. We're literally going to collide with the island we were on a second ago, I think. Oh, that was satisfying. Oh, very kind. I've decided Max is done looking for the skull. Oh, thank you very much. Yummy. I'm going to go see if the oven works. I've never tried it. No, no, Kevin, that's my bird. I got hit by lightning again. Yeah, I did too. Wait, you're dead? I got struck by lightning twice. I specifically say it doesn't hit the same spot twice. We can harpoon that chest. I missed lightning because the ship moved. Don't blame the ship. We weren't even moving that time. This is just sad. Pet was in it actually. Hang on. He's still on the beach. I can't put him. Oh, there we go. Perfect. I didn't make any air holes in that chest, so he's going to die, but he's still alive at the moment. You're like on a flight and you go up into the cockpit. You see this? Just sort of front of the pilot. Cut the space where we're going, yeah? Oh, it's on our right. Yeah, it should be on our right. Wait, that's it? Just to the right? There's a bit of show here, but I'm sure it'll be fine. Now we don't have to swim at all. Is this the first one? This is the one we were on first, not the second one. Wait, how have we been to this island three times? Mutant air rock, the one beneath this one. Our team were going, getting the car. A bit of show coming in. Oh, thank God. That was just a speed bump. That was nothing. Ignorant. We're going the wrong way. We need to go south-east, right? Okay. No, I needed to turn unless I wanted to. You can't just 180 a ship, okay? It needs to turn. Oh, with any luck, we'll end up with a different island this time, though. Honestly, I think we need someone who's halfway competent. Akira does know what she's doing when it comes to this. She's muted by the server every time she comes in here. What is it? What are you doing to deserve this? What, what did I do? I haven't, why? She's screaming, mute her, Tati. Akira, we ended up on, we tried to go to a two-powder quest. There was two islands we had to go to. We somehow ended up at the first island three times in a row without intending to. And with that, I'm taking my first shot. Cheers, man. I'll just take two. Do you want to try the quest, like the tall tail? Sure, I'm down for anything. Yeah, searching those barrels, we need everything. I'm sleeping in the bar. I'm helping. It's like, Kevin, what were we doing out here? A lot more. Yeah, a hell of a lot more. Oh, Kevin, you're asleep. Yeah, I'm very sleepy. Come sleep next to me. Am I the only one gathering supplies right now? Wait, let me check what time it is. What time is it? It's bedtime. I don't know how to get back up the mountain. Do you need me up there? It's not up a mountain. Where are you? Wait, you're behind the bar. Sometimes a hill looks like a mountain, you know? Yeah, it depends on perspective, doesn't it? It's all about how you look at life. We have 33 planks, that's pretty good. That's not pretty good. Is it not? We usually only have like five. If we need wood for the bottom of the ship, we can start removing it from the top of the ship. Oh, there's a ship behind us. Should we say hello? We're going to make new friends. Can we ask them to come on our ship? Yeah. Yes. We've died amid you, Captain. Everything's fine. Get out the megaphone, all three of you. Just stand on the edge. Just shouting help. That's how I usually make friends. Help me. Help. Please come back. We want to be your friend. They're probably just on the ship. Like they sound a little needy. I don't know if I want to get involved with them. Oh, that looks pretty good, Kevin. Please come back. Please. We need you. Please. Please. They think we're going to attack them. Yeah, that's the problem. So we need to get on board and prove that we're not going to. By force. Oh, they're coming. They're coming. Oh, great. Why is it gone so murky? Oh, we're at the end of the wall. Oh, that's why they're turning. I was wondering. Oh, no. Wait, what? Oh, no, we're running. Harpoon them, Max. Harpoon them. You want me to jump back? I'm sorry. This was an accident. Oh, this was legitimately an accident. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys. We're actually here to help. I'll help repair. I'll help repair. I have no planks, so I'll just motivate you. Great job, gang. You're doing good. No, don't hit me. Oh, you've made a powerful but stupid enemy today. Oh, Kevin, after he fired himself into their ship, like, these guys are assholes. I was literally, like, after we rammed their ship and caused catastrophic damage, I was only saying nice things, and they still killed me. Oh, look at that. Yeah, get them, Sharky. Get them. They deserve it. They're screaming mercy. Oh, now you're screaming mercy, are you? Pop in the rock. Use it to turn. Okay. Yeah, use the rock to turn. I missed it. I missed it. The rock is too small. There's another ship here. Let's recruit the sloop. Yeah, I'll shout propaganda at them as we pass. Oh, fuck. I'm just going to miss them. Oh, no. Oh, no. Guys, come back. I've fallen overboard on my ship. Please help me. I'm a different guy from earlier. I just sound the same. Oh, wait, they sunk. What's that? What the hell? Do you reckon they're not on the ship? Were they just selling stuff? I think they might have left. Maybe it was a decoy. You know what? That's a victory. Yeah, we've won. There's a sloop behind us. Let's get those fuckers next. Listen, you had nothing to do with this board. This stuff. We want to attack someone. I love the story mode in this game. It's really fun. Oh, shoot. I forgot all about that. No. Oh, yeah, you can't read. Sorry. Journal of the pirate lord voyage for the shroud breaker. My turn. Very close. His sales pointed the wrong way. I don't think they're the brightest pirates. Maybe they will be a friend. This is the SS no mercy. Would you like to be friends? Key, we'll turn a little left. You're pulling one out. Welcome, friend. We did a transfer. Now I'm your friend. Sorry. Goodbye, my previous crew. He's just accepting it. He's just going with you. Hey, buddy. Now I'm your crew member. I don't do much, but I'm nice to look at, I guess. He just said, okay. He said, okay, where is my friend? He gave me their can. So I'm launching him out of the can. Oh, there you go. Thank you. Guys, could we maybe pick up the rest of my friends? They miss me a lot. I'm kind of the glue that was holding the crew together. It's six people. Like we don't all have roles. We can all find a role. We've got Max who sleeps a lot. I can play instruments. We could have a chef. That would be fun. Yeah, this is great. This is going to be good. How many accordions do you need in a band? There's never enough. That's always my complaint about bands. Did this guy's other crewmate make it out alive? Ah, who knows? Neither of them are here. How? Oh, dear. Oh, no, they're on the ship. We're going to go get that Reaper Chester. They're just going to be like, oh my god, those are the smartest pirates I've ever met. That elaborate ruse to steal their treasure. Like we have their treasure on the ship. I was just destroying our old ship for the joke. I didn't expect them to die. Yep. Task failed successfully. Oh, he's here. Welcome back. We were so scared. We're going to get a Reaper's Chest for you. You will be allowed to sell it. We're not in this for the money. We're in it for the friendship we make along the way. There's a ship off to a right. Let's expand our crew. Right, right. Locking right. That's our crew. Raise the anchor. All I can see is Max's ass. Because, wait, what? Lightning. This is your karma for blocking my vision. This is the SS No Mercy. Please join our crew. We will use force. Here, I'll give you a hand if you need this. Don't worry. I got you back. I've already helped you guys more than I helped my regular crew, which is wild. Do you guys want to be friends? They're leaving. Raise the anchor. I'm being kidnapped. Guys, I think this might be the people from before. Is it the people who we attacked? These are my friends. Don't worry. They don't attack. They're really nice. But they're leaving. I'm slightly worried, guys, because if they kill me, I'm not going to spawn with you anymore. Please accept our love. And you can keep Kevin if you accept our love. It's okay. They killed me. Why did you talk about love? They killed me. They killed me out of nowhere. I was just playing songs. Don't worry. I've successfully handbraked the ship twice. And now I'm on the way. I just need to go straight. That's Kevin. Yeah, it's me. Wait, you're not even on the wheel. I know. That's how competent I am. I got it. Hello, everyone. Are we going to move on to this ship now? I mean, do we still have friends on that? That was our friend. Wait, where did he go? He just fired himself out of the cannon. I don't know where he's going. Maybe he's just chosen to drown. Oh, wait, I see. I mean, he's swimming towards us slowly. You don't think he's upset that we took his ship? No, no, no, no. No, couldn't be, couldn't be. Wait, what is that? Uh-oh. We've been betrayed. You bastard. I'm still reviving you. Yeah, that's right. You can't just die. You got to answer for what you just did. What did you do? We cared for him so much. I rubbed his belly when he was sad, and now he does this. Why would he do that? I don't know. I mean, we can just destroy his ship now. Okay, I think that's enough cannonballs, Lads. Why the fuck did... We're in this together now. No. The captain goes down with the ship, R.T., sorry. The crew's morale is so low right now. Look at Max. He can't even bring himself to get off the deck. All he does is just lay there. There's someone in the captain's corner. Say it. What the hell? Just destroy him. The poor fucker slept through the whole thing. Wait, everybody get out your megaphone. Sir, we didn't realize... WAKE THE FUCK UP! I'm sorry, but due to your teammate's betrayal, you gotta walk the plank. Follow me. Do you have any words to say? We want to savor this moment. What are your final words? Something deep. Come on. You gotta walk off, man. This is just awkward if you don't... I can't believe Kevin's dead. It's just you and me now, buddy. That whole walk the plank thing. Sorry about that. I'm gonna have to use you as a flotation device. I'm sorry. Is that the same guy who blew up the ship? I thought it was his crewmate, because there was two of them. They fucking bombed us and then just went to nap. You know, after gunpowder went off, he must have just taken a nap, and we didn't realize he was here. See, well, that's a long day of sabotage. I'm pooped and it's gone straight to the bed. Ship on the left. Oh, not again. We are the SS No Mercy. I got some of their treasure. Some of the treasure fell off. I got a skull. Yep. This is your treasure. Oh, look, the skull is sleeping. Yeah, I talked him in. You like it? I do. Oh, I want to sleep. That's a bit of a skull fetish. Oh, no. To bed you go. I'll put it closer. There. Thank you. Oh, that's very cute. Look at my makeup. Oh, you look lovely. You're a mighty Irish pirate now, I see. I look better with the lights off. Hold on. Are we at the volcanoes? I'll just stay here. We're almost there. I'm so excited. OK, well, we're close. I know that much, but I can't see it. Wait, what's that light? Oh, that might be land. I would just, oh, it's a rock. Oh, oh, we're very close to it now. You good? Yeah. I think we should stop there. Yeah, we're almost there. Yep. Let's get Kevin. Oh, my God. OK. That was a good view of the volcano, anyway. Jesus Christ. That is actually perfect. Oh, my little feet. Oh, what a bad day to be naked. Oh, I'm dying. It's again kind of dicey on the ship, guys. Don't worry, I'm spawning back with you, and I'm going to help you. It doesn't sound good. Oh, no, this is not good. What have you done with the place, RT? I realize now we weren't going through a fog cloud. It was an ash cloud. Oh, of course.