Check out http://read-weep.com for more about Sarah Palin's Alaska and other bad TV shows, movies, and books. The music video to the MC 'e' smash hit "(Sarah Palin) You Should Run." MC 'e' is a rapper from Portland, OR who also does comedy under the name Alex Falcone.
The other day, I was sitting on the shitter
Just browsin' around the Internet and Twitter
What'd did I find just chillin' on the can?
Sarah Palin with 300 thousand fans
Sarah, that's about the time that I thought to me
"Hey, I know what she should do with her celebrity"
I know it's a crazy; don't be hesitant
I think you try to run for president
I know you're worried you can't win
Because of that famous glass ceilin'
No, not the one for women, honey
But being dumb like Bush without his money
Well I don't think that will hold back your campaign
Modern politics is really about fame
and you're the one who I see in my TV
you talkin' on fox and you ski on TLC
hey Palin, have no fea
I think I have an idea
what you should do with yourself
you should run in 2012
Run run, run run run Sarah
Run run, run run run Sarah
Run run, run run run
Oh Sarah, you should run
So jump on it now, while the Internets be lovin' ya
Who cares that you couldn't finish your four years as governa?
Don't feel like a quitter, baby, we aren't gonna spurn
Even though that wrestler did finish his whole term
Being president, there's really nothing to it
I know you'd be good, I saw you catch fish like an Inuit
And your ideas are simple, they lack pretense
Like immigration policy, you said just build a bigger fence!
I think that's awesome and it really goes to show
Just how many problems we could solve at Home Depot
The economy seems hard to me to fix but what the heck
Maybe we could solve the housing crisis with a deck!
So what if they make fun of you when you open your mouth
None of us really know North Korea from the south
At least you wrote a sequel to that book I so admired!
It took you just a year, your ghost writers must be so tired!
It shouldn't matter if your kids are homophobic
Everything is private if you posted it on Facebook
The children are off limits, yes they really are
That's why I refused to watch Dancing With The Stars
While you were taking private planes looking for enjoyment
We had time to watch, (we're on unemployment)
So go ahead and run, your rise is meteoric
Just stay away from hard interviews, like that bitch Katie Couric
And why would I write a song like this one here?
Because for comics, you are like Wellfare!
Sarah, we really need you to save the nation
You're a comedy gold mine, and that will fight inflation.
break it down now
To the nomination?
The first primary
Because it's funny as shit.