 When Albert Einstein invented gravity? Do you know what he said? He said, somebody call Papa Meeks. He's the only man small enough to comprehend what I've just done. When Nikola Tesla invented electricity, do you know what he said? He said, somebody get Papa Meeks on the phone. He's the only man small enough to understand what I've invented. Elon Musk, as he's laying in his electric bed, self-piloting himself down the street. Do you know what he looks at on the ceiling? It's a picture of me. The only man smart enough to grasp his brain. When Abraham Lincoln invented, um, freedom? Do you know what he said? He said, I wish Papa Meeks was born. He's the only man small enough to call me a mad man. They said, why would you prestige a center? He's an 84 overall. Why would you prestige a center? Prestige God. Let's talk about my prestige this year as we look at this 95 overall. Oh, dude, I literally just bought 93 overall Jeff Saturday. Granted, Jeff Saturday still has absolutely insane stats. So I'm just gonna move Jeff Saturday to guard. But Jason Kelsey finally gets his upgrade. Holy shit, this card is so good. So here's Jeff Saturday compared to wheel shields. Jeff Saturday replacing wheel shields. More strength awareness. Literally he is better in every single step. So it's still a massive upgrade. Jason Kelsey's over half a million coins for a reason. Number one, he has this insane fourth ability slot. You can get identifier for one AP, which is actually kind of crazy considering I spent three AP on it for Justin Fields. So that's really good, except also you can get post up for one AP or you can get nasty streak, literally for free. Free 99. It looks like nasty streak and post up are both excellent options. I personally like post up better. I like dominant when engaged in double team blocks. Nasty streak honestly might be better, but I don't know, I'm gonna have to kind of figure that out on my own. Regardless, this prestige finally paid off. And by the way, this is an end game center. For the rest of Wheel of Mott, Jason Kelsey right here will be on my team. It'll be a 95 overall. I'm never gonna have to replace him. The only way I replace this Jason Kelsey is if Jason Kelsey also gets a team of the year card, which I feel like he very well could get a team of the year card. Regardless, it's amazing. Obviously our backfield is cracked, but our other prestige is so Justin Jefferson. Justin Jefferson will get outdated, but like center, you honestly can't get that much better than this. So that's, that's cracked. Nigerian nightmare, thanks to Vanguard will literally be an end game fullback. He will be my fullback the rest of the season. Defensively, Micah Parsons, one of the best edge threat linebackers in the entire game. Troy Palamalu, we're yet to see if that's actually a good prestige. It looks okay right now, but in hindsight, Derwin James or Minka Fitzpatrick would have been better safety prestigious as of right now. Overall, I'd say this is one of my best years of prestigeing ever. And this team I've got right here, if I can make it to the Super Bowl and win today's game, we prestige one more player and reads a God tier prestige, Reeves Island's a God tier prestige, Aaron Donald's a God tier prestige, but as of right now, the best prestige would be Sauce Gardener. Sauce Gardener is on the fast track to defensive rookie of the year. There's no question about that. If you win defensive rookie of the year, you're guaranteed an NFL honors card. NFL honors cards are at the lowest, I believe in 97. Sauce Gardener is also a massive receiver, bigger than Jaylen Ramsey, taller, heavier. He's so cracked. So that's where we're at. We're an 89 overall team. And I think that Jason Kelsey is just perfect icing on the cake, you know? Today is the NFC championship. So waiting today takes us to the Super Bowl. Completing our challenge would give us one of any pack in the store. And they just updated training to where instead of an 89 plus, it's now a 90 plus guaranteed, AKA player. Additionally, it's December. So my goal is to get you guys another Super Bowl by Christmas. I don't actually know if that's possible but I suppose a lot more will amount. I want you guys have an amazing December with me and I want to suck every last ad revenue dollar out of your stupid view. You're literally feeding my bank account. I don't care about you. You li- Seriously, all I think about is you. When I go to bed, all I think about is you. Adam, Ryan, Nate, Nicholas, Matthew, Steven. I just think about you. I love you like you're my child. If it wasn't for you guys, I don't know where I'd be been. Ah, we gotta do this for Tito. He is serving 18 consecutive live sentences on death row right now. Oh, he's kind of a genius because he asked for his last meal and he asked for Olive Garden's unlimited breadsticks and he just keeps eating them so they can never execute it because he just is still, I'm so sorry. Hey, let's go boys. All right, I can think of a few things this team needs. I think most importantly, we need linebackers. I really, oh my gosh. The rerolls wheel spin is just teasing me. It actually is because I got the DK Metcalf out of it that one time and ever since I've gone back, I always get trash. All right, this is an 84 plus overall All Madden player. So we get 10 shots of this. These are expensive in training. So I'm hoping that means the odds are good. The 84 Revis. Dude, I gotta say they recycled a lot of players this year though. Like the All Madden has like a ton of players that already have cards. I was kind of mad about it. Like, okay, so there's a 94 Cam Chancellor. Already has a card. There's a 94 Dural Revis. Already has a card. 94 Megatron already has a card. It's almost like there were two different teams making these promos and they forgot to communicate with each other. I don't know, 84 Cam. I gotta get at least a 90. Steve Atwater. Oh, I got this last time and I got Aaron Donald. So yeah, then there's a Steve Atwater. We already got Steve Atwater. There's so many players we don't have. I don't know why they're recycling, but whatever. Six, oh my God. That is like some seriously fucked up wizardry, bro. Dude, how crack would it be if you could use like the same player in multiple positions? What if I could have my whole online as Jason Kelsey, 94 overall. All right, let's try again. Reggie White, 84. I don't know who the linebackers are if there are any, but if I can really beg, I would love a linebacker. Seven right here. Oh, fuck, I forgot there's a Saquon. Is this eight right here, I think? There's no way I'd pull another one. This is not possible. Larry Allen, damn, 94 Larry Allen would go pretty hard. My old line would be insane if I got Larry Allen. This is the final one. But if this is the final back grade, that was an 84. Gral Revis. Hey, didn't get what we were looking for. I'm fairly certain I can't use any of those guys either. Oh, actually, you know what's funny? My backup halfback right now is Mike Allstock. So Saquon Barkley as a backup halfback is actually significantly better than Mike Allstock. All right, boys, we did get an insane Wheelzman one. Let's see what two is gonna be. Come on, come on. Ooh, yes. All right, Harvest Jackpot could be any Harvest player. I need to stay focused and pick a linebacker. Ooh, are you shitting me? There's an Isaiah Simmons. Well, that makes the decision easy. All right, so 93 overall, Isaiah Simmons, six foot four, 93 speed. He's actually a way better user than Troy Palamalu is, except Troy Palamalu doesn't need Lurker. If I gave Isaiah Simmons Lurker, I actually could use Troy as a true safety. Lurker for 1 AP. And you know what's funny? His mid zone KO is actually gonna be really good for Isaiah if I'm ever not using him. Kind of feel like I'll be using him the whole time, but who knows? I'm gonna go zone hawk. That is an amazing wheel spin. Does the sauce get some shit for 1 AP? Oh my God, he does. He can get pick artists for 1 AP. Hell yeah. All right, that takes us to wheel spin number three. I gotta make sure I sub in Isaiah Simmons and sub linebacker two, but, oh my gosh. We got a Sir Alliams pick. Oh boy. I'm gonna choose a stud player that I want on this team. Then I'm gonna have L pick between that stud player and a silver. She picks the silver, that's who I get. If she picks the stud, that's who I get. Honestly, I'd love like a crazy good left end. The left end I'm gonna choose is Max Crosby. He's not very expensive, but he's actually crazy good. He's 87 speed, 91 finesse, but he's crazy fast. We'll use Austin Larkin as our bum. I'm parking. Ah! A woman parking, good luck. How'd your geometry exam go? I'm not in quarantine school, I'm kind of weird. Good shit. I'll send you a video I tried last Friday and like you can actually see like that. Good shit. Can I blow your back out and spread something else? Yeah. Okay, sorry, I need help for a video. Kenny Willikis or Max Crosby? Come on Sir Alliams. I've never heard you say either of those names. Yeah, you wouldn't. They're defensive ends. Kenny Willikis plays for the Minnesota Vikings. Max Crosby plays for the Las Vegas Raiders. And those both trash teams. It doesn't matter. I wanna be Kenny Willikis, I like his name better. You do wanna go with that? Do you wanna think again and try again? Fuck, L! L, it is literally a 50-50 and you shoot 25% somehow. It literally makes no sense. I literally pick the one with the cooler name every time. Dude, Mad Max Crosby, bro, that's way cooler. You didn't say Mad Max, you said Max. If you would have said Mad Max, I probably would have picked that one. Well, I'm not gonna cheat. Only thing I cheat on is my wife. With you. I hate you. I have a wife, I'm cheating on her with you. You're welcome. You're coming wifey, so I'm coming wifey. Bro, I'm editing that out. You're the best. Thank you so much. I'm so sorry, I love you. I love you. All you are a simp. I love you. You are a simp. I'll just fucking run around with this 72 overall homeless man, sick. You know what, maybe pick a good one. We don't care. Let me tell you. We don't care. And of course, if you need Madden coins, make sure to go to instantmaddencoins.com. They sell coins on every single platform. You can also directly buy players or training points, buying limited and quick selling them is probably the safest route. So I recommend that. This is a significantly better deal than what EA is gonna offer you. And you can get 10% off when using the code MMG. Just use the link at the top of the description. Okay, so I'm looking at Kenny Willikis who's a 72 overall gold. And I had Austin Larkin on the screen. Either way, one was a gold and one was Max Crosby. And we took a fat fucking L. Damn, dude, so the rerolls give me 94 Kelsey. I missed the 50-50, but we do get 93 overall. God to your Isaiah Simmons. So this is about a weird NFC championship, but granted, we did an excellent job building this team coming into this. Our team is really, really good regardless. So without further ado, it's game time, baby. And of course, we need our challenge wheel extra, extra crucial because it's the playoffs. We can get that 90 overall plus AKA player if my best player does not lead in yards. So the idea here is Justin Jefferson cannot lead my wide receivers in yards. I must utilize my other wide receivers. One win to the Super Bowl, one loss, and we're out. Wax train, top three. He's got prime time Randy Moss and Carmichael with deep out of lead on all of them. I'm about to get an ag caught out of my fucking mind. Can Isaiah Simmons, dude, he's so much more, he's so much more menacing. Ah, Detroit Palomalu. Honestly, he got lucky as shit right there and he almost threw an INT. Hand off, hand off, hand off. Yep, there it is. I love seeing this. Why doesn't Isaiah Simmons have his X-Factor? Oh my God, it's because I subbed him in at Sublinebacker. It took his abilities off. Well, luckily there are the half-time adjustments so I can adjust Isaiah Simmons back to his ability at half-time. He's going to, oh no, come on. Big hands at lead. Holy shit, that was at lead. I'm fucking running in there for this run, Pled. It's not. Oh, let's fucking go. Reavis Island is pissed. And I left him off the title. When I put sauce gardener in the title, I really should have put Reavis Island. He took that personally. Dude, I was talking to LeBron the other day. LeBron said, first score of the game in the playoffs was going to be a Reavis Island pick six. He just knew it. Two point conversion. Did I take identifier off? Ooh, I don't remember doing that. That's not smart. Coop. Oh, that might be big, but if my deep friends holds up like this, shit ain't going to matter. I'm guessing pass. Please don't run the ball. Dude, you're a sketch ball. Okay. Throws quick underneath. Makes a nice move with Plexico. Oh, I need lurker so bad. I'm so pissed. I form run. Okay. Let's just blow this up with Isaiah Simmons. What side? Left side, right side. Oh, no. Oh, that was so close. It's a pass. Ooh. Nice throw to the middle. I don't think he got the first third in one. He's moving down the field very fast. He's chewing clock. Go fuck yourself, dude. Go fuck yourself, buddy. And choose clock right here. Stop! Fourth and inches. Remember what happened last time? I formed tight. Palamala, we got to get down there, buddy. That's a run this time. No way. Oh! Oh, I don't know about that. I guess where he was throwing, I went to inhale blood. It's fucking chewing clock, bro. He could be going right side with it. No, left side. No way. The goal, he's on the four. He's not in. He is not in yet. If he passes, I think he's gonna do the same thing he did last time. Could be a right side run though. That was so lucky. How the fuck you catch that? Not gonna get intercepted. I don't know. But it's fourth and goal. Play underneath, play under. Fourth and goal. Run it. Hey, yo, what the? We had two dudes there and he slipped and fell under. I'm winning this game and I'm winning it by a lot. This is a whole bunch of bullshit right now. I get ball half two. This guy's ass. Damn, I can't believe I didn't put identifier on. Nice whip route. This is my first time touching ball in offense. There's a minute eight left in the game. Ooh, that was a very nice user play though. I'm going inside zone split just to pick this up. Oh my God. Fourth and inches. I think Jay Jedis is just wide open here. Oh, he's just barely open. They're really trying to rob me of the win today. They really don't want to see me go to the Super Bowl today. All right, I don't matter. We're getting this ball back. Honestly, this guy makes such questionable decisions that I think he's just going to mess up. He's just going to do something stupid and mess up. I think he throws a stupid pass here. Fucking idiot. Sick this bozo, man. 29 seconds left. I got the ball back. Ooh, that's a hell of a throw and catch. He knew where I was going to. He still couldn't get to it. Oh my God, are you fucking me? Him and me in coverage. I don't think I can get my challenge right now. That's a lot of yards for Jay Jedis. All right, edge, a coyote. Oh, damn. My two point conversions are useless. Dude, Rivas Island deserves like a plaque in the wheel of mud hall of fame. He's playing so good. Come on, do another stupid throw. You know you want to. You know you want to. That honestly was a stupid throw, but he made it work. Because I don't have lurker on his A's and Simmons. What are those pants? Did you see the pants on the guys on the sideline? I think Monkeys is a bit too evolved of a primate state for EA. I think saying Monkeys made this game is like a compliment. He sits himself down at the one and he'll get a field goal here. As long as it's a two possession game, I'm cool with it. Finally, I can put my ability on Isaiah Simmons. Having a lurker, hopefully I can get an INT now. Why did we kill him so bad on that route, by the way? I haven't figured that out. Honestly, there's Cooper Cup. Those are nice yards right there. Oh, it's man. Go Justin Fields. Okay, so now he's in man coverage. I'm going to give the whip route to Cooper Cup and it got him. It got him, good. Dude, I love this 88 overall, Cooper Cup. Runs the crispiest routes. He's a lot of grit. He's a lunch pail guy. I take him home, I let him plow my daughter and I'd watch. I'm so glad he, ooh, Camara's staying up. I'm looking for Herman Moore. He's there. No, no. This may be the world's luckiest fucking guy. He's the world's luckiest guy. I fumbled the first catch I ever got and he intercepted that. Let's see if we can stop him once again. All right, I'm run committing. I just ran commit out of 4-3. They want him to have this so bad. A weaker man would be tilted out of his mind right now and although I am tilted out of my mind, I'm not going to let it affect how I play. Fuck yeah. It's the power of positivity. I can suck my dick in pool. Fucking gritty on his grave, bro. Put me in the dirt, Jay Jettos. I'm going for two this time. I'm going to motion cup as a decoy then I'm just going to throw a good sticky. Oh shit. That set up so weird. I don't know what defense he was in but he made that a little too easy for me. All right, I'm interested to see if this guy can play actual legitimate offense. Like when he's forced to actually play it. I'm going to get on Palomalu in case it's the inside zone. Bingo. Are you going to come out here and chew clock and try and score with no time left on the clock? Is that what you're going to do? Yup, he's in chew clock. Dude, sometimes I'll get beat by 20 and the whole time all I'm thinking is like, damn, you know, a good opponent. Like that was a good game. I respect his game. But then this shit happens and you're just like, fuck you, buddy. Protagonist. You did not just run through all of that and then fumble and then pick it up. This is a run play. Is, are we in real life? Pass the fucking ball, you poverty piece of shit. Fourth and four, let's go. He got that first. Oh my God. And he's chewing clock once again. That's actually kind of nice that he got first in goal. He can't chew nearly as much clock this time. Although I'm getting nervous, man. He's getting pretty fucking close. Got to come down for the run. There it is. No way I didn't blow that up. All right, so let's have back blast the left. Oh, okay. Fuck. Third and goal, he's on the one. I think it's a run play. We're all in there. Fourth and goal, goal, I stand to win it. NFC championship, my heart is racing. A run play, probably. Let's get out of here, Camara. Take us home, Camara. It's run chew clock. Four and a half, you scored one offensive touchdown. And you still lost. And you're about to win in my entire life. Fuck Christmas, bro, I don't need any presents. This was my Christmas present. Big fucking dog head. You know damn well I'm sending this guy a message. Skill issue to be honest, it's just a skill issue. You need a little more skill if you wanna win that game. Justin Fields with a spectacular game. His one interception was the most dog shit. I'm trying to throw a ball, I'm getting sacked, and somebody picks it up before, like that was so dog shit. I clamped him on defense. So many interceptions. Two interceptions, one picks six for this island. Nine for 10, shouldn't be an interception. The only pass I missed was that interception. Rushing, he averaged three yards of carry on 13 attempts. He had two touchdowns, two broken tackles. Patterson's eight for 45. I didn't really run the ball. The only good run play I had was to seal the game at the end. It was the only good run play I had. Cooper Cop was four for 39. Unfortunately, Jay Jedos was three for 72. But it was our defense that won us the game. You know who's fucking with me? You see it. It's right there on the stat sheet. Ed Reid with a TFL. That's an upgrade for Ed Reid. Micah Parsons had 10. Reeves Island, of course, with his two interceptions and his Deacon Jones had one. So now our Ed Reid has a 90 speed, 88 Excel, 91 agility, 87 hip power now. Okay, good shit. He does get an ability slot. If he gets two AP Acrobat, I could end up using, although I just feel like we're gonna let Ed Reid just do his thing. And that's all she wrote, ladies and gentlemen. One hell of an episode. Wow, we fought through just about everything you could fight through to get that dub. And we got the dub. But hey, boys, I appreciate you guys as always for watching absolute certified hood classic. I love you. I'll see you in the next one. Peace.