 Now three adventurers will enter the tavern, and that's where the new tale begins. Thirty chests shall stand in front of them, what treasures could lie within. Some with reward, some with the risk and side quests to be found. But beware that meddling goblin, for mischief and trouble are sure to be bound. Hello everyone and welcome to Loot Goblin's Episode 3. My name is S-Fan, for our first guest for today. We have YouTuber Jay Schlatt. Please take a seat. Take a seat, Schlatt. Next up, we have another fellow streamer, friend, one of the great minds of society today. Connor eats pants, everybody. Connor, how do you feel? I'm really excited to play Loot Goblin's OTK event. Hey, do I? Next up, we have Maya. Maya does stuff. And we do have a new goblin here today. As you can see, Emeru's chest was cursed. Don't pick the wrong chest. It would be the same fate that I did. Yes, exactly. At the start of each round, the players will be given a Twitch-centric trivia question. The player who buzzes in first must answer immediately, and if correct, they will receive additional points. If the player answers a question incorrectly, then the amount of points offer grabs will actually be subtracted from their total. This continues until 27 chests have been opened up for a total of 9 rounds. After the 9th round, then the player with the most points is going to be declared the winner. And the other two players will forfeit their points. We also have several challenges, side quests. In addition to these points, some of the chests are going to contain these side quests, and these random events are going to challenge the players to complete a special task. If a player completes a side quest, then they will be awarded double points, and if they fail, they will receive no points at all. I'm going to let you out, okay? Yes. And you're going to give your trivia to our contestants, okay? Okay. Don't try and run. I won't. God damn it! No, no, no, no. Now, in order for our trivia to work, we need to have our contestants to not laugh. This is not a laughing matter, this is very serious. Place your hands upon the magic rocks, and whenever... When the goblin says the trivia, you will press the magic rocks, and then you will give your answer. Question one, what popular MMORPG game came out on November 3rd, 2004? Honor? What is World of Warcraft? That is correct! Because we have minus 125 all the way to positive 150 points that you can choose from. Which chest do you want to choose first and why? I like the number two. It's my favorite number. Five. Five points, but you did get your bonus points, so you got ten bonus points for your trivia, and now you're at... It keeps tickling me. Fifteen. Well, you're sitting next to the tickler. What do you expect to happen? Maya. Is that another question? No, not until next round. Oh. Twenty-one. No. Stand up! Twenty-one. Not second to one. Twenty-one. That's the one. That's the one, I'm sure. Fifty! Fifty points! Are we sure that had 50 in it? Can we double-check that? Do you want to double-check? That should have been a minus. Let me see. No? No. Yeah. Try it again. Okay, let me... Nah, it... This game sucks. Josh Ladd, please, step fourth. So, the tickler... Oh, fuck. Here. Let me help you out. I didn't mean to do that. Here, let me help you out. Sir, he'll be fine. Here, let me help you out. Oh. Let me help you out. Let me help you out. Come on. I was... Fuck. Jesus Christ. Mr. Jay Schlatt, what do you want to choose and why? I'll choose box number five. Box number five? It is? Passing boy. Yes. Yes, sir. Yes. Yes, sir. Are you sure? Five. Yes. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! 75 points. Minus 75 points. And minus one ACL for Jay Schlatt. Could I get the bandage? Passing boy, do we have any bandages? Can you kiss me leg? Kiss Schlatt's leg and heal it with your mighty healing prowess. Well, you know, through the... Let's go through the garment. Ah, yes. In a clean garment, it is. Amazing. Please, goblin. Okay. What is the highest selling video game console of all time with 155 million units sold? Honor. What is the PlayStation 2? That is... Correct. Again. Easy. Honor is passed. Maybe he should be a gamer next time. Yeah. Maybe he'll get some questions right. Yeah. Maybe he should have been playing... He just fucking power washes all day. Yeah, he does. In video games, instead of power washing birds. Yep. True. I like this one. 22. Why 22? It's two of my favorite number. Yes, sir. Minus. Ooh. Minus 25. Minus 25. Putting Connor at 10 points, but there is a side quest. So maybe a chance at redemption. We have a new challenge today, and it is the key to victory. The barkeep was a witch in disguise. Open the chest in 30 seconds and use the weapon inside to stop her from casting her diabolical spell. You have 30 seconds. Connor eats pants. Oh, shit. On my mark, get set, go! If you don't find it in time, I'm turning you into a goblin. You're going to be the next goblin. 20. You got to be quicker than that. 21. 22. 23. No way. 24. 25. Oh my god. I am just two... No way! 25 points back... No, not me! You don't lose your points. That's great. Next up, we have Jay Schlatt. Jay Schlatt. I think I'd like chest number four. Four. Bad choice. Bad choice. Why number four? Bad choice. Because every time I pick something on the top row, the squire boy comes by, and I love to see him. What are you doing? Barmaiden? No laughing. Barmaiden. 10 points for Jay Schlatt. 10 points for Jay Schlatt. So that puts him at negative 65. Number 10. Barmaiden, number 10, please. Good answer. Yay. Please, goblin. Give me security. You guys are terrible. If you're going to take my stuff, can you at least pick the good boxes? What video games in-game currency is called? V-Books. What is Fortnite? That is correct. Oh, what is this? A cauldron. What is that? It's my stew. Oh, your stew. Let us see. Oh. Why is it brown? Yes, just have a sip. Ew. Ew. Ew. I'm delicious. I'd like box 25, please, because I cheated. Box? And I know there's something good in there. Box 25. Oh. 75 points. Jay Schlatt positive at 40 points. But that is not all. We also have a side quest. The player must make the goblin laugh with an impromptu joke. The tickler seems to be grabbing something. Here we go. Okay. Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? Yes. Yes. It worked. Okay. Double points for Jay Schlatt somehow. And he has taken the lead. Somehow, I don't even understand. Okay. Connery's pants. Conner does not want chest number 30. And it seems that the chat has gone against your wishes and chosen chest number 30. I guess I'm going to go with chest number 30. Five points. Yay. Five points. And next up, we have mine. Yay. What number do you want to pick for Miss Evil Bird Lady? Barn maiden, please. Box number 11. That's the big boy. Congratulations on 150 points, Maya. So, Maya, do you have any words? Nope. Okay. We're moving on to round four. What is the highest selling video game of all time with over Schlatt? Petrus. Yes. That is... Incorrect. What? No way. No way. No way. That is minus 40 points for Schlatt. That's crazy. It's the highest selling game of all time. Don't say it's Minecraft. What is Minecraft? That is correct. No way. Connery's pants with the video game trivia on lock. I was on SNP Live. What chest do you want and why? 16. 16. Chat. What chest do you want? Oh, they actually agree. Oh, they agree this time. That is... Nice. Wow. It's for Connery's pants. Nice. Target practice. The player must land a bullseye using their axe throwing skills. Go for it. Oh. Oh. At least he retained his points. Oh, he missed. 180 total points, Conner. Congratulations. I would like to pick the number eight. Chat. Conner, what number do you want to pick? That chat agrees and they also want chest number eight. Please, Barbade. Yay. It is... Vermaya. Slad, step up. Step fourth. I think lucky number one. Lucky number one. Chat, what do you guys want? Why is number one the worst one? It's just a low number. You don't need that garbage trash. Really? Garbage trash. Chest number one. It is Barbade. Please. Number one is... Number one. Number one. Number one. Wow, that was so unfortunate. That's really bad. Terrible choice. What was the first commercially successful video game in the early 1970s? Pong. Correct. Yeah. I remember playing Pong with my friends back in the day. It was a wonderful game. It is. I just saw a comment on the chat that said S-Fan has never and will never get laid. True. We are going your hands. We are not going with the extension for this round. Okay. Okay. Me thinks a chest 17. A chest of 17. Hmm. Slad is back positive again. Oh. 10 points. 10 points. 10 points. 4J Slad. Powering cancer, everybody. The chest is your choice. Number 13. Number 13. Wow. 75 points for Connor. Wow. That's crazy. They're both doing so good. That's very good for Connor. You know who else is doing very good? It's Maya. Yeah. How many questions have you gotten? Right, Maya. Shut up, Connor. Maya, please step forward. What shall be your chest? Number 19. Number 19. Please, barmaid. Oh, crap. Oh, minus 10. Oh, minus 10. I could feel it in my bones. What's it like? Minus 10. I could feel it in my bones. What's it like? Minus 10. Putting Maya at 315. Oh, wow. Okay. Please. Hands on the rocks. What are five consecutive kills within a short time frame in the game League of Legends called? Connor. Is it Pentakill? Pentakill. Yes. Getting 60 bonus points to tie him up with Maya. Oh, yeah. You're knocking down the drinks now. Because you're pissing me off. Hey. Sorry. Get back. Get back. Get back in the cage. Hands to yourself. Hey, Maya. Can birds drink sludge? Don't actually put his head in it. Ew, Shla. What's wrong with you? No. Chad, you will get to the side. But Connor will tell you what chest he does not want. You don't want 15. I want 26. He wants 26. Chest number 26 it is. Barmaid, please. Okay, the box is 125 points. 125 points giving Connor Eats-Pansay a huge lead. Maya, you had to lead all game and Connor has just overtaken you. How does that feel? I mean, he definitely deserves it. I haven't answered a single question yet. Big drama, big hatred. I can see the fire in her eyes right now as she decides what chest that she doesn't want because chat is going to decide what chest that you are going to get. I don't want 28. Wait, is it my chat that's voting on it? It's the chats. It's this chat. It's the chat. The fair maiden chat herself. Chest, 28. It's not my dick chat. I hate you. To 190 points. You know what, Shla, you can get pretty close to her right now because it's your turn. Wait, what is second place gift? Nothing. Yummy, yummy, yummy. Maya, you would get nothing. I'd like chest number three in my tummy. Chat, will it be chest number three or will it be another chest? Chest three it is. It is. Oh, pride and peasantry. Within three tries, the player must shoot an apple off the peasant boy's head. Yeah, it's going to be great. It's going to be great time. Please. Two more chances. Close, close, close. Very close, very close. This time for sure. Let's see the last shot, man. This time I'll get it. I threw that one because I knew I could hit this one. Oh, Shla, I didn't get it. Receives no bonus points. The goblin is going to be giving us trivia. And not going to be attacking the host just because I stole her loot. What's the matter, goblin? You look sick. You're all green. Round seven. Okay. The Kingdom Hearts video game series is a collaboration between Disney and what famous gaming company? What is Square Enix? That is correct. Oh, Connor eats pans with the haymakers. Did I have 24? 24. I don't know. Chat, can he? I was kidding. I wanted 20. Oh, he says he wanted 20, but maybe he's lying. Maybe he's doing some reverse like homey. Chat, what's it going to be? Looks like chess 20. Bar maiden, please. Chess number 20. 25 points. 25 points. You had the big lead and you got knocked down. Not really just quite a few pegs, actually. It's bad. Yeah, it was really bad. Chat, what chess do you think Maya wants? And she's not going to say which one she wants. Yeah, I'm not going to say it. She's not going to say. So please, Chat, take your pick. So the last one on the top shelf. Yep. Yep. Bar maiden, peasant boy, please. Yep. 125 and nothing else? Okay, I thought you grabbed something. Okay, very good. Very good. I thought you had a quest. Step right up. Mr. Jay Slatt. Does a chat pick? The chat does pick. Hmm. But what would you want to pick? I'm not going to say which one I'd pick. It's not going to say. No, I'm not going to say. Now, let's see real quick on the board. Our winner is Chess 12, but I want us to show there is a minus five still on the board. If you manage to get this minus five. It'd be funny, right? It'd be funny. Is it what you want to say? You know what? I will gift you 100 subs. I'm the most subbed offline streamer on Twitch. It's actually probably true. It is. Please, number 12. Is it minus five? Or is it something else? It's a good one. Oh! A better quest. A better quest. The player must sing a song about an evil and greedy king. Are you ready? Yes, my lord. I don't like doing the charlatans, so I hope you do well. I'm no charlatan. The greedy and evil king, Jay Slatt. You ready to go? There is a king of whom I am much skirt. She kills and eats many a bird. She eats many a bird. Okay, we're going to go minus 200 points. Minus 200 points for Jay Slatt, putting him at negative 61. Our winner is Connor Eats Pants. Connor Eats Pants, congratulations. Now the game is not over for you yet. One of these chests will give you half the points in subs. Another chest is a one times multiplier, so you can stay even. But there is a chest here that will have a chance at giving you a two times multiplier for, yeah, that's a lot. Wow. For 1780 subs. Wow. Yes. 1780 subs, chat. Which chest is it going to be? One, two, or three? I actually prefer that. It's better. One, two, or three? Are you going to do them good or are you going to do them dirty, chat? The people have spoken. And it's going to be chest number three. Please, Barmaiden, open up chest number three for us. It's times 0.5. Oh, times 0.5. But still, but still. I get a lot of money. That is a lot of subs. That is still 400. No, I like this. My chat can never blame me for anything ever again. They did this. They did this. Connor, congratulations on 445 points. Please, the ballot of victory from Jay the Bard. Now conner of a cheat victory in the goblin's own misery. You now got subs for your chat today. It's a victory. You should now go and say yay. Yay. Yay. We're free here in the tavern. We once again come to an end. Until the next time we see you to twitch at an all of our friends.