 Did you hear about Andy Murray not being able to pee at the Australian Open? No. Yeah, they went till four in the morning playing this five set match and he asked permission to go to the bathroom and he was not allowed to do it, he was very angry. I mean, clearly, Air India's not a sponsor. Bum bum! Hey! Hey, welcome back to our stupid drag scenes with Corbin. I'm Andy Murray. You can follow us on Instagram, Twitter for more juicy content. Thanks for watching, follow us on Instagram, like button. If it were me in protest, I would, as I do here. Yes. I would have just peed in my shorts right there. Me too. On the court. Today, we got a little stand-up video. We can't get all the way up there, but there we go, that's what she said. We got, so we've seen him before, I'm sure, I remember him, yeah, he's a little bit of crowd work, so it's kind of probably impromptu. It's cricket and other stuff and I think we've, we've seen him a few times, I think. I was gonna say, this may be our third or fourth time seeing him, probably. But he's a funny guy and so, let's just get into it. Here we go. Wonderful man, thank you so much. Like, black captain today. I am also black, you guys are also wearing black. Same pinch. You guys are in relationship? Mm. That girl is saying, yes, this guy, ah. First relationship, huh? You're not sure, yeah? Even she is very like, what? Is not the first one? How long has been? Three years, you're still feeling shy. Wow, great, ma'am. Ah, how did you find him? Colleague, what is, like, why don't you guys work? And save the economy of India. I was just looking at you each year, which company is this? Big Buzzer. Big Buzzer. Customers say, dude, can I get the order? And they're telling me, we'll give tomorrow. Why tomorrow, eh? Colleagues are busy. You are a kid, yeah? How old are you? Huh? Oh, two years older to me. There's actually a kid in the back room. So I was thinking maybe that's somebody's love. Because I was in the green room and Abhinav was like, in yours, one kid was there in the back room. She was like, ah, like there's some sound. Like, oh, wow. Some guys still preserve the inner child, I thought. But actually a child. How old is the child? Fourteen months? What, what? Why are you? This is not an environment for the kid. Ah, actually. So she can understand? Okay, okay, okay. She can talk? He can talk? He can talk? No. No? Like not even one word? He can laugh at you. If the kid is laughing at you. Wonderful, man. How many of you watch cricket here? Do it here, okay? You only, yeah. Because you're like feeling shy and laughing. That's why I'm laughing. That's a very cute laugh. I'm impressed. So you came alone? Who is he? What? How old are you? Sixteen. Sixteen? How old are you? What? Dude, what is the secret of your looks? Dude, this guy, like... Big Musket, like just... That guy doesn't look like a dad, right? Akka? Dude, how, how, what are you doing? And what is, what is that hair? Dude, what is your dad doing to your hair? I mean his hair. That sounded so wrong. There's no way he's 38. Coconut oil. He looks much older than he does. Hair is here, like if I remove it. Like it just... There's an Amazon forest here. There was one down in the middle of the night, okay? Some mosquito was biting me. I just like, hit it like this, okay? After two days, I saw still there. Like it's just dense forest, man. Once you enter, you can't go. There's a soul left. The body is still there. T20 is starting, right? Do you think India will win? No. Tell me one solid reason. Tell me. Umrah in 2011. Ah, sir? Umrah in 2011 also. But we won. Oh, you're a Dhoni fan? Okay. Kohli you don't like? I think... Whom you don't like at all? Apart from Sunday Manjure. That I think... Universally, everybody hates him, I think. I'm a huge fan of Sachin, okay? When he was there. After that, I stopped believing in God also. So, Sachin was called God, madam. Well, if she gave an opposite expression. I think only two people would get the joke. He meant that kid. English is bigger. So, I was telling, right? Sachin, I was a huge fan. When we Indians watch cricket now. They say, if you're sitting in one position, you don't change that position. You will sit in that position only throughout the match. Otherwise, you might get out, you know? Ah, there was one friend of mine. Every time he opens his mouth, one wicket lifts to four. What is this called? Two wickets go. They were... And every time, during Sachin, there was a time for two years. Ah, he was now scoring in 100th century, right? You may think bad form. No, this guy. My friend. Every time, how much is Sachin? 93. Out. He was my grandfather. He was 99th birthday celebration. Okay. So, friend, do it all. Today, my grandfather is... He's gone. So, we... Like, every time, you know, we don't tell them any good news, you know? Why do we are getting married? Wow, that's it. In a marriage only, divorce happens. You big bastard, don't talk to them. Ah, your shyness will go. So, and in India, what happens is, let's say, there was Sachin fan, right? I was... There was one match where Sachin was playing. And I was watching. My grandma was there. She was like, what did you do? Why don't you die? Die your head because... You look young, you know? Maybe like this guy, you know? I don't know. And then, after a while, she went to wash him. When she went to wash him, Sachin hit a six. See, country comes first. Like, I do anything for the country. So, he locked her in the room. We have to do, right? Like, I just went, locked her up, and I came back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I did that, Sachin hit three boundaries. Now, it's working. Now, if something works, we should not change it, okay? And so, I just forgot about her. Like, I just started watching the match. And after a while, my dad walked in. Hey, what happened to the match? We are winning. What about the Sachin? Fifty. My grandma started shouting. Open the door. My grandma, who is that? I don't know. Your house, you should know, right? He went to open the door. You locked my mom inside when she was inside. Sachin's called off since then. We should tell her, first, now, mom, come. That day, Sachin was the man of the match. The woman of the match, my grandma. Because one time, this World Cup, the 2011 World Cup, you remember? Only after Dhoni hit the six, we allowed her to come also. She was amazing, you know? Like, till now, two people hate Dhoni. My grandma and Gautam have been. Hey, these are all jokes, okay? Some people say, hey, grandma. You guys, guys, you're good. We did not do all this. It's just an exaggeration, okay? These are all, that's called jokes, okay? Sometime, we just take a permit and we build on it. We never tortured her ever. We never go through any torture apart from patriarchy, okay? Sorry, sorry. A patriarch, a patriarch, you understand? You understood, no? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you. You know patriarchy? They take innocent people like you only. I don't know, yeah. I don't know the meaning of patriarchy, give me a joke. I don't know, he's a tenet. Tenet, tenet, tenet, tenet. Arki, A-R-C-H-I-E-S. Of course, just like our lives. You know the patriarchy meaning? Big basket meaning. Basket filling, you know? Okay, you don't even know. Ma'am, you know? Ma'am, you want to listen from me. You want to listen from me? Ma'am, you are having high expectations of a wrong person. It's like watching Liger thinking it will be good. It's a brilliant movie. If you want to take a nap, quick nap, like 15 minutes nap, you play the movie and sleep. After 15 minutes, Ramakrishna will shout, So dad, I mean, young dad, tell me patriarchy spelling. Dude, one person, come on, let's save the... You know the spelling? He could be the guy. Cool new patriarchy, okay? No, no, PA, type, right? One second, relax, relax. Wow, this guy Googled also. No wonder you're a young dad. Patriarchy. This is silent. This is how everybody... Indian men, they're silencing women. That's what patriarchy is. Ma'am, you understand that? Listen now. A system of society. Or government, wow. This I didn't know. A system of society. Gabriel Ecclesiast, YouTube, a cup in the woods. Why are you watching that trick? What is this, Sunny Leone or... The dance is strict, sorry. Oh, this is gone. Oh, finger, huh? They haven't like... Okay, okay. Nobody knows patriarchy, man. Yeah, what kind of audience are you? I'm like... You are an audience, it seems. I'm lying, sir, can you please? You are a phone, huh? No wonder big boss can be stealing our theater. A system of society or government in which men hold the power and women are largely excluded from it. But women are fighting now, right? Sorry, I mean, I got used to giving the mobiles and taking them home. Ma'am, you understand patriarchy, right? What is the meaning tell me? You thought I'd ask, huh? I was a lecturer, right? You know him, huh? Nice job. That was fun. Yeah, it's one of the harder things to do I think in comedy is to... It is. Because even if they're... And a lot of that might have been already scripted in his head. Like he goes over it or whatever. Or maybe not, because obviously some comedians are very good at off the cusp and stuff like that. A lot of times comedians, even if it looks improvised, it's heavily rehearsed. Absolutely. They know all the points that they're about to hit. And they know what an audience member is going to say. They get an idea if they can take it from where the audience member said something into something they've written. You see that a lot in... When they're on talk shows, questions will be leadingly asked and it goes straight into their routine. And it's verbatim their routine. Yeah. Obviously, we have no idea how much of that. That could have been pure 100% improv off the top of the day. A lot of comedians are very good at just... This is what they do. I talk to the audience and everything is... Off the cusp. Maybe he's like that. He's very good at it. He's very funny. I like him a lot. I do, too. More people shouldn't know what the patriarchy is. Yeah, I'm surprised that more people don't. Maybe your people just didn't want to talk to a comedian because then they would be the butt of the joke. Yeah, that's often... A lot of people don't want to talk to comedians. And hey, you know, if you want India to win, stick grandma in the bathroom. Goddamn it. That's a takeaway. Poor grandma. That was funny. Hey, welcome back. What? The wind is in trouble.