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So go on to privateinternetaccess.com slash Doormonster to get the peace of mind you deserve on a VPN and hey special price offer just for you, only you. I love you. Dang it, they've already taken the pharmacy. I thought you said these guys run ranks. They already swear. Maybe they're good at some other game. Pre-existing skill? That's basically cheating. Okay, forgot another hint. It's never too late to start building some, right? Okay, all right. I've got a plan and it's going to take some luck. How many flash banks? Hey, hey are you even listening? Yeah, I'm listening, but uh what's that? That's just the campaign mode. Ignore it and listen to my brilliant statutory, okay? Like I was saying just a moment ago. Well, we should play it right? Yeah, no. All that is is the boring version of the good stuff. This good stuff. Why would I pay $70 for that when they've been so kind as to leave this online multiplayer round for free? Right, right. Yeah, that makes sense. Thank you. All right, so you still have a few rocket stuff, right? I know you dropped the launcher, but that's okay. We won't need it. All I need you to do is take the leftovers. Maybe that's why we're bad. The campaign's what you play to like brush up on all your skills. Get the lay of the land. All that jazz. Oh my god, we do not have time for this. Do you see this? Do you see my virtual blood? Oh wow, this generation really has fluid mechanics down to a science. It's on your hands. My blood is on your hands. I need you here. Focused. Right now, okay? Okay, right. Sorry, I'm with you. Yeah, darn right you are. If we'd been able to take advantage of my frankly staggering tactical IQ, we'd been in better position, but I think we're still in this. Okay, so they have scattered probably to the hospital, into the whatever that building is in the east. You'd know the call-outs better if you played the stupid campaign. Look, I have a $200 a week streaming deal on my buddy's channel. If I can grind my way through petty aluminum major by the end of the month. But to do that, I need you to get the very least, be a warm body that fires bullets in the vague direction of the enemy. However, if you cannot do that, because you are so enchanted by the half-baked afterthought that is an FPS campaign, I swear to you, Bungie, I will exit the settings right now and turn on friendly fire. Got it? Fine, got it. All right, so for the last time, the plan, oh my god. You know, you should really listen to your friend there. The developers put a lot of effort into this. A lot of programmers, writers and artists lost sleep over this. So really, you should give them more credit. Daisy? Daisy? This is what I mean. I need help! Help! What do you even think you're gonna get out of this? I don't know. I like having motivation for doing stuff. I like stories. Right now, it's like, kill them! But like, why? Why kill them? Because they're bad. How do you not get that? But what kind of bad are they? Are they trying to conduct horrendous unethical scientific experiments? Are they hell bent on imperialist expansionism? Are we a part of a fractured whole sibling versus sibling that will end in only tragedy? I owe several thousand dollars worth of back taxes, but what's a little tax evasion these days? That's not evil. It's just unethical. They are bad because they are shooting at us. That should be enough. Yeah, we do do that, don't we? And stories? What stories? Here, let me just give you a little situation. You're in a war-torn, crumbling ruin of a city, and you gotta fight your way across it to get to an extraction point. What games campaign are you playing? Final Fighter Fighting 5, level 3, Siege of Borevia. Great stage, brah. It's not about the originality of it. It's still a frame to put the action in, and I like that. But you'd still be doing the same missions? Spoiler alert, all of these maps? They're from game stages. You'd be doing literally the same thing, just with stupider AI versions of us. That's part of it, okay? Like, you're good at all this online stuff, but I'm just not. I want to be able to play without real people looking at me and thinking I'm dumb. You know what, dude? I'm happy for you. I say follow your dreams. Go for it. Yeah, okay. Obviously, don't listen to him. He's got ulterior motives. Hey, thanks, guy. I think I will. Really? You're gonna leave me alone with these two? Me? The very best partner that you've ever had? Yep, bye. Just awesome. Thanks, guys. No problem, buddy. Damn it, they're raging through the pharmacy! Perfect. We'd like to give the hugest shout out in the entire world to Team Combat here in San Antonio. They were a laser tag place that were outrageously accommodating to us. Super helpful. If you're ever in the area, if you've ever liked shooting anything, real guns, fake guns, video game guns, laser tag guns, airsoft guns, come check it out. They've got the coolest place in the entire world. Tell us about it. Hey, my name's Aaron. This is my wife Sarah. We're the owners here at Team Combat San Antonio. We provide tactical laser tag, so we are geared more towards the adult and team audiences. We have a 7,000 square foot battlefield built up like a small town, interactive sound and lights, and all our equipment is military grade. So the weapon itself looks like, looks, feels like a real weapon. We offer 10 different game modes, very similar to some of your FPS games like Call of Duty. So we see siege, search and destroy. We have B.I.P.S. for domination, a bunch of different games, team death match. So come on out, give us a try. We are great for team building and parties and walking play. Definitely check them out and thank you again so much.