 Oh Watching a piss isn't flirting are we live man? Yeah Welcome to episode number 29 of the mighty and michael fully actual podcast man You went flatly Did you not set the camera up for two people? Oh I had an outburst Everything was fine. It's we've got a different set. I just wanted to make sure you're okay there We've got a different setup today because we have a two very special guests. They'll be coming on shortly We have the misfit minds boys They're sitting just off camera over there and Matt doesn't have to sit in his fucking chair You're lucky fuck. We're gonna have to do something about this because this is bullshit. This is not your chair I sit in there or smug smug predator Do you do upgrade soon? I feel like I have a bit more confidence tomorrow. You look more suave There's no depression today. Yeah. Well, you'd be happy. You'll be pleased to know that our bachelor brown or has also pulled out This week. Oh, yeah, she got that she got she got terrified because she found out what you are Terrified and she's not coming on and that's your fault. Don't worry next week. We'll have one back and of course We're gonna have our top three at the end of the season Bring them invite them on to the show. Anyway, we get a jam-packed episode. Like I said misfit minds boys We got lying to Locky. We got a little bit to tell you about that. We're in a bit of a pickle We got fucking no bachelor brown, but we got the screaming segment. We got black book. We got prank call at the end It's fucking crazy, dude. We did some crazy science today. Holy no yesterday. We did more crazies yesterday Yeah, all those website members that are saying like well, we miss like the shit videos Well, guess what your prayers have been answered because there is one hell of a shit video coming up Well, we try to stop see if we can stop a human from shitting defeating defecation Defeating defecation because think about it Matt if you don't have to shit, how much time are you gonna save? Hours yeah, and it's just sometimes it's annoying having a shit You got a shit tell me about it not to mention all the trees that get Murdered something climate change in there as well when I came home. They were closed just out in the grass What happened there? That was all that was a shit part of it, okay? Then we did a video to painkillers work again for the website because we obviously can't do fun shit like that on social Media and I got the worst bruise that I've ever gotten. Oh my god. As you can see it's on my right hamster Day one. Yeah, this is only 24 hours. That means that this thing will probably wrap around my whole leg I hope so you might lose a leg You know say that brown. That's like yeah hexing shit. You can't do that. I'm just being positive So yeah, but in some good shit come down on the social media people. We did some shit We tried to figure out if you really not not as impressive not because it's like You gotta be so PG on social media, but also it like it didn't work as well as we were hoping. Yeah It's just got the courage of a line You know James was leaping off of the roof onto some inflated mattresses just landing on you try and do that idea Yeah, I sent you. Yeah, what idea I sent the idea. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's good No, not really Matt. Hey look watch the video. There was some fun We needed someone. Oh one of these boys might have been good because they're a bit lighter. Oh, yeah What do you guys weigh? Really? Man 50 would have been you actually need to put James on the mattress and you guys need to jump off the roof No, no, no, no. He's James is like a brick house feelers. He was full like jumping up and like doing all this crazy shit Who would have been like scared? It's not gonna launch you though. You should have put boz on there No, that's animal cruelty. So snap his little legs Yeah, that's my bad fucking dog. Shit. Anyway, that's um shit talk. What else happened this week? Nothing I've got a lot of um, you're a disgusting human Matt Brown from that website video which video? Oh the golf? Oh, yeah messages of is love but Like they're upset at the same time. Yeah, so what Matt did was we all spat in a cup Again website content obviously and Matt had to gargle it and he He did with no like like reflex or emotion to it. It's just like it was a job that had to be done And like he went there was one and then two like very it's brave See what my friends taste like. 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All right on instagram youtube facebook Get on facebook you guys should clear clear very good monetizable dude way better than youtube like for money Yeah, anyway, let's get him on You fucking go and sit over there brown Yeah Fucking get out of the way matt brown. You're in the middle. You're gonna be stuck Give me that very much Now choose for having us. Oh, oh we got alcohol Can you guys get brown brown brown brown brown brown? Boys welcome on to the podcast cheers for coming on now There's there's you guys how old are you boys? 21 21 there you go. So fresh and young. I wish we started making we We didn't start making videos till like 25. I would we were such fucking pieces of shit for so long Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, we just sort of wasted a lot of time We did we wasted a lot of time 21 you guys got your whole 20s. It's just begun Yeah, this is our first time meeting the boys as well. We've just literally started watching them on social media and thought This is funny as fuck. We could do some vids together and we'll get them on the podcast So boys, how long has been doing the vids for? Uh, we started on tiktok probably about two years ago just doing skits and stuff and then uh, Been doing youtube for about a year. Oh, oh, so you guys started doing sketches and shit. Yeah Yeah, yeah, kind of like tradie Yeah, right and that kind of found a niche, but um YouTubing was always like what we wanted to do. Yeah, um, I guess we were just kind of experimenting on different sorts of things What to do. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, and and now what he's doing youtube we have the shit I've seen is just like the the social experiments Yeah, these are doing now most all only social experiments. Yeah pranks vlogs try to like Not niche down too hard into pranks. So we could do the odd or it's just a vlog the other day was just a vlog Yeah, no it gives more freedom. Yeah, I've seen you can like sort of Breaking into places and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Are those your your best videos? What do you do explain other people who haven't seen your vids? Wait, sorry boys. This is serious shit Jimmy brings has just messaged. Yeah, he'll probably be a while still Fuck him. That is actually quite serious. What do you say? Um, he just said he's arriving now dropping it off. Yeah. Yeah, Jimmy himself He's so stressed now though because he has to drop it to everyone. Yeah Poor glow. He's a busy busy boy. Yeah But so fucking yeah, so you're filming you've got a van I see So you guys sleeping in the van sometimes? Yeah, sometimes we haven't for a while But like we were for a while we were sleeping in the van Is it fun like the journey you enjoy the journey, right? It's sick Yeah, do you guys have other jobs still or are you guys just fool making vids now? We're trying to juggle it doing a bit of like door dashing Uber Eats At the moment, it's exactly what we were doing. Yeah, amongst other things I gotta find a way to make money. Yeah, exactly. Right. We are uberings fucking perfect for that, right? It is Yeah, just back to that that video. Where did you guys break into exactly because you guys were successful in breaking into a few places? Yeah, we are broken to the afl grand final. Yeah That's what put us on the map In the youtube world. Yeah, I think I got a lot of media attention Then we did it the year after you guys streaked. Yeah, that's so much smarter because we got a lot of hate for what we did Yeah, we sort of disrupted a game Unintentionally, but anyway, it's first quarter. Yeah, exactly Yeah, and they were they both was down the other end when we ran on like that was that's full That's a good goal. That's full legit. Well, we were like we'll run We even say in the intro of the video like we don't want to disrupt the game We just want to like we didn't even mean to get on TV. Yeah, we just wanted to be us We weren't even on the field. Yeah, those were stunt doubles And then we just fucking ran on and then the adrenaline took over and then I turn around and the fucking ball's like 10 meters away I'm like, holy fuck. I just ruined our careers Yeah, wow Yeah, so you've done. Yeah, it's obviously the Gabba or whatever the stadium the grand final for the afl MCG, right? Um, we did opt a stadium because it was in Perth for one year Yeah, and then it's probably never going to be there again Because we did it in breezy and everyone's like, oh, they'll never have it there again. Yeah So that was yeah did that. Um, we snuck into the Gabba for the ashes. Oh, yeah, and then What do we see a couple festivals? Yeah, yeah, the the festivals as well. Yeah, have you guys failed at sneaking into shit as well? No, not yet. Really? We're waiting for our first time. Our first that's gonna be so awkward Do you remember we tried to fucking jump the fence into that What was our festival a post Malone concert? Yeah post Malone concert and fucking so cringy when you get caught Charmy was the only one that got in he just ditched us all and just Yeah, we went ubering. Yeah. Yeah, fuck that was yeah, we went ubering after we got caught Oh, yes So how long have you guys been doing videos in total now? Oh, so two years ago two years. Yeah two years And so what's the plan with it? Obviously you want to do it full time Do you have like a like a like a bigger plan or is it just just be youtubers make videos at the moment? I suppose like the the plan is to kind of be Our plan is to be like our like our dream is to be the biggest youtube channel in australia Not like by subscriber count just by like following in terms of Um, like the brand you can build everything. That's the dream, but um, yeah So that's like kind of what the plan is and also just as long as we're having fun Yeah, very much. Yeah start a wave of like hopefully youtubeing in australia as well because We both feel like it's a pretty dry thing. Yeah, you're right. Yeah Yeah, well you guys that's why like you guys Like it hasn't been anyone doing what sort of like the in the prank Doing the prank shit for years And we're always just like like when's when's the next person coming and here's are on face with there's a cheers everybody cheers cheers boys We did it But yeah, no that's a plan do all that. Yeah, fuck it. Do you guys watch any find inspiration from any other youtubers? Do you guys watch any? suppose like the you gotta like in terms of the og pranks like Nelka up there like we try to change up as much as we can but like in terms of they've got like the perfect blueprint in terms of Yeah, um, and then there's all like a lot of upcoming Um youtubers that we like watching where they're like loaf Canel joseph and stuff like that dude. We oh loaf. I thought you were gonna say lorff. I am lorff. Do you guys know la Hws no doubt it's not so this was a Andrew hails He was like he was like the og prank guy like social experiment guy like on youtube Like one of the first 10 years ago and that michael nice to watch him He's from america We just go to universities and just do real basic shit like walking next to people and then just start holding their hands and She'll have that just rule like basic shit and just fucking blew up and then Yeah, that's who we are. I thought when you said loaf I got excited, but no, I can be You guys should check we're so connected like you guys are misfit mind mm Yeah, what the fuck there's so many similarities You guys did the afl final we did the afl final the only difference is that we're just 10 years older than you Can't know 12 years old and he's like 30 years older than you guys Matt Brown's very like 78 or so. Yeah, you haven't yeah, you haven't really aged that well But yeah, we are the same kind of similar looking in a way Long hair short hair short hair. This is your future boys Drink it Cause your mind goes there. Matt's suggesting that it's some sort of porn So how'd you guys do that? We saw the fucking the billboard we show me that would have cost a bit, right? Yeah emptied the bank account for that one. Yeah, I think it was like four grand Yeah, I'm full. We've always kind of just all the money we've ever made from Our account. We've just spent it on videos. Yeah, that's a good way to be if we have a thousand dollars We'll spend a thousand dollars on a video. Yeah, I think we had four thousand. So we just Think we even had to go into your bank account for a little of it. Yeah, but no, that was very fun Yeah, do something like that. Yeah, you got to do that. I've done that before Yeah, that was very good. You don't have to fucking do it that bad Like we could have had a house. I did steal from you. Yeah, I could have literally had a house Or at least the beginning of a house anyway, they're not cheap at all. No, and there's shit like shit Well, the ones we because we got the digital ones that like where it's just like the emi your ad and then for like three seconds And then boom, it's gone for like 20 seconds. Yes. They're cycling for other ends. It's like we didn't even know that We thought we had the full thing Yeah, it's so shit like like and we saw no Improved like we I bought like 13 billboards around brisbane Holy and like in some like pretty high densely populated areas nothing didn't no one fuck Oh, we got some pictures people take photos and like DM them to us. That was it. Yeah Like no growth no new news and give a shit about it. It's fucking lying. What the fuck have you guys ever seen a dead boy? No, I haven't What's the what's the most what's the most fucked thing that's happened to you guys so far? It doesn't have to even be video related What just in life? Yeah Let's just hear a fucking story. Oh god a misfit mind story Holy shit Fuck i'm trying to think sorry put yous on the spot there No, that's like it's got us on the spot, but there's like some fucked up shit, but like What do you want to say, you know, are you going through your mind what you can and can't say? Yeah, like already like five things have hit me in the head, but it might you might catch a case after it Yeah, yeah, not like in terms of Fucking I'm trying to think the case of aids. Yeah, exactly. Um I don't know video wise like probably just getting in trouble really have the cops been ringworm on you a couple times Yeah, the fullogram final um, like we We got a we're like how have we it was crazy We're sitting in the car and we're like how said goes you like how we feel like finessed like The cops and as like he says that we get a no-caller ID And they're like where I ever answer it But they said they're like if you don't come to the police station tomorrow at 12 We're coming to your house to arrest you because I wanted to arrest us after that suspicion of fraud or something Yeah, okay, and we're just like and they're like it's a very serious thing And then like fuck we may as well go in there as we went in there. They're like we actually can't do anything to you Oh Scare tactics to make you all scared. Yeah, they let us in we just asked when we snuck in Which was just a complete fluke by us. We're like, oh, can we use the lift and the security guard was like, yeah, no worries So that just got us like completely off the hook with it. Yeah So they just got you in there what to say well done and then they sat us down and they started saying You could have been terrorists and stuff like that. Oh my god. Well, that's their fucking fault All you're doing is highlighting a weakness in their security, man, shit That's pissed me brown It almost is like exactly what if we were terrorists and like exactly get in but yeah, like fix your own shit Maybe we should like we should go and bomb the fucking aphrodisiac like a fake bomb. We don't Fuck it, man. Let's get this will hire in some fertilizer And let's make a massive bomb each and we'll go in there and see if we can fucking fuck shit up Is not happening. Yeah, and one bomb we mean help. That's what we thought that meant In another language it does. Yeah, exactly. How do people react when a bomb goes off next to them? Yeah, exactly It'll be safe. It'll be like, yeah, we'll do all the pyrotechnic shit. We'll stand in there like the the alleyways We won't sit directly next to someone. We're not bombing anything. Sorry We Oh, yeah, any bad reactions from social experiments yet Yeah, we've had one of the first pranks we ever did Because we started so we're just doing skits and then we snuck into the afl grand final We kind of just got labeled as pranksters. So we started doing like more prank videos I was trying to buy things that don't exist So we went into a like a mechanics and was asking we're asking for blink of fluid And then they saw we were filming I was like I was walking back to the car and there was like four of them and each one of them was like Oh, mate, you're gonna have to go have to talk to like Maddie I want to talk to Maddie and then he's like you're gonna have to go talk to brownie or whatever and like the hell we're taking the piss out of you Such a good Great clip. It was like hilarious and then we're driving off. They see the camera camera And they actually got into one of the cars they were Servicing it was like a BMW like a hell nice car driving so crazy like a ratic across the road like going on path Like literally driving like fucking crazy. It'll be like the FBI. Yeah. Well, there's one of their not FBI like a stolen car Like they're trying to scare you. No, they were chasing after us and this was like dumb ass We drove like 100 meters down the road Turn the corner pull over to watch the clip Because we were just like fuck we wanted to see the clip so badly I'm like now I've learned our lesson like get the fuck out of there Then watch the clip don't shit. We're watching the clip and they're fucking like pull up right next to us and just spray Us and like say that you we're hearing from their lawyers and we're gonna go to court We're just like wow for the blink of fluid. Yeah, like such a harmless And they got so triggered so you couldn't use the footage. No, we didn't use it So naive like pretty new like new to it. We're still fucking you but like in terms of just we're like, oh Shit, like that was our first kind of conflict. We're like, oh, no, like we can't post it which we did But usually like all the good stuff we just leave in there. So Yeah, do you guys go on ask people like be like, oh, we're filming. So we used to do that, but then like Yeah, just like fuck it. Don't don't worry about no one is ever really gonna Yeah, and it doesn't affect their light like in one in a million chance it might like Yeah, you only ask it if they've like done something real wack. Yeah, where they look fucked Yeah, I've had like we put on video like a chick offering me DMT and Shit like that like when we're doing a video like she's in jail now She is yeah, she still writes to me, but like she's got like What was it? I was like saying like ban paper ban paper straws like fuck the turtles And she said, yeah, fuck the paper straws walked off and then I was still standing there She came up and she said you want some DMT and I was just like, oh, I'm not really looking for it It's like it's good shit and I was like, oh good. Like oh, that's that for that apart from that nothing really Yeah, we had one guy This was like probably the most hectic prank we've ever done. I was like reversing my car Into a pole like asking someone to back me out and then just like tapping this pole Like a shopping. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and then we would come in and be like, oh What's happened and like instead of backing up the guy who was backing me up just back me up And he lost his shit and like got his keys out and was like, I'll put this through your neck So we like he was losing his shit. We blurred his face out because we were like, this is just Oh, we don't see that. It's like yeah. Yeah. It's like fuck. Fuck. But yeah, our favorite, right? You should have let him like stab me in the neck That's what everyone wants to do anyway You guys should try it out How our favorite prank is like a good example is Going to tradies and asking them to stop working so it's not as loud so we can livestream Like the sort of one where we're looking like the idiots. Yeah, it's what we try to do Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, you want to make this like taking the piss out of yourself More than them. Yeah, not the person. Yeah. Yeah The interaction happens and you know, you you kind of hope that they You know go on their lunch break and we'll be like that that fucking idiot telling us to be quiet So he can live stream in a minecraft one day like they can laugh about it as well Yeah, they seem to be like how are you that fucked come? Yeah, for sure for sure What about um, have you guys What do your parents think how's that gone down because you're only young So they're still like, oh, you know, you got your whole life ahead like it's probably better being younger My mom was like, yeah, fuck you don't I'm like the youngest of four kids. So like I think it's just starts to wear down and doesn't care as much Yeah, like given up on you. Like it's like they've tried so hard with the first I didn't really want to have this as the thing where I brought it up and everything But if you want to talk about it, yeah, like they've kind of given up on me Actually, they passed away. Yeah, they've given up No, they um, they kind of they're a bit more lenient and stuff like that in terms of and also I just like I never really wanted to go to uni So that now they're pretty like killed with it all They kind of supporting as long as I'm having fun, I suppose Yeah, well, fuck that's why they've been super supportive. Yeah, that's just sick because It'd be a different story if you know, they're telling you not to do it. Oh, man Yeah, you obviously want to make your parents proud and What about your parents? Yeah, they've come around. They're good Well, you know, they're like, oh, you know, we're proud of you now that you've now that we're making like A living out of it. I think it's like especially with the outside It was a bit confronting because we're not just sort of going around doing pranks We're like sort of hurting each other on live streams Looking like we were sort of like we shouldn't And we made a lot of bad mental asylum a lot of bad decisions and we were like, you know In our late 20s So much debt because we got into so much Long story long story so much debt and it's just just like our light We were like we were fucking just uber in like 30 hours in like three days and and then just Beating each other to a pulp for the rest of the week. Yeah Anyway, but yeah, so our parents were like, yeah, I just stopped talking to them. I just was like, don't just fucking Yeah, they're also like very old fashioned in terms of like if you say social media, they're just kind of like Can't make a living like I was like at a Um birthday dinner for like one of my grandparents Like a month ago and there was a lady there and she was like, oh, like Yeah, what are you doing at the moment? I told her and she's like, oh, you can't be doing that forever though Like yeah, are you gonna grow up sometime? Yeah, you gotta grow up sometime Happens all the time So how'd you how'd you boys meet? Do you guys go to school together went to school together and like pretty good friends from Year 8 onwards and did you guys ever do want to do like youtube at then? Now we used to fuck around a lot like I've actually got a clip on my phone I would have been in year 9 I was working at hunger jackson Ended up quitting and they didn't give me the money back for my uniform And I like paid a bond for it And I was just like, oh fuck it so like a year later I put the hunger jacks uniform on and actually went into hunger jacks Like made myself chips in a soft serve and like got some chicken nuggets and walked out She's like and we filmed it but like never didn't just never posted anything. We just or really filmed anything We just like do shit Just for fun. Yeah. Yeah But no, yeah, we kind of just We like when we just decided we always like we always liked it I kind of got onto the youtube like train like watching all the stuff probably like At the start of high school. I wasn't like kind of before that Um, and then yeah, just got really into it and then which I was like, fuck you pretty cool life They like youtube seemed like they have a pretty good life But yeah, they did they well, you know a lot of youtubers too. They it's like part of the job is to like make your life look fucking Incredible to yeah, which is something like yeah, it's not a really gross part of it We find yeah, but yeah, you got to do it though because you got to want people to want to have your life Yeah, that's yeah because it makes you more watchable. Whereas, you know Well, like yeah, if you look at our past dwellings, they're not like the most appealing places Well, yeah our first like viral videos Michael was living in one of our mates just sheds in his garage So we just he's built a bed in this shed We're filming videos in there and she's all the comments are like, what's fucking wrong with these guys? Why they why they're living in sheds and all this? Oh man Shed after shed after shed and that that's what I guess we're just saying to you guys before like It's just going paycheck to paycheck or earning enough money so you can do your next video Just keep going week to week. Yeah, I guess at least you got a van that you can sleep in. Yeah, it's actually so good It's falling apart, but it's like getting you from a to b though. Yeah Fuck yeah once you have a van you have you've done some nights together in there. Just like oh We traveled around Australia in the van together. Yeah with another mate. So three of us in the van Um, you can actually like put the front seats down. So there's a single there and then the double at the back Oh sick. Yeah, that works pretty good. But um, you definitely get a few raised eyebrows driving around with three blokes Yeah, so in the middle of someone naked not naked, but like we're in Yeah, yeah Let's see if we got any uh fan questions too. I checked some up on our story question for misfit minds Why do they enjoy eating dog food of different flavors? Oh That was actually pretty fucked up. Yeah, that was a foul. It's sour. Would you guys do it? Wax it in the dog food like it's real. It's not good for humans. No, it can't be good. Do they put horse in dog food? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that yeah, oh man. I used to feed bozzly like Because you know we'd be so poor at the end of the day I just be scratching up coins in the bottom of the car to go and buy can of fucking dog food for him And he got he was so fat and so sick all the time and as soon as we had a little bit of money now I just it's like a king and he's fucking hasn't been sick since so there must be some fucked like the jelly shit Oh, that's what we were eating It's yeah, don't don't really enjoy it that much. It's like I was putting on a brave face Yeah, yeah the wet dog food the texture is hard to stomach. You can do it if you fucking psych yourself up Yeah, we're like out of park just chucking our guts up people are just looking like one of these guys doing Oh, man Yeah, shit. So dog food. What's the best one? Ah Probably the lamb and lamb and rice. Yeah, that was Chris Brown approved. Yeah, send him an invoice Uh question for misfit minds Can you ask them what it's like being the biggest youtube channel in australia and no one even knows about them? It's true. Um We'll answer that one Fuck it's pretty good. It is good. Yeah That saying sort of became a thing like because you guys are getting pretty big on like the engagement and shit and the views You guys are getting for the channel your size It's kind of getting up there. We just we said it like on our third law like second youtube video We just said we're the biggest youtube channel in straddle and we had like 300 subscribers or like 500 subscribers And then kind of just like we just kept keep saying it Um and like yeah, that's about it. It's catched on to the fans. It's kind of just yeah It's like it's like a saying it's like us saying we're the best at the end of every podcast. Yes, exactly right Yeah All right, let's do some what would you rather's and then we'll fucking We'll do the lying to locky or we fill the boys in on the lying to locky. Um But we'll do some what would you rather's and then um, yeah fucking and matt you're you're first out what's good What would you rather? You hate being put on the spot watch this this will be so good Um Holy shit, sorry about that. I've got one. I've got one. Okay. Would you rather okay? You've got you have two kids in the future. Okay, if you don't do this everyone dies so The first kid okay one kid six one kids five you First option is you kill your six year old you've got to kill the six year old yourself six year old Hey, are you killing them? Um, I'm gonna go with it's Legend before punch you got to use a fork punch to death Or you make the five year old and the six year old fight to death So you either fuck up one child's life or kill one child or you make two children your kids Fight to death. So one dies and then you fuck up the other one psychologically because it's had to kill that other You choose the first one then because that's the first one. Are you doing it in front of the six year old five year old? You can't save that one's life show a bit of tough love, I suppose So yeah, you'd kill so you just see wouldn't you just choose the one life to ruin instead of two? Yeah, so but then you'd have to do it. Oh, I see. I see. That's a tricky one. It's a tricky one Look, it is that's a tricky one. Michael. All right, I probably let him fight I probably at least you don't have to deal with it And you're like you can probably get some content out of it hard to kill like in especially your own kid But like I don't think a five-year-old would be able to kill a six-year-old Well, yeah, no, you let them fight whoever wins wins But whichever one wins gets to live But like they wouldn't even be able to they wouldn't even be able to kill each other unless you gave them the weapons It's like a three month process like a potato peeler each. Yeah, see what that little knife or something Great thumbnail and title. Yeah. Yeah. It's a great video idea. Yeah There you go. That's my one. I'm out all right, would you guys rather Fuck a goat but nobody knows you're fucked a goat Or everybody thinks you're fucked a goat or you haven't actually fucked a goat. I'd probably fuck a goat Yeah, yeah, I think I probably have to do it. You just turn the lights off I tell my close like friends. I'd be like dude like I'd tell someone and tell everyone that I fucked a goat Yeah, yeah, if you do it like on a boys night, it's all right. It's funny. Have you heard about that story? This is unbelievable Apparently this like team right this famous is a mad monday afl team I don't know. They might have been like, I don't know if they're like pro afl or recently like the couple weeks ago Sucking each other off The jokes like that is committed to a joke. The guy who sucked the captain's dick. He's vice captain next year Yeah, but holy shit, that was pretty crazy. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, I'd probably I'd probably fucked a goat. Would you rather Uh bite all of your fingers off You have to bite them all off You've only got an hour to do it Or would you rather Punch your mum once in the head, but you can never explain to her why you did it Oh, dude, he'd ruin your relationship with like it might you might be able to come back You might be able to come back from that. It depends what your relationship with your mum Like you could say I think I would maybe I'd probably punch my mum because is it a clean hit? Yeah, it has to be a dog shot. It has to be a dog. I don't want like I'd tell her later in life that look it was that or I bite my fingers off You're not allowed to you're not allowed to otherwise. Okay. No. Well. Yeah. Fuck it. I just tell her in heaven when we die eventually Or wherever we go. I'd be like mom. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just so creepy It's so embarrassing punching your mum and then not being able to say why Dad would get mad like a pretty bad torture method. So I wouldn't want to do that to myself. Yeah, I would be sorry I don't want to do it to my mum, but Mum can take you here coconut as a head. I reckon mum can take you here. She's got a strong chin Yeah, I'd probably yeah, I'd have to do mum too, but I'd hate to do it You just say that you had like a like an anxiety attack or something. I just I freaked out leave it on depression or something Yeah, I'm on on environment It's climate change climate change. Yeah, fucking hell. Yeah, no, I'd hit mum too. Yeah, sorry mum. Sorry about um Would you rather sit on a cake? And eat dick or sit on a dick and eat cake That's a classic. That's I'd probably sit on a cake And eat dick. Yeah, I'd probably rather suck a dick than have a dick in me It's a bit more violating. I don't know if this is You're having a cake If you're sitting on it, you're not tasting it and you're also Tasting a dick. What about yeah, I don't know. That's a hard. I'd probably go but then I'd probably still suck it Yeah, yeah, I'd suck that and I'd probably do like a pretty good job because I'd know the alternative Wait, do you have to suck does it come in you and do you have to make it come? Fuck that really changes things. Yeah, see that's is then it's hard work with the If it's just one squat on cock It's easy. Yeah, like but then like you could have to squat for a while. It could be really annoying Squatting is harder than than just sucking. Yeah, I'd probably just Go to another place and just put some headphones on and just fucking You'd have to this channel like a spot in your mind where it's silent hum loudly a song Probably feel good too if it goes humming a song Oh, wow. Yeah might make it go Yeah, okay. Yeah Anyway, we'll give that a little clap. Hey All right guys now we're moving on to lying to lucky as you know This has turned into the greatest segment of the entire podcast. We've been able to lie to that fucking cunt Like six weeks in a row now. He has no fucking idea Well today Michael and I had our first taste of failure We called him we wanted to surprise attack him during the day because he knows to expect a lie Wednesday night or Thursday night. He knows to expect it So we got Eila to call him during the day And we wanted Eila to say oh jacks Their dog is is really sick. He's throwing up blood and she had us on loudspeaker and we're filming it Which we'll cut to after I finish explaining this But fucking lucky called it. He's like no you're lying because Eila smiles Yeah, don't smirk Eila. That is not good, but still that brown loves you. Yeah, because first he was like Yeah, I was like, oh, he's throwing up blood and like he's like, oh really? Yeah, we should have been letting it. Ah, we got you. We could have got him Then you'll hear in the clip and then there was silence for a second and he goes no you're lying So I was obviously been seen there and then just started smiling. It's like, of course. He's gonna know you're lying Eila All right guys, um, we're doing the That's okay We're doing the lying to locky segment during the day because locky's on to us at night So on the phone right now we have Eila and she's with locky like at the same house She's going to now leave her phone on loudspeaker walk out to locky and say that jacks their dog is really really sick and then We'll be able to hear on the loudspeaker if locky believes it and then we come in and just fucking tell him He's a fucking if you believe me. I reckon they say that he's been vomiting And he's he's got to go to the vet. Sean's taking him your dad to the vet No, no, Sean's asked if one of you guys can take him because he's got to do something. He's got an appointment somewhere else Hey locky That is called me He's called me and jacks is really sick. He's like vomiting and stuff like blood Oh Well, he did technically say or really yeah locky we had him for like a split moment Oh, you know, I think he got us then Okay, that's so shit. All right locky look like we're glad that you're not trusting anymore Like you don't trust anything anyone tells you anymore. So that's good, but We'll have to step it up. You win this round You win this It's six six one to us. Yeah Wait, what were they together? Yeah. Yeah, we go in person because we the calls he expects now as soon as he hears something sus He's like so the task at hand today It's enormous What we're gonna go what would the what we're relying on right now Is we're gonna say that isla Was a decoy and we told isla to smile We did well, I'm gonna see his decoy. Did we? Yes. Okay I like it So what we're gonna get one of the boys to do we they're gonna call locky. All right And uh, they're gonna say that they're like, oh, hey, um, I emailed you A couple of months ago about an nft project we've got going and what's a good name for an nft project here I reckon starlight starlight. That's great. All right starlight. Yeah the starlight nft project Um, you you replied and said um, you and jackson might be interested in in promoting it Do you say it's for charity or something? No, I don't say it's for charity. Oh, that's always good guilt rhythm Yeah, it is good, but it might not be good. Yeah, he might be like, yeah, fuck that Yeah, true, but no, no, that's he'd be like, yeah, it's not yeah, no, he'd be like he'd say I change into delta charity. Fuck you. That's what he'd say. Wait, let's change it to eclipse Eclipse nfts That just rolls off the tongue. That's like, yeah, I kind of want to get involved with that. Yeah, it's a space So what are we saying? We're saying saying hey, mate? I emailed you a couple of months ago about an nft project um And was wondering if you and jackson would be interested in promoting our launch um, we've got big money for the marketing budget and Okay, let's just do it now. I'm lucky you're you pretend to ring ring ring ring Hi, this is lucky Yeah, good day. This is uh, nick jadson from eclipse nfts. How you going today, mate? Oh, sorry eclipse nfts. Yeah, what's what's that mean? Like, yeah, sorry, mate I've probably caught you at a wrong time. It's a bit late at night But um, I was just calling to say a few months ago I uh flick to you guys an email about maybe you guys be would be keen to hop on board. I know. I know that email Yes, yes. Well, I was just wondering. Yeah, we'll do it. Yeah, we're gonna do it. You're being lied to lucky Dude, we're good. We this is gonna work. This is gonna work. That's calling. Was that good? Was that? Yeah, no, no, you've got a good voice for it. Is that the classic astralia? You sold me. I didn't even know that I'd done that and I thought I did Okay, so what we're gonna do now, we're gonna text him and we're like, oh, hey, mate Handley here. So sorry about the late call Just things are getting a little Well, I emailed you about the the nft project a couple of months ago If you've got a free five minutes, just give me a give me a quick buzz mate. There's a pretty big opportunity come up Yeah, that's good short and sweet with it. All right. So have a read of that just so you're familiar with our story and then I guess we play the waiting game Matt Brown, that's your favorite game and luckily we got alcohol That's your favorite game. You love playing that fucking game I had a question fellas. How do you get away with those brand deals? Just saying whatever you want. Oh, oh, yeah. What the fuck? Well, I think that was incredible. Yeah, man scapes just like They they just know who we are now and and they just they accept it and and yeah, it's fucking Yeah, our fans have been very beautiful to actually use the code and also using it Well, and you know, we get told all the time. It's the only brand deal that we sit through Yeah, because it's just some it's honest It's funny. We were kissing ourselves at like some of the ones you've done like it's yeah, but it's real as well as we had a Like we got a little brand deal with tiktok. So we have to make a tiktok For tiktok, right? So we make it send it to them. They approve it We post it and it gets taken down by tiktok and then they're like you have to make this again And it's just like it's it's your app. But what do you mean? What they have moved it. Yeah, and then they said community guidelines Oh, dude. Yeah, we've tiktok is tiktok is rough for us We've had we've put up prank calls and they've removed them for um for sexual Like say or dangerous activity and she like that. I'm just like what the fuck tiktok And then you appeal and then the appeal is like no, no, yeah, we were right to remove you actually are playing with someone's mind Yeah, yeah, I guess I guess but dangerous behavior and you and and you like with the we're cupcakeing each other and that got Self-cropping for sexual content. It's like, how is that fucking sexual? It's getting worse and worse dude back in the day like even like Four years ago. Fuck it was good. You just post whatever the hell you want Yeah, it just seems so hypocritical as well. Like that'll be sexual content, but then they'll be like, yeah Yeah, I don't think it's like the fucking yeah. I know what you mean, dude Yeah, I don't think that will ever be Favoured on the big platforms Hence the website. Yeah the university Check it out But anyway boys thanks heaps for coming on um everyone check out their content misfit minds on all platforms It's fucking gold and watch this space. I reckon they'll be the next they'll be the next charming times 10 cunt Thank you Times fucking 10 cunt. Thank you very much for having us. Um, we do have your phone still connect to bluetooth So if locky does reply or call you Matt you fucking move immediately. You get off the couch and fuck off And we'll get the boys back on and we'll can and we will try to conduct this line to locky. Yeah, it will happen All right, boys. It's been an absolute pleasure. No fucking thanks for coming on boys. Fucking legends Let's have a um, let's have a quick fucking massive Bong break. Oh, yeah And then we'll get back with on this day matt's black book and michael's fucking bible and we're back All right guys as promised it's now time For michael's bible and michael's bible is where he has put all of his wisdom down on paper And um, he's pretty much it's god level wisdom matt brown Sorry, you live by it. I live by it and it's changed our lives refer to him as bezis as he reads michael's bible Shut up. I live by it I live by a I live by Okay, griffin door. Oh, fuck me. I've a bit clank clunk clank clunk You've had a fucking couple of fucking fuck lily. Yeah, it was a flele Okay, this isn't even a chapter. This is just fucking thoughts This is thoughts from the bible. This is like the appendix in the bible Sorry Cape york be high and cape down below Oh, we're gonna try that again. Fuck Cape york be high and cape town below I can hear with my ears and smell with my nose A Find can be found if a care can be cared. I can see with my eyes Watch as I stare Cape york be high Cape town below I can hear with my ears. I can smell with my nose A find can be found if a care can be cared I can see with my eyes Watch as I stare Cape york be high And cape town below I can hear with my ears. I can smell with my nose A find can be found if a care can be cared I can see with my eyes Watch as I stare Sorry Wow That's poem as That's turning into poetry Now you might be thinking why did he say it three times? Yeah We are all thinking that But why not say it three times? That's so true. I never thought about it from that angle or perspective You know how in song sometimes in the in the chorus they repeat the same word over and over again? Yeah, yeah, yep That's what I did but in long form So like fuck. Well, thank you. It's fine. Um, anyway, sorry Moving on to on this day and on this day is a segment where matt has Researched a day in history Where something spectacular has happened on this day like but years ago. So it makes sense matt and is quite proud of this one Yeah, well That's exciting. He's never admitted to being proud of one. Let's see what it says. Hey, I'm listening on this day in 1966 a wild eagle snatched a baby straight out of its mother's arms while she was breastfeeding It was me. I was that wild eagle back in 1966 I snatched the baby and took it to my nest There I shredded the baby with my strong sharp talons and fed it to my chicks I would right now love to take this opportunity to apologize to that mother for my actions So that's what I'm gonna do right now I'm gonna stand up and publicly say sorry to this mother and if I don't That means that I hate women Yes, that's right. If I don't stand up and apologize right now That means that I've developed a deep deep hatred for women be a man matt No, surely he's gonna apologize It's time for brown book. Are you saying that you hate women matt? Because that's kind of what it sounds like you're saying there's only one woman for me Are you saying sorry? Isla that woman's isla Oh my god Are you not apologizing just to be clear? No Wow, so he hates women someone someone's screen record this matt brown hates women Screen record it and send it to him. He said it yourself Send it to your mother No Mom is innocent always So you've you've Man matt you confuse a shit out of me sometimes man. Anyway Moving on Oh hang on I just found a die entry from um me Diering entry number Today I went on our annual grocery shop with mum Mum bought 20 packets of noodles and two bags of sugar sugar noodles is our main meal We also bought dried fruit rice candles and ice cubes for dessert Mum says ice cubes with sugar sprinkled on is the same as ice cream I asked mum for a chocolate and she grabbed my wrist really hard and said no Then she pushed my face hard and I stumbled back into a shelf My long neck slung into canned foods and a few of the coal staff laughed at me It was a pretty good day Oh my god, they had coals back then Oh For a long time. Yeah, dude. Cole's been around for ages even I was alive. I think yeah, dude And it's serious like you used to have sugar and noodles as your meal Yeah, the more I think about that then where I'm like, what the fuck is going on is insane You know what makes me think I don't even know if I should say this because it's sort of pointing out some parenting flaws Maybe it maybe it describes But look, let's just pretend it's a hypothetical. All right With the lunches we make for esters like so there's so much variety We put so much effort in it's like a lot 10 different really delicious healthy things every day And I think back to my lunches. I mean this hypothetical person's lunches I'm like, what the fuck Just what were you getting for lunch? Nutella and butter on bread. That's it That was the only thing in my lunchbox. Maybe it's like two slices of bread Smushed together and I remember like kids be like Like what the fuck is that? Yeah, I would always leave my sandwiches behind like I'd mum would come home I haven't eaten my sandwich because I've got all the good shit. You've got the dunkaroos You got the roll-ups. You've got the tiny teddies You've got like just a bag of chips that you throw on the bin because you can't be fucked Yeah, little bags of chips. Dude, I'd throw my sandwiches at the kid that only had a sandwich because I had all this stuff That's me. I was that kid That's so fun. And then I come home and be like hypothetically Why well like how come I don't have any variety? I'm like, and you know Hypothetically be like, oh, yeah, we can get you. We can get you some more stuff. Yeah, no worries. And then it just never happened Such a dark channel. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's it's a german. It's something about germany It's just I'm just saying that well in this hypothetical. Yeah, it's a german. You're assuming that it's german and that's racist Hey, I have a feeling about it Anyway Oh, yeah, it's time Onto the darkest most demonic segment Of all podcasts In all of the worlds It's time for matt browns that that man that man right there It's time for his black book where he has compiled a list of all of the sexual experiences that he has had Throughout his entire life. They are fucked. It is graphic. It is fucked So get ready because you'll never hear nothing like this ever before can't Recap So as you might remember last episode Matt um He had demon powers. He fought satan and he actually ended up having satan so You became satan dinya matt at the end of that So lucifer himself. So that's where we are at, right? And he fucked a kid whale which is That was like four episodes ago It's a key point for me. All right. So matt and pinocchio is dead. So matt is satan right now Sorry I look down at my body and i'm a light shade of red I suddenly have long sharp fingernails. I feel a tail extend from above my arse I felt more powerful than ever julian and I stared each other in disbelief. You did it matt You're satan now You're the ruler of hell We did it julian If you didn't save me from steven hawking's I would be dead now I see tears rolling down my sweet julian's face I'm overwhelmed with emotion and I stride towards him julian runs and we embrace each other We kiss passionately and we're both crying I sucked on julian's bottom lip and then pressed my tongue into his mouth Our tongues wrestled and our mouths mushed together. It was the most beautiful moment. I had ever experienced I truly did love julian with my whole heart We stopped kissing kissing briefly to stare at each other's eyes We both still had our arms wrapped around each other and the tips of our noses were touching as we wept with pure happiness I thought I was gonna lose you mattie Stop stop julian. I'm I'm safe now We can finally be together our mouths connect again and our movements start becoming more firm and sexual With both hands I grab julian's arse cheeks and lift him off the ground He wraps his legs around me and starts sucking my neck. Oh my god julian Don't stop. Oh don't ever stop Have me mattie have me as hard as you can We become frantic and remove our clothes. Wait julian I don't think I should have you. I think you should have me But if I have you then I become satan Exactly. I'm not made for hell. You are you're perfect for down here. I belong up on earth You want me to be satan? for real As long as you send me back to earth mattie But then I won't get to see you You can come and visit and take on a human form mattie. That's crazy I've got it all figured out julian. I go up to earth and get a human job I don't know what yet, but I think I could use my mints to make concrete or something and then sell it Then you come up when you aren't ruling hell and you could also get a human job I'm thinking maybe like a doctor or a president. No, fuck that. I'll just sell drugs or some shit No, no, no, I'll make videos and shit. Yeah. Yeah, I'll make vids. Yeah, perfect Then we make human friends at our jobs and get our human friends to become friends That way we slowly come back into it into each other's lives and no one will ever suspect a thing Eventually we can be together every day again, but on earth That is fucking crazy mattie But I'll do anything for you Fuck it. Let's do it. I immediately dropped my knees and grabbed the base of julian's cock I teased him a little and touched the tip with my tongue Then just as I wrapped my warm lips around julian's cock What the fuck is this hitler was standing there looking completely confused Charlie you did not forget our team mr. Brown I had promised hitler to let him have me in exchange for the information of how to become a demon to defeat satan Hitler circumstances have changed You can have your have but I have to let julian have me first And let julian become satan. I don't think so mr. Brown Why do you think I made this deal with you to begin this? Because I if you did happen to defeat satan then I would be able to have you making me satan Becoming satan was my plan all along you dirty german bastard the deal is off I'm satan suck shit now get out of here before I kill you a sly smile crept over hitler's face I had a feeling you might become greedy mr. Brown But there is something you don't know about me I too am a demon I too am very powerful I have been secretly training for this last 60 years for this moment Hitler lunges at me in a shocking speed his knee drives straight into my chest And I hear some of my ribs break as I fly backwards hitler advances again And I step out of the way and king hitler in the side of the head. He stumbles but remains standing Let's fucking get it maddie stay out of this julian. He's incredibly strong. No, no, no Fuck that if you fuck with maddie you fuck with me julian sprints at hitler julian No hitler ducks julian's wild haymaker and throws an almighty uppercut It connects with julian's chin and sends him flying He slams into the ceiling and falls back down to the next to hitler I didn't didn't even have time to react before hitler started stomping julian I heard julian's ribcage crack and splinter with every stomp. I begin running at hitler But before I could reach him hitler punched straight down at julian and his fist exploded through julian's chest I land a flying kick into hitler and his skids across the room julian julian is a mangled mess. There's blood pouring from his mouth. He's clearly dying Maddie I will always love you can't I stroke julian's cheek as I sob No julian, please I can't do this without you julian No I Watch julian fall unconscious And my despair quickly turns to rage and I'd look up Hitler had just taken the only thing that mattered in my life I'm gonna fucking kill you hitler Okay, mr. Bran. I've had it all before before he even finishes his sentence. I'm above him I bomb dive onto his skull and we fall to the ground together. I'd never felt such rage I take top position on hitler making fists with my hands and erratically start raining down bombs on hitler His face looks shocked and when you found strength hitler tries to block my strikes with his arms But my powerful blows strings swing straight through his defense and slam into his face Blow after blow and hitler can do nothing. This is for julian I start swinging harder and faster hitler stop blocking my fists and they're just slamming straight into his head now He's unconscious, but I keep banging I punch and punch and punch until he's had his nothing but a pile of mush Then I drag my cock and balls through the mush and piss shit on it He is dead my rage subsides and my mind turns back to julian I fly over to him expecting him to be dead then What's this his chest slowly rises and falls julian is clinging to life julian Hang in there an idea hits me If julian has me and becomes satan his satan powers should automatically heal him I get to work and squat over his crotch I grab his flacid cock and start smooshing it up my ass I even thumb his balls in then carefully I start bouncing up and down and feel julian's cock swell slightly Yes, that's it julian I start riding him slowly rolling my hips forwards and backwards while squeezing my asshole around him to make sure His facet cock didn't fall out of my ass. I feel his cock inflate a bit more than more He had a semi now. I ride like I've never ridden before I press down on him to push him deeper inside of me Yes, that's it julian come for me, baby. You can do it. Oh, yeah julian's body faced us to stir and move. He was regaining consciousness I'm now fully bouncing up and down on julian like a drunk schoolie slut He's fully erect then his eyes shoot open suddenly. Oh, I'm coming. Yes julian I feel his warm milky juju juice flood my anal cavity Then I feel my powers leaving me they transfer to julian as he finishes filling my colon I get off of julian and I'm back to normal matt brown without any powers julian's wounds start to heal and I see horns grow on his head Eddie He saved me And I'm satan now Anything for you julian Now Send me back to earth Oh my god Holy shit. Wait. Wait. What is the way of hell? You killed hitler for julian Is that what you're saying matt? For julian. That's what you that's what you personally wrote in that book That's fucking good comeback. That's a good revenge thing for julian. Are you shocked that I met julian before I met you leon? Well, well, yeah, no, I'm in the subject circumstances. That's like so you're back from like ancient scriptures Dead sea scrolls Oh, wow. That was cool Wow, okay. Well, that seems like is the end of the hell um saga. So I guess it's just back to normal fucking now, right? Yeah, julian was over here last night Why are you saying that to me? He delivered me some chips julian So it works their plan is work. This is your plan all along Because you and julian love each other julian julian Anyway, moving right along. It's time for the fucking screaming segment. How long have those cameras been rolling? So long probably like our yeah We've got to keep an eye on the battery because the fucking were they're not used to flailing claila clulu lua Anyway, screaming segment This is a segment where we call a random fucking business nice scream as long and hard as I can If they make it to 60 seconds without hanging up then we tell them that they've won Who what was the business last week? I figure it doesn't matter. I'm going to predict 32 seconds. I'm gonna go 28 Boys care to have a guess at this How long do you reckon they'll last before hanging out? 22 seconds. All right, I'm gonna say I'm gonna they close at nine. I'm gonna say yeah 45 seconds. I feel like they'll hang on for a while Get ready for loud It's 55 seconds. Oh my god It was made though one round win because they were talking back. I really wanted it to them to make it Then I'm like, oh, sorry about that. Can I just get a massage, please? Fuck. Oh, dude. What happened? What's wrong? What happened? What happened? She's trying to talk to us. Oh Yeah, yeah, did you put it on problem? I don't know All right, we time and maybe bong break. All right, let's have you Back all right, we're going to do the comment of the week first and the oh shit We forgot to tell everyone we're running a comment competition. You guys know this Okay, the more times you comment the more chances you have of winning when you're just going to pick a random comment On the season finale and that person will get a thousand dollars And this is comment of the week where matt brown has taken the point himself to choose what he thinks is the best comment From last week's episode and that person who is also in the running for a thousand dollars So if matt's in charge of someone's financial future here, you can win a thousand dollars So if you want maybe offer him a bribe or something and he will choose your comment Give me a half we could go 50 50. Yeah, so it's exciting. All right What's the comment of the week from last week's episode matt brown? It went to young shag official. No And his comment was I love when matt said he heard a noise and sprinted down the hallway to see what it was That is so brown Yeah, that is quite brown That you heard a slight noise and sprint oh, it's fucking terrifying sometimes here There was like a full-on gang fight upstairs during the storm last night. What there's animals in the house or humans I don't know Um, and then julian showed up and I mysteriously stopped and I went to blame him But I realized he was in a in a foot brace. So he couldn't get up there I remember though moving into the house. I live in right now the first like month or two You're gonna get used to it. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, yeah nervous to go and yeah, I felt like real exposed and shit Yeah, outside's a little bit. Anyway, sorry Talk anyway now questions time guys where we answer the questions that you guys comment on the muddy michael fooling actual youtube channel We answer the most liked questions first So once you comment your question have a scroll throw and like the ones that you want us to Fuck an answer if you don't we don't answer your question this week will probably answer it eventually He said keep fuck off All right No, no So over that. Hey wow. All right, uh, uh top question went to ward Oh, okay What's the worst your neighbors have reacted? They must have rang the police a suspected torture at least once We've had a neighbor pull a knife pull something to go to stab. That's how bad shit has gone Inspired me. Uh, next question is from um, maddie. Um Have you guys ever been close to ending your main channel? And if so why? No, we've never been close. It's been close to being ended because when we've had two strikes. That's terrifying Yeah, it's social media. It's very risque. We've never been like, oh, let's delete it. No no way because it's like That's what you work for to build audiences on these platforms. So I want you to fuck off Uh, next question is from oh, it's a big name. So I'm just going to say lou um racist pig All right, I'll have a crack at it. Louis killer rang bogamari. I just made it way worse What I have such an Australian accent for louis colloquially mental oil. Yeah, see All right. Um, a little question for the podcast is if the brown doesn't find love on the bachelor plan What are you guys going to do or what's going to happen to him? We are I think you have to it's like a sacrifice Sacrificial thing you lose like part of your body a limb or a finger. Michael's floating that idea by us No one else has agreed to that but we have sort of settled on some other ideas where you maybe marry an animal A goat or a pig. Um, we're thinking and would you fuck like a you don't have a choice No You wouldn't fuck an animal matt. I find that hard to believe maybe bozzly if we actually know, okay This is beside the point, but it's sort of the same thing. We're gonna get an animal for the property chicken What animal would you like to see comment? What animal you would like us to buy here but bear in mind Ones you have to get licenses and shit for we're probably not gonna get so just something that we can just go and buy Yeah, like chicken and llama Browns can we just go and buy llama pretty sure you can are you fucking kidding me? So if we wanted to we could get 400 llamas Yeah, can we do that? I don't know if we can if we're allowed to get one space Let's get 400 no, but just to to show how stupid that lore is that you shouldn't be able to get that Yeah, but then I would want to look after them forever. Yeah. No, we'll make sure that We'll buy them and then like we'll just every night every morning. I got to work at least 100 of them get out We're gonna rehearse and get them back. We'll just we'll just do it to show that it's silly that you can get 400 Then what do we do with them then we we sell them again? We give them away always set them free in the wild like we did all those rats We charge the walls. Okay. Well, let's buy 400 llamas and send them free. That's a video. Let's do that We'll put them on the highway. Well, it's they got options there. No, no, no Maybe a couple Some of the slower ones. I reckon like it. Yeah, we won't do that actually We'll see All right. Next question is from de coder. No, no, no, she's cool. She comments a lot. I liked it coder Um Matt, how have you been coping at the new house? How are the rats? We sort of just covered it just before but there has been sightings and they're massing I believe they're massing. We're working on it. They they there's lots of poison around I see but I haven't seen any bodies. I think they're on to you and they're um, they're massing What do you think that it's a turf war going up in the fucking ceiling at night, man? A rat turf war or possums. Yeah, the possums and the rats are not getting along up And they're the same same animal Don't trust anything man. Anything with fur you need to fuck to death I walk on it Next question is from Declan rice. Um How do you feel about ruining the word mints for people? I got asked to go I got asked to go get some mints from the shops I couldn't explain why I was laughing so much I never that's so good that that's that's that But you're right whenever someone says mints now I smile creeps across my face and I picture Matt's cock exploding cooked mints. I haven't eaten mints for years But let alone since you saying the mints is connected to sperm Yeah, so, uh, yeah, sorry about that, but All right, next question is what it is Next question is from ricky. That's that's that's that This is a good question. I'm glad somebody asked this because you guys are gonna nail it What is your favorite weapon in worms? Oh, yeah, so bad someone asked that now dude. Oh, man, holy grail bombs got us off But they were they were good. I think when they were landed right I was so annoyed about when he fucked up the holy hand grenades the banana bombs were good. The airstrikes are good Because sometimes okay, this is the best weapon on air on worms and for those of you who don't know what worms are My getting is you're probably like maybe just Just tune out for a bit. This is our senior element So when there was like the perfect formation of worms, they'd be on like they'd be well hidden But they'd be clustered but on the ends of things So you order an airstrike and the airstrike would just kill like a whole team of worms in one go Even though they were well hidden that to me Was made all those sleepless nights worth it Yeah, when you get like for one move multiple kills of the four worms, it's good Bunkerbusters very crucial Yeah, shotgun shotgun was essential. You can chip them off. Yeah Oh, holy shit baseball bat. Yeah baseball bat And the super sheep my god, we wouldn't oh control. Yeah, if you can fly and oh and Yeah, just Really good shit. I don't think many people played worms. I'm again But like for the people that know what we're talking about right now. They they get it Yeah, they're probably like sitting there in their chairs. Just fucking on there has been like Fuck yeah cunt Silly snack man number one the world number one if he's watching He knows he probably remembers the battles we had we beat him a couple times Yeah, we were disgusting when we spoke to him like dude like we've been like we love your work, man You're like you're so good and we beat him We beat him a couple of times He's like, yeah, the only reason I can be world number one is because like my grandma died and I'm living off the million dollars She gave me from just the interest each year He got a million dollars inheritance and put it in a high interest bank account and leaves off the interest So it never goes down. So all he does is just game and he got to world number one and we weren't that far behind him Fuck He dedicated his life to it and we only dedicated him off time to it That was our off time Dude Anyway, the worms days were fucking good. We should start streaming again. If we had time we should do the twitch I'll start the twitch. You guys just bounce in every now and then you have to get it happening I want to say I would love that as worms Thank you We were fucking good. We should get the creator of worms on About All right, we should get the creator on anyway two more questions Um next question from elphi binyon Uh science question is a tone of a fart due to the tightness and moisture at exit point question mark Great question The pitch changes of farts, um comes down to So I've explained this before I'll explain it again. You pull your arse cheeks apart, right with a relaxed asshole Your your asshole go from being very small to like, I don't know 50 cents size, right? Then from that point you tense your asshole so that it comes back down to a tight Like pea sized hole, right? Then when you start farting you can prolong or or speed a fart up based on how relaxed your asshole is so you can then like Slowly open it as a fart comes out so that you can drag that sound out for ages. Does that make sense matt brown? Yeah, yeah So I want everyone to go home and have a try at that please practice in the shower Yeah, just bend over pull your arse cheeks apart and have a go. That's the main thing Just get out there and have have fun with it everyone. Let's go out there and have a fun time Also use floors like the floors Yep Mike this one of michael's go-tos is to make the sound louder is to have half your arsehole covered In in in a hard surface can use walls And you can create like shit crystals on the wall Michael used to rave about his shit crystals at high school stories. He'd come running up to us in the mornings Oh It's like the brown stain in the room And he'd leave sheets of skin on the couch and he'd leave his long hair plaster all over the walls Not the last one. Oh, your bedroom must have been interesting. Yeah, it was tiled The last question is from arnold spurling Um, what's michael's deal with the cold? He seems to cry every time he gets cold It is like okay. It's the thing that fucking hurts I used to be like that I can take pain with other shit, but the cold is just uncomfortable Dude, I totally know what you mean. I used to hate he can do it now I can't now since now after like because got really into wim Hof so during the cold showers Now that's all I do cold showers and now it's like I suppose are very bearable But yeah, I used to be such a bitch with the cold swear for website videos. That's what I had to do We did the can deep heat make your war like your body warm enough So this rubbing cream that warms your body up Then you it burns you put it all of our body and then we go into the ice bath And have it freeze and cold while you're burning internally I can't I scream like I did I literally lose control of the screen chemical reaction there might not be good for it. It's so bad Like even just ice baths in general suck. They hurt So, sorry anyway, that's questions Man, I'm still getting off about the worm shit. We were fucking great I'm glad that question came up. We were great at everyone. I was the executioner. He was the tactician Fuck We need to play worms again. That's all I'm saying. Sorry. All right. What are we up to right now? What are we up to where we're so far and we just need to do prank call and end it unless we check with Loki one more time All right, we try Loki one more time. Then we do prank call don't fuck I feel like everyone's going to be so annoyed if we don't ever like to like you. Look, we have to try around at least one more All right, we gotta have a prank call and then we'll play la la la And the prank call that I I'm going to call Some animal lion they um, you call them when you find like injured wildlife Arnold fine has a pet pig and it's not doing too well He's not sure if that fits criteria since it's a pet Yeah, but he probably won't be very happy if it doesn't And and his wife is sick. His wife is terribly ill brown God your lust filled face Licking your lips. Mmm sweating I have a pic a pic In the backyard Suddenly stop walk It vomit the food I gave earlier and It close eye and look Look like on drug or something. I don't know it flick around in the backyard. You come with wet Pick up the pic or what happened now? It's a pig Yes, maybe 80 kilo Now, you know, maybe 90 kilo a pig fresh fresh pig Fat nothing but healthy food I give massage Good pig Yeah, and it's your pet pig. Yes. I have maybe Five seven Pig and I sell I raised a pig. I sell premium pig to butcher And this pig nearly ready for sale and now on ground flick around My wife sick She cannot help she stay in her room and pick Have a vomit on its chest on like it flick around Yeah, and what type of are you in I north brisbane? As asbly I have a small pig farm Arnold fine farm called Arnold fine farm. You write that down. Arnold fine farm I have sick pig You may become take care of pick because I call a vet and um, he said to me, uh, or you pay money, uh, you come We pay money. Uh, do not care for pick Health he do not care for pick health He only care for money. So I think uh, maybe Why not? Yeah, um, I do understand that unfortunately Um, it's yeah, unfortunately, it's just yeah, not something that we personally tend to just because we're not licensed To be a vet What difference if I say oh, hey, I call a hit dog with a car on street What difference between dog? on street and pick in uh, Arnold fine backyard Same animal Exactly the same animal It's just because we don't have a license to serve the public. So we can't actually Be a veterinarian that's okay. Okay, but if you find a kangaroo, uh, that Bullet wound in a leg You take a kangaroo and you give to vet, huh? No, so in in that case we have wildlife carers who are like Wild wildlife carer vet Same thing same exact animal So Unfortunately, it's not legally the same thing. Um, so we're not able to help you out here and And only a vet would be able to So you say to me Say to me, uh, we not care about your pick throwing up The mince I feed it for dinner Or we not care about your sick pick We only care about, uh, strange australian animal that got hit by car Because a stupid, uh, kangaroo on road or something, huh? You said the kangaroo The stupid kangaroo Is more important, uh, than my family pick No, I'm not saying that at all and I wish we could help you We just unfortunately aren't life as a public clinic to help you Okay, listen here, uh, pussycat what I need to say to you to make maybe I said to you, okay, not my pick maybe, um I find pick on the road and uh, it vomit on my car So I call you, uh, why don't I change? story I say at the pick of vomit on the my car You tell your wild life Wild life friend, okay, you say, uh sick pick on, uh highway north brisbane I send them out, huh? Uh, no in that case we would probably send Council because it's a domestic animal. Okay, so you say I call council Cancel help you but you know They might but because it's on your property. They probably won't Right now I drag pick I put, uh on a street in front. Okay. Maybe I shouldn't say Uh, my pick Okay, maybe I find pick a wild pick I start to talk again. It would then because Because maybe then they wouldn't give your pig back to you if you're saying it's not your pig And then you say it is your pick. I love my pick. Okay. I prefer my pick to, uh Be healthy, okay, but with someone else Raza send, uh die in my front yard. It's a rolling around flicking vomit on the HHS at front on mailbox Uh flicking vomit on the windows Uh, I'd rather the pig healthy with Say Of a pig die in backyard. Uh my sick wife In bed she not even cooked dinner. It's uh, I don't know about uh what to eat I understand. I'm unfortunately not going to be able to assist you in this circumstance Unfortunately a vet would be the only one able to get out there and yeah Sounds like you've already spoken to one and they would indeed charge for their services Listen, uh, this uh, this corruption. Uh, this corruption right through Or just you snake This uh, unbelievable. You say you love uh animal my pick My pick dying in my front yard We just can't legally assist you. Okay, but maybe illegally assist me My pick died We wouldn't be able to break the law for that you could get in contact with a vet sometimes they do um payment plans If you're unable to afford the fee up front Look, I take my pick to Where are your headquarters? Well, we would not accept it. Okay. You tell that to me. I say maybe they do Maybe you tell me where your headquarters are and maybe I show up and maybe I convince Maybe a more nicer staff That my pig life more valuable than you could be able to legally assist Okay, that's what you think maybe but I think maybe other staff see pick and say more pick so cute Or pick cool to wearing a jumper Little pick shoes, uh on the pick. Oh, maybe we look after illegally. Maybe uh, some people It sounds very cute and it sounds Very Picker Yes, we just would not be able to assist even if you did bring it here. We would unfortunately have to turn you away So, okay, or maybe you turn around face you're back to me and I talk to someone else There your headquarters. You tell me or I google You could go ahead and google it. Yeah, okay. Maybe you save me time and tell me where your headquarters darling Well, there would be no point Because if you brought it here, we would not be able to assist in treatment of it. So you deny me information to help my pick You deny me information. So now only do you say I will not help your pick Now you say it to me. I refuse to tell information that will help a pick My picker crash My picker crash I'm not denying any information. I'm telling you we can't assist in this I suggest you try and call around It wouldn't matter because it doesn't matter where which building you go to whether or not you talk to me over the phone Or in person the horse is still the same. You only have a life You only staff there, huh? You only staff there or more people, huh? There's more people, but we all have the same See, so maybe you turn round. You turn your back to me and I uh come with pick I have to drag it over the road because I cannot carry pick and it cannot walk But you do not You do not care about my pick. So I take my pick. I drag it to my front door It's sure with jumper and small little pick shoe and I say to staff Can you help me and they'll say no I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to Just sort of let you go here. I'm not able to assist you any further I suggest you get into contact with a vet if you want treatment for your pig It sounds pretty poorly and you would have to pay for vet treatment You can try to talk to them about payment plans, but unfortunately we do not have a license I will never have a life treatment of my pick my pick making me money. I do not give her money for my pick Okay, I come to your Quartus fit my pick and we will turn you away So I'm going to have to let you go here now thorough. Okay. We will see the best of luck with you and your pig Expect me and my pick and to the next hour darling Okay, but we'll see you soon. Okay. See you soon darling turn your back. Okay Yep, bye now. Okay. I'm all fine I'm all fine I wonder if they're actually going to expect a pig Is your headquarters you sounded like a villain from James Bond You merged out of Arnold fine into a villain from James Bond Oh my shit. Oh, whoever that was you fucking handled that call beautifully. Well done. Oh, yeah, thank you for being very very Everyone else who's calling a because the animals are legitimately dying. Sorry about that But that was like that was a good laugh. So don't worry about it. Well. Hey, yeah, I reckon that was one of my favorites I'm all fine. I wish you were just If you were fine for 90% of the day, I would just be like, okay That was like a 10 minute prank haul. Sorry about that. Sorry. He's a great guy I can't believe she's down alive for 10 minutes Oh, this is gonna be a long podcast. Sorry. Sorry, but yeah fucking Arnold fine Can you one night on my next birthday? Can you be Arnold fine for 24 hours? That's a yes in Arnold Oh, no, that would be yeah, maybe we'll see we'll see what happens for three hours All right, okay, sweet. I'm down with that. All of our friends are gonna get over that within 10 minutes Who fucking love it dude on my birthday for three hours like no one will want to talk to me after the first half now I will be having just straight up d&m's with you just like sitting there like listen like it'd be like five centimeters away Face contact. Oh A speech for Michael in Arnold fine. Oh, man. Very very good, man. Sorry. Yeah, let's wait Wait, we got to quickly try this last lighter lockie and then we can claim all right. It's 10 to 10 Yeah, he's not gonna. I don't think he'll answer right now either. We may as well try Let's try I'm gonna disconnect from the bluetooth. Yeah. Hello. Is that is that you lock one? Look, how you going mate? Yeah, it's uh, Mick Hanley here from a klitz nfts. How you going? I won't I won't take up any much more of your time Was that sorry? Ah, yes, mate. You're probably looking at the nft. We've uh wanted selected. Sorry, mate I don't want to take any of your time. I've had a lovely dinner, but um, I've actually don't yeah Calling back let's call him back because that was scotty and they but they think it's a fan or something So though we've lied to them. They've fallen for a lie. Yeah, or should you call him on yours and go? Hey We just got you bad idea What? Like a call from a weird nft, dude Martin I told you I could have done it. You can't. Locky was like, wait. Locky was like, wait Scott These guys have been just this guy is trying to message me And say and I said I'm at Denny and just try to call me twice and it's some nft, dude I don't know what's going on. I'm like Read the messages come there's like Oh, no, no, it's gotta be Marty. I was too hard pulling the phone Did you think it was like who that was on the phone? I was editing his mom's cunt Yeah, did you did you think that was a like a fan or something? No, I was just gonna put it off till tomorrow. I thought it was probably real We got you guys We got you You fell for our decoy earlier today. What you don't think that we would think that isla would be shitted acting and tell her to Smile while you're talking We wanted So we can set this up and you fell for it. Locky very dumb. You are very I don't mean to say dumb a lot, but you're very very dumb I cannot deal with this right now. I was gonna I was like, can you tell why it's so fucking rainy? All right, we did it again. Yeah, we did it again successful. I feel like we I've got to live with this failing fuck Yeah, we did it So loggy, you admit that we we deceived you you will you felt like that was real Oh my god, we did it again, dude. That was the misfit minds boys They're on the podcast and we stayed late especially just to talk to fuck with you loggy. So just That was my asshole Seriously, I'm we're thinking about actually releasing like an asshole nft project. It could be do you guys want to invest? Wait if you can't give us a belt Oh You got got fucking done you fucking fucking fuck with I'll talk to you next week dog shit Oh Where the fucking best cheese for coming on with the best I think you did good at lying best Man you set off camera that you thought you that was unattractive how bad she was Is the best Sorry