 Twitter employees demand Elon Musk be destroyed. You dirtbags have been in third place for five years. Yeah, we're about to be in dead place. Stating that the Folger's coffee in the office recreation room, replacing the coffee Yako's select double A coffee blend, is more than adequate grounds for Musk's destruction. In a show of protest, a gang of disgruntled employees in the dead of night, dressed as January 6th rioters, disposed of the offensive Folger's coffee grounds. Well, I do mind. The dude minds. This will not stand, you know? This aggression will not stand, man. By dumping them into the inner tube lazy river? It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. No, what the heck, I'll laugh anyway. Which apparently runs through the middle of the Twitter office, and stops off at a nice bar on one end and a coffee shop at the other, so the Twitter employees could enjoy coffee and drinks without ever having to leave the pool. How dare I? How dare I?