 This is a public service announcement about White Noise. It probably won't be for you. That was a very aggressive intro. Let's peel back. I shouldn't assume I know your taste in films. Do not watch this movie if you're looking to be scared for an hour and a half on the edge of your seat. For starters, the movie is long, way too long as usual. This film's over two hours. What the hell is happening with movies now? Not every movie needs to be two plus hours. Let's get back. Let's get back to an hour and a half, hour 45. Please, I'm begging you. This is a movie about symbolism. This is a movie reeking with metaphors. This is not really a movie at all that general audiences will like. It's not outright bad either. That's the problem. That's the trick.