 oh shit welcome siblings to the hippie report it's a beautiful day in the quarantine today and I I've got myself my bong and my bowl and my bourbon so I mean it's time for show man what up Joe I'll be doing very well today it's a gorgeous day outside it's really windy here in Longmont Colorado where I live if you'd like it to be less windy on the next show feel free to donate to my Venmo and I will contact the authorities about that and and see to it that the wind dies down for the next episode this lighter seems like it doesn't want to be a lighter what a disaster what a disaster we only do one thing on this show what's up Roland I hope you're doing very well how's your guitar going Roland's a good guitar player and playing his goddamn guitar quarantine I'm sure he keeps it clean this is your first time watching the show this is just me taking a break during the day and getting high this show gets rebroadcast I believe as of tomorrow on the local Longmont TV station channel 8 I believe it is this will be their late night show so we'll see so if you trigger some interesting topic while we're all sitting around talking that will end up being on TV this show is not brought to you by weed or bourbon or anything else or this fancy jacket no sponsor for the episode but I'm talking to some people about doing some sponsorships I think it's sort of a fun idea man I want to be careful how I do it and I want it to be fun and I don't want any sponsors from any serious people it's just it couldn't be a more beautiful day I went out and did a little bit of gardening a little weeding this morning I really want to go and hit up the flower bin here in town so like our flower store and I'm not sure if they're really cranking over there or if or if they're closed or imagine they're closed but I really want to buy some food items to grow yellow squash being probably chief among them one summer I grew yellow squash out there and like god damn it it took over the whole garden that yellow squash shit it doesn't fuck around at all at all it's amazing and it'll grow real easy and quick so I recommend it if you're growing food at your house be grown those I'll be grown some peppers and probably some like chili peppers that kind of stuff and I really like those Thai hot peppers and then I grew one a few summers ago in that garden called mole holy mole which I thought was cute so I bought it but it made these little black peppers and they were like oh god they were so wicked good and at the time my cousin was living here with me and written out that other room and we'd go out there and we'd be talking about whatever and we'd both just like look at each other and start reaching for the peppers and we both grab one off the bush and just keep eye contact white and munch down on it it was a really good time really good time I want to thank everybody that's donated to my Venmo during these shows especially the people that have earmarked the money that they donate and people that have been like you can only spend this on bourbon for instance I appreciate that because I will I will abide by your rules definitely and thank you to people that have been leaving gifts on my front porch for me that's been very kind mostly people leave me weed and if you're one of my friends and you know where I live you probably already know I love to receive weed and you're more than welcome to to donate that I hope everybody's doing very well I'm trying to go with kind of a spring vibe with my jacket today I can kind of flower situation seems good I think I just threw out that pink tie I had like a pink tie and I ended up hating it I probably could warn it like a motherfucker with this was that Wayne welcome dude welcome Hinde I hope everyone's doing very well today I haven't really gotten anything done except gardening today I regret nothing but I haven't really done much I've been feeling kind of down had a bit of a dramatic month this month in my social world and so that's been that's been heavy on my mind man and you may have noticed this month as these shows have progressed you probably have noticed that my drinking is kicked on sometimes my drinking kicks on you know and that's okay I grew up in Texas and when I started to learn doing my job or whatever I learned from pretty pretty kind but hard folks and I I really really drank whiskey like a fucking fish drinks water fish drink what's up Terry boy speak of the God damn devil Terry one of the great community organizers down in love of Texas very kind person loves his community he's sort of like his own he's like a fucking historian of sorts as well great guy great great asset to his community Terry I hope you're doing very well sir to Terry long may his rain rain what's up Brian welcome to the show questions comments feel free to put them in the comment section and I will I will try and respond to those today in Longmont Colorado it is windy and looks like some kind of like a rainstorm might be blowing in which means tomorrow you know it's either gonna be cold or hot right but like if it's if it's nice it'd be a great day for gardening friends this is not a gardening show but we might do in a gardening episode because I need I want to do these episodes but I also have a big rose bush I'm trying to trim so maybe I'll try and do that oh you like my watch hand thank you dude I got it for real real cheap I'll try and show it to you it's a wooden watch can you tell I guess not really right not really it's cool though it's wooden and here maybe I can just take it off yeah see give a cool watch I think that help this cool man I had to really like take a bunch of these links out cuz as you might be able to tell by my limp wristed style I've like I've like real like baby sized wrists and it's not diagnosed not but not diagnosed as baby wrist but it's it's you know fucking I looked it up on WebMD and I have baby wrists so the watch helps my wrists look more robust everybody loves a man with a nice robust wrist you know yeah cool I'm glad I was thinking I like this watch as well and I was thinking about fucking getting it in a lighter tone of wood because it was like literally a $6 watch and I just found it out there yeah I was thinking about getting kind of like the lighter wood or whatever but I think dark is probably the way to go it's actually a very dark brown but I think it goes alright with a black suit and that fucked up I love that kind of stuff anyway oh my god I'm sure that's fascinating to everyone and those watch he's wearing a watch he's wearing a jacket he's trying to fucking look nice for this I'm trying to let you motherfuckers know that I care you know you think I just come out here and smoke all the weed just for me oh friends you nailed me yes I do and and and and I'm trying to monetize this part of my life I'd get here I just hang out in my house and get high all the time trying to make this a show for you I hope you enjoy it oh hello Taylor I hope you're doing very well today ukulele Dave god damn it I hope you're doing very excellently as well two of my favorite people men two of my very favorite people one I haven't seen in a while and one I just would love to see way more often ukulele Dave I hope you're doing very well sir is it it's prime ukulele season it seems to me it's clicking into prime ukulele season might be time to do another show with love spray don't you think I mean if we're gonna be having ukulele season probably time to bring our bands back together you know Dave you know you were sort of the front man of our band and we did a show without you because you weren't available but I gotta tell you I broke our hearts we should do more that show that band was called love spray for those of you that don't know you can buy the love spray t-shirt on Etsy right now you just look up ando the artist on Etsy and you will find the love spray t-shirt available what's up Rob I hope you're doing very well I am currently I'm currently supposed to be working on a liquid light photo shoot which I think I'm gonna probably be able to get to tonight finally I've been putting it off because I've been depressed I'm feeling okay today and I think I think we'll do a liquid light shoot tonight so I'm pretty excited I love fucking around with liquid light and the project that I'm doing is gonna be really interesting and technically difficult which is always such a motherfucker anyway it's nice to run into all of you I hope that you're all getting stoned with me and if you got a little splash of bourbon I hope you give yourself a little splash you know fucking lubricates the soul helps the art slip out you know I'm thinking about getting like a cool lighter for this show I think that would be kind of radical uh-oh I'm losing it here you go Alex I'm gonna read your comment here what up you Dave oh he's talking you play Dave I love talking you I think everybody should do-do-do-do what up Derek I hope you're doing very well it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood today this is the 33rd episode and I put a title up that was sort of flirting with the idea that I might talk about like secret societies and numerology but I'm not really I'm not really gonna talk about that because I don't know well just seems nobody's interested in that real life but if you are you should definitely like look up YouTube or just Google some shit if anybody does that you can look up the number 33 and what you'll get is a lot of Masonic stuff and a lot of numerology stuff a lot of like math worship kind of stuff and I recommend it actually because it's it's interesting to know how other people think the world works and oh it's a lot of secret information but nothing's really a secret anymore it's the information age you know like all the secrets of like the masons for instance which are like a perfect example of math worshipers all their real secrets have been out for years and if you're friendly and I know how to ask masons will totally tell you anything you want so it's never been like a crazy secret organization we've known all the secret handshakes and shit for years but I do recommend checking out that stuff here you are bored or whatever with the world and you know stuck in your homes you should definitely look up 33 it's a master number that's right and isn't that interesting I think it's very interesting I don't consider myself a math worshiper but I do think it's a it's a pretty strong clue as to how them how the world works and I have my own reasons and I have my own ways of thinking about that shit I don't necessarily recommend but yeah 33 is like a sacred number to a lot of folks you know and you could look that up yourself I recommend that look it up yourself math is really interesting if you're interested in more interesting math shit you should look up the number 33 and that maybe will open some doors for you also look up the golden ratio and look up the Fibonacci sequence Fibonacci sequence and it's the Internet so you can listen to me say that a million times if you're trying to hear it better the golden ratio in the Fibonacci sequence and and the number 33 they should open up everything you need if you want to make some great art you can build those ideas in and humanity will basically have to love you anyway we've known all the secret handshakes and shit for years could that be another show inspired t-shirt fuck yes it can Alex noted noted except I need to write it down or I'll get high oh no I want to remember the good idea it's a great idea what's up and yeah more commentary excellent Fibonacci sequence word yeah that is how you spell it if you're looking in the comments of this video you should you should look at hens comment there that's how you spell Fibonacci sequence and yes Alex I will try and make that t-shirt I didn't immediately forget it's funny yeah there are t-shirts for sale on the Etsy shop that are quotes from the show and just fun little pandemic shirts they're 20 bucks these shirts I'm doing it for like as cheap as I can get them made and shipped because I'm not trying to get wealthy with this stuff I'm just trying to like get it out there I think it's really funny I'll make a few bucks you know but like it's you know it's 20 bucks flat I believe and that includes shipping so or it's free shipping whatever you know there's no such thing as fun and free shipping it's fucked me about the shipping that's what it is so it's fucked me about the shipping so hit me up on Etsy not all of my products on that Etsy shop are free shipping just the pandemic shirts because that's life that's life and you know life's real tough and shit and here's my Venmo if I make my life less tough it's good to see everybody yes we will try and do that t-shirt bless you for the idea a big trash bag just blew by my house and it looked like it was like the biggest trash bag I've ever seen that was amazing and now I now I've made this show me looking out the window and describing what I see that is that is the level of entertainment being brought to you by the hippie report and you're welcome because a piece of trash blew by my window and it blew my mind and I tried to share it and it went like this so bless you for all of your wonderful attendance here at the show today ooh my bourbon's just about gone both my bowls are smoked fuck I think this I think this show might be over really soon golly was this a quick one I don't know seemed like a quick one sometimes is a quickie ladies and gentlemen thank you very much for sticking around my dear dear siblings I bless each and every one of you I hope that each of you has your own most perfect day starting right now happy 420 I think that happened during this show