 We've called you here today to discuss something very important. Some might say it's the most important decision Shatter Squad will ever make. Shatter Squad needs a pet. What? Ah, family. You can't live with them and you can't live without them. Hey, Baze! Baze! What's up? Love you too. Shatter Squad's back and like you've never seen before. You live here now, don't you? It's non-canonical. Get ready to know more about this ragtag team of lovable misfits. Everyone has a thing. Up-and-comer with a chip on our shoulder, stern veteran. You've got an evil twin. I do not have a funny as in our thing. Yeah, we know. Okay, that's kind of freaky actually. In these fast and fun spin-off shorts, you're not just getting a slice of life. You're getting the whole pie. I don't think I've actually seen any of your faces in weeks. I've only been out of this armor to shower. Why? My head boys are so clean. No, no Raymond. They're not. Hang out with us on Wednesdays this fall on Rooster Teeth. The doors always open. We're more than just family. We're...