 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we're playing Big Brother the Game. I've never had a brother, never mind a big brother, and frankly, maybe it would have been better off if I didn't get this big brother either. Even when I installed it, my PC was like, are you sure? I don't recognize this, I think it's a virus, and I had to go into the advanced options and say, yeah, just, just install it. My PC was like, alright, I mean, you have all those games over on Steam, but if you insist, alright, I won't stop here. Even looking at it now, I think my brain is identifying it as a virus, but you know what, let's jump in and see what this virus has to show. Just how ideal of pain now. Oh my god, that's terrifying. That is absolutely terrifying. I don't even want to customize him, he's just so scary, and I haven't done anything. Oh my god, no, it gets worse. What do you mean, fellow kids? No, it's not a wig. Honestly, he looks like he could be a human chimney sweep. Why would they even include these? Like, why not just leave it at ones like this and stuff? I know they're still terrifying, but at least they somewhat look like hair, whereas this is just ridiculous. I'm going with this. There we go, a proportional human. That's what I'm looking for. His head is massive. Oh my god, he's the villain in like a 90s RPG or something. It's just horrible. Don't make that kissing noise when I'm working on this, please, please don't do it. Oh wait, you can equip more than one makeup at a time. All right, there he is. I think he's finally done. I really like him. He's really cool. How is arms nearly the whole length of his body? How can we get emotes? Thank goodness. Whatever that is. Oh my god, that's so uncomfortable. All right, this is the photo boot. Pose butt. Okay, yeah, there we are. Error, there is none. Pose, dramatic landing. All right, I'm going to go with star jump. Yeah, I think that's our photo. Thank you. Oh wait, we can change the expression. Oh, blow kiss. Perfect, select image size. Yeah, Twitter, please. I need this as my banner. Ah, that's great. Thanks for putting your logo across it too. That looked lovely on the Twitter feed. Also, for some reason, the Big Brother game Twitter follows me, so they'll just be delighted to see it. All right, finally, we're in the first season of Big Brother, the game. For those of you that don't know, by the way, I should probably add a bit of context. This game is basically based on a game show that's super popular in the UK. I don't know if it's popular in the US. I don't know if you even have it, but it's just locking like 10 or 12 people inside a house and that the whole thing is made into a TV show. It's kind of dumb TV, but I'm sure it'll make a dumb game. Who is this one? Wait, what? Who is that? Why are they all disappearing? Stop this madness. What is going on? Getting some weird sideways ad. What is this? The first ever mobile reality TV game with a grand prize above to one million dollars in real cash. Real money? Hold on. Hold on a second. Can I win real money here? Because if so, I am all in. Enter text. What's my name? I'll call him Little Leg Leon because he's very little legs and, well, Leon just kind of rolls off the tongue. It's your email address. I really don't want to do that. I don't want to give you my email noneatfake.com. Will that work? Little Leg Leon? The cursive? That looks awful. Okay, how do I get into an actual house? Choose a flag for your contestant. Is this the Antarctic? I don't know what flag that is, but I'm going with that. I've selected it. Now, what do I do? I have to scroll all the way down. This game is so confusing. Just to be clear, like this, this isn't me playing a mobile game on PC or anything. This is a game for Windows. I don't understand what I have to do. Do I have to hit some key or something? Can you give me some instructions? I'm stuck here just staring at the fecker. Think I might have to restart and I'm just scared. What if I lose Little Leg Leon? All right. I guess we have to chance it. Yes. Okay. It worked this time. What would you do if your friend was upset? Console them. Try to cheer them up. Look for solutions to their problems. Solve their problems. Where is Kill? At least give me an option to awkwardly pat them on the shoulder and go there, there. What is your occupation? YouTube man. YouTuber man even better. Big brother has determined that your personality type is the commander. Okay. Fine. I don't think that's a personality type, but fair enough. After all this, like this has been how long? 20 minutes of just crashing, freezing and creating. And now they're like, oh, by the way, you have to pay to play. No wonder the creator is so long. You're in too deep at this point. All right. Fine. I'll buy a token for $5. I hate you guys. Not you. You're great. I mean the big brother guys. Okay. Thank God that worked. I was really concerned. It was going to take my $5 and then send my codes or tokens to nonaffake.com, which would have been really upsetting. House case selection process underway. Big brother will inform you when your house is ready to play. Wait a second. This requires other people also willing to pay to play it and are queuing right now. This could take hours. I'm just going to be sitting here. Well, I got accepted into the house. I found some housemates and no, I'm not trolling you. It's nighttime now. It was about 13 hours ago and I started queuing and well, we're good to go. That's what I love about games. You know, you just got like 13 hours to fill. So you pick up your phone, cop into a mobile game and time flies like that. Alexa, turn on studio lights. Okay. Lights back on. I mean, I may have been a bit dramatic turning off the lights just because it's nighttime, but I wanted you to realize that it is in fact nighttime. I got so desperate. I PMed them. Hello, big brother, the game. I am after paying my $5 and I've been stuck on standby house guest selection process underway all day. I assumed I'm going to win the big million, so I accepted the temporary $5 loss, but I can't win if I can't play. How long does it take to find other house guests? And they wanted my character and name and email, but I didn't realize they DM me. And you can even see it's yesterday, 4 to 30 PM. It's 1 AM now. All right, let's see what the house is like. Don't wink at me. You fucking scammed me. Oh, here we go. This is much better. Yeah, now this is upbeat and jazzy and it just feels great. Who are my housemates? Oh my God, you can see my face. It's terrifying. All right, here we go. Wait, whose leg do you have your hand on there? Leon? I even forgot his name. All right, welcome to the big brother house. The first thing to do is to claim a bed and a wardrobe as your own. You're forcing me to pick this one and this is the one right underneath the camera that's swiveling all over the place. It's going to keep me away. All right, this is one of my other housemates, Brinty Spears. Fast and furious, age zero. All right, there's a competition every day to become head of house and he can't be voted off. No one is online. He's already made friends with this person. They've actually morphed into one being now. They've become so close. This person I just missed by 11 minutes. This person has been on for two days, which is bizarre because I didn't even know the game existed two days ago. So how are you in the house if you've not been online for two days? Was he waiting two days to get in the house? Hey, everyone. Nice to be in here. Any virgins in the house? What? Oh, okay. Wait, they mean like first time players. Okay. Newbie signed up because someone was being racist to my friends. So I went to the Fender on the live chat and now I'm here. I knew what I've been reading stuff about the game. I'm ready to do my best, but also want to have fun with you guys. It's not big brother without some drama. Smile, smile, pray. All right, I'm just going to give them a yawn. That's all I'm going to contribute. Wait, what the hell? What did Leon just do? How do I do that challenge thing? I want to be the head of the house. Anytime 1150 to 151. So I have to do that in the morning? Oh my God. This game is going to take weeks to complete. Arcade game. All right, let's play this game instead. Oh, damn. This is a good one, huh? Oh my God. It's getting faster. Oh, sweet. Jesus. Oh no. Oh no. It's getting really fast now. I don't like this at all actually. This is kind of stressing me out. Snakes and floaters is over. I did. I got 38. Is that good? I think I've got the highest score. No one likes it when one person is clearly superior to the rest of the other housemates. All right, today's quiz is what is your queen's song? Your result is we are the champions. Fantasticly generic. Thank you very much for that. I just got we are the champions and the what is your queen's song? Why did you put that in the chat? Now they think I'm lame. All right, I should at least try to be likable so I don't get voted out. Lol, that is so me. Hey BB fans. I am from Ireland. Hope you had a good first day. Can't wait for tomorrow to get to know you all. Seems like an amazing group. I can do a voice message. Good night, everyone. Sleep really nicely. Good night, everyone. Sleep really nicely. All right, and I'll share this image of Vin Diesel saying happy Halloween. Just so you're aware, this is a recent video. Like this is the start of December. Start dancing. Five minutes. Reward eight. I don't even have five minutes to spare on this thing. I want to go to bed. How about you go to bed too, huh? Oh, Santa's little helper reject. Can I like just work out or something to get some skill points? All right, he's going to work out for an hour now. Just constant bench pressing for an entire hour and no breaks and judging off the speed he's going. That's gotta be like what 20 a minute, maybe even 30 a minute. We'll say 30 because he's going pretty quick. Okay, so that's 30 a minute, 60 minutes. So we'll multiply 60 by three and then by add on another zero and you get 1800 reps. All right, well good luck with that. I'm going to bed. I guess I'll see you tomorrow when we play more of this glorious game. Hello, it's tomorrow and what a better way to start your day than some Vin Diesel happy Halloween. That is an awesome picked big Vin fan too. Good luck in the competition. Game on. I did it. It was horrific bloodbath. Like two correct. I got one. Okay, this is my moment. What are you doing, Leon? All right, let's do that quiz. How do we do it? Here we go. Can I just Google the answers? You have 15 seconds to answer each question. Good luck. I'm ready to cheat. The majority of Yellowstone National Park is in which U.S. state? Yellowstone National Park. Where is it? Where is it? Montana? Oh no, it's Wyoming. I read it wrong. It's parents in Montana. How tall is the Statue of Liberty? Statue of Liberty height. Come on, 93. 93. There we go. I love cheating. I'm going to be head of houses. I'm going to just sitting there idle. Which of these countries isn't a current member of the British Commonwealth? Commonwealth. Why am I doing this? It's Ireland. Why am I googling things that I know? I'm just not even engaging my brain. Where is the Louvre Museum? The Louvre Museum? I feel like I'm getting easy enough ones, but I'm still cheating anyway. That was all. That was all. I got one wrong. Hopefully no one can cheat better than I can. When do I understand the head of house reveal? Oh my god, it's in like 15 minutes. Fantastic. I better stay engaged in the chat. I want people to like me. Since they liked my earlier Vin Diesel image, I'm going to send them this one. It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting. There we go. Good afternoon, everyone. Good luck on the quiz. I think I did okay in quote. I don't know why that's in quote. All right. Now just start chore. Sunbathing. Swipe to speed up. I'm on Windows. Congratulations, Leon. Oh, I just logged back in and they said that. Oh, fantastic. Do I get to vote someone out now? Oh, look at this. He wants to work on something with me. He's like, this guy's smart. He knows how to cheat real good. Congratulations, Leon. Thank you, but please look at the above picture when you get a chance and let me know what you think. All right, and I'll respond to Finn. Okay, Finn, what would you like to collab on? I'm not sure what he wants to work together. I don't really understand the game. Oh, he just came online. Yes. Wait, I just realized something. He called me L three. Is that because I'm a little leg Leon? He's calling me L three now. Oh my God, Finn is scheming. Well, while it might seem better to get rid of the least active, it might be better to get rid of someone who is active and not talking. All right, let's nominate someone. Why does he spread his legs like that? Stop it. Pick four of your housemates to be have not. What is a have not? All right, fine. These are have nots. What does that mean? Is it nominate two of your housemates for eviction? All right, I'm going to nominate the only people talking and it's Finn and Brittany. They're going to be pissed off. Oh my God, it won't be for an hour until they're revealed. I won't even be here. All right, I guess we're waiting for the vote until this evening. Oh, it's going to be so angry at me. All right, the verdict is in. Let's see. Just oh, face. I'm feeling it. Good luck. Just play stupid. It's just be like, I'm sorry, everyone. I'm a little confused how the voting worked and why I had to do it. What do we got here? Oh, Daniel, this is like before I submitted the votes. They're like, Oh, hey, sweetheart, I see you one head of house. Are you really from Ireland? Are you just trying to be adorable? We can backdoor someone then. Who are you thinking? What? What does that mean? Hello, Danielle. I'm 100% Irish. Yes. I don't really understand your plan, but I am on board. This game seems so manipulative, like they're all talking to me, but it's just so that they can get on my side to win. They don't want to actually be my friend or talk about Vin Diesel. I'm dancing on somebody's ashes. Who died? All right, so I just wait now until someone gets voted off, I guess. I can't believe the recording I'm putting the most time into in a while is Big Brother the Game. I must really feel like I'm just doing some sort of quick change act. It's the next day. And we're here in the Big Brother house. I'm actually so relieved. I know this sounds stupid, but I'm so glad the two that were talking didn't get voted out. It was someone else that I don't know. Don't zoom in on him like that. X. I was voted out and I'm actually really relieved because I did actually feel bad last night. I felt bad about putting them up for a vote. I don't think they deserved it. All right, I said, hello everyone. I'm so glad you didn't get voted out. I got very confused with the voting system and I better send them a picture too. There we go. Good morning. Vin Diesel love, meme generator. I appreciate they're trying to get me immersed, but the sounds of constant dishes is really annoying. Oh, this is the person that messaged yesterday. So me, you and Brittany will watch out for each other and go final three together because then it gets a spectator vote and two of us go through the next house. They don't tell you that, but I did a house already and got evicted. I have no idea what they're talking about. I'm just going to say rock on. All right, so as you can see by Leon's face, we didn't get voted out yesterday, which is just nice. I said, hello, everyone. Just wanted to thank you for not voting me out. I appreciate it. I will find a real nice Vin Diesel pick for you all. Give me a sec. Here's one where he has hair. I'm in love. They love that. But now we got to do that quiz again where I'm naturally going to cheat and hopefully get ahead of house again and I can pick. Look at how mischievous he looks. He's up to something. His little face. What is the national sport of Brazil? Well, it's football. I think that's an easy enough one to know to be fair. I'm never not cheating again. What is glamping? It's glamorous camping. I don't like that. That's the one that I know. What is the capital of Scotland? Oh my God, I lived in Scotland. It's Edinburgh, isn't it? I think I did pretty well there. I got like five out of seven. Was it six out of seven? I don't know. I mean, I was cheating at the same time, but that's just part of the game, isn't it? Like I find it hard to believe that the other people aren't cheating too, right? Does that make it okay? Congratulations, Leon. Well, it looks like I've won time to nominate people. So Finn here wants to be nominated with Danielle. I don't really understand his strategy. I think he just wants Danielle gone. And I think he reckons he can get enough support to do that. Danielle is also trying to be an ally of me. So I'm just going to go along with it and pit them against each other. Okay, so Finn and Danielle are going up. All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's like day four. I don't know. I've lost all sense of time in this bloody house. So I won the quiz and I nominated Danielle and Finn like he asked me. And then just said, hello, everyone. Gamer time. Has Vin Diesel said the box stops here? So hopefully you both get to stay today. And he's like, ah, I missed the veto. Hello, Finn. I was just talking about Vin Diesel. How are you? Also, who will I vote out? Please don't affect me. Okay, Finn. Thanks. I've been very pleasant, I think, the biggest Finn fan here. Ah, that would have been a good username, pleasant pheasant. I might make another account one of these days. I don't really like that username idea. Okay, Finn, have fun, Finn. I won't vote you out. And well, the other person got voted out. And then Aussie girl won the new one because I can't win it twice in a row and has put up Finn and herself. I think she said she forgot to nominate. So I guess it just auto picked. Oh, Brinty reached out to me as well. There's a lot of drama going on behind the scenes here. Hello, Brinty. How are you? I am very good anyway. So all is well. Finn asked us to save him. So we should do that. I'm good. Thanks. Hope you're okay. And okay, I will vote. Thanks, Brinty. I'm very good too. Hope you are good too. I just got around in circles. In fact, let me just put another message in here and say please answer. But here's where it gets weird because yesterday I hopped on to see what had happened and I wasn't recording unfortunately, but I got like this alert on my screen and I received 100 BB cash from Danny Thurston. Don't tell them my username, but Britney Spears is a player who is waiting to go into Tier 3. She go on chats and accuse people of being and it's just gone off. It just says accuse people of being. So naturally, as he said, don't disclose his username. I'm immediately addressing it. Hello, Brinty. Who is Danny Thurston? And I already got on to Finn this morning saying, Finn, we need to vote out Brinty. I got a gift of coins and the person said she accuses people of being. She has to go. He was in my friend's house and I voted to a victim. He keeps sending me loads of grief. Oh no, he has gifted me some BB cash and accused you of accusing people of being. We need to be careful of him. They're going to think I just like don't speak English or something. Just put it in the public chat as well. Okay guys, Danny Thurston is trouble. If anyone got message from Danny Thurston, just let me know by PMing me. I will protect us. Brinty has given out him. Hey Danny, I see you wasting coins, gifting my housemate messages. No one likes a troll. So keep going. As the great Finn Diesel says, I hate Danny Thurston. He says that all the time. It's like his catchphrase. I remember him saying it in the Fast and the Furious movies. We love Vin. You love Vin, imagine. Two extra letters. Yeah, Kevin. This is the Finn house that'll mess with us. And then I just take this Danny T and send a picture of Vin Diesel with his arms crossed. Finn is just coming in like I'm so out of the loop. Who is Danny? A great A plus creep. Leave Brinty alone. Okay, I think little leg Leon has formulated a game plan. One part of it should really be cleaning up these ashes. I don't understand. Are they one of the previous housemates or something? That ash pile aside, I think Finn and Brinty should win it. They've been the most active. I have definitely cheated. So I don't feel like I deserve it. And I think it means more to them. So I told Brinty I'd like to help her win. She was saying I want to win with you. And I just said, Finn wants it more than me. I think you and him should go forward. And he said, Oh, why don't we try for final three? Us three were the most active anyway. And I said, Okay, that sounds nice. So I told Finn what's happening and hopefully he's on board. I don't see why he wouldn't be. So I think how it works is three of us will get to the final three and then two of us can go through to the next stage. So we want the three of us to get the final stage and then I will gracefully, I don't know, bow out or just not vote. I don't really know what happens that point. Look, I didn't think I'd even get this far. I guess we'll have to come back tomorrow for an update. This is turning into a really long project. Well, time to go to sleep. See you soon. Okay, emergency meeting. I got voted out for some reason. I don't even understand how I just logged in to see what happened and I'm gone. Were you surprised to be a victor at this stage? Well, I don't understand what happened to be honest. How much big brother have you watched? Not at all. I don't understand what happened. How would you describe the other people in this house? Scheming. I tried to let them win. Describe the strategy you used in this house? Definitely other. What do you think is the key to winning the game? Well, I don't know. I didn't win. Did I ask them? I got a message from Danny Thurston telling me to add him on Facebook. I don't understand anything that happened here. So it turns out Finn won the veto competition and then it defaulted to me being put up for nomination. Oh, for God's sake, I was evicted with one vote. I didn't log in and I guess no one else cared enough to save me after just saying I'd let them win. I just sent angry emojis and now they're going across the screen. Okay, I've calmed down now. It's been a few days. It took a few tantrums, but I'm over it. It turns out that Finn ended up winning along with Tissie. And I don't think she even said a word of the whole competition. How does that work? All right. Well, Finn and Tissie best of luck in winning up to one million dollars. I hope you enjoyed my big brother experience. If you want to see more, let me know. I mean, I have two more tokens. I could go back in. Maybe next time I should just not say anything. No, no, the Vin Diesel pictures were more winning them over. All right. I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching. If you like my stuff, be sure to subscribe, hit like if you enjoyed. And that's about it. Appreciate you as always and hope to see you next time. Bye for now.