Following the news that Tesco's burgers have horse-meat in, the Socks perform the top Tesco horse-burger gags from Twitter today. Most are unattributable, though we wrote 5, and 1 could be by Tony Cowards and one by @brucel. Apologies to any original gag writers whose source couldn't be traced.
THE SCOTTISH FALSETTO SOCK PUPPET THEATRE
"The Abbott & Costello of the sock world" (Time Out), stars of stage, screen & Youtube bring you a brand new show of songs, sketches, socks and violence for all the family.
"Superbly written, crafted and performed show" ★★★★½ The Punch (Australia) 2012
"Had every single audience member... laughing until they cried." ★★★★★ Edinburgh Evening News Aug 2012
The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre are a comedy double act who have been compared, favourably, to Morecambe & Wise and Abbott & Costello, with a contemporary style which has seen them featured on shows as diverse as The Culture Show, The One Show, and Big Brother's Little Brother.
Their songs and sketches, which are regular hits on YouTube as well as knockouts live, include such satires on modern life as The Facebook Song, Vuvuzela and Swine Flu, and their versions of films, TV and plays from Star Wars to Downton Abbey.
BEST SHOW Nominee - Leicester Comedy Festival 2009 Sellout Edinburgh Festival 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010
"Endlessly barmy" - The Independent 2011 (Ten Best Comedy Gigs Jan 2011)
"For sheer energy and laughs per hour, these comic stockings are the biz denier miss it." - ★★★★ The Scotsman
"I experienced streaming tears of laughter and almost fell off my chair clutching my aching sides" ★★★★★ 5 STARS Broadway Baby
"How on earth does The Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre turn out to be so bloody good?" - ★★★★Chortle
"A show that will rock your socks off - if only all laundry could be this fun." - ★★★★Three Weeks