 Hey there foundation staff shirm here welcome to skip dictation live in case you're new to the channel welcome I'm Sherman skip dictation live is our show where we hang out with me. Well, I do the SCP recordings so if you ever want to see what happens behind the scenes That's what we're here for you can chat with me in the chat, which I will pull up right now Over on the YouTubes that way I can see what you guys want to talk about Open the tab I don't want that in tab. I want it in its own window because you guys get your own window ha ha ha Hello, Finn the human. I did notice you congratulations Hello, mr. 17. Hey, I saw your channel. I saw you put your videos up on the wiki. Good job Audio adaptations are happening from everyone now. That's excellent All right, go to the live control room Pull down Everything's Gucci Finn everything's Gucci All right, so now I've got the chat. Hello grunfest us. Welcome. Let me pull up on Dacity Now the first skip that we'll be recording is the gentleman's part of SCP 34444 Dash three This is the film noir version of this area So I'm gonna record the control guy and the narration and then I'm gonna have One of the goyals come in and do the nyah see voice over Chicago style and They'll do all that stuff so starting from the top SCP 34444 dash three But first 30 seconds of silence meditating for noise correction and we made it whoo 30 seconds hold your breath. All right Storm clouds made it in and he's got his own on good meditation is good for the soul Finn I believe you were first or at the very least you were first in the chat. Everyone wants to be first I don't know what this internet thing is being first. Maybe I'm too old for this shit. Oh Well, there goes the monetization took me all a two and a half minutes to get demonetized. Gosh darn it me That's all right. Maybe YouTube didn't hear that. We'll be fine. We'll be fine Okay, so here we go from the top SCP 34444 dash three opens onto some form of open area within a city ordinarily a marketplace or plaza This area is usually brightly lit and often elix Elicits not elix. That's not a phrase. Oh My mic is really quiet Huh, it must have gotten bumped. Let's uh Voice let's noise check that a little bit. So, uh Volume up volume down Testing the volume testing the volume testing the volume and no breaks and no breaks Testing the volume testing the volume. We're not spiking the microphone today. Hey All right, if I can sing like that. All right now. Let's actually see what it looks like when I talk This is what it sounds like when I talk in my angry voice. This is my serious voice for serious SCP documents That'll do it Hey, Jack and Connie are here. Hello to do is Grunfestus is this event happening in eight hours? No, it's happening right now. This is the event It's not very main event. It's kind of like a side quest. I guess All right, here we go SCP-3444-3 opens on to SCP-3444-3 opens on to some form of open city Come on Sherman get it together Take a two-week vacation. You'll never be able to read again SCP-3444-3 opens on to some form of open area within a city ordinarily a marketplace or plaza This area is usually brightly lit and often elicits positive emotions of satisfaction or joy in the subject a variety of SCP All right. Well, I got through the first sentence. God help me. Jesus is gonna be a long one Connie imagine being in your 20s and doing skip readings lull I only wish I was in my 20s. Gosh darn Glad you can join us for a second storm Hey, hey there blade Marcellus Thomas says I rock dude. Thank you my friend much appreciated Way to keep site 42 live and kickin. We're gonna keep this place going. All right, so the last word I say correctly Yentown made it to the stream. Hey there yentown. Yeah two weeks in one vacation. I don't know how to read anymore Let's see if we survive this reading a variety of SCP-3444-9 instances are present often greeting the subject in a friendly fashion And offering to do business with them the subject will feel compelled to walk across the area Often wandering into shops and conversing with the locals before returning to SCP-3444-1 Please consult experiment log SCP-3. Oh, it's not a SCP. It's just a log rat Jack on the hype crew Liking that stream getting things together. Oh Finn the human I appreciate the sentiment of wanting to donate to the stream and Hey at the bare minimum if you're watching the videos there's ad revenue if you can toss in Bucket stuff patreon all that kind of stuff. I love it. It helps Uh immensely, but as long as you're watching you're doing you're doing the baseline. You got it covered support is support Do all the things or any things that you can do Where was I? 444-1 Please consult experiment log 3444-12 for more information Experiment log 3444-12 section 3 Subject d2072 a female from Chicago, Illinois convicted a first-degree murder of That's Okay question for the gallery Um, let me back that up real quick. I'll start from subject that way. I like get a nice clean take But here's the uh, okay, so here's a question to the gallery This sentence sounds strange to me and I want to know you guys's take The sentence is A female from Chicago, Illinois convicted a first-degree murder of mrs. Mrs. Valerie Johnson, so convicted of first-degree murder of mrs. Valerie Johnson Would it be convicted of the first-degree murder of mrs. Valerie Johnson? Or convicted of first-degree murder of a mrs. Valerie Johnson I don't know. Is that sentence right? D2072 a female from Chicago, Illinois convicted a first-degree murder of mrs. Valerie Jacobson Does that does that read to you guys does that sound right to you? I don't know if that sounds right to me D2072 a female from Chicago, Illinois convicted a first-degree murder of mrs. Valerie Jacobson A female from Chicago, Illinois convicted of first-degree murder of mrs. Valerie Jacobson This is uh for jack. This is scp 3444 and then it's the second tab, which is dash three convicted of first-degree murder of mrs. Valerie Johnson convicted of I think it is more of a of the Oh things are falling down. Oh, no Convicted of the first-degree murder of mrs. Valerie Johnson Yeah, I think that speaks better Okay, we're gonna go with that and maybe This will be one of those things where like tufto corrects me later, or maybe they'll be like, oh, I fixed it because it sounds good section three subject D2072 a female from Chicago, Illinois convicted of the first-degree murder of mrs. Valerie Jacobson The wife of john Jacobson with whom she had been having an affair D2072 was noted to be an Hmm was noted to be an aficionado aficionado Uh jack depending on how fast we do these uh this reading Uh, I know we have to get this one out of the way because it's part of the big project And then I need to do three one four three Because I have the german guy, so I just need my murphy law to get on board So I better have myself ready as well But after we do those two 2337 is the next one in line. So that is the third thing we're gonna read today if we have time and tengu hello And jack again. I did not hear that yet, but we'll get on that Uh, I gotta get everything to get her first with the readings Okay, so With whom she had been having an affair D2072 was noted to be an aficionado of the noir genre Oh, I don't like how I said that D2072 was noted to be an aficionado of the noir genre Of particular note is the apparent absence of the effects of scp 8900-x once cried My phone was not on silent. So I got a facebook beam Hey grunfestus finally made it to the stream And gcm boil is here. He is awake as well. Congratulations guys With whom she had been having an affair on my screen. Okay D2072 was noted to be an aficionado of the noir genre Of particular note is the apparent absence of the effects of scp 8900-x once scp 3444-1 left scp 3444 Good. Okay. That's good cut. We made it. Hallelujah. Okay. I did not realize there was a cross-link here Let me what is it? scp 8900-x That's funny. That's funny That's the one where it's initially The world used to be black and white and color started happening And now the world is in color and it's a joke about black and white film Or not a joke I guess but uh So yeah, it used to be the world was in color But now everyone believes the world was always been in color because there I've been been watching your readings and I'm halfway around two weeks of listening. Oh, wow. That's a lot Being first in the big deal. Do you want to show you support? Yay support. Okay. I can appreciate you I'm the first one. I made it. I am the most loving That's a you know you race for it. Oh, it's kind of like a biggest fan thing Oh, I get it like used to be like, oh, you're president of the fan club Well, now it's oh, you're the first one of the video. Oh, I get it See I'm just old I have to think about it in old person terms like Fan club and not just getting there first now the whole oh my god That makes so much more sense in the entire world. I seem to understand things now That's funny that they uh, they played in that black and white thing. Okay So continuing on summary of prior silver events at scp 3444-2 Origins the station opened onto a small country farm with a farmhouse approximately 15 meters away from scp 3444-2 The aesthetic of both farm and farmhouse were reminiscent of rural illinois in the late 1940s The scp 3444-9-a instance apparently a copy of d2072's father Spoke in an accent and cadence reminiscent of 1940s illinois It became apparent in the subsequent silver events that the entirety of the golden event was set during the 1940s scp 3444-9-a implored d2072 not to return to chicago and to stay as a farmer d2072 angrily rebuffed this advice stating that she had nothing to fear brilliant Going back going back The chat got quiet finished lonely Is this the nobody scp? No, this is a 3444 which is the train Cool. Okay, so we got through that summary and now we're into So wait does it say okay, so this is dash three It doesn't say it switched to dash three. Does it say it did that in here? Um, it doesn't say that here. Okay, so that's not in the format And now what if I check dash four is the format the same Okay, so it doesn't say it's the new one. That's weird I thought it okay. Well, that's that's fine. That's fine. It's just the log is for the right one got it Hmm It might be better if I say it as Okay, no because it has begin log. So that's fine Do do can't be containment reach 106 hunts me and kills me. He's kind of a dick Kind of a dick that radical larry Try to get some wear out on the skip didn't even notice what was going on the chat I know that feeling. Good night grump festus All right, here we go begin log all right, so Before I do I actually need to check And see how I said begin log in the last skip. I need to know if I did in a man voice or a girly voice Because if I did it do it in the wrong voice, it's inconsistent. You don't want inconsistencies. You want it to look good So go back to my videos Go down to three four four four dash two featuring vulgar and angry hedgehog Because that was a good time had by all Here we go Begin log. Okay, so I did it a manly voice. That's good. Okay Which train ticket one do you mean? Did you already do the one with the train ticket? I don't know the names of the ocps I don't know which train ticket when you're talking about. This is the midnight train to anywhere anywhere that turns into a musical After a couple times because it's the one uh the author based on lala land All right, so here we go Begin log D2072 exits scp 3444-3 the environs she enters appears a precise recreate Oh, shut up I got distracted by the words environs Such a fancy word Back in my daddy taught me good Backing up faster. It was oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. All right cool onward 3444-3 The environs she enters appear as a price The environs she enters appears as a precise Is environs plural? Uh Because if it's not Then how does the word environ work? environ The environs she enters appears as a precise recreation Or the environs she enters appear as a precise recreation The environs she enters The environs she enters Appears as a precise recreation Okay, so it's one environ so But it's a verb What? No That's not right Can it be a noun? Verb environ Third person present environs Past tense environed Past participle environed Surround and close the stone circle was environed by an expanse of peat soil So To environ is to surround something like the in Middle English Formerly also as environ with an i from old french environer from environ Surroundings from environs So how do you Okay environs is the noun version. All right weird. All right party on let's do it Thanks for the backup ghost. Nice to see you made the stream Uh, thanks for the help. I was very confused There's a car going by let's wait for the car And here we go the environs she enters appear as a precise appears dang it The environs she enters appears as a precise recreation of haymarket square chicago in the early part of the 20th century Recreation it's recreation gosh darn it the sentence The environs she enters appears as a precise appears The environs she enters appears as a precise recreation The environs she enters appears as a precise recreation of haymarket square chicago in the early part of the 20th century But significantly cleaner and containing significantly happier people The weather is clear scp 8900-x is still not active Good. We got that sentence. Hallelujah One sentence down and a million to go All right, I'm gonna check my video one more time Because I want to make sure I didn't voices identify in this one As above made it Okay, so he just starts talking that's fine. That's good. I gotta make sure I nail this every time it's gonna be Really, there's a lot of episodes of this just like so many episodes Okay, here we go. Continuing on All right d2072 you still with us? If so, please head to the If so, please head to the I'm gonna do that one more time so I don't accidentally cut myself off All right d20 Car I got a loud truck. Whoo-hoo All right d2072 you still with us? Uh 2072 because it's casual All right d2072 you still with us? If so, please head to the don't cut yourself off. Don't interrupt never interrupt yourself always Finish the sentence and let the recording cut you off later. All right d2072 you still with us? If so, please head to the train station All right, so there's narration here and I think I'm gonna cut the narration in this interest of story Let me see what the narration says At this point a disembodied female voice later determined to be a highly exaggerated version of d's Own voice to get to speak is believed that this was a form of 3444-9 instance And is hence were referred to as the voiceover instance so I think I'm going to do I think I'm gonna cut that narration And just let the voice interrupt I think that's a better way to do that So let's let the ghost voice do that moving on what 2072 crap Chicago 1946 it had been a long time since I've been here last but I didn't miss a single thing about it the money The horse the bows This city was a den of vison whiskey in just my kind of town What d2072 is that you? No boss. I don't on the surface. It looked like nice pretty streets gleam and surfaces But I know that beneath its surface was the same scum the same felt that shot and killed just for another fistful of dollars At this point smooth jazz began to be heard I swore I was done with this game swore I'd stay out of it go home be a model daughter But that's just not me every time I try to leave it just keeps pulling me back And this time it was a seven foot piece of meat and muscle called John Jacobson What what John what the for god's sake it's running a noir film. What is this some Murphy lost shit again? Look d2072 if you're still with us just try to interview some of the people around you Okay, ask them about their lives where they came from how they got here and try to ignore the voice It's just drawing from your own life. It's trying to make a narrative Um, okay boss gotcha D2072 approaches a young boy apparently around 10 years of age um Listen kid. I don't know what you know anything or not But I've heard that there's some bad stuff going on this side of town and I need an informant. What do you say? I'll pay you a dollar a week God damn it. We've lost her. I felt we were really holding on this time All right switching to observation mode Aw shucks miss that sounds like a real good plan just make it two dollars and we got a deal The kid was smart too smart. I could see it in his eyes He'd seen too much for too short of life give him a few years and he'd end up just like me too damn stubborn too damn Idealistic he'd soon learn that ideas were for fools and liars This isn't even good noir. Who wrote this? Done and if you want to tell someone you tell them, okay gotcha miss Chicago it might seem sunny and fantastic on the outside, but I knew it better than anyone Compone might be gone, but the city was still alive and kicking with the mud and misery And it was just a two-bit dame caught up in the middle of it all D207 All right. Oh god. I love this film noir garbage Go check in the chat. I haven't seen you guys a minute. I was on a good roll What's good? Sherm's acting. Ah that guy. Welcome back Fucking accent sword fight with an axe Back in the back of the day accent. This isn't even good noir Fucking murphy lob bullshit. All right, let's cut that back up. So, uh Anybody who's in the site 42 discord server? I know a lot of people have younger sounding voices. If anyone wants to voice this boy Uh in this one My voice always sounds a little fake when I try and do those like hi kid voices So if one of you guys wants to do like a film noir 20s boy voice For this kid or one of the girls even because I mean girls voice young boys all the time in anime So if you if anyone wants to voice this boy, I could use the help Uh, if that's a thing you want to jump on it's like three or four lines All right. Here we go D2072 enters a gun shop Hello, Henry A male scp 344-9 instance in his late 40s sporting a large handle Hmm. Oh, I want to say I want to say moustache rather than moustache A male scp 344 instance in his late 40s sporting a large handlebar Why can't I say handlebar? That's a normal word handlebar I can read the skip with no handlebars. No handlebars A male scp 344-9 instance in his late 40s sporting a large handlebar moustache is behind the counter D2072 well, I never didn't the guy'd ever see you again It's just D now Henry easy to replace on my door sign when it gets shot off You got a lot of nerves showing up here again after the friar boys framed you for murder Hey, Henry, you know me. I like to flirt with danger. Give me a magnum. I've got a score to settle Anything for you D The shopkeeper instance exchange is a Crap 357 magnum little shorter. There we go. Just a little there we go. Now. It's not going to break that take The shopkeeper instance exchange is a 357 magnum for a series of crumpled dollar bills D2072 stashes the magnum in a pocket before heading for the door BC and you Henry try to look out for yourself D2072 leaves the shop You see I wasn't just anyone I was D2072 Private eye there was money and opportunity to be made here for anyone with a gun and a face like mine And I was there for anyone with a cash in hand and a sob story to make me cry D2072 walks back to scp 3444-3 The electric lights lighting the square begin to go out as she does so until the square is completely dark Until the square is completely dark and log I need to check something on that Hey tangoo. There you are fin is out. Goodbye fin Before I do this Heads back to scp 3444-3 So that's Correct up here. Good. Okay. Yes Excellent All right. Here we go. We're moving on to the summary of all the other events back to angry voice Yvonne, are you talking about writing a noir story voicing a noir story? I I love noir stories. I'm still waiting uh after this if I got time we're recording the second murphy law skip because It's amazing. They're all amazing murphy law is the tits Summary of subsequent silver events at scp 3444-4 hardship The station opened onto a small office in a tower block apparently owned by d2072 A male scp 3444-9 instance resembling john jacobson Nope, I flubbed that 444 Fufufu for Fufufu for So many fufufas A male scp 3444-9 instance resembling john jacobson entered the office and hired d2's Gosh darn it. I was doing so good. I got the 444 at least A male scp 3444-9 instance resembling john jacobson entered the office and hired d2072 to investigate the murder of his wife d2072 discussed various monetary and legal concerns with the jacobston Crud at least I got three sentences one From the word d gosh Darn it get it together mumblemouth d2072 discussed various monetary and illegal concerns with the jacobson instance before returning to scp 3444-4 The voiceover instance present at scp 3444 is the worst number ever It is the worst number to say in the existence of numbers That is my enemy. It is my enemy number The voiceover instance present at scp 3444 don't mumble The voiceover instance present The voiceover instance present at the voiceover instance present at scp 3444-3 continue to vocalize Describing the jacobson instance as trouble and making objectifying comments about him as he came into the room At 3444-5 first sight the station opened onto a bar apparently in the back street of downtown chicago scp 3444-9-b was working as a bar man and spent much of the silver event of flirting with d2072 The voiceover instance commented on the quality of the bar the personalities of the scp 3444-9 Instances serving as the clientele and engaged in objectification of scp 3444-9-b At scp 3444-6 big break the station opened onto a small apartment in downtown chicago d2072 immediately began looking for clues Eventually d2072 found fingerprints on a kettle which she claimed proved that jacobson was the killer The voiceover instance was not present in this silver event At scp 3444-7 love the station opened onto a small motel on the outskirts of chicago d2072 checked into the hotel before being joined by scp 3444-9-b The pair engaged in sexual intercourse before discussing existentialist and nihilist philosophy While smoking cigarettes the voiceover instance was not present in this silver event At scp 3444-8 climax the station opened onto haymarket square again The weather however had changed from a clear sky to heavy rain d2072 confronted the jacobson instance in the street who confessed to his wife's murder d2072 shot the jacobson instance killing him The voiceover instance then expressed regret at the turn things had been forced to take before ruminating on the effect which life in chicago has on human nature At scp 3444-2 manifestation wake up the voiceover instance summarized the events of the golden event and expressed a hope that one day d2072 would be exonerated note d2072 was subsequently exonerated following a retrial which featured new evidence John jacobson was subsequently convicted of the murder it was discovered that police i was so close to the ending gosh darn it me i was one and a half sentences away it was discovered that the police it was discovered that the police had that's my voice it was discovered that the police had purposefully covered up dna evidence found on a kettle in the jacobson's house in order to implicate d2072 made it yeah yeah yeah yeah we made it to the end of dash three this one on its own is 10 minutes long oh no audacity come back audacity don't do this to me it's 10 minutes long please oh thank god through terror is finishing the last line of a frickin 10 minute reading and then having it cut well okay we have the whole thing hallelujah Jesus that was scary for a second yes whoo so this is scp 3444-3 male portions cool stretch it out stretch out always remember that when you're doing stuff like this stretch out a little bit stretch your shoulders do your cherry yoga otherwise you end up like back problems like i gave myself a little while back uh part of it yeah because i'm old but part of it is because i do not stretch enough that i need to stretch more so this is the moment where you stretch and you stretch and you stretch and you stretch forward and you stretch forward and you turn your head one way pop your back you turn the other way pop your neck even the dancing is in the next one that's when we have or no it's not the next one it's dash five that has dancing dash four is a ballad which our dear penguinator is writing the music for this skip is going to have original music and i've got a singer lined up and penguins doing the music holy cow holy cow is site 42 legit or what musicians singing oh man this is this is so much fun this is amazing i'm so excited to have 3444 going so let's see we record this let's open a new window scp 3143 pulling it up slow internet pulling it up slow internet shut up phone stop making noise i don't care what's going on right now see get good or composing then you can be in a video hey if you got a good microphone and you can edit a little bit yeah i'll put your voice in something if you want to voice something this is a this is a group effort we're making videos for everybody so if you want to voice some things get in the discord server there's always things that need voices uh all right murphy law time it is murphy law clock that is when life is good here we go you ready let's put on the deep voice wait 30 seconds of silence for meditation and noise correction so this one so far is three voices because this is me doing all the narration and then all the basic stuff we have synthetic alien did the voice for dr thom or tom uh because he has a german accent and that was actually really useful in this case and then i'm going to be doing or sorry my buddy shawn from my job also does a little bit of voice stuff and but he's the voice of our murphy law and he does a really good murphy law i like the way his voice sounds doing it so here we go so let's get down to reading three one four three scp three one four three object class euclid special containment procedures attempts to contain scp three one four three are ongoing a foundation operated but i o is meta i o is meta is that how i want to say that yeah that's how i want to say that is to monitor online fiction communities for signs of its emergence when found an authorized member of the pata physics department is to be assigned to deconstruct it mobile task force i at it iota mobile task force iota 10 codename dam freds is to investigate any leads regarding possible locations of scp three one four three dash a if found he is to be apprehended and taken into foundation custody description scp three one four three is an intrafictional construct when active this construct exhibits the ability to temporarily flatten portions of reality into a script like narrative this narrative is derivative of the genre established by north american writers of hard boiled and noir fiction oh why why did you do this to me it started back at the beginning so it uh eventually had me talking over myself which is not great for the recording so let's get to this narrative is this narrative is where we're gonna start up this narrative is derivative of the genre established by north american writers of hard boiled and noir fiction during this period scp three one four three takes on the role of the main character a 1930s private detective hired to solve a case all entities flattened by its effect become characters within the narrative surrounding it exhibiting personalities and attributes typical of the genre's style the narrative will continue until scp three one four threes actions lead to a resolution consistent with the genre at this point the narrative will conclude and reality will revert events which occurred drat events which occurred all right avon so do you want to try real noir or this like murphy law quasi noir inspired bullshit where everyone gets a happy ending anyways because i mean no no i i love murphy law bullshit i love doing all the noir stuff but then also getting to win it gives you a big happy feeling at the end whereas noir is always like hella depressing and i'm not about that hella depressing life why do you read the scp foundation shut up me events which occurred within the narrative will be projected into reality however entities involved in these events will typically have no recollection of what occurred scp three one four three was first noted in 2005 in the aftermath of a containment breach at site 95 in 2012 the foundation's pat a physics department worked alongside the department of analytics to make contact with and apprehend scp three one four three scp three one four three dash a is murphy lawton scp three one four threes author addendum three one four three point one interview logs all right so so yeah we're gonna do girl voice for this one uh girl computer voice access scp three one four three interviews zero zero one log access scp three one four three interviews well let me do these make sure i do these all the exact same way it's a computer access scp three one four three interviews zero zero one log access scp three one four three interviews zero zero two log access scp three one four three interviews zero one eight log nice okay so we'll have those on hand that way i can tune those up the correct way oh wait no no move it up good so now name this master vocals and name the secondary track for later access voice good continuing on interview log date 2012 february second interview log date 2012 february second interviewer dr thumb subject scp three one four three scp three one four three dash a note dr thaddeus thong is part of the pedophysics department he has a degree in english literature and specializes in the analysis of fiction fade in interior murphy law detective agency right okay we're gonna do that again so i can be better but ah yes more 20s voice always fun when you get due to 20s voice fade in interior murphy law detective agency night a light skin demand sits alone in his office a blade of moonlight cuts across his face his trademark trail he had is tossed thoughtlessly across his desk a bent cigarette is nearby left smoldering in an ash tray his shirt is stained with blood some of it might even be his own he's got a slug of bourbon in his hand a slug of lead buried in his chest and six more waiting for the next son of a bitch who comes through that door courtesy of his 44 magnum courtesy of his 44 courtesy of his 44 his name is murphy law and if you think his number is up then you haven't been counting he's the sort of man you pray for when you need him and the sort you curse when you don't that was silly don't don't do that don't do that voice that was weird listen up here's the story a man you pray for when you need him and the sort you curse when you don't he's also on narrator his voice is a husky snarl as if he's got a throat stuffed full of sandpaper and rusty nails if there's one thing the foundation is good at it sign up loose ends i knew it was just a matter of time before the lamb coats tried to shove me in a box the door of the office flies open an old man in a lamb coat enters he's got a scowl so deep it's been carved down into the bone this is dr thom and he's here to get to the bottom of this no matter what the cost but if they wanted to contain me they were going to need a bigger box hello scp 3143 how are you doing today he wanted answers i just wanted out mafie finishes the shot of bourbon and levels his pistol at dr thom's chest give me one good reason why i shouldn't ventilate you right now doc dr thom raises an eyebrow folding his arms across his chest because you can't if he thought i didn't have the moxie to plug him full of lead then he had another thing coming specifically a whole lot of lead you do know that i can hear you narrating right what the hell was he on about something wasn't right you're an interfictional construct a sapient story that can work for reality okay onward onward onward this isn't me this isn't me this isn't me this isn't me this isn't me this is all them these are them talking they're doing stuff doing stuff it's not me they're doing stuff and they're doing stuff and log all right that's a whole lot of not my problem hallelujah big fan of a whole lot of not my problem so there we are that's the end of that interview close file hey second interview interview log date 2012 february third interviewer dr thom subject scp 3143-a begin log not my problem not my problem gotta keep it going gotta keep it going not my problem at all don't gotta record nothing yeah end log ha ha yes a good somebody else's problem field yes indeed mine is working quite well this somebody else's problem field is all up in other people's business in my mind and the log i said that like a movie character i gotta say it and log not like a movie announcer and now that's what it's supposed to sound like all right interview three interview log date 2012 april 16th interviewer dr thom subject scp 3143-a begin log not my problem not my problem not my problem still not my problem it wasn't me murphy grabs dr thom by the collar pulling him close murphy throws him aside murphy pauses to light his cigarette murphy walks toward the exit dr thom struggles to get up grasping at the edge of the table as he does he's got the of the interview log on the desk in front of him the log contains this complete text with one notable addition at the very bottom the camera zooms in down to the bottom of the log the camera zooms in down to the bottom of the interview the camera zooms in down to the bottom of the interview log all right let's go find the one that actually worked okay we did that we're still rolling this is going to be fun to edit oh boy okay still rolling warning the following file is level four three one four three classified any attempt to access this file without level four three one four three authorization will be logged and will lead to immediate disciplinary action access scp three one four three files email zero zero one log date 2012 march 15th from psych director august to 055 secretary subject scp three one four three three my thoughts it might not have worked but this was nevertheless an excellent test run for dr thom and the pathophysics department i recommend we keep them on the books they might come in handy particularly in regards still rolling and hating they might come in handy particularly in regards to developing allegorical and metafictional countermeasures besides it's not like a fictitious department with fictitious employees has a costly upkeep otherwise leave the article as is it might contain several inconsistencies the fact that neither murphy laudin nor it always rains actually exist being the most glaring but further edits could invite unwanted attention from scp three one four three on that note let's leave scp three one four three alone for a while yes we've learned quite a bit about him but he's also learned quite a bit about us until we know precisely how his abilities work further efforts to contain him could be dangerous i'm particularly concerned with what he said during the final interview it sounds like he thinks we're all just as fictitious as he is on a final note scp four two three is currently missing i'm concerned it might have something to do with our little experiment i'm having some of my people look into it i'll keep you updated psych director august all right now i gotta find the secret tab where the credits are hidden secret tab that's where the credits are hidden oh secret tab it's really hard to find secret tabs when you're doing a thing on an ipad but i need that tab it's somewhere in here it's a secret button that i can press or maybe it's not maybe he put it in the discussion page and i'm wrong it used to be a secret button on where's the secret button see you later blade glad you could join us for a bit all right i'm gonna try and read it off my computer because this is bananas frustrating frustratingly bananas let's get i'm gonna have to hide the chat a second so i can read this one i apologize i cannot see what you guys are saying while i'm trying to read the secret button because i had to pull it off i couldn't find it in my uh there it is gotcha drink this so i can record here we go dr thom played by thaddeus thom site director august played by jeremiah august mobile task force io 10 played by fred and murphy law played by himself with special thanks to the panophysics department but look so it's really small on the screen and it's in the wrong place so i can't see it that good i can't use it because of copyright concerns by the way but i always imagine this is the uh song from cowboy debop when the credits roll like that should play under the credits if i were not getting copyright struck hey i can see it on the phone dilla gap is here hey dill scroll of the end last line look for murphy law to return in this anomaly for hire the end that is now whoo two ten minutes skips we have done congratulations team we did a good job tonight file save project as scp 3143 save over the crappy version i did before because i was in a rush and you can't rush oh you can't overwrite fine i'll use both though that'll be nice i can like pick and choose from the two pieces scp 3143 round two yes all right murphy law and here at the hour mark that is where i'm gonna bid you guys to do so dill got how much have i missed the entire thing welcome to the end of the thing oh wait not exactly we're not quite done because i wanted to discuss something with you guys uh you who made it to the end can hear a little bit of a secret project that i'm thinking about running that no one's gonna see unless they watch this whole stream so my idea here is for a new show for the channel and that new show uh this is kind of like a survey i want to know what you guys think all seven of you so i was talking to the site staff of the wiki and we were talking about like critique and writing and teaching people how to write better and stuff like that and the consensus is that we're doing all we can with like as many site uh people on the site critique team as we can uh like more people could volunteer to join that might be nice if we had more people but that's if we have volunteers so fingers crossed but one thing i thought that i can do that would be fun is if i did a show on the channel and it's i got the name and basically that's all i have and it's called uh site 42 critique lab and what i do is if someone is willing to volunteer their scp for the show uh they're in progress scp i will critique it on the channel and i'll do it as a show like a live stream and i'll go through and i'll read their entire thing and i'll like critique it and it'll be an opportunity for the community to look at a skip all at once and be like oh we all look at it together it gives an opportunity for people to see what critiques happen a lot and what people could learn from each other's writing um i'm not saying i'm like the best critiquer in the world but i have one scp on the wiki and i don't i don't write terrible i've done some theater scripts before so i can at least write semi-competently so we'll go over the skip in like a live stream and like some of them will be short like if someone puts in a short skip some of them will be really long if it's like some of the crazy dj cactus mile long skips but i think site 42 critique lab would be pretty cool uh what do you guys think any thoughts throw them out there uh the only thing i've thought about as a downside is that putting something on that like that on the internet immediately opens people up to ridicule and trolling but i mean if you can deal with that because it's the internet you'll get feedback where like everyone always wants feedback and everyone's like oh please look at my skip please somebody look at my thing well what if i looked at the thing i did it and i had more people to look at it i have a platform we should use it for good teach people critique teach people good writing on the job training so that is what i want you guys to think about talk about i'm gonna be talking about in the discord server i want to know you guys's thoughts i want to if critique lab sounds like a cool show idea that's something we can start on like this week because it's really easy just somebody give me a skip and i'll read it and critique it so uh yeah besides that uh that's the channel news 2018 new year new doing good uh hopefully by the end of 2018 a we have enough patrons and subscribers and ad revenue and patreon and merch and stuff like that that we have the money to fly volgan any side steven for a live collab that's the 2018 goal and then 2019 i want to get enough to do a live film or movie of an scp so rule one this year we're gonna have a christmas special we're gonna fly them out here it's gonna be amazing which means we need a lot of money for plane tickets because volgan's international and we need to per diem because i gotta pay them while they're here i can't like bring them over but say fed for yourself eat i gotta like treat them i gotta treat them do right if you're flying people out but uh and then we're gonna do our live episode hopefully 2019 unless we like explode if we like explode and have like a million subs and like all the ad revenue in the world and patrons then we'll do it early but that's my current projections is like next year will be a live episode fingers crossed because that's we're growing we're not chugging but we're doing good uh so yeah hope you guys enjoy the stream i'll see you guys the next one cheers log off