 Gentlemen, today is a big episode. In our Wheel of Mud season, we have four wins and one loss. So yes, I could afford to lose today, but if we win, we'll head to the playoffs. Obviously, that's the best case scenario, so we're looking forward to that. Last episode, we added this insane 98 overall left tackle. Our offensive lines looking really good. Tight end, wide receivers are looking great. Backfields been solid. I don't know, I'm at the point where maybe I do take, maybe I take Malik Willis all the way to the super role. He's kind of earned it. I need a backup tight end. I'd prefer some new D tackles. I wouldn't hate an MLB too in a free safety. And good God, I would love a kicker. Also, if you need Madden coins, make sure to go to instantmaddencoins.com. You can buy coins or players. I recommend buying players, it's the safest method. You're gonna get a way better deal than what EA would offer you. And my code MMG can get you 10% off. Enjoy the rest of Wheel of Mud, baby. I'm gonna get straight into the content today. I don't wanna forget to get a kicker, which I've already forgotten for like five or six episodes straight. And it's technically possible. It's really not all that likely. I think there's one kicker who's a 92 overall and it's Adminatary, that's it. So I'm gonna go to the top 10, 92 to 93 overall players and I can choose one. We sort by time remaining. Top 10 is left hand wide receiver, left hand center, half back wide. Oh my God! He's literally, dude, he's literally the last player available. But out of these top two slots, I could choose one player and Vinatary's at the end. Well, I don't even know who I would have gone. If I didn't go Vinatary, I guess I'd take like, I literally don't know who I'd take. I wouldn't take any of these bozos. Dude, we briefly did have Vinatary, but then I lost that game and I lost Vinatary. 70,000 coins, 92 overall kicker out of Vinatary. Thank you. I'm gonna give him Zen kicker for slowing kicker meter for all kicks over 45 yards. Also gonna give him precision kicker for full vision of the kicking arc. I don't need clutch kicker. I hit iced kicks. Got a new kicker, baby. This is huge. Top 10, 92, 93 just came up unbelievably clutch. Ooh, you can't ask for much more than that, gentlemen. Our second spin is five separate packs. Coins or training. I work, this is gonna require some luck for sure since my team is so good, there's not a lot of positions I could really upgrade. Obviously left guard, I could upgrade with a pack right now. Technically I could upgrade anything depending on how good my pack odds are. So I can get five packs from the store. They all have to be separate packs. It could be coins or training. I'm gonna start with the combine pack for 108,000 coins. Some of these combine players are nasty. I just gotta pull them. Troy Apke had the most goaded silver card ever a long time ago. 6194 speed. We also get Jordan Willis and an all madden player which is 89 Ronnie lot. That's actually, those are all really good pulls. Troy Apke will probably make the team in some backup capacity. All right, my next pack I'll do the 90 plus combine player training pack. I pulled a few 95s out of these so hopefully we can keep up that. Odds? Odafe always actually is stud but he's not gonna make this team either I don't think. 6594 speed. That's a really good left outside linebacker. There's the very expensive jumbo GG volume two fantasy packs so we're definitely gonna go with that for pack three. Sam Mills, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Dante Hall. These don't help much. Second round, John Johnson, David Bell, James Daniels, Kater Coho and then Topper, wait what position is that? Logan Thomas, Mike Anwenu or Logan Thomas. I think I take Logan Thomas for the backup tight end. That's actually massive that he has free tight end apprentice. Dude I hate to say it he might even be better than Hawk. He's faster and taller than Hawk. I'm not putting him in for Hawk though. All right we got our first very usable player. That's good news. I mean it. Hello motherfucker. Listen the wheel spin does say five separate packs, coins or training. The JJ Watt tribute cost training. You can't stop me from doing this. Nobody can stop me from doing this. He won't be a starting edge rusher because I have Chase Young and Javan Curse. 95 overall JJ Watt could be what hell of a detackle. 6590 speed. Dude he's a monster. Maybe I make Javan Curse a detackle. Edge threat elite for one and you get lurker? Double or nothing for free? For free? This is my new left end. I'm sorry. Javan Curse you're going to detackle. Edge threat elite for one, double or nothing for free. That is messed up. That spin is a whole lot better than I expected it to be. And the final thing to open is an 89 plus aka new class player just in case I go crazy and pull a 97 like I did on the pack opening. Come on baby. Come on baby. Come on baby. That's karma is what that is. That's my karma for cheesing this. So a pretty big offensive upgrade and a pretty big defensive upgrade. We also got a special teams upgrade on this episode. Very well rounded. Okay so offensively Logan Thomas becomes backup tight end. That is one hell of a backup tight end. And my backup strong safety is going to be Troy Apke. Every once in a while you run like a nickel formation and that position actually comes in. So I'm glad I have him there. Okay so Javan Curse right now is three AP for edge threat and under pressure. And JJ Watt gets all of that for one AP plus double or nothing for free. So JJ Watt just from an ability standpoint is so much better. Dalvin Tomlinson is my current detackle. Javan Curse is a slightly better detackle. But the big question here is does Javan Curse get inside stuff? It's a pretty important ability to have. He does but it's three AP for inside stuff. I'm still technically getting a discount here. This is super, super weird. Pick artist for free on Derek Stingley. And now I have one AP to use somewhere. Our third and final wheel spin. We got JJ Watt, Logan Thomas, Minitary and one more player on the line. It's gonna be a GG2 jackpot. Ooh, we're gonna have another monster on the line. Now Gridiron Gardens volume two has a ton of 97 overall players. So we're for sure getting someone amazing. I think I know exactly who I'm gonna get. He's actually a limited two. The player we're gonna grab here is 97 overall, Marcus Williams. Cardart goes crazy. He's 6'1 with 96 speed, 96 acceleration, crazy hand power, crazy everything. He's got crazy everything. I don't know what abilities he gets but he's a limited 97 overall. I can guarantee you he gets some amazing discounted abilities. We have one AP to spare on defense. I know you get nasty discounted abilities. Deep Out Zone KO. I'm most likely gonna run this. He also gets Secure Tackler or no outsiders. Can't justify those other two. Not over Deep Out Zone KO. Next up is Pick Artist for free and Forcer for free and Flat Zone KO for one. It's honestly pretty tough. I do like Enforcer for free but I feel like he's gonna get hit sticks anyway. I'm gonna go with Pick Artist here and we're just gonna let him hit hard when he hits hard. I'm gonna give him an X factor. I'm gonna give him a shutdown and Marcus Williams is gonna be paired with Troy Palamalu, Sauce Gardner, Megatron, and Derek Stingley. The combination of Chase Young and Marcus Williams. Honestly, it's so inexcusable. How do these two little minor animations on these cards make my game lag so bad? And it's inexcusable. Whatever, EA, suck my dick. Just remember that. Take your big juicy throat, put two hands out and suck my dick. Fuck you. I don't need the monetization. All right, I sold out enough this month. You can keep it in, Ty. You can keep it in. And of course, the challenge wheel. Let's see what we got in store today. For this episode of Wheel of Mud. Dude, I got some monster players on this demo. An easy challenge. Shit! But I keep getting this. I keep getting this one. I can't, oh, I got a Venetary. This was last time. Oh, this is so bad. I'm gonna lose. Does that mean I'm gonna lose? No. It's got 99 Zach, 99 Keenan, 99 Valdes. Don't worry, my game's gotta lag like crazy because Marcus Williams fucking, it's just a little bit of electricity. Are you shitting me? The first ever phone I had in LG, and dude, the first iPad created could run that stupid animation better. Please don't quit. Fuck you. Literally one of the most frustrating things in Wheel of Mud is when people do that. I'm now technically in the playoffs. That's so annoying. Like I'm happy I'm in the playoffs, but that is actually so annoying. Here's what I'm gonna do. Rather than play the wild card right now, I think that's unfair. I'm gonna play an all-Madden season's game. If I win this game, next episode is the wild card playoffs. If I lose this game, next episode, I'm four and two. Our top three. Marcus Williams, Justin Jefferson. He's got Kelsey Hertz and the milk man. All right, he's got a great team too. Now there's not that many differences between all Madden and what I was just playing. One big difference is I cannot see my opponent's last play. There are also minor gameplay differences, but I don't think they're significant enough for me to even think about it. I think I just play how I always play and we just try and catch a W right here. Let's go get it. Second and five. Ticking on Jalen Hertz in San Fran Unis. It's kind of weird, man. I don't like it. Can I get there? Oh, he's gonna wait for me. Oh, you're nuts. Come on, let's go Paula Bulu. Everybody tries that. Oh, good cut. Touchdown and hit a crossbar on the PAT. All right, I'm gonna throw it a bow. Who's wide open? I'm gonna get rocked by Julius Peppers. I see Michael Irvin. I'm gonna try and get to Michael Irvin here. Go, Mike. Oh, I can't throw it. I gotta go with Malik. I was looking at Michael Irvin, but he just wasn't there. Does he go for Michael Irvin or can I throw Michael Irvin super mega quick? I'm gonna throw Michael Irvin so fast. Just throw it. Huh, did he catch that? Oh my God, he caught it, but he's not the one. I'm giving Michael Irvin this out route. He's gonna think Michael Irvin's on a slant. I'm giving him the out. Come on, Mike. Come on, Mike. Mike Irvin, let's go. Galaxy brain. Oh my God. Now we hit the PAT. This will be the greatest episode ever. Vinitary, okay. Vinitary has zen. Dude, this is harder than it looks. I'm telling you, man. I can't see that. I thought I put on ability that gives me full vision of the kicking arc. I can't see dick. I don't know anything, I guess. I don't know anything. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I don't think he's got anything. No, no, no, no, no. It's just gotta be a run, right? Oh shit, he's passing. Uh-oh, I am not ready for this. Oh, maybe I am. Sauce, nice switch on. I'm gonna go get the QB. This is a sack right here. Jalen Hurts is going down. Oh no, don't run that ball. No, you fraud. No, no, no, this is bad. Play action, grok's open. No, no, maybe he's not. Go, go, go. Hey, good breakup, Marcus Williams. Marcus Williams, there you go, buddy. I think he's gonna look underneath just to pick this up. Play action. Oh, I'm here with Isaiah Simmons. He can't throw this. No way. No way. That's where you need a tip drill. That's a sketchy ball. I can't believe he's throwing that. All right, we're playing underneath. We're playing the pass. I don't think he runs it. I think he's too scared to run it. Yup, I got the middle. I got the middle. No, I don't have that. Oh, what, what, what? I would quit. I would stop playing. How did George Kittle just drop that ball twice? How did that ball get knocked out? Where's the user? Ooh, he leaves Justin Jefferson. I got lit up. Let's just play this game perfectly. I'm gonna break the Adam Vinitari curse today. I'm gonna break it. Oh, Hawkins sucks. Great route. Great route, get a spin. Woo, he doesn't see, ooh, nice route ball and a good ball from a leak. Skirt, good cut. Dude, this guy has a literal God squad, but he sucks. Do we double up on Michael Irvin? I can't give Michael Irvin any good routes. That is a bummer, but that whip route is a beauty. Go Mike, go Michael Irvin. This is gonna be the greatest PAT you've ever seen. Dude, I almost need like more room on this PAT. Let's get a penalty. It's so stupid. What is the point of Adam Vinitari's ability to see the full kicking arc? If I can't, the most go to thing I could do is hit it and it goes in. I still can't see. That's it. It's right there. I gotta go perfect accuracy. I think I did it. Come on, it's a missing kick in my whole life. That's what we needed. The curse is officially broken. 13 to zero. I'm keeping Vinitari. Let's go, baby. He's gonna go play action again, dude. If I'm him, I'm running the football. Second and 10. Let's see what our opponent goes to. Still passing the football. I cannot believe this. Third and seven. He's coming across the middle. He could throw. Dude, stop trying that. I'm legitimately mad at you. You just, you know it's not gonna work. The Palamalu. Action to your view. This is one of the weirdest, this is one of the weirdest in one of my episodes ever. I'm sorry, boys. Dude, the script writers took the week off or something. I don't know what happened here. That was the game that I said propels us to the playoffs. So now head to head season says are in the playoffs. So next episode is gonna be the wild card playoffs. And in that episode right there, not only did I complete the challenge wheel and get two upgrades for Michael Irvin, but I also got an actual legitimate rage quit. And you know what we've been saying? We say every time we get a rage quit, Michael Irvin gets an upgrade. So Michael Irvin with his two touchdowns gets two upgrades. And with the rage quit, he's maxed out. So as of today, we have a maxed out Michael Irvin. Irvin gets short outer leap for free. So I'm gonna add that ability to him. And that's all I'm gonna run on him. Cause my offensive abilities are great right now. But Michael Irvin just took a massive leap. He's six, two, 96 speed, 96 jump. That's an amazing wide receiver. But the first time in a while, our power-up legend is gonna be very impactful. All right for our first rage quit in a long time. We get a spin on the rage quit wheel. I'm gonna let you guys see it first. We'll see what we can snag today. The rage quit wheel lands on 16 gold plus players. 15 70 plus golds and one 81 plus elite player. I'm gonna start with our 81 plus elite player. It is 81 Jalen Waddle, 83 Derek Rivers. Hilariously, you know what this is? This is amazing fodder for a prestige. Like I just pulled 75 George Pickens. I could prestige him into 97 George Pickens. That's pretty much what I'm looking for in this pack. Marcus Walker, no. Basically 16 bench players that could all be prestigeed. I don't hate that Devin Bush. I don't think he has anything crazy good. Andre Roberts, Devonte Parker, an ultimate kickoff player, potential, potential. No, nevermind. Anthony Schwartz, did he get anything good this year? Got a legend player. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Rod Woodson's got a 94 at the least. Andre Dillard, and that's it. Yeah, not much from there, but I'm not too shocked. Overall, honestly, this was such a good episode for my team and going into the playoffs, but it went kind of weird. So I do apologize for that. I wish I could have had a great game, but the scriptwriters were burnt out, man. They've been putting out so many fucking heaters that I think they just took a day off. We keep Logan Thomas. Michael Irvin is maxed out, and we keep Marcus Williams along with 95 JJ Watt. Javon Curse will stay de-tackle. Our team is nasty, man. 94 overall, we got the playoffs coming up with the playoffs. We'll be able to add an MLB too. We could potentially upgrade my offensive line a little bit more and potentially replace Malik Willis, but I'm kind of scared of replacing Malik Willis. He got us here and he's been playing great. So why would I switch things up? Hey, I love you guys. Thanks so much. As always, I'll see you in the next one. Peace out.