 Item number SCP-5991 Object Class Keter Special Containment Procedures Due to the widespread prevalence of Christianity, SCP-5991 cannot be contained. However, the chances of SCP-5991's activation requirements being achieved are low and thus unlikely to happen. On February 15, 2026, the Edward French's agreement was passed with the Vatican government, which states that the bindings of all published Christian Bibles must contain two milliliters of honey in order to prevent SCP-5991 from occurring. As per Standard Foundation Protocol, unauthorized information regarding SCP-5991 and its triggers is to be removed, and amnestics are to be administered as appropriate. Description SCP-5991 is an anomalous phenomenon that triggers whenever a human successfully consumes an entire Christian Bible. While the subject may consume the Bible using utensils such as forks or knives, SCP-5991 will not trigger if the subject consumes a Bible as well as another substance, such as condiments. Whenever a subject consumes a Bible, an entity will manifest in front of them, referred to as SCP-5991-1. SCP-5991-1 is a pale, emaciated entity with no orifices beside its mouth. SCP-5991-1 has no teeth, does not possess eye sockets nor eyes, and is wearing a crown of thorns. SCP-5991-1 will approach the subject and unhinge his own jaw. SCP-5991-1 will then violently shove the subject down its throat and into its stomach, which is known to be much larger than SCP-5991-1 on the inside. SCP-5991-1's stomach is approximately 8 km2 inside. Once the subject is consumed by SCP-5991-1, they will land on a wooden boardwalk which is built on a floor comprised of biological tissue of unknown composition. Subjects are able to freely exit the stomach by pressing a large, pulsating orange sac located behind where the subject lands. This will cause the sac to spray an orange gas which, when inhaled by the subject, will render them unconscious. When the subject wakes up after approximately 2-3 hours, they will find themselves in the same place where SCP-5991-1 consumed them. The boardwalk extends to the middle of the stomach, which contains applause that are constructed out of marble. In the center of the stomach is an entity with the same appearance as SCP-5991-1, hereafter referred to as SCP-5991-2, reading from a small empty scroll while sitting on a wooden stool. Several broken steel chains surround SCP-5991-2, which hook into SCP-5991-1's stomach lining. All metal cubs can be seen around SCP-5991-2's wrist. SCP-5991-2 do not respond to any external stimuli. Surrounding SCP-5991-2 and the plaza are 12 buildings, which all thematically revolve around SCP-5991-2. SCP-5991-1's stomach contains a visitor center, gift shop, restroom, petting zoo, church, food court, museum. The buildings are all themed around referring to SCP-5991-2 as Jesus Christ. The visitor center contains a desk and a 2004 Dell desktop computer. Inside the desk are several piles of pamphlets, which contain information regarding activities to do when visiting SCP-5991-1's stomach. Additionally, the pamphlets advertise being able to take a picture with SCP-5991-2 for $20 per picture. Several documents detailing an Umbrella Protocol in regards to an unknown event can be found, which describe previous evacuation attempts of persons inside the stomach. The gift shop is mostly empty, but contains several SCP-5991-2 themed memorabilia, including stuffed dolls, children's books, figurines, and posters. A total of $344.44 can be found within the cash register. The children's books describe events that never occurred within the Old or New Testaments, and instead describe SCP-5991-2 as a malevolent being that was turned to good through the light of God. Several inscriptions are carved within the walls of the bathroom, written primarily in either English, Spanish, or Latin. Examples of these messages include Hello, Jenny was here, Sitting in a Tree, Fuck the World, and Help in the previously mentioned languages. The petting zoo contains five large pens presumably built to hold farm animals, but which are completely empty. In the corner of one of the pens, a large pile containing approximately 50 kilograms of animal feces can be found. Analysis of the feces suggests that the animal that created it was fed a diet consisting solely of sacramental bread and red wine. The church is unfinished, only consisting of a small sparsely decorated chapel. Nothing else of interest can be found. The food court contains 40 different tables, each with five chairs. The menu describes food that can be expected from a standard fare or carnival, such as hot dogs, burgers, corn dogs, popcorn, etc. The menu describes the dairy item which resembles an ice cream cone with a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate ice cream. The vanilla scoop is shaped in a way, as to resemble SCP-5991-2, and the chocolate scoop is shaped as to resemble a crown of thorns. The freezer inside the kitchen has been locked from the inside. The museum shows Babylonian artifacts, as well as several dinosaur skelos of unknown species. All the plaques have been forcibly removed, and as such further information cannot be gathered. As the subject enters SCP-5991-1's stomach, a large banner can be seen attached to the ceiling of the stomach which reads, 50th anniversary of Jesus' land. Explore the perfect Christian experience with the Lord. Select items in gift shop now 50% off until January 17th. See Visitor Center for more information. It is to be noted that SCP-5991-1's stomach has been abandoned for an unknown amount of time.