 Welcome to Ask Adam, where I answer your questions in the YouTube comments to the best of my ability or ignore them because it's my life dad and you don't own me anymore. Let's get started. Man, you definitely cracked me up, brother. You definitely should have more subscribers, yadda yadda yadda. What did you think about Logan? Personally, I thought it was the worst Marvel film to date. Wolverine is the top three favorite characters of all time and wanted to actually call Marvel and find out something that was, what? It does not compute. What the hell is this? Is this a joke? Logan was amazing. I gave it a 10 out of 10 back when I gave pointless review scores. I fucking loved that film from beginning to end. With which Avenger would you choose to co-own a pub? I don't drink, so it would be kind of a crappy experience for me all around. There's no reason for it. I just didn't like the taste of alcohol back when I tried it. I'm already an idiot in public. I don't need to be drunk and stupid. That would just be embarrassing beyond, you know, the obvious. I feel like would be a straight-up shooter. He wouldn't mess around. He would get things done. Hawkeye would be kind of a little too much of a... I feel like Hawkeye would get fucking drunk. He's got a wife and kids. He's got baggage. He's going to be a mess. Tony Starks off the table. He would never be around to help. He's just pushing numbers. I go with Vision, I think. Adam, what do you think of The Dark Knight Trilogy? Is that one of your favorites? Dark Knight Trilogy is solid. Batman Begins is not my favorite. I think that one's a little rough. But I really like Dark Knight. Dark Knight Rises is classic as well. A lot of plot holes. A lot of really kind of campy, cheesy things in that one. It's definitely a step down from Dark Knight. I overlook it. There's way more pros than cons. So it is a solid trilogy, probably in the top 10 for trilogies, which doesn't say a lot, honestly. Trilogies either go past the three. They suck by the third, or there's just a mess of other things. The only ones I can really think of that I like are Lord of the Rings is amazing from beginning to end. The original Star Wars trilogy, back to the future. The third one's kind of not great. Indiana Jones, although the second one, Temple of Doom isn't my cup of dick. And they made a fourth, so does that still count? Do we count? Where does the trilogy end? Second question from DJSS Randomness. Hey Adam, are you going to do another one of these again? If so, when? Right now. Hey Adam, are you gay? You sound like my wife. No. What's your accent? I'm from Minnesota. I'm sorry, I do my best to mask it, but it's hard. It's a tough life. Who would you cast in a Last of Us movie? Hugh Jackman as Joel, Ellen Page as, well, there was all that controversy where she was modeled and looked a little too similar to Ellen Page, so they had to step back on that. Ellen Page is too old now for the role, I guess. But I don't know who I would do as the girl. Is it Ellie? Can't remember her name. Ellie, I think. I don't know. Ellen Page, 10 years back. Favorite movie genre? Also, how big is your dick? I'm a big action guy. Love comedy too. Action and comedy is where I like to sit. If they can combine them well, you got me. Although thrillers, I love thrillers too. That's tough. That's tough, I'm gonna go to action because I said it first, so there. As far as dick size goes, how much time do you have so I can uncoil it and measure? It's a little, it's fine. It's a good size. It's nothing to write home about. I'm not gonna be in any porn films, but it gets the job done, as they say. Would you rather not be able to watch any movie ever again or have your dick shot off? Well, I am married with two kids, so the dick's basically gone already. I'll go with that. Take it. Take it away. Out of all the people that were caught up in the whole Hollywood sexual misconduct scandal, who were you most surprised by? Is Bill Cosby in this mix still? Is he still in play? He is kind of the original. The OG. I was the most surprised by Cosby. I looked up to Cosby as kind of, you know, the way you look up to a celebrity, I guess, but he seemed to have a prominent voice in the community. He championed equality. He was such a profound comedian for me. I thought he was awesome. He was squeaky clean with his comedy. He was family friendly. The Cosby show was fucking amazing. I watched that shit all the time on Nick at night and wherever else I could find it back to back episodes. So yeah, Bill Cosby shook me hard and I was super disappointed when I found that out and pissed. And now I can't trust any of these assholes ever again. Kevin Spacey always kind of seemed creepy and weird to me, so that's a fair play. And now I can at least joy seven again because for a while there, when I'd watch seven, I'd be like, oh, it's Kevin Spacey. This isn't quite as threatening or scary, but now I see him like, oh, it's Kevin Spacey again. This is threatening and scary. Hey, Adam, what do you think about the movie Interstellar? I think I've reviewed it and I think I feuded it and I'm pretty sure I gave my opinions and those. So go watch those. I'm not giving you a free ride to not watch my videos, you son of a bitch. I like it a lot. What is the earliest memory you have as a child? My memory is cloudy, but I remember it being kind of early-ish around 10, 11 o'clock. Probably it was raining really hard on me and I just put on my slicker to go outside with the boots because I didn't want to get soaking wet. I was playing with my paper boat and it started to get away from me and go down the street and I'm running and I'm chasing it and I remember it going down into a sewer and I look down there and I just realized this is from the movie It and my childhood memories are all based on movies. That's both sad and awesome. I don't really know. I have a really bad memory, honestly. I can remember almost every movie I've seen and where and with whom, but I have a hard time remembering anything from like third grade past. I remember being in like a dinosaur swimming outfit and I was really fat. I was a super fat fucking baby and I was in like this dumb green dinosaur floaty device in a pool at probably like Wisconsin Dells or something. That's probably the earliest on and it's probably three or four. What's your favorite video you've made? I personally think your Infinity War trailer reaction was probably the funniest one. Good question. I don't know if I have a favorite now. I did like a masturbatory self-congratulatory video a year or so back where I listed my top five or top 10 videos I've done. Maybe I'll do that again sometime. It is good to reflect and go back and appreciate some of the stuff I do. Typically I watch a video and then I'll look back on it later and I'll be like, oh, this is not good. Lighting's bad. Comedy is bad. Nothing's really timing up well. I can tell you the lighting's gonna be bad here right now because I'm in my basement. I got these lights all around me but usually I film at night. So now the outside light is just pouring in and just raping the side of my face here. It is just blasting me. So I need to cover that up but I don't have anything big enough to cover it with besides my penis. What is the answer to life? The universe and everything? Only I knew. Ask Jesus. Back in my teenager youth years I would think about this often especially after my dad passed away. I would often turn and try to find some sort of guidance and some spiritual awakeness but there's just nothing there. We'll probably just die and rot in the ground which is sad to think about. I've experienced some close losses in my life and it's sad to think that I'll probably never see them again but just appreciate what you have while you have it. Experience life to the fullest as best to your ability without being a total douchebag and shirking your responsibilities and whatnot. And just don't really put a lot of stock into it let it just happen naturally. Maybe we will go up into the stars and twinkle shine bright like a diamond Rihanna. Maybe there is like a cloudy fairy tale heaven or a hell where I'll probably be if that's the case. Or maybe there's something a lot more grand that we can't even possibly comprehend which is kind of where I'm at. I like to stay agnostic. I like to not really put my eggs in one basket. Just kind of like to feel around to see what's out there and then just ignore it. Reach around from David Spade or blowjob from Caitlyn Jenner. Reach around from David Spade or blowjob from me. I might go with the BJ. I feel like if David Spades behind me like cracking jokes there's no way this is ever gonna complete. I'm just gonna constantly be kind of laughing at him. Caitlyn will get the job done I feel like. She's dedicated, you know. Clearly if you're willing to make that sort of a change to your body, you are passionate about it. That's how you feel. That's the person you feel like you were inside. So yeah, she's gonna go for broke here. And I think I'm gonna let it play out. Hey Adam, can you rank Adam Sandler movies? Happy Gilmore is number one. Billy Madison's number two. The rest of them can go away. Although I hear that Don't Mess with the Zohans pretty funny, maybe I should watch that. I do have a pretty strict no Adam Sandler policy. Joe Keager asked me a question last time that I botched. So he's clarifying here. He wants me to rank the trilogies from Mission Impossible, Star Trek and Planet of the Apes. Is that even fair though? Because Mission Impossible's still going. Star Trek I think is over. I think Beyond kind of killed it because it didn't make the revenue that they wanted it to. Maybe not. Apes was a downer for me. I have said this before, but the third installment, I really liked the first two. And the third one, just the war of the Planet of the Apes never happened. They kind of pushed out and went back to the inner war again. And I had seen that. I didn't wanna see that again. I would say Mission Impossible's becoming my favorite. Ever since three, they've been on fire. And the first one's good too. The second one's the only real miss. Star Trek, the first one's good. The second one's a little bit of a mess with the whole Rathakon rehash. And then the third one's just made, felt like it was a TV show movie. So yeah, I'd go Mission Impossible, Planet of the Apes and then Star Trek. Although Planet of the Apes is still a fantastic trilogy. It's way better than it has any right to be. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? I assume you already asked the owl and he gave you this shit answer. I would turn to Lil' Kim. Her classic song, How Many Licks, featuring Cisco. You'll get your answer there. And you might get a little turned on. If you and Khaleesi got in a fight to the death, who would win? I assume you're referring to Khaleesi Grimes 82 from the hit show, The Cringe, in which case I would kick the living shit out of him. He's a millennial fucktard. He has nothing on me. Should there be another Dark Knight movie? I think they kind of wrapped it up really nicely. I wouldn't mind another one, especially with the garbage DCs been putting in films lately. Sure. If Christopher Nolan's back and all the players are back, we might have a picture here. But time tends to hurt things. Look at Dumb and Dumber finally getting its sequel. Look at Zoolander getting its sequel. Those movies suck so bad. I don't want that to happen to Dark Knight, so maybe let this sleeping bat lie. Can you please explain why you think that Scott Pilgrim is Edgar Wright's best movie? Personally, I think it's this worst film, but I love everything he has done so far. Well, Noah, Noah, I have done a Scott Pilgrim review. I mean, maybe it was a movie feud, but it's close. It's the same thing. I talk about the cast, the story, the effects, the music. It's all there, Noah. It's all there for you to digest. So watch that video, okay? Yeah, I love Scott Pilgrim. Everything from the video game references to the TV show pop culture references, they threw the Seinfeld jingle in there. Seinfeld's my favorite TV comedy of all time, easily. So it already had me there. The only thing that's weak about the whole thing is the ending. I don't like that he ended up with, he should have ended up with Knives. That's the bottom line. Okay, what'd you say? It's a polarizing ending, but the music, the way it's shot, I've never seen a movie shot that way before with the stylized look, just the way the camera's placed, the intro where they're playing the song and it's just slowly panning in or maybe it's panning out. I can't remember, but it's beautiful. Whole thing's beautiful. You can see the vision on display from beginning to end. You can tell he had total creative control here. No one's pushing at him, prodding at him. I don't know what there is to hate. Plus you have some amazing actors in this thing. Captain America's in this film. You got my beautiful brides in this movie. It's just, it's perfect. Do you think the DCEU is salvageable at this point? If so, what would you do to fix it if you were the CEO of WB? No, I don't, I don't think it is. What I would do, I would take Man of Steel, Henry Cavill, I would take Wonder Woman, just move them away, just move them away and pretend like the DCEU doesn't exist and start over. You can use the same actors. I think Henry Cavill is a great Superman. I did like Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman. Or just start over. I don't need to see any more of this franchise and every time I watch him now, I just have this bad taste already going in. I don't want to feel that way going into a movie. Like, here we go again. Let's watch this disaster. Thank you for all the questions. There was more I didn't get to. I apologize. Feel free to leave them below. I'll do more of these. I'm trying to do them once a month or once every two months, whenever I can find time. Thanks for watching. I hope you're having a great New Year's so far and I can't wait to make more videos for you in 2018. Also on Patreon. Check it out.