 Hello there, lovers. This video is a little hard for me to do. I had to cut myself a pizza, humble pie real quick before I turned the camera on. Okay, so I had to tell you guys a little confession. In my previous video, How to Buy Sexy, I talked about Benoit Balls. And I have wanted to get a pair for a long time and I've gone shopping for them multiple times, okay? And everywhere that I go to buy them says the same shit that I told you guys. So the balls you can just put up and it's kind of a part of the journey, like you put them inside and then afterwards they go take a shower and they naturally find their way. You know, what goes up must come down. Don't get me wrong when I did that video and said that line, what goes up must come down. I had used them once before but like put them in and take them right out like a second. Like I didn't really go running with them. I just heard that's what you're supposed to do. Now, when I actually was like, you know what? I'm about to go for a jog. Let me just slip these bad boys on here and go take a jog and pop them out in the shower, have a good day, earning on be all right. What goes up must come down. The purpose of Benoit Balls is it's supposed to be a struggle to keep them up. You're supposed to have to tighten to actually engage them or else they will fall out. I haven't had a baby yet. So this was not a problem. My vaginal canal ate this shit up like hot dogs to a homeless person. Then I went for said run totally forgot the balls were even in. There was no struggle at all. There was no like there was no tensing of the muscles. I'm like, you know, sometimes you have those like dream workouts where you don't know you're working out but you're actually working out and you're not. This is so simple and like, you know, you have a six pack. That's what I thought was happening in the vaginal wall. I got home and Rick who you guys know from Poon and the Pean was coming over because we were going to dormitainment. It was two of their birthday parties, which two I cam and cam and Jackie Rome Roman cam. He called me at five PM and was like, Hey, I'm on my way. I just got into my run. I'm like cool. I'm gonna go take a shower and we're gonna link up come over. I get in the shower and I was like, All right, time to pop them out. That's peculiar. They're not sliding out like they're supposed to. Let me just try. Let me just try. I was in there doing Pilates, just stretching like hunching, doing abacus. I was trying to push them out trying to tie both the bitches out and it wasn't working. Put my fingers inside to find where the balls were. They were pretty well up there. And it honestly, your vaginal canal is not what you think you think it's like a really neat noodle like a straw like a tunnel. It's more like a cave in there. Like there's crevices and stuff like at one point of the balls were like this like side by side. So I couldn't even like get around them and these are balls. They're not easy to like get especially with claws. They're not easy to get a hold of. I'm a Harlem Globetrotter that shit is just not coming down. And so I start to panic a little bit more. And luckily for me, I went to go see Melanie Fiona the night before. And if you guys don't know, she recently had a baby boy named Cameron. He's so cute, adorable and awesome. Melanie was saying about labor and she was talking about her own experience and saying a lot of women don't realize how hard pushing is because it's a yo-yo effect. When you push, you get a little progress, then you breathe in because you're human and that shit slips away. That's why you have to be that like. Now my phone is ringing constantly because Rick is like downstairs buzzing. And so I did what any sane person would do and I went and got coconut oil in a spoon. And so at this point, you're legitimately having a breakdown. You're like, is this my new vagina? Like, is this a part of the new package? Am I just going to have balls up there? And I guess mind you, like I said, really not likely to get sucked up into the cervix. So it was staying, you know, in that space. But here's the problem is the cervix is the neck of the uterus and around the vaginal opening is also a very tight muscle. So you kind of have these two tight muscles and then just like, like oo, like oozy, rubbery, elasticity space in between, which doesn't make for fishing out balls. It was like a carnival game that I was meant to lose. All I could do was what again, I had been advised to do about labor is you squat liking to take a poo. You squat in the perfect poo position and you push as if you are, you are taking a poo. It's the same muscles. Luckily I was in the shower. Long story short, one of the balls came out at that point, you know, with the help of a finger, like I, you know, I was the obstetrician, I guided that crown out with the help of finger and then with continuous pushing, I got one ball out. And that was the most disheartening process possible. That's when I really wanted to break down and ball my eyes out because after all that work, there was still one more to go. And you know that bitch wasn't like right next to it. That bitch was back at the top. So I had to start all over again. But knowing that I'd done it once, the second ball took a lot less out of me. You can let your imagination go where you want to go with that one. So I got the balls out and I finally get to my phone and I let Rick in. He was pissed, told the story, he laughed his ass off at me and that was that. And I knew I had to make a video for you guys because I just kept thinking about some 16 year old girl thinking like I'm gonna have a strong vagina like Shannon Boudreim said. And then popping these balls in and having a date like that and I don't know jumping off a bridge because you didn't know that this was going to be part of the process and you felt something was wrong with you. No. And on top of that, I've seen all the yoni egg and yoni eggs if you've seen them are even larger. I've seen the yoni egg videos where it says the same shit. Like just the part of the journey of the yoni egg is it descending down when it is ready. When you give way, you are truly at one with the yoni. It will release itself. Okay bitch, maybe. But I'm just not there yet. So go at your own pace. I told you guys last time, don't get the strings. Get the damn strings. Now here's the thing though. My abs the next day were popping. I'm I'm going to say that. And on top of that, I did put the balls in after that and now that I knew how to do the labor, it was not as hard. It took me like seven minutes. So I'm going to put some descriptions below. You can still use my Adam and Eve code if you want to. To different Benoit balls. Some with strings, some that are larger, some that are smaller. I'll even put a yoni egg link in there as well too if you guys are interested. I had to share the story with you guys because even experts aren't experts and I messed up. I dropped, I dropped the ball on that one and I'm sorry for that misinformation that I gave. What is that must come down? Truly, not as sorry as my vagina was that day, but close to. You feel underappreciated, underloved, overworked, overprocessed and you just need to connect back with you. My suggestion, do the work that has to be done and then put that work back on yourself. So how do you feel like a sexy woman in a very chaotic, stressful, constant on the go unsexy ass world?