 So we had a direct Good Where's the Nintendo Direct? We haven't had a Nintendo Direct. A full Nintendo Direct in over 500 days This was the first one and they were hitting us with a whopping 50 minutes of it. So you can you could just expect it to be crammed full of RPGs It was good it was good. I had a good time watching it. We watched it on Twitch together and by the way. Oh my gosh We had over nine thousand almost ten thousand people watching over on Twitch So if you were one of those hey, thank you so much while I've again tonight doing more stuff You saw it. You saw it, but we're gonna go back through it again. I'm gonna give you my thoughts my opinions I'm gonna crack open a fresh G fuel with one hand Get get get get your own G fuel down below code beat em ups get yourself 30% off That actually helps support the channel and support the stream and support me One more could you want it started with this is a no blade which immediately my chat Was popping why is the no blade here? Why is the no blade here? Why are we seeing Zeno blade? Why won't the little red bar go away? Because everyone knows how much I love Zeno blade to but I was excited I thought maybe dinner blade three I could give Zeno blade another shot give it a chance But it ended up being a surprise smash character announcement, which I did not see coming We have Pyra and the blonde one. I feel bad for Rex He's been delegated as a final smash move for Pyra But I do love the way that Pyra shifts between her two identities It reminds me of the old Zelda and chic combo one boat. You don't care. All right, that's smash Moving on they actually didn't show us the amiibo for that one. Usually they show you the amiibo They didn't they didn't this time. I guess we'll just have to imagine it probably looks something like this Or maybe not mythra mythra, I'm sorry mythra. I got all the Frickin weeaboos down there yelling at me mythra. I got it. I got it. You can go and delete your comment I know it's mythra and then um Just about six months too late for a fall guys is finally on switch I hate to be the one to say this. I hate I well, I don't really hate it I'm glad I'm glad because I said this back like four months ago that if they were gonna release fall guys on switch They should have done it when the game was hot I remember the developers said they had no intentions and there wasn't even in the pipeline back when this game was Popping on twitch. It wasn't even in their thought process to bring it to switch which I thought was ludicrous But we've already gone through like three other waves since then among us has come and gone Phasmophobia has come and gone now people are on Valheim. Love you four guys. I had a great time with you Can't wait for four guys to Bring it to switch. Maybe if you were watching on twitch We actually had a bingo sheet going on. I was really we actually hit bingo, too That's big. Well, that was very boring, but the whole time where I was streaming I was I had my eye on that Genshin impact square and I really thought we would finally cross it off What is going on with that still still no word, but this game's pretty good wild lands out outlands wild Out wild I can't remember but the game actually looks really fun, and I'm glad it's finally coming to switch So it was it was about here It was about here that in my opinion It starts to become a little bit of a slog until you get to the midway point of the direct We have this visual novel game, which I honestly know nothing about. Sorry. I'm sorry. Let me have samurai warriors five Which that's good. That's good. That's the fifth one That's got to count for something at least five it's got to count for five secret of mana finally come in the switch That's pretty cool. I look forward to paying for it. I guess is it part of the SNES online? I don't know. I actually don't think so. So I guess I look forward to buying it. What's the hard to rise? It's really exciting, you know, but we already knew about that and we have the demo a lot of us has already Probably played this and we're just waiting for it to come out in March But then we got a little Suckle of Mario typically I don't like golf games I think the closest thing to a golf game. I've actually enjoyed was golf story But as far as a traditional golf game the Mario golf games have always been actually pretty fun And I like the look at this one I like that you can play that crazy hectic mode speed golf where you're all running around the field and Chasing the balls and trying to beat everyone else to the holes like, you know Golf I did not like Mario tennis very much. So I Think I'll like this one the voice over for this though was really weird I just I didn't I kind of I I lost it at one point just started laughing at it It's just I don't know why I found it so funny. Did we mention story mode? You'll start out as a rookie tell tale you love him you hate him or you just love him I love them tales of Borderlands is coming to switch. This is apparently really good. I I'm not a huge Borderlands fan I am a telltale fan the two coming together never really appealed to me, but sure I guess I'll play it I guess we got another look at no more heroes 3. I'm just glad that no more heroes 3 didn't get delayed now my chat Was disappointing was my chat was kind of like on this one. They were like But for me, I was like I like card-based games and this one's kind of cool It's like a speed runner where you pick up cards as you go and you use those cards to attack look I'm interested neon white. I am very intrigued in what you're putting down and I'm I'm I am ready to pick it up I actually think it looks really fun. I don't know what I'll y'all are smoking It was at this point in the direct that I sorely regretted and realized the mistake I had made not putting a cringe section into my bingo sheet who why When where what is the demographic here? If you're excited for this one. I'm I'm really happy for you Do you mind if we just blast through some of these really quickly up plans first zombies? Actually, this one's good Wait, hold on. I'll blast through in a second metopia. I know if you haven't played it. I know how it looks trust me But it's actually really good You can make any of the characters anyone you want obviously while using me's but I remember the first time I played I made the bad guy judge Judy. I had The main characters in my game were like me and Kim and my friends, but it's a really fun game I like this game a lot. It's cute. It's cute. It's not it's not like You get a horse. Okay for any of you losers that forgot there was Mario DOC coming to animal I did I forgot my the Mario DOC is finally coming out. This is cool I expected to see something animal crossing I was kind of hoping for like a big update like a ton more content being added in kind of looks like just Somario assets you can place around the world. It's cool, but it's gimmicky. It's cool, but it's gonna ruin my island It's cool, but I'm probably not ever going to do it or use it or really set up more than like one thing Otherwise my island's gonna look super tacky But I like that the warp tunnels are essentially fast travel because you know what I hate Waking up in the morning and having to run all the way into town now I can just put a walk pipe next to my house and bung bing boom bam. I'm in town So that's pretty cool. Oh chat. Oh chat. Oh chat chat. I'm not live. Oh guys Oh comment section this next one. I still don't ice. I'm still recovering I'm still in recovery mode on this one chat chat chat. I'm not like when I saw this I instantly knew it was the next installment in the Octopath Traveler series world whatever you want to call it I even forgot what they have called it, but it that is what it is It's the next game from Square Enix in that series of whatever. Here's the thing Looks like it's a whole new experience. They've even changed and this was the Sorry, I don't even want to say it But they've even changed the combat to be not a turn based strategy Final fantasy kind of style combat, but instead now it's more like fire emblem Where it's on a grid and you have to worry about the environment and like levels and like That's fine. It is fine. I mean, I know a lot of people love that. I am not a huge fan of it I like it in some games. I like a lot of games that happen to have that combat It's probably a better way to say it. Do I love that? I don't like that. I don't like it I'm blabbing now. So we'll move on, but I'm mad. F's in the chat. I'm not really that mad I honestly, I don't really even care By the way, you can't just show a new Star Wars game of all things and have the trailer Not only tell you nothing but last like 10 seconds and then that's it. It's over coming 2021 I don't know what that is, but it's Star Wars and then started talking about some horrible fortnite dodgeball looking game Maybe it's fun. It has potential. I don't know. It could be good. It's probably bad But how do you breeze over the Star Wars? Someone said in my chat that it's also going to be available on iOS and Android so it's a it's a mobile. It's a mobile. It's it's a game that's on switch and mobile. So I mean how it can only be so good And then something nobody asked for but a lot of people will probably enjoy like myself We have a ninja guidance trilogy. Aja Calamity got some dlc Some new missions getting thrown into the game, which is good to see the support the new ghost and goblins That has a horrible art style in my opinion and honestly did not make me even excited for it at all What is what is this? I don't want this Take this away change it some more rpg's Uh apex, which we already we already know about it's cool. Finally. What the heck? What took so long? It's apex put it on switch already What what do you got going on then? Oh, finally my boy my gorgeous man comes out. Yeah, he's mine hands off ladies It's a to talk about zelda. He mentioned uh breath of the wild to Which obviously we're excited about but didn't expect to see but he said it's coming along nicely Which is good to hear actually can we pause this for a second? It's good to hear actually that it's coming along nicely I don't want to breeze over that. I'm excited for that sounds like things are smooth sailing And we're going to get breath of the wild We're going to get a deeper look at it later this year Which knowing nintendo means that it's at least five years away from releasing But in the meantime, oh All this gorgeous man gave us something to be excited for and I can't I can't do This announcement justice in any other way than showing you my actual reaction Which went like this Okay I told you I told each and every one of you losers you absolute losers that this would happen And if that wasn't hyper sorry for calling everyone losers by the way skyward sword. Yay I did actually call this. I mean, I've been saying it for a very long time, but I it's obvious We got win wake a hd. We got twilight princess hd. Of course we were getting they can't do my skyward sword like that They can't just do it dirty like that and not give us a hd version of that game I mean for one it's easy money a lot of people had always said ah, it won't happen because of the Which I already screamed about in that clip, but there was always a way I said there was always a way for one the freaking How dumb joy cons This is the joy cons. Everyone was always like yeah, you can't do it without the wee much really Do you not realize what the joy cons are? It's literally exactly the same thing. I'm excited this game I've always said it is very underrated People like to poop on this game and hate on this game and I always felt like it was super unjust Just because it gets a little repetitive near the end and you have to revisit some of the same areas and they're all underwater Who cares the actual core game itself was fun It's a great game and as nintendo themselves pointed out It had a lot of elements to it that were precursors of breath of the wild and it's by far one of my favorite zelda games And if you hate it, there's something wrong with your brain. Oh my god Why it's that this was by far the coolest thing in the direct for me. I lost my absolute marvels I was screaming. I actually am so I have no energy I am actually struggling to get through recording this video Because I have no energy after screaming my heart out for three hours at this direct But no, uh, this was really cool really exciting and then I mean I haven't even really mentioned it yet But they also are doing themed uh joy cons. Oh my gosh. Look at them. I'm actually Wow, I'm actually even now realizing they're two different shades of blue like I really didn't I really didn't look at them They just I I saw they was zelda themed and I was good. I don't even care what they look like I'll just buy them already. In fact, let's just buy them right now. Here they are. Perfect I knew I knew ebay would have my back and bought surprisingly cheap That two shades of blue which is such a good idea. Oh and then this okay This icon. I was actually wondering like what is this icon even I'm I'm I'm dumb and I was like Oh, it's it's from the master sword and then I knew I knew what that is But it is also from the shield. So it's the shield and the sword Oh my god This makes so much sense because when you hold the joy cons One hand is the shield and then one hand is the sword when you're attacking. So it's the sword in the shield It's the pokemon sword and shield. It's I it's it all makes so much sense. I don't even realize that I'm real I'm realizing that now And I I feel dumb But also I feel smart that I figured that out because I feel like a lot of you are dumb and probably didn't realize that either And then finally They wrapped up the event with a little bit of splatoon Which very very interesting trailer for a while there I I couldn't figure out if it was like a single player spin-off splatoon game like initially I was like obviously splatoon 3 here we go, baby Can't wait But then it kind of led into like this this this this side scrolling and I was like maybe this is a A wacky spin-off game. It is actually splatoon 3 Which we all love splatoon Who doesn't one of the first games that released on switch and it has been about four years now So it's time for a new one the only disappointing thing Well, you know, I can't even be that mad when you have this adorable little chicken thing with big chicken fish with big eyes I love it and the jellyfish and even that fat fish. I like all I like all of this But it's coming 2022 so like This was clearly in my opinion something tacked on at the end to kind of make the whole 50 minutes worth it You know what? I mean with these really long directs. I always feel like it's more of a case of Nintendo just they need to talk about this stuff, you know, maybe not all of it is super exciting for us But they're all games that their third party developers or indie companies are all working really hard on And they need their moment. They need to be put in front of people's faces. However, that happens Nintendo, you know, they're doing the right thing by the companies that are supporting them and supporting the switch So even though we're not excited for every single release There is a little something for everyone But I can see why a lot of people were kind of like, oh man I was so hyped for a 50 minute direct and then we got Bubkus I love you all here's another video. I know I'm I'm making videos again. Can you believe it? I have a lot of more videos planned for this month. I love you all. I see you all very soon Thanks. I'm very very tired. I'm very very tired Bye