 Welcome back to the second channel, everybody. We've got a crazy video today. I'm gonna crack open a nice sparkling water. Ah! Fuck! Got on my keyboard. That's very cool. I didn't even get the cap off, by the way. It's still on and it's just sprayed out like that. That's very cool. Okay. Hope I didn't just totally destroy my keyboard. Let me go get a towel real quick. And I'll just toss this over there. And I'll open the rest of this lid. All right. Today we're gonna be talking about these weird ass articles that these companies write about YouTubers. I did a video on my main channel like a long time ago about these articles, but since then I feel like they've gotten even worse. Companies like this, whatever wiki website this is, will try to like write an article with anything that you might search about someone. So Danny Gonzales wife, age, net worth, married. It's got wife and married and the same thing. Like sure, we know he has a wife, but are they married? They'll try to like compile all of these things into an article that way if you Google like Danny Gonzales age, this comes up. But they'll also try to fill it with information that they don't know because they'll just make shit up. And what I think has happened over the years is that one article will kind of like over exaggerate how much they know and then another article will take info from that article and then they'll fudge a little bit more and it's just like snowballing effect to now. Like these articles have just shit that is nowhere near true. Especially the second article we're gonna be talking about. I've got two articles here. One of them someone tweeted at me and then some another one was in the subreddit. So thank you guys for sharing these. But it is pretty bizarre. Really, I'm getting on here to set the record straight because there's a lot of false information being spread about me and I guess I got to correct the record. All right. So this one's on this website called Wiki. Let's take a look. Danny Gonzales was born in Illinois, USA on June 12th, 1994. That beautiful city, Illinois, USA. His zodiac sign is Gemini and he holds American nationality. Okay, so far we're doing pretty good. Here's where things start to go a little bit awry. Danny was raised an only child. Not true. In Illinois by his Mexican parents. Not true. I do have a quarter Mexican in me, but it's just on my dad's side. So I would not call my parents my Mexican parents who were both in the real estate business. I don't know where the fuck they got that from. I don't think I've ever talked about what my parents do for a living in any of my videos. So I don't know if they're just making that up. Are they like misinterpreted something I said one time? Like if I said like I have my parents own a house and they were like, No, so they're in the real estate business. I guess technically true. They have one investment property. That's where they live. At the age of 13, he moved with his family to Atlanta, Georgia and enrolled at a high school there. Not true. This is something I've seen before in other articles, so I'm assuming they got it from those, but they were wrong and so is this one. People who write this article, if you're watching this, listen up, right? I'm gonna set the record straight. I did not move to Atlanta in high school. I did live in Atlanta, but it was for college. I lived in Illinois until I went to college. You know what I think it is? As much as it upsets me to say this, maybe I said in a video years ago that I live in Atlanta and they were like, Okay, this guy looks 13 and he lives in Atlanta. So that's when he moved to Georgia. But really I was in college and I just looked 13. That's like the only guess I have is that they just kind of like misaged me and were like, yeah, you're 13. And you go to high school in Atlanta. Danny became interested in social media networks while attending high school as most of his friends were active on social networks such as Vine, Facebook and Instagram. Vine didn't come out until I was in college, actually. These are things that you could just Google. What if I just Google how old was Danny in June 2012? Guess I should specify that. Danny Gonzalez. I don't, little vein of me to think that that would come up. His birthday was in June of 1994, so he was 18 in June of 2012. He had just graduated high school. Not that freaking hard to figure out. He was physically active as he played soccer, football and was also a member of his high school's drama club. This is so freaking strange. Maybe if you search Danny Gonzalez like a picture of somebody playing soccer comes up. I did not play soccer in high school. I did not play football in high school. I'm not seeing anybody playing soccer. This guy looks pretty strong. Maybe they saw this, thought this was me, and were like, how did he get so strong? Oh wait, look it. Oh shit. Do you think they scrolled down all the way to here? Saw this picture of a guy that's clearly not me and thought to themselves, oh, he played soccer in high school. Very cool. Okay, so I played soccer and football. Honestly, my life sounds way cooler in this article than it does in real life. I was like the new kid in high school and in the big city of Atlanta. I was the star of the football and soccer team. Danny matriculated in 2012. Okay, so they do know when I matriculated. They know when I graduated. I'm assuming that's what matriculated means. To be enrolled at a college or university. So what they're saying is Danny enrolled in 2012 and then enrolled at Georgia Tech. So they know when I started college then. So they know that Vine didn't exist if they had just like taken one second to think about it. Danny launched his career on the internet while attending high school as his Vine account numbered more than 2 million followers. Dude, the words they use in this article are kind of impressive though. Matriculated, the next sentence says he launched his eponimus YouTube channel. Eponimus. Eponimus? It's got the word pony in there. He launched his pony themed YouTube channel on September 9th to 2014 and has since gathered more than 4.1 million subscribers. Okay, they wrote this article a little while ago. What does eponomus mean? Means giving their name to somebody. Okay, so it's like my self-titled YouTube channel. Danny's love life? Is he married? Okay, there's a bunch of weird shit in here too, I remember. Oh yeah. Laura is a dancer and photographer whose Instagram account is followed by over 5,000 people. Again, they're making shit up for Laura too. I don't know where they found like, okay, she has an Instagram. So that makes her a photographer. And maybe she, no, she's never danced on anything. So I don't know where they got that. Like I said, she's never danced. She's never danced. Laura doesn't know how to dance, alright? She's got two left feet, literally. She says weird condition where both of her feet are left feet. She's never danced. She has also said to be a model. She's not one, but everyone says so. Hobbies and interests. Alright, before I even read this part of the article, I'm gonna say what like my actual hobbies and interests are. And then we will see how closely it lines up with what is in the article, okay? Hobbies and interests. I like to produce music. That's one of my biggest hobbies. I like playing guitar. Interests. I like Star Wars a lot. That's like one of my big like movie franchises that I'm into. What other hobbies do I have? I've got friends that live in cool locations, so I like to go visit friends. And honestly, making videos is kind of a hobby as well. Okay, Danny is keen on traveling and has been to several US states. Okay, so I did say I like to go visit friends. I like that they say I really like traveling because I've been to several US states. Danny has been to more than one state in his life, so I guess you could say he's kind of a world traveler. He's explored exotic cultures such as Colorado and Wisconsin. While he prefers to be in nature surrounded by trees and animals, I feel like that's taking some liberties. I'm trying to figure out if I've ever posted like a picture of me in the middle of the woods surrounded by animals like I'm in Snow White. Okay, there's a picture from August of 2020 of me in a field of sunflowers. And there's a picture of me in an apple orchard with Laura. Okay, you know what? From what I've posted on social media, the nature thing makes sense. I've got some pictures of me in natural locations. None surrounded by animals. I'm trying to think if I ever been like surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves and like taking a quick picture. I love it here. This rules. I prefer this over the big city any day. He likes to dress up and attend cosplay events. I don't think I've ever been to a cosplay event in my whole life. I don't know where they got that from. So there's this picture of me in a grape costume that was for... Actually it was because we went to a filming, a taping of a game show. What was it called? Let's Make a Deal, which Laura was actually on and she actually got to talk to Wayne Brady. So if you can find this episode, you can see me and Laura dressed as grapes. And there's the picture of me dressed as Cusco for Halloween. So I guess that's where they got me attending cosplay events. Danny likes to dress up as grapes and go to grape cosplaying events. You ever heard of Fruit Con? Everybody dresses up as their favorite fruit. They have panels where you can listen to grapefruits talk about what it's like in the industry. Danny is a lover of animals but doesn't have a pet because he would lack time to take proper care of it. It's kind of fucked up. Danny doesn't have a pet because he's late. He wouldn't take time to take care of it, so he can't do that. I actually do have a pet. I have three. So fuck you. And I don't take care of any of them. I haven't seen them in weeks. So I guess I don't really know if I have pets anymore because I haven't seen them. But I did at one time. That's kind of mean. I definitely post pictures of Sunday all the time. And when I had peanut, I posted pictures of her all the time. And Laura has two guinea pigs. So don't know where they're getting that. I could have even more pets, dude. I'm gonna adopt three more dogs just to prove them wrong. Oh wait, I missed this part. He is quite physically active and he occasionally plays basketball and soccer with his friends. And also has several training sessions at the gym each week. Well, that's kind of nice. They think I'm strong. I don't play basketball or soccer. I do go to the gym sometimes, so I'm glad it's finally paying off. And wiki.dot, whatever this website is, is finally taking notice. Anyway, that's pretty much the end of the article. They get my favorite movies totally wrong. They say my favorite movies are Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, and The Godfather. I've never seen two of those. And they say my favorite actors are Bruce Willis and John Travolta. When, to be honest, I don't give a shit about them. Bruce Willis and John Travolta aren't even close to my favorite actors. Alright, I actually don't even think I have a favorite actor. But it's anyone but these two. That was the first article. This one is insane. I actually haven't read any of this article except for just the one snippet that somebody posted in my subreddit. So I only know that that one part is insane. So maybe the rest of it is like perfectly normal and then there's just one huge glaring issue. We will find out. This website is called Hollywood Zam. Hollywood Zam, Zaddy. Janie Gonzalez is an internet celebrity and actor from Wheaton, Illinois. Oh, I put actor in there. That's cool. These articles really do make my life sound cooler than it is. I'm playing basketball and soccer all the time. I'm an actor. I'm a YouTuber, musician, Twitch streamer, media face. What is media face? It sounds like another word for like spokesperson or something. I'm the media face for, uh, I don't know, coals. And they just put my face on all of the media that they have. Every commercial is just my face. He is well known throughout the country for his outstanding YouTube videos. Thank you. Danie was born in Wheaton, Illinois in the United States. He has claimed to be residing in the United States. Danie will be 27 years old in 2021. This is all good so far. After finishing elementary school, he went to Wheaton North High School. I did go to middle school in between there, but thanks for assuming I guess that I skipped three years and went straight from fifth grade to being a freshman in high school. Yeah, I was sort of a whiz kid. Started high school when I was 10. His eyes are a gorgeous warm blue. Blue can't be warm. Blue is a cold color. You can't make blue warm. How can you have a warm blue? I'm gonna go with a warm blue. I'm gonna Google warm blue. Warm blue. Doesn't look warm to me. Danie's eyes are warm blue, and what we mean by that are that his irises are blue, but then the white parts of his eyes are actually red. They're red hot. They're actually hot to the touch. And he gets third degree burns every time he blinks. It is a serious medical condition, and they are gorgeous. His chest, waist, and hip dimensions, as well as his dress size, shoe, and biceps are all unknown. This website is kind of making me sound cool and mysterious. Scientists are still trying to figure out what his chest and waist dimensions are. Our best scientists are on the case, and they still haven't been able to figure it out. And all those dresses he wears, we can't figure out what size those are. Gonzalez and his family live a comfortable life. He frequently sends pictures of his home to his admirers. Have I ever posted a picture of my house on social media? Probably like the inside of my house. Am I frequently sending pictures of my home to my admirers? That makes it sound like I'm like taking a picture and printing it out, putting in an envelope and sending it to my fans, just a picture of my kitchen. Could be some pretty tight merch, actually. 50 bucks? Anyone? I'll mail you a picture of my garage. Let me tell you that his home is furnished with some great sofas, lamps, kitchen equipment, and other items. First off, I love that the author of this article has remained very unbiased and speaking in the third person. Until they get to my home and they're like, let me give you the scoop. I gotta tell you about his house. Straight from me to you. He's got some great sofas. He's got phenomenal lamps. Look at that shit. His home has a white color design throughout. That's called... We're too scared to hang up art or anything on our walls because we're afraid we won't like it. So all of our walls are bare. Danny is an actor, writer, and director according to his IMDb profile. What? Do I have an IMDb profile? Danny Gonzalez IMDb. Danny Gonzalez is known for his work on Camp Unplug. Oh! Danny Gonzalez helped let me go. Why is that a movie? Someone put Help Let Me Go on IMDb as a movie? Who did this? Don't you have to have like a paid membership on IMDb to edit stuff like this? And it's got ratings. Honestly, really good. Nine and a half stars. Goddamn. Critics are loving it, dude. I want to see this movie. What is the synopsis? The adventures of a radioactive dolphin man in his crime fighting sidekick. And they put me as the writer and director of this movie. And star. So I guess that's why this article thinks that I'm a writer, director, and actor. And I guess I was also a director in Danny Gonzalez. Is this like my YouTube? Okay, yeah. It's just my YouTube channel. Has an IMDb page too. Okay, cool. Gonzalez has an incredible voice and vocal tone as a singer. Thank you guys. Goddamn. Okay. All right. This is the insane part. Are you ready for this? This is the part that someone posted on my subreddit and I was like, holy shit. What the hell and what the f? Relationship status? Married or single. Danny Gonzalez is a gifted and inquisitive person. Doesn't have anything to do with my relationship status. You're wondering if Danny single? Well, he's actually pretty inquisitive. He's a curious fellow. Does that answer your question? According to sources, he's been in a relationship with Laura. They attended the Sam High School and frequently interacted. That's true. While dating, we did interact pretty frequently, I would say. There was some near constant interaction, actually. They had been together for quite some time. They got married. Okay, here's the crazy shit. Ready? Laura Gonzalez, according to some accounts, died on August 30th, 2021 for unexplained reasons. Huh? You're just gonna fucking make up that my wife died? What the hell? Who said that? I want to know. This is where it just gets way too creepy for me. Like, that's weird for them to say. Yeah, they literally just, like, made up that my wife died and we're like, we can put that in the article. According to some sources, us, we're the, it's us, we're the sources. We made it up. She died for unexplained reasons. The reasons have been unexplained because the sources, us, have not explained it and we won't. Just so everyone knows, Laura's fine, all right. We just went to the Tyler the Creator concert this week. So there's us at the Tyler the Creator concert. That picture is real and my wife is alive. Anyways, I guess those are the two articles I wanted to talk about. Let's see if there's anything else here that we want to look at. These two vegetables will kill your belly fat. A teaspoon on an empty stomach burns 12 pounds of fat. A lot of fat loss stuff here. I'm not sure what that's about. Anyway, moral of the story, quit making shit up about me articles. I honestly, like, could I sue them? I don't know. No, I probably couldn't sue them. But I could review my legal options. Articles? Quit making shit up about me or I'm going to review my legal options. All right? In fact, I already am. In my head, I'm reviewing them right now. And it's not looking good for you guys. So quit making shit up. Keep my name out of your goddamn mouth, actually. And if you want info about me, just ask. 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