 CHAPTER 1 London that historic summer was almost unbearably hot. It seems looking back as though the big baking city in those days was meant to serve as an anti-room of torture, an inadequate bit of preparation for the hell that was soon to break in the guise of the Great War. About the soda water bar and the drugstore near the hotel Cecil, many American tourists found solace in the syrups and creams of home. Through the open windows of the Piccadilly tea shops you might catch glimpses of the English, consuming quarts of hot tea in order to become cool. It is a paradox they swear by. About nine o'clock on the morning of Friday, July 24th, in that memorable year, 1914, Geoffrey West left his apartments in a Delphi terrace and set out for breakfast at the Carleton. He had found the breakfast-room of that dignified hotel the coolest in London, and through some miracle for the season had passed, strawberries might still be had there. As he took his way through the crowded strand, surrounded on all sides by honest British faces wet with honest British perspiration, he thought longingly of his rooms in Washington Square, New York. For West, despite the English sound of that Geoffrey, was as American as Kansas, his native state, and only pressing business was at the moment holding him in England, far from the country that glowed unusually rosy because of its remoteness. At the Carleton Newsstand West bought two morning papers, the Times for Study and the Mail for Entertainment, and then passed on into the restaurant. His waiter, a tall soldierly Prussian, more blonde than West himself, saw him coming, and with a nod and a mechanical German smile set out for the plate of strawberries which he knew would be the first thing desired by the American. West seated himself at his usual table, and spreading out the daily mail sought his favorite column. The first item in that column brought a delighted smile to his face. The one who calls me dearest is not genuine, or they would write to me. Anyone at all familiar with English journalism will recognize at once what department it was that appealed most to West. During his three weeks in London he had been following, with the keenest joy, the daily grist of personal notices in the mail. The string of intimate messages, popularly known as the Agony column, has long been an honored institution in the English press. In the days of Sherlock Holmes it was in the Times that it flourished, and many a criminal was tracked to earth after he had inserted some alluring, mysterious message in it. Later the telegraph gave it room. But with the advent of half-penny journalism the simple souls moved en masse to the mail. Tragedy and comedy mingle in the Agony column. Erring ones are urged to return for forgiveness. And welcome suitors are warned that Father has a warrant prepared. Fly, dearest one! Loves that would shame by their ardor Abelard and Heloise are frankly published at Ten Sense a word for all the town to smile at. The gentleman in the brown derby states with fervor that the blonde governess who got off the tram at Shepherd's Bush has quite won his heart. Will she permit his addresses? Answer this department. For three weeks West had found the sort of thing delicious reading. Best of all he could detect in these messages nothing that was not open and innocent. At their worst they were merely an effort to sidestep old lady convention. This inclination was so rare in the British he felt it should be encouraged. Besides he was inordinately fond of mystery and romance and these engaging twins hovered always about that column. So while waiting for his strawberries he smiled over the ungrammatical outburst of the young lady who had come to doubt the genuineness of him who called her dearest, he passed on to the second item of the morning. Spoke one whose heart had been completely conquered. My lady sleeps. She of Raven Tresses. Corner seat from Victoria Wednesday night. Carried program. Gentleman answering inquiry desires acquaintance. Reply here. Le Roy. West made a mental note to watch for the reply of Raven Tresses. The next message proved to be one of eye's lyrics. Now almost a daily feature of the column. Dearest. Tender loving wishes to my dear one. Only to be with you now and always. None fairer in my eyes. Your name is music to me. I love you more than life itself, my own beautiful darling, my proud sweetheart, my joy, my all. Jealous of everybody. Kiss your dear hands for me. Love you only, thine ever eye. Rich reflected west was generous of eye at ten cents a word, and in striking contrast to the penurious lover who wrote further along in the column. Love you dearly. Want to see you. Longing. Miss you. But those extremely personal notices ran not alone to love. Mystery too was present, especially in the aquatic utterance. Defiant mermaid. Not mine. Alligators biting you now. Tis well. Delighted. First fish. And the rather sanguinary suggestion. De box. First round. Tooth gone. Finale. You will forget me not. At this point, West's strawberries arrived, and even the agony column could not hold his interest. When the last red berry was eaten, he turned back to read. Waterloo. Wednesday, 1153 train. Lady who left in taxi and waved. Care to no gent. Gray coat. Sincere. Also the more dignified request put forward in. Great central. Gentlemen who saw Lady in Bonnet, nine Monday morning in great central hotel lift, would greatly value opportunity of obtaining introduction. This exhausted the joys of the agony column for the day, and West, like the solid citizen he really was, took up the times to discover what might be the morning's news. A great deal of space was given to the appointment of a new principal for Dolwich College. The affairs of the heart in which that charming creature Gabrielle Ray was at the moment involved, likewise claimed attention. And in a quite unimportant corner, in a most unimportant manner, it was related that Austria had sent an ultimatve to Serbia. West had read partway through this stupid little piece of news when suddenly the thunderer and all its works became an uninteresting blur. A girl stood just inside the door of the Carlton breakfast-room. Yes, he should have pondered that dispatch from Vienna, but such a girl. It adds nothing at all to say that her hair was a dull sort of gold her eyes violet, many girls have been similarly blessed. It was in her manner, the sweet way she looked with those violet eyes through a battalion of head-waiters and resplendent managers, her air of being at home here in the Carlton, or anywhere else that fate might drop her down. Unquestionably she came from overseas, from the States. She stepped forward into the restaurant, and now slipped also into view, as part of the background for her, a middle-aged man who wore the conventional black of the Statesmen. He too bore the American label unmistakably. Nearer and nearer to West she drew, and he saw that in her hand she carried a copy of the Daily Mail. West-waiter was a master of the art of suggesting that no table in the room was worth sitting at, of that at which he held ready a chair. Thus he lured the girl and her companion to repose not five feet from where West sat. This accomplished he whipped out his order-book, and stood, with pencil poised, like a reporter in an American play. "'The strawberries are delicious,' he said in honey-tones. The man looked at the girl, a question in his eyes. "'Not for me, Dad,' she said. "'I hate them. Grapefruit please.' As the waiter hurried past, West hailed him. He spoke in loud, defiant tones. Another plate of the strawberries, he commanded. They are better than ever today.' For a second, as though he were part of the scenery, those violet eyes met his with a casual, impersonal glance. Then their owner slowly spread out her own copy of the Mail. "'What's the news?' asked the Statesmen, drinking deep from his glass of water. "'Don't ask me,' the girl answered, without looking up. "'I've found something more entertaining than news. Do you know? The English papers run humorous columns. Only they aren't called that. They're called personal notices. And such notices!' She leaned across the table. "'Listen to this. Dearest, tender loving wishes to my dear one. Only to be with you now and always. None fairer in my eyes.' The man looked uncomfortably about him. Hush!' he pleaded. "'It doesn't sound very nice to me.' "'Nice!' cried the girl. "'Oh, but it is quite nice. And so deliciously open and above-board. "'Your name is music to me. I love you more. What do we see today?' put in her father hastily. "'We're going down to the city and have a look at the temple. Thackeray lived there once, and Oliver Goldsmith. "'All right, the temple it is.' "'Then the Tower of London. It's full of the most romantic associations, especially the Bloody Tower, where those poor little princes were murdered. "'Aren't you thrilled?' "'I am, if you say so. "'You're a dear. I promise not to tell the people back in Texas that you showed any interest in kings and such, if you will show just a little. "'Otherwise I'll spread the awful news that you took off your hat when King George went by.' The statesman smiled. West felt that he, who had no business to, was smiling with him. The waiter returned, bringing grapefruit and the strawberries West had ordered. Without another look toward West, the girl put down her paper and began her breakfasting. As often as he dared, however, West looked at her. With patriotic pride he told himself, "'Six months in Europe, and the most beautiful thing I've seen comes from back home.' When he rose reluctantly twenty minutes later his two compatriots were still at table, discussing their plans for the day. As is usual in such cases, the girl arranged, the man agreed. With one last glance in her direction, West went out on the parched pavement of Haymarket. Slowly he walked back to his rooms. Work was waiting there for him, but instead of getting down to it, he sat on the balcony of his study, gazing out on the courtyard that had been his chief reason for selecting those apartments. Here in the heart of the city was a bit of the countryside that transported the green, trim, neatly tailored countryside that is the most satisfying thing in England. There were walls on which the ivy climbed high, narrow paths that ran between blooming beds of flowers, and opposite his windows a seldom opened, most romantic gate. As he sat looking down he seemed to see there below him the girl of the Carleton. Now she sat on the rustic bench. Now she bent above the envious flowers. Now she stood at the gate that opened out to a hot, sudden bit of the city, and as he watched her there in the garden she would never enter, as he reflected unhappily that probably he would see her no more, the idea came to him. At first he put it from him as absurd, impossible. She was, to apply a fine word, much abused a lady. He supposedly a gentleman. Their sort did not do such things. If he yielded to this temptation she would be shocked, angry, and from him would slip that one chance in a thousand he had, the chance of meeting her somewhere, some day. And yet, and yet, she too had found the agony column entertaining, and quite nice. There was a twinkle in her eyes that bespoke a fondness for romance. She was human, fun-loving, and above all the joy of youth was in her heart. Nonsense. West went inside and walked the floor. The idea was preposterous. Still, he smiled, it was filled with amusing possibilities. Too bad he must put it forever away and settle down to this stupid work. Forever away? Well. On the next morning, which was Saturday, West did not breakfast at the Carlton. The girl, however, did. As she and her father sat down, the old man said, I see you've got your daily mail. Of course, she answered, I couldn't do without it. Grapefruit, yes. She began to read. Presently her cheeks flushed, and she put the paper down. What is it, asked the Texas statesman. Today, she answered sternly, you do the British Museum, you've put it off long enough. The old man sighed. Fortunately he did not ask to see the mail. If he had, a quarter way down the column of personal notices, he would have been enraged, or perhaps only puzzled, to read. Carlton restaurant, 9 a.m. Friday morning. Will the young woman who preferred grapefruits to strawberries permit the young man who had two plates of the latter to say he will not rest until he discovers some mutual friend, that they may meet and laugh over this column together? Lucky for the young man who liked strawberries that his nerve had failed him, and he was not present at the Carlton that morning. He would have been quite overcome to see the stern, uncompromising look on the beautiful face of the lady at her grapefruit. So overcome, in fact, that he would probably have left the room at once, and thus not seen the mischievous smile that came in time to the lady's face, not seen that she soon picked up the paper again, and read with that smile to the end of the column. End of Chapter 1 Chapter 2 of the Agony Column This LibriVox recording is in the public domain. Recording by Peake, the Agony Column by Earl Durr Biggers, Chapter 2 The next day was Sunday, hence it brought no mail. Slowly it dragged along. At a ridiculously early hour Monday morning, Jeffrey West was on the street seeking his favorite newspaper. He found it, found the Agony Column, and nothing else. Tuesday morning again he rose early, still hopeful. Then and there, hope died. The Lady of the Carleton deigned no reply. Well, he had lost, he told himself. He had staked all on this one bold throw. No use. Probably if she thought of him at all it was to label him a cheap joker, a Montabanc, of the half-penny press. Richly he deserved her scorn. On Wednesday he slept late. He was in no haste to look into the daily mail. His disappointments of the previous days had been too keen. At last, while he was shaving, he summoned Walters, the caretaker of the building, and sent him out to procure a certain morning paper. Walters came back bearing a rich treasure, for in the Agony Column of that day West, his face white with lather, red joyously, Strawberry Man. Only the great Fruit Lady's kind heart and her great fondness for mystery and romance move her to answer. The Strawberry Mad One may write one letter a day for seven days to prove that he is an interesting person, worth knowing. Then we shall see. Address M. A. L. Care, Sadie Haight, Carlton Hotel. All day West walked on air, but what the evening came the problem of those letters on which depended he felt his entire future happiness. Returning from dinner he sat down at his desk near the windows that looked out on his wonderful courtyard. The weather was still torrid, but with the night had come a breeze to fan the hot cheek of London. It gently stirred his curtains, rustled the papers on his desk. He considered. Should he at once make known the eminently respectable person he was, the hopelessly respectable people he knew? Hardly, for then on an instant like a bubble bursting would go for good all mystery and romance, and the Lady of the Great Fruit would lose interest and listen to him no more. He spoke solemnly to his rustling curtains. No, he said. We must have mystery and romance. But where? Where shall we find them? On the floor above he heard the solid tramp of military boots belonging to his neighbour, Captain Stephen Fraser Freer of the 12th Cavalry Indian Army, home on furlough from that colony beyond the seas. It was from that room overhead that romance and mystery were to come in mighty store. But Geoffrey West little suspected it at the moment. Hardly knowing what to say, but gaining inspiration as he went along. He wrote the first of seven letters to the Lady at the Carlton, and the epistle he dropped in the postbox at midnight follows here. Dear Lady of the Great Fruit, you are very kind, also you are wise. Wise, because into my clumsy little personal you read nothing that was not there. You knew it immediately for what it was, the timid, tentative clutch of a shy man at the skirts of romance and passing. Believe me, old conservativism was with me when I wrote that message. He was fighting hard. He followed me, struggling, shrieking, protesting to the postbox itself. But I whipped him. Glory be, I did for him. We are young but once, I told him. After that, what used to signal to romance? The Lady, at least I said, will understand. He sneered at that. He shook his silly grey head. I will admit he had me worried. But now you have justified my faith in you. Thank you a million times for that. Three weeks I have been in this huge, ungainly, indifferent city longing for the States. Three weeks the agony column has been my sole diversion, and then, through the doorway of the Carlton restaurant, you came. It is of myself, I must write. I know. I will not then tell you what is in my mind, the picture of you I carry. It would mean little to you. Many Texan gallants, no doubt, have told you the same while the moon was right above you and the breeze was softly whispering through the branches of, the branches of the confound it, I don't know. I have never been in Texas. It is a vice in me, I hope soon to correct. All day I intended to look up Texas in the encyclopedia, but all day I have dwelt in the clouds, and there are no reference books in the clouds. Now I am down to earth in my quiet study. Pens, ink, and paper are before me. I must prove myself a person worth knowing. From his rooms, they say, you can tell much about a man. But alas, these peaceful rooms in a Delphi terrace. I shall not tell the number. We're sublet furnished. So if you could see me now, you would be judging me by the possessions left behind by one Anthony Bartholomew. There is much dust on them. Judge neither Anthony nor me by that. Judge rather Walters, the caretaker who lives in the basement with his grey-haired wife. Walters was a gardener once, and his whole life is wrapped up in the courtyard on which my balcony looks down. There he spends his time while up above the dust gathers in the corners. Does this picture distress you, my lady? You should see the courtyard. You would not blame Walters then. It is a sample of paradise left at our door that courtyard, as English as a hedge, as neat, as beautiful. London is a roar somewhere beyond, between our court and the great city is a magic gate forever closed. It was the court that led me to take these rooms. And since you are one who loves mystery, I am going to relate to you the odd chain of circumstances that brought me here. For the first link in that chain we must go back to Interlochen. Have you been there yet? A quiet little town, lying beautiful between two shimmering lakes, with the great young frow itself for scenery. From the dining-room of one lucky hotel you may look up at dinner and watch the old rose afterglow light the snow-capped mountain. You would not then say of strawberries I hate them, or of anything else in all the world. A month ago I was in Interlochen. One evening after dinner I strolled along the main street where all the hotels and shops are drawn up at attention before the lovely mountain. In front of one of the shops I saw a collection of walking sticks, and since I needed one for climbing I paused to look them over. I had been at this only a moment when a young Englishman stepped up and also began examining the sticks. I had made a selection from the lot and was turning away to find the shopkeeper when the Englishman spoke. He was lean, distinguished looking, though quite young, and had that well-tubbed appearance that I am convinced is the great factor that has enabled English to assert their authority over colonies like Egypt and India where men are not so thoroughly bathed. If you'll pardon me, old chap, he said. Not that stick, if you don't mind my saying so. It's not tough enough for mountain work. I would suggest. To say that I was astonished is putting it mildly. If you know the English at all you know it is not their habit to address strangers even under the most pressing circumstances. Yet here was one of that hot erase actually interfering in my selection of a stick. I ended by buying the one he preferred and he strolled along with me in the direction of my hotel, chatting meantime in a fashion far from British. We stopped at the cursal where we listened to the music, had a drink, and threw away a few francs on the little horses. He came with me to the veranda of my hotel. I was surprised when he took his leave to find that he regarded me in the light of an old friend. He said he would call on me the next morning. I made up my mind that Archibald Enright, for that, he told me, was his name, was an adventurer down in his luck who chose to forget his British exclusiveness under the stern necessity of getting money somehow, somewhere. The next day I decided I should be the victim of a touch. But my prediction failed. Enright seemed to have plenty of money. On that first evening I had mentioned to him that I expected shortly to be in London, and he often referred to that fact. As my time approached for me to leave Interlochen, he began to throw out the suggestion that he should like to have me meet some of his people in England. This also was unheard of against all precedent. Nevertheless, when I said goodbye to him, he pressed into my hand a letter of introduction to his cousin, Captain Stephen Fraser Freer of the 12th Calvary Indian Army, who, he said, would be glad to make me at home in London, where he was on furlough at the time, or would be when I reached there. Stephen's a good sort, said Enright. He'll be jolly pleased to show you the ropes. Give him my best, old boy. Of course I took the letter, but I puzzled greatly over the affair. What could be the meaning of this sudden warm attachment that Archie had formed for me? Why should he want to pass me along to his cousin at a time when that gentleman, back home after two years in India, would be no doubt extremely busy? I've made up my mind I would not present the letter, despite the fact that Archie had, with great persistence, wrung from me a promise to do so. I had met many English gentlemen, and I felt they were not the sort, despite the example of Archie, to take a wandering American to their bosoms when he came with a mere letter. By easy stages I came to London. Here I met a friend, just sailing for home, who told me of some sad experiences he had had with letters of introduction. Of the cold, fishy, my dear fellow, why trouble me with its stares that had greeted their presentation? Good-hearted men all, he said, but averse to strangers, an ever-present trait in the English always accepting Archie. So I put the letter to Captain Fraser Freer out of my mind. I had business acquaintances here, and a few English friends, and I found these as always courteous and charming. But it is to my advantage to meet as many people as may be, and after drifting about for a week I set out one afternoon to call on my captain. I told myself that here was an Englishman who had perhaps thawed a bit in the great oven of India. If not, no harm would be done. It was then that I came for the first time to this house on a Delphi Terrace, for it was the address Archie had given me. Walters let me in, and I learned from him that Captain Fraser Freer had not yet arrived from India. His rooms were ready, he had kept them during his absence, as seems to be the custom over here, and he was expected soon. Perhaps, said Walters, his wife remembered the date. He left me in the lower hall while he went to ask her. Waiting I strolled to the rear of the hall, and then through an open window that let in the summer I saw for the first time that courtyard which is my great love in London, the old ivy-covered walls of brick, the neat paths between the blooming beds, the rustic seat, the magic gate. It was incredible that just outside lay the world's biggest city, with all its poverty and wealth, its sorrows and joys, its roar and rattle, here was a garden for Jane Austen to people with fine ladies and courtly gentlemen, here was a garden to dream in, to adore and to cherish. When Walters came back to tell me that his wife was uncertain as to the exact date when the Captain would return, I began to rave about that courtyard. At once he was my friend. I had been looking for quiet lodgings away from the hotel, and I was delighted to find that on the second floor, directly under the Captain's rooms, there was a suite to be sublet. Walters gave me the address of the agents, and, after submitting to an examination that could not have been more severe if I had asked for the hand of the senior partner's daughter, they let me come here to live. The garden was mine. And the Captain? Three days after I arrived I heard above me for the first time the tread of his military boots. Now again my courage began to fail. I should have preferred to leave Archie's letter lying in my desk and know my neighbor only by his tread above me. I felt that perhaps I had been presumptuous in coming to live in the same house with him. But I had represented myself to Walters as an acquaintance of the Captain's, and the caretaker had lost no time in telling me that my friend was safely home. So one night, a week ago, I got up my nerve and went to the Captain's rooms. I knocked. He called to me to enter, and I stood in his study facing him. He was a tall handsome man, fair-haired, mustached the very figure that you, my lady, in your boarding school days would have wished him to be. His manner I am bound to admit was not cordial. Captain, I began, I am very sorry to intrude. It wasn't the thing to say, of course, but I was fussed. However, I happened to be a neighbor of yours, and I have here a letter of introduction from your cousin, Archibald Enright. I met him in Interlochen, and we became very good friends. Indeed, said the Captain. He held out his hand for the letter, as though it were evidence at a court-martial. I passed it over wishing I hadn't come. He read it through. It was a long letter considering its nature. While I waited, standing by his desk, he hadn't asked me to sit down. I looked about the room. It was much like my own study, only, I think, a little dustier. Being on the third floor it was further away from the garden, consequently Walters reached their seldom. The Captain turned back and began to read the letter again. This was decidedly embarrassing. Glancing down, I happened to see on his desk an odd knife, which I fancy he had brought from India. The blade was of steel, dangerously sharp. The hilt of gold carved to represent some heathen figure. Then the Captain looked up from Archie's letter, and his cold gaze fell full upon me. My dear fellow, he said, to the best of my knowledge, I have no cousin named Archibald Enright. A pleasant situation, you must admit. It's bad enough when you come to them with a letter from their mother, but here I was in this Englishman's rooms, boldly flaunting in his face a warm note of commendation from a cousin who did not exist. I owe you an apology, I said. I tried to be as haughty as he, and fell short by about two miles. I brought the letter in good faith. No doubt of that, he answered. Evidently it was given me by some adventurer for purposes of his own, I went on, though I am at a loss to guess what they could have been. I'm frightfully sorry, really, said he. But he said it with the London inflection which plainly implies I'm nothing of the sort. A painful pause. I felt that he ought to give me back the letter, but he made no move to do so, and of course I didn't ask for it. Good night, said I, and hurried toward the door. Good night, he answered, and I left him standing there with Archie's accursed letter in his hand. That is the story of how I came to this house in Adelphi Terrace. There is mystery in it, you must admit, my lady. Once or twice since that uncomfortable call I have passed the captain on the stairs, but the halls are very dark, and for that I am grateful. I hear him often above me. In fact, I hear him as I write this. Who was Archie? What was the idea, I wonder? Ah, well! I have my garden, and for that I am indebted to Archie the Geralus. It is nearly midnight now. The roar of London has died away to a fretful murmur, and somehow across this baking town a breeze has found its way. It whispers over the green grass, in the ivy that climbs my walls, in the soft murky folds of my curtains. Whispers what? Whispers perhaps the dreams that go with this, the first of my letters to you. They are dreams that even I dare not whisper yet. And so, good night, the strawberry man. End of Chapter 2 Chapter 3 of The Agony Column This Librivox recording is in the public domain. Recording by Peake. The Agony Column by Earl Durr Biggers Chapter 3 With the smile that betrayed unusual interest, the daughter of the Texas statesman read that letter on Thursday morning in her room at the Carleton. There was no question about it. The first epistle of the strawberry mad one had caught and held her attention. All day as she dragged her father through picture galleries she found herself looking forward to another morning, wondering, eager. But on the following morning, city hate, the maid through whom this odd correspondence was passing, had no letter to deliver. The news rather disappointed the daughter of Texas. At noon she insisted on returning to the hotel for luncheon, though as her father pointed out they were far from the Carleton at the time. Her journey was rewarded. Letter number two was waiting, and as she read she gasped. Dear Lady of the Carleton, I am writing this at three in the morning, with London silent as the grave beyond our garden. That I am so late in getting to it is not because I did not think of you all day yesterday, not because I did not sit down at my desk at seven last evening to address you. Believe me, only the most startling, the most appalling accident could have held me up. That most startling, most appalling accident has happened. I am tempted to give you the news at once in one striking and terrible sentence, and I could write that sentence. A tragedy, wrapped in mystery as impenetrable as a London fog, has befallen our quiet little house in a Delphi terrace. In their basement room the Walters family, sleepless, overwhelmed, sit silent. On the dark stairs outside my door I hear, at intervals, the tramp of men on unhappy missions. But no, I must go back to the very start of it all. Last night I had an early dinner at Simpson's in the Strand, so early that I was practically alone in the restaurant. The letter I was about to write to you was uppermost in my mind, and having quickly dined I hurried back to my rooms. I remember clearly that, as I stood in the street before our house fumbling for my keys, big bend on the parliament building struck the hour of seven. The chime of the great bell rang out in our peaceful thoroughfare like a loud and friendly greeting. Gaining my study I sat down at once to write. Over my head I could hear a Captain Fraser Freer moving about, attiring himself probably for dinner. I was thinking, with an amused smile, how horrified he would be if he knew that the crude American below him had dined at the impossible hour of six, when suddenly I heard, in that room above me, some stranger talking in a harsh, determined tone. Then came the Captain's answering voice calmer, more dignified. This conversation went along for some time, growing each moment more excited. Though I could not distinguish a word of it, I had the uncomfortable feeling that there was a controversy on, and I remember feeling annoyed that anyone should thus interfere with my composition of your letter, which I regarded as most important, you may be sure. At the end of five minutes of argument there came the heavy thump-thump of men struggling above me. It recalled my college days when we used to hear the fellows in the room above us throwing each other about in an excess of youth and high spirits. But this seemed more grim, more determined, and I did not like it. However, I reflected that it was none of my business. I tried to think about my letter. The struggle ended with a particularly heavy thud that shook our ancient house to its foundations. I sat listening, somehow very much depressed. There was no sound. It was not entirely dark outside, the long twilight, and the frugal Walters had not lighted the hall lamps. Somebody was coming down the stairs very quietly, but their creaking betrayed him. I waited for him to pass through the shaft of light that poured from the door open at my back. At that moment fate intervened in the shape of a breeze through my windows. The door banged shut, and a heavy man rushed by me in the darkness and ran down the stairs. I knew he was heavy because the passageway was narrow and he had to push me aside to get by. I heard him swear beneath his breath. Quickly I went to a hall window at the far end that looked out on the street, but the front door did not open. No one came out. I was puzzled for a second, then I re-entered my room and hurried to my balcony. I could make out the dim figure of a man running through the garden at the rear, that garden of which I have so often spoken. He did not try to open the gate. He climbed it, and so disappeared from sight into the alley. For a moment I considered. These were odd actions, surely, but was it my place to interfere? I remembered the cold stare in the eyes of Captain Frazier Freer when I presented that letter. I saw him standing motionless in his murky study as amiable as a statue. Would he welcome an intrusion from me now? Finally I made up my mind to forget these things and went down to find Walters. He and his wife were eating their dinner in the basement. I told him what had happened. He said he had let no visitor in to see the captain and was inclined to view my misgivings with a cold British eye. However I persuaded him to go with me to the captain's rooms. The captain's door was open. Remembering that in England the way of the intruder is hard, I ordered Walters to go first. He stepped into the room where the gas flickered feebly in an aged chandelier. My God, sirs said Walters, a servant even now. And at last I write that sentence. Captain Frazier Freer of the Indian Army lay dead on the floor, a smile that was almost a sneer on his handsome English face. The horror of it is strong with me now as I sit in the silent mourning in this room of mine which is so like the one in which the captain died. He had been stabbed just over the heart, and my first thought was of that odd Indian knife which I had seen lying on his study table. I turned quickly to seek it, but it was gone, and as I looked at the table it came to me that here in this dusty room there must be fingerprints, many fingerprints. The room was quite in order despite the sounds of struggle. One or two odd matters met my eye. On the table stood a box from a florist in Bond Street. The lid had been removed and I saw that the box contained a number of white asters. Beside the box lay a scarf pin and emerald scarab, and not far from the captain's body lay what is known owing to the German city where it is made as a Hamburg hat. I recall that it is most important at such times that nothing be disturbed, and I turn to old Walters. His face was like this paper on which I write. His knees trembled beneath him. Walters said I, we must leave things just as they are until the police arrive. Come with me while I notify Scotland Yard. Very good, sir, said Walters. We went down then to the telephone in the lower hall, and I called up the yard. I was told that an inspector would come at once, and I went back to my room to wait for him. You can well imagine the feelings that were mine as I waited. Before this mystery should be solved, I foresaw that I might be involved to a degree that was unpleasant, if not dangerous. Walters would remember that I first came here as one acquainted with the captain. He had noted, I felt sure, the lack of intimacy between the captain and myself once the former arrived from India. He would, no doubt, testify that I had been most anxious to obtain lodgings in the same house with Frazier Freer. Then there was the matter of my letter from Archie. I must keep that secret, I felt sure. Lastly there was not a living soul to back me up in my story of the quarrel that preceded the captain's death of the man who escaped by way of the garden. Alas, thought I, even the most stupid policeman cannot fail to look upon me with an eye of suspicion. In about twenty minutes three men arrived from Scotland Yard. By that time I had worked myself into a state of a absurd nervousness. I heard Walters let them in, heard them climb the stairs and walk about in the room overhead. In a short time Walters knocked at my door and told me that Chief Inspector Bray desired to speak to me. As I proceeded the servant up the stairs I felt toward him as an accused murderer must feel toward the witness who has it in his power to swear his life away. He was a big active man, Bray, blonde as are so many Englishmen. His every move spoke efficiency, trying to act as unconcerned as an innocent man should, but failing miserably, I fear. I related to him my story of the voices, the struggle, and the heavy man who had got by me in the hall and later climbed our gate. He listened without comment. At the end he said, You were acquainted with the captain. Slightly, I told him, Archie's letter kept popping into my mind, frightening me. I had just met him, that is all, through a friend of his, Archibald Enright was the name. Is Enright in London to vouch for you? I'm afraid not. I last heard of him in Interlochen. Yes, how did you happen to take rooms in this house? The first time I called to see the captain he had not yet arrived from India I was looking for lodgings and I took a great fancy to the garden here. It sounded silly, put like that. I wasn't surprised that the inspector eyed me with scorn, but I rather wished he hadn't. Bray began to walk about the room, ignoring me. White Astor's scarab pin. Homburg hat, he detailed, pausing before the table where those strange exhibits lay. A constable came forward carrying newspapers in his hand. What is it, Bray asked? The Daily Mail, sir, said the constable. The issues of July 27th, 28th, 29th, and 30th. Bray took the papers in his hand, glanced at them, and tossed them contemptuously in the wastebasket. He turned to Walters. Sorry, sir, said Walters, but I was so taken aback. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. I'll go at once. No, replied Bray sharply. Never mind, I'll attend to it. There was a knock at the door. Bray called, come! And a slender boy, frail, but with a military bearing, entered. Hello, Walters, he said, smiling. What's up? He stopped suddenly, as his eyes fell upon the devan where Frazier Freer lay. In an instant he was at the dead man's side. Stephen, he cried in anguish. Who are you, demanded the inspector? Rather rudely, I thought. It's the captain's brother, sir, put in Walters. Lieutenant Norman Frazier Freer of the Royal Fusiliers. There fell a silence. A great calamity, sir, began Walters to the boy. I have rarely seen anyone so overcome as young Frazier Freer. Watching him, it seemed to me that the affection existing between him and the man on the devan must have been a beautiful thing. He turned away from his brother at last, and Walters sought to give him some idea of what had happened. He will pardon me, gentlemen, said the lieutenant. This has been a terrible shock. I didn't dream, of course. I just dropped in for a word with— with him, and now— We said nothing. We let him apologize, as a true Englishman must, for his public display of emotion. I'm sorry, Bray remarked in a moment, his eyes still shifting about the room, especially as England may soon have great need of men like the captain. Now, gentlemen, I want to say this. I am the chief of the special branch of the yard. This is no ordinary murder. For reasons I cannot disclose, and I may add, for the best interests of the empire, news of the captain's tragic death must be kept for the present out of the newspapers. I mean, of course, the manner of his going. A mere death notice, you understand, the inference being that it was a natural taking off. I understand, said the lieutenant, as one who knows more than he tells. Thank you, Sid Bray. I shall leave you to attend the matter, as far as your family is concerned. You will take charge of the body. As for the rest of you, I forbid you to mention this matter outside. And now Bray stood looking with a puzzled air at me. You are an American, he said, and I judged he did not care for Americans. I am, I told him. Know anyone at your consulate, he demanded? Thank heaven I did. There is an undersecretary there named Watson. I went to college with him. I mentioned him to Bray. Very good, to the inspector. You are free to go, but you must understand that you are an important witness in this case, and if you attempt to leave London, you will be locked up. So I came back to my rooms, horribly entangled in a mystery that is little to my liking. I have been sitting here in my study for some time, going over it again and again. There have been many footsteps on the stairs, many voices in the hall. Waiting here for the dawn, I have come to be very sorry for the cold, handsome captain. After all, he was a man, his very tread on the floor above, which it shall never hear again, told me that. What does it all mean? Who was the man in the hall, the man who had argued so loudly, who had struck so surely with that queer Indian knife? Where is the knife now? And above all, what do the white asters signify, and the scarab scarf pin, and that absurd Homburg hat? Lady of the Carleton, you wanted mystery. When I wrote that first letter to you, little did I dream that I should soon have it to give you an overwhelming measure. And, believe me when I say it, through all this your face has been constantly before me, your face as I saw at that bright morning in the hotel breakfast room. You have forgiven me, I know, for the manner in which I addressed you. I had seen your eyes and the temptation was great, very great. It is dawn in the garden now, and London is beginning to stir. So this time it is good morning, my lady, the strawberry man. End of Chapter 3 Chapter 4 of the Agony Column This LibriVox recording is in the public domain. Recording by Peake The Agony Column by Earl Durr Biggers Chapter 4 It is hardly necessary to intimate that this letter came as something of a shock to the young woman who received it. For the rest of that day the many sights of London held little interest for her. So little indeed that her perspiring father began to see visions of his beloved Texas, and once, hopefully, suggested an early return home. The coolness with which this idea was received plainly showed him that he was on the wrong track, so he sighed and sought solace at the bar. That night the two from Texas attended his Majesty's Theatre, where Bernard Shaw's latest play was being performed, and the witty Irishman would have been annoyed to see the scant attention one lovely young American in the audience gave his lines. The American, in question, retired at midnight, with eager thoughts turned toward the morning. And she was not disappointed. When her maid, a stolid Englishwoman, appeared at her bedside early Saturday, she carried a letter which she handed over with the turned-up nose of one who aids, but does not approve. Quickly the girl tore it open. Dear Texas lady, I am writing this late in the afternoon. The sun is casting long black shadows on the garden lawn, and the whole world is so bright and matter of fact I have to argue with myself to be convinced that the events of that tragic night through which I passed really happened. The newspapers this morning helped to make it all seem a dream, not a line, not a word that I can find. When I think of America and how by this time the reporters would be swarming through our house if this thing had happened over there, I am the more astonished. But then I know these English papers. The great Joe Chamberlain died the other night at ten, and it was noon the next day when the first paper to carry the story appeared, screaming loudly that it had scored a beat. It had. Other lands. Other methods. It was probably not difficult for Bray to keep journalists such as these in the dark, so their great ungainly sheets come out in total ignorance of a remarkable story in Adelphi Terrace. Famished for real news they begin to hint at a huge war cloud on the horizon, because tottering Austria has declared war on tiny Serbia, because the Kaiser is today hurrying with his best dramatic effect home to Berlin they see all Europe shortly bathed in blood, a nightmare born of torrid days and tossing nights. But it is of the affair in Adelphi Terrace that you no doubt want to hear. One sequel of the tragedy which adds immeasurably to the mystery of it all has occurred, and I alone am responsible for its discovery. But to go back. I returned from mailing your letter at dawn this morning, very tired from the tension of the night. I went to bed, but could not sleep. More and more it was preying on my mind that I was in a most unhappy position. I had not liked the looks cast at me by Inspector Bray, or his voice when he asked how I came to live in his house. I told myself I should not be safe until the real murderer of the poor captain was found, and so I began to puzzle over the few clues in the case, especially over the asters, the scarab pin, and the Homburg hat. It was then I remembered the four copies of the daily mail that Bray had casually thrown into a wastebasket as of no interest. I had glanced over his shoulders as he examined these papers, and had seen that each of them was folded so that our favorite department, the agony column, was uppermost. It happened I had in my desk copies of the mail for the past week. You will understand why. I rose, found these papers, and began to read. It was then that I made the astounding discovery to which I have alluded. For a time after making it I was dumb with amazement, so that no course of action came readily to mind. In the end I decided that the thing for me to do was to wait for Bray's return in the morning and then point out to him the error he had made in ignoring the mail. Bray came in at about eight o'clock, and a few minutes later I heard another man ascend the stairs. I was shaving at the time, but I quickly completed the operation, and slipping on a bathrobe hurried up to the captain's rooms. The younger brother had seen to the removal of the unfortunate man's body in the night, and, aside from Bray and the stranger who had arrived almost simultaneously with him, there was no one but a sleepy-eyed constable there. Bray's greeting was decidedly grouchy. The stranger, however, a tall, bronzed man, made himself known to me in the most cordial manner. He told me he was Colonel Hughes, a close friend of the dead man, and that, unutterably shocked and grieved, he had come to inquire whether there was anything he might do. Inspector, said I, last night in this room you held in your hand four copies of the daily mail. You tossed them into that basket as of no account. May I suggest that you rescue those copies, as I have a rather startling matter to make clear to you. Too grand an official to stoop to a waste-basket enotted to the constable. The latter brought the papers, and, selecting one for the lot, I spread it out on the table. The issue of July 27, I said. I pointed to an item halfway down the column of personal notices. You yourself, my lady, may read it there if you happen to have saved a copy. It ran as follows. Rangoon. The astors are in full bloom in the garden at Canterbury. They are very beautiful, especially the white ones. Bray grunted and opened his little eyes. I took up the issue of the following day, the 28th. Rangoon. We have been forced to sell Father's stick-pin. The emerald scarab he brought home from Cairo. I had Bray's interest now. He leaned heavily toward me, puffing. Greatly excited, I held before his eyes the issue of the 29th. Rangoon. Homburg hat gone forever, caught by a breeze, into the river. And finally, said I to the inspector, the last message of all in the issue of the 30th of July, on sale in the streets some twelve hours before Frazier Frear was murdered. See! Rangoon. Tonight at 10. Regent Street. Y-O-G. Bray was silent. I take it you are aware, inspector, I said, that for the past two years Captain Frazier Frear was stationed at Rangoon. Still he said nothing. Just looked at me with those foxy little eyes that I was coming to detest. At last he spoke sharply. Just how, he demanded, did you happen to discover those messages? You were not in this room last night after I left. He turned angrily to the constable. I gave orders. No, I put in I was not in this room. I happened to have on file in my room's copies of the mail, and by the mirest chance. I saw that I had blundered. Undoubtedly my discovery of those messages was too pat. Once again suspicion looked my way. Thank you very much, said Bray. I'll keep this in mind. Have you communicated with my friend at the consulate, I ask? Yes. That's all. Good morning. So I went. I had been back in my room some twenty minutes when there came a knock at the door, and Colonel Hughes entered. He was a genial man in the early forties, I should say, tanned by some sun not English and gray at the temples. My dear sir, he said without preamble. This is a most appalling business. Decidedly I answered. Will you sit down? Thank you. He sat and gazed frankly into my eyes. Policemen, he added, meaningly, are a most suspicious tribe, often without reason. I am sorry you happen to be involved in this affair, for I may say that I fancy you to be exactly what you seem. May I add that, if you should ever need a friend, I am at your service. I was touched. I thanked him as best I could. His tone was so sympathetic, and before I realized it I was telling him the whole story of Archie and his letter, of my falling in love with a garden, of the startling discovery that the captain had never heard of his cousin, and of my subsequent unpleasant position. He leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes. I suppose, he said, that no man ever carries an unsealed letter of introduction without opening it to read just what praises have been lavished upon him. It is human nature, I have done it often. May I make so bold as to inquire? Yes, I said. It was unsealed, and I did read it. Considering its purpose it struck me as rather long. There were many warm words for me, words beyond all reason, in view of my brief acquaintance with Enright. I also recall that he mentioned how long he had been in Interlochen, and that he said he expected to reach London about the first of August. The first of August, repeated the Colonel. That is tomorrow. Now, if you'll be so kind. Just what happened last night? Again I ran over the events of that tragic evening, the quarrel, the heavy figure in the hall, the escape by way of the seldom used gate. My boy, said Colonel Hughes, as he rose to go. The threads of this tragedy stretch far, some of them to India, some to a country I will not name. I may say frankly that I have other and greater interest in the matter than that of the Captain's friend. For the present it is in strict confidence between us. The police are well-meaning, but they sometimes blunder. Did I understand you to say that you have copies of the mail containing those odd messages? Right here in my desk, said I. I got them for him. I think I shall take them, if I may, he said. You will, of course, not mention this little visit of mine. We shall meet again. Good morning. And he went away, carrying those papers with their strange signals to Rangoon. Somehow I feel wonderfully cheered by his call, for the first time since seven last evening I begin to breathe freely again. And so, lady who likes mystery, the matter stands on the afternoon of the last day of July 1914. I shall mail you this letter tonight. It is my third to you, and it carries with it three times the dreams it went with the first, for they are dreams that live not only at night, when the moon is on the courtyard, but also in the bright light of day. Yes, I am remarkably cheered. I realize that I have not eaten at all, save a cup of coffee from the trembling hand of Walters since last night at Simpsons. I am going now to dine. I shall begin with grapefruit. I realize that I am suddenly very fond of grapefruit. How bromidic to note it, we have many tastes in common. X Strawberry Man The third letter from her correspondent of the agony column increased in the mind of the lovely young woman at the Carlton the excitement and tension the second had created. For a long time, on the Saturday morning of its receipt, she sat in her room puzzling over the mystery of the house in Adelphi Terrace. When first she had heard that Captain Frazier Freer of the Indian Army was dead of a knife wound over the heart, the news had shocked her like that of the loss of some old and dear friend. She had desired passionately the apprehension of his murderer, and had turned over and over in her mind the possibilities of white asters, a scarab pin, and a home-burg hat. Perhaps the girl longed for the arrest of the guilty man thus keenly because this jaunty young friend of hers, a friend whose name she did not know, to whom indeed she had never spoken, was so dangerously entangled in the affair. For from what she knew of Geoffrey West, from her casual glance in the restaurant, and far more from his letters, she liked him extremely. And in now came his third letter in which he related the connection of that hat, that pin, and those asters with the column in the mail which had first brought them together. As it happened, she too had copies of the paper for the first four days of the week. She went to her sitting-room, unearthed these copies, and gasped. For from the column in Monday's paper stared up at her the cryptic words to Rangoon concerning asters in a garden at Canterbury. In the other three issues as well, she found the identical messages her strawberry man had quoted. She sat for a moment in deep thought. Sat, in fact, until at her door came the enraged knocking of a hungry parent who had been waiting a full hour in the lobby below for her to join him at breakfast. Come, come, boomed her father, entering at her invitation. Don't sit here all day mooning. I'm hungry, if you're not. With quick apology she made ready to accompany him downstairs. Firmly, as she planned their campaign for the day, she resolved to put from her mind all thought of Adelphi Terrace. How well she succeeded may be judged from a speech made by her father that night, just before dinner. Have you lost your tongue, Marion? You're as uncommunicative as a newly elected officeholder. If you can't get a little more life into these expeditions of ours, we'll pack up and head for home. She smiled, padded his shoulder and promised to improve. But he appeared to be in a gloomy mood. I believe we ought to go anyhow, he went on. In my opinion this war is going to spread like a prairie fire. The Kaiser got back to Berlin yesterday. He'll sign the mobilization orders today as sure as fate. For the past week on the Berlin Bourse, Canadian Pacific stock has been dropping. That means they expect England to come in. He gazed darkly into the future. It may seem that for an American statesman he had an unusual grasp of European politics. This is easily explained by the fact that he had been talking with the boot black at the Carlton Hotel. Yes, he said with sudden decision, I'll go down to the steamship offices early Monday morning. End of Chapter 4 Chapter 5 of the Agony Column This LibriVox recording is in the public domain. Recording by Peake The Agony Column by Earl Durr-Biggers Chapter 5 His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart. She had a most unhappy picture of herself aborting a ship and sailing out of Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her thoughts forever unsolved. Wisely she diverted her father's thoughts toward the question of food. She had heard, she said, that Simpsons in the Strand was an excellent place to dine. They would go there and walk. She suggested a short detour that would carry them through Adelphi Terrace. It seemed she had always wanted to see Adelphi Terrace. As they passed through that silent street, she sought to guess from an inspection of the grim forbidding house fronts, back of which lay the lovely garden, the romantic mystery. But the houses were so very much like one another, before one of them, she noted, a taxi waited. After dinner her father pleaded for a music-call as against what he called some highfalutin teacup English play. He won. Late that night, as they rode back to the Carlton, special additions were being proclaimed in the streets. Germany was mobilizing. The girl from Texas retired, wondering what a pistolary surprise the morning would bring. It brought forth this. Dear daughter of the Senate, or is it Congress? I could not quite decide, but surely in one or the other of those August bodies your father sits when he is not at home in Texas or viewing Europe through his daughter's eyes. One look at him and I had gathered that. But Washington is far from London, isn't it? And it is London that interests us most, though your father's constituents must not know that. It is really a wonderful and astounding city once you have got the feel of the tourist out of your soul. I have been reading the most enthralling essays on it, written by a newspaper man who first fell desperately in love with it at seven, an age when the whole glittering town was symbolized for him by the fried fish shop at the corner of the high street. With him I have been going through its gray and furtive thoroughfares in the dead of night, and sometimes we have kicked an ash barrel, and sometimes a romance. Someday I might show that London to you, guarding you, of course, from the ash barrels, if you are that kind. On second thoughts you aren't, but I know that it is of a Delphi terrace and a late captain in the Indian army that you want to hear now. Yesterday, after my discovery of those messages in the mail and the call of Captain Hughes, passed without incident. Last night I mailed you my third letter, and after wandering for a time amid the alternate glare and gloom of the city, I went back to my rooms and smoked on my balcony while about me the inmates of six million homes sweltered in the heat. Nothing happened. I felt a bit disappointed, a bit cheated, as one might feel on the first night spent at home after many successive visits to exciting plays. Today, the first of August dawned, and still, all was quiet. Indeed it was not until this evening that further developments in the sudden death of Captain Fraser Freer arrived to disturb me. These developments are strange ones surely, and I shall hasten to relate them. I dined to-night at a little place in Soho. My waiter was Italian, and on him I amused myself with the Italian in ten lessons of which I am foolishly proud. We talked of Fiasoli, where he had lived, once I rode from Fiasoli down the hill to Florence in the moonlight. I remember endless walls, on which hung roses, fresh and blooming. I remember a gaunt nunnery and two gray-robed sisters clanging shut the gates. I remember the searchlight from the military encampment playing constantly over the arno, and the roofs, the eye of Mars that, here in Europe, never closes, and always the flowers nodding above me, stooping now and then to brush my face. I came to think that at the end a paradise and not a second-rate hotel was waiting. One may still take that ride, I fancy. Someday. Someday. I dined in Soho. I came back to Adelphi Terrace in the hot, reeking August dusk, reflecting that the mystery in which I was involved was, after a fashion, standing still. In front of our house I noticed a taxi waiting. I thought nothing of it as I entered the murky hallway and climbed the familiar stairs. My door stood open. It was dark in my study, save for the reflection of the lights of London outside. As I crossed the threshold there came to my nostrils the faint sweet perfume of lilacs. There are no lilacs in our garden, and if there were it is not the season. No, this perfume had been brought there by a woman, a woman who sat at my desk, and raised her head as I entered. You will pardon this intrusion, she said, in the correct careful English of one who has learned the speech from a book. I have come for a brief word with you, then I shall go. I could think of nothing to say. I stood gaping like a schoolboy. My word, the woman went on, is in the nature of advice. We do not always like those who give us advice, nonetheless I trust that you will listen. I found my tongue then. I am listening, I said stupidly, but first a light, and I moved toward the matches on the mantelpiece. Quickly the woman rose and faced me. I saw then that she wore a veil, not a heavy veil, but a fluffy, attractive thing that was yet sufficient to screen her features from me. I beg of you, she cried, no light. And as I paused undecided she added in a tone that suggested lips that pout. It is such a little thing to ask. Surely you will not refuse. I suppose that I should have insisted, but her voice was charming, her manner perfect, and that odor of lilacs reminiscent of a garden I knew long ago at home. Very well, said I. Oh, I am grateful to you, she answered. Her tone changed. I understand that shortly after seven o'clock last Thursday evening you heard in the room above you the sounds of a struggle. Such has been your testimony to the police. It has, said I. Are you quite certain as to the hour? I felt that she was smiling at me. Might it not have been later, or earlier? I am sure it was just after seven, I replied. I'll tell you why. I had just returned from dinner, and while I was unlocking the door, Big Ben on the House of Parliament struck. She raised her hand. No matter, she said, and there was a touch of iron in her voice. You are no longer sure of that, thinking it over you have come to the conclusion that it may have been barely six-thirty when you heard the noise of a struggle. Indeed, said I. I tried to sound sarcastic, but I was really too astonished by her tone. Yes, indeed, she replied. That is what you will tell Inspector Bray when next you see him. It may have been six-thirty, you will tell him. I have thought it over, and I am not certain. Even for a very charming lady, I said, I cannot misrepresent the facts in a matter so important. It was after seven. I am not asking you to do a favour for a lady, she replied. I am asking you to do a favour for yourself. If you refuse the consequences, may be most unpleasant. I am rather at a loss, I began. She was silent for a moment, then she turned, and I felt her looking at me through the veil. Who was Archibald Enright, she demanded? My heart sank. I recognised the weapon in her hands. The police, she went on, do not yet know that the letter of introduction you brought to the captain was signed by a man who addressed Fraser Freer as dear cousin, but who is completely unknown to the family. Once that information reaches Scotland Yard, your chances of escaping arrest is slim. They may not be able to fasten this crime upon you, but there will be complications most distasteful. One's liberty is well worth keeping, and then two, before the case ends, there will be wide publicity. Well, said I, that is why you are going to suffer a lapse of memory in the matter of the hour at which you heard that struggle. As you think it over, it is going to occur to you that it may have been six-thirty, not seven. Otherwise— Go on. Otherwise the letter of introduction you gave to the captain will be sent anonymously to Inspector Bray. You have that letter, I cried. Not I, she answered, but it will be sent to Bray. It will be pointed out to him that you were posing under false colors. You could not escape. I was most uncomfortable. The net of suspicion seemed closing in about me. But I was resentful, too, of the confidence in this woman's voice. Nonetheless, said I, I have refused to change my testimony. The truth is the truth. The woman had moved to the door. She turned. Tomorrow, she replied, it is not unlikely you will see Inspector Bray. As I said, I came here to give you advice. You had better take it. What does it matter, a half hour this way or that? And the difference is prison for you. Good night. She was gone. I followed into the hall. Below in the street I heard the rattle of her taxi. I went back into my room and sat down. I was upset and no mistake. Outside my windows the continuous symphony of the city played on. The buses, the trains, the never-silent voices. I gazed out. What a tremendous acreage of dank brick houses and dank British souls! I felt horribly alone. I may add that I felt a bit frightened, as though that great city were slowly closing in on me. Who was this woman of mystery? What place had she held in the life, and perhaps in the death, of Captain Fraser Freer? Why should she come boldly to my rooms and make her impossible demand? I resolved that even at the risk of my own comfort I would stick to the truth, and to that resolve I would have clung had I not shortly received another visit, this one far more inexplicable, far more surprising than the first. It was about nine o'clock when Walters tapped at my door and told me two gentlemen wished to see me. A moment later into my study walked Lieutenant Norman Fraser Freer and a fine old gentleman with a face that suggested some faded portrait hanging on an aristocrat's wall. I had never seen him before. I hope it is quite convenient for you to see us, said young Fraser Freer. I assured him that it was. The boy's face was drawn and haggard. There was terrible suffering in his eyes, yet about him hung, like a halo, the glory of a great resolution. May I present my father, he said. General Fraser Freer retired. We have come on a matter of supreme importance. The old man muttered something I could not catch. I could see that he had been hit hard by the loss of his elder son. I asked them to be seated. The general complied, but the boy walked the floor in a manner most distressing. I shall not be long, he remarked, nor at a time like this is one in a mood to be diplomatic. I will only say, sir, that we have come to ask of you a great— a very great favour indeed. You may not see fit to grant it. If that is the case, we cannot well reproach you. But if you can— It is a great favour, sir, broke in the general, and I am in the odd position, where I do not know whether you will serve me best by granting it or by refusing to do so. Father, please, if you don't mind— The boy's voice was kindly but determined. He turned to me. Sir, you have testified to the police that it was a bit past seven when you heard in the room above the sounds of the struggle which— which you understand. In view of the mission of the caller who had departed a scant hour previously the boy's question startled me. Such was my testimony, I answered. It was the truth. Naturally, said the tenant Fraser Freer, but— as a matter of fact, we are here to ask that you alter your testimony. Could you, as a favour to us who have suffered so cruel a loss, a favour we should never forget, could you not make the hour of that struggle half after six? I was quite overwhelmed. Your—your reasons? I managed, at last to ask. I am not able to give them to you in full, the boy answered. I can only say this. It—it happens that at seven o'clock last Thursday night I was dining with friends at the Savoy— friends who would not be likely to forget the occasion. The old general leaped to his feet. Norma, and he cried, I cannot let you do this thing. I simply will not. Hush, Father, said the boy whirly. We have threshed it all out. You have promised. The old man sank back into the chair and buried his face in his hands. If you are willing to change your testimony, young Fraser Freer went on to me, I shall at once confess to the police that it was I who— who murdered my brother. They suspect me. They know that late last Thursday afternoon I purchased a revolver for which they believe at the last moment I substituted the knife. They know that I was in debt to him, that we had quarreled about money matters, that by his death I and I alone could profit. He broke off suddenly and came toward me, holding out his arms with a pleading gesture I can never forget. Do this for me, he cried. Let me confess. Let me end this whole horrible business here and now. Surely no man had ever to answer such an appeal before. Why, I found myself saying, and over and over I repeated it. Why, why? The lieutenant faced me, and I hope never again to see such a look in a man's eyes. I loved him, he cried. That is why, for his honour, for the honour of our family, I am making this request of you. Believe me, it is not easy. I can tell you no more than that. You knew my brother? Slightly. Then, for his sake, do this thing, I ask. But murder! You heard the sounds of a struggle. I shall say that we quarreled, that I struck in self-defense. He turned to his father. It will mean only a few years in prison. I can bear that, he cried, for the honour of our name. The old man groaned, but did not raise his head. The boy walked back and forth over my faded carpet like a lion caged. I stood, wondering what answer I should make. I know what you are thinking, said the lieutenant. You cannot credit your ears, but you have heard correctly. And now, as you might put it, it is up to you. I have been in your country, he smiled pitifully. I think I know you, Americans. You are not the sort to refuse a man when he is sore beset, as I am. I looked from him to the general and back again. I must think this over, I answered, my mind going at once to Colonel Hughes. Later, say, tomorrow, you shall have my decision. Tomorrow, said the boy, we shall both be called before Inspector Bray. I shall know your answer then. And I hope with all my heart it will be yes. There were a few mumbled words of farewell, and he and the broken old man went out. As soon as the street door closed behind them, I hurried to the telephone, and called a number Colonel Hughes had given me. It was with a feeling of relief that I heard his voice come back over the wire. I told him I must see him at once. He replied that by a singular chance he had been on the point of starting for my rooms. In the half hour that elapsed before the coming of the Colonel, I walked about like a man in a trance. He was barely inside my door when I began pouring out to him the story of those two remarkable visits. He made little comment on the woman's call beyond asking me whether I could describe her, and he smiled when I mentioned lilac perfume. At the mention of young Frazier Freer's preposterous request he whistled, by gad, he said, interesting, most interesting. I am not surprised, however, that boy has the stuff in him. But what shall I do, I demanded. Colonel Hughes smiled. It makes little difference what you do, he said. Norman Frazier Freer did not kill his brother, and that will be proved in due time. He considered for a moment. Bray, no doubt, would be glad to have you alter your testimony, since he is trying to fasten the crime on the young lieutenant. On the whole, if I were you, I think that when the opportunity comes tomorrow, I should humor the inspector. You mean tell him I am no longer certain as to the hour of that struggle? Precisely. I give you my word that young Frazier Freer will not be permanently incriminated by such an act on your part, and incidentally you will be aiding me. Very well, said I, but I don't understand this at all. No, no, of course not. I wish I could explain to you, but I cannot. I will say this. The death of Captain Frazier Freer is regarded as a most significant thing by the war office. Thus it happens that two distinct hunts for his assassin are under way, one conducted by Bray, the other by me. Bray does not suspect that I am working on the case, and I want to keep him in the dark, as long as possible. You may choose which of these investigations you wish to be identified with. I think, said I, that I prefer you to Bray. Good boy, he answered, you have not gone wrong, and you can do me a service this evening, which is why I was on the point of coming here, even before you telephoned me. I take it that you remember and could identify the chap who called himself Archbald Enright, the man who gave you that letter to the Captain. I surely could, said I. Then, if you can spare me an hour, get your hat. And so it happens, Lady of the Carleton, that I have just been to Limehouse. You do not know where Limehouse is, and I trust you never will. It is picturesque, it is revolting, it is colourful and wicked, the weird odours of it still fill my nostrils, the sinister portrait of it is still before my eyes. It is the Chinatown of London, Limehouse, down in the dregs of the town, with West India dock road for its spinal column, it lies, redolent of ways that are dark and tricks that are vain. Not only the heathen Chinese so peculiar shuffles through its dim-lit alleys, but the scum of the earth, of many colours and of many climes, the Arab and the Hindu, the Malayan and the Jap, black men from the Congo and fair men from Scandinavia, these you may meet there, the outpourings of all the ships that sail the seven seas, their many drunken beasts with their pay in their pockets seek each his favourite sin, and for those who love most the opium, there is at all two regular intervals the sign of the open lamp. We went there, Colonel Hughes and I, up and down the narrow causeway, yellow at intervals with a light from gloomy shops, dark mostly because of the tightly closed shutters through which only thin jets found their way. We walked until we came and stood at last in shadow, outside the black doorway of Harry Stanley's so-called restaurant. We waited ten, fifteen minutes. Then a man came down the causeway and paused before that door. There was something familiar in his jaunty walk. Then the faint glow of the lamp that was the indication of Harry Son's real business lit his pale face, and I knew that I had seen him last in the cool evening at Interlaken, where Limehouse could not have lived a moment, with the young frow frowning down upon it. And right, whispered Hughes, not a doubt of it, said I. Good, he replied with fervour. And now another man shuffled down the street and stood suddenly straight and waiting before the Colonel. Stay with him, said Hughes softly. Don't let him get out of your sight. Very good, sir, said the man, and saluting he passed on up the stairs, and whistled softly at that black, depressing door. The clock above the mill-wall docks was striking eleven as the Colonel and I caught a bus that should carry us back to a brighter, happier London. Hughes spoke but seldom on that ride, and repeating his advice that I humor Inspector Bray on the morrow, he left me in the strand. So, my lady, here I sit in my study, waiting for that most important day that is shortly to dawn. A full evening, you must admit. A woman with the perfume of lilacs about her has threatened that unless I lie I shall encounter consequences most unpleasant. A handsome young lieutenant has begged me to tell that same lie for the honour of his family and thus condemn him to certain arrest and imprisonment, and I have been down into hell tonight and seen Archibald Enright of Interlochen conniving with the devil. I presume I should go to bed, but I know I cannot sleep. Tomorrow is to be beyond all question a red-letter day in the matter of the Captain's murder, and once again, against my will, I am down to play a leading part. The symphony of this great gray sad city is a mere hum in the distance now, for it is nearly midnight. I shall mail this letter to you, post it, I should say, since I am in London, and then I shall wait in my dim rooms for the dawn, and as I wait I shall be thinking not always of the Captain, or his brother, or Hughes, or Limehouse and Enright, but often, oh, very often, of you. In my last letter I scoffed at the idea of a great war, but when we came back from Limehouse tonight the papers told us that the Kaiser had signed the order to mobilize. Austria in, Serbia in, Germany, Russia and France in. Hughes tells me that England is shortly to follow, and I suppose there is no doubt of it. It is a frightful thing, this future that looms before us, and I pray that for you, at least, it may hold only happiness. For, my lady, when I write good night, I speak it aloud as I write, and there is in my voice more than I dare tell you of now. The agony call a man. Not unwelcome to the violet eyes of the girl from Texas were the last words of this letter read in her room that Sunday morning, but the lines predicting England's early entrance into the war recalled to her mind a most undesirable contingency. On the previous night, when the war extras came out confirming the forecast of his favorite boot black, her usually calm father had shown signs of panic. He was not a man slow to act, and she knew that, putty though he was in her hands in most matters which he did not regard as important, he could also be firm where he thought firmness necessary. America looked even better to him than usual, and he had made up his mind to go there immediately. There was no use in arguing with him. At this point there came a knock at her door, and her father entered. One look at his face, red, perspiring and decidedly unhappy, served to cheer his daughter. Been down to the steamship offices, he panted, mopping his bald head. They're open today, just like it was a weekday. But they might as well be closed, there's nothing doing. Every boat's booked up to the rails. We can't get out of here for two weeks, maybe more. I'm sorry, said his daughter. No, you ain't, you're delighted. You think it's romantic to get caught like this. Wish I had the enthusiasm of youth. He fanned himself with a newspaper. Lucky I went over to the express office yesterday and loaded up on gold. I reckon when the blow falls it'll be tolerable hard to cast checks in this man's town. That was a good idea. Ready for breakfast, he inquired. Quite ready, she smiled. They went below, she humming a song from a review while he glared at her. She was very glad they were to be in London a little longer. She felt she could not go with that mystery still unsolved. End of Chapter 5 Chapter 6 of the Agony Column This Librivox recording is in the public domain. Recording by Peake. The Agony Column by Earl Durr-Biggers, Chapter 6 The last piece Sunday London was to know in many weary months went by. A tense and anxious day. Early on Monday the fifth letter from the young man of the Agony Column arrived, and when the girl from Texas read it she knew that under no circumstances could she leave London now. It ran, Dear Lady from Home, I call you that because the word home has, for me, this hot afternoon in London about the sweetest sound word ever had. I can see, when I close my eyes, Broadway at midday, Fifth Avenue gay and colorful, even with all the best people away, Washington Square cool under the trees, lovely and desirable despite the presence everywhere of alien neighbors from the district to the south. I long for home with an ardent longing. Never was London so cruel, so hopeless, so drab in my eyes. For, as I write this, a constable sits at my elbow, and he and I are shortly to start for Scotland Yard. I have been arrested as a suspect in the case of Captain Fraser Freer's murder. I predicted last night that this was to be a red letter day in the history of that case, and I also saw myself an unwilling actor in the drama, but little did I suspect the series of astonishing events that was to come with the morning. Little did I dream that the net I have been dreading would today engulf me. I can scarcely blame Inspector Bray for holding me. What I cannot understand is why Colonel Hughes. But you want, of course, the whole story from the beginning, and I shall give it to you. At eleven o'clock this morning a constable called on me at my rooms and informed me that I was wanted at once by the Chief Inspector at the Yard. We climbed, the constable and I, a narrow stone stirway somewhere at the back of New Scotland Yard, and so came to the Inspector's room. Bray was waiting for us, smiling and confident. I remember, silly as the detail is, that he wore in his buttonhole a white rose. His manner of greeting me was more genial than usual. He began by informing me that the police had apprehended the man who, they believed, was guilty of the Captain's murder. There is one detail to be cleared up, he said. You told me the other night that it was shortly after seven o'clock when you heard the sounds of struggle in the room above you. You were somewhat excited at the time, and under similar circumstances men have been known to make mistakes. Have you considered the matter since? Is it not possible that you were in error in regard to the hour? I recalled a huge advice to humor the Inspector, and I said that, having thought it over, I was not quite sure. It might have been earlier than seven. Say, six thirty. Exactly, said Bray. He seemed rather pleased. The natural stress of the moment I understand. Wilkinson, bring in your prisoner. The constable addressed, turned and left the room, coming back a moment later with Lieutenant Norman Fraser Freer. The boy was pale. I could see at a glance that he had not slept for several nights. Lieutenant, said Bray, very sharply. Will you tell me, is it true that your brother, the late Captain, had loaned you a large sum of money a year or so ago? Quite true, answered the Lieutenant in a low voice. You and he had quarreled about the amount of money you spent? Yes. By his death you became the sole heir of your father, the general. Your position with the moneylenders was quite altered, am I right? I fancy so. Last Thursday afternoon you went to the army and navy stores and purchased a revolver. You already had your service-weapon, but to shoot a man with a bullet from that would be to make the hunt of the police for the murder absurdly simple. The boy made no answer. Let us suppose, Bray went on, that last Thursday evening at half after six you called on your brother in his rooms at Adelphi Terrace. There was an argument about money. You became enraged. You saw him, and him alone between you and the fortune you needed so badly. Then, I am only supposing, you noticed on his table an odd knife he had brought from India, safer, more silent than a gun. You seized it. Why suppose the boy broke in? I am not trying to conceal anything. You're right. I did it. I killed my brother. Now let us get the whole business over with as soon as may be. Into the face of Inspector Bray there came at that moment a look that has puzzled me ever since. A look that has recurred to my mind again and again in the stress and storm of this eventful day. It was only too evident that this confession came to him as a shock. I presume so easy a victory seemed hollow to him. He was wishing the boy had put up a fight. Policemen are probably like that. My boy, he said, I am sorry for you. My course is clear. If you will go with one of my men. It was at this point that the door of the Inspector's room opened, and Colonel Hughes, cool and smiling, walked in. Bray chuckled at the sight of the military man. Ah, Colonel, he cried. You make a good entrance. This morning, when I discovered that I had the honor of having you associated with me in the search for the Captain's murderer, you were foolish enough to make a little wager. I remember, Hughes answered, a scarab pin against a Homburg hat. Precisely, said Bray, you wagered that you, and not I, would discover the guilty man. Well, Colonel, you owe me a scarab. Lieutenant Norman Fraser Freer has just told me that he killed his brother, and I was on the point of taking down his full confession. Indeed, replied Hughes calmly. Interesting, most interesting. But before we consider the wager lost, before you forced the lieutenant to confess in full, I should like the floor. Certainly, smiled Bray. When you were kind enough to let me have two of your men this morning, said Hughes, I told you I contemplated the arrest of a lady. I have brought that lady to Scotland Yard with me. He stepped the door, opened it, and beckoned. A tall, blonde, handsome woman of about thirty-five entered, and instantly to my nostrils came the pronounced odor of lilacs. Allow me, Inspector, went on the Colonel, to introduce to you the Countess Sophie de Graf, late of Berlin, late of Delhi and Rangoon, now of seventeen-latering Grove, Battersea Park Road. The woman faced Bray, and there was a terrified, hunted look in her eyes. You are the Inspector, she asked. I am, said Bray. And a man, I can see that. She went on, her eyes flashing angrily at Hughes. I appeal to you to protect me from the brutal questioning of this fiend. You are hardly complementary, Countess, Hughes smiled, but I am willing to forgive you if you will tell the Inspector the story that you have recently related to me. The woman shut her lips tightly, and for a long moment gazed into the eyes of Inspector Bray. He, she said at last, nodding in the direction of Colonel Hughes, he got it out of me. How, I don't know. Got what out of you, Bray's little eyes were blinking. At six thirty last Thursday evening, said the woman, I went to the rooms of Captain Frazier Freer and Adelphi Terrace. An argument arose. I seized from his table an Indian dagger that was lying there. I stabbed him, just above the heart. In that room in Scotland Yard a tense silence fell. For the first time we were all conscious of a tiny clock on the Inspector's desk, for it ticked now with a loudness, sudden and startling. I gazed at the faces about me. Bray's showing a momentary surprise, then the mask fell again. Lieutenant Frazier Freer was plainly amazed. On the face of Colonel Hughes I saw what struck me as an open sneer. Go on, Countess, he smiled. She shrugged her shoulders and turned toward him a disdainful back. Her eyes were all for Bray. It's very brief, the story, she said hastily, and I thought almost apologetically. I had known the Captain in Rangoon. My husband was in business there, an exporter of rice, and Captain Frazier Freer came off into our house. We—he was a charming man, the Captain. Go on, ordered Hughes. We fell desperately in love, said the Countess. When he returned to England, though supposedly on furlough, he told me he would never return to Rangoon. He expected a transfer to Egypt. So it was a range that I should desert my husband and follow on the next boat. I did so, believing in the Captain, thinking he really cared for me. I gave up everything for him, and then— Her voice broke, and she took out a handkerchief. Again that odor of lilacs in the room. For a time I saw the Captain often in London, and then I began to notice a change. Back among his own kind, with the lonely days in India a mere memory, he seemed no longer to—to care for me. Then, last Thursday morning, he called on me to tell me that he was through, that he would never see me again, in fact, that he was to marry a girl of his own people who had been waiting. The woman looked piteously about at us. I was desperate, she pleaded. I had given up all that life held for me, given it up for a man who now looked at me coldly and spoke of marrying another. Can you wonder that I went in the evening to his rooms, went to plead with him, to beg, almost on my knees? It was no use. He was done with me, he said that over and over. Overwhelmed with blind rage and despair, I snatched up that knife from the table and plunged it into his heart. At once I was filled with remorse. I—one moment, broken Hughes, you may keep the details of your subsequent actions until later. I should like to compliment you, Countess. You tell it better each time. He came over and faced Bray. I thought there was a distinct note of hostility in his voice. Checkmate, Inspector, he said. Bray made no reply. He sat there staring up at the Colonel, his face turned to stone. The scarab pin went on Hughes is not yet forthcoming. We are tied for honors, my friend. You have your confession, but I have one to match it. All this is beyond me, snapped Bray. A bit beyond me, too, the Colonel answered. Here are two people who wish us to believe that on the evening of Thursday last, at half-after six o'clock, each sought out Colonel Frazier Freer in his rooms and murdered him. He walked to the window and then wheeled dramatically. The strangest part of it all is, he added, that at 6.30 o'clock, last Thursday evening, at an obscure restaurant in Soho, Fregaches. These two people were having tea together. I must admit that as the Colonel calmly offered this information, I suddenly went limp all over at a realization of the endless maze of mystery in which we are involved. The woman gave a little cry, and Lieutenant Frazier Freer leapt to his feet. How the devil do you know that? he cried. I know it, said Colonel Hughes, because one of my men happened to be having tea at a table nearby. He happened to be having tea there for the reason that ever since the arrival of this lady back in London, at the request of friends in India, I have been keeping track of her every move, just as I kept watch over your late brother, the captain. Without a word, Lieutenant Frazier Freer dropped into a chair and buried his face in his hands. I'm sorry, my son, said Hughes. Really, I am. You made a heroic effort to keep the facts from coming out, a man-size effort it was, but the War Office knew long before you did that your brother had succumbed to this woman's lure, that he was serving her and Berlin, and not his own country, England. Frazier Freer raised his head. When he spoke, there was in his voice an emotion vastly more sincere than that which had moved him when he made his absurd confession. The game's up, he said. I have done all I could. This will kill my father, I am afraid. Ours has been an honorable name, Colonel, you know that. A long line of military men whose loyalty to their country has never before been in question. I thought my confession would end the whole nasty business, that the investigations would stop and that I might be able to keep forever unknown this horrible thing about him, about my brother. Colonel Hughes laid his hand on the boy's shoulder, and the latter went on. They reached me, those frightful insinuations about Stephen, in a roundabout way, and when he came home from India I resolved to watch him. I saw him go off into the house of this woman. I satisfied myself that she was the same one involved in the stories coming from Rangoon. Then under another name I managed to meet her. I hinted to her that I myself was none too loyal, not completely, but to a limited extent I won her confidence. Gradually I became convinced that my brother was indeed disloyal to his country, to his name, to us all. It was at that tea-time you have mentioned that I finally made up my mind. I had already bought a revolver, and with it in my pocket I went to the Savoy for dinner. He rose and paced the floor. I left the Savoy early and went to Stephen's rooms. I was resolved to have it out with him, to put the matter to him bluntly, and if he had no explanation to give me, I intended to kill him, then and there. So, you see, I was guilty in intention, if not in reality. I entered his study. It was filled with strangers. On his sofa I saw my brother Stephen lying, stabbed above the heart, dead. There was a moment's silence. That is all, said Lieutenant Frazier Freer. I take it, said Hughes kindly, that we have finished with the Lieutenant, eh, Inspector? Yes, said Bray shortly. You may go. Thank you, the boy answered. As he went out he said brokenly to Hughes. I must find him, my father. Bray sat in his chair, staring hard ahead. His jaw thrust out angrily. Suddenly he turned on Hughes. You don't play fair, he said. I wasn't told anything of the status of the captain at the war office. This is all news to me. Very well, smiled Hughes. The bet is off, if you like. No, by heaven, Bray cried. It's still on, and I'll win it yet. A fine morning's work, I suppose, you think you've done. But are we any nearer to finding the murderer? Tell me that. Only a bit nearer at any rate, Hughes replied swavly. This lady, of course, remains in custody. Yes, yes, answered the Inspector. Take her away, he ordered. The constable came forward for the countess, and Colonel Hughes gallantly held open the door. You will have an opportunity, Sophie, he said, to think up another story. You are clever, it will not be hard. She gave him a black look and went out. Bray got up from his desk. He and Colonel Hughes stood facing each other across a table, and to me there was something in the manner of each that suggested eternal conflict. Well, sneered Bray. There is one possibility we have overlooked, Hughes answered. He turned toward me, and I was startled by the coldness in his eyes. Do you know, Inspector, he went on, that this American came to London with a letter of introduction to the Captain. A letter from the Captain's cousin, one archable and right. And do you know that Frazier Freer had no cousin of that name? No, said Bray. It happens to be the truth, said Hughes. The American has confessed as much to me. Then, said Bray to me, and his little blinking eyes were on me with a narrow, calculating glance that sent shivers up and down my spine. You are under arrest. I have exempted you so far because of your friend at the United Seats Consulate. That exemption ends now. I was thunderstruck. I turned to the Colonel, the man who had suggested that I seek him out if I needed a friend, the man I had looked to save me from just such a contingency as this. But his eyes were quite fishy and unsympathetic. Quite correct, Inspector, he said. Lock him up. And as I began to protest he passed very close to me and spoke in a low voice. Say nothing. Wait. I pleaded to be allowed to go back to my rooms, to communicate with my friends, and pay a visit to our consulate and to the Embassy. And at the Colonel's suggestion Bray agreed to this somewhat irregular course. So this afternoon I have been abroad with a constable, and while I wrote this long letter to you he has been fidgeting in my easy chair. Now he informs me that his patience is exhausted and that I must go at once. So there is no time to wonder, no time to speculate as to the future as to the Colonel's sudden turn against me or the promise of his whisper in my ear. I shall, no doubt, spend the night behind those hideous forbidding walls that your guide has pointed out to you as New Scotland Yard, and when I shall write again, when I shall end this series of letters so filled with the constable will not wait, he is as impatient as a child, surely he is lying when he says I have kept him here an hour. Wherever I am, dear lady, whatever be the end of this amazing tangle, you may be sure the thought of you confound the man. Yours, endurance vile. This fifth letter from the young man of the Agony Column arrived at the Carlton Hotel, as the reader may recall, on Monday morning, August the 3rd, and it represented to the girl from Texas the climax of the excitement she had experienced in the matter of the murder in a Delphi Terrace. The news that her pleasant young friend, whom she did not know, had been arrested as a suspect in the case, inevitable as it had seemed for days, came nonetheless as an unhappy shock. She wondered whether there was anything she could do to help. She even considered going to Scotland Yard and on the ground that her father was a congressman from Texas demanding the immediate release of her strawberry man. Sensibly, however, she decided that congressmen from Texas meant little in the life of the London police. Besides, she might have difficulty in explaining to that same congressman how she happened to know all about a crime that was as yet unmentioned in the newspapers. So she re-read the latter portion of the fifth letter, which pictured her hero marched off ingloriously to Scotland Yard, and with a worried little sigh, went below to join her father. End of chapter 6