 He's busting down the lane, he's running, he jumps, he grabs the pole, he's climbing up, climbing up, climbing up, climbing up, climbing up. If you're wondering what the hell is this, it's Phil Jepen or Dutch Canal Jumping. And Equinox Project has been all over me just on my ass about making a breakdown about Dutch Canal Jumping. So here you go, EP, here we go. Now it started because the Netherlands is so close to sea level or underwater. There's so much water all around that farmers would just carry around long sticks just to get across the canals. Two old men just walking around jumping canals. Then they were like, hey, the whole country is pretty good at this, why don't we see who's the best? So they turned it into a sport, striped shirt right there. He does pretty good. Number 83 though, this is back in the 50s when they turned it into a sport. He's crushing it, gets to the top of the pole, goes all the way out, he celebrates, his friends celebrate with him. It used to be wooden poles, then they switched to plastic, now they're fiberglass which allows more hang time, that sucked. That was really bad and the spy in the crowd can barely contain his smile. And then I guess there was no age limit because this dude's old. I mean, he barely jumps, he kind of just runs into the stick and now he's swaying. I mean, pretty bad ass because I think this dude's old, old, just misses, which is now he's embarrassed. Now he's embarrassed, old, just misses. So anyway, this is what it looks like today. It's a whole big event. That dude threw sand into the crowd, swagger walks to the crowd, very excited with himself, gives his mom slash girlfriend a high five and a hug. That dude behind him is rubbing all the sand off. That was a big leap onto the pole, climbing to the top. The poles are much larger, bam! Whew, this guy, he's got a good thing going. Look, they wear something on their right foot to help climb up the pole and then kabam! That one looked, that one looked like it was deep sand. He threw the sand the other direction which was polite of him. Okay, little skinny dude coming. Does he have the weight that he needs? I think you need a lot of weight to get the pole to switch over. He's going all the way to the top and he goes over the top, interesting strategy. I think it worked well, throw sand all over the crowd. And then this kid, he's gonna get all the way to the top of the pole as well. Oh, oh, oh, oh, and then he comes off to the side. I wonder if that's a better strategy than going over the top. I wonder if they have names for these. That dude stutter stepped and the stutter stepped killed him and then he lost his grip. Just embarrassing, soaking wet, has to walk around soaking wet, just, you know, he's probably ashamed. His parents are face down, eyes and palms. Oh my God, the spy's grandson with the glasses on while playing gets to the top, loses the grip. He's not happy with himself. He wanted to grab the top of the pole so he could spring himself. He loses the grip there, can't find it and just comes down and here he is on his second attempt and not enough weight. And he's like, what the hell's up with this pole? I'm going the wrong way. So he has to go into the drink, loses his sunglasses maybe, not happy with his round at all. Oh, didn't lose his sunglasses, still not happy though and that is Dutch canal jumping. This one was brought to you by John Boy and Jake Radio. It's not a radio show, it's a podcast but it does air live on YouTube every Wednesday at noon. It's like two hours of dumb. If you're into dumb, come check it out. If I don't have like a handful of four of those soon, I'm about to freak out. Okay, which one, give me four. Don't care. Come on. I didn't hear any of the flavors dude. All I'm thinking about is eating those fucking gummies. I need four of them right now. Do you want teeth? Yes, yes, yes. Or did you take the only fake teeth? Is that what you're about to tell me? And I am yet to receive the four gummies previously requested, took the only teeth. Oh, are these the teeth? Let me shove them up my ass. Oh God. You went all four at once? Yeah, that's so good.