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Here's the opening act of Lucky partners starring Don Amici as David and Lucille Ball as Jean. We're about to relate a pre-war fable. It involves a whistling artist a girl who had to deliver some books and the street in Greenwich Village. The whistling artist was a complete stranger to the girl who had to deliver some books but that didn't bother him in the least. And one morning as he passed her on the street in Greenwich Village he stopped whistling long enough to remark. Good luck. Whereupon the girl with the books being as curious as she was attractive spun around and asked a perfectly natural question what did you say. I wish you good luck. Well why. No special reason. I see. Well thank you. Oh you're welcome. Well that's how they met. And now an hour later the girl rushes back to the bookstore where she works but this time she has a different package under her arm. Yes and look look this dress did you ever see anything so beautiful. It's gorgeous. Where did you get it. Well after I left here to deliver the book to Mrs. Adams I passed a man. He was whistling and as I was in good looking I didn't notice anyway. What do you mean you didn't notice. A man whistles at you gives you a perfectly dazzling dress. Oh he didn't give it to me. He didn't give it to you. I just passed him. Oh you make me furious. You remember I left here to deliver some book. Yes you're perfectly good. Well when I was delivering them a girl walked out she was mad as a hornet. Oh the man's girl she had nothing to do with the man or the girl that Mrs. Adams house her daughter she's leaving her husband she was throwing away her clothes or something and she gave me this dress because it reminded her of her husband now do you understand just relaxed here perhaps it'll all come back to you later. Incidentally Freddie just phone look and Lucy across the street. There he is now the man I was telling you about. Oh Mrs. Adams daughter's husband the man who wished me good luck and don't you see I had good luck I've got the stress Oh here hold the dress I got my idea where are you going the man I got to see it when Harry back said he said in 10 minutes. I'd I'd like to make you a proposition but a business proposition. Could I meet you in say an hour at Nick and Nick where Nick and Nick. Who's Nick and Nick's the barn grill around the corner they own it two brothers. You must be new around here yes yes I am my name is Grant David Grant Oh I'm Jean Newton I work right across the street there my aunt shop the book nook you're sure I won't be putting you out Oh no no not a bit I work here to you see the sign there on the second floor window Oh that's you portraits one dollar caricatures like this guarantee well I'll see you later goodbye Mr. Grant bye well yeah I don't know when you find me it always opens I walked in what do you want look I'm not just your lawyer I'm your friend I want to talk to you I'm gonna come back said it of course I do caricatures at a dollar or throw you and this place why it's beach combing look I can understand your feeling bitter you think of yourself as a jailbird I don't think I feel bitter anyway let's forget it besides I got a date in a little while can I have ten minutes all right so give me one good reason why you won't come back to Chicago whole I can give you a dozen but don't you understand what happened happened three years ago you're a famous artist you can't let that hello Nick I want to buy a sweet steak ticket well yesterday you said you was off and then well yesterday I was off and so now she's on them we're supposed to sell the tickets not touch people off of them you're lucky only one left here's the ticket make right down the name what is the name the plumb lady um um two strangers uh-uh me and him got that Nick and Nick well how about two pigeons okay two pigeons oh well I guess we better sit down someplace show the pigeons to a table Nick okay Nick this way nice and private I hope you don't think this is too silly but I'm playing a hunch and it has to do with you you see it all began this morning when you wish me good luck while I ran smack into some good luck right away and suddenly I began to feel lucky you know very good well all I want is for you to share a sweepstake ticket with me sweepstake take it you want to win some money well sure what do you want money for I plan to get married oh to a fortune hunter he's nothing of the kind well then why doesn't he take his yard wait marry me tomorrow if I wanted him to what business is it of yours anyway I'm sorry you were saying that if we win you get married yes and then what then we leave for Bikipsi Freddie and me honeymoon in Bikipsi we're going to live there but what about your honeymoon well I don't have to come later oh no no that can't come later why well that's terrible I can't possibly be a party to a scheme like that and besides what sort of a man in these days demands a dowry is he a foreigner of course he isn't he wants the money he doesn't want the money I do oh oh I see tidy reserve in the event married life doesn't go so well is that it no oh well what is this jerk I mean your fiance has he has he got a job he's an insurance engineer he's a what well he sells insurance look do you or don't you want to buy the other half of my ticket well I'm debating it money breeds everything that spoils the nice things in life meanness and hatred okay goodbye on the other hand if I could accomplish something worthwhile with my share the fortune well what's to stop you only you me that's right I'll buy half the ticket if you let me apply my winnings toward a proper and complete honeymoon before you settle down in Bikipsi I couldn't let you pay for my honeymoon it'd be a very great pleasure honey moons are one of the things in life I still regard very highly well well if you insist I think maybe I could convince Freddie it's a deal well that's wonderful we get some champagne and drink at toast to what I confidently expect will be the most wonderful experience in my life our honeymoon Justin and did you say our honeymoon that's right would you mind waiting here for a moment not at all you'd be back you bet I'll be back what's the matter with the other pigeon well nothing she's pretty mad I heard what you said I bet she's getting a boyfriend he's an awful big guy mr. I must you weigh oh 160 feel him Nick looks pretty flabby yeah bloat no reach neither yeah better have a cab ready to take him home where do you live Jack just around the corner thanks a lot Freddie there hello would you mind repeating to my fiance what you said to me yeah chum what'd you say there are you scared he'll misunderstand to unless I'm a very poor judge of intellect but he will grasp it instantly tell it honey give the poor fellow a chance but he insulted me you just told me bought a sweepstake ticket with you yes and if we win he said I'd have to go on a trip or something oh what's the matter with that but he said with him Freddie before I marry you oh he did okay chum suppose we step outside in the alley but what on earth can we do in the alley that we can't do in here plenty chum outside now you wait here girly this isn't for your eyes I'll be right back stop it Nick please meet that football player murder me too it's been 10 minutes he'll kill Mr. Graham and they're what you wanted oh I just wanted him to sock him once you don't think I look this Friday he's back hi your chair it's the other guy too he's talking to Freddie yeah I'd laugh and do his hair ain't even master well I think it's a wonderful idea swell Freddie yeah honey didn't you oh of course not honey he explained the whole thing to me I think the first thing we should do miss Newton is make a list of all the things we want to do an our trip there he said it again just now oh now honey you misunderstand him completely Dave's a very eccentric type of champ here's a lot of peculiar principles peculiar all Dave wants is to make people happy and you dare suggest that I do this go away with a perfect stranger if we win miss Newton but but I'm sure we will but you'll travel his brother and sister oh he's harmless just look at him brother and sister well naturally he was shocked when you jumped to the wrong conclusion I suppose you want me to apologize to him well that's quite all right you know Dave if it wasn't for my perky promotion I'd like to make the trip with you say if you win how much dough do you get $150,000 it just occurs to me Dave who's gonna hold the ticket would it be too much trouble if you did me I trust and do the right thing don't you miss Newton oh at all times here oh thanks baby goes right in the old wallet oh yeah 150,000 smackers that's your picture in the wallet Freddie oh yeah all American tackle oh you tell him honey we went to school together yeah I bet that was cozy well good luck again miss Newton and Freddie it's been a real pleasure oh it's mutual it's a very strange duck honey very strange and just what kind of a duck does that make you but what if he isn't at home you sure he lives here sure I'm sure and I'm still I still don't see why I had to come here because half the ticket's yours baby you gotta tell him that off well good evening my I haven't seen you too for some time about a 10 million tickets he's lucky enough to draw a horse and all he says is I haven't seen you too for some time what did you say they drew your horse yours and jeans that's the queue she's running in the derby that's the queue but the race isn't run until next week don't you understand Dave as long as the horse is gonna run why this little old ticket yours is worth dough already a lot of dough that's why we're here Nick and Nick said they can get us $12,000 yeah but I gotta catch a train to Poughkeepsie so I'll be very brief now do we take the 12,000 or do we risk it all and win in 150,000 now me I say players safe and take the 12 grand now and what do you say miss Newton well I share of 12,000 won't furnish quite the honeymoon I'd hope for what I'm sorry Freddie what what whoa you can't go through with any crazy scheme like that why not well it's impossible that's why it's well it's scandalous bound to be misunderstood well I'm afraid you have a deplorable lack of confidence in Miss Newton Freddie but I'll leave it all to her well now wait a minute Jean before you say another word what do you mean another word well it's just that I've changed my mind what oh not about you about the horse I say let's shoot the whole works let's take a chance not sell yo what do you say girly I have nothing to say Dave how about a Dave 150,000 or nothing oh by all means I I don't see how we can possibly lose what a character who knows but hey look at the time oh goodbye honey how about a big squeeze ah and don't worry goodbye good bye Freddie so long time I see you at the races well Mr. Newton look what kind of a man are you and what kind of a girl do you think I am well I think we both like to travel what gives you the remotest idea I'd go I'm a perfectly conventional person Mr. Grant and possibly the dullest you ever met please miss Newton won't you allow me to take that risk goodnight good night oh when the derby's run would you mind if I drop in at the book no I don't own a radio oh by all means and Lucy's dying to see you again she says you have an interesting fate oh wonderful woman at Lucy here was run today under ideal and before a record breaking wrong and you have to get ready Lucy and here are the results one song was the winner by two lengths from three seconds funny man there was written by Dr. Harry West and carried on turn it off and Lucy well at least we don't have to pose for newsreels oh come on cheer up and Lucy maybe it's just as well perhaps for you but you know something I'm sorry Jean missed the trip with you so there and look what I am we think you're a very attractive man aren't you even sorry well of course I have a funny I was so sure we went by answer between I'm in no condition darn that horse. Hello hello to hear the news hello Freddie yeah it's too bad what are you talking about about six thousand bucks I sold our sold it when right after I left you but we said we wouldn't sell oh you don't think I'd let my baby take a risk like that Freddie we went fifty fifty on the ticket and I see Nathan Nick and Nick the money's here in this envelope and half of it's yours well good old Freddie yes but wait a minute no no none of this is mine he sold your hat oh no it's fifty fifty of Freddie pencil oh did he really well when will we leave oh please serious I'm completely serious I can't possibly go away with you and I can't possibly accept this money here but it's yours you need it I know you must I did need it but only for one purpose what for our trip an artistic experiment that people would confuse with something improper or whatever it is you'd think they do you can't ignore people no I found that out once before but I didn't think you were people well I'm not what what what did you mean when you said experiment I meant the experiment of taking someone who's going to settle down happily and prosaically in Poughkeepsie and giving a one little holiday on a quite impersonal plane of course and then seeing if it will last for the rest of her life impersonal huh that's right like a guide or a scientist making an experiment but it's such a crazy idea experiments are always crazy until they prove all right maybe I'm the one who's crazy now but okay make the experiment well that's good gene we were two pigeons now I'm a guinea pig Alice that this is wonderful is it will just make sure you understand now a strictly impersonal guinea pig Dona Michi and Lucille Ball will be back with Act 2 of Lucky Partners in just a moment when you get an especially interesting letter don't you like to share it with someone that depends on who it's from Mr. Kennedy well this one's for Mrs. Ruth Willette of Wolf Creek Kentucky she says Wolf Creek is a small town in the wild and at one time the dealers were out of luck so I struggled along with my laundry never satisfied with the appearance of the nicer garment when I began wear summer clothes I discovered they lacked the dating freshness I so appreciated before then one day I was able to get luck like again after washing my light dresses I noticed the decided difference between the appearance of the garment that had been lucked and the ones that I'd done with the other so please let me express my deep and sincere appreciation of luck flakes for making wash day easier for giving joy and satisfaction and wearing clothes that have distinctive freshness poison graciousness can only come when one is well-wound and to be well-wound clothing must be clean and color fresh that's one of the nicest letters we've ever received Sally and it all goes to prove that it misses will that puts it you never miss the water till the well runs dry if your deal has been out of luck sometimes keep trying he's getting lots more now Lux is worth waiting for you know Sally misses will that prove herself what actual washing tests showed with strong soap too hot water and rough handling pretty things get old and drab looking in almost no time but when the same kinds of things are washed with gentle lukewarm luck side that's a different story they stay bright and lovely up to three times longer and now Mr. DeMille returns to the microphone act two of lucky partners starring Don Amici as David and Lucille Ball as Jean Miss Jean Newton having faced the most complexing problem of her life has made her most drastic decision she's become a guinea pig the following day finds her in David Grant's newly purchased car speeding away from the security of Aunt Lucy's book nook the aspects of this purely impersonal experiment chill her righteous bones but she's resolved to see it through and seeing it through she realizes involves such things as polite conversation on a day like this it's nice being a guinea pig well that's good tell me how do you like your car my car yes I don't believe in possession so I bought it in your name well thanks I wish I could understand you you know I think you're running away from something well maybe maybe I'm running away from the same things you're headed for security respectability I have them once what happened I'm sorry with this experiment rules out anything in my past and anything in your future with time only to enjoy the poetic present well I don't want to seem unpoetic but could we stop at a Western Union somewhere we're certain I think I'd like to send a wire to Aunt Lucy and I guess pretty too all by all means oh I'm glad you're not angry why on earth should I be angry well I know that everything's all right and purely impersonal but you must admit it may be a little difficult for Freddie to understand yes yes that's true so I'll just let him know that the scenery is lovely and I'm having a good time and that'll show him that everything's all right won't it I think it's a splendid idea the wire and everywhere we stop well maybe not everywhere where are we stopping first Niagara Falls welcome to Niagara Falls and may I express the hope you'll have a very happy happy time here well you may indeed I'm David Grant I wired from the office quite so rooms for self and sister not necessarily adjoining that's right oh front please front yes sir miss grant 355 mr. Grant 526 the elevator this way here boy you go on ahead with the bags my sister and I'll be up later why later because I recommend something to eat oh thanks I'm really not hungry no drink David I'm awfully tired honestly oh but it's so early okay run along I'll see you in the morning thanks again good night sister good night oh brother oh having a bite to eat I see yes I am won't you sit down oh no indeedy I just wanted you to know that I sent the roses to miss Graham oh a beautiful bowl sir beautiful oh mr. Grant about the rooms the rooms I feel just awful about those rooms I gave you but adjoining rooms are now available and if you care to move tonight why I think that miss my sister is already retired besides we're completely satisfied thank you oh well perhaps tomorrow oh perhaps yes sir oh well company I see oh hello please sit down would you like some ham and eggs well I waiter yes a double my order please and some coffee now yes I just want to thank you for the flowers I mean that's why I came down to thank you are you very welcome people just wouldn't believe this would they believe what are being together like this I mean they think it wasn't like this frankly I didn't quite visualize it like this either I mean if this is so pleasant now are you thinking about something yes a secret no no Freddie Freddie yeah why well after all we do all the Freddie don't we G yes David what happens after after what the trip oh well I take you home you get no no I mean what's going to happen to you oh well I don't exactly know something will turn up though he does miss Grant yes I feel so much better mr. Grant well you do well I'm certainly glad to hear that I took the liberty I changed you and miss Grant to adjoining rooms what the bags of mood you've done the hotel a great favor well as long as it's a favor oh yeah I'm sure the management will appreciate it well I want the management to feel free to call upon us at any time by all means what am I saying these are new rooms I guess yes you take this one and I'll take that one here's your key thanks good night oh the room you better see if you like it first oh it's fine fine oh but let's see okay beautiful well look it's pretty very nice very nice well one of you two better start lion that's what are you doing here I followed you here that's what just what do you mean coming on a trip like this with him what do you mean what do I mean I mean you're coming home to marry me like we agreed you agreed that I take this trip first remember I can testify to that you shut up you think you could take my girl and what nevermind maybe you too would rather talk it over alone I'll go to my room I used to think he was just crazy now I don't trust him that means you don't trust me either well why should I now that I know he isn't crazy I think you'd better leave yeah okay if that's the way you feel about it okay only don't be surprised if I don't appear to be waiting when you come back yes I'll go but I warn you it may be for good maybe oh I just can't understand you I I just can't David I'm sorry about Freddie oh now don't blame Freddie try looking at it from his point of view well anyway he's gone I don't envy him traveling online it'll teach you not to be so suspicious well tonight oh what a lovely fireplace I love fireplaces and bedrooms don't you well haven't haven't you won't I didn't notice uh-huh well we'll change rooms oh no I didn't mean that good night good night oh yes indeedy alone yeah signed here please okay call me at two o'clock p.m. a.m. a.m. yes sir and don't forget oh is that the right time yes sir just 11 o'clock hello oh no yes lovely uh-huh did you arrange that to like a soft shadow can you really yeah I wouldn't avoid love too I called the terrace Mr. Grant your tables waiting the new rooms are satisfactory I trust all the perfect but my sister should have the one with the fireplace can you switch them oh it'll make me very happy oh don't put them to all that trouble but we're making you happy come on let's find it music having a good time well nobody knows who we are what we're doing here I'm not so sure about the two tables down that elderly couple you know them I've never seen them before in my life it's funny they've been sort of smiling at us since we've been here they're nodding at me they're getting up are you sure you don't know I hope we are not in shooting oh well no not a bit but there's something we'd like to know are you superstitious and do you believe in luck yes we do don't we David well we've been very lucky then would you come out with us out just across the terrace and into the garden it's very nice really there's something we'd like to show you perhaps share with you Jane well why not you think we'll add those don't you but we're really not just old and happy show them the way this is it this is the threshold threshold what whatever you want on the other side of course my see it's a bridge over this little stream now you pick her up and carry her across the bridge that's fine aren't you coming oh no we crossed it a long time ago well come on David okay of course fine I said fine fine now you carry her across the bridge and over here is the wishing well yes 50 years ago tonight we stood right here and wish that our marriage might last forever you do understand don't you it's just that you two look so happy and shining when we saw you inside that we wanted you to have our good night good night Jean yes I apologize for kissing you I promised it would be strictly in person either we must go back to being as we were or else we can't go on with a strip but why because that's how it was going to be remember now let's get inside and dance would you mind very much if we don't it's nearly 1230 I think good night David we can shake hands can't we quite impersonate why of course aren't you coming in too oh later I think don't forget you'll have the room of the fireplace here's the key I'll leave yours thank you oh what time do we leave in the morning would 9 be too early 9 of these well thank you oh 2 o'clock thanks it's your fee I'll say that's who it is I'll give you 10 seconds or I'll bust it in one Mississippi to Mississippi three Mississippi for Mississippi what are you doing here what are you doing here this is my room now oh sure sure we changed rooms oh was the other one haunted now look I don't like you following me spying on me it's disgusting where is that guy where is he I haven't inquired he's probably next door get packed I'm taking you home you are what kind of a sap you think I am but before we leave I'm gonna tear that wolf to pieces I'll murder him is this his room that's all I want to know all right come on Grant be a man and open this door Grant open up all right I'll go in after you ready put down that fire ax that ain't for him that's for the door on him I use just my natural right there all right Grant one of your dukes hey where is he oh skipped huh he probably went for a walk maybe I took his baggage for exercise wouldn't be surprised if he stuck you for the bill hello hello give me the desk hello what's happened to mr. Grant mr. David Wolf Grant uh-huh checked out huh did he pay his bill oh he did give me that phone where did he go this is miss Newton I need miss Grant oh he did and took the car oh well you send it up right away please thank you send water he left me a note well that's very thoughtful of him always a gentleman even when he takes the car and ditches you you still want to drive me back to New York you got a date with him there no I haven't got a date with him there okay then I'll wait for you in the lobby I didn't realize I was going so fair yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah driver's license yes here is your car well not exactly well who's exactly is it well it belongs to miss Newton she know you got it well in the sense no that's the sense I'm interested in where is she well at this moment she's at the arrogant hotel Niagara Falls but she's asleep on I'd rather you didn't disturb I think maybe she wouldn't mind oh I forgot she isn't registered there's miss Newton oh as a matter of fact she's registered as miss Grant my sister why well that's rather a long story okay it'll keep oh thank you you can tell it to me in the morning to me and the judge I'm arrested you mean you're putting me in jail mm-hmm but first you're gonna find me that day move over yes sir and get going yes sir and in case you're interested officer yeah I'm very unhappy very this is CBS the Columbia broadcasting system in a few minutes our stars Donna Michi and Lucille Ball will return in act three of lucky partners now your producer mr. Cecil B. DeMille ladies and gentlemen a high honor is to be awarded this evening to the employees of Leverbrothers company our sponsors an honor which climaxes one of the most encouraging stories I've ever heard 3,000 miles away in a New York studio is the distinguished president of the National Safety Council Colonel John still well come in Colonel still well where does your story start Colonel still well how long did it take the National Safety Council to change that picture 300,000 well that's that's three quarters of our total American war casualties that's a happy fact Colonel but how do you account for it such a saving of life and live is really a very worthy accomplishment Colonel still well on behalf of the president of Leverbrothers company mr. Francis a count way and on behalf of all the men and women who comprise the Leverbrothers family of workers it's my privilege to thank you for this very fine award and we thank you Colonel still well for being with us tonight now back to our story but first let me invite you backstage after the play for a chat with our stars the person rising now on act three of lucky partners starring Donna Michi as David and Lucille Ball as Jean about 50 miles from Niagara Falls is a town called Pokemon and in Pokemon police court suspected of stealing an automobile David now faces the judge but David is not alone the law likes witnesses and Jean and Freddie have been forced to oblige well now let's see who you all are you what's your name Frederick Victor Harper the third in short your honor well well know these people do you oh yes young ladies my fiance I am not well well seems to be a little confusion remember now under oath on the road what's your name young lady Jean Newton alias Jean Grant no your honor that is yes your honor owner of the allegedly stolen conveyance oh no yes your honor yes and no way we'll see we'll see that's what we're here for and you are mr. David Grant that right well no says so here says you are but we're under oath judge I am not David Grant then who are you all night summer set all night summer set what you say who who all night summer set summer set well well court's adjourn gotta figure this out lock them up all night summer set thanks a lot for coming one so it appears you've set the world on fire again yeah you should see this town discovering you as the biggest thing that's hit it in 50 years you're all over the New York newspaper too and Jean won't talk to me the Pokemon Chamber of Commerce has just made you an honorary member hotel is jammed business booming can they make anything out of course not we're going to be in court tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock at five minutes after 10 I guarantee to have the case dismissed thanks for waiting in this handy room Paul they'll be ready for us any minute jean how do you do hi you Dave I mean Paul hello Freddie I just want to tell you again no hard feelings thanks boy what a mob in there well a lot of contacts I'm gonna make jean I wish I could make you understand I'd rather you didn't try David on our day but jean Paul now why don't you break down he's a celebrity you can't expect me please I tell you Paulie you just can't figure women can you this is my attorney Mr. Wendell how do you do I wish you'd let him represent you it's a very simple matter really miss Newton I don't need an attorney I've done nothing that I can't explain myself we're ready come on yeah they can't begin without us Wendell wait a minute yes thanks for everything but I just decided I don't need a lawyer either what run along with love let you know how I make Paul yeah now now now now now no liberty court of law you know more witnesses I hear more confused I get now where's the girls and me your honor come here when did you first meet Mr. Somerset a day or two after he whistled at her and gave her the dress oh and Lucy sure just now sure sure he gave her a dress when what a dress cost at least two hundred dollars silver beads in my mind and how did your niece explain such an expensive present oh she didn't she denied he gave it to her now about this trip where did he get the money for it you know oh that's easy my niece gave it to him dear dear step down next witness hotel clerk where's the hotel clerk right here your honor remember this telegram hmm oh indeedy please reserve two rooms not necessarily adjoining what did that mean to you come come come by your honor that means that they must join yeah yeah shush shush now shush shush shush court of law you know that's better Mr. Harper Mr. Harper are you or are you not engaged to miss Newton well I was engaged to your honor and I think I may say have every confidence I shall be again were you engaged when she went off on that trip oh yes sir you were proved well maybe not at the time but I realize now I was unduly suspicious and narrow-minded oh well I found out who Mr. grad really was I mean a celebrated celebrity and well you know I never heard tell that celebrities were anymore to be trusted with a pretty girl than anyone else well this ain't bottom-and-mine bread Miss Newton please right here Miss Newton now just remember we're here to protect you thank you your honor pray don't mention it now how did this all start this trip and everything I was talked into a judge first by Mr. Harper and then by Mr. Somerset I thought Mr. Harper was again the idea oh he was the Mr. Somerset talked him into it too good talker her oh yeah and I was to be a guinea pig or something a what judge do I have to go into all of this oh my yes well I warn you it's going to sound kind of crazy it was crazy I was crazy to fall for it too it was supposed to be a friendly little trip as brother and sister oh please your honor I can't make it sound like he did it was it was sort of a well oh you know what I mean did he keep on being just brotherly well not entirely judge overstep the mark a kissy I suppose just once and then little later he drove away in the automobile thank you miss Newton that's all thank you your honor pray don't mention it your honor yes as my own counsel may I cross examine the witness go ahead thank you miss Newton is it a fact that since he left you at Niagara Falls my client has made repeated attempts to see you who's your client I'm my client and you refuse to give him a chance to explain well your honor would you be kind enough to tell the witness to answer got to answer him young lady but don't be scared we're here to protect you thank you pray don't mention it I was saying you refuse to listen to my client yes did he leave a note for you at Niagara Falls you know perfectly well you did eat you did have you got it with you I tore it up in little pieces oh miss Newton do you believe that my client was sincere in his feelings for you your honor he's only trying to make me talk to him now because I wouldn't talk to him outside is that right definitely sorry can't allow you to discuss your personal feeling but your honor if I can't explain my reason if miss Newton is interested in your reason she can ask you when you're on the stand well in that case no further questions but I have you're the painter huh Paul night's summer set I was what are you now oh not much of anything just a little parade well it's a little harsh perhaps depends on how you look at it yes yes did you accept $3,000 from miss Newton yes persuaded her to go on a trip with you and then made love to I kissed her once I don't care about statistics answer my questions yes your honor then you deserted her and made off with her automobile exactly well you can take long to get that cleared up your time now miss Newton well I I just like to say that he bought the car with his own money so I guess he had the right to take it back that's for the court to decide anything else no thank you your honor pray don't mention it your honor being my own counsel am I entitled to ask myself a few questions oh yes yes thank you mr. Somerset when you asked miss Newton to go on this trip were you in love with her well I didn't think so at the time but now I know that I was your honor I object personal feeling objection sustained go on mr. Somerset tell me what's the summer set when did you fall in love with miss Newton well I think it must have been when she said she had a proposition one more word you'll be in contempt of court pray don't mention it your honor I'm finished oh no no I'm not Somerset do you think that a man with your record had any right to make love to her I do not that's why I ran away and I'm extremely sorry I warned you Somerset I hear about George may I ask him a question go right ahead miss Newton mr. Somerset do you mean to suggest that it was because you had once been in jail that you walked out on me I mean on my client but it was partly that and what else was it oh my whole mode of life well that's the silliest thing I ever heard exactly what's the matter with your mode of life nothing from my point of view but a great deal from everyone else I've been described as a beachcomber screwball even as a loafer you used to be described as one of the best painters in the country but you haven't really painted in three years why your honor I object come answer the little lady well because of some paintings I published them in a book what kind of painting the kindest thing said about them was that they were documentary in nature I painted some of our better known citizens and institutions in such a manner that I was sued for libel you lost the case oh decidedly I was fine heavily well couldn't you pay the fine yes but I went to jail instead a matter of principle is it true that since then this book of your paintings has become practically a classic so they tell me then it was just bitterness and resentment at the injustice of the decision that made you stop painting and that keeps you loping and making caricatures now yes or no yes and you're in no way ashamed of yourself in your attitude no well in case you're interested I am thoroughly ashamed of you that's all thank you your honor step down Mr. Somerset well it appears we have not one but three defendants charged with various offenses I'll take Mr. Harper first oh yes your honor I'm right here any man who would let Miss Newton go off with another man is a dope I can't find you for being a dope but for destroying one hotel door with a fire axe the penalty of $25 now go sit down and think about it now for Miss Newton well your honor Miss Newton seems to be a much wrong little lady a little too trust them perhaps but otherwise in no way to blame obviously there is no case against Miss Newton you can sit down to as for Paul Knight Somerset I'm not too happy with his record and it seems to me he's gone out of his way to confuse this court to begin with honor you can't say things like that about him I was merely about to repeat the same things you said well I can say him but you can't you all Mr. Somerset an apology young lady I've granted you a great deal of freedom in this court you do you owe him an apology in the name of the whole bench it was terrible what they did to him just because some stupid judge couldn't tell the difference between works of art and I'm getting pretty mad Miss Newton but artists aren't like ordinary people they're sensitive so sensitive that if you hurt them even the littlest bit they run in a corner and you can't get anything out of them they won't paint they let their feelings run away with them and then they run away from their feelings and they don't know what it means to the girl they've made fall in love with them and you're to blame because you stand for the law and you certainly ought to apologize to Mr. Somerset in the name of the law and now you can put me in jail for contempt of court if you want to because I'm finished well yeah Mr. Somerset yes did I understand you to say you were in love with Miss Newton I remember you're still under old in that case yes your honor Miss Newton in the course of that barrage you just leveled at me did I hear you say that you were in love with Mr. Somerset well I guess I did let it slip your honor well I don't know what there's left for me to say you can apologize to him Somerset she seems to think it would make you feel better and persuade you to start a new and useful life again so here goes I know the judge who sentenced you went to school with him personally I think he's pixelated I'm very happy to apologize now get out of here all of you I'm going fishing you are now leaving Pokemon Township David you sure this is the right road to New York oh sure and I think it's very nice of you to let me drive you back if we were going the other way the road would go to Niagara Falls that's right you know I just thought of a wonderful experiment nothing impersonal I hope purely unscientific how does it work well you take a little gold ring and funny little judge in Pokemon says some magic words and bang what happened in 50 years I'll give you an exact answer David turn the car around Jean this is the road to Niagara Falls stars return to the church in calls let's drop in on the family next door and see what's going on my nice clean blanket just because I hang my blanket over two lines to dry doesn't make it a house for you to play in yes dear I see but I just luck that blanket and I don't want it to get all dirty again it smells nice mommy yes it's all fresh and clean for us to use when the weather gets cold it's soft it is soft honey and clean and fluffy so let's keep it that way how about those lightweight blankets you've been using all summer are they clean and ready to put away or the ones junior brought home from summer camp warm breezy days are ideal blanket washing weather here's how to do them make extra rich lukewarm suds with my luck flakes squeeze them through the blanket never rub or wring or twist what about women who have washing machine they're lucky be sure to use enough water to float the blanket and run the machine only three minutes then rinse thoroughly and lukewarm water and hang it in the shade to dry what's this about hanging it over two lines hang a blanket over parallel lines helps keep it from sagging at the edges with gentle luck's care your blankets will stay soft fluffy and unshrunken a long long time now here's Mr. DeMille with our stars Don Amici and Lucille Ball were lucky partners in tonight's play and after hearing these fine performances I I think we've had a bit of luck too thank you CB it's the first time that I've acted before two producers you knew that Don was forming his own picture company so I've heard what are you going to make for your first picture Don well nothing's finally settled but there's a great idea turning over my mind as they got room to turn an idea for for a picture done the story of Dr. Wassil the story of Dr. Waffle I don't wonder you're impressed great idea but Don hasn't it been done before oh no no and even if it had I mean a big production technicolor and big names somebody like Gary Cooper maybe all the rain day yeah that's the idea maybe I could help on it Don oh no no CB not that I don't think you're a great producer but Dr. Waffle that that'd be over your head to put it boldly you know Don I think you're going to go places and pictures go places look where he just went and see me when I finish Dr. Waffle I'm going to give it to you for the Lux Radio theory well thank you Don thank you but we've already counted on producing Dr. Waffle here for next Monday night no no for next Monday night we have another exciting place as full of warmth and action as the heartbeat of America it's the 20th century Fox hit home in Indiana and we can promise you a four-star performance with Walter Brennan Charlotte Greenwood June Haver and Jean Kane all in their original screen rose sounds good enough for Don to make a picture of CB good night good night you brought a lot of pleasure to a lot of homes tonight our sponsor the makers of Lux Flakes join me in inviting you to be with us again next Monday night when the Lux Radio theater presents Walter Brennan Charlotte Greenwood June Haver and Jean Kane train in home in Indiana this is Cecilia Mell saying good night to you from Hollywood now a brief reminder from Uncle Sam to save those waste fats and greases from your kitchen they're more urgently needed now than ever for medical supplies to save American lives and for explosives to help win the victory sooner rush your waste fats and greases to your butcher and he'll give you two meat points plus four cents for each pound next month October 16th the Lux Radio theater celebrates its 10th anniversary on the air we'd like you to share in this celebration by helping us select the play and stars you'd like most to hear send your suggestions on a postcard to CB DeMille post office box nine Hollywood 28 California or use the ballot which your Lux toilet soap dealer will be glad to give you lucky partners was presented through the courtesy of RKO producers of bride by mistake Donna Michi can currently be seen in the 20th century Fox production Greenwich Village Lucille Ball appeared through the courtesy of Metro Golden Mayor producers of the Technicolor picture kids met heard in tonight's play were Carlton Caddell is Freddie Harry Tyler is the judge and Verna Felton Noreen Gamil Charles Seal Eddie Maher Arthur Q. 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