 Sun's just come out. Here we are. We're uh myself and myself. His self. Himself. Shimself. Top shelf. Top shelf. Shimself. Here we go. We're out. We're in Yorkshire. I'm out with von Diddles. The sun is blazing. It's absolutely glorious. A glorious second half of the day and we're going to go in there. It's been pissing down for the last couple of days so the water is running very fast and it's very brown but we're going to see if we can't pull out some crayfish. And here he is look. There you are. Right let's uh we haven't got wetsuits or anything either so let's just get let's get into duds and uh go and have a goose. Look at this for a get-up look. I've got belt on. I've got my ankle. I've got ankle wets on. Looks like you're going comic-con. Looks like I'm going to comic-con dressed as like me. Homeless footballer. We're both a bit homeless footballer aren't we? A little bit. We're airing that except for I'm freshly homeless. Yeah well you're more injury prone. I'm an injury prone. I'm just out on injury. Yeah long term. Yeah but you know you don't play for years. I mean my best days were barely. You didn't have any best days and they're behind you. How then mate I just wanted to interject here with a little bit of a safety warning for anyone who's thinking about trying this please air on the side of caution. I spent far too long in this cold water mate and when I got out I looked like a smurf mate. I looked like Papa smurf that if you're eating Papa smurf that had eaten too many blue ice pops and I was shaking like a cacking dog and so just just be careful air on the side of caution as I say mate and just have fun but have safe fun. It's very important to not take this stuff for granted because it is quite dangerous. Alright take care. See you in a bit. You're looking blue now. That was mad. Maybe stayed in a little bit too long. Body started to shut down a little bit but on the plus side got a nice little haul of American signal crayfish that we can cook up somewhere which we'll go find somewhere now to to get bushbot rives. Oh his sun's come out at the perfect time. Glorious. Right let's go find some woodland or find somewhere interesting to get a little fire going. Right so what I'm using here is just a little bit of fat wood. This is going to be good too if it's uh of late. Well I've got this fat wood stick which was one of the ones that was kindly gifted to me from the lovely people at Nordic Outdoors. Look at this look a lot of finer stuff. Going in with Tubby Tom's death dust. Tubby Tom's. Tubby Tom mate yeah. So George is just putting some salt in there. Nice bit of salt and then do you want a smell? Yeah maybe. Nice happy. Right Tubby Tom's going in. That's a lot. That's a lot of Tubby Tom's it's got it's got some mad in it as well. Carolina Reaper. It's a herphant's earth. Let's have a whirl. A whirl. Hey look at us it looks like we've. Yeah you copied off me. I haven't copied off you this is this is a Berghaus one that I've had for about four years but I've just bought it out now we're locked down we look quite good mate don't we from a distance. Yeah I look like I've had a haircut for all I've really done is put my hair back. Yeah I'm rocking air band and he's rocking some sort of bungee but whatever it is used condom or something to hold his hair back and we've done these crayfish mate but we've done them in Tubby Tom's hot Carolina Reaper powder so we're going to get stuck into these and we're going to answer some patreon questions whilst we do so we're just out for the day together in our little socially distancing day out I know this doesn't look like we're socially distancing but it's a fish eye lens we're actually further away from each of them you think here we go Jake's journey decent lad I'll watch it later right good that's too hazy pot right okay question right here we go this is from Welsh Karl say hello to Welsh Karl all right Welsh Karl where you're from what's what's your name and where'd you come from look at that for a size of a tail look a lot of meat on that spicy isn't it yeah nice that's a huge claw mate that was delicious I've just finished Foxy's podcast Foxy's um audio book yeah when he says red what he really means is I've been over this with someone read it people who know me and care about me know that I don't have the attention span to read books you can't say red then oh I can because it goes in it goes in when I listen to an audio book it goes in more maybe didn't read it some people are visual like you listen to it I listen to it yeah I tell you what that spice mix has made them well nice aren't it very good yes that is a game changer it's a game changer yeah because they're not the most flavoursome of things no but they're they're decent though but they've got a nice little pepper pepper she's a lot nicer than the last time you pulled some out of there that's because I put a lot of love into them for anyone who's what anyone who's just listening to the audio version of this you won't get to see me um going freezing I nearly went hypothermic didn't I big time I did try to tell you but there's no point in trying to tell you when you're in the zone you're in the underwater world well there's one I wasn't so I can't reach him I can't reach him when he's down there I went no point in trying to get him when he comes back in yeah and it was good the gas man proud to be a new dunk junker in town consumed all your content multiple times so here's a beer on me thanks mate the least I can do do you and thistle tits have any I love everyone's little names for you thistle tits do you and thistle tits have any special camp of epic proportions planned for when lockdown is lifted will you be packing the dj hip flask for the camp it's been a while since we've seen it in action all the best lots of love yeah it's my granddad's hip flask that it was made like a little cricket bat that you got when he retired and that I've been slurping whiskey out of something tragic happened with that mate something tragic happened with it and it's upsetting I'm honest but it's no longer with us you melted it down I melted it down into catapult ammo and shot a bottle glass bottle with it it left it in woods missed as well missed it with it yeah um yeah I broke up my girlfriend and moved out of my house and uh it got lost in the move got done in I must have got taken to charity shop sir oh somebody ah some lucky punter's gonna end up with that in charity shop it's a good little find that but it breaks me out to think about it so I'll move on quickly do we have any big camps planned for the end of lockdown we've got some up planned for the end of the month my son the end of this month so maybe two weeks time yeah we've got a big thing planned uh I won't say what but it's going to be a good two night epic adventure planned for in two weeks and I know lockdown is probably over in it by then oh yeah plus we've got permission to camp in some woodlands sir we're all good we're all good look at that there's just a mountain of shells next to Joe there and that's good to see I tucked in you did tuck in mate that's good to see free food free food that was good as well right pretty protein it's very good the spice mix was the game changer yeah probably the salt worked as well yeah yeah but makes a difference doesn't it massive difference is that like to sit around a pot full of them and just crack out you know fire you can imagine just a little bit of butter and you'd be like that's great do you know I mean there's another one addition would you that would you a bit of butter in there I mean butter makes everything better doesn't it exactly to be honest with it I feel like I'm looking around I feel like you've been for a horse chestnut yeah I taught you that you little pervert I feel like I've been I've been rummaging around in Ursula's underpants you know what I mean is that a little mermaid no it's a little mermaid's his gran or whatever it is all right I wouldn't I wouldn't wrestle around it little mermaid's underpants is she too little too little Ursula it's big big unit I've no I don't think I've ever seen it I'll be honest with you he's never lived never lived what does joey d teach life skills no I teach art and design art and design art and design would you believe so we're a couple of creatives it's all about creative him creative through his work me creative through my love making and philanthropy also in my work to a lesser extent I also teach haze how to be just an all-round better person yeah so that's been that's been a long hard slog but it's worked because look at that look at that it's all these it's getting better if you're not a better person couldn't you do couldn't have got them could he could he's poor morsels we'll have to have them before end of day yeah this little day trip that we're on oh don't tell me that's the end of the questions you'll just look at you are ready to get away look at us we're like we're in a boyband or something there's some here for everyone you know like in a boyband when there's something for everyone well I can be more than one as well because I take my hair down I'm something else you know I mean I'm nearly at that stage where I can just hair down yeah but it'll look good when you do dunking junking wouldn't you be able to timid hey yeah and I get rid of these tits as well before I do that yeah um is that it odd on that was good is all right well is that enough well I don't know you've got more um I just wanted to just like just say a few people's names but I can't find them you just want to say some names yeah shout out all right Jeff Daniel Debbie McGee Pat Butcher annihilated them scene of some sort of B movie in it like close up yeah they look like some sort of alien from somewhere um but they were delicious shout out toby tom for the spice mix that is going to stay in my bushcraft kit until it's gone because it's the perfect thing just to chuck on foraged goods it got the thumbs up from from this lad didn't it it was really delicious yeah really delicious um I'll put a link to toby tom's I'm not sponsored or out but I'll put a link below because I think he's an independent dude and he didn't use any crap it's all natural gear that he puts in it and he does it all himself so shout out put his link below delicious absolutely delicious we're going to go we're going to pack all this up and then we're going to get ourselves off to find somewhere just to dunk us the junk us wash away all the smoke wash away all this let's get this two decent little thing up for you you scruffy buggers putting in some uh putting in some miles on bare feet there's part of my bare foot my barefoot training um I started wearing barefoot trainers and just walking as walking barefoot as much as I can of late for an up and coming project that I may or may not succeeding whoo let's go for a splash get it lad the boys are back in town just a couple of long head lads look at that actually look look look get it ideal it's fun and that I didn't like full dunk we've just had there so good and it's so good being in such such powerful water I know it's uh you have to keep your wits about you but there's a lot to be said for the like feeling the power of it's invigorating isn't it you take a bit of the yeah a bit of the power we are we're right hippies man okay got to enjoy these up barefoot challenge look hippies mate what are you gonna do right battery's gonna go one and done it's been a mint day we didn't manage to go full on camping but we've had this is just as good isn't it it's been lovely man it's been lovely cray fishing suns come out for us wild swimming a bit of cooking in woods not done loads of filming but it's just been just mint hanging out again and just getting back out hippie style barefoot hiking right or of wire thanks for watching say goodbye to him joseph because they do love you he said bye with his feet take care see you later folks