 Oh, fuck, man. Shit. Oh, god damn it. No. It's all so awful. Yes, but. Shut up. I'm excited for the final episode of Disney Plus's The Mandalorian. I am. I just don't have the energy to express it. Happy Halloween, fuck. Pretty. Merry Cremobulus, Michael. Merry Cremus. Happy Zombie Jesus Day, champ. Welcome to the Mandalorian. Jingle bells. Woo. Jingle your bells. May your chestnuts forever be roasting. Okay, and that? Liquid balls. Remember in episode seven, when they are in their 16-wheeled nitroglycerin transportation truck? Yeah. And they get to the bridge where all the stormtroopers are. And when the stormtroopers start saluting, it's all with their left hand. And then the next scene when they're all saluting, it's all with their right hand. Yeah, I remember that. What? Really? Yeah. And I was like, holy shit, we didn't pick up on this the first time. I didn't even notice this the first time. How they swap hand, which hand they salute with. Other than that, for sure, was great. And if that wasn't in this, you'd be fine with it. Whoa, who's that? I knew it. Jay, what the fuck are you doing here? Yeah, well, not the door open. Shad's not here as well, I think. It's people going, whoa, Shad's not available. He's not on Christmas holidays. Jay is now Shad. I'm Shad. Why would Jay be here? Does Jay even watch the show? Jay's watched all of our coverage. Jay, tell the audience what you think of the show from what you've seen. I don't think it looks very good. What? Did you not tear up when you saw Boba Fett fire his gun? Remember Boba Fett? I do remember Boba Fett. I do remember Boba Fett. Fucking love that, that is so good. Boba Fett. Someone thought, where's like a really cool place on the body that doesn't really have weapons that often that we could be like, oh, look at him, the sci-fi man with his rockets on his knee. And so Jay, would you like to introduce a program you created? I'm calling it a program. Yeah, it's a program now. It's incredibly well detailed and it's going to help writers in future sort of discover like their potential. Let's put it that way. It's going to help them discover their inner Boba Fett. I thought basically the only reason he had knees on his rockets. They wanted original weapons to make him look, to make him stand out and look cool. But like the only way you make an original weapon is you do something that like never existed in the real world or history or any of that. And the reason it doesn't exist in the real world is generally because it's wildly impractical and there's no reason to do it. Well, no, it's usually just because we're not cool enough to have made it. Oh, yeah, you know, maybe like a lightsaber. There's no one in real life who could be cool enough to be. I think we have the technology to strap a rocket to someone's knee. I think a little sheet that creates new weapons for Boba Fett by combining a random weapon with a random body part. What do you want to do with the sheet? So everyone grab it up and then we all hit refresh at the same time and then snap a photo of what you've got and post it. All right, refreshing. No, I already know the jokes that are going to be made about my. So what we're doing now is we're going to compare weapons against each other. We, yeah, so for anyone who doesn't really quite understand what the fuck's happening right now, it'll randomize you three weapons and they give you a body part and a weapon. And what's going to happen is we try and reasonably assume who out of the five results will win with their incredible weaponry. So we've got all five metal versus rags. The best weapon rags has is the vagina lightsaber. But metal has the bicep planet destroying weapon. Light saber right up there. Bicep planet destroying weapon is pretty powerful. I feel like you might win already because of that destroy a planet. Well, the thing is, what if you're on the planet? What if you're on the planet together? You know, if you're locked in a room, you're not going to want to use that. And then what is the lower back air gun? I don't feel like that's going to be very good. That's basically your asshole. High lid whip. That's not going to be very good because rags is got blades, broadsword and a lightsaber. I can whip my eyelids so fast, dude. So lightsaber can cut through anything except best car. Yeah, except our eyelids. I guess we should have made it clear that where the fight was taking place, huh? Because if it's like you dropped in the universe and the two of you. How about in a random shit hole? The Geonosis Arena, where Obi-Wan is on a big thing. Well, either rags wins or metal destroys them both, I guess. It's draw, I would call it a draw. I love the fact that your weapons are just like so fucking bad, but you win anyway because metals are worse. Well, let's see if we can get any further with Fringy and Ira. I got armor, anti-aircraft gun, shoulder, claymore and forehead. Ion cannons is pretty good. That's pretty good. I have an eyebrow gun, tooth blaster and chest hair club. I like tooth plaster. The gun and the blast, yeah, they're going to be pretty. It's basically that versus the ion cannons. Well, well, an anti-aircraft gun is pretty impractical places. Yeah, in the forehead, you know, like, well, I guess if you blade forward and shoot it like your Cyclops, you know, like kissing the ion cannon built into you. Well, chest hair and a club. What if each chest hair had a club of its own? That would be like 10 billion. And then you spin. What if your power was to simply have your chest hair, but then like roll it up like with your hands and it became thick enough to where it would be like a club. That's probably it. Yeah, yeah, you grow it out a lot. I feel like the chest hair club has the most potential. I like the concealability of a vagina lightsaber. Chest hair club to me just sounds like a place you only get it if you have chest hair. Yeah, chest hair club. And again, what if you again, 20 blasters as soon as you smile? The destroyer. Yes. Yeah, I mean, if you fired, it would blow your head off, probably. Because I'd mentioned like, well, once you just shoot a shotgun or three blaster shots at once at a Jedi, they're fucking dead because of lightsabers and the nature of points and lines. So if you had all your teeth blasters and you shot of a Jedi, if everyone just like smiled and shot a Jedi with all the blazers then the Jedi would be able to block them all. What if they're like Jedi Neo and they hold all of them in the middle of the air? Oh my goodness. That's super powerful. Then you shouldn't be smiling. You should be frowning yelling in terror. Rags. You can't you can't defeat that with your vagina lightsaber. Yeah, I can. Sorry, my bad. Yeah, that's right. Well, I just flex on all of you. We all die. Molo, we have to take into account the fact that this fight you're you have the inconvenience of having an entire Claymore attached to your shoulder. So I have to stay away from free. Otherwise he'll detonate us both. I was thinking this is like the the giant sword Claymore, but I guess both interpretations of that. Oh, well, like I said, it's really whoever shoots the other one first. Quick. Say say me me. Okay, quick. All right, well, let's throw in Jaze. Let's see what you got the alright. So, Fringy, I'm going to take you on with my penis rapier. Probably not the greatest thing to have your penis subscribed. No. I don't want to have associated with it. The tooth missile launcher. That's some this is the whistling birds. You smile and then all of your teeth fly off. But then I guess after that, you're just like, yeah, but they should hopefully be dead at that point. I'm sure. And I think of everything. I've got the shoulder mounted ion cannons are probably like yeah, like real thing real thing. Yeah, yeah, the only real weapon this whole thing. How do we determine a winner? I mean, it's a draw. We're just picturing all five people in an arena just awkwardly falling over. The thing is that not only do we get these completely stupid weapons, we should also get like a year to train with them though. Rags. You will be the best vagina lightsaber wielder in the land. We've already given up on my heel twin blades. It could be useful like this thing. They're going to be walking pretty difficult, but if you actually like managed to kick someone, you've got them there. Batman and Robin have heel twin blades. They used to skate around on the ice. Smart. There you go. If we go to an ice planet, I can stay around and go get diamonds in this pike. I think we all attack each other and metal blows up the whole planet and then we're all like, oh my goodness. We rolled again because these ones are way funny at this time. Next door saver. Peter Siege engine and next door saver. I like I just like there's called Boba Fett weapon jet. Like this is totally something he uses, you know, because he's like, what's next for me? And it's like, oh, I got an armpit ballista and a taint flashbang. This one you gotta be careful with because it could hurt. You know, depending on application, but. No, I can't wait for my foreskin. Stop it. Can your foreskin build up like static electricity? Never happens to me. I assume so. Good old episode seven real well made real good. So these two images back to back. They look a little interesting. Don't you think the first one is is like, oh, that's going to hit, um, dude who's at the front with the laser. But then it's like, oh, it hits that guy in the back on almost his like his shoulders arm. Then you look at where they're positioned. It's like, how did that blastable sneak by? It's a weird perspective. Like I can my assumption is they filmed it and that guy was hit and he fell off the thing, but I don't think they quite nailed it, um, blocking wise. And I think there's a lot of aspects in terms of the lasers and post of how they animate lasers onto people as they point their guns and stuff like when the when the stormtroopers are first seen on the bridge running towards the bad guys who want to die. And they're like shooting like lasers are coming out of the guns, but they're not really like going where the guns are pointed. No, it's just sort of like, yeah, I think this guy was killed and then the guy who had to animate the laser was like, how the fuck did that laser hit him? Like, because they had to have to have hit this guy and then they had to choose between making it go to his left or his right. And I think if he had gone left, we'd all be like, what the fuck? How was that even possible? So has it get as close to this guy's arm as you could possibly imagine? And then it sort of uses the power of 2D, 3D transition to just sort of move to the left and go behind, but it doesn't necessarily look that way when you watch it quickly. You know how Fennec is the sniper lady? She's got all of them shooting at her. They even shoot mortars at her and the turret is shooting at her. And you know for a fact that sequence where she's getting the turret shot at her, that's like, she's getting lucky again and again and again and again that she's not dying. And once they get to the point where it's impossible for them to not kill her, they tell her they don't want to kill her. Yeah, they throw in like we just want to we want the child. That's all we want. We don't want you. We want the child. I think the only reason they have that line in there is because they filmed it really awkwardly where everybody was just, it's too much like everyone be like, okay, why isn't she dead? Like they're everywhere. And so they were like, we don't want you. We want the kid. I don't understand why the fuck they wouldn't shoot her. Like that's not good enough. I don't even know what throw a leg you could have for that. Maybe like we want to capture it. But once you've tried to kill it for that long throughout the whole episode, I don't think there's nothing you can do. I think you might consider it plot armor. You know, there's not much of that in the show. No, yeah, it's fine. It's all good. When she was dodging the laser fire, she doesn't just go to the other side of the rock. She's on. She just runs in a straight line. Like he runs along the loony. Yeah, she runs along the crest of the year ridge. All she had to do is just go one meter behind her and then she's right. Yeah, just prone. Go prone. One moment. Can you leave that full long silence in there? No, I can tell about how I got a little package from work. They send us some mulled wine and I was very upset because it was alcohol free one. I was like, what the fuck are you doing? So that's the only reasonable thing and put rum in it. That's my story for today. Good story. Those transport vehicles in episode 7 they're called juggernauts. The one that our lads are in is referred to as juggernaut 5. They are the fifth one that day apparently that at least you could possibly infer that and that means the only lost four in that whole day could be worse. But I was just thinking about how my mind went to like possibly as much as like 50 or some shit when they first got there because you know what are the odds of them arriving and deciding to steal these transports when they don't need started in the last like 20 minutes. And they were number five. I just I don't know. There's something there in terms of just the whole episode is so goofy. Of course you have that they're like specifically designed to transport by the looks of things and not only do they have no locks on what their cargo is but also the cockpit but also like they explode if they go too fast. Like why would they even have the potential to go fast enough to explode their own cargo wouldn't the speed just be capped mechanically to prevent the drivers from blowing themselves up. I don't know the volatility meter would in some way tie mechanically with whatever it's all episode. Yeah, I don't an issue that go faster than a cargo can hold. It's more that they should have a safety mechanism for that kind of cargo. Yeah, gotcha. Once that red bar starts to show it gets read it like automatically applies the brakes or won't let you go any faster or there's something to try and desperately make this mode of transportation for this kind of cargo work in the sense it's like if you carry on you will die. Please don't the only thing that happens is when when the red a little voice comes out saying if you carry on you will die please don't please please mind your speed. There's a reason to live. Jod is like I'm a John I'm Bill so just disparate piece of information right you got grenades and hover vehicles that like outclass the Empire's vehicles but then also no armor no guns also sticks while they're not collecting any weapons resources or vehicles from the Empire's attack. They just want to detonate them basically. Yes, we have thermal detonators and no blasters at all. It's all of it's so strange. Strange. Yeah about the penis rapes. Yeah. And so this this one's a big collection right you got they're going to be throwing grenades at the vehicle in the recording. I think metals like just close the cover if the cover requires being opened for them to blow up the thing then throwing them from the transport is not going to do anything. But there's a couple of options here they fail one way or another right so that's they would fail if that were the case but what if they're throwing the grenades just to blow up the bridge to prevent the vehicle from going home and it's like wait why didn't they just do that anyway why haven't they blown up the bridge if they think that the bridge being blown up will prevent any more of the transport's getting in it's like seems like they should have rigged that to blow all blown it up anyway. But I don't buy the throwing a grenade and having it blown up wouldn't destroy the vehicle when going slightly faster seems to basically blow them up like why wouldn't a grenade going off real close just fuck it up but then again tie fighter blasts that have fire that literally seemed to like partially cover the vehicle doesn't do anything so Bill Burr said don't fire that blaster near here because of the cargo he's very concerned about it. Yeah. When he saw all the fire surrounding him from the tie fires. Yeah somehow didn't die hard to hard to trace the stakes and action especially with the amount of grenades they have like this is shot later on with it but every single one of them has a grenade in their hands and they're all armed and they came when they come through the smoke and they like all armed their grenades even just like that's dangerous but okay and I would like to highlight the as much as we complimented the tie fighters actually mattering and you know shooting well the first two shots they they throw in not only like what the fuck were you aiming for but they honestly could have just blown Bill Burr Mando up by accident and it'd be like now that'd be silly it's like they didn't episode four so they kill each other all the time like I don't know so yeah I don't think we talked about it because I don't think we really knew what the fuck they were even grabbing but they're pretty explicit they're getting Gideon's coordinates for his ship from the terminal. Well so that's what my question is going to be if ships move which I believe they allegedly yeah feels like they're not going to be useful coordinates unless they constantly update yeah if the base wasn't destroyed then wouldn't the stormtroopers in the base be like what the fuck happened to be like so it all started in the cafeteria and if you look at security footage it'll show that the people who did it first they went to a terminal if you find out what they downloaded it shouldn't be too hard right so be a record I imagine and then you'd be like oh shit I mean you would imagine that in the logical world but this is Star Wars world and they probably don't even know that they probably have it designed where once you download it it's no longer on that computer now you have it cheers now wait well you said in the cafeteria what you meant to say was in the cafeteria slash sensitive information storage room it was it's actually full of like imperial brownie recipes and a great like you know peach cobbler recipe yeah also Moff Gideon's Starship location and the schematics for his his death ship the drop down bed you has all of those that Gideon's ship coordinates you're like that's weird that you've got that here spice apple crumble but you know the terminal is also a coffee maker so you go to one of those jerry things yeah fancy and espresso would you like a coffee also would you like to know the location of Moff Gideon Starship and if you want to do either of those things you have to have a face yeah because it's the specific information is you have to be on the republic registry if you're on the republic registry then you will be denied access to empire terminals so how do they have the information of whose faces you know registered with the republic how is that an updating list like how do they they hack the mainframe okay they have so they hack the mainframe I think I could buy that if it was like a vending machine but like why sensitive information why why would that be the only thing stopping you it's fucking dumb also it's really stupid that if you scan once like incorrectly or even in a way that the scanner doesn't recognize a face it will automatically shut down and set alarms off in 10 seconds if you don't correct yourself seems a bit crazy seems a bit like they're like oh my god what's going to show your face man don't better do it quick it's like oh also they're relying I guess on Gideon being in Gideon ship and I know that's like that sounds why wouldn't he be it's like I don't know he just he might not be he could be you could be on another ship might he might be flying a TIE fighter around what if he went to another planet landed on the ship went off somewhere and he just carried on doing his experiments but it would be so fucking lame if he maybe he lived there yeah but if he was on another planet hacking the main frame this is something we talked about outside of episode but Bill beer when finding out he has to help him get Moff Gideon's coordinates he like immediately says okay send me back to jail all we need coordinates for Moff Gideon's cruiser yeah forget it just take me back to the scrapyard I'm not doing that the very thought of doing that is like absolutely not and he said he like he would rather just rot in jail basically and Mando says he's doing it to save baby Yoda and so Bill is like okay I'll do it if you let me go I help you guys get him back you guys let me go and already it's like oh wow that was quite a change of okay all right then and then they say no and but you'll have a nice of you and he goes okay you get a better view I that to me is just like whoa so that's just three doing the deal change are you terrified for your life or not yeah it's all true the deal president all trip right but yeah alter your view further from prison I feel like we'll talk about at some point but like dialogue in this season's been a special kind of bad like not the typical stuff we talk about that more so just I don't think they have a strong grasp on how conversations move on like they just sort of change I guess there's a reason they only had like a couple of pages of script and then Rodriguez yeah I was like oh that's that's a bit weak I guess I'll do action scenes yeah action I've seen a couple of people have been taken strong issue with our labeling of the black lights a black dark saber as the edge saber some people are kind of a fun nickname some people are like wow that's not even a criticism and they vary at that at us I've got I've got a comment a little listen to it dark saber what if it was like awesome like dark no you guys don't understand okay so like I saw a conversation on I think it was shadow saber part four I don't even remember which one this was on but it's almost just there's a fucking lame that they're saying all the time and they don't even substantiate the criticism and someone else is like oh I didn't I thought it was like really obvious what they're trying to say and the guy was like well what and then he goes okay so let me let me answer the question with a story and he was like when I was 16 and I was writing Warcraft fanfiction I invented the ultimate destructive spell of darkening it's lightning but black it's just like yeah well there you go that sums up the it's a lightsaber but black so fucking cool but there's lots of lore that you guys don't understand the kind of makes sorry I'm not talking about the darksaber and talking about the darkening black lightning it actually makes sense if you think about how the lightning so strong it pulls the light into it and it makes it black so when it strikes people and I think I think that's my favorite pot and no if you actually think about it you look at the more okay it totally makes sense guys it totally makes sense it just so happens that it's the coolest thing ever and my OC has it as his weapon it's like when you were playing pretend and it's like oh no you can't get me I've got the edgy saver and it blocks all the the darksaber makes people die edgy saver armor oh yeah well I have anti armor armor oh yeah well I have oh fuck armor armor rockets on my knees to go straight for your other disciples I have an anti-knee rocket armor shit well I have a penis rapier oh no a vagina laser go I have a nostril saver I just reopened the thing and I just reopened the thing and it gave me a four skin to suitcase yeah it's not going to stand a chance against my spleen mortar is that does that happen inside or does it come out of the body first the spleen how does that work kills you yeah if it if it launches a mortar from your spleen does it just hit you yeah it launches it launches spleen so you just blow up your superpowers to blow up no no no no it's a mortar that shoots spleens oh okay so you just have a bunch of spleens to put around that's what the smack it into your helmet and see we just need a few alterations to bring this back to what we were just talking about you have a mortar that shoots like black hearts and if it hits someone they get depressed and kill themselves it's like oh that's so fucking awesome and you're like oh that's the kind of what I would expect to see and like Rick and Morty I mean yeah it's it's it straddles the line between edgy and like so edgy it's funny how do you make the dark saber edgy also guys there's just a lot of banter in these things as well because we're having fun wait who said that oh what if you had like a fire dark saber and it was like a dark saber but it was themed with fire it's called a dark faber faber dark famer so fucking cool let's combine dark faber divaber divaber divaber hey oh hello named after Emperor King D uh apostrophe Vaber who was like the oldest sith who created siths whoa the oldest sith the first sith ever he made the rule of three and then someone else was like I prefer the rule of two which is really gay rule of three is way better ever yeah I prefer the rule of cool you showed him like an edgy a dark saber and you just have a dark saber that says the n-word divaber he shot black lightning out of his hands the n-word saber and if it hit you and you survived you'd kill yourself from depression see it all comes full signal uh-huh so uh when that episode starts their plan is to just assault the base but then Boba Fett's like we can't do that because of anti-aircraft guns they have anti-aircraft cannons protecting it and a platoon of security forces so we go in quiet and then in the episode when Boba Fett comes to collect them because they fucked up and everyone's trying to kill everybody they just have the sniper shoot the two guys on the one anti-aircraft gun to prevent that from getting in the way I mean that was all that was okay not a lot feels like Boba probably could have shot them he's just with his hey sniper lady can you go down there and shoot these two or four people while we fly in cool things that episode is probably the best example of alright we need to kill this guy let's let's use a club and you're like any other ideas like club okay club I guess we're doing that that's the that's the plan let's do it club this is like a small thing but it's amusing because we were just talking about the lasers and stuff and I think this is another example of the CGI person who did this was just like I don't fucking I guess like I have to do it this way from one angle Bill Byrd and Mando are coming up on one side of the building where the snipers also are and then when they come up and the camera angle switches to them coming over the side there's a stormtrooper running toward them and the stormtrooper gets shot in the back which is a literal like like 180 of where the snipers would have to be to be able to shoot him from that angle yeah oh so it's just a mystery show they realized that both people don't give a shit about like stuff that have shot themselves it wouldn't matter Rax it's Boba Fat it's Boba Fat he's so fucking cool he has his his bombs like go uh quietly they have the power to stop the soundtrack and then they explode if like Bill Byrd tries to get some transport he's picked up because he's a wanted so well maybe not because I guess they confirm his death or something but if he gets picked up by the Republic in any way shape or form or ever again when they just be like hey Kara didn't you say he died didn't you confirm that he died what's what's that about well yeah he was in the facility when it exploded I have no idea how he survived yeah that's wow I just just think he was dead he has to work on body now oh man dude I love the idea it burned all burned all his hair off she she ends up on like a tribunal or something and Leia is there like what was this like you abducted a prisoner for your own means you blew up an empire base kind of but also he died your honor it was for my own means that's totally means I objected to put it over for my own means I don't even know how the Republic judge this there should be like that was probably you probably should have done that well are they probably asking like why did we let her do this yeah who is she again it's like she signed up like yesterday I don't shouldn't you be in prison for multiple life sentences no uh and yeah I guess the other thing was Watto saying that um you know we had a problem with this infantament anyway when he said the Republic credits are useless in Tatooine you need something more real when a Tatooine establishes a place where like all kinds of people come in and out all the time there's no way there's no way yeah a currency exchange would totally exist on Tatooine but Tatooine is sub light speed travel away from two other planets one of which is a planet where credits are used widely to not only you know just for everything that happens there but also repairing Mando ship uses credits and I think it's important to note that Watto will not accept Republic credits during the height of the Republic's power when they were the dominant force in the galaxy by far however these people in the Mandalorian they accept Imperial credits when the Empire is defunct and it's also been like five years since they fell so yeah so Qui-Gon when he was like we should go to a particular planet if they'd chosen the Water fish people planet you might have been better off you could have landed and been like repair this for a thousand credits and the fish guy was like oh yeah I would even throw in a fishing net and throw the Queen would you like a pirate theme with Qui-Gon's like not really yeah we won't have a pirate theme alright the steering wheel is like like a big wooden wheel the proper ship we've installed a poop deck I'll collect comments of interest on other videos including this one ready for when we eventually do some form of a podcast any I guess I was going to say any predictions but I it's going to be a lot of dead stone troopers agree I think we knew that already um the thing is the environment killed doc the doc troopers are going to get fucking mixed I don't know who's going to do it but they're going to get fucked up stormtroopers getting mowed down in a gray hallway you know it's funny I don't question at all that's going to happen at least once in this episode there's just no way it won't there's going to be a hallway there's going to be a bunch of heroes there's going to be a bunch of stormtroopers boom the stormtroopers I have an idea how about we all guess how many times Mando get shot and see who's closest oh shit I like um I'm going to go with a conservative five he gets shot at all you know what I surely he's in his best car he'll be in his best car so he'll be shot again I'm going to last episode he wasn't shot at all because he wasn't wearing his best car yeah even though in the episodes before that he was shot like 50 times 30 all right wow that's a lie that's a lie wow I have a finale and he's going to attack loads of shit that's higher than ever wait I think I think there's going to be a scene where he's like having an emotional moment by the side of him somewhere and the stormtrooper sneaks up and shoots the helmet instead of down there I'm going to go with 10 he shot 10 time I'll go with I feel like the writer's got it out of the system so I'll sell him eight I'll say eight times and free me shall I be so bold to say that he'll get shot once but this time it'll actually sure yes we got one five eight 10 and 30 I feel like one of us will be close I reckon that's going to happen the only other prediction I think that is definitely happening is going to be the the spear versus the darksaber duel last I would bet on that if if I could I that's something that's going to happen I'm going to predict that in an episode of incredible smugness the villain will be called scoff Gideon that's all I got all right like genuinely exciting here let us begin the finale a man go season two and then we can decide whether or not this or season one is the worst even though I think we already thought that season two is worse but yeah so yeah this will fix it maybe yeah maybe this will fix it what if he gets on a horse and he's Moff giddy up nailed it hey audience you audience you know you know I noticed about that this is going to annoy them so much I've seen when we have the opening discussions people be like get to the episode get to the no no you know they can scroll to the point where they're not in the premier it's the premiere this premiere this of course I'm premier the people in the premier child like fuck you get to the episode right now it's like I see you I see you over there you're so angry yeah 847 5 4 3 2 you know what I'll do 1 go shnims oh my 8 ah monocly ew previously on I guess we'll just talk oh no they're coming back so yeah we got the Mandalorian is coming oh they're gonna come back who maybe a so cool will come back who knows we might get the whole crew back together for the final wow which boring character will make your return when they did the conference thing she Kathleen Kennedy said like all these TV shows have a culminating story event like it's like it's yeah crisis it's the Star Wars cinematic universe I can't believe they're finally making one our crisis on infinite us that's why just said yeah what imagine on infinite tata wings all right imagine being excited to see it's okatana and your show and she's just a boring cunt I mean yeah also a little bit miserable but hey ah Lucas film the sign of quality oh man I'm so ready to see what happens go Marvel I man my excitement is palpable wait this logo is really ugly wow races wow the title card is all right they're a little like CGI faces with a light on them hey Tyler ran in it oh my god we're right in oh Jesus man we're starting off how are you missing him oh my goodness it's Dr. Pershing they found him wait but I thought they were finding Gideon's cruiser those guys are leading this is just leading to steer that shit how do you miss how have you missed so many shots why have you stopped shooting Oh he's I mean now locked on locked on I'm getting really fucking tired of this shit with the they they lock on after a million shots miss yeah only iron can them yeah but he could have done that to begin with right yeah I know they're pirates shouldn't we fight I don't have a death wish do you they want to live wild just just looks like wow that is that shit design doesn't look very pranked wait why are they so confused you know what boarding look at the door they look very Russian is the kid alive yes he's on the cruise haha oh no all you had to do is not that easy now okay I'm not with him we can work something huh huh wow what a fucking asshole I'm dropping this is a clone engineer if they find out he's just going to shoot you in the head and you'll be done that's how this works they're going to shoot you in the head and you'll be dead he's like go away or I'll shoot this guy and blame you guys you want to know what else I saw I saw your planet destroyed they mentioned this for five seconds in one other episode why are they banking so hard on this you think you're funny do you know how many millions were killed on those bases drop your master this guy's really getting us like as the galaxy his little temper is a fame and age yeah destroying your planet was a small price to pay to rid the galaxy of terrorism oh of course that's what you should this is what what you were going to do in the first place what what so wow his helmet is more shiny than you oh wow terrorism does he not know like what happened historically after that yeah it didn't work out didn't work out at all got seen Star Wars I like how the one pragmatic trooper who's like yeah I don't want to die or anything and like this dude's kind of crazy here with the gun and everything he is instantly dies I love that his threat was that it'll be known that you guys killed this guy who's a high value clone engineer it's like but they're trying to kidnap him anyway like why would what do they care how would they even find out yeah I it's that scene was weird but that was what a also how did they find him I'm confused why yeah why did they find him and not the cruiser I'm I'm lost already why do they need Dr. Pershing where are they going now we're gonna oh sweet what they are oh hey it's them how do they have contacts I mean maybe they have an email oh I need your help not Amanda Lori here is stupid they took the child oh good I don't care how do you give a lift why do they all care why why do they care she wants the dark savior so she'll want Moff Gideon right let's get out of you ever said I was I didn't know sidekicks were a lot of talk all of that is quite quite a calling this to finish you'll be talking right all of them back this this doesn't work because Boba Fett's way cooler than any fucking yeah his cool fact actually drowns these people what is up with this braided hair X on your forehead I told you the hair is dumb and you probably thought I was referring to both of them I thought you were referring to markets on it yeah the empire turned that planet to glass you are a disgrace to your armor the Sama belong to my father don't you mean your donor why not just say yeah he was yeah I'm a clone of him I've heard that's fine what the fuck yes yeah your ass what your ass what uh what how the fuck did that just happen how is she stronger than you what oh look she's at a wrestling move she's got she's a wrestler that's not how fireworks how did she possibly pull him with her arm like that that doesn't when he's got both of his arms on the and he's he's also he's much bigger than her yeah like fall now like he do he's he's strong and he's big like how did how did she do that so did they not arrange to be here together did they just bump into each other or I don't know how they found them but they did Gideon has a weapon that once belonged to me it is an ancient weapon that can cut through anything almost anything it cannot cut through pure vascar so it's not a desert eagle can it cut through another dark saber? yeah Saber's cut each other help me rescue the child and you can have whatever you want they obitrarily find them also for some reason they've been searching for the dark saber exclusively right and it's Mando's like oh by the way I can get you it yeah in the old days it would carry a crew of several hundred now it operates with a tiny fraction of that your assessment oh you could have taken 700 oh great and then your assessment is misleading oh great an objective opinion she's an objective there's a garrison yeah she did these are a third generation design the human inside was the final weakness to be solved was that him saying that the the super troopers of like they're good because there's no more human that's a kind of the the faction beat the one that with all droids not to mention that like yeah years from now you have an army of humans not droids yeah yeah so world building wise the first order decided no actually they're wrong abducted children that's where it's the robots were the final weakness Koska Fennec Dune myself disembarked with maximum initiative and me once we draw a crowd you slip through the shadows get the kid those dark shippers they're gonna be a real sking in the scud pipe I don't know that means but probably not real real and in the scud pipe yes here take his code cylinder and seal off their holding bay he's got a thing that seals off the I don't know you don't think the skunk pile I don't whatever it was so they're using the ship they've taken from when they captured the dudes but that ship should know yeah they should know that's been captured now so they're just like Pershing just traveling with those two dudes just around and they got found by these are he was incredibly valuable and they had baby Yoda so of course he would have just been on the ship studying it exiting hyperspace wasn't there a third I mean all they have to do is just check clearance right yeah just awesome for clearance and they fuck motherfucker you were told by mando personally that he's coming to you awesome for clearance oh wow so they do deploy tie fighters when they're needed interesting awesome for clearance though are they gonna fly in the tie hole I think they're flying in the time but also how are they missing slave one hmm am I good yeah don't stand there yeah I'm out of here yeah you need a oh no it's not going to be it for boba Oh now I guess we should move yeah Oh that CGI was bad how do you miss it's so big Oh man like it was nothing oh oh no come back oh whoa I'm not going to get my boba man to yeah yeah and here we go why would you do that just to shoot him gun what come with your gun I guess he's done okay whoa that one had his hands up damn the kills are better if you get more cool points so Gideon lock everything down down oh it's really dumped that oh my good it's just dumped this is actually actually not like like they're making weird noises is this what the why did he bring the best car a spear oh oh yeah okay I completely agree there is there's no reason that's why he never yeah but I wonder like what in universe they're like Mendoza spear he's right guys Oh God we're getting to whole way soon come on now you do it dude I love that these two just get ditched by the bad than lawyer shoots the car the shooter shoot the space shoot him shoot him cap shoot them shoot them shoot them yeah Oh yeah cool that's a good thing they didn't try yeah I see a how come you're using your pistol instead of your machine gun that you have on your back Cara like one of those things is not all together if she had a water pistol she'd be fine come on Rex we all know this she's right I mean you saw him why are you hiding it's two stormtroopers also he what if there was more behind them you wouldn't have even noticed oh no I don't see get going yeah it seems like techno what if he's downgraded cuz the droids in like episode one deployed pretty quick your men they remind me of the evil Emperor Zerg from Toy Story 2 oh yeah they do they do the eyes really curious how what what I just see the blouse I don't see looking what was okay guys uh you're so shit they're like you said they're like kindergarteners they're most going oh did she just just judge that why don't any of them shute none of them shoot why were you were you really shit shute they just have to shoot oh boy oh yes I'm hard it's a droid I hate those I hate those that droid is a killer you should How do I kill that Joy if he drops it and it'll try to murder me if he doesn't run into you? It is just killing Stormtroopers and one gun! Guns jammed! Two gems in two episodes! Oh god, are you kidding me? No! No! No! No! No! So you're pointing a gun at me? Maybe jammed or you shouldn't point the gun at her anyway. We have two jamming guns in a row! Twice! That'd be real, I'm fine. Wha- Look how evil they are! Oh, it didn't keep the door open! We have to fight one! Oh no! Dude, what is there on the meadow? What's happening here? Dude, Mando's dead. He's dead. That's it! The robot's got you in his fucking grave. You're dead. What? It's going on! Oh my god! Oh my god! He made it angry! Oh my god! Why didn't it throw him? It had him! What are you doing, Mando? Come on! Man, that's DGI! Oh my god, it keeps throwing him! Wait, was that three? Stop it! Oh my god, it's immune to wishing birds! I knew he'd use the spear! You can stab it with a spear! You're crazy robots! What?! They give a surprise attack now! They can fly at their robots! You saw them do it! Jesus Christ! It's a joke. It's like an actual joke. It's fucking dope! What is wrong with you? They're getting all of them! They're getting all of them! What? That's no stakes. Well, that's not very clever. How about you just run? How about pick up a weapon? Oh no! I've broken my face! Wait, did Mando pick up his weapon? I showed it so clearly! Did Mando break his gun? Oh no, here we go. Okay. Get him with a few little baby things! He can fit his hands through there. Look how edgy that is! Slowly. The kid is just flying where he is. Mesmerizing, isn't it? Assume that I know everything. Like the fact that your wrist launcher has fired its one and only cell. What? Where is this going? You fired all of them? How do you know that? And how could you have banked on that? Hmm. The Bo-Katan and her boarding party have arrived at the bridge. But I'm not there. Yeah, I know. And I imagine the bridge. What?! And I imagine that they've killed everyone on the bridge. Being the murderous savages that they are. And how retarded my troopers are. Now, whoever wields this sword has the right to lay claim to the Mandalorian throne. I just want to keep it. Why? It's like Excalibur? Yes. And Excalibur. Alright, so they're just going to trade. I got what I wanted. All I wanted was to study his blood. You say that like that's totally like chill. That's cool. So I'm just blood potential to bring order back to the galaxy. Yeah, but you guys have a weird idea about order. Your order involves like destroying your own people and blowing up planets. It's really not. But you will leave my ship immediately and we will go our separate ways. Is he going to tram and try to hit Mando? Yeah. Wow. Told you. Wow. Wow. Okay. Dude, how do you not know that he's covered in beska? Do these count as shots? I think it's fair to count these as shots. Yeah. There we go. We got it. Yeah. We knew it. This is so fucking cool. Why are you holding it by that side? This is the coolest fight in Star Wars, I'd say. Oh, he's going to get to wield the duck. Save or isn't he? That's going to be the... I wouldn't... I wouldn't be able to study the glow. Did you train in like how to use a spear? Yeah. Hey, you know what would be really, really good to use on this guy? While you're fighting the flamethrower. A blaster. What's he going to do against the flamethrower? Why didn't you stab him? Wow, he was... Did he catch that? Is he the fucking Mulan? You know, Gus could have won this fight the whole time. It's so easy when you have the lightsaber against someone without a lightsaber. You're sparing my life. Well, this should be interesting. Sparing your life. I like these as you're sparing my life. It's like, I haven't decided yet. Tell him. He already tried to backstab you once. I guess it's going to be for Barcaton's benefit. Yeah. It'll be for... But the Dark Troopers, you're right. They're going to come back and spring him. Oh, God, are we going to get conflict? Why are you so long? Why are you so upset? Because now Mando gets to be King of England. He brought him in alive. That's what happened. And now the Republic is going to have to double the payment. That's not what you're talking about. Something's wrong. Why don't you kill him now? And take it. It belongs to you. Why? No, she can have it. I can give it to him. I don't know. It's mine that I can have to kill the previous owner or whatever. She can't take it. Why not? There must be one. Oh, fuck off. Place travel. She would need to defeat you. In combat. Okay, just have a faux battle. He's really going to fight him. He's having a fight. He's having a fight. We're pausing, okay? The only way you get the Dark Saber is if you defeat the last person to hold it. So question, what happens if the person holding it dies from natural causes? I guess nobody gets it. Oh, rip. Dark Saber. Yeah, no. The natural causes get it. Well, what if it breaks? What if it gets cut in half or dropped in space? Like you can never have a kingdom. What if it's lost? What if someone just claims that's like, oh, yeah, I defeated the last guy who had this. Oh, yeah. What if you just like, all right, let's fight. And then she punches it. He's like, I yield. It's yours. I yield. It's yours. Oh, it doesn't work that way. That doesn't work, I guess. It's like a combat. It's a combat. It's just how we kick her. Okay. So why is he grinning? Like, this means he's won or whatever. I think what he's saying is that Borcutan is going to fight Mandalorian for real and actually try and like get the sword from him. I swear to God, they better not do that. That'd be so fucking stupid. But what if you just give it back to Boff Gideon? Yeah. What if you just lie? What if you all just agreed a lot? What if Mando said like, oh, I didn't fight and beat him. He just dropped it. I feel like the biggest hole in this is Mando could be like, okay, let us fight. Punch me in the face. And then she does. And he goes, oh, and falls over. I guess the logic that they would use is, oh, this is not like, you know that that's bullshit. We got to fight for real. They can just throw down their weapons and have a fist fight. Like it's not like it has to end in death. He's not like as it's been evidenced with Moff Gideon. You don't have to kill him to get it. Battle of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Yeah. They really honestly seem like they could do Scrabble. I don't see why not. Watch Mando and Borcutan play Scrabble. Are we going to get the scene from like Billy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Watch Mando and Borcutan play Scrabble. Are we going to get the scene from like Bill and Ted? Yeah. She's like, is Koopie a word? Is Koopie a word? I'm going to use my Q. I'm going to end up playing like Twister. I can't believe the drama right now is like, uh-huh. You're going to have to kill each other now because of a stupid rule. Okay. Well, alternatively, you could just seed the sword to Mando. Nope. Doesn't whip that way, apparently, whatever. Why is there not a condition? There should always be a condition. I just like the idea that like, oh, I'll fight you, quote-unquote. And she's like, no, no, no, it has to be genuine. He goes, no, seriously, it'll be totally genuine. 100% I will be genuine. I seriously genuine will try to beat you. I will totally try. She's like, you sound sarcastic. He's like, I am not being sarcastic at all. I will totally, totally try. I'm totally not sarcastic. Oh, every time the dog says she can't. Yeah, she can. So, yeah, he's not allowed to yield. Yeah. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. It's a stupid fucking rule. Mando, you're king of Mandalore. Just say that the dumb rule and it doesn't count anymore and then give it to her. Isn't he supposed to be like the really traditionalist Mandalorian who knows about- Not really, like only selectively, but she's like super traditionalist in a different way. Man, I wish Bill Burr was here. I was like, what the fuck, man? Bill Burr could comment on this shit. Just take it, fuck. Uh-uh. What took the docks? Troopers so long. Yeah, what took them so long? Holy shit, I don't remember the beat. Whoa. Jesus Christ, that's a lot. And yeah, it shouldn't have taken them long. If they got ejected then they'd be going at the same speed as the pit because of how physics works. Well, the docksaber could be useful against them, right? Yeah, that's the reason there's a hole in that area so they could get up here. I was wondering why is there a different corridor with a hole to space in it? Like, that seems like an unnecessary- They're doing dubstep. Yeah, it's really weird in Star Wars. Also, they're just like, yeah, you sit over here. Someone's keeping an eye on him. Oh, and you! Oh, wow. You're right over here next to this guy. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, put him next to the weapons. Oh, no. They were really dark and baby Yoda, like, controlled Moff Gideon and made him shoot himself. That took you long enough. Wow, they were really bad. They would have had to punch for one minute instead of ten. Your hair is still stupid. Your hair is still really dumb, yeah. Mando should be like, yeah, blasters don't work against them. We need to come up with a different idea. I'm going to have to stab them all with my spear as they come through. Fire looks a little bit. Throw them out the airlock and go to hyperspace. What are they waiting for? They're waiting for the drop. Oh. This is the solution. We're just going to punch the door. I feel like that can't work. Yeah, so this is the blast door? There's no way the robots are more durable than the blast door. Your blast door's supposed to be. They're made of blast door rags. They're made of blast door rags. Oh, it's kind of getting somewhere. Everyone in this room will be dead. This is the point where you shoot them. Pull them hostage as well. Yeah, that's a good point too. Yeah, shoot them in the leg to show you. Mando, stop poking through with your spear. He's so excited. These are my darktroopers, yes. I'm just waiting for the final pub to just blast the whole thing. Oh my god. It's Luke Scott. The only information we've got to work with this would be the baby Yoda calling someone through the force, right? Oh, it just flew in there. It's Yodel! Yodel was in the head swing. Whoever's piloting the X-Wing was so chill about just arriving inside an empire cruiser. Yeah, it's like, alright, let's get out of here. Well, I'm pretty sure that it's a Jedi though, because Grogu was like, oh, I feel something. Well, yeah, because Grogu would have called them. There's a good chance that's Luke. Like, who else is it going to be? It might fucking be. Yes, definitely. Yes, it is. It's Luke. It's definitely Luke. What color is the lightsaber? It's white. It's a Sokatana, because it's white. No, because Sokatana has two. Oh, it is Luke. It's Luke, yeah. Okay. Why would you want to grab him? He used the force. That was cool. That one just walked towards him. Yeah, just walked up to him like that. Also a gloved hand, yeah, there you go. Also, I feel like that lightsaber would have gone through that crate you were swamped by. Mufkin is like, come on. What? This is unfair. What? He shot a roll in the armor. What the fuck? What are you doing? At what point do you shoot him? Yeah. All they did was put the... Wow. He doesn't have the electric cyanide pill then? Maybe it was like, oh my god. He looks so competent. Yota dies before the force awakens. Does Kylo Ren kill baby Yota? I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen. So Dark Troopers, yeah, they're just going to get sliced down by lightsabers. That's all that's going to happen. He looks bored. Let's get this over with. Yeah, let's have our hallway scene where Luke Skywalker kills all the now useless robots. It is. They're just doing the hallway scene again. There's a good person in the hallway scene now. This is lame. I wanted this show to not have everything to do with the main story. Nah, it's Luke. We're back to Luke Skywalker, everybody. We need that fan service. I was like, oh, that hurts. I guess Baby Yota is just one of the people that Kylo killed when he... Yeah. Kylo Ren killed Baby Yota. He was just chill. Maybe he's one of the Knights of Ren. You can't be sure. Oh my God. He had a growth spurt, all right? He did. That's how we ate. That is totally a Rogue One reference. Maybe Baby Yota is inside one of the Knights of Ren as a mech. How does he look? Ooh. It looks kind of weird. It looks weird, yeah. It looks deepfaked. It does look deepfaked, actually, yeah. It's close. Not close, not close up. Like, hi, who are you? What's going on? He just shows up instantly. Yeah, I'm taking the kid. This should be like our Season 5 finale, not our Season 2 ending. Remember those, like, Point 2 scenes we had together? It's just hollow. Yeah, I don't... Yeah, I feel nothing. Rip your rule, I guess. This is something that could be really meaningful and impactful if they earned it. If the show was good, this would mean a really good payoff. Yeah. This scene is built upon matchsticks that are all... Yeah. I don't know what to say about that, yeah. It's a shame you see that... I mean, a lot of people are probably going fucking nuts over this and tearing up. It was done from the wheel away. Yeah, they just have a bobbin' back and forth. It's R2, everyone. It's R2D2. I remember R2D2. I remember R2D2. Come on, get C3PO in here, fuck it. Let's get them on here, you know. I can only find... Chubaca. Remember R2D2, everyone? Dude, they're really not showing Luke's face, huh? For the best. Those angles. Wow. I really enjoy this conversation. Ugh. Who are you? This is, like, exclusively for people who've seen... like, this scene doesn't really match for these characters. If you have bad dreams, I'll kill you. He said the thing. I don't know what that means, boys. Hey, come back. Now what's this show gonna be about? Yeah, I was about to say, like, what do you do now? Maybe we could focus on bounty hunting. Bounty hunting? Yeah, that'd be nice. Bye-bye. Gonna cry? I like that Luke didn't ask any questions about what the fuck's even happening here. Like, what happened here? Who is this guy? Oh, also, I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm a Jedi. You guys are Mandalorians. So let me explain a few things. I killed a lot of droids. Like, I don't know what's going on here, but whatever. That's it. Wow, that's it. He's on Star Wars, yeah. Loosely affiliated with Star Wars by George Lucas. How fucking lame. This episode comes across as like, we're ending the baby over at Ark. You're like, oh, okay. Also, Boba Fett was barely in it. If Luke saw him there, they might actually have, like, a character thing. Oh my god, that would have been amazing for Luke and Boba to be in the same room. Like, oh, hey. Oh man, they wasted that. They could have had Luke and Boba Fett in the same room and they didn't fucking do it. I can't believe it. Instead, they had R2 making beeping noises at a puppet. Which lasted a lot longer than I think should have for who these people all are. Like, they don't know anything. I can't believe that. That scene was so much like, just creative of fans. It has nothing to do with the actual story. Who are you? What is your name? What's a Jedi? The Jedi and the Mandalorian stuff. Yeah, shouldn't Luke be like, holy fuck, look at this empire cruiser, this guy. Like, what's going on with the empire coming back? I thought I destroyed the empire. Are they still alive? Are they still powerful? Like, is this baby Yoda here? He reminds me of Yoda who trained me. Maybe him and Yodel had a little Jedi counselor over when he catch my drift. The mechanics of this episode are all garbage, but the story of it, like, what they're going for was just like, oh wow, you just capped... You've seen you capped all that off with this? How underwhelming in lane? Yeah. It was Luke Skywalker. It was like, oh fuck, it actually is. They're actually doing that. Back in Tatooine. It's Jabba's Palace. Oh, this could be Boba Fett. I guess Jabba's dead now. This is just whoever's next, Palace. Wait, Bibb Fortuna's got old Fett? He's fat. Yeah. This reminds me of the beginning to Hitler versus Darth Vader epic rap battles of history. Yeah, he's got a gun. Run up to a guy with a... Oh, you guys just... You got nothing, huh? Good job, everyone. She's gonna release her. No, my heart. You got more than four guards. You shot the handcuff end of that train, huh? Well, Boba Fett let her go in the face. It's a dramatic fact, obviously. Why, though? I'm confused about all of this. I don't know what's happening. Or is he gonna take control? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Maybe if he wants to be in charge. Oh, dude, the fans must have coomed. It's blue juice. It's blue, of course. This is all for a shot. So, like, Boba, don't you need guards and stuff? I'm gonna go into the palace, but wouldn't something else happen, like... Yeah, you, like... The Book of Boba Fett. What? Is that the next show? I guess that was my surprise. I want to... 11 TV shows. I want to see The Book of Boba Fett more than The Mandalorian. Oh, totally. I want to see how Boba Fett is just a fucking badass crime-lord leader, warlord guy. Yeah, they're gonna fuck it up, but, like, it'll sound cool as shit. We just found out what Boba wants outside of satisfying the deal for his armor, which is I want to take over Tatooine. Yeah, I'm fine with the idea he wants to take over, and he wants power and influence and control. I was like, yeah, sure. Yeah, why not? I want a very much spleen friend. That's your name. Baby Yoda in Snoke are the only people who could force Skype in the galaxy? Well, so you can do it if you have that stone. But he wasn't on the stone. When Yoda did the contacted Luke? Yeah, because that would have led him to the planet. You know what, that's actually a good point. Does Luke just have a constant GPS on Baby Yoda now? Yeah. Does he have a phob? He's on the same level as Snoke, because he could do that. He could have people contact across the galaxy using the force. We don't know how powerful Luke got. He uses the receivers as it is the sender. Unless we're talking about does Luke have the power to just track down Jedi across the galaxy who need help in his X-Wing? I think the show is saying Baby Yoda contacted him through the stone and then when they went to the cruise Luke was just able to be like oh, you're over there now. I guess. I can die happy. Go on then. Jesus Christ, I feel like I'm six years old again. Yeah, you sound like you're six. You people will fucking clap at him. You saw a deep fake Luke Skywalker with some lame fights against useless robots and you fucking coomed yourself. You heard R2-D2's beeping noises and you fucking just lost it. I've been thinking about how to articulate this. We've said this throughout the whole season. This is all they do. They dangle the fucking toys in front of you. There's nothing substantive happening. There's stuff that might trick you into thinking substantive stuff is happening like when Baby Yoda puts his hand on Mando's actual face. That's a scene that would be meaningful in a different show. This show didn't in it at all. Those two barely had a connection. I'm sorry. It's so fitting that I just had the chaos played part in God of War and now I see this. Yeah, because God of War in the shit out of their payoff. I had someone in my chat when I was playing and they were like, yeah, this is the first one I played. It was happening. The game told me there was something in this past that he doesn't want to talk about. It's probably serious. And when this scene happened, he was like, oh, okay, I get it. It's still connected even though you have no fucking idea what's been happening in this past. Everything makes sense even if you don't see it. If you know the other games and it's like, oh, I need to go and get something because I need something that's not ice, I guess, to make it super simple and they're like, oh, shit. I think as a fan, you're like, oh fuck, you know exactly what's happening. Meanwhile, robot shows up in bleep bloops and everyone's silent for like two minutes while we're all just like, why is this happening? I honestly think if you had someone else in this call who loved this episode, they'd be like, what do you mean why? It's R2-D2. Yeah, I've seen the old movies, too. They do the same shit WWE does at the moment or does a lot of times. I know this probably means nothing to most of people, but they constantly bring back all these old people to get a rating spike. The Undertaker is almost falling apart but they're still bringing back for WrestleMania's and you're like, I don't want to see him anymore. It looks like it's weird. It's fun to see him in a passive capacity but I don't want to see him in the ring anymore because he's fucking old. I don't want to see the old stuff all the time. You make a new show and you anchor it on everything else that's like EU and main thing and all the things. This show is riddled with this season in particular and it feels like we've totally veered away from what I thought the show was going to be before it started which was a show that was totally divorced from everything. It is completely interwoven with everything. Boba Fett, Luke Skywalker, R2-D2 it's completely affixed to the movies. There's way more than that. It feels like they used the season just to tease all these shows. It's such a shame. They're doing it again. Disney is just trying to restart the hype train by re-strowing even more characters. They did this already with Luke Khan and Leia and then look what happened to him. But it's working. People like this episode a lot. People think this episode is phenomenal. I don't fucking... They just want to see the old shit again you just want to see the things from the old shit. That's all you want. You just want to hear the noises your brains remember. You just want to see the people your brain remembers. As long as you throw Boba Fett into it all of a sudden now it's incredible. But remember, Bly Man is shit. Bly Man didn't have Boba Fett in theaters. Season 1 was like, you remember Stormtrooper armor? You remember the blasts and stuff? All those things would still be in the universe. I'm cool with that. And then at the end of season 1 they're like Darksaber, also the force. What are we playing with? Alright, I'll let you have access to a lot of materials from the universe. I'll allow it. But like you just said, season 2 was like nah fuck it, Mandalorids are a main thing right now. Let's put everything into it and spawn off a whole bunch of TV shows from it. You're like damn. It was because it was so successful wasn't it? I wasn't shocked by that. Mandalorids are already, just everyone likes them because they're cool. That's already what you, you know. There's a back-back on the flyers. I actually feel quite deflated now. Me too. I think part of what upsets me a lot is just so much mispotential with this show. I really wanted it to be good. I really did. And like what you had there with that payoff with Baby Omen that could have been like a massive moment if they'd done the thing that we keep suggesting that everyone is all bounty hunting. Baby Omen right at the end and you spend a really long time fleshing out this relationship but it's done. And please fucking shit. Make, don't have him be a baby. Have him be a small child who can like cock under 10. I actually think I agree. Just do the standard cliche old gruff man with the kid going on an adventure. It works. It's a good archetype. Make him a 5 year old for 50, easy. You still don't want to kill a 5 year old, right? That works. Everything still functions. And you can have like Mando have to teach morality to this kid and maybe rediscover his own morality. And you have the kid constipating like why can't I look at you but like you could actually make it dramatic instead of awkward. And how about you make the show and you don't need to have Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 and Ahsoka and fucking Bo-Katan. That would be a good thing. You have a 5 year old lamenting over the fact that this strange quasi father figure protector is someone whose face he's never been able to see. A whole season worth of that where he never takes off his helmet ever and this is the first time he ever does it. They've blown their load as big as they possibly can now. Yeah, where do you go from here? There's nothing bigger than this. Dark Vader returns from the dead. I was going to say like if you're thinking of like what show will I watch next? Oh yeah, Boba Fett's own show. Oh yeah, Ahsoka, the dual light saber person from her own show thing. Oh yeah, Bo-Katan and her group of Mandalorians with their dark saber. We never even resolved that drama by the way. Or Mando. You're like why the fuck would I want? Why do I care about Mando? Yeah, Mando's fucking lame. He's going through Galaxy's Edge seeing all the cool Star Wars stuff. I described Mando in my video. Mando is a dull, inconsistent personality vacant plot armor wearing luck machine. He's also a jager smash. He's probably his wish fulfillment in terms of every episode he finds some cool, neat thing that everyone would want to do. And then my OC meets Luke Skywalker and then my OC meets Bo-Katan and then my OC has sex with Ahsoka Tana. Oh my god, my OC got to sit in a car and chat with Bill Burr. And then my OC had the dark saber. It's like a lightsaber but it's dark. All I want is a vagina bazooka. So dick. To sort of recap the episode though, the opening scene already confused because I don't understand why they found this guy's ship randomly, seemingly. Scientists man, right, should be sleeping and studying and researching. That's his life and it should be on that ship with Baby Yoda. I don't know what he's doing in this random shuttle with these two dudes in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, it just starts off with that. And also we don't get any answer about the blood. What it's supposed to do. What the point is about his... Why the Empire wants him? Just some ambiguous... Season 3 baby. He's just gonna help us restore something to the galaxy so we need Yoda's blood. Are they capturing that cruiser by the way? I guess. Will they have all of this studying or was it put into a different ship by now? I don't know. What other big things they have left to bring back? I mean like... What do you think they're gonna do? They're gonna keep trying this Disney. They will pilfer the OT. They already tried and it didn't work and they're gonna try again. And they're gonna keep trying and people are gonna get... I think this is kind of a bigger fundamental point right now. I'm kind of tired of like the forgiveness we give based on I guess respect to characters which is defined as in Luke's case he was slicing down robots and he was nice to people. This now means the show is good because it respects the character. I'm well written. Wouldn't that be neat? We could celebrate shows that aren't just like garbage poopoo instead of just like well yeah but they didn't have Luke drinking from the nipples of a space cow you're like I don't know why that our bar is so low guys we can push it a little higher like let's keep going. It's like okay so you agree this is a step in the right direction it's like him not drinking the milk from the teat is a step in the right direction what if the TLJ deleted that scene would you then be like see TLJ is not so bad it's a step in the right direction compared to the older TLJ we had. Are we like the only people on the planet who are like hey this isn't good can we stop? I want to have respect for the new characters we got introduced to. Imagine if this payoff was like oh my god we get to see all of these new characters that we know so well meet the old ones and like I wonder how the butt heads and like you know Mando's values are very different from like Luke's values and they might clash I think it's telling that in our collection of characters you got like Bo Katan is probably the most character without us knowing what her history is she just she seems very driven compared to like Cara dude and it's like what's her character like she's sad about Alderaan and she helps Mando whenever he needs help it's like okay what about Mando he's like nothing the two things I knew about him whether he hated droids and likes baby Yoda both of those things are kind of irrelevant at this point in the show now they are yeah so what is he it's like well I guess we'll find out in season 3 that's a plus right that by the third season your protagonist might have characterization that means you're doing pretty well this is all ignoring the fact that like pretty much every episode has a major flaw when it comes to just the way that the plot progresses the plots throughout all the season they're all fucking shit the best one is probably episode 2 or 5 neither of them are like strong they're just they're just rocky they're okay at best and this is what I mean I think people just don't care and they're like yeah but Luke was Luke you see and Ahsoka was well we saw the chat reacting to it people didn't think Ahsoka was Ahsoka so we can't even claim that but I am curious if TLJ would have been forgiven for all of its faults if Luke was actually chopping down the 8080s I wonder I honestly think that if he had and he saved everybody and they all escaped and then like he was like now to destroy the empire and he flies up into space and then the credits roll and it's like oh my god what a fucking cliff hang I honestly think I should be like you guys are you serious right now I don't know what the they just randomly find Bo-Katan and his friend and there's like a hint of writing again the conflict of each of these three different Mandalorian like types are all from different like origins and have different values I think that's interesting the fact that they recognize Boba's voice because they've been around clones I guess that's neat but then the conflict seemed to just add water sort of shit whereas like you're a disgrace to Mandalorians no fuck you yeah and then they fight and for some reason she's able to pull him there's a lower amount of Stormtroopers on the thing and the guy is like you know your information is incomplete and then Cardin's like oh an objective opinion as if to say like he's obviously biased because I would have agreed with Kara though if I was in that scene I'd be like why would we trust his assessment of how many Stormtroopers are on the ship I think Luke says what talent without training is nothing I was going out is that a shot at Rey cause Disney would say no she totally got trained I don't know that does seem like that's the first thought everyone has right it's like oh what about Rey I don't know I'm okay with that but then again people thought that the Ahsoka line was a shot across the bow so to speak I like the idea that we they've just they just wrote Rey in a way that now whenever a character talks about how training is important people interpret it as a shot at her the protagonist of the sequel trilogy they're golden not just like a one-off character or anything like that there's some side plot no no the protagonist of the sequel again man so like we predicted our different numbers for how much he would get hit I think it's probably gonna be rags with 10 that's probably the closest where do I win except my immeasurable disappointment you win Mandalorian season 3 get excited oh god yeah Thrawn's gonna be in season 3 and then Thrawn's gonna have his own team too they're gonna get Luke to fight Thrawn and they're gonna do the Thrawn trilogy which is apparently very good I'm trusting that Disney will nail it I would picture that that's what the hook for Mando season 3 could be maybe he gets tangled up with Thrawn I don't know I'm trying to think of what how do you write a season 3 for that I don't know it's a complete fresh slate I suppose you actually in the writing group have to be like what is bad to want again they're like oh is it something maybe they're gonna do a Mando season 3 no they will they've already confirmed a season 3 people love this show for reasons for reasons I don't know I think we've easily seen what the reasons are throughout the whole movie I know the reasons but I hate it also we predicted there would be a lot of stormtroopers being shot in corridors and horror this was possibly the most in any episode good job yeah lots of really retarded stormtroopers in this one I wonder if they'll keep it up because by the way we're not like a fringe set of people with these complaints anymore I'm seeing it everywhere now like it's fully spread this is you know how there was course correction to a degree in the sequels for the prequels as in no more politics fix the dialogue more emotions less like more action less boring I honestly think that season 3 might have a correction like that like they might stop just mowing down stormtroopers because the amount of people commenting on it I don't know how you fix it at this point because this is kind of the problem if ever you portray them as um competent that's a point of interest now like whoa look at them they can actually aim a gun which if you're making these episodes and you see reactions like that you're probably like jeez what have I done I think I fucked this up this is the thing if you were to write season 3 and you want competent stormtroopers do you address that that comes across inconsistent or do you just fucking roll with it honestly I would roll with it that would be my moon I would just go like no well how many people just forgot about fobs because they just decided to drop it never address it ever again guess you're right yeah if they just portray them as competent long enough people will forget that they weren't I mean he could just have them be competent like I think when it comes to stormtroopers if I got full control they would actually be deadly incompetent and I'd say fuck the old shit yeah y'all don't give a damn so we're gonna actually make an enemy force that's deadly that you have to be clever with um and talented and skilled just introduce a new enemy and not use the stormtroopers anymore like the dark troopers were fucking lame they were lame first of all they tell us they got rid of the human component so they like super upgrade like they're the best like we're they're not even in the sequels like what are you talking about even though these guys are clearly better than the average stormtrooper obviously but they're still just wiped out but I think it's just because they're just made of blaster resistant stuff I think to be 80% of your survival is just fuck it I'm made I can't be blaster killed so like I imagine like being a stormtrooper and you see these like a blast resistant droids but like your armor isn't stick resistant like god damn I guess they didn't think that anyone in this world would be using sticks it's not blaster persistent either though yeah it's not anything resistant if anything it's it you're vulnerable to damage in it it's black it's blaster attractive Mando walks up to the area sees them the door opening and he does a little like penguin waddle to get to the oh and then puts it in the door just slowly closes all of them they're like oh also the one due to open it and he doesn't none of the other ones are even trying this whole scene is a fucking disaster like there's no controls for them Gus can't do anything from where he is I guess they're just hopefully trying to get out of there they take so long to come back and also how long they take to launch like to the loading bars whatever they are if they were just instant this whole episode's over there's a lot of episodes where just one thing happens the episodes over so fucking lucky all the time our characters to eliminate salvation that's what I was thinking of when when I can't remember things Christian Bale is fighting the Arnie bot at the end it keeps throwing them around it doesn't just kill the only time it tries to do a kill shot it's on it's fucking best karma by the way he activates that a lock there's not gonna be much air in that room right like wouldn't it clear really quickly almost in an instant to the point where they wouldn't necessarily be all sucked out rather most of them maybe would would get out but like and then once we've been typed out what are we doing back in? yeah it took them ages to get back in like if you get sucked out of a moving thing it's gonna follow the ship because that's just how science is that's how physics are like they should have been ejected and then they instantly flew back in yeah it took them seven minutes of episode time before they got back in why? and like they show it and it's like they just fly back in yeah like because they're next to the ship and there's like holes and they ship what why didn't they do that before dude imagine Luke to end up one minute late I also love that okay so they have to like trick them into opening the cargo bay doors to deploy TIE fighters to fly in right but then apparently there's just holes in the bottom of the ship you can just have people fly damn that is a major security risk you can just have a joint fly up through that yeah easily I assume spaces do exist in the world right like I assume that's equipment you can wear to exist oh undoubtedly so like by few of those deploy yourselves into marketing and ship by that I didn't predict that it would be so stupidly designed so they came up with a plan and then when they're in there I guess I'm surprised they kept them off getting alive I don't know what they're gonna do with them not from a character standpoint from a writing standpoint like I don't know why I guess they very well might not have them ever be in another episode true they could resolve everything regarding him off screen the question we asked the previous one was like how were they going to break into a ship are you satisfied with the answer everyone no that's how they did it they drove in through the front I actually think it would have been better as an idea if they just had scientist man at gunpoint and had him get them in just have him driving oh yeah hello I am back that would make more sense actually it doesn't get you the action scene with Boba Fett though yeah you have him piloting and talking to the people on the ship he says you know made a matey my crew's been you know my crew's been killed and you could like bang up the ship a little bit to make it look more convincing and then he flies in and you can have him do all the things he's like my number my clearance code is this so like please help made a like yeah the whole scene is fixed I think if you do that yeah I'm Dr. Pershing he's a very important person to the Empire so where's Dr. Pershing is he safe is he okay the Mandalorians jump off the platform for reasons like you don't really know why and then it's to set up this moment where Sniper Lady and Cara Dune both see a bunch of stormtroopers and they give them the look of what are you gonna do to us if any of them fired at you you'd be dead so I don't know why yeah there's like seven like at what point do the stormtroopers shoot the people who've been killing stormtroopers yeah because you said prior like how stupid does an enemy faction have to be before you just lose all investment of like how competent your heroes are we've actually gone to the point where stormtroopers several times we're talking like at least 10 in this whole season have a gun have it pointed right at their enemies and they just don't shoot and the show doesn't even know why the show is the show's like they don't shoot I still remember every time I see this I'm reminded of the one clip from Rick and Morty where I uh I can't stop thinking of that now every single stormtrooper is squeamish when it comes to shooting enemies they're like yeah I don't know nothing they could if they wanted to but unless Mando's blocking yeah then they'll go nuts then they're like oh my god this guy this bastard's gonna die how come he's not dying what the fuck little Ms. Doon gun jam pretty neat that in all Star Wars content that we have seen which is a lot of Star Wars content we've seen two gun jams and they take place over two episodes of Mandalorian two consecutive episodes back to back and they happen to facilitate a melee I'll just pull out my pistol that we're working perfectly well she just hits them with her gun does she have a sidearm that's actually worth checking yeah she started using her sidearm inexplicably look guys remember Rogue One she was real cool they're now referencing the only scene of theirs famous for people actually liking it it's inferior in how easy this is they figured out they figured out the thing that people liked they went back to doing Rogue One again because Rogue One was the last thing that stayed green in a lot of people's eyes that like Star Wars man this is a good time I felt this way since that Rogue One scene and man oh my god I feel like a kid again freaking happy just Star Wars is for kids is Patrick Willems right? it's just a corporation showing you things that you saw when you were younger and that's all it takes Cara Doon when she goes to attack them with her big old gun go there's two troopers in the background she hits one of them down then the next cut she hits one of them up and then it cuts away and she picks one of them up throws them she's closed the distance on all of them and then she goes to hit the last one who is getting up he was standing there he had a gun he was ready to shoot and then it cuts and cuts back and he's getting up these action scenes are terrible on a first watch and then you rewatch them and you're like oh man this is next level the cutting in this scene is doing so much work it's crazy I'm curious how far you could push it we show a shot with 17,000 stormtroopers all aiming their guns at a guy cut to the guy he zooms into his face and he makes a smirk and then it cuts to him just shredding through all of them he's right next to him and then it cuts to someone else going whoa and it cuts back to him and there's all corpses on the floor and he's like I did it every time you just change it how about 1,000 what about 500 250 125 why do you care so much about this I just want to know when you people are going to fucking get a grip it's really about it I'm just personal curiosity I suppose you could call it that just how stupid and worthless does an enemy faction have to be before you stop you know having investment does it literally have to be a room full of kindergartners before you're like I don't know maybe our hero isn't like that great I'm starting to wonder if kindergartners would actually do better well yeah because they wouldn't gun them down so remote that's for sure they would have a better survival instinct one thing we can talk about is where does it rank that episode we separated them into tiers the last episode which was the high tier was 2 and 5 which is not a high tier but it is relative to Mando mid tier was 3,4 and 1 and then low tier was 7 and 6 so where does this one go I feel like low tier personally yeah I kind of feel like it was low tier as well especially with how disappointing the end was it felt rushed like it just ended no near enough discussion with all the characters are you a jedi? I am cool here, bye are you a jedi? yeah I'm luke fucking skywalker I saved the galaxy 5 years ago he was only the fans idealization of who he is which is essentially jesus it's not a character luke would be like thank god I got through all those fucking robots what's going on who are all you guys what's happening here instead it was like flowery music and lots of pauses, lots of zooms and then mention of the force and they gave him what the fans want it is just that would you be happy if luke did flips on his and then killed all the walkers meme yes apparently for some people I assume there's a lot of people in the premiere of all of this I'm not happy there's probably a lot of those people that's not all they did there's going to be lots of discussion about this I can't wait going forward to have to deal with some of this and like god you'll never be happy will you imagine like hate for haunting all the stuff taunting after I would watch it it's just like Anakin's ghost so yeah it was bad the season was awful it's below season 1 safely season 1 is pretty bad but at least season 1 episode 1 2 3 stayed stable for longer than this season did and the season's lows what is the worst episode of 2 seasons I think it's a tie between season 1 episode 4 and season 2 episode 6 I think I'm going to go with season 1 episode 4 it involves far more players and being involved with it so many issues being dragged in that's the one I'm going to go with alright thanks for enjoying such wonderful content that is the bad delorean with all of us this season thought it was such hot shit we could go cynical and just be like they were in their little board rooms being like oh my god we can't deviate from what everyone's expecting just have Luke killing stuff with a lightsaber they knew what they were doing at least with events where they constructed them of course they had no idea I really wonder how this is going to go down Jon Favre saved Star Wars yeah basically yeah pretty much maybe this would work on me if I hadn't seen the same trick try to be pulled a thousand times by different studios TFA worked on me I'll say that but not anymore TFA worked on me for a while where I was like things I didn't like but it was cool that Luke was there and then every time it was tried again I was just more going it wasn't good though and now I'm here it's funny because they added to a lot of episodes but we're all just like I think I'm trying to crack down on what the experience is I think it's just that this worked so well that this is all we're ever going to get this is going to be the peak of Star Wars content Star Wars is a really cool world and there's so much you can do with it sci-fi and fantasy means you can essentially tell whatever the fuck story you want you have so many awesome sort of designs, so many cool little elements and just infinite potential and that's what we got the fact that this is working when people means Disney has won oh Disney is super happy about this response surely this is fucking fantastic Jake clap and say bonus recording what? clap with each word and say bonus recording bonus wait no I forgot to clap this is something that happened post us watching the episode everyone in the EFAP audience this is taken from Star Wars Rebels some of you or all of you will know what the point of us watching this will be it's amusing alright here we go oh no the ship has exploded oh no it's exploding in 240p oh no you have the wisdom of a ruler there's no one I trust to wield the darksaber more than you what? it came to me so I could pass it to you oh no they're gonna fight to the death no right no stop it no accept what? for my clan it looks so shitty it's so peony compared yeah it's more like a dark dagger it's like a hobbit sword so uh yeah apparently you don't have to kill the previous odor or anything yeah they can just give it to you I guess Star Wars Rebels is current lore right? that's yeah that's current lore this is where they got all of that shit from on the previous Disney shows isn't it still like playing a character in like both shows how did she not notice how did anyone not notice they don't give a shit because it's fine because Luke Skywalker will be here in a second and they'll forget everything I like how they're all aiming their rockets at him we do not accept this new one arc do you feel like on Mandalore that gesture would have a different meaning? oh it's the way they trick people they're like oh I'm totally cool with you in the same way that like getting on one knee to someone would have a different meaning on Mandalore the moon we will now destroy you with our knee rockets I got it bringing any body part towards someone on Mandalore as a gesture as I'm gonna kill you now pretty much yeah just looking at him he's like oh no his eye lasers are gonna shoot me we assumed it was shitty lore from other animated shows it was like nope not even they thought that was the thing that they were just like oh no we're like surely this can't be actually what they do because this is really fucking dumb I mean it still has the Excalibur element of who he who holds the sword controls the Mandalore or something I don't know but it's like fine because it's curious about the whole like if it breaks or whatever else but I haven't seen the show I don't know if they talk about any of that shit it's a really awesome sword though right black oh yeah it's really cool it has a jetpack and it flies yeah so this next one the Mandalorian Luke Skywalker deep fake compared to the original I just want to see what you guys think so this is somebody's someone's quick work done in like a day I guess and let's see how it looks it's better are you a Jedi I am it does look better it does look better and I think the first thing I notice is the eyes yeah it's the it's the structure of the face and how it's lit he looks chunky in the left but on the right he looks so much more like Luke on the on the right that's really impressive whoever did this wow he looks pretty good honestly oh okay that didn't look as good so I think that one's really hard to pull off and it still looks better than the left the mouth movements on the original look janky already so they can't fix the mouth movements with a deep fake because that's not what a deep fake does yeah I see what you mean I seriously think the eyes are helping though a lot it does help a lot the lighting is better on him but talent without training is nothing yeah the less he talks the better I think even though in this scene he needs to be saying a whole lot more I'm Luke fucking Skywalker what the hell is going on here where did you find him give him a mask it's 2020 you know what I saw someone leave a comment on something I think it might have actually been but it was like you guys will complain about anything the reason Luke didn't ask any questions because he knew they were safe and they destroyed defeated the enemy on this ship but are there not more on the way I just find that fascinating even if they've won the fight why wouldn't you ask questions why wouldn't you be like hey who are you guys well yeah because we assume that they'd won the fight this is the end of the episode there's nobody left yeah you don't know who might be on the way you don't know who else is in this fucking ship you don't even know if these guys are the good guys strictly yeah these are Mandalorians you had a war with them if you're a Jedi then like don't you want to know what's going on another thing they added was that he would recognize that Karadun is Republic and therefore this is Republic people and it's like from a tattoo I guess you know this one random you know one random Marshal I feel like that's a bit of a leap isn't it it's like oh you are affiliated with the Republic therefore I don't have to ask any questions by any excuse anything we know about Luke is that he's very trusting of authorities and governments but the last person said he couldn't be trained so then she was okay with it he does look so much better this was done in like a day didn't even deep fix the art of Dato oh it's so bad better fix the writing now deep fake the writing the writing the video was made by Quaker Oats good job Quaker Oats I've always wondered what Quaker Oats are up to these days I still know they're still kicking I guess you get really efficient at making oatmeal so you just try new things so the channel is called Shamuk and it's a deep fake channel this is Star Wars theory I think he's read out Super Chat and responds to it after having cried for a while about the episode I feel like Disney's banking too hard on nostalgia aka Luke Kisoka Bokutan for Mando Season 2 instead of putting effort into good writing your thoughts completely disagree I think this is the writing that we need we'll probably take this piece by piece completely disagreeing this is the writing we need very interesting choice of words yeah the fucking fanservice has nothing to do with the writing this is the writing we need because they wrote it to have Luke Skywalker show up so we have to be the assholes in the party who every single time have to go you can have it, be fanservice and be good and they look at you and frown they're like how dare you yeah I think from now on we'll always point to God of War 4 when that comes up just look at that it's so fucking good it's amazing thorough fanservice and it's all incredibly well supported and earned but this not so much these characters are the it's like saying oh why is Avengers focusing on Iron Man and Thor and Captain it's a fucking weirdest analogy I don't even know there's so much wrong with that argument I think he's just interpreted the Super Chat as the fact that it has fanservice and it means it's bad that wouldn't even be applicable as a comparison where you're like it would be fanservice to have Iron Man in Avengers yeah I don't even know what point he's making part of why Avengers happens is Iron Man like the idea that oh having Luke in Star Wars is the same it's like no Luke is dropped in it's like an emergency character blood to try and make people like it it's not the same at all they're together of several heroes while the Mandalorian is a show about a bounty hunter who doesn't want to kill the bounty or give in the bounty that he's set after what the fuck does that have to do with Luke it's just like well he shows up because the force Star Wars because the old clap at the jingle keys like why don't we just focus on good storytelling it's like but that's what Avengers is about Avengers is about those characters just being there he's saying that Mandalorian season 2 is about Boba Fett and Ahsoka and Luke being there so Star Wars is about a lot of things Avengers is about the Avengers he's called the Avengers it's like a show called the Skywalker is he arguing that the story of Mandalorian season 2 is about these things so it makes sense that they're in it it's about X meaning it's okay when fan service slash good writing slash like earned payoffs feels like it's all up in the air and getting jumbled around and you just pull out whichever one is sort of convenient at the time as strange as that sounds he's just like Luke shows up it was amazing it's like yeah it's not very well written and he's like yeah I think it is and it's as well written as having Iron Man and Avengers and you're like I that you are of minority I mean it's just obvious if you look out there it has almost 100% on Ron Tomatoes oh man the argument's crushed have you considered it has 100% it's funny to me because I'm like yeah we could have gotten that clearly it's not hard to get that I would just rather get it so it's good yeah I just have Luke show up in a show with good writing Mandalorian season 2 got 100% it fucking slithered into the goal it did pathetically so I think we could probably nail that 100% anyway it's okay if you don't like it but you should also acknowledge that you're trying to yuck some yum that a lot of people find very tasty well it's okay if you don't like it but you have to acknowledge that you're trying to steal the joy from everyone else and at the same time it's a weird there's like an underlying sense of like maybe maybe you should back down considering how much everyone's enjoying this yeah we like it you can't say that it's bad if people like it and I'll say like I've seen dissenting opinions on this finale from a couple of places but it is a bit of a tidal wave of praise right now from a lot of people and I love the idea that we should back down if there's enough people saying they like it it's like nah fuck you yeah fuck that shit I'm not gonna go with this herd mentality I like some people hate watermelon I love it okay that about sums it up it's good subjectively or objectively it just means that subjectively I like it now we know you saw Luke you love it yeah so the super chat was clearly asking you whether or not you think that this style of writing is gonna be good for the overall and you're like well I like watermelon alright storytelling or good storytelling it just means that it was in my opinion I think it's the true storytelling true storytelling what does that mean surely he doesn't mean like tautologically this is the story that it is like you can't deny that this was the writing that was written so it's really difficult to understand when he says something what he actually means like what are the thoughts in his head that his brain is struggling to put words to very similar skill to like archaeology like coding the speaking and the writings of star wars theory what was the daily life like how many iterations bring new variations to our favorite game fundamentals oh my god I know that one you brush away all the little bricks and markings and it reveals pineapple and you're like oh my god no watermelon sorry so many words I'm trying to like an ancient tablet in the in this tube and it says I like watermelon you don't I do that's fine I really love bread they had a very tolerant religion these people are very tolerant and it's they found a way to make it interwoven with the Mandalorian story of Grogu interwoven imagine considering what we saw to be interwoven it was so elaborate the way that Luke just fucking shows up in his next week picked a baby of it and eats off it's amazing to me think of the writing room they went how do we get Luke to show up he gets called by the force how does he do that there's a stone on some planet that calls him how does he get there Ahsoka tells him where it is how does he get to Ahsoka Bo-Katan tells him where she is how does he get to Bo-Katan a fish tells him I love the thought that they started with a Luke Skywalker cameo it just went back from there think about it when we got to that point it's like a fish told him where Bo-Katan was and you're like how does he get the fish like he happened to speak to someone who happened to speak to and gamble with an ant who happened to speak to the fish that's how this story started fucking Mandalorian sucks like it's terribly written I think that like none of this ever relied on Mando's skill he was lucky that some people in the galaxy talked to each other and then told them what they heard beautiful they did a great job what a worthless bit of commentary what are the two worst words of the English language good job Watermelon you guys ready to be the crotchety grandpas of Star Wars for the rest of our fucking careers online I'm getting ready to be the crotchety grandpas The way I kind of see how this will roll out is that we will be the crotchety grandpas for every single time the new Star Wars content comes out everyone is enjoying it but then when everyone looks back in time later they will all agree that it was kind of bad and it basically we will never be strictly like in good graces with addy buddy because of this it doesn't change how good our arguments are going to be so whatever just give you some good writing that would be pretty cool actually I like good writing good writing isn't the true writing that's the big tree tree no watermelons in true writing and not true writing so couple things I'm just going to mention for posterity as they say isn't it interesting that we are all like oh my god they're going to fly back into the ship when you throw the super droids out there like that doesn't end the drama and mando knows that but he doesn't act as though he knows that at all yeah he doesn't act like they're on a very very small timer he actually knows wish him he's smarter than he is maybe he is too dumb to do that yeah mando's really fucking stupid we keep sort of like forgetting that true maybe I genuinely feel like he lost himself time by pulling that button and it would have been taking longer for them to get through the door to get through the door yeah I'm going to disagree with you but not because you're right in everything except that the show bends reality so they get back they actually take seven minutes to get back they take way longer to get back for no reason nooo so the point where you can make it for like a year would you come hurt so I came back to hearing would you come hurt that's pretty good welcome to our Mandalorian it all started with me saying I want some breakfast oh I can see how that makes sense rags you pointed out the guy in the beginning is really neat that he's interested in staying alive they're like shouldn't we fight the pirates and he's like fuck that I'm going to die if I do that it's like hey and then he proceeds to just randomly piss off the person with a gun to his head he's like hey you'll plant it blew up okay then she's like don't stop like put the gun down he's like you're like hey your planet is destroyed and I'm evil you know what I did when Alteron was destroyed I coomed a billion sperm for the billion lives lost why is it considered in character for Luke to essentially be in a position where there's like a huge amount of trauma that's happening in this place with people he has a major concern over and he's asking nothing he was portrayed with dignity is the line that everyone's going right now despite asking no questions about the operation of the empire and what they're running or any information that he could get instantly from these people rather than just finding out later from I don't know sending people here the Mandalorans are going to take this ship the Bo-Katan and his crew apparently the ship is going to them for taking back Mandalore which is apparently what season 3 might be about them doing that and obviously Mandalorian leading them because he has the special black bullshit but he doesn't contact the Republic to make sure this stuff is taken care of what's going to happen to this warship to make sure these people are safe to make sure these people have a way out where's my warship okay obviously who the people are if he took his time to find out you'd find one of the most infamous assassins in the universe is in that room with him who also has a mechanical stomach I think they have a point of interest nothing will change the taste of her coom because of her mechanical stomach did we ever talk about how she has like a little lap on her close now specifically to show people she's got a mechanical stomach look mechanical anymore cyborg well the fact that it doesn't have its own skin covering is kind of strange isn't it she already had that flap she just like showing people her belly look how fit I am also yeah just to find out what everyone's relationship to each other is where everyone's coming from what everyone's doing if they're okay and why these people care about the little force goblin like what's going on no that's awesome about it can you tell me anything about this Luke was respected and he was treated with dignity yeah sure but at this point I think I'm going to push back against he was in character I don't think he was in character at all he was more so a representation of Luke how the fans see Luke rather than Luke if that makes sense yeah he kicks ass in this calm and kind I guess he kills the robots in the lamest fight ever and then he takes a baby and then he cars off nobody like they didn't show anyone recognizing him as Luke's guy will go really strange you'd think that he'd be a really famous guy I guess we're still running with that whole thing he's just nobody knows who he is I can't say it often enough how bizarre that is people have complimented the show for how when he's moving through the security footage Moff Gideon is looking stressed out and people are like ah don't you get it the show's trying to say Moff Gideon knows who Luke is and he knows what this means they didn't have any interesting shit in the room where like Luke could look at Moff Gideon and he could be like oh fuck like they don't they knew each other at all just sort of implied maybe I don't think it was clear that he knew who Luke was rather he's just like who the fuck's doing that no one knows anything about the stuff that's happened in this fucking universe you finally have your super army of robots and then some Randy comes over and lightsaber just fucks them all up and they're like ah if you play with your friends and you manage to build this awesome army there's a level 50 against their level 40s and you're so excited that a level 100 just kills them all and you're like okay why don't you just build the droids out of beska oh my god why not have your stormtroopers use the because I thought it was interesting that they say that the droids they take like many minutes to start up dark troopers and the idea is like they consume a lot of energy that's why they kept on like ice until they're needed and so we I think we brought up it's like you'd have at least two active surely you just have them on your ship like that's worthwhile they're amazing but at the same time you wouldn't put them all in the same room together at the same time I can understand that they take more power than let's say a battle droid or a super battle droid right cool however more power to the point where they need like 10 minutes to fucking load like I don't know about this because sure they're stronger like they can punch a blast door open for reasons but at the same time their most valuable asset I would say is their blasterproof armor which is what the droids in season 1 have because the security droids that the Republic uses on their ship so it's actually one of the most dumbest backwards designs I've ever seen in my life in a show so the security droids that the new Republic uses to guard their prisoners they are selectively resistant to blaster fire but you can pull their limbs off with your hands which is like the exact opposite of what you would need if they're guarding unarmed prisoners also isn't it that the chess plates are immune to blaster fire but their head plating isn't selectively I mean it seems like their heads are the weak spots but that just goes to show how stupid the design is because droids don't need heads and if you're going to put armor on them you put armor around the important parts and that's the thing I've always found it amusing that you'd put the CPU for a droid like in the head and the head is weak and it's like wouldn't you just put it in the strongest place in the body I guess yeah don't even give it a head fuck it it doesn't need one well super battle droids they don't have heads right yeah it's articulated you can just put a sensor on the top that just swivels a little tiny one yeah I brought this up because like one it's lucky that this is all how it works because it allows everything to happen the way it does but they ask Pershing they're like will there be enough time for Mando to get to the those droids before they've woken up and he's like they take minutes so maybe like that's the plan that's what everything was based on was the word of someone who's not even on their team and even with their word it was an incredible gamble he got there a second before it was too late and he like tells them like oh I don't you know it's all chill it's fine I am totally not lying to you and it's amazing because he doesn't actually lie to them I don't know why he doesn't so this is something that we didn't even pick up on at all because I guess all of us just blanked on it I hadn't thought of it in many many years but do you guys even know the name Bibb Fortuna? yeah he's the major Domo for Job of the Hut just to make sure because like I was talking to a friend of mine who had seen Mandalorian and he was telling me about like that's Bibb Fortuna in case you don't know he turns up at the end of Mandalorian and he gets shot by Boba it's fucking awesome it's so cool the friend of mine was even just like talking about that bit and then they mentioned Bibb weird though because he's dead and I was just like is he dead? he got Leia, Jabba and if you look over there there's Bibb Fortuna if you guys remember this whole place gets blown up if the place got blown up that means he's either dead or he jumped out last minute and he made it back to the palace and he got real fat the credits actually cite him as Bibb Fortuna in the end of the Mando episode as well so yeah no one's ever really gone once again it could really just like that would apply to Bibb Fortuna the book of Boba Fatt being like a show all about him I guess maintaining control over Tatooine could be fun probably won't be well written because it's John Favreau Dave Filoni and Robert Rodriguez are the three people who are heading it so Rip I'm sure it'll be filled with action though plenty of people getting blasted by Boba yeah very exciting there'll be people in hallways that die from blasters oh yeah it'll be maybe they won't even just have hallway maybe like an open space like a room not just a hallway an actual room I was rewatching the episode with a friend and they were just blown away by that moment the room as though it's only the people in that room that they killed that Matt like there's no one else in all of Jabba's Palace apparently they're just like we win we killed the people on the stairs and the people in the room oh yeah those who ran away and it's over and it's like there's probably probably more than that I don't know and it's such a and yeah I think we talked about it off recording but like what a missed opportunity like you could have made season one of the book of Boba Fatt about how he tries to retake control of Tatooine from Bibb Fortuna Jabba's Palace could be like it's a whole episode well the finale right it could be an awesome fucking ending that he tries to get back in they all hate him or keep him out and they're all like his reputation has sank and they can reference like how he's pathetic or something the whole season could be about him regaining his reputation but then of course they have the shot of him on the on the throne it's like oh that's why it's just it's just for everyone to go oh oh oh oh when they do the thing of having Jedi now in the Disney properties that the actors use like a you know plasticy sword that lights up and it looks pretty neat in post then because it helps them make them look really accurate like the prequel swords look pretty damn good but I'd say that Disney might have the the best ones in terms of effects as well as the sound design on the lights of the prequels yeah she looks the ones on the prequels that don't light up anyone that's physically there right but these ones can because they actually light up in real life as well they can amplify it the swords they have rags you comment at one point as Luke is walking by something that he probably cut open that crate when they cut away but he wouldn't have actor-wide because the lightsaber is probably about half the length of the real one as he's using it and I base this on the fact that there is a scene in intercut with a lot of them where I don't I think they colored his lightsaber properly but they didn't extend it to the length that it's supposed to be I'm not even sure if they added the effects his lightsaber is small yeah and it's also it doesn't look like they've applied the effects to it yeah it looks yeah it looks raw so I think they forgot to in that one shot which is very interesting well also embarrassing yeah I don't know how you fucked that up he's got they probably have it like that so that he can quote-unquote stab but it wouldn't be a stab and they can fill the rest in post and I was like oh yeah that would make sense that's probably why the sword is small yeah whoops we have three stormtroopers in this room two that are about five meters in front of Fennec that are together and one that's about two meters to the left of them she's going to shoot one of them without any of them realizing she's there then she will do a forward roll for no reason and then she will shoot the second one and then the third one she will hide from and then she will kill him and for some reason he will never even realize what just happened to the two people behind him he'll have plenty of time to realize and I know that we definitely would have commented on this in the initial recording it's just like how do we keep saying how fucking stupid stormtroopers are that's insane yeah I just saw the dodge it's such a mysterious situation when you have Pershing ship arriving at your empire ship if you're Gideon and he is chased directly out of hyperspace by Slave 1 like how did Slave 1 track them through hyperspace that's not invented until the sequel trilogy uh-oh that's a good point I was just left it playing and I just got to the bit where she beats them with her gun as we're watching it and I desperately demanding Gideon ask for uh any kind of clearance and I didn't even think about the fact that they won't chase them through hyperspace should be impossible unless they're working together yeah that's the chair coordinates yeah oh and I guess the last thing I discovered this while editing literally today and I already sent it to Rags they nailed it quote unquote in one way and then they kind of fucked it up so Mando in episode 6 with Boba Fett fires 6 of his 12 total whistling birds it will be first see the the shot of the whistling birds I believe in the wrist and then he fires 6 in the episode against the super droids and of course then Gideon is like you have fired your full salvo and it's like how do you how do you know that how do you okay and the reason he says that obviously is to let us know that's why Mando's not using it because uh it'll be a kill but there's a there's a shot where he goes to fire the droid in this episode and he's got he's got like the the full sort of wrist shows that there is a slot for each whistling bird there are three lights that aren't lit up to imply that he's fired three out of these total slots and he has 14 lights that are ready to go so um yeah he had more than enough to take out Gideon apparently that's a shame not that that matters because he could have used his fucking flamethrower anyway yeah he could have more so a season two than season one Mando is absolutely terrible at using his arsenal to his benefit you'd think that it's like oh it's clearly more than season one it's like well season one he has that whole set of weapons in his ship that he never uses except one time to let Kara have one of them yeah even though he should have used them for more than just combat like remember how they established he has a scope that can see and hear through walls and he only uses it one time and never ever again no one could find a use for that in any other way yeah I mean how much would you use that if you were in combat yeah if you could see and hear through walls and hear about this that's just not useful at all I'm like have you ever really seen a wall they don't come up that much good thank you for watching this has been great see you next time yeah for Mando season 3 all rather when you see us covering Batwoman what are we covering Batwoman in goo goodbye goodbye everyone goodbye enjoy your crimbers yeah Merry Christmas yeah have Merry Christmas everybody Merry Christmas have a good day everyone bye bye goodbye May the may the force fuck it's the Mandalorian the Mandalorian everybody oh we did it we sluk Skywalker he saved the Mandalorian with his lightsaber happy new year you know what else thing that man does head looks really small yeah it would be really dark if baby Yoda like controlled Moff Giddy and it made him shoot himself what did you bring me I fucking hate that show hey Rags check out this meme All right, I don't really care if you like we're not How do you know what's good for me that's my opinion I Do like it being pulled out once the while in the middle of a conversation Without picturing those two heavily That's good, that's a good one. I mean that's the stuff of like legends, you know, oh my god, like couldn't be happier No, couldn't be happier as a Star Wars fan. Okay, my hands are shaking Then seeing r2 with him. It was like I got to feel like I was a little kid Luke's voice Oh, I want to milk it. She has cried too Well, it's over 30,000 people here. That's I don't know what to say, buddy. This is um, this is bigger than than anything for me It's I have come to love these characters every bit as much as the og trilogy character Star Wars has literally been a part of my entire life I'm falling with you And it couldn't have been more beautiful, you know I'm watching it. I was just like, what the hell is how is this? This is Actually happening if you don't like it and you want to comment. That's totally fine, too I'm fine with that. Just don't rain on people's parade. Don't come in here and be a dick, you know Because let's just let people that love it. Let us love it. You don't have to hate on people Like and something you don't we should all like different things or else the world gets really boring really quick. I love you guys and um I'm honored. I could share this moment with you Who the fuck is dim? That's uh, mando. I think his name should be dim because he's a fucking idiot