 The character looks like you. Yeah, that's what we're doing complete and total character immersion. Oh My gosh, are you kidding me? I Failed on a five again. Should we try again? No Oh, dude Look chat. No, it's a sign. It's a sign Which character are you interested in banging in this game so far? Can you bang yourself? Okay, so here's where we want to go next main quest is to find the cure We need to go rescue house in in the goblin camp and then we need to find the githy-anky crush Save the refugees. Let me just work our way out of here. What's that noise? Wait, what boys slowly? Why is it no join option? What's the pay 11 damage fucking of his fan TV? piercing shot nice What a second? boom action surge melee And then I swing twice right because that Okay, critical mess dude. I'm gonna bless you and you and Myself Oh nice concussive smash Okay, divine favor divine smite Here we go big damn. Okay. That's not good Yeah, I know what that wait rotten chicken eggs Why does he have rotten chicken eggs in his pocket? nice GGs That's fan ended their pleasure. It's okay chat. It's okay that I killed them. They weren't married Okay, let's see blade of frontiers hung down carlack because of the quest here Let's start with the long rest Let's talk to gale. I'd like some time to talk Are you enjoying your aim? Yeah, dude. What are you doing? Cut it out. That spell of yours is attracting mosquitoes Oh My you startled me I uh Miles away Are you praying to your goddess? If so, I'd be glad to join your vigil not praying Not quite. I was just Practicing an incantation No, there's more to it than that. I know devotion when I see it. Oh my gosh. Are you kidding me? Here roll again I got this There we go The character looks like you. Yeah, that's what we're doing complete and total character immersion I didn't realize the depth of your devotion magic is My life I've been in touch with the weave for as long as I can remember. Wait your hair is not real nothing like it. It's like music Poetry physical beauty all rolled into one and give an expression through the senses Would you like to know I do not lock at would you like to experience this? Uh No, I have no interest in such magic or should I say yes Yes, or no Then follow my lead Wait, what are they doing? Now you Let me take the gesture slowly and precisely as you can I failed on a five again I'll re-roll re-roll re-roll So does this does this make me learn magic feel something strange Like a kind word and a kind touch at the same time It's warm and comfortable. Like if I can get like like fire damage Repeat after me Arthron Contrack Ayo Performance repeat the words bold and proud There we go Suddenly the scent of rose water and a sense of well-being A sliver of weave that tastes sweet on the tongue Very good Now I want you to picture in your mind the concept of harmony as true as you can Bro I'm sorry It looks like magic's not on the cards tonight Perhaps I'm not quite the teacher. I fancy myself to be In any case, don't blame yourself. Mr. Can be a fickle mistress Call you to a tea. Should we try again? No How dude how All right, uh, I'm like chat. No, it's a sign. It's a sign Who's this? So I just walk up to this guy's desk and I still all his gold Ender sort of who's there Please keep your distance You're welcome to shelter here, but we've grave injuries to tend to Uh, who or what attack you the most deadly foe we've yet encountered. Okay We are paladins of tear lord of justice He sent us after an infernal being Straight out of the nine hells Hiding in the form of a one horned tiefling Let me help I can hunt down the water she ran toward the river when she saw we were merely wounded not dead Down the hill from here if you capture her you will have served here where we could not This is the sword of justice Blessed by tear I've wielded it since I swore my oath It's all I have But it's yours if you stop her Bring me her head and tear will consider her crimes repaid Nice So they give me a sword. Where's the sword? Are you getting after the quest? Wait carlatch Wait, is that carlatch you guys were talking about Shut up idiot. This is the devil will and the paladins of tear want dead Are you all right? Never been better Wait, okay, hold on. So I get a cool sword if I kill her though. If you kill her I unfollow You're not even following right now. The thing is dude. I'm a I'm a paladin Wait, she's saying they're not actually paladins. They're imposters. Nobody likes an imposter Your name is literally imposter edits Literally killed two innocence attacked farmers and cows kicked the squirrel. This is sus Look, I killed those guys on accident and the other guys I was just testing I was reloading. I just want to see what would happen Did you I oath break down accident? I miss clicked Rewriting history to fit the narrative. Okay. I'm literally telling you what happened So are those paladins really fake paladins? Maybe I say I don't think so and I go ask them if they're fake Damn after a decade in hell. I was hoping for a little company, especially some who look like you But I can take a hint Good luck out there You're gonna need it I'm gonna go talk to them. Are you guys real paladins Any sign of a tiefling fiend? I meant her. She says you're the fiends and I believe her First I was burned within an inch of my life and now I'm stuck playing pantomime I can't take it anymore. Carlac is going back to avernus and if she won't go quietly She dies. It looks like I'll have to kill you first Which I quite look forward to Wait, what? um So he is a fake paladin Divine favor divine smite What a fucking wheeze Liar dude. Oh my gosh Guiding bolt. Oh my gosh, dude Oh, what the hell how many attacks does this guy have man? Dude, I literally got wreck bombed man. It's freaking vanilla all over again Okay, gaping wounds Here, I'm gonna do my uh action surge I'm gonna shoot again Let's just finish her Huge Okay, I'm looting. I'm looting the sword of just wait the sword isn't even as good. The sword is worse Okay, uh shadow heart is dead What the what? What just what range attack? I hope this kills her Nice Okay, it's what we do. Oh my gosh really hitting the man while he's down Uh close the door Wait, she'll never see she doesn't know where we are anymore She has no idea She already used your action because you dash Nice Okay, here we go big level dude big level four big level four chat big level look at that land hands charge new feet I wonder what's a good one for paladin skills is the most broken you gain proficiency and three skills of your choice Great weapon master Oh when you land a critical hit or kill a target with a melee weapon attack you can make another Oh my gosh, you can make another melee weapon attack is a bonus action on that turn Attacks with melee heavy melee weapons you are proficient with you can deal in digital 10 damage across the minus Oh my gosh, I'm gonna go great weapon master because I'm trying to get big numbers. Okay Not in pass Oh This is your last Was that good you're not here to play with the locals Of course, Kithra we merely sought to no excuses question kill then move on find the weapon Our queen watches us fail at your my queen Those gifts look like a fight and a half Let's keep away from them for now Hey, what's going on here rain fire? Okay, dude, you know what's crazy Is I was playing this game before right in the playthrough that I did with uh With wake and nick and bonnie we got to this goblin area this goblin camp city through the other path But in this playthrough I see it for the first time over here like think about how sick that is dude. That's so cool, dude That's actually so cool So now I'm like, I know what it is. But if I don't know I'm like, wait, what the hell is that place? How do I get there and technically can I just jump down here? Okay, we're testing right now chat Wait, isn't this kind of nuts that we're doing this Dude, I'm like sneaking into the goblin city, man. I'm stealth mode dude going in from the back side and nobody knows I'm just gonna open the doors Wait, I just walked right in I so much boy I'm part in here. We're doing the absolutes work State your business Love it us dream. Thanks, man. It's a hardcore power courses through you Authority intimidation it's add guidance Spread your business all over that wall. He told you to bugger off. Didn't I? You have and I'm telling you to mind your manners Oh, no. Oh wait difficulty two Just don't roll a one. Don't don't oh my gosh, dude Are you kidding me, man? No way, dude. How does that happen? Man, come on, dude All I had to do was not All I had to do was follow the damn train, dude. Okay, roll again Blurges reeling suddenly isn't bitten The true soul. Why are you calling me a true soul? Because that's what you are in it One of them is is our faults and the voice of the absolute Oh Boss wags me And you and all now I reckon go ahead, please. I'm sure you're expected Yep The Um, who do I need to kill? I need to kill gut. I wonder if this is a mistake. Yeah ready to clear your head smart All you need to do is open yourself to the absolute And I'll do the rest Don't want anyone peeping on private matters so secret and safe Uh, what exactly does your plan involve? It involves you putting your trust in the absolute simple Uh, I'm ready. You won't regret this So drink this it'll purify You recognize tell tale flecks of wear jackal blood It's a potion of sleep I'm not drinking that I guess we're doing this the hard way then Wait, what? dreams Wakey wakey Don't bother struggling. You ain't going nowhere Isn't the parasite the reason for psychopath is why would you want to remove because it's going to turn you into a mind flare Like it's going to it's going to like it it's like It's like zombie blood like you're going to turn eventually a mind flare infect me with this thing That much I saw the whole horrible story in your memories And I know what happens next Your teeth fall out your skin rips off and you turn into one of them You're gonna be my new pet A ferocious squidy All for myself You test the weight of the chains looking for weak points Oh My gosh, I have to roll a 20 wait. I like the blue The blue is a better. Okay Dude, are you kidding me, man? I was literally gonna say the blue is a better What is happening, but you're still the same kind of ugly you always was Disappointing not to have my own squidy But your triplets will make for a tasty supper Wait, what? Wait, what? Sorry, I made a little late No lasting damage. I hope Who's this? I'm still breathing at least thank you It's my master. You should thank When you got yourself in this predicament. Who is this me to help You'll meet him again soon and have a chance to show your gratitude In the meantime try not to get yourself killed I won't always be watching Huh, who is that? Karilla strange power resonates within the corpse It calls to you Follow your instincts Don't be afraid Okay Wait, what while as its host's memories go to waste The tadpole is absorbed at all its experience could nourish you Strengthen you Do I welcome the tadpoles and influence? I just see what happens This one is a true soul parasite It can enhance you I feel like as a paladin. I shouldn't shouldn't take this I'm going on the oath break. Okay. I just haven't done it yet It seems everything the tadpole has to offer Everything it was and everything it was destined to be Pure potential Pure power You have grown your power and improved your chances of survival So what did that dude that increased my my stats or like what what did that do top right icon built in powers Wait, what your first attack roller ability checking making as any target as opposed to your proficiency bonus Oh my this into this with great weapon master. Oh my gosh Oh a chat chef. It's my oath You are between worlds paladin. Have you made a choice? What happens if I reclaim my oath returning to your oath means relinquishing the darkness within you Its evil must be banished. So I'm not an oath breaker. My oath is broken, but I'm not an oath breaker I wish to take my oath First You must pay the agreed price Material sacrifice is required to prove your words have substance Do you wish to pay? Wait, it's a thousand you guys are saying it's a hundred The price is paid Tell me Why do you wish to reclaim your oath? I understand better the meaning of my oath. I can serve now as a brand new found wisdom a sense of clarity Neil Oathbreaker you swear to deliver righteous retribution Vanquishing your enemies and aiding those who suffer at their hands the oath of vengeance Is once more yours to fulfill So what did I gain from that? I never used these abilities anyway. So does it really matter? Okay solid balder's gate session dude balder's gate is freaking good, man This is one of those games that you can you start playing it and you look at the clock and you're like, oh shit