 How could you say that to your own mother? Damn. Um, so, what are we talking about, jerky? I'm drinking tea. Is there like a Satan version of jerky then, if it's church jerky? I thought church jerky was, like, priest dick. No, it's just going too far. Like, that's how, like, that's how the molestation victims describe priest- People, like, try to keep it under the radar. Local news today. The word jerky has been rising up as a way for them to dog whistle certain ideas. Hashtag jerky. That's just a dog whistle for church rape. But what would be the anti, like, what would be the Satan version? The Satan version? Oh, Satan's vegan. So he wouldn't have any jerky? No, it would be, like, shitty jerky. It'd be, like, it'd be, like, salad jerky or something. Some abomination that he's pre-painted brown, I don't know. Cirky? It'd be, like, like, tofu jerky. Oh, no. Two-ferky jerky. Turkey. I think that's a thing that exists already, but hey. Turkey jerky, yeah. Why so long for a new eFap? Just let everybody pour in first, ladles and jelly spoons and chat. I'm not poor. I didn't say you were poor. I said you were poor. Yeah, poor. And I'm referring to your pores on your skin. You have those, right? No. No. I can't read. Not read. We've been over this. Why does it have to do with pores? Well, because I was referring to your eyes or just your eyes are just weird pores. Oh, well, then I'm referring to those pores. Yeah. Well, why are we fapping today? Why? Why not? Anyway, so I'm just going to read out some of these because Ragh is Mr. Ragh has missed them. So the first question was Ragh's, you massive. Why do you need a switch when you have a high power, better frame rate, higher pixel count, infinitely customizable PC? Well, the the PC with all four mentioned equalities and more doesn't have access to a few games. Plus it was a very kind donation made by James Moore. Therefore, I'm going to enjoy it for all that I can. And if I was going to get a console, it would be a switch. And for the people who are saying, yeah, you can carry the PC around with you portable. You don't need to switch for that. It's like, yeah, that's true. I can't fit my PC in my car. Everyone can. It's just a bit awkward. You have to get a very large backpack and you can put all of it in there with a portable. No, I can't fit it in there. Well, then you have to get one of them big old 14 wheelers, as you said. No, 18 wheelers. And we call them semis. So you have a semis, I thought you said, no. No, no, it's a semi. Yeah, if you want to transport something first, get a semi. Yeah. And then. Load it up. That sounds hideous, drag that shit down the road. The next one was high rags. Hi. I demand you sing Acbar's theme on the 24 hour stream in honor of drunk rags. Acbar's theme. This is the thing. I think I think I reminded you before, but it'll be in the meme videos for the 24 hour one. And you're going to remember it's funny as shit. I think you may have seen the video already. I don't know. I can't remember. Maybe, but I don't know. I can recall, actually. Next one, high rags. Hello. This is for you. Spend it irresponsibly. What's your favorite song by Pogo? Probably happy. Fair enough. Says I found him through your videos a while ago and he's since become my new favorite artist. He is a very talented lad. Beautiful. Hey, rags. Hello. You know what happened to Top Hat's and Champagne's channel? His channel got banned, apparently. No idea why. Well, he sort of answered your own question, but I'll actually be seeing him in a little bit over a week because he's flying over to the States. Well, that's awesome. Yeah, I'll be cool. Did he like did he break one of the arbitrary rules? I guess he said it was for hate speech. So what do you want to hate or fucking do shit? Hi, rags. Hello. Does V deserve to burn to death in a tank if he doesn't dominate the fire? Hmm. I'm assuming that's a reference. That is a reference. Um, at this point. I don't know. That's an interesting question. I would say that's all based up to the to the roles, you know. I think they should decide. Hmm. I don't want to be impetuous. And then hi rags. Hello. I'm thinking of purchasing a handgun. What are your recommendations? Um, I have a number of handguns. Um, depends on what you're going to use it for. But I doubt that it is difficult to go wrong with the ubiquitous glocks. I own two. They are both fantastic, simple. Um, if you want something really cheap, uh, you can get an agon 1895. Those are those are quaint, nifty, little, little guns, um, 1911 and gone. 1896 basics. It's hard to go wrong with a lot of stuff, but it depends what you use it for. Five, six, get a clock. You're going to get a clock 17. Well, there you go. Is it cost effective as well? Uh, it depends on what you're trying to do with it. You're trying to use it as a paperweight. Then no, it is not cost effective. Oh, what about a matter in which to turn your TV off and on by shooting it? Because this was made very mainstream by an episode of Simpsons. Well, I know that with a firearm, it is very easy to turn your TV off. However, turning it on afterwards, arguably more difficult. Arguably. Arguably, you're going to say you've missed the opportunity. Um, and then the last one is glad to see you guys still go and gives me more to catch up on later. If rags come back, comes back, ask him when his next video is coming out. Well, I guess it came out, so. No, it hasn't. It's I'll probably I'm just going to release it tomorrow. I'm just going to set up the thing to premiere it tomorrow, because I think it's cleared for monetization. And I'm I'm pretty I'm I'm pretty confident that this content ID thing is going to go through it out any issue and that it's totally fraudulent and everything. So I'm just going to go ahead and release the video tomorrow, because it's all done. I just need to premiere it. And I think it's been it's it's been unlisted a while to where I think it'll be. There there's no monetization issues. And I've already started on the brown table video. I'm looking forward to that. It's going to be fun. We're covering it today. It's going to be great. We are. Yay. All right. An enormous semi outside clearly went past. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. No, that's the sound that semi makes. It reminds me of the fucking South Park episodes where they're like, motor bikes. Right. Yeah. So first thing that I should obviously talk about is because a lot of people are very concerned. Where is Mr. Wolf and and how is he? So if any of you don't follow me on Twitter, I did a big thread about it. And I'm basically just going to read it because it's more concise than anything I'm going to come up with while rambling. So I've spoken to him. Since we last saw him and his channel as a springy, I'm not sure if rags has or not, but I'm pretty sure Wolf's talked to a couple of people just to let them know he's back like he's not. Nothing horrible has happened to him. He's he's taken many steps towards improvement. He's going on medication, seeing a therapist and taking more time to explore the issues at hand with the support of his family. His channel is not going to be recovered. It's permanently gone as to whether or not he's ever going to do YouTube things ever again is undecided. And well, it's just nothing else to really say for now. He's happy for any podcast appearances. So like even his own ones to a degree and like EFAP and times he's guested on other people's stuff like for all of that to stay up. He even wanted me to make sure I mentioned like not so great debate and the just right one. And I guess like me and him had a podcast, I think a couple of times me and rags were on his podcast, like all of those can stay up. He doesn't mind, but he'd prefer it if people didn't reupload his reviews. But he understands that people want to see all of his content regardless. So it's just something he wants to move on from personally. So that's that's his perspective on that. I know a lot of people wanted to know. EFAP is going to carry on while we'll we'll focus on his life. He's always allowed on this show and he can always come back literally at any point. But his appearances on podcasts, his own reviews and any content creation in general are not going to be important right now compared to working on his own life. He's aware of the enormous outpour of outpour of support, something that's been extremely kind and loving. He he knows that we're all here if he needs anyone to talk to you and that we care about him enormously and he can't thank you all enough, which overall with all of us together is very good news and make some real changes and focus on his life. Best thing for him now is his time and space with an open door to any support that he needs. And obviously, thank you all for your patience and the kind messages. A lot of people are very concerned, but OK. Went through a rough really rough patch and that he's just he doesn't want to do YouTube as is and he'd like to. Sort of let go of the whole thing. But, yeah, that is essentially the update because he was on the last eFap. He just wasn't a lot of people were very concerned about some of the comments he was making and then he released like this this message on his channel before deleting it. So that I'm probably going to have to answer a whole bunch of superchats in future and future episodes as well. But that's essentially all the information on it. He needs to be talked about more than that. Unless is there anything else you wanted to mention, Rags? Or is it all good? I think that was a very well-rounded summary of recent events. All right. For those who are reasonably concerned about the fact that I haven't released a video now in coming up to like three months, I haven't actually checked the time. It's on the way, which is something I say all the time. But I've literally got I'm on the final stretch now. I'm adding visuals for it for a selection. My guess is two weeks at most one week at the lowest. But that's if I really push it. It's probably going to be my best video ever, at least from my perspective. I put a shit to the work into this one to the limit, limit. Because we're in it to win it. I'm excited to get it out. It's coming. I swear. OK. And once it's out, I know I have like a week. Then people will start asking for the next one again. I'll be like, no, I need a ragged animal or video within the span of two weeks. Yeah, there you go. It'll be the best. Yeah, I try to make sure masturbating four times in one day. I hear you guys. I get it. I'm listening. I'm working. It's coming to love it. It's going to be two hours and 40 minutes. So think of it as like three and a half rage videos all being released at once. You know, if I had pasted out in parts, people probably would have preferred it. But you know, fuck that. Why would anyone do that? That's that's lame and long videos are better. Um, but yeah, the only other thing I wanted to mention quickly was that apparently Major Lee has made a video about the Fandom Menace. Have you heard about this, Rags? Say what Major Lee has made a video criticizing the Fandom Menace, which is essentially the collective that involves geeks and gamers, world-class bullshers, Nord Rottick and a couple of others. Well, a lot of other. I mean, that's sort of us. So, yeah. Yeah, I think we're honorary members. I can't remember how it works. Absolutely. We've covered Star Wars enough. But Jeremy mentioned to me that apparently he's he's criticized a lot of people in the video that aren't a part of it. And I don't think we show up in it, but. Yeah, he is funny. He's I watched a bit of it at points. He's like, explaining how they probably didn't like it because like the the female character told the whole show. Protagonist was wrong. It's a point, so whatever. And I was like, didn't didn't on the EFAP that we had him on. He like conceded that Poe did nothing wrong. Yeah, I don't I don't have a great amount of faith and majorly his ability to string together coherent logical progressions of thought and to stay consistent. Well, so he's going to go back to his channel. He's going to make some bullshit, despite everything that he told us personally live because that seems to kind of fit in with who he is. And I was going to say, like for Jerry, it's like just watch the debate. You'll you'll get all the information you need. But who knows, maybe maybe like a cheap card table. Maybe they'll have some form of a debate or something. Who knows going forward. But yeah, apparently the the fandom men is are dealing with him now. You know, EFAP was just his first target. Well, I guess T.L.J. I don't know. And yeah, that's the other thing, by the way. He's he like admitted on a podcast that he says a lot of things just to be provocative. So like you don't even know if he's just trolling. You're just like, oh, OK. Well, you don't believe in your points, or you do whatever the hell that goes. Regardless, that's that's the intro out of the way. Welcome to EFAP 48, which was delayed by a week. And we were supposed to have one last week and this week to make for Episode 50 next week. The plan, as it currently stands, is to do two episodes tonight as a sort of like a build up to the fact that me and Rags are going to try and be awake for 24 hours in a row, which will be fun. Whoa, whoa, we're we're doing. We're doing two episodes today. That was the plan in one in one day today, today. Hey, wait a second, wait a second. How come today is only one day? That's a fucking question for the ages, dude. Explain this, but what makes you think I have the answer to something that deep? Because you are a video essay review man on YouTube. No, I'm not. I'm just a rambler. I can't I don't want to make a point. Don't give me an answer. I don't know. I can't be concise. I don't ever make a point. I don't stay on topic. Oh, yeah, that's another piece of news. I've been told that Eric Taksin is making a video on Rags. I'm excited. Sure, it'll be sure to be as fucking amazing as his last two. Yeah, I know he's I like the me and Wolf have already been done. So it's just Rags were made because he's dubbed the trilogy. It'll be great. But yes, either way, that is still happening. The 22nd of this month, which is just six days from now. How terrifying. The plan is to do a 24 hour episode of EFAP, which means three eight hour streams, I think is the plan. Because it was going to be four seven hour ones or wealth seven, seven, seven and whatever else. But we proved with with one of the last EFAPs. Was it the last EFAP that we can actually go over eight hours? We know we went over by a minute and it still works. So I'm assuming the cap is actually 12 hours. A couple of people have said 12. As long as we can make it eight, I'll be fine. We'll we'll we'll split into three parts. It'll be fine. But yeah, the plan is to literally cover the rogues gallery as I'll probably title it. We're going to go back and check out a whole bunch of people we've covered before, but different takes. It'll probably be a bunch of tonalt. That's going to be great. And the guests, it's going to be like a free for all. So whoever shows up who's been a previous guest is welcome to come on. We'll cap it at six. And then if there's people who are waiting to come in and it's someone who's been here for like three hours or something, we'll be like at the fuck out of here in a really kind way. See like that. We would message him and he would be like, we'd be like, get the fuck out. And he'd be like, oh, guys, I got to go now. And be like, yeah, yeah. So get excited. Maybe it's going to be great. Also memes. There's a shit ton of memes that are built up. I have like 30 videos. A lot of pictures. Like the yellow rim down halfway in the toilet, they have built up and accumulated and they must be, they must be flushed. A clog has happened. A clog. Since Metal has rudely abandoned his position, I'll say, hey, welcome, welcome to the stream. Jay Longbone, it's been such a long time. How wonderful to have you return. Feels wonderful to be here. Oh, why? Yeah, that was fake. I hate it. How's YouTube been since you've lost been here? I guess it's been good to you. It's been all right. You know, a little, a few more demonetizations that I would like. And my fucking Miley Cyrus music video reaction got it flagged my channel. Well, I got a warning for a nudity. Oh, well, I'm sure if we went to Miley Cyrus's official channel, it would be there. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, 100 percent. It would be up monetized. Fucking like Elmo would be advertised on it. Fuck it. Was this what was this mother's daughter? Oh, yeah, that that garbage. Yeah. How dare you? She's a saint. But that that that's YouTube is that Miley Cyrus can have her video, but if you react to it, then you'll get a warning for nudity. It makes so much sense. Yeah, a truck stop whore has has more leeway than me. It sucks. Well, now you got a backup. Well, so I remember curiously checking out what's with the 50 Shades of Grey trailers? What's what's that about? Tell me tell me a story. Videos you've made. Tie me up to the bed and slap me. That was addressed to not rags. But that was undressed to rags, you mean? Oh, I get it. Nudity, especially with the nudity warnings all tied together. But I'm not that's weird. I never give warnings about my nudity, but I'm always naked. Well, don't the glasses count as clothing? Not really. They're more of an accessory. You could use an accessory on a watch and you're like, Oh, no, naked. What if you put on a thousand watches? Um, I guess you could have like a watch suit, a suit of watches. And it's more than an accessory. All right, I guess since you're back, I guess I'm like, you're welcome. Have you even been on an actual e-fab? You've just been on the stupid gay ones, right? The the gaming ones, anyone? Oh, no, wait, you were when you were talking about, yeah. So Joseph Anderson, I think. But I was just kind of there because the actual guest actually showed up. So it was just like. What if I type in Mula metal? Oh, I literally have no e-fab results. That's interesting. The first result is 2014 Museum Box Break for Mick. The fuck? What's that got to do with either of us? E-fab. Oh, wow. So apparently you're on Episode 48. That's interesting. How was that? Pretty terrible. And your own gaming. Oh, wait, for some reason, Wish upon shows up. You went in there. Yeah. How are you doing? He runs a Twitch stream, replays video games. And I'd actually recommend going to check it out because the last one you did was, well, the one before the last one you did was pretty amusing. Yeah. We, me and Rags were there. They were T-shirts made. They were crude. It was wonderful. It was amazing. You're like, we're like 60% of the TKO audiences us. Yeah. TKO and Pumble Party. Yeah. But yeah, that was probably my favorite TKO we ever did. Like, that was fucking awesome. And I would recommend watching that VOD as well because it is very entertaining. You can find a link to his channel in the description and then go to videos and then look for the one that's six hours long. I think it was six hours. And it happened. Well, actually, the easier way to find it would be to look for the one that was made on the 15th of August, 14th of August. 14th, yeah, 14th of August. There you go. It's pretty much just the second vid of VOD you can find. I did, like, a short one yesterday, but I was tired because of all the drinking we did. So I just just tisped my flisms and flimpled my dangas. And yeah, some people will know that reference. Some people will be like, what is wrong with this guy? Flism to my tangas. Yeah. There's some deep lore on much which channel that happens once in a while. That's deep. There may be an upload to Moola for what was committed to on that fateful night. Not saying it wasn't worth seeing, but it was. I would look forward to that. I would be funny as shit. So one other thing for we sit are watching any videos apparently during veto stream, because for some reason he knows Matt Jabu, good old, good old Monday. I'm sure they get along swimmingly. Someone snapshot this. And apparently my name came up some way she performed. And Matt shed his perspective of, of, I guess, an element. Oh, wait, Matt. I was amusing. Well, he had Matt on a stream. They were streaming together. Oh, no, he's just in the he's just in the comments. But the chat, I guess. Lull no. I don't spend six hours watching a review of a single film. I just watched the damn film. Oh, man, that. I just find it amusing. Wait, you never, like, watched breakdown of anything? This I mean, does he hate Plinkett, too? Then again, I don't think Plinkett's actually ever gone over the movie run time. So he's nailed it in that regard. Um, but yeah, guys. He's cried over a fucking YouTube plaque. You don't have any fucking you have any fucking call. It's like criticize anyone. I was his wife. I'd be like, Matt, Matt, you didn't cry nearly that hard when your child was born or when we got married. What is this YouTube button that he's like, you wouldn't understand? I mean, you cried on the wedding night because that was for different reasons. It takes a lot of perseverance to get my poor view. Yeah, I remember that. It's fucking now. Idiots that have subscribed to me. Why watch my videos when you can just watch the things I'm talking about. Fucking boxed in a box somewhere. Same for video games to watch video game reviews. Just play the games. I can't play the game. And then it's not entertainment. How many, how many? I will be. Well, I was going to say how many hours does he spend today making shitty videos? But it's clear he didn't actually put any time into them. You know about his Blu-ray channel? Yes, I do. Yeah, he has a Blu-ray channel. He's a Blu-ray channel. He films himself going to like Wal-Mart and stuff and just buying Blu-rays and then being like, these are my Blu-rays. I didn't actually see a full video, but he's like, I guess he reviews the Blu-rays. I don't know. OK. Monday, Matt, Blu-ray channel. What is it called? He has like an attempt to. Oh, not to correct. Oh, we're not looking at pandas right now, guys. Jeez. I don't know how to talk about it. Funny pandas, panda emoji. Brackets, epic laughs, close bracket. You know what? I don't think I can find his Blu-ray channel. Is it just three book theater? Is that it? No. No, no, no. It's like. Blu-ray therapy. Yes. Which is something that he needs is he needs therapy. I don't understand. Did you steal that name from Unbox therapy? Maybe. I guess he has a reference. But why would you make those videos? I don't understand. Maybe the. I don't know. Monday Matt is a mystery to me. He always will be. Why does he go through this song and dance routine? Why does he do it? And I get up to the Peerley Gates, but God, why did you make that one? It was the point of that. It's like, it's not your goddamn business. Has everybody received the link to the watch together? Yeah, yes. I have to click it, though. So the first thing we're going to be covering today in this wonderful world is a video called What Makes Good Art Slash Film? So I guess the question of what makes good art, what makes good film? And it's from our beloved regular brown table. Who rags is actually making a response to, I believe. Yeah, he's. Yeah, it's going to be great because brown tables are dumb. And he's kind of he's kind of like he's kind of a psychopath. He's just high functioning. So. He's got he's got whatever he's referenced it means now he just has one catchphrase, which is that sexual harassment and sexual harassment. It was weird before we watched his video live. There were like no comments about how he felt that like she was completely justified. But since we watched it, there's loads being like, you're kind of a psycho. Like, yeah, just a little bit. If that was me, I'd fucking tournament of dust. OK, we watched like fucking full videos talking about that scene in Captain Marvel. All of them were like, well, you know, you just have to consider it from her perspective. He's a creep. He's a creeper daughter. Yeah, that deserves total that that deserves annihilation. It just makes you think like, have you never interacted with a human being in real life? He just goes, hello there. Would you like some help? He goes, sexual harassment, sexual harassment. Um, just starting extremists. We want to kill myself already, though. Yeah, what is this? This video is opinion based. There isn't really a right answer and is an open ended question. So why even makes a video that it is so open ended that it's only four and a half minutes long. Wait, this is what a complex. This video is opinion based. There isn't really great answer. Well, how do you know? Have you determined that there isn't a right answer? Yeah, that sounds like an answer to me. He's determined that is the right answer. There isn't a right. Well, yeah, I was like, maybe there is a right answer out there. And now I get you're not even going to pursue the right answer because you've declared there isn't one. What's the what's going to be in this four minutes if he's already decided that it's not a thing that has an answer? Just Patreon. Skillshare is this. There's like no brown tape. Sexual harass me on Patreon. I mean, does the video just isn't just this is the whole is the whole thing just this black screen? Yes, there is no answer. I'll give a props for that. That would be funny. Very self away video. Is everyone ready for this masterpiece? Probably. Oh, I am excited. Wait, wait, wait, what? Wait, wait, wait. OK, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Why was that so funny? All right, OK, so. We have an intro. OK, sorry that we've had to pause it two seconds. So you you you're going to make an intro for your your channel. Your channel is based around movie reviews, film criticism. It only makes sense that as one of the you know, collage montage videos for your intro that you would have some not even not even Zootopia, not not even the movies, Zootopia, but a cheap fan. I don't know. I don't know is I don't know if it's a port, a furry porn. This will be a furry porn film. It's not combined with a piano that makes you like your brain immediately goes, wait, what the fuck? And in this scene, Judy Hopps eats spaghetti. We need to analyze it. All right, we'll play it again. Precious audience. Oh, no, we need to see. It's a job. I only have enough time for like four videos. Man running down sidewalk. Spider-Man putting on a suit, I guess. Spider-Man putting on Judy Hopps, eating with chopsticks of Arrow Man. Do you think you know what I think it was? You wanted to make a more profound video than what makes a good film. But you only had like film footage. And so he was like, if I say it's good art as well, I have to involve some of the medium. He's like, what about a bad fanfic of Judy Hopps eating spaghetti? Chopsticks. OK, well, I guess you can eat spaghetti with uncooked spaghetti as the chopsticks. Yeah, there's a lot of potential there. A lot of different ways to do it. I'm loving this video already. I don't know if it's like pasta. We all love forms of art, whether it be song, dance. Music is fine. Oh, I wonder if that'll be a prompt for copyright. The soap dot. I see we have an Ed Sheeran fan. He was in Game of Thrones. He was great in Game of Thrones. I like everyone complained about that. And then he was apparently he was horribly disfigured in a like the next season. We'd find that out in like a passing comment or the two seasons later. I think I can't remember. Yeah, he fucking fell down the staircase and landed on a bed of knives. Like there's some some girl says, like, oh, Eddie, yeah, he got bird or something like that. He was like, oh, so he wasn't already disfigured. No, according to the show. Yeah, so he was shaping eyes. That's just how he looks normally. That's on the good days. Yeah, he got burned. Also, he's made shitty music. Oh, dear. His music is good enough for a brown table video. So it must be pretty good. Like, I don't know. Be song, dance, fine art, graphic art, film, et cetera, in one way or another. And as an artist myself, I do enjoy it. Why didn't you show the Judy Hopps thing when he was. Film, fine art, like. He had Judy Hopps. The fucking bravery of the statement. I do enjoy certain art. I do it. Certain art. Has anyone ever made a more controversial statement? Yeah, just put that caption on a picture of Judy Hopps with chopsticks. I do enjoy certain art. It's like you. I suppose it's like this. Just put it on your man of sophisticated tastes. Just put it like this on Instagram as an inspirational quote. This this this picture like this with brown table and watchmen 2009 on it. I mean, it's pretty playable. Also, I just realized this off center on my stream, that's unacceptable. You make me sick. Blame some kind of ruling class of people. I'm going to be non specific. Oh, I mean, that's better. Didn't watch the other change again due to this to me all the fucking time. That'll have to do for now to make sure we get the whole thing. And I really just searched Judy Hopps chopsticks. It's not necessarily porn, but it will some of these images will clearly become porn. You know, yeah, yeah, we have not unprecedented. That's what you're saying. These are extremely posable action figures, I might add. But no chopsticks. No, here's one. Here's one. It's different, though. It's everyone there. Mm hmm. Well, it is really going down the proverbial rabbit hole here, aren't we? Well, chopsticks to stimulate her clitoris. Her rat rabbit. You actually that's the way that you have experience with this. Don't you? Yeah, chopsticks in my bunny. Oh, no. What a terrible place to get a splinter. Oh, my God. I feel like just googling Zootopia is a really bad idea, general. Yes, it's ruined forever. I mean, what did you guys see it? I did. I thought it was meh, but a lot of people hate it. I've never seen the movie. I've never seen Zootopia. Yeah, it was meh. I fell asleep on this shit. I was curious if any of you hated or chopsticks that I want to stay awake. But I feel that modern films are lacking as a chopstick representation. If Borbo had written that fucking script, it would have been fire. It would have been it would have gotten Oscars up the ass. One of them intrinsic truths also. And some of these are just they're just straight up fucking. Well, well, there's an audience for it. This free free market capitalism is what they say, right? Yeah, I've actually seen like I've actually seen like 3D Judy Hopp horn. We're like it's so it's like it's photo realistic. So whenever like you can you see the dick penetrating her, it's like fur. And then you're like this is people out there who will pay for this. Yeah, it's like Dick sloshing. It's like Dick sloshing inside or like through photo realistic bunny cheeks. It's terrible. I wasn't I wasn't welcome to eat that. They were covering brown table. Not for that conversation. I've actually I know about how like this there's so much work for artists for that sort of shit that these people will pay through the nose to get it that some artists are like, ah, well, I mean, OK, so I'm going to I'm going to pay you thousands of dollars to draw Judy Hopps eating with chopsticks with Nick. You know, OK, it's not too bad. And then they fuck and they just oh, man, they just go after it. And then they're like, absolutely not. They're like, I will pay you five thousand dollars so much money. I need to see this in a way that not even I can describe why I need to see this. Do you guys see an abortion? The second statement, I dislike some art, too. Yes. Whoa, whoa, calm down. I was I was prepared like we need a whole debate about this. Types of art, for example, meeting personally, I enjoy fine art. That's heavily detailed, like Renaissance paintings or broke paintings. But me, I don't like most postmodern art or minimalist pieces. Wow, your your video is a minimalist piece. How about that? Nailed it, dude. But talk about Judy Hopps. That doesn't mean they aren't well made or have had any less time dedicated to them. That's the part of art to me that subject. I don't know. I have a feeling that the Sistine Chapel maybe took a little bit more time than fucking Jackson Pollock splatter and shit on a canvas. But he just said like some of them may have had the same time spent on them. And that's subjective. It's like, well, no, that's it's no, we can definitely quantify how much time was spent if we have it. In fact, we we have inventions called like clocks in order to objectify time. You present it to him like on a plate. And he's like, no, I reject your concept of time. It's like an empty plate. Would you like some time, sir? Maybe it's like a fear of clocks. You know, I can crazy people. Oh, I suppose I could have some seconds. Oh, nice. Oh, soon I did that. And then you use chopsticks to pick it up and then. Yeah, I don't know. It's I see you brought it back. And I like that, too. High five fucking brought it back to I subjectively enjoy your story. I do like some art. I dislike other art. How dare you? You're like, calm the fuck down, sir. To see art for ourselves, we're meant to comprehend it and it's up to our own selves to determine whether or not the art we see before us is good. All right, this isn't really like point related, but instead of saying our own self ourselves, you could have said ourselves, you know, as if as if like we own a self that is us or something. My own self. Subject. So my. The whole thing about my is that it sort of implies ownership. The word my like the is so ridiculously pretentious, though. It is up to our own selves. I own myself. Don't we aren't we all slaves to ourselves? Uh, I don't disagree for you. Interpret it the way we want to interpret it. So then is there actually there's bad text? That's pretty good. This is such a big text. I read that as rats. What makes good rats? What makes good rats? It's not like that, but the tea is a baseball bat. Oh, shit, I need to be writing this shit down, man. Fuck, what makes good rat? Oh, my God. What makes good rat? God, what's bringing back to Zotopia? What makes a good rat? I don't even remember the opening statement our own selves. I'm just going to write that. Oh, my goodness. If it's up to us to determine whether some art is good or bad, in our opinion. What the fuck does good or bad mean for you? That would be a good start. Just tell us what you mean. We're already a minute in. How do we know? He probably just like, oh, I know a good and bad art to me. And that that's what everyone thinks they are. And it doesn't require any clarification. The first question to throw this all apart. I'd be like, oh, you mean like good art, like morally good art. Would he be like, oh, like, oh, so you mean a different kind of good? Reminds me of the whole there's only one definition of weirds thing. That was what makes good rat. Oh, wait, it's not let me pause. Does it squeak? If so, it is a good rat. I mean, there are probably qualifications for that. Can I find the cheese on the other side of the base? Is it the father of four turtles? Father of four turtles. Oh, there. That's why I was lagging. OK, right. Hopefully that problem goes away. We'll see. I'm going to take us back to one minute because I've missed everything. Awesome. If it's up to us to determine whether some art is good or bad, in our opinion, then how do we know when art is actually. OK, so could you not find a picture of people looking at art on a wall? Did you have to like create one transition? It looks like the dude in the white shirt is fucking the other. It looks like he's given the old chopsticks. Why would you do this? Look at the wall. I can't get off. It's just imagine fall. He's trying to art gallery. He's trying to make. He's trying to make this deep pretentious ass video. Photo shops this deliberately. Well, this all the art is like an inch above the ground. So you have to lay down normally on top of other patrons in order to. What the hell? Don't fuck me or my son ever again. Art gallery was shit. I get raped by four people. Why? Why does it say divide on the divide symbol? Like this seems like it would be really artsy to say multiply. Oh, yeah. Like, oh, it's not what that simple means. You're must be smart. Art is subjective. Then why are there art schools teaching you the correct way to draw? That's the thing. Because people don't want to get garbage. Wait, what can be bad? Let's see. Let's go and see that guy's table. No one's going to pay. That's shit. That's awful. I won't buy that table. Oh, right. Let's let's bring it back to Furry porn. Dude, if you can draw really well, people will pay out the fucking nose now for your art. But if you draw like crap, people won't do that. And going to school is an investment. No, I don't want to say I'm not trying to be mean. But this is shit. This is don't you dare say that isn't shit? OK, OK, OK, is that a cake or a leprechaun? Don't know what that is. So in my foundation arts class, if you drew that in front of the teacher I had, he'd be like, yeah, that's shit. You need to do it again. And if you had the fucking balls to ask what is wrong with it, he would fucking frown at you. It's so bad, he would say, I think you're the first person ever to need summer school for art class. OK, I mean, maybe he's going to develop that. That's correct. Way to draw. No, that's Jesus can be bad. I recently attended a talk by Tom Hunt, who's speaking about art. And I recently attended a talk with Tom Hunt, where he spoke at length about the subject of artists to value. You would frown. No way. Are you serious? Theo, if you he would be like, you would have all of the basics on how to actually like translate a thing to page. And if you would, he would think you're fucking with him if you drew what we just saw on there. He'd be like, what the hell are you doing? That's like not even remotely straight. The table is like a wobbly car. It's like, haha, I don't really. Where is that? There isn't. If you said you were doing like fucking, I don't know, absurdist art or something, he'd probably be like, yeah, OK, that's great. Just like walk away from the table. How people can define themselves as artists. And he stated that you can be a bad dancer, but you're still dancing. Yeah, your ex smell like assholes, but they're still ex. Yeah, you're still dancing. He's like, these eggs are rotten and they've gone bad and I could smell them from across the room. But it is still an egg salad, technically. Sure. Nobody's saying the bad films are films. I don't think yeah, no, we take the label from you. You know, that reminded me of myself, not good at all. But to say this, then we can also say this about movies. You can make a terrible movie. And while it still qualifies, what the fuck are you? Didn't you say it's only good and bad based? Oh, my God, that's right. This movie existed. Yeah, the last. Oh, Jesus, they fight with swords. I never saw it because the other ones were so great. I didn't see it because Anthony fucking Hopkins was in it. And I didn't want to see him ruin his his rep. He's been a lot of bad stuff in Venice. Just only watched the good things. That's a good I approve. He's Welsh, by the way. Why? Can we beat him up when I'm coming over? He came from my horrible place. I own him. Megatron. He is our self or whatever. I get it. I don't own self. Yes, he is my own self. He owns his wrinkly ass. You can make a terrible movie. And while it still qualifies as a film, I was OK, how do the humans even stand a chance? Like against the giant, the fucking giant transfer. I don't know. What even is the is the plot to transform into windmills? Is the what is the plot? Do they fight like transformers? Or is it transformers versus transforms that humans run around with swords? Like, yeah, we're helping. It's like, don't you think somebody would have like painted that on like a wall or a tapestry or something? Oh, we're trying to transforming robots from space. I guess they just forgot to write this down. It was all covered up. Oh, it was like in the first one. Oh, I was sort of fringy pointed out that with every transformers movie, the transformers arrived at Earth like earlier and earlier every time. Like first, it was Megatron. Then it was the fucking pyramids or whatever. And eventually it goes back to like King Arthur and shit. It looks like the fuck they think they can pull off the same thing they did with Predator. Like, oh, we were back here. We were there since olden days. See, but it doesn't make any sense because they can transform to trucks and shit. And Predators are just like their hunters and hunters always existed. So that makes sense. But like they would it would the fuck transforming robots are eternal. Except when they're not. Can you try it? It's still like wicker basket. Like best benefit of the doubt here. I don't understand. I thought he said it was all subjective. Now he's like, but ultimately it can still be bad. This is proved by saying a movie can be bad, but still be a movie. It's like, what the fuck are you telling me right now? Like, OK, first off, we're setting the bar really low. I don't need to say low. It's confusing as fuck. Where is his bar? Like, where would you put his bar? I don't know. Up his ass. Yeah. Open his mouth. You can see the tip of the bar. Movies, you can make a terrible movie. And while it still qualifies as a film, it's still bad. This reminded me of Carl Morrison. This reminds me of Carl. This reminds me of socialism. It is a shitty economic system, but it is still an economic system. This is the equivalent of Bilbo Baggins. It reminds me of Karl Marx. Is that really? As I was watching Transformers the last night or whatever. I couldn't help but be reminded of Carl Marx. Why? Why do they do this to me? Jesus Christ, OK, let's do it. Well, it's like I don't think about Karl Marx. Oh, that's bad. This reminded me of Karl Marx and Frederick Engel and their views on art and philosophy. And if that's not the right way to pronounce on gel, who are you apologizing to dead? It's his loving family rags. Oh, dear. I'm so sorry. All of my viewers, sorry. For them, art is defined as a manifestation of the social consciousness. Art changes as time. Wow, what an insane. Wow, what the fuck is he going to do when he's talking about Marxist dot org? Marxist dot org. We won. So we got that picture. Wait, why didn't it blur out the same? Well, because from Marxist dot org. OK. Content and forms of art were not established firmly once and for all, but they inevitably developed and changed according to definite laws along the development of the material world and human society. That's why we have different eras of art with an era never again repeating it. Love how he jumped to that from saying Transformers is bad, but it's a movie. OK, I don't know. Tell us more about fucking Karl Marx. What's his take on rat? He was right about everything. Nation meant to be a commentary or a piece meant to reflect it. Older art cannot exist in today's era because it would just not make any sense. Due to different political and economical climates, art cannot be replicated into another era. Bullshit. What do you mean? If we take something that was made, it just takes over the past era and copy it. Look at it. Yeah. You can look at art and be like, yeah, I'm going to do something like this. And then you do it. Yeah, listen to any given rap song, like they sample every fucking body. I don't know what like synthwave is. I need what is it? What is what does he think replicate means? That's like the one thing we definitely can do. Like go back in time. I guess that's what he fucking means. Well, no, because I assume he means we can't recreate it by replicating because because it was created in a different time. It's like, but we probably have all the tools they had and we have to see what they did. Yeah, you can look at a Michelangelo painting and be like, yeah, I can see it here. So I'll replicate what I see. Also, that implies that there's never any flow to like political and economical climates as if we don't go from one to the other or anything. Like we only ever go from one to two to three to four to five to say we never repeat any of them. Somehow this statement doesn't doesn't seem accurate, but it was from marxist.org. So oh, so it's fucking guaranteed to be wrong. I don't even know who said this. Like was it was it brown table? It was marxists. It was Mr. Marxists. I mean, you can't have Victorian dresses in the year 2017. So like this, I believe we hold certain films at a certain prestige when compared to others, especially when they talk about something of the time. I'm so confused. Like he talks about something and then something pops up on screen, I try to read it continually. We've talked about this before, but if this is super relevant to your argument, read it out. He's just reading it out. Why? Because it seems like he created it this way on purpose. Like I guess we're supposed to pause and read this. Perhaps some movies are held at a higher standard than others due to relevant commentary. Is this for people with cataracts? Who can't? Yes. Are there like deaf people who can't fucking hear him? Who's that? So if the commentary becomes irrelevant or if it's relevant to a bygone era, it's no longer good. Because I disagree. We're in for anyone else to take on. It's not playing for me. Are we still at 221? We're on 233 right now. We can go back for you. Yeah, it says you left a room for me. Oh. Oh, let me reload. Yeah, there you are. That working for you. Like 221. Good. Not making any sense. I mean, you can't have Victorian dresses in the year 2017. So like this. Yeah, was that a joke or was that serious? Because yeah, you can. Yeah, you can. But we have real actors. You could make one. We have them. Unless he's going to be as pedantic as to be like, you can't have the literal ones from then now. Or maybe he means like you can't walk into Starbucks wearing a fucking toga. I mean, not that. I'll be in the dark until you try to, I don't know. Don't be a pussy, bro. Yeah. I believe we hold certain films. So this is the quote, Rex. Perhaps some movies are held to a higher standard than others due to relevant commentary. Maybe. What does that mean? Well, my first take was, does that mean then that we sometimes say a movie's bad because its commentary was relevant to a bygone era and thus we no longer appreciate it? It's like, that seems kind of redundant. What if we're the commentary and we're the ones who decide whether or not it's held to a, I don't know, that's such a weird flimsy, floaty kind of thing to say. No. He talks in the same tone as the guy who said, this is my favorite part. That's true. This is my favorite part. This is my favorite part. Yeah. A certain prestige when compared to others, especially when they talk about something of the times, whether it be Zootopia or Spotlight. We had to be brought in, okay. Films like these have won awards, not only, you know, due to their execution, but also the commentary on the world. And methods and techniques movies use, like the long take that Birdman uses or Baby Driver uses at the beginning of the film, are deemed great. But it's not as, it's usually more to it than just going, great. No, it was a long take, that's great. Like a long take of a chair in a room. Not gonna be that impressive. It's like, whoa, the chair didn't even move. That chair can keep a straight face. Because as a society, we've come to understand that this is good filmmaking. Why did you do that with the text? Yeah, I don't know. Because it's artsy. Oh man. Creating an emotional, active character and not a passive one, for example, is good writing. What? Creating an emotionally active character versus a passive one is good writing. Okay. Said who? What? You can have characters that are passive that are really well-written. Yeah. I don't understand that argument at all. Is he just talking about, you can't- I think he phrases it wrong. Like he meets like uninteresting characters of worse than interesting characters. I think it's his idea. But passive and active are the wrong terms here. People are saying I'm echoing. Who am I echoing off? Or is my just on my end? And is that good or bad? Hmm. Waiting for chat to tell me how I'm echoing. Do it! Yeah. I mean, you can't be echoing off me. I'm on headset. A little bit of echo. I mean, there's only one source for my audio, my end. Kinda echoing, kind of. All right, I'm gonna have to listen to it myself now. One second. Gotta hear this nonsense. Make sure that it's not the true. All right, I'm just gonna speak randomly for a little while. Am I echoing? Let's find out. Make sure that it's not the true. All right, I'm just gonna speak randomly for a little while. Am I echoing? Let's find out. That doesn't sound like echo to me. No, no, no. That sounds fine. So, all of you are wrong. Dang! Dang! Destroyed. Yeah. Oh, the alpha male. Well, I mean, honestly, I just checked it. I'm not here to echo, so. Chat beat the fuck up. Yeah, so anyway, that was a weird random comment you just had about it. See, I know I'm the long man, but when you say something like, we're getting active characters, better writing than passive ones, I'm like, isn't that something worth, you know, qualifying? Isn't that worth talking about if that's just something that- Karl Marx is right. We're not a passive one, for example, is good writing. This is what's been taught to us. We've read it. We've seen it. I was never taught that. What? I was, yeah, I don't know, man. I've been taught something similar in reference to something else. Like, say, for example, if you need a character that pushes the plot, you need them to be active. It's like, yeah, I was pretty much self-fulfilling, but a character that is self-proactive versus a passive one. There's no, like, we don't get to determine which one is better. Betters are weird, but I need them to define everything. It's a fucking four-minute video, so I think we've got a screw to that department. And it's a wonder to see play out on screen, but this leads to the question. Yeah, he really loves his video editor guy. What if the world was just- He loves editing. It's his passion. We get it. Motherfucker, stop! Did you all see how it- how it appeared after the door moved? Fucking fantastic. Oh, shit. I wanted to see what the quote was. What was it? This is a wonder. Dizzying. Oh, did you say what was the other way around? Yeah, what if it was the other way around? But this leads to the question. What if the other way around- If human beings are completely different, what if techniques like quick cutting, dizzying images with little Tanoko- What if dizzying images were- It's like, wait, why would- You've just defined them as making the audience dizzy. I don't think that's going to be preferable. I mean, it is like, we think that these things are good, but what if other things were good instead? Is like, that they would be good in the scenario that you've just defined things to be good. What is the point of this analogy? Mid-Ox said videos like these. Like, what is actually the point of this analogy? Mid-Ox said videos like these have definitely ruined the piano for me. It's supposed to get you in the right feely mood. Keyz and their cut together by a trailer studio to make a movie were deemed great. What if long takes were actually frowned upon by viewers? Where the fuck would someone frown upon a long take that's like expertly done? That doesn't even make sense. Like, yeah, people like those. Criticize them for badging to maintain your living world for X amount of time instead of cutting to different pieces of it. Like, in what world? Like I said, if you had a long take, there was literally just a sandwich on a fucking table. And yeah, if we're talking about actual actors doing things, then in what world are you going to say, yeah, that one take was really badly done? Long take back. I mean, I don't know. There's probably someone out there. Some people would, maybe. If he critics, we'd be living in a different world, wouldn't we? Yes. That's the thing. Art is a byproduct. You just said, yes, we would be living in a different world. That was the point. I like, yeah, it's like, what if we were living in a different world? Explains thing. You see, we'd be living in a different world. It's like, yeah, but we're living in this one, so let's talk about this one. Times, and we've been taught that this is good filmmaking, but if we were living in an alternate world, that said- He flipped it upside down. He was so close to his mic. He's talking softly. He thinks he's the smartest dude in the fucking universe right now. It's what you do though. This is the most empty vapid shit. As a video essayist, this is what's encouraged on YouTube to reach the upper echelons. Even though I think there's so many of them now, it's actually really hard to get traction when you're just doing this. I made fun of it in the fucking TFA videos. It was like soft spoken, fragile, but the music in the background is manipulative. Under 10 minutes, he's going a bit far with that. Four minutes, it's not- Way under 10 minutes. That just means the closer you are to just one second, the better. He flipped it upside down. He's like, what if we lived in a different world? It's like, did we just do that? Okay, let's do that again. We live in a different world. I was like, well, then, what if we lived in a different world? What if- This was good filmmaking. I don't know, it's a different world. What would we say in this world that we're- But like, he's just defined Transformers the last night's 2017 as bad filmmaking. And I'm curious, I'm like, wait, I'm sure people have criticisms of it that go a little bit more beyond is bad film. Like he's saying, it's like, I will just define that this is bad. It's like, well, I mean, there's gonna be, there's probably some elements of it that are good. There's probably maybe like- No, absolutely. Some special effects in it that are pretty good, or maybe some of the actors actually pulling something off, I don't know, but like- Well, but there was a reason that when he talks about bad film, he shows Transformers the last night. And everybody goes along with that and agrees and discuss why. No. Okay. Well, that's the thing, there are- 24 minutes. It reminds me of like how Chris Duckman said he like, watched Blade Runner a billion times before he fucking liked it. It's just because, yeah, he knows that it's considered good by most, if not all, film critics at this point. So he's gotta consider it good. So he has to keep watching it until he does. So he's got something to say as to why, otherwise you've failed while me and Rags, certainly, we have a lot of controversial takes that we really don't mind having. Like, sitting Spooderman or certain Godzilla, sitting Wolfenstein, am I right Rags? Yeah. In my vision would be Yooka-Laylee. I said that was good, whatever I was saying. It was bad. It's like, yeah, it doesn't really matter if the world is saying the last night is bad. I haven't seen it. My guess would be it's bad, but I don't know. It could be good. I mean, am I actually seeing a King Arthur-style person fighting a guy from like World War One or something? What is happening there? Oh my God, I think- No, I think it's just like that. Okay. Pretty sure it is just like- Yeah, that's just how bad Michael Bay is, like color grading, costumes, you just fuck him. Fuck him! I shouldn't have, I shouldn't think that's a fucking World War Two soldier. It opened for anyone who's a real- What do you think about art? It was the Crusades. Music's getting too loud, Brown Table. I can't hear your pretentious voice. Oh, I think there's a captain going- Doing things or at least some sort of way that- Are there rules art should follow to be deemed great? He wants this on like a plaque, doesn't he? Are the rules art should follow to- Probably, yeah, I'd say so. I'd say there's probably general rules, yeah. Well, like, I need definitions for all of this. What is the definition of art, rules and great? Yeah, especially what kind of art? Like, is it just movies right now? Because it says art slash film. Which he covered in four minutes. So we're talking about all kinds of art or now only film? I guess all art now is art always subjective and it always depends on the viewer slash listener. I'm sure he'll edit big enough text for us to clarify the whole thing. I'm sure he will. This isn't inherently disagreeable to most people, this video. It's just he's not saying anything. He's being very weird and confusing and funny. Or is art always subjective? Any type of art? Is it always subjective? Oh. Objectively it's just art or not. I get this sense like, oh, are you OK? Like, oh no, you sound injured. Is it subjective? Do we need help? Dude, do we need to call somebody? Are you trapped in your home? Is this your... Is someone forcing you to make these terrible videos? Please, please, make these terrible videos. Whether it be comics or fan fiction. Oh, wait, wait. He mentioned the fan fiction. At least this one was a bit more like normal. Baby, I don't even know. What is this? That's a woman in this. Oh, yeah. Well, she's got a blonde bit of hair, I guess. I don't know who that is. It's three fifty four. I don't even know what you're talking about. Where's Mama and Papa Trails? No, Mama and Papa Trails Mira pulled us in and we are and we were. I don't even know. Yeah, that can be deemed good by those who interpreted it as such. So let me know in the comments down below. I can say this video. OK, what was the whole fucking point of this video? What did you say in this video? But well, I can't even like best faith interpretation. He was like, it's all subjective, except it isn't because we base it on our current climate slash environment slash society. And we also can't replicate anything from other eras, which means it's all privatized to those eras. Like, I don't know. And that should they have those rules? Within those eras, I guess. Yeah, in conclusion, fuck you, brown table. There we go. Next video. I was going to say, I guess the conclusion on him hasn't changed. We've got another one from him. The 24 hour one. No, like like many of those videos, like there's so many bits and pieces you can just talk about for fucking hours on end. Yeah. But if you're going to make a video exploring it, why not go into some of those things instead of just being like, oh, it's subjective, maybe what do you guys think? I don't know. I guess just whatever you think it is. I don't know. Karl Marx, he said some stuff at some point. I don't know. Yeah, I went to markets.com for this video essay. I wanted a special shout out to Marxist.com for only five dollars a month. You can get your special Mark's box. So that every day you can use special communists probably get to deliver it straight to your door. But you only get it if people don't didn't do their hours yet. There's not going to be any food in there, so don't worry. Oh, you know, someone just reminded me. So apparently I haven't asked you this before. Jay Longbone, which the Star Wars question. Have I asked you that before? Of the Star Wars, like. Which one? The one about which character will be most inconsistent in episode nine? Not that you really. Oh, yeah, yeah, you didn't. Yeah, you asked me that. I think I said it was Finn. Oh, did you? Yeah, I didn't write it down. That's bad on my part. But that is actually the same thing I voted for. So hey, not bad. You know what? If you didn't vote for that before, we'll just say you did this time and it'll be amended on whatever subreddit slash. The red it's being monitored on. But good, yes, any particular reason? Well, because they haven't done shit with his character that he starts off as like this inexplicably eager and, you know, peppy child soldier, basically. And then like in the second movie, he does jack shit. He just hangs around this, you know, the fucking chick, the whole movie and does nothing. And so I don't know what the hell they're going to do. But maybe JJ Abrams will do something more with him. I don't know. But if he does, it's going to be probably out of out of left field completely. I mean, in fairness, he did start fighting to defend what he loves instead of attacking what he hates. So he's come a long way. OK, racist. I just like my whole thing of this character. I'm really passionate about how they fuck this character. I was going to make a whole video dedicated to it because there's a certain way his character should have been written. And I'm just I'm just pissed off about how they botched him because he could have been a great character. Yeah, I agree. We've lamented about FIT many times on this podcast. FIT could have been awesome. Uh, also for people wondering, Metal Commander has answered this question. He chose Luke that is correct. I remember this. Yeah, his reasoning is that he hates Mark Hamill and everything he's in. It was very controversial thing to say. It's true, though. Yeah, you see his face. He's like ugly as shit. Oh, jeez. Oh, God. You say that on live TV. What we live is like as a little kid, like a great like Mark Hamill official in chat. It's like, so what's what are you guys talking about? First off, wow. Of course, it's the German guy who's spreading out the hate there. We're like, oh, the German, yeah. Oh, no, I'll say a German word for the audience. Your face looks like a rotten strudel. There you go. Nice. That wasn't me. So, yeah, the the next video as is the title. We're on point today. Everything's getting done the way it should be, apparently. I guess it's because of the fact we just covered a four minute video, which is one of the shortest I think we've ever covered on EFAB. So not bad. The Star Wars original trilogy sucks. You guys know that? Why not just say the original Star Wars trilogy sucks? Because I mean, looks like we're going to be downgrading in general for brown tables. Like this is the other end of the spectrum where there is no pretentiousness. It's just sort of crap. So it's good. Yes, actually, I prefer this kind of thing instead of the other end of the spectrum is good. Non pretentious is kind of where I was going with that. But yeah, and the prequels are better. That's why is there a why is there a speaker symbol on that thing? So everyone thought his voice came out of his little mouthpiece thing, but it actually comes out of the top of his head. Oh, it gives the illusion that he's taller. And yeah, the awkward thing was that he used to have that plastered on for helpful, you know, so people knew it to listen, but everyone kept laughing at him so they took it off him. And this was this was pre a new hope. You know, this was like this was like just post return revenge of the revenge of the set. Well, we think it's a speaker. It could be like a shower head. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, if he doesn't like you, he just supports one. Like a shower. Well, we will clean up the empire. It's literally sprays to his left. You're like, why? Whenever there was a meeting, the person sitting to his left would always be like, oh, fuck, I know what's going on. I can't control it. Well, why do you have it? The pod in my shower head is disturbing. I got it at Space Home Depot. It was a steal. I thought it was just like a pretentious snapback from the Yeezy collection. Like this. I don't think we can rule anything out. Yeah, it might just be a light. Yep. A lot of potential here. You know, I didn't design. Also, also, it could be very loud soup. Loud soup. I never see soup served in a funnel. Also, Jesus Christ, the fucking imagine that as a soup bowl. That's so easy to tip over. Why is it like this? And they're like, well, it's a space. It's a space soup, but it's very loud. That's what the lines mean. Oh, I got to collect something quickly. Someone's made a meme already. A may may. If you're there for a may may. I don't know, goodness. Jumping around on Discord channels. What is this? Da-da-da-da-da. Oh, it makes rat good. Oh, my God. It actually reminds me of that scene. Devolution, man. That's just so long as eating that rat burger. What makes rat good? Such a strange question. It's like, first of all, we need to talk about the premise of the question. OK, this is the one I think I was at it with. Twitter, guys. Put it on Twitter, even though you probably already have what I'm getting there. I know. Well, like, good on it. It makes good rat. That's great. Oh, is that Judy Hot always? I got pretty excited there for a second, huh? That rat is mad. Oh, yeah, chopsticks. That is an adult female rat. And this is the thing. She's a good rat. So you've got to figure out what makes her a good rat. I love the idea, by the way, that they copied that from his video. They didn't even have to make it up. He's a good rat. I don't know why that's so funny. Yeah, she's a good rat. That is the most earnest possible way. A good rat right there. In the most non-insulting way possible, it's a good rat. Best rat I've ever had. That other means is what makes good rat a lesson and explanation of art theories. I just renamed Ratatouille what makes good rat. So, yeah, so anyway, the OT sucks and the prequels are better. All of us here have seen those films, right? We've all been blessed and cursed, yes? Yes, super recently. To be honest, yes, of course. You've seen them recently, good. Not to have a discussion on the speaker on his head, right? I think we've covered that. OK, all right. It was important. What do you mean, the soup? The loud soup plays out. The loud soup, yeah. Well, the bright soup, either one. It could be very bright soup. He eats lava, of course. It is light producing soup. It is space glowing space here to bring you to. Oh, Jesus, I'm going to have to boost that's how we eat. That's how that's how Darth Vader eats as he pours space soup into the top of his head. Really embarrassing. He does it between movies. Oh, wait, there's precedence for that in Star Wars, because in the holiday special, there was that one guy who poured the drink into his head to drink it. Oh, shit. Yeah, I remember that. Oh, my God. Oh, it's actually Darth Vader at the it's supported in the war. Anyway, yeah, he's really quiet. So I've had to boost him with my browser thing. I recommend everyone have that if you can't hear him. Well, everyone on stream will be able to hear him. I hope you guys. Greetings, YouTube. Remarkable Republican here to bring a remarkable Republican. Yeah, his name is Remarkable Republican. OK, the truth, the truth-flavored bias. We'll see how remarkable you are. Longstanding fanfare of fans across the world. The fact remains public again. Wait, it's stuck for me. It's six. Oh, I'll I mean, if you drag it back. Oh, I will reload. Can you tell me what the ad on this to boost because it's really low? You remember the name of the race? Chrome volume boost. I actually haven't put it on. I think mine's called Sound Booster that works. Literally, that's its name. Sound Booster that works here. I just found that one. There's there's a bunch of different ones you can use. Oh, yeah, I used volume booster and has a little slider. I got the sound boost that works. You know, mine fucking works. The longstanding fanfare of fans across the world. The fact remains the Star Wars original trilogy sucks and is, in fact, inferior to the prequels. Oh, this guy. OK, his accent is making me laugh. I mean, I'm just I'm just I'm flawed. I'm flawed at the premise, that's all. During I feel like I feel like I know what this person looks like based on their voice. That's that's an east of some kind. Where the twizzles castation sunglasses the backwards cap like he works at gas station. And this is what he discusses with people coming in to buy stuff. All right. Did you know that the original Star Wars trilogy sucks? You all seem pretty cool. Did you know the movies? Did you see what I wrote about my jerky? Oh, yeah, I just want five on number two. Yeah, and Jen pointed out that our four icons are essentially reacting to a thing in very different ways. You know, there's a whole story there. Like I see a thing. I want to fuck it. It's Vader with space soup. Like, how could that not arise rags? You ever stick your dick in soup? No, I've not done that myself. You ever stuck your dick in someone else's soup and not told him? I'm starting to think that you have. You ever stir someone's soup with your dick? Yes, presentation. I won't give you 10 general reasons why the Star Wars original trilogy sucks. And by extension, why episode seven, which is the true air of the original trilogy will also most likely suck ass. Is this like a PowerPoint presentation? Are they in an empty auditorium? Oh, my God, that's why the volume. That's why it has to hold it for you. Vader, Vader threw the soup at Luke. He uses his force powers to project this loud soup on. It looks like that's the loudest thing. It's the loudest thing. It's just playing music. I don't want to turn it off. No, I would not turn it off, Luke. It's used to force you to get like a loud speaker. It's like air and just falls down. What's wrong, Luke? You look a little hungry. It's a loud soup. It is my duty as your father to feed you. I why don't you pick up the spoon? Oh, yeah, that's right. You don't have a hand. That is such a dick. How very unfortunate. We got number one plot continuity Darth Vader's status. It took 20 years to half build the Death Star. Empire's hierarchy in constant flux. Luke and Leia kiss it, a kiss. What the fuck? He sounds like a person who wouldn't have any problem with kissing your sister. Oh, that's cool. I shouldn't say that. I shouldn't say that, but I can because I'm about to say you're allowed to say that. I am allowed to say that. Um, all right, I guess let's let's hear him out plots that make sense and carry over from movie to movie if they're part of a trilogy. Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings does just that things that happen in one movie continue into the other. The Star Wars Original Trilogy has nothing of that sort. Basically, there are some major contradictions between the different movies. You say it has nothing of that sort? The yeah, nothing of that sort. So I'll take some stuff from episode four sort of moves on into episode five. Do you guys disagree with that? I don't I don't know, man. And then equally some stuff from episode five moves into episode six, because I know at the beginning of episode six, I'm like, who's this little green man? Who's who's the big slug guy? Who is the big slug guy? Why is Han Solo in that Lego brick? Exactly. To be honest, it makes no sense. Someone's just allured me to the fact that this man has a video called Tywin Lannister, homosexual. Oh, I want to see that. Yes, so much. And it and in a spelled phonetically, homo, homosexual, sexual. I'm going to win Lannister as a homosexual. I like the idea that he just says Tywin Lannister, full stop, homosexual. OK. And Tywin would be like, yes, and problem. Kill that man. One is Darth Vader's rank and status. We'll talk about that more when we get the Vader. But basically, the deal is he goes from being some sort of mechanical robot enforcer to being those are contradictory. OK, a lot of people bring this up. So the idea is that he's taken orders from Tarkin, or at least he respects Tarkin's authority. And then the next movie seems to be in control of everything that's not emperor, you know, like he's just under the emperor. Like those things don't contradict if we go by the fact that Tarkin's in charge of the death. It's really high up. He's charged the death star. It's like when you're like a big deal, if you're like a general and you go on to like an army general that goes on to like an admiral's tip. I'm pretty sure the admiral outranks, right? I don't know enough about it. You know, there is I know I don't know how it is in lesser military, but in the greatest military in the world, we have four different tiers of general. There's Brigadier General, Lieutenant General, major. Not in order. It's from lowest to highest. It's Brigadier General, Major General, Lieutenant General. And then there's General. So there's four levels of being a general. Well, one general can order other generals around, I guess. Yeah. The point is, you can be a big man while also being underneath other big man's. Sure. It's not like just a king and literally everyone else's peasant. And some people have highlighted, which is very fair. Talking died. So yeah, the slot opened up if it was a slot. So what I'm saying here is even if Vader's role changed, would it not make sense that his role could have changed? I don't know how much time there is between episode four and five. I think it's three years. So no, when a general dies, you can never replace him. The that's just it. We had a shot, but that's how the games played. If the general dies and just we don't, you know, we get one last one less general. But yeah, like I said, though, there's got someone's going to know way more about this than I do. But whoever's like the highest rank for like foot soldiers and whoever's the highest rank for like the the the the the the sea people, that's the respectful way to refer to them. And then he pulled dolphins. And then so, yeah, sea people, ground people, air people, they all have different bosses. And I imagine that when they don't necessarily outrank each other or outrank each other, it's just about authority in different environments, if that makes some sense. And what I'm trying to say is that Vader is like, sure, he's number two to the Emperor, but talking was in control of whatever happens on the death start. The death. What's they step on to land? You have no power here. There's got to be something like that. I imagine that's how it works to some degree. I've just thought I'm not an army man. I'm not a seaman. I'm a sea person. Anyway, let's let's go on. And a robot and forcer to being some sort of Sith Lord, to being Luke's pussy ass emotional dad. I've never I've never heard Vader described as such. All right. Pussy ass emotional dad. OK. Really fucking kills his boss by throwing his corpse while body down a fucking hole and electrocuted himself to death pussy ass. Listen, if if you told me to describe Darth Vader in one word, emotional pussy ass. That's one word because it's hyphenated. Yeah, pussy hyphen ass. OK. Interesting chopsticks being some sort of Sith Lord, to being Luke's pussy ass emotional dad. And there's not really a lot of continuity in his character. What do you mean? You haven't highlighted a single break in continuity. Yeah. I like the idea of really fucking rags one day as a YouTuber, the next day as a podcaster. Make up your fucking mind. Yeah, no continuity at all. You push the ass. Pupper. What one podcast he has this icon, and then the next he has this other icon. Makes no fucking sense. Not make any sense. So we know that Death Star was designed back during the old republic. But for whatever reason, it took 20 years to half build it. That's not very impressive. How fucking big it is. I mean, it was really mistaken. For a moon. What does he mean 20 years to half build? Is he referring to? Oh, so at the end of Revenge of the Sith, we see that they're building it. And so he's saying that from there to a new hope, that's how long it took for them to complete it. Now, there's a lot of things that you have to consider, not just whether or not, how do I explain this in terms of like, if you're building a brand new massive piece of technology, getting all the parts in place could be one thing. The software could be the other part, you know, getting everything so that, because I'm pretty sure they test the Death Star for the first time in a new hope, like the laser itself, like it's finally functional. That probably took a while to get working. That might have been the thing that delayed them the most. You're building an object that floats in space, can support, God knows how many hundreds of thousands of potential people, can destroy planets, and is the size of a moon. You have to build that. It would take, if someone said it would take, I would expect something like that to take hundreds of years to build. The point is we've not been given anything that highlights a contradiction. We've only been told it took this long to get it to here, and then it took this long to get another one. And this is like, oh, so it took a longer amount of time to make it the first time than it did the second time. And you're like, yep. Hmm, does this seem like a contradiction? I don't know. Not only is the Death Star half-built, it looks like a pushed-in titty nipple, who fucks me? My sister's titty nipple don't look nothing like that. This shit unrealistic. I mean, he ain't just gonna draw one boob. You're gonna do two boobs. Also, yeah, if we add in Rogue One, that's when it's first tested. But also, it would make sense that the guy, what were the protagonist skills, dad, he would have delayed it as much as possible when he was a good man. So it makes sense that it took longer? I don't know, I'm just putting it out there. We've got reasons to assume this makes sense. IMO, soup is life. Yeah, I don't know. We don't know what they're capable of building and how quickly they can do it. We just don't know. I don't think we have enough information to see a contradiction here, that's all. Yeah. And given the resources of the empire and technology, it doesn't seem like it should take that long. Tell us, look, even if you had unlimited resources, the process of assembling it all together. And then as for the second one, we don't even know if they'd started building that when the first one was active. Yeah. Why not have two death stars? I don't know, it seems pretty cool to me. I don't know if they have a line for that or not, but it'll be neat to be like the backup deaths. No, you gotta reveal it, I don't do that. Also, the empire's hierarchy is in constant flux. It's not really clear who's in charge of what. See again, Darth Vader. What do you mean? The empire is in charge of everything. There's a charge of everything. Vader is number two and Tarkin was in charge of the death star. And then everyone else, based on their clothing, is either a stormtrooper or control stormtroopers. Yeah, you're either enlisted or you're an officer or they have ranks, they have like majors and things. It's pretty straightforward. It's a military. It's like you have to have ranks of people giving orders and there's a chain of command. Yeah. Yeah, they have the little insignias with the blue and the red squares on them. They have an admiral because of Piat, I think was an admiral. And you get, I think they mentioned captains at one point. So yeah, they've definitely, I don't think they ever contradict anything. Like I said, Grand Moff is the ranking obviously for Tarkin. And apparently that's a real rank as well. And it's really high up. It sounds goofy. I'll agree with that. But reality can be goofy. I ain't no shitty Moff. And then Luke and Leia, of course, made out in the first movie. Later we learned that they're supposed to be brother and sister. Great planning there, guys. Great. That's not plot continuity. That's not breaking continuity. They didn't know this. Yeah, they didn't know. It's not that, how, why would anyone assume that some, you're Luke, right? Let's say you're Luke. You were raised as a fucking water farmer on some backwater desert planet. And then you rescue the princess of a far away world. And why would you assume that you are related to her? I don't wanna kiss you. You might be my sister. You might be my sister. Yeah. That's not, I like the idea that he said that. He's like, wait, you can't be brother and sister. You kissed. Let me sit you down, Johnny. What are those points I'm seeing on my screen right now? Oh shit, we moved on to the next thing. Hang on. If your father went into disown you, he has to make out with you. Movie, later we learned that they're supposed to be brother and sister. Great planning there, guys. Great double plan. WTF. One. Mark out. I love these points. I love these points. Mark out. He looks like a lesbian. I'm a lesbian. Raging out the whole other spot. Carrie Fisher, raging alcoholic. Not leading this is weird because I would have mentioned the cocaine before the news. But he looks like a lesbian. Luke, a farm boy who likes gadgets, so basically Fred from Scooby-Doo. He's probably a homosexual who likes the gay gadget. That's why he only was the team up with Daphne because he was a homo. What the hell are these points? Is this no bullshit? This proves that the prequels are bad. Yo, the OT sucks. Mark, have a gay. The prequels. This is not for you, Harry. Baby, come on. He's just a baby lesbian. Oh, Jesus. That's amazing. You spell have a wrong as well. Also, he has the icon not leading actress hot. It's supposed to be very loud when you read it. No rags. Just the end of the O of the T itself. Just not to leading actress hot as well. So before he speaks, yeah, we've got Mark, how it looks like a lesbian. He's not athletic and he has no charisma. Apparently, if you say those things, that's just that makes it true. Carrie Fisher can't act. She's a raging alcoholic and she's not leading actress hot. So there are degrees of hot. She didn't make it up to that tier. Unfortunately, what a shame. And then back to Luke. He's a farm boy who likes gadgets. So he's basically Fred from Scooby-Doo. I've not ever heard that criticism of Luke. So that's a new one for me. That layer obsessed with faux bad boys, princess of a dead planet. Why is that? What? Why? It took no force powers. OK. I guess he was like the last Jedi then. This is one of the most galling problems of the original trilogy. These people are real though. Yeah, these people are real, by the way, Chad. This is a real video. Someone made this. Two of her main characters are Luke, of course. He can count to two, so. Hey, in Roman numerals. Good job. No, no, no, no, no. It's just one in one or two. Oh, you dropped out again, right? He doesn't know about Roman numerals. That's just one in one makes two. He just put another one after the first one. That's two in his mind. He put a one and a two. Well, there's like a one and a one together. That's that makes two. What's a three? That's how numbers work. Well, that's what you put a one. That's why big numbers speak so long right now. And yeah, it seems to have dropped you from the... Oh, there you go. Oh, oh. Alling problems of the original trilogy is that two of her main characters are Luke and Leia. Luke, of course, is played by Mark Camel. He's a guy who looks like a middle-aged lesbian. He has no athleticism. He has no charisma. Why middle-aged lesbian? I don't know. I'd say he's younger than middle-aged. I mean, why is that? He doesn't look like a lesbian, not athletic. I don't know. He doesn't seem, he seems fairly athletic. I mean, he's not like ripped. He's, you know, he's in good shape, I guess. He's bouncing around in every movie. Yeah. Yeah, man. No charisma. I don't agree with that. And then it... And as for Carrie Fisher, she can't really act. She's a raging alcoholic and she's just not leading actors hot. I'm not... Wow, he just read that out one for one. Didn't even... OK, OK, for one thing, Carrie Fisher is a raging Coke addict. Get it right, bitch. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Fucked up to misrepresent like that. Yeah. Coke addicts rice. Cook addicts rice. They have their own, they have their own Dove campaign. Just like crack rock. They have like a flag to run as well. It's like a nose with no bridge. Not saying she's unattractive. I'm just saying that she's not leading actors hot. Such a fucking neck beard comment. She's not hot enough for me. I think that if you're going to cast somebody in this position, she needs to be as hot as what I would like. Orden to me. I think you know you can figure out what I mean by that. She's like the friend of the hot actors. She's not really the hot actor. Dude, bro, piece of shit. Oh, my God. I'd love him to say that to her in person, like, you know, what she would have said to her. Yeah, I mean, you know, maybe it's more applicable now. She's got her grave and digger up. Like, you're not you're not leading actress hot. I'm just I'm just saying you're like the hot. That's the best friend hot. You know, I'm saying makes complete sense. You ain't as hot as my sister. As for the characters themselves, Luke, he's basically a farm boy who likes gadgets. So he's not really that different than Fred from Scooby Doo. How's that bad? What the fuck is wrong with Fred? Scooby Doo motherfucker. But Fred didn't look like a lesbian. It was athletic. And I don't know, is he OK? OK, Fred from Scooby Doo is a fucking saint. When did Fred like gadgets? I was actually going to say that's the mystery mobile. Was that his thing? I don't remember. What was what was Fred's thing? Was he? Did he have a thing? I think he was just a medic or big. Was he? I don't. I just picture him now like a series of computers with like a thing. We can't go into that mansion. It's emitting an alpha signal. He drove the mystery machine. That's what he did. He got them to the mystery. That was his. Does it count as liking gadgets if you can drive a car? Mm hmm. Jones. Yeah, people say he's just the jock. He was the leader. He was strong. He was athletic. Yeah. He liked OK. He was the only normal person. Oh, he builds overly complicated traps, apparently. Oh. Oh, yeah, he does. Oh, when the ghost comes around the corner, they'll hit the trip wire. And that'll trigger the net and stuff like that. Yeah. All right. I have to rewatch the show. But why do we hate Fred? You just like Fred. That's not so bad. We're a sexual mauler. He's wears that scarf around his neck. He's an ass cop. Exactly. It's an ass cock. You're like, you're like watching. It's an ass cock. Cock in ass. It's a fag. They go like fucking, I don't know. I was going to say, like, you're watching it with him. He sees the ass cock. He's like, that's pretty gay. I don't know. Pretty gay. Might be a lesbian. Real lesbian. And he doesn't really have a compelling character. He's just basically the hero. There are a lot of video game characters with a lot more depth than looks. There are a lot of video characters with more depth. All right. Walker. And as for Leia, she kind of has a obsession with faux bad boys. And why is that a bad thing? How is that? I love me a bad boy. I want him to pound my ass. What about faux bad boys? Oh, well, yeah, I guess you don't know at first. Then you figure it out later. Yeah, this guy created that TikTok. You're not really a bad boy. You're a good boy. You created TikTok. But I'm a good boy. No, this guy created that TikTok meme. So why do good girls like that? And she's a princess, but her planet is destroyed. So why does she keep using the title princess? Sorry, you're going to have to turn in your badge. The planet got blown up. Can you imagine they call it Princess Leia? What are we doing? Some guy's like, excuse me, her planet was destroyed. Can you please stop? She's not a princess anymore. Don't refer to this anymore. And she's like, wow, that happened recently. I mean, could you maybe could we not talk about this? Like, yes, but you know, officially. Words have to mean something, Leia. We're going to have to confiscate your buns. Sorry. I don't even, is that how that works, by the way? If you're like an entire family were killed when you were currently the princess and they took you away from the throne or whatever, would you therefore not be a princess? If your wife dies, are you still a husband? I don't know if it works that way. But yeah, my question stands. If your children die, are you still a father? If Earth was destroyed, would we still be humans of Earth or would we humans of space? Would I still be like, would I still be a citizen of the US if Earth got destroyed? I guess not. Goodbye, US citizenship. Well, royalty is oftentimes like a blood thing. Like it's like the royal family. It's not indicated on whether or not you're something. It's that you have royal blood in your veins. That means you are royal. It's like the long lost royal, I don't know, heir to the throne or whatever that they have to find. Is it, yeah, they're not actually ruling but they're royalty because of the lineage. What do you think Marx would say about this? He would say down with the bourgeois. I think he had a thing for Leia. Marx? And most lame of all, even though Luke is a Jedi and apparently it runs in families, she doesn't have any force powers. So she's kind of. Did you not see the movie at the end of the third movie? Kind of useless. Well, she uses her. You don't have the force, you're useless. But in episode six, Luke says to her, that power is in you too. Yeah, like the idea being that you need to do more than just be a Skywalker. Like for all we knew, if she tried really hard, she could probably move like a leaf on a tree at that point. Also, she did use the force in episode five. Talk to Luke through the force. Hmm, yeah, I can sense them. Yeah, it was. The character who are morally ambiguous, but not edgy. OK, the bar scene goes nowhere. No special, they literally leave. They literally go to the spaceport. He's like one of the best pilots ever. What the fuck? Did he did? Did he expect the bar to go with them? But the bar goes nowhere. You're like, all right, pack it up. We're going to the Millennium Falcon, everybody. Affiliation is obvious. He doesn't have an affiliation. Yeah, not the beginning. He's like a big. Muggler. Muggler. Millennium Falcon. That's just a that's just a bullet point. Yes, and yes, Chewbacca. Yeah, all right. Let's let's hear these out. A lot of people like to associate with but nobody can really justify his Han Solo. The problem with him, as I see it, is that while he is morally ambiguous, that's not enough to make him edgy. He's not really that cool. OK, fucking the master of cool over here is going to tell us that. Leia isn't hot. Luke isn't cool or he's a lesbian and neither is Han. Han Solo is fucking shit. I'm way better than Han Solo. That should have been me. This was the review we needed. He does things that should be cool. Just isn't partly. What the fuck am I listening to? Like what? Like what thing does he do that's supposed to be cool, but isn't even weak because he's got a half mullet going on. No, he doesn't. He has a half mullet going on. How does someone who sounds like you not properly identify a mullet? Not cool. He has a half mullet. No, no, this guy shaved completely bald, like stone cold Steve Austin. You know he is. Oh, we have to add a disorderly best friend to heart. Yes, yeah, this is this is this has been a thing. People make these videos. Like I just never get over that. And again, it should be like a Western power point. Bad ass. The problem is that scene ends too early and it doesn't go anywhere. We never see any other hunters coming after Han Solo in the middle of battles with the Empire. The fuck are you talking about? Like Boba Fett comes after him during the fight with the Empire. Fuck, why does he keep doing that? It just doesn't play for me. They're all a reload. What? We never see any of the hunters come after us. Like what about the one that comes after him specifically? What about the part where he gets fucking frozen? Hold up. What time is it for you? I had to I need to reload here again. I've rolled it back to 325. It should be bad. Here we go. OK. Yes, the problem is that scene ends too early and doesn't go anywhere. We never see any other hunters coming after Han Solo in the middle of battles with the Empire. There should have been more hunters coming after him. We got like seven and one of them succeeded. What does he want? Does he say that they had to all come from fucking Mos Eisley Cantita? At the same time, yes. They all had to arrive at the exact same time and then fight each other to get to Han at Big Bar scene fight. I think the movie needed some ninjas. Some. I'm dissolving ninjas to kick Han Solo in his half mullet ass. Some robot ninjas. The quality of a film can be assessed directly by the ratio of space ninjas to minutes. But what makes a rat good? Y'all ever had rat on a stick? Need some sushi ninjas. Which would make that scene? You ever have rat sushi? Have you not? Slathered in mayonnaise. I love me some mayonnaise sushi rat on a stick. Let me some mayonnaise. Some people prefer a miracle whip on their sushi stick rat. Just what a lesbian would say. That's the one thing. Only a homosexual would put ketchup on your sushi stick rat. This is a man that appreciates cuisine, OK? Solo in the middle of battles with the Empire, which would make that scene make sense. But as it is, it's a killing that he commits without any consequences, so it doesn't establish. Well, what a flawless place my size must be. Maybe like a a a den of scum and villainy. So he's sad that him killing Greedo didn't result in something bad happening to Han Solo, I guess. Like, you know, how Jabba keeps increasing the the rates on which you'll get rewarded if you capture him, like because he not only has not paid him, but he also apparently killed one of the bounty hunters sent to collect. So that to me is a consequence. It's not labeled directly. There is no line that says, hey, because you killed Greedo, we're going to be meaner to you. But I think the fact that Jabba is trying to kill him still or collect him is is is enough of a consequence. And even if there was no consequence to it, it would follow that there wouldn't be because it was previously established by Obi-Wan that must size leaves a pretty lawless place. And besides, Greedo doesn't like work for Jabba and any more than than Han does, right? They're all just bounty hunters or smugglers or whatever. I don't work. Like if you contract him to go and collect Han's shit and he dies, it's like, well, rip that guy up to send another guy. It's like, you know, I don't know that he works for Jabba directly, but yeah, whatever. Fastness. Also, he has no real special skills. He can fly. He can shoot, but so can everybody in this. So can everybody. He has no skills. You can fly and shoot. That sounds important in Star Wars. Sorry, what did you say? I was just. He said he has no skills. Yeah, you can fly and shoot, but so can everyone. I don't even know, I don't even know what to say. Like, yeah, so not everyone can shoot. Well, case in point, fucking stormtroopers. Not everyone can fly. Leia, I don't think we ever see Leia pilot anything ever. He was hired specifically for his ability to pilot and smuggle. So yeah, I'm going to have to go ahead and hit the disagree button on that one. Averse, even Chewbacca, the walking carpet can do that. OK, his affiliation is it makes sense that a partner to somebody who's a smuggler would be able to shoot guns and fly spaceships. I like that he says it in such a like fucking racist way. The fucking walking carpet can do it. And he's the co-pilot. He's the co-pilot. Why would the co-pilot be able to fly? That's dumb. I suppose it's just, yeah, just press buttons. Somebody sent me something. I'm looking at it right now. I'm going to be with my time. Oh, it's showing beta through loud soup and look. It's just the icon, but it was worth it. Wait, how long is this thing? It's just the fucking icon. Everything you throw is in it. I like it. Beautiful. Anyway, it's the problem with trying to portray him as a rogue. We always know he's going to be a rebel because the dude is clearly an outlaw from the empire. He can't join the empire. When it makes sense, he'd get arrested and executed. What the fuck did he just say? Do you hear that? You're an executed. He's an outlaw. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Smuggling. So I swear, that was a collection of statements that didn't follow. I need to hear that again. His affiliation is obvious. That's the problem with trying to portray him as a rogue. We always know he's going to be a rebel because the dude is going to be. So it's obvious that he's always going to be a rebel. Even though he joins up with the rebels, like, but like he wasn't before. I guess I guess he's he's saying it was obvious he was never going to be a bad guy, like the like the empire when the whole point of the film was was he going to help the good guys? Or was he just going to get paid for his job? He's a neutral party. It was never going to be that he was going to join the empire. At least not from what I saw in the film. From this perspective, no. The big moment is, will he leave with his money and sort his own life out or will he stay and help the rebels he's come to love work against the horrible empire? Outlaw from the empire. He can't join the empire. When it makes sense, he'd get arrested and executed. You're right. It wouldn't make any sense for him to join the empire when he's a fucking smuggler. Who do you think he's smuggling under? It's the empire's literal control of the universe. Yeah, wouldn't make any sense to join the empire as a smuggler. Aragorn is a shitty character because he didn't join Sara. We never had to worry that he joined Sara. I'd be like that again. Well, Aragorn wasn't who's the rebel of Lord of the Rings. Exactly. Who's the edgy, morally ambiguous character? Gollum. He's the unsolo of Lord of the Rings. I haven't waited for a while. Gollum has the unsolo of Lord of the Rings. I like it. The truth. He can shoot and he can fly. That would suck if you roll your character at Lord of the Rings and you get like a tin on driving space ships. You're like, fuck. I was thinking as well. I was wrong earlier. I said we'd never see Leia fly anything. She flies herself. She flies in space. I feel bad that I've misrepresented the narrative. So he has no choice but to be a rebel. So there's not really any drama there. There's not a build up. There's no tension. Yeah. So the drama is whether or not he'll abandon the rebels. Okay. It's not whether or not he'll join the empire. That's anybody. I honestly wonder if anybody thought Han was going to join the empire during the film. Like, was that ever a thing? I don't remember ever thinking that. I can't say that. His ship, the Millennium Falcon, it's become sort of symbolic, but it's really just a freighter and a piece of shit. Wait, what? It's just a freighter and a piece of shit? So pieces of shit can be symbolic. That's not, that's not contradictory. That's like, so the, he's just repeated lines from the fucking film, by the way. He's like, what a piece of junk is what Luke says. The point is that he's a smuggler. So why not play as a, like use a ship that is a fucking inconspicuous sort of thing. And he's also modded the shit out of it. Because he used to belong to Lando as well. Like this is a ship that looks like shit, but it's not shit. No. I don't even know what the hell he's trying to say. How could you even say it's shit after everything it goes through in the three movies anyway? It's like, yeah, it's so shit. It was involved in killing two death stars. It's like evaded the entire empire, like seven star destroyers of shit. It shouldn't be something that should be surviving these battles. It is not on the same level as like a tie fighter. How do you know that? When you're gonna throw it on the same level, it looks like it's more armored than a tie fighter. What is the thing? It's more weapons than a tie fighter, I'm sure. It was to like move cargo with it, so it needed to be like strong and dense. And so it makes sense that it could be able to take some damage. Yeah. And then, you know, the, the, the shooters of the whatever weapons it has on it, which again are probably modded. Two turrets. Um, it's dependent on the aim of the people using them. Like I said, he's a walking carpet. He's a waste of a character. He's just supposed to be- What fantastic arguments. Joaquin sucks, he's a walking carpet. You literally using quotes from the film. All right. You like the big dog that, you know, kids can buy a toy oven pet if their parents won't allow them to have like a great day. Oh, fuck you. You can buy a toy of him, therefore he's shit. What the hell? This is, this is the argument Quinton said Rags was making. This is the one that was- Like, no, we don't say this, but apparently other people do. No one- Oh my god. What the hell? Are you crazy? Am I telling riddles? It irrelevant in two out of three movies. He's dead. He's not alive. What? Jedi who's battle shy. That's the bite! Yeah, Jedi's not fucking warriors. Well, guardians are protectors. They only use violence if they need to. Battle shy. Trains by telling riddle. Oh my god, this is going to be great. I would say that Obi-Wan Kenobi is the worst character in Star Wars. Obviously that has to be C-3PO, the gay robot- Why don't you save his time and let us know what characters aren't gay? He has to specify their sexuality. I don't know, man. When I just see those thick golden legs, I get a half chup, man. That's why they call them golden legs, because he's a fucking robot whore. It's like when you're watching the films with him, whatever C-3PO is on the screen, he's like sweating and you're like, what's up dude? He's like, oh, nothing, nothing. That's C-3PO. He's like, hello? And he goes, oh my god. Be my demon. You know, C-3PO's British accent is kind of sexy. No homo. Satan's trying to tempt me. Be gone, Satan robot. Okay, Rob. I will not fall prey to your temptation. Oh lordy. Thank you. No one would say that Obi-Wan Kenobi is the worst character in Star Wars. Obviously that has to be C-3PO, the gay robot butler. But Obi-Wan is pretty terrible. So for the character to work, he needs to be a Jedi who actually fights, but the thing is Obi-Wan is too old to fight. And because he's- What the fuck? Oh, I guess- Too old not only does that not make sense with the age we know him at from the prequels, but also- How would that not make sense? What? What? 30 years added on to a 30 year old and pushed them to 60. You think so? I think. I don't know. This guy, like I said- Listen, math are hard. You think he knows Roman numerals, but he doesn't. He just pushed the last two together into one V. And he was like, is that four? I don't know. This enough sense to me. To be fair, I can't tell the difference between four and six. It's one. The way we lived in schools, if it's before it takes away, if it's after it adds on. Yeah, I keep forgetting that. Old actually fights who's totally useless. And- Wow, if you're not fighting, you're useless. Well, apparently it's a 19 year gap, but then I'd have to actually check how old is Obi-Wan Kenobi in episode three anyway. The 17 gap? Oh yeah, I guess we'd be based on how old Luke is. I mean, yeah, if he's 58, he's looking- He's looking a little haggard for 58, but I mean, some people don't age that well, you know? Especially people who've been in war. He lived in a desert for half of his life. He lived as a hermit in the desert. And he's been fighting wars in his 20s and 30s. What a pussy. He's not a- Pussy ass gay robot. Pussy ass a genly. Jedi man. Rest would have to be a warrior. Also, he trains by telling riddles. That doesn't make sense. It's not gonna be- It doesn't make any sense. Oh, just like the idea. He's trying to teach Luke through questioning or something, and then he's just in the room like, why are you saying riddles? That doesn't make sense. It's totally what I fucking need to know. Stupid old man. A legitimate way to train. If you're going to teach somebody about philosophy, that might make sense, but you don't train someone to be a warrior. Philosophy to those who don't understand it is essentially a riddle. Plus, I mean, if you're going- It's not just how to fight. It's, you know, when to fight. Should you fight. The reasons why you should fight. The morals and the character behind fighting. Because if not, then you're just going to end up like Darth Vader. Yeah, you know. Do you want to be throwing soup for the rest of your life? I don't think so. Yeah, you don't want to grow up to be a soup slinger like your father. By being a smart ass British guy. And because he dies in the first movie- I'm all or I think he just called you out. Oh, man. Some smart ass British guy? What was this guy's name again? Retarded Republican or something? Old man bad. The first movie, his role in the second and third movies totally useless. So he's- He's dead for fuck's sake. He even said it like- And because he dies in the first movie, he's totally irrelevant than the other ones. Even though they bring it back up. Because he's dead, he's not alive in the other movies. Totally irrelevant when he's bringing his ass up over and over and over, despite the fact he's not actually technically in the movie. What the fuck? You can still talk about somebody who's dead. You can't record people who aren't in the movie. Jesus Christ. Oh, man. When people are dead, you no longer talk about them. God damn it. Just fact shit. It's like George Washington is like, no, he's dead. They have like 200 years. Please shut that shit up. Work the character in waste of time. In the entire history of science fiction. Why does he have Big Van Vader there? I mean, I'm all for every part of wrestling, but why is Big Van Vader there? What am I looking at? Rip-off of RoboCop and Frankenstein. RoboCop came out in 1987. How is Darth Vader a rip-off of something? That came out like eight years after. Is that true? Oh my God, it's true. He's a rip-off of something that came later. The incredible foresight of Darth Vader is a rip-off of something that would eventually be made. Time travel. Racially invigorated. Oh no, Darth Vader can time travel. Oh no. Racially invigorated. What does he mean no mechanical enhancements? It's not like his whole thing. Like Luke fucking- He's a half robot, half machine. Didn't Obi-Wan say he's more machine than man? Yeah, Luke hits him with his lightsaber on his shoulder and it doesn't go through because the implication is he has armor as far as I do. That's the whole point of his fucking suit. I'd call that an enhancement. Yeah, well you're a retard. Oh, you got me. Um, rip-off of Frankenstein. That's an interesting one. If you ever replace a body part with anything, be it mechanical or natural or- Frankenstein's monster. Frankenstein was the- Yeah, but people typically refer to the monster as Frankenstein too, right? Yeah, later, fucking wrong, aren't they? Gotta accept it. It's- life moves on. I literally- Besides, Frankenstein's monster is dead. You can't talk about him. So is Vader. I'm kind of fucked on that. Oh, man. We did not play in this well, did we? Um, racially ambiguous. Look, I know he's white. Just tell me he's white. You're like watching the series as I am. Your father, you're like, oh man, that shit was heavy. And he's like, but is he black? He's clearly got a nigger bullet. That's right, yeah. You're just gonna let a black man play a black man's voice? Luke's got a robotic arm. Is he Frankenstein ripoff too? Yes. Yes, that's how it works. I don't make the rules. Um, a forbidden, formidable or tragic choose. How are those two antithetical exactly? Okay, let's hear his explanation. That's always the best part. Absolutely no villain is more overrated than Darth Vader. First of all, he's basically a robot. I disagree. He's like, right. It's one of the best things ever. And he is off of Robocop. Think about his actual design. The difference being, of course, he uses a lightsaber rather than a gun. Just a small difference. One is silver. One is black. One has a cape. One doesn't. One's a cop. One's not what the fuck are you talking about? When you compare their weapons, they're kind of similar. One's a gun. The other is a lightsaber. I don't understand. There's some differences, I guess. I thought everyone knew how to shoot a gun. Yes. And fly. Also fly. Oh, and Darth Vader flies his tie fight. Yeah. Oh, I mean, if you think about it, a gun really just shoots small swords. Oh, it's just long distance stabbing. Exactly. He's also a ripoff of Frankenstein. The idea being that he is, you know, sort of a shelf of his former self and just a conglomerate. Since when was he a part of... Frankenstein didn't have a former self. Yeah, that's the thing. There's no Frankenstein story where he's like, I used to be John Michael Jones. At least I'm not aware of one. I mean, fuck. Oh, he must mean a ripoff of I Frankenstein. The one with the, what was his name? Chad Frankenstein. Chad Frankenstein. He ripped off the one that came out like 40 years later. Like, all right, fair enough. Operation of parts and machines. But in that futuristic era... And since when was there anything like, did Frankenstein have a lot of mechanical body parts outside of the bolts? I don't remember that shit. Where you can travel at light speed or beyond. Why does he not have any mechanical enhancements? Why is he so slow and ponderous? Why isn't he quick? Why doesn't he have jet... I don't understand. Packs on him. I don't understand. It makes no sense. Also, why doesn't he have electrically enhanced senses or something? How do you know that he doesn't? That's so good for you. Electrically enhanced senses. Like, he hunted down like all the Jedi. You think his suit and his cyborgness helped him with that? I think this guy wanted a scene in Predator where it shows his vision and he goes like those little scans, those little things on screen like Terminator mode. He would have been happy if he did that. They actually do that in Revenge of the Sith, don't they? We see inside his helmet for a second. His whole red shit. Wonderful. Another problem is not only is his status, does his status become ambiguous in the later movies as to whether he's a good guy or a tragic hero or a badass or what he's supposed to be, but... Tragic hero or a badass. Why? Yeah, well at least he's not black. He's going to get into that horrible failure of a choice. It's also not really clear what race he is when we see his face. He's like a middle-aged white man, but he sounds like a professional black basketball player. He sounds like a professional basketball player. He sounds like a professional basketball player. Can you believe that Darth Vader sounds like a black guy? I'm so curious. What is he trying? What point is he making? Has he ever met a white guy who has like a super deep voice? It's possible they're out there. I mean, have this guy ever heard of Rick Astley? He sounds like a black dude, what are you saying? Exactly. And he looks like fucking Potsy. It's possible he's just a racist. Middle-aged young man's body. It doesn't work. I don't understand what he's supposed to be. Darth Vader is like this massive cluster of contradictions that doesn't go together. It's not a combination of parts. What's the contradiction? It's not interest. He just says words and he's like, they contradict. You're like, what is... It's simultaneously up and left. It could be up and left, I don't know. This thing is just fucking terrible. Buy more. Oh god. Lately anti-christian. The force equals help. All right, we're ringing up Jesus. It's popular in Britain and New Zealand. It's not going to do with anything. What's happening? Pritz, listen, we fought a revolution to get away from them Britain. Lights up. This is outside his race. He's got a lot of nerve trying to call out racism, please. Oh jeez. He just said it, having a black voice, like the worst thing ever. I can't believe he made this video. Look, I know he's black. Just tell me he's black. It sounded like a goddamn basketball player. I don't want no Barry White in my space movie. Ain't no, ain't never been no blacks in space. The sign of the fact that George Lucas was a new director who didn't know what he was doing. However, one area where I think that he was outright malignant was in the formation of the Jedi religion. Now, that's a big word. He was malignant. I have not used the word malignant in so long. Let me check what it means. Evil in nature or effect, malevolent. All right. So George Lucas was malevolent in his approach to the Jedi here. That evil man. Anti-Christian in the force must be where you get advice and information from demons. All right then. I mean, those demons, you can't knock them. Some of the stuff that I'm pretty good at. I just realized Vader is throwing the loud soup again. This soup is terrible. Damn, this demon soup. I came face to face, because away from the demon soup. Imagine him trying to throw it on Kylo's head. Is he such an unbelievable dimshit? I want that to happen in episode nine. Vader finally visits Kylo. He's like, you are so fucking stupid. Like I've been watching all of this. Kylo's like, what the hell, man? Campbell's tomato, bitch. Now, not only is it clearly anti-Christian in the force must be where you get advice and information from demons, but this is actually religion that people believe. It's obvious. Now, while the use of a British actor for Obi-Wan is supposed to make us think British people are smart and wise because they have the accent. But I know the truth. I know they're a bunch of fucking dumb ass. That'll make me think the British are smart fucking. Bunch of tea drinking losers. They're also all gay at black. Very true. And mainly Muslim. They can't go to space fuck there. These are the same fucking idiots who think that the Jedi religion is a real thing, but it's not. No one believes that. Well, nobody. Nobody, you believe that. By the way, it works. You are so full of shit. Like when this came out, of course not. But now it's I'm pretty sure it's registered as like an official religion, Jedi. Enough people say that they follow the Jedi quote, unquote religion, that it's been officialized. Yeah, the rules, though, for being an official religion. Yeah, no, that's that's true. Yeah. And that's the that's the thing. Like he's like, I don't know. It's it's the same as all other religions. The they have the same access. I don't know. It's almost like all religions are bullshit or something. If he's going to be like yours, yours doesn't make sense. Give her a fucking movie. It's like, okay. Well, they don't believe in the Jewish, Jewish zombie Jesus. That's a fictional. It's not like Christianity. There's no actual. A bold statement. It's not fictional. Like Christianity. Oh, no. This is in a historical book, which was inspired by God. There's not a historical book or shit. I mean, I mean, episode four was a historical film. Yeah. It seems to be based on prayer, or something I don't really get with the general. Can you imagine? Oh, wait. Is that a bad thing? Persecuting a religion based on not understanding it. How disgusting. I just love the idea that your shit is fictional. You're like, okay. All right. And the whole dark side, light side thing is obviously racist. Obviously racist. Please enlighten me. It needs to be more subtly race. Like he never really explains the bullet points. They're basically all he says. Yep, you've got the full picture already. Clearly, you look at the Jedi. They're almost all white males until you get to the prequels where George Lucas figured out that it was racist and needed to do something about it. I figured it out. But in the original... Oh, my god, motherfucker, please. He figured out it was racist. This guy's views on a race confuse me so much. They're all white men who are Jedi's, and all the people who are Sith Lords are robots or that deformed thing. The Emperor is... The deformed thing? He's still a white guy. Like, what the fuck? Oh, jeez. I like that he only had two to draw from the OT. And he's like, they're either robots or deformed things. Or, you know, people who are of some other race or something. Or, you know, so you get it, right? I mean, it's clearly the light side is for white people and the dark side is for non-whites. Oh, my god. This is the same fucking word. Yeah, it just makes it dark small. The Emperor and Darth Vader are white. What the fuck? This is the same fucking argument they used for, like, the Lion King back in 94. The movie was racist because there were, like, people of color played hyenas, and they were dark, and that the lions were light, and they were living a better life than the hyenas, so they were clearly the white people of the movie. That's how fucking stupid it sounds. Have you heard the one about how the Urokai and Orcs are clearly black people in Lord of the Rings? That's what it's supposed to represent. It's like, what? Oh, god. Count Dooku was white. That is true. What was the thing? I don't know what he's basing this on. Vader was a white guy when they took the stuff off him, and the Emperor was clearly white, but he calls him deformed and then concludes he's a non-white because he's deformed. I don't know that. That seems like a weird system. Well, you know, he got a couple, you know, liberal subscribers now, so he's got a show of different perspective. I see. Very racist, and it's very obviously racist. Okay. In general, if you're running a franchise that's trying to sell toys and also trying to make you relate with and want to be a part of the good guy organization, you want to give them cool equipment. But the fact is that all of the cool equipment is not with the rebels. They have three major fighters. You have the- Why aren't these cool? I think they're cool. Yeah, I like them. They're nice. X-Wing, which is basically like a gay F-18 Hornet, and the- Why is it gay? He calls it as a gay! Oh, it's good! F-18 Hornet has always been a piece of shit. It has a terrible combat record, so making it after the- making the X-Wing after it was a bad decision. Sure. You have the A-Wing, which is a lightweight fighter, which was actually stolen from the Jedi. He said the the X-Wing, the Y-Wing, and the A-Wing suck compared to the bad guy stuff, and his so far is all I can do is the X-Wing is pretty gay. Oh, okay, okay. It does- I mean, look at it. I- Okay. That screams homo. You actually referenced- I mean, listen, notice that the X-Wing is in the shape- What else is in the shape of an X? The X-Chromosome? Nope. Shit. Check my parts. If I can imagine it- If I can imagine shoving it up my ass, it's gay! I mean, you never see X-Wings and Y-Wings together. Like XY chromosomes for a female. It's just a bunch of X-Wings, and X-X is a boy, and boys are gay. That makes sense. This is spitting truth right there. And A-Wings are trans. And your truth was, and is- Should be outdated by this time, and it doesn't really have much of a role in the trilogy. Well, Star Wars tends- It seems like it's a lot of science fiction, like Dune to a lesser degree, Warhammer, where there's technology stagnation. It happens in Lord of the Rings and all sorts of stuff, where thousands of years can go by, but they're still basically using the same technology. It helps to keep a universe essentially kind of self-contained to a certain genre. And there's out-of-universe reasons why that's done with simplicity's sake for starters. But that's kind of established here, that in this universe, they've kind of reached this level of technology, and that's kind of where everything is sort of stuck at for the most part. Innovate little things here and there, but it pretty much stays the same. The chat demand an explanation, Rags. If X is gay, then how is it that X-X is a woman? X-X isn't. X-X isn't. No, no, no, that- No, X- With the Y-Wings, you don't- The X- If the X-Wing is with a Y-Wing, that's like a lady. Because X-Y. Oh, there is a docking position you can see from there. Yeah, well, they were straight for a little bit, but once they got into space, which is black, I might add, they pair up together and they make X-X's. They make- And notice once they're ready to fight, they're not always X's. Once they're ready to fight, their wings open, and then boom, they become X. So they're trans. I think chat looks satisfied to me. I'm seeing a lot of support. There's a lot of support right there. Yeah, yeah. It makes sense. It makes sense. Like the Flat Earth. That's just straight up biology right there, so. Biology. Biology. The yellow guy. Biology. Biology. It was just recycled and made use of later, but it should have had a bigger role in the trilogy. And then you have the Y-Wing bomber, which kind of looks like the B-1 bomber. And again, it's probably their only really, really realistic looking ship. Like I could imagine something in space that kind of looks like that. Of all of these ships, the A-Wing looks the most realistic. I guess believable, I suppose. We'll see the- Well, I don't know. The Y-Wing looks like it could- Yeah, the Y-Wing looks realistic. Two engines on the left and right. A cockpit in the front. I mean, it makes sense. I don't think that's unreasonable. I mean, the thing people say about X-Wings is they shouldn't have wings on it because you don't need wings in space, but then you could argue that the whole reason for them is to project out the blast. Well, no, they have to fly in the atmosphere. You still need to have ships be able to fly in the atmosphere. Did they ever get an atmosphere in episode four? Yeah, they take off from- In episode four, they take off from the base. If your base is on a planet, you have to be able to fly in the atmosphere. I think it's like the A-Wings and the Y-Wings can be in atmosphere, too. Yeah, but I know that the quote-unquote wings of the Thai fighters, they aren't really wings. They're like panels for a- Aren't they like panels for- Well, like I said, I figured they just- Because Thai stands for twin ion engine. And an ion engine, in theory, can propulse essentially a ship in any direction. So it can provide both thrust and lift, though it doesn't really need wings. But the science isn't really explained too much in the film, so there's a lot of leeway for interpretation as to what's happening. And when we say realistic, we're not fucking astronauts or anything. I'm assuming we're just going from the fact that it has everything it would need to have for what it is, and I don't know, it seems to satisfy those parameters. But I'm sure a space-tician could rip this stuff apart. He'd be like, no, they wouldn't have this, they wouldn't have this, they wouldn't have that, and about all good. Yeah, sure, yeah. And they were like, yeah, fair enough. It doesn't seem to be very useful, and most of the time they're fighting other large ships and not bombing planets, so I'm not sure why the rebels have bombers. You have to bomb ships. I was about to say, wait, what? You would only have bombs to bomb planets? It's like, in World War II and stuff, like you would bomb enemy ships on the ocean? You would use bombers to bomb enemy ships? Like you would drop something downwards onto a target to make it go boom? Also, we're on a much higher, bigger scale here. Like, there's more stuff to bomb on a ship. Like, the Star Destroyer is pretty big. And why would, I don't know, the rebels don't really need to bomb any planets, they're nice ones, unless it was a bad planet. Supposedly they're the good guys, I'm not trying to like, bomb out civilian planets or whatever. So, again, confusing and not very well thought out. Okay. Oh, very, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. I'm a very tolerant man. He starts off by saying I'm a very tolerant man. But. Okay, but. There's just too much negatory in this thing. Negatory. Too much of negatory and wizardry. Too many drees. What's this gas giant food trade center bullshit? Again, confusing and not very well thought out. I'm a very tolerant man when it comes to watching movies. Citation needed. I'm seeing things that I'm not too thrilled about. I allow robots to be gay. After a robot wants to be gay, it can be gay. That's fine. I still need to know which race the Vader is though. It's important to me. It's important. I need it. Part that man. I don't care what race he is. I just need to know that he is that race. Hair out was Cloud City. First of all, the character of Lando is basically an even more Foppish Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Foppish. A Foppish. Oh, is that a spell? I don't know if Neil DeGrasse Tyson was really at his pinnacle of awareness. Back when Star Wars Episode 5 came out, my goodness, I've never heard that word before. So Foppish means other man concerned with his clothes and appearance in an in an affected and excessive way. Yeah, I was about to say. I looked it up myself. Oh, he's super Foppish now. He's a Foppish motherfucker. He's literally he's literally jealous of Lando for taking a shower. I mean, great fucking hygiene, shit. Foppish to the point of being 99% the funky phantom. OK, now Cloud City itself makes almost no sense. All right. Yeah, so it's in the clouds. Does that make it a gas giant? I'm pretty sure Cloud City is not supposed to be the fucking planet, you asshole. It's just why did he say station? If it's in the clouds, that isn't a gas jet. We have clouds. We have clouds. Where are these? Where are these so called clouds? If they're real, show them to me. I'm confused. Why? Can I touch them? Clouds aren't real. Sure. But if it did, how would that make sense? Because gas giants have massive gravitational force and it would be very uncomfortable. Yeah, that's what. Yeah, there's probably a generator at the bottom that keeps it up. It's space stuff. You will notice that most of that is that there's like a huge spire down below. That's probably some kind of an engine thingy that keeps it lifted into the air. Wait, wait, wait. Does he think Cloud City is the name of the planet? Yeah, that's what I was trying to get at. I think that's one of the things. It's Bespin. It's not Cloud City, the planet. Okay. They would probably call it Cloud Planet? Yeah, probably. It would be a little, you know. Or Cloud World? How do you get food in a place like this? Where's the ground? You probably have... Well, they have these things called spaceships you fucking retard. Well, no rags. You see, if it was a planet of clouds only, how would you get food? There's no way. Well, obviously, you would drink the clouds. I just like the idea that the way that we understand this place is somewhat visiting it. It's like, well then, how do they get anything? It's like, I don't know, maybe maybe it's shipped in. Crazy idea. I don't know. Maybe... How does any of this make the movie bad? Like it doesn't make... Didn't Lando say he's in charge of like a mining thing on Bespin? Maybe. I can't remember. Someone in chat might know. But if there's a mining thing going on, then I'm pretty sure there's got to be something hard of a surface somewhere. It's been a wild ride. If it's a trade center, again, if it's a trade center on a gas giant, that doesn't make sense because the cost of fuels... Tell us what the cost of fuel is. Take all the thing would be... But to be honest, why does he keep concluding it's a gas giant because of clouds? Yeah, we don't know if there's a... I mean, I guess I'm not actually sure if there's any lore about Bespin that says that there's some... Like there's a terrestrial aspect to it. According to chat, they mine gas. Yeah, I'm just reading up. So apparently it is a gas giant. And it contains a thin stratum of habitable atmosphere. It's layers were a source of red tibana gas, which was harvested and refined at several mining complexes. How do you mine gas without having... Because we mine gas, but we have a solid to break it out from, right? Unless I'm crazy and I don't know how I'm gas lining. I guess a lot of the cloud atmosphere mixes or it sticks to like clouds, essentially. But like so... I guess my confusion is wouldn't that just be like gas collection versus gas mining? Yeah, I guess mining is used in a catch-all kind of way. Yeah, we don't know how much of any of this costs anything. And it's all trade-based as far as I know. At Jay said you just give it the suck. I guess you'd have a big vacuum cleaner like collectable. And again, where the hell is the surface and why don't they just live on the surface rather than live like the air like a bunch of assholes? Because they can't. Not every planet, not every planet is earth fucking retard. Why do they live up there? If they can live on the ground, fucking idiots. Man, he should go to Columbia. Bioshock Infinite would fuck him up. Look on the, in the clouds like a bunch of assholes. I mean, those things look like those uh... Like a bunch of assholes, okay. That's an argument I guess. Dragon Ball Z. Isn't heaven in the clouds? Fuck it, I don't know. Fuck heaven, gay. He just referenced Dragon Ball Z. What was that? He just referenced Dragon Ball Z. I'll have to roll him back. Look on the, in the clouds like a bunch of assholes. I mean, those things look like those uh... Things like on Dragon Ball Z that come above the earth. I know, my ass helps take people over the moon. Yeah, not a big fan of Cloud City, it's fucking stupid. Okay, it seems like there are a lot of fucking... Technically, China, stormtroopers don't look futuristic. Okay, okay. What is a future soldier supposed to look like? Ships are obviously toys. You can have toy versions of actual ships in real life that are used to do things. Nope. Laser guns look unrealistic. The laser guns look unrealistic. They're not like real laser guns. The Imperial Walkers are impractical. That by, depending on how he qualifies that, that might, he might have a point to a degree. He just got C-3PO, I guess. Laser guns look unrealistic. Unlike the Bible. The sound effects. Unlike the Bible. The pinnacle of realism and believability. The sound effects could have been done on a NAS. Oh no. Here we go. Fucking people out there who really like to put down the prequels and make fun of their visuals while upholding the visual techniques and technologies of the original trilogy. However, that's really dumb. The stormtroopers don't look realistic. They're bland, colorless, lifeless. And that plastic armor can't possibly stop anything or deal with the conditions. Almost like it's uniform. Doesn't look like it does in the films, to be fair. Which is one of my problems with it. My conclusion is that it's not armor. It's uniform. But it's, I think it's stupid that you'd have such a clunky outfit if it was just uniform. Well, it's supposed to, it's like in all of the books and everything, it's like supposed to be armor. I was gonna say, I think they refer to it as armor. Yeah, but it doesn't do shit. Does it let them stay out in space? Is that a thing? It's supposed to have some kind of zero atmosphere resistance. But if it works as good as their blaster resistance, then... Yeah, because Finn does say that it can protect them from smoke, but it can't protect them from poison. They're breathing things. Which makes me think that it wouldn't work in space because that means they need a source in general, right? Mm-hmm. I think we need to point out that he used a picture of twerking stormtrooper. He says they have no life while showing that picture. It's like, I don't know, bad. It's of space or other planets. I'm just sorry. It's no good. That is really shitty looking armor. It obviously has no effect. No good. Compared to the clones who get annihilated by everything too. Pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, but it's pretty much better. Obviously toys. You get the tie fighter picture in this slide. It's clearly not something. Yeah, they didn't use real tie fighter. What the fuck? I'm sorry. That design looks awesome as fuck. It's like, if you're like, oh, yeah, there's going to be a toy. I'd be like, yeah, I want it. Thank you. Existing real life is clearly made out of plastic and it's something that a child could play with and throw across the room. What? You can do that with anything. Can you imagine that children want to play with spaceships from their cool movies? That sounds gay, dude. Kids are gay. Kids are fucking gay. Don't want to do that shit. I fucking hate kids. The laser weapons look really unrealistic. The lasers don't fire the way a real laser would fire. What? Real lasers at all. Yes. Well, does he mean because they're too slow? Like, because if they were light speed, they go, boom, you know, is that, is that? This gentleman is a physics major. I don't know the, is he, what does he compare you to? Just, is there auto laser guns in real life? As far as I'm aware, I could be wrong. Have they developed them yet? Are they in area 51? We gon' get it. Yeah, the aliens help us build them, yes. Lasers are gay. They're two contained little pebblet things and it's just a pebblet. Pebblet? I've never heard that one before. Excuse me, sir. I think you, you might be drinking. Doesn't make any sense. And also the sound effects form are terrible. We'll talk about that in more in a minute. The Imperial Walkers don't make sense as weapons. Things with legs like that are obviously vulnerable and slow. So that would be something to be done. A tank is vulnerable. And slow. No, tanks are fast, but it's like, well, I, if it's an, isn't the AT supposed to be all terrain? Well, that's the thing. Is it all terrain? Would it work in, well, I was about to say, the only terrain I could suggest would just be utterly ridiculous shit. Like a water planet entirely that was really deep or could, I guess it could go underwater. I don't think of like a really steep mountain. It claws into it. Maybe. I know the, they upgraded them right in the TLJ. They had the, I think there were the gorilla AT-ATs or something. And they had like something like that. Yeah. I don't know. Oh, well, yeah. I don't, I don't really know. Like a, I don't know enough about them. I'd have to look into arguments both for and against to be honest with you. You track vehicles like tanks or something, like they have in the prequels, because again, it makes more sense. C-3PO, if he's the most advanced artificial intelligence they have, then they truly have made no advancements in AI. Yeah, I could have done weight fucking better. He's literally like sentient. So they're like, fuck it. Could do better. Game robot butler is sentient. This is shit. You need to be working on all this shit. It's like, what? We don't even have reference for where he came from, but it was just the OT. He was just, he was a robot, like the layer owned, I guess. Protocol droids supposed to be able to translate. I don't know. He does everything really well considering the use where we're told that he has. I don't know what else is there. Yeah, but he's got a faggy accent. Why doesn't this sound more like me? Yeah. Why'd they make him so attractive? They're trying to confuse me. That's fucking pathetic. C3PO is the most annoying character in the Star Wars universe, and I would venture to say in almost all of the fucking period, if I could eliminate one of the Star Wars universe, be C3PO, he is 10 times worse than George R. Binks. Oh, fuck. 10 times. He could quantify that shit at night. Oh boy. The fuck what anybody says. He really is. He's that much worse. And by and large, sound effects on this thing could have been done easily on an NES. Oh, shit. Is that what that? Jenna just reminded me. I'm pretty sure in Futurama, the professor makes a C3PO-style thing and it falls in love with him and tries to have sex with him and the press wants to kill it. So yeah, this guy's fears are on point. I'll be making him too gay. Nintendo Entertainment is in the mid-1980s. There's nothing that this movie does that the NES couldn't have done and done better. Period. I don't know. Have you played on an NES? I don't think that the NES had the capacity to play the sounds at the bit rate that were played in the film. Like, I don't actually think it was technically possible. So I'm gonna have to disagree with that one. At this point, some of you out there who- The rebels are evil. I think there's an argument to be made. So Admiral Ackbar. Yeah, piece of shit. Force neutrals to fight. Aggressor in the conflict. I mean, if you're being oppressed to the degree that the rebels were, that if you don't comply, you'll consider the aggressor. That's interesting. Anti-commerce, politically correct. Criminal organization. No cause. No cause. Interesting. Okay, let's hear it out. Who are still obsessed with defending the honor of George Lucas' original trilogy might just say, but, remarkable Republican, you're being picky. You're making fun of a movie from the 70s and not giving it credit for what it was. Well, that might all be true, except for this. It's an epic. It's supposed to be good versus evil, and it totally fails with that because, in fact, the good guys, the rebels are evil. Evil. Just to point out, the empire blew up a planet? Yeah, casually. As much as I'm always interested in how well was the empire operating in the universe, I like the idea that they were pretty good, but they took it a bit far in certain areas. Hunting down the entirety of anybody who follows a religion, for example, outside of X jedi that turns earth, you know, like a bit much, a bit much. Undisturbing planets, that's definitely on the no-no list. Yeah, it's honestly kind of, it's going to be tough to beat that one. Well, he is the bad guy, but the guy who's supposed to be the rebel admiral or whatever you call it, he is named after an Indian conqueror from the Middle Ages who killed millions of his own people to take over India. So, you're not exactly a good guy. But you can't, like, you have the same name as someone else who did a thing, therefore you're bad. What the hell? If there was a bad Republican out there, then that means that your channel is evil. Yeah, I'm undusted. The rebels, when they move in the places, force neutrals to fight, or they force loyal subjects to take up arms. Did you know that Akbar chose his own name when he was born? No, he based it after the Indian conqueror. Is there an Indian dude who, like, slaughtered a bunch of people? Because if there is, I want to be named after him. Oh, it just so happens we have the guy. We meet Sackbar in real life, Jason. You have an evil name. Okay. Destroyed by the Death Star. They're clearly the aggressor in the conflict. They are not the victims here. They're the ones. Wait, who? Wait, what? The rebels are not the victims, even though they're being chased to deletion. No, the force neutrals to fight. Oh, um, I don't know how you justify that. Who's neutral and gets forced to fight? If anything, the Empire do that. Does he mean like they gave their soldiers orders? Maybe they mean, uh, all those tiny fluff thingy calls. Oh, he walks? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I guess, I guess, yeah, that's true. To a degree, even though they were held captive. Yeah, but they didn't force them, and they were... Like the Empire was using their moon to activate their bunker or whatever, and yeah, the Ewoks joined them. I don't know that they were forced. They weren't forced. Well, like, do you want to kill some stormtroopers and eat their corpses? They were like, yay! Yay, drink their blood. Starting battles and taking over planets and generally on the offensive against the Empire. Yeah, that's what, yeah, the Empire's evil. They're fighting against the evil Empire. They will start fights just because you start a fight doesn't mean it's evil. Well, I just like the idea that you lock someone in a prison for years. You go to hand them like a fucking, like, like a potato and then they punch you and try to escape and go, ah, you were the aggressor. You were the aggressor. Evenmen. You were the evil. You were the evil. You were the anti-commerce. So they're hurting a lot of neutrals and they're hurting. How are they anti-commerce? Law-abiding citizens. No, how are they anti-commerce? Because they try to break away a government that's pro-commerce, I guess. They would be against commerce if they were to take control. We know this from that scene where that happens. This is a very strange video. Yeah. Like, Han Solo joins their cause. He's one of their premier guys and there's a reason. It's because the dude is a space pirate. That's what the rebels are. They're a coalition of criminals fighting against law and order. Of course they're criminals. I mean, the French resistance in World War II were criminals. All of America are criminals under British law. The American revolutionaries were criminals. It's so dumb. They broke the law. He sounds like he's fucking Gramov Tarkin giving a speech about the movies. These criminals. Yes, yes. Why won't they just be oppressed in peace? They were the aggressors in the conflict. They're politically correct. You see the different races they join together and that seems to be their only real agenda. Oh no, racial harmony. What the hell? What a bunch of bullshit. Yeah, remember when he was talking about how like the dark was racist and now he was going back to his shit? Right back into the race are just so odd. So he said they have no real clear goal outside of bringing people together. It's like, okay, that and freedom. I think that there's a two pretty cool goal. They don't want the Batman to blow up planets anymore. Like they have that on a piece of paper. They're like, please stop blowing up planets. And this guy's like, hmm, there's a criminals Goddamn anti-comers fuckers What is it the Empire does specifically that's angering them as they blew up a planet? They cut them down throughout the three movies they killed billions and billions of innocent people in In the blink of an eye you wiped them all out Fucking nothing leave him alone Jesus Sort of magic man Planet doesn't do it gotta be a gay butler to be Like this Typically that's angering them. Is it the fact that they have some sort of magic man running the Empire? I doubt it. Is it because they're stormtroopers? I don't know It does I'm gonna do a taxes. Well, we're not told that we don't know Can you believe the nerve of I don't know maybe a group of people far away from someone else who because of Taxation maybe got upset and rebelled could you imagine such a scenario ever occurring in the history of anything else? I just love that we were showed them obliterate billions of people. He's like, what was that somebody to do with taxes. I don't Hires taxing tyrannically, but it would be kind of hard to tax bunch of independent planets out in space so well if you're independent Then it it you've defined yourself into a situation that Was there a conflict No contacts, I'm just gonna say what was there a conflict with some taxes I don't know you just got to think about it. What is it the rebels fight for and how you should think about everything you said in this Video and ironically doesn't know what the rebels fight for I Mean I feel like I watched a different movie Yeah, man, how are they not the bad guy? Well a couple people said this isn't this is obviously a troll But apparently this is this guy does believe this shit and he's apparently debated people about this But he usually devolves the calling him stupid apparently Mm-hmm. I like him. I love these videos. This is amazing. I hope I love new Jared Ty would let us to be gay like I couldn't could it be as good as They're the fucking aggressors anyway, this has been remarkable Republican if you if you if you aggress against tyranny and despotism and people who are blowing up planets Evil then you are because you are the aggressor you are the bad And you fucking gay ass goal of bringing people together Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Yeah, I get out of here with that fag shit Truth-flavored bias and I know he's gonna draw some fucking nerds out of the woodwork You made a video about why certain Star Wars movies are better than others Don't be calling other people fucking nerds. He's one of his points is Lucas too much of a middle-aged lesbian I Why did people not like my video you're a nerd if you don't like my video That's okay. I'm more than equipped to take on all you dumbasses. All right. Anyway, I would love to say right now So remember a Star Wars original trilogy sucks and don't get your little hopes up about episode 7 It's supposed to draw on these prick these are Original trilogy movies and it's probably gonna suck just as much if not more because it's You nailed that Nostradamus So you say it right? Anyway, I'm done. Good night gay confederate generals Why is that a thing why is that it's just literally for me? It's a black abyss with this picture I have that one as well, but I have a second one. Oh, I don't have to Can you see Aquaman a conservative masterpiece? This man like his 252 subscribers that is not enough. 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I'd like to know what the tears of homosexual are Is the entry level protege homosexual? It's like a whiteboard way. It just already wrote it down. It's like he is Taiwan Lannister As you progress you get to have Another one is what like C-3PO lesbian. That's like a high rank that one Yeah, true Now there are many openly homosexual characters in the story However, Taiwan is special And Tywin Lannister is sort of the character and he modeled on himself or at least what he thinks he would be if he lived in a fictional Universe, so I didn't know now. Where does the evidence come from? No one did well the first hint we get is that we meet Taiwan and He has been widowed for many years. What happens with gay people you meet them. It just makes sense Said he's been widowed for many is very typical of the gay to have an ex He has never taken a lover he has no mistress so far as we know he never visits prostitutes Everyone knows the straights aren't they have no fidelity those straights and Most oddly of all he doesn't have any bastard children dating back No bastard children prove you have no children out of wedlock, which means he must be gay If you don't have five or six baby mommas you just big old queer You got a used your dick, baby. Have any bastards like no like you gay This youth this is all highly unusual and the game of Thrones universe We're it's not though a lot of the the leading people don't have bastards even Ned Stark doesn't have a bastard. That's That's what we find out Stanis doesn't have one Renly doesn't have any bastards Really everyone has mistresses Also for anybody wondering I'm going from show continuity because he's I think he's going from show continuity He ain't got no mistresses. He has a mystery. So wait. Yeah. What a fucking season four Literally season four finale. Tywin's got a whore at his bed. So A man whore and this shot is from season four so Oh That she had she had below deep tea cup kid is clearly that was a dude. They look pretty bad Forward a bit and now we're in a little queer If you if you really pay attention his top complaint against Tyrion isn't even his dwarfism But rather the fact that he's a constant whore monger And you imagine someone being upset with that because he wants to you imagine the world He wants Tyrion to marry into a high-powered family to increase his fucking power in the country It's not because he sleeps with people specifically. He's also a depraved little demon is kind of how he looks at him Goddamn it Literally, I don't know why I blanked it. Yeah, we know that Tywin likes girls There's a very big piece of evidence in season four that apparently just I'm curious if he's gonna address that It shows is not so much that Tywin has some sort of moral objection to it I mean the dude is pretty immoral. I think we can all agree But that he simply doesn't understand thinks he's he's immoral. I mean, it's just he's not like you and I He's in a different time in a different I was gonna say it's complicated Defining Tywin is immoral is literally because we we associate more with the stock Protagonists than we do with him. I feel like if he was the protagonist of this whole show We probably would have agreed with most of his choices And if people gonna be like he kills two of the main characters and above us like I don't know this context explains Why that was a pretty damn good choice on his end Want to have sex with a lot of women Like a real now all three of Tywin's children are also sexual Deviants Jamie and Cersei, you know, they have some incestuous relations and they had so because his kids are incestuous That means he must be gay I Imagine being yeah, he's so gay. He's going out of his way to have sex with his sister. That's how gay. He is Anything that is desperately straight It's like we're just so fucking gay To sleep with your brother like a straight person Other children together and The thing is sexual deviance runs in families and they had to get it from somewhere Is he implying you're a sexual deviant if you're gay, it's genetic wow Writings on the wall with this one And since there is no mother character for them since she's been dead for so long We have to assume that they were can they probably even talk about her even though she's not even They do they mentioned this so that's pretty fucked up. She's died ages ago Jesus. I'm pretty I'm surprised He's not pissed at that one Now um despite the Lannister incest and That apparently being a thing that is acceptable both in the Lannister family and the Targaryen family and all these other families Tywin never almost like it's a medieval thing that happened Yeah, it's a Rewide spread in that story and in IRLs Tywin never actually sleeps with Cersei or Father's children through her To ensure a succession was a Jason. Did he just imply that if you're gay you're immoral because he was like Tywin doesn't have Morals he's also said you're a deviant if you're gay, so Well, yeah, dude, do you not hear a shit about the Bible earlier? He's got some interesting takes He also never marries any of his nieces or does any that kind of thing Even though apparently that would be something that would not be unusual in this universe Not unusual Further in a world where old men, you know you put themselves over on young girls You look at bridges. I can't think of his name, but what he does Yeah, there obviously is no stigma about marrying teenage girls if you're an old man and yet No, because that's what the time period is Having producing heirs and having healthy females around by which you could create those heirs Was a really really important because this is based on a time period where people will live to be 30 So if a chicks 15 then yeah, you want to put a baby in her so she doesn't die But like not doing that does not then mean you are gay like it's a strip Oh, yeah, also impregnation famously associated with gay people I don't understand Not advance himself on either Arya Stark or Sansa Stark. All right We also know from Rob Stark and from the context of the show that Tywin is not a skill Generally start not a skilled general. It's not true. He even I know that's not true Like I was gonna say how do you say that considering the whole show so for context what he's probably referencing is that? Rob Stark captures one of Tywin's scouts He tells the scout in what seems to be like a rush of rage like I'm coming for him I'm gonna rip him apart you can go tell him that and the scout's okay and the scout tells Tywin Tywin's like he really thinks he can beat me. All right, like I'll face him one to one Rob sends 2000 men to Tywin and he sends his like 18,000 main forces over to Jamie's army as a surprise attack And obliterates them and takes Jamie captured and I was outsmarted in that moment And everyone was really impressed because Rob did a really good move. That does not make Tywin a shitty general That's how it works. I mean I'm not saying that Tywin ended up killing Rob but That might have been a thing that happened So it would be interesting to refer to Rob as the superior combatant in that scenario, wouldn't it and In general not to stereotype too much. We know that homosexuals tend not to be very good at conducting military affairs At conducting what? military affairs I You know Richard the lionhearted was gay. Yeah, but I don't understand I Literally have no I is that I've never heard that before that gays don't make good generals apparently Caring for their men. I don't think I've ever heard that before. I've never heard that before. I'm trying. Yeah, man The gays make for bad How does he can exist in Tywin's like the best fucking mastermind in the whole show? How does he even reconcile that? All right, that's that was new. I've not heard that one and what oh, you're right. That should be in good help I don't even phrase this the gay as as historically In In effective in places of power Tywin looks for is not winning on the battlefield. He looks to ruses which would be very womanly he likes Oh Okay, yeah, damn womanly ruses Are there is there anything gayer than really I Pause it. No, there is not I imagine being this man like and watching TV shows Okay, hell to win by marriages and Win by personal relationships and by betray a real man kill through bloodshed and pain and conquest Tywin twice that we know of in the show brute forced his army through the gates of King's Landing and took it So I don't agree with the idea that he's only ever done ruses Model of power not by the manly virtuous model of let's fight in the field and see who the better man is We also that's not how you determine who the I mean I guess his idea of virility is strictly based on bloodshed and conquest I just dude so like an army of 10,000 show up to this guy's house So he's like I will fight your best man and then they're like no, we're just gonna assault the house He's like, what are you gay? Yeah, sure you're done. What a womanly strategy Dude had one successful fistfight in all of garden parking lot and now Anybody who doesn't do it how I do it. It's like womanly ruses. It's all fucking Money hungry power hungry and he doesn't really care about glory and The reason why a lot of people care so much about glory is that glory is the thing that gets you women No, none of the women that I have fucked know I have a YouTube channel Which is the closest thing I guess to glory I have in a modern sense What how does this guy think that like human interaction works like this is an alien He read the count of Monte Cristo and he thinks that's how human civilization We gay people glory, what have you ever seen those two things together? I don't think so And if you're not interested in women as Taiwan obviously is not then it wouldn't matter literally had a whore it is bad, but okay Literally, that was just to keep up appearances three children, but he's the gay We also see that he's very jealous and petty About getting the defense the credit for defending King's Landing even though we know for a fact that Tyrion is the primary author of the victory though Tyrion delayed the inevitable defeat Tywin saved the city as bullshit Without one or the other they would have lost the idea that what do you mean the author of the victory? That's an interesting choice of words So gays are jealous and petty They're jealous petty immoral Deviant they Don't want glory I guess oh Jesus and This is a very womanly thing like the way mothers are jealous of their daughters What they're aging What a strange individual I would love to just shrink myself down and explore his brain for a while Series of insane ideas. We're just like hmm. It's like through the looking glass with this guy Jing and their daughters and their prime and much hotter So this is sort of a thing that a woman would do and it shows that Tywin is woman-minded and most likely a homosexual Because jealousy is a strictly female trait He's just like you're treating all these bad traits to either women's or the gays like I would love to know He thinks that straight people are men possess any negative traits generally or if they're stereotyped The second they begin to turn negative in any way that they get a gay. It's like Further you stray from perfection the more gay Man, I'm jealous among friends new pickup Your trucks making me gay Now another thing that shows Tywin's homosexuality is that when he's doing his grand marriage scheme in season three He doesn't include himself even though everyone else is a part of it Well, you can't make I mean I'm not gonna say that he's not busy doing anything else mom He's not I'm not saying he's sterile, but the whole reason he wants his kids to marry is to make kids straight away Now I don't know if him marrying Versus his kids marrying other kids to have long life. He literally says he's only you won't even last this war He's what he's concerned that he's absolutely gonna be dying relatively soon like I Guess he should have married. I don't even know like he can't I just it's just shocking to me. Yeah, you know what Tywin you should have married Olena actually would have been okay with that. Those two would make a great couple Yeah, well, yeah, oh look at you matchmaking you fucking queer. I match made a Straight white cis couple. Okay, that is not the gay This even includes letting little finger marry Lady Stark's sister rather than doing it himself Lady Stark. Oh, he's talking about Lysa. Okay Why would he marry like which would have made him both the Lord of the House of Lannister and Lord of the Veil. I don't think you can just fucking force her to marry him That's not how that works. He gets to choose. She only wants to marry little finger because she's had a crush on him since they were kids Fool Dniting two of the seven kingdoms and then creating a grand inheritance for either Joffrey or his other grandson This YouTube channel is just him trying to dodge his repressed sexuality Yeah, maybe if I talk about how bad the Homo's are I won't become one Genius, but the reason he doesn't take this deal is I mean it worked for no one else ever it'll work for me and Really what we see is that the man clearly goes well out of his way to avoid any kind of sexual intercourse with women Except what he made three children and had a whore in his bed in season four except those except those times Except the fact that you're constantly referring to how he talks to his children. Oh Just a full malady of being gay That was just to keep even when he expects his Other children to put their own personal feelings aside and do things they don't want to do Tyrion is not interested in Sansa Stark but Tywin asked him to go and father a child by her anyway and I think that probably the most important piece of evidence which I say for last oh is that After Joffrey dies we hear Tyr Tywin complained to Cersei that One of the problems with Joffrey is that he was planning even Tywin's own death Now there's not a lot of context in the show about why Joffrey wanted to kill you know that Joffrey is actually very smart about how he Uses power to advance himself. No What about the sound right now by the way? Yeah, I know it's getting weird But does he mean Joffrey is smart at using power. There's got to be a reason why Tywin knew that his house was cooked Well, if you recall in season three what actually happened is that Joffrey told Marjorie that he was thinking about making Homosexuality a crime punishable by death That's true. I'm sure that the ideal world of the guy Oh my god, just like the Bible stone the gays who is homosexual who could and who also Was in danger of being put to death? Well Tywin Lannister it all fits Just like God damn Gay butlers ultimate homosexual deviant it all fits Amazing this is amazing channel. I can't believe it. I love this all something which is Part of a larger narrative that George R. Martin is trying to sneak under people's noses and that is the obvious truth that Tywin Lannister is In fact a homosexual Remarkable Republican bringing the truth with truth-flavored bias. Yeah, I'm remarkable is an accurate. Yes. Yes also the truth-flavored That's amazing stuff, but like I Never thought that was what was gonna happen cuz I was linked that video a long time ago, and I just I saw it and I was like, you know what Let's check it out. You know an innocent little little exploration. What do you what do you guys think good a? Masterpiece Mazeballs See like cuz you know a lot of people like how do I start a YouTube channel? What do I do? It's like that guy exists This so take the emulate this man, and it was accurate way you could Whatever plan you had You weren't sure if it would work. I mean It worked for him. Okay. I'm not saying he's got a huge audience or anything, but he's He's he's hustling. He's doing his he's doing his shit. It's going great I'm just checking out some beams on Twitter. We got a couple we This is a bit of really weird e-fap. I'm not gonna go gonna lie. Yeah, I did not know that this was what we were in for I'm glad that we're able to explore what makes a rat good though This was this has been the best e-fap rat this man is the e-fap rat Simultaneously a thing yet terrifying. I'm right. All right So I'm just chock full of references for this one like the little box Bilbo months Why is Jar Jar the best character? Oh my goodness. I do enjoy certain art Bilbo marks Super hot not a k-robot And an important piece of art for us all to a absorb So what makes a good rat on the bad side you got Disgusting teeth rabies lunatic filthy probably transmits the plague And the good rat domesticated soft cute little face cute little paws no plague No plague is definitely a bonus. We can just send this over to brown table. I think He'd finally get his answer. You might even make a video about that. It's tough I Enjoy There's a tiny mouth Just one piece of rice at a time All right some very quickly from there, I'm going to Get reading some super chats because I've let them collect a little Before like I like to give everyone opportunity if you want to jump out in any way shape or form You're welcome to or go, you know have some food go to the toilet anything you want to do What's at the toilet? What isn't at the toilet? Yum Wait, wait, which channel would you rather be stuck watching brown tables or a? Republican guy, I think maybe brown table because this is hilarious in small doses Yeah, but if it was this all the time it just wouldn't satisfy you would get old quickly brown table seems to Switches brown table is definitely higher grade shit. You know Like I would almost say that brown table is fertilizer, but this is just poo That's well put All right, so the first one from Ryan is high rags Hello Any updates on wolf that is at the beginning of the stream? You might be able to catch it still right now if you cycle back to the beginning while we're live But once it you have to wait for it to process once it's a Once it's over salad jerky hurts my soul That's fair. No one wants to really eat salad jerky Wolf question mark again all at the beginning Just want to show my support. Thanks for the content. Thank you frozen grip if I put this early and on my day off This is great. Wow Sub J long bone Sup I imagine this dream will be a bit more watchable than your last Big yikes wait that the last one was still hilarious. Just right was Who's on point that was the last one right? It was my memory failing me I guess this super chat for J is coming early Please give this to J long bone and tell her the moot titan of Kareat. Oh God That's an inside joke when I did my my boogie. I actually know that Stream yeah, I'm you're saying it's moved your fucking boogie voice was hilarious by the way You guys can go check that out if you want it's still there. I think so Good shit. I missed you guys almost had an e-fap withdrawal. Well, I'm glad that we can help Hello, all my n-words more like you lazy tizm. Where are our critiques and rages? You promised again. I did address that at the beginning. It's on the way It's really long and it's some of my most proudest of works. I can't wait to get it out. Honestly New e-fap looks like Hill House and Mindhunter will have to wait Yes, let's bless it South boys checking out Hill House and Mindhunter. I need to see Mindhunter season two I've seen season one and everyone should see Hill House Yep, so hi J long bone and metal commander. Oh Oh shit J long bones back whoo and howdy everybody howdy James Something about taking rhino milk from an orphan. Yeah, essentially kind of sums up e-fap at all Is there any classic slash widely beloved films or games that you think are objectively bad Interstellar was beloved by a shit ton of people and that came out my horror I think that Bioshock infinite has an objectively bad story I think of Bioshock infers objectively terrible in almost every aspect Who's beloved to an insane degree when that came out me and Alex were losing our minds like we were just like why does everybody fucking love This game makes no sense. Yeah, I played this cuz I love Bioshock one. What are my favorite games of all time? I agree. I love Bioshock 2 as well. This was just such a downgrade in almost every way It was so shitty to play Like everything about the first two that was good. Fuck it When people were like Blinded by all the nice-looking graphics. Yeah, I was gonna say Bioshock infinite's reputation is definitely sank since it came out Yeah, I mean the first time I played I liked it, but then I replayed it and now I fucking hate it I thought it was bad after I first played it But then on future playthroughs I started to actually despise it It I sodomized Ryan Johnson's dead mother. Wow. Yeah He paid to say that kind of clear Naming a planet rags ego in no man's sky at the moment. Yeah, it must be massive Hi Muller and rags. Hello. Hello. Love you guys more. Could you give a brief rundown of why you despise Iron Man 3? The plot is utterly ridiculous like there's so much to go over, but I think one of the funniest things is that He tells Jarvis to plot a course to like the other side of the world and then while he's in his suit He's fighting and then he gets knocked Knocked he's like under a bunch of shit under water and he escapes it But then he like sort of gets knocked out and then he wakes up to Jarvis taking him to the location And he's just like why and you don't get an answer and then Jarvis goes crazy and runs out of batteries And it's just like what the fuck and so he's stranded in this town without his technology Apparently you can't call anybody for re the whole plot makes no fucking sense Having Iron Man destroy all of his suits When he's like been so obsessed with protection it didn't sit well I hated how much they make a joke out of the PTSD that he's experiencing throughout the film But um thank the Lord that the Russo brothers took it seriously as well as Joss Whedon to an extent like in Age of Ultron you can absolutely argue a lot of his actions are motivated by PTSD But um Iron Man 3 like the fucking end credits scene We're trying to explain why he feels what he feels and then they're like lol Bruce is falling asleep listening to him I was just like okay Yeah, and they kind of wasted Ben Kingsley. I was really looking forward to like a straight up You know what's funny about that is that um a lot of people are frustrated because he's like not accurate to the comics I was just like oh, I was just pissed because I thought he was a great character and then right they just make it into oh That's another thing the fucking villain motivation. I was on the rooftop waiting for you. You never came to see me Okay, and you remember the bit where um like they try to figure out why he's taken Pepperpots and she's like oh, I'm a trophy and it shows him he goes Yeah, I was like ah Jesus Christ like what a shitty villain Yeah, there's a lot more to it. I need I want to make a video on it one day But yeah, I hate Iron Man 3 with a passion Are any of you Wheel of Time fans have you heard of it? But I I haven't never read them. I have never read them either No Never heard of it. Have you seen their woke casting of the two rivers? I believe Wolf is a fan of Wheel of Time series, but again, oh, maybe him and Fringy or just him But either way, yeah, I do not know anything about it. I'm afraid Good afternoon massives you guys should check out sheep in a box is Star Wars video perfect EFAP material Here's some change. I found in a dirty shoe. Who's sheep in a box. Don't hit on that Sheep in a box. Is that a Zootopia thing? I Think he's a Yotsuba You too sheep in the box a shopsticks involved Try the box Star Wars at the review. I missed that Yes, Star Wars video. I'm like sleuthing right now next level hacking damn Getting mad about Star Wars on the internet to own the Libs I Mean looks like he's doing fine. That's what's going on there. Oh, is it like This hang on I'm curious what I saw the many surprisingly successful YouTube channels out Oh, I guess he's like responding to a lot of people's criticism. I think I'm guessing do I show up in there at all? No, I don't know either way best to look I might check it out at some point just to see what it's about Would you rather be paid one thousand dollars to suck off Patrick or one million to drink Eric's bathwater? Silly Mr. Massive Well, Eric doesn't bathe so this seems like it would be an easy choice to me Well, I guess unless that would take that one out of the potentials here unless it was just bodily secretions at that point Like he was like his videos are bodily secretions But um, oh, I wouldn't really I'm not on board with either of those um, I Don't I don't agree to be forced to do one because when someone gives you a hypothetical It means that it would never happen and thus you never have to choose. Oh Hey, that's a question for Jay Longbone if you drink someone else's bathwater do you deserve herpes? Well the clear answer is yes Way more people say yes, but no it's fascinating Hey guys rags, what's your take on the fifth element? I love it Yeah, I really like it. I haven't seen it in a long time now though, but loved it when I was a kid So anybody else have any comments on the fifth element? I don't want to make it seem like it's just me and rags here or anything I need to watch it again. I I'm always confused by that move Yes, I am I love the back of the day I haven't seen the sense Yes, praise rhinos and spiders fair enough you should check out nostalgia critics TLJ review There was a there was a onslaught of TLJ reviews. We still got to check out like We still got to see Shawn's one and Jenny Nichols one or Nicholson. I can't remember if I Always forget which I said it wrong in my video. So Feels bad man Hey guys, you know how Wolf's doing it's all in the beginning KitKats deserve dignity if they swim in public poo water that is a reference to a different stream I was on answer is yes Hi rags. Here's some weird great money. Happy also is my favorite Pogo song. It gives me the smile Yeah, it's good stuff Um, here you go metal may the dawn bless your heart Thanks, right What? Well salad King whenever we do a stream he actually like he tends to donate 10 per person Um, okay, then he expects me to cycle it all out to people. What am I your your gay butler? Hmm fucking get me drinks when I'm over. I will Have lots of drinks. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be great Guys is any of you interested in Warhammer 40k also hi rags. Hello. I am interested in Warhammer 40k. I am not I'll play the total war game once in a while, and I like it But like in general, I don't really know a lot about it. I'm not a nerd Like I didn't mean to offend but I don't play a kid J long bone welcome back It's been some time since you've been on here. Here's some cash-tism. Oh Thank you. Oh I mean, see there's the thing if they super chat to me they lose 30% or whatever and then if I super chat it to you You lose 30% of it as well Give it to their streams Mola you like civil war do you like Zemo and why I love Zemo because he's a he's in a tire in He's entirely a consequence Character was created by the Avengers and his only goal is to break them apart Like they break apart fucking families everywhere because they tend to quote-unquote do their jobs and then leave without considering themselves with the aftermath and that how cold he is in his approach that he just executes all of the frozen winter soldiers because He knows that they're just gonna add things that are worse to the world and yet that's like a subversion Like the idea that a villain doesn't want bad things to happen He just wants to destroy the Avengers because they leave destruction in their wake that sort of He's like the first villain in the MCU we are like, oh, he's just like a straight-up guy And I love the reference that he says greater men have tried harder than I ever can like to kill you guys And they were unsuccessful so I could never do it that way Zemo was awesome This is objectively the best community slice and dice everyone by the way I got a gaming laptop and I finally realized at age 20 the magic of mouse and keyboard Oh boy Never too late nor early It's a super chat of who the super chat was for $20 who killed Epstein What are you talking about it was clearly a suicide. Yes, it was an induced suicide Other parties make sense. It's a suicide. It was me, baby Tell Wolf I love him from Fierce of Epirus very well. Will Tf4 part will TFA part 4 come out before episode 9? Hail Wolf TFA part 3 will probably come out before episode I but I can't even promise that anymore because I've run it out of time There's a bunch of movies coming out that I soon want to cover like terminator of dark fate and I Used to have other ones in my brain, but I've forgotten temporarily because you know how it is But uh this Game of Thrones one took so much longer than I I intended to do Game of Thrones episodes 5 and 6 and a season run down Before going back to TFA, but it's taken so long that I want to do a TFA video after this one now I I Take a while to make videos, but they're also extremely long. So, you know, what can you do? But yeah, it's more than likely that the TFA series will now have to incorporate information from episode 9 And I'll have to rewrite them to a degree of ready parts that come out after episode 9 Hmm. So, you know, it's not a it's not a total loss. It might improve my analysis Metal has a flimple dingus. Hey, man, it's true. Sorry, dude Movie binge update alien 3 man as much as this movie is flawed. I still like Ripley's ending. It was quite satisfying and fitting Yeah, there are things I like about alien 3. There are also things I fucking despise about it alien resurrection motherfucker Why can't we have good things? Yeah alien resurrection is a disaster Um, oh Lee changing history from the school if I hit everything Yeah, that's the thing what I was watching parts of major leaves videos like pretty sure he conceded that these things were true What he was talking to us, but hey, what are you gonna do? Oh? Well rags is objectively a fairy Hmm a furry what no no no doggo. Yes Twice the streams double the superchats count-o dukins My college move-in day will be the 24-hour e-fap. Oh Well, hey, you can leave us on in the background while you're moving great. Yeah Mola, can you please say I don't use objectively to make my videos dawn? I use my heart For a meme. I'll make sure to have it done by ff50 very well creamy sheave. There you go Worried there wouldn't be an e-fap this week. Oh, we like I said, we're gonna try and go for two Once upon a time in Hollywood is objectively bad Fringy said he saw it and he liked it. That's all I know I trust free to so But I needed I was gonna see it but it went out of my cinema like straight away. It was only in it for like a month. Oh I was outraged. I nearly I nearly wrote a letter Oh What which which letter a letter? Yeah, what there's 26, which one? The the ones where they have a bunch of them at the same like page, you know, you mail them like you don't feel mail them. You mail If you mail something is that it sounds kind of gave you mail something to someone I female it I female that okay, jeez Rag I want you to sexually harass me on the couch stairs and the Hand on the brown table Thanks, you're you gonna you're gonna sort that out or what? I was from salad King by the way Really depends on how much of a fan of salad you are I suppose. All right, then I denied sending good wishes to wolf. Hope he's all right Very much from the animators of the Lion King live-action film Judy Hop photo realistic erotica facial expressions Oh Don't tell him you just Yeah, definitely once the dawn Once the dawn movie comes out we will be wrecked for all films after that I feel like nothing in comparison Oh, yeah, nothing would be the dawn movie I'm just gonna do the there was one that came through streamlabs a love from Israel here are some actual genuine real Objective shekels. No really please send my love to wolf miss him But he should do whatever's best for him in his health if it means we never see him again. That's okay Well, yeah, he's he's he's definitely on on a good path right now Brown table made a Zootopia fan film called return to Zootopia. That's what that frame is from. Oh my goodness He made a fanfic from Zootopia Good rat bad rag tell that dirty dirty philosophy merchant Sargon, I wouldn't even super chat him Also, hi rags. Hello Not to play college professor, but define your terms. Yeah, I know right indeed And from Anthony Keene. Hi rags. Hello, can rat be objectively bad Hmm. I guess if you overcook it Yeah, yeah We had that helpful explanation just just earlier from that from that meme like that was a really good way Movie binge update speaking of good rats. I watched the green mile mr. Bojangles is a good boy But I was not expecting that magic shit. Oh my lord. I laughed so hard at that. Oh Well, I love it's awesome Good point. That's a movie. I want to rewatch my list is getting even longer. Hooray and this road It's from Pliskin. He has a Zootopia fan film on his channel. It is his I Guess I never would have expected that that's amazing I have a challenge. Look at total drama fetish art on deviant art and then try to say art is subjective I don't I don't want to touch that with the 11-teen foot pole Art professor told me to be objective once not kidding. I mean they will Sometimes are the right context that if you push them they might go. I was just your Me and Bring you a watching someone's video Can't quite remember who but he the person said you can't judge this Because it's too subjective and it was like an arbitrary point about filmmaking and it was funny because the content creator themselves Were like so fervent in everything being subjective and we talked about how like I feel like even the people who say that everything is Subjective don't agree with it. Like they'll be like, oh, well, no, there's something. There's some things There's always some things we know and it's like as soon as you cross the line It's just a matter of how much knowledge you have on each craft at that point then Like there's no point in the woods objective and subjective at that point right in relation to art because everything is subjective So why use them? I'm glad you all agree Is there a go actually I give me a second. I'll be right back Is there a go fund me on something to set up to help Wolf and his medical bills? I don't believe so and I don't think Wolf would want to do that. Um, knowing him Also, my middle name is Alan. Does wife crack owe me money? Oh, I guess the wisecrack did kind of disparage the Allens of the world Is true Were you there for that metal? I have a weird memory of you being the one we were looking at the the trailer Oh, no, that was just I don't think you came on. It was Voxys and cynic snacks. You came on for when everyone abandoned me, didn't you? Yes, but it was like right at the end, but it was just Doing super chats rescue Massives I want to see a fire emblem play through where each decision is done through two to two out of three agreement by the members present I rags mallor and walf I say hello on behalf of all three This reminds me of be hi cheek said be hi. I remember telling you about your stream Fucking he referenced like a Dude for a quote at his day was pronounced be hi cheek said be hi. Oh, right Yeah, I don't know that I need to become an English teacher and smack sense into these guys How dare you they were talking complete sense Point of personal privilege your mocking laughter at Mark's is triggering me When someone just casually references it It Just thinking about that makes me laugh My love goes out to Wolf. Thank you very much. Um SJW co-worker just came up to me in a panic. There's a neo Nazi here asks How he knows says the guy's sporting fascist imagery asked us to point out this Nazi to me guys wearing a warhammer 40k shit Me Some of it is very suggestive. I was damn fascist There is a teenager who makes and wears his own Victorian clothes your argument isn't valid brown table I didn't get that argument at all anyway. I'm not entirely sure of what he was trying to say that we couldn't have I Don't know We should have him on sometime It's great to see all you beautiful hate mongers today. I hope you've all been keeping well also high moor hello there You can't replicate classical paintings because you do not have access to mummy brown a pigment that is made Which is made mummies no joke this existed Hey, man, if it was like made from mummies or whatever, it doesn't mean we can't do it. It just might be unethical Might be I Wonder if we once we get access to like other planets that everyone's gonna rush to kill people on them because the jurisdiction won't be Punishable. There'll be no laws You kidnap someone take them to bars kill them Jeff Hicks annihilated Mario in this debate pre-tlj in a debate. I'm not Jeff Hicks Mario, oh There was a high rags and he's not gonna be able to hear it. I feel bad shit Watch the last airbender. You'll see some bad long takes. Oh All right, I'm interested to see what the bad log takes would actually be honestly What if this impossible scenario that doesn't even support my argument was a thing checkmate atheists He tried round table. Hi rags. What is your new blocked video rags by rags? All right? I'll copy that ready for him I've missed a rags missing out on a question There I was watching Lord of the Rings when Bilbo Baggins told me we need to seize the means of production and Goliath said make it so Remember that happening I think it might be a brown table fanfic. I thought they were gonna go like with a extra credits reference with that one But I was wrong You did a response to that didn't you? With a comment what the video is called Don't stop normalizing Nazis. That was it JL oh It was good shit. Oh, thank you the robot Hey That I only do that when I don't want to do a committed video on it I could and of course the robot voice represents how detached I am from that bullshit That video was responded to like by everybody Nobody had a good response to it was fucking frustrating for everybody, but uh, yeah We got it was like a five minute video. We spent like fucking two hours on it for EFAP It took a while because they weren't exactly accurate. Let's just put it that way I'm all are in guests. Did you see the Top Gun 2 trailer excited or another sequel no one needs I? I don't really care that much about Top Gun. I like Top Gun. It's fine and everything, but like I have no feelings on it whatsoever Like fucking planes who cares You a gay robot, how do you not care? You care about Top Gun ranks No, I'm sorry. We're a we're a terrible selection to ask The question you missed Rags was Where is your new blocked video? I'm guessing they want to know what it was rather than mine. Oh, it's I'm gonna I'm gonna put it out tomorrow Because I think I'll be in the clear It's still monetized and everything and I think this content claim that's on it is the most fraudulent thing in the universe so Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and release it tomorrow And it'll be premiered. I haven't I haven't premiered it yet a video yet So this will kind of be the first and I've already started on a brown table response And as you saw today brown table just good takes constant good day We've got there was a there was a video. I've already prepped that was really bad for brown table That was like, oh we could do it today, but I was like now I'm gonna save it for the for the 50th It's like, oh geez brown table Like quickly becoming a regular on beef up. I don't know he's aware of that yet, but it's always fun when they find out Still working so I'll have to watch on the channel later Give the money to Wolf if Rags is still there. What's his opinion of the Xbox ultimate game pass? It comes with games for computer and Xbox. Oh Good, I mean, I don't know the price or any of the stipulations, but that sounds like this sounds nifty I'm glad they're kind of unifying the two. I think it's pretty good. I have it Yeah, I can absolutely believe that a good game pass can be a great thing like the first month was obviously like For like just for growth like was like one one euro for me or something or something super cheap I think like the next one was like six or something. I should check It's like a lot of good games like I was able to play metro because of that which I liked Because Matt the the newest metro was actually pretty pretty fucking good Played it on my stroom and I really enjoyed it Orphan and bathwater question. All right. Yeah, so Jay Longbone. Do orphans deserve to be loved? You have to contemplate this I was gonna say I know it's a simple question with an obvious answer Liking children is a side of the gay Do you enjoy the presence of adolescence you might be a sexual Consult your doctor today My love goes out to Wolf in his struggle Let him know he can DM me in the discord for someone who's willing to talk with him that goes friend and chat My life is devoted for these Very well, that's from a H Steiner I haven't seen any Star Wars movies. Should I even bother by now? Yeah, the originals are great. The prequels are there as well as an option Yeah, you can call them supplementary content. It's nice to have them, you know Don't watch the sequel Well, maybe Rogue one before we get away with that. That's alright. Just skip to the last 30 minutes also high rags Hello Would a bad long take be TLJ throne room fight? Oh Yeah, you know thinking about it Yeah, like what makes a long take good or bad is typically all of the other elements being maintained during the long take like All the other pieces of craft working But like, you know, if you had a terrible actor flubbing all their lines and forgetting them during a long take It wouldn't fucking matter that it was a long takes. Yeah Same with choreography or having certain like events take place in the right times like special effects and stuff So, yeah Because that's how you do it. Um, get off e-fap and finish Game of Thrones mohler Let me have one. Let me have one day per week. Just one Loud soup is my favorite Chinese philosopher Rags rags you didn't buy Kenchi you dummy I don't worry. It's on my list of things to do. What's that? I promise. I've got a lot Got a lot on the list things to do. All right This guy has a video called Aquaman a conservative masterpiece and Cobra Kai's politics exposing leftism and the gay agenda Gays again. Here we go. Oh my god. There's even one. There's even one that examines the gay relationship between con and Kirk I like while doing it. It's just always assumed. It's a bad thing The gay it's bad. You're like, okay That channel is a fucking goat mine. I'll tell you power point equals all of your points are automatically wrong No, no, no Moeller we were insulting that as well as literally everything Moeller if I pull that mask off will it be another will be a face reveal is a second mask how it works It's reveal lol using the dumb death star cameo and return of the sith as a week Return of the revenge of the sith god damn it as a weak point of new hope. I think that's where he's going at least Yeah, that's actually a good point To judge the creation of the death star based on information you got from Revenge of the sith Highlighting it as a contradiction then in future ot films You'd be like, well, no the contradiction would then be in in revenge of the sith in the same way that um You can't have hold-o do the bullshit with the hyperdrive and then say all of the other films fucked up by not doing it It's like no this one fucked up by doing it So uh, that's interesting if you were to call it a flaw Uh behind the mask is another mask. Oh, let's see brandon horn knows what's up And from alex uh talking homosexual Yeah, I think there'd be an argument there. He probably makes that video. It follows. It just follows First time here. Love the format. I'm glad you do down the format the fireman I mean our format is you know, it takes a hell of a lot of work to get the faces on screen And to pause every frame I don't know that anyone else has the ability to Re-revolutionize the genre Talking was a grand moff, which is something like a mix between a five star general and a governor vader is basically a four star general rags Mr. Rank Oh, I Well a grand moff doesn't exist within the the military structure of the u.s. Which is what I was using Which structure has it been as far as I'm aware A grand moff. I don't know. Hmm Trying something uh building a complex also there's not going to be a great if that's what a grand moff is We're not going to have the the united states because our We have a separation between, you know, our military and in the government You're not going to have someone who's both a general and a governor Apparently a five star isn't a current rank either according to You have to be in wartime. He asked it's only in wartime. Oh, well Uh building a complex piece of equipment usually takes much less time after the first because of all the industry Manufacturing is skill required to build the first is now in place and ready to be used Yeah, and like I said, it seemed to me that the biggest hurdle was getting the laser itself to function And so once you do that you could probably replicate it Uh much easier than you know Which again sort of is what you said, uh every generation since then has gold bikini Uh fantasies because carry fisher was only a six Oh, I guess they're saying like yeah, she she totally wasn't hot. She totally wasn't iconic in her bikini for like years Oh, yeah, don't worry Um total bunk. I mean, I would rather talk to this guy than brown table I think I agree with rags I think that he would be greater. He would definitely be greater in small doses Yeah, like you would become one note really quickly if you just kept saying that everything was gay Like you you eventually his arc would be that he'd be gay at the end of the story He learns to it embraces gain if this dude is a troll. He's my favorite person I don't think he's a troll but uh Or I can't it would be great Um major lee you get to look at women this dude leading actress hot horseshoe theory at action Yeah, they both fall on either side. I suppose I could I could see a video from major lee and that guy put together as being something Informative telling if you will If you become an orphan when your parents die, is it only logical that you also become an orphan if your planet dies? These are the questions. I guess it depends on your age What did we conclude you have to legally own your own blood and that's when you you're not an orphan Dynasties were not locked at territory in Europe states changed dynasties repeatedly throughout history and nations like germany still have a royal family even though they have no throne Yeah, yeah, like I said, it's if it's based on lineages and like bloodlines Then you don't have to currently be presiding a ruling over anything. You still have royal blood What if for entire planet was this distracted baited? What about then? Oh, no Uh much european royalty no longer have their positions ex-presidents still get called mr. President I mean the queen of england doesn't We england but she's still the queen I actually got a little bit confused about that in the debates when they were like, uh, mr. Vice president But when I was like, who's there's no vice president anymore? Like oh, wait, you get called that forever You could have like if they lived long enough you could have like seven guys who were all pre-mister president if they're not president That's that's how respect goes guys. Okay In that position forever Oh, hey guys, I gotta I gotta back out for like 20 or 30 minutes No problemo. Oh wait before you go in case we end the stream but then do you want to do you want to talk about your channel real quick? Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Well, I make uh Trailer reactions movie reviews commentary videos You know, I got uh, I have a unicorn store review coming up pretty soon I'm almost done writing it and I have to record it In a few days, I guess And I got some other videos coming I'm gonna make a review of all of these I've seen this summer and that's gonna I don't know when that's gonna be I was like a big video Yeah, I have to watch rewatch all of them and I'm not even done watching all of them anyways Yeah, but yeah, look for that and possibly a A predator, you know the predator 2018 a review for that But but it's not gonna be like it's not gonna be a straight up Pair and contrast between the original three predator films and that and what what makes a good predator movie and how the 2018 version fucked it up Well, yeah, and I was gonna say, uh There's there's a lot of I I recommend people get started with your quintin video Just search j long bone quintin You'll laugh your ass off and then you'll be like i'll check out other stuff Which is a great intro because he's like one of the favorite villains of efab He's been gone for a while We'll definitely get a quits video for 50 though guys don't panic Yeah, uh, it's been fun having here. Like I said, uh, we're probably gonna be finishing up before you get back But if you're back, we'll we'll we'll maybe do some more stuff tonight. Who knows? Okay, see you guys later. Bye. Bye Bye Bye. Bye What a gay robot gay The beautiful thing about this video is that pretty much all star wars fans on all sides of the divide would be United and disdain of this video Pretty much. Yeah, I think so except obviously he he wouldn't be in disdain of the video and he's a star wars fan, baby Uh, judy hop sticks Yes Accurate I still strongly prefer the nuanced opinions of the appalachian white male over brown table um I take what I see brown table could totally guess in this podcast and it would be hilarious Well, that guy that guy guessing here would be I don't even know what we'd expect We would just be in awe. Mm-hmm. This is from james ball. Okay. Is this guy a tis or something? What the fuck sounds like a child Um, are you ever gonna effap to bad maddox videos? There's nothing inherently wrong with being a cuckold Who's maddox? Uh, it depends on how you define inherently Who's maddox? Have I heard of him? No, I haven't got a video called you don't know what a cuck is I know it's definitely a very commonly misused term The rise and fall of maddox the loser. I've never even heard of him, but okay. Yeah, I've never Um, maybe uh, if you have a half mullet, you are not cool bilbo fat The truth is the truth did luke not eat yoda's gross swamp soup in empire because it was too loud That's probably what it was. I think that was foreshadowing That's loud soup Uh, would y'all rather Would y'all rather have superman's powers or iron man's armor? Also, please send wolf my best regards I think anybody would choose superman's power over iron man's armor, wouldn't they? Yeah, because I could I could take a shower and still be superman. Mm-hmm. You know That's the main thing Then totie's like, I'll install a shower at the suit. You're like, it's not the same It's not so it just isn't the same. He doesn't get to it. Don't get to be free Uh, this reminds me of socialism because art is like food. You don't get it Yeah, I get it. Yeah. Well, not food. Well, not But I get I get the get the jokes very good. Uh, Jeffrey Epstein now. We don't talk about him. He did Oh, shit. Yeah. Remember guys, we're not allowed to talk about talk about anyone who's died Uh, just got in a car accident. Can I hold ryan johnson responsible? Yes He's more machine now than man god damn obi one and his riddles. What could he have meant? Uh, he is black while he's a bad guy, but as soon as he redeems himself, he becomes white. Oh, yeah, that's what that's I remember people saying that In fairness though, he was a white guy under the suit the whole time. David prowess was a white guy, right? I believe Jamesville Jones was the voice the whole time. Well, I guess he wasn't the voice at the end. That's Uh, but Darth Vader was in 1977 and robocop is 1987, but he says he's a ripoff. This has to be a troll I guess if you were to ask him to define ripoff, he might say like a bad version of Or that they improved him because yeah, that doesn't make any sense Uh, pre disney lair eventually became a jedi master Well, he's clearly only talking about the ot She's a bad Thank you so much for all your work guys any thoughts on securo Metal take the floor There we go Do you care to elaborate? Yeah, I haven't played it and I don't think rags has either Yeah Oh, go ahead. Okay. That's fine I don't know. I really like it. Uh, you can tell it's it's a dark souls ish game, but it feels very different. It's way Way faster even faster than uh, bloodborne, I would say Uh, but it does not have that much replayability because you're pretty limited with your choices You can do I mean you always have the sword pretty much And then you have like your grapple grapple arm, which you can get different weapons for And you can build your class Around that if you want to but mostly if you're using your sword Yeah, but I would recommend it. It's fun fun playthrough. Is that like a seven out of ten? What you just said eight out of ten out of ten million out of flimple dinguses Oh my Darth Vader sounds suspiciously black. I I know that reference Um Hey jay long bone just sub to you because of june she on head. What a coincidence to see you here She did shout her out in the um in the recent video Oh, hi What did you do? Oh, well she left but Uh, I think she shouted her out for Damn, I can't remember it was covering something in particular, but um Yeah, it was pretty cool because I watched you on head and then I was like, oh fuck jay long bone How about it? And that was actually after she'd already agreed to guest on here. So I was like, what a coinkie dinkle I like Uh, this guy's literally special needs. I don't know what else to say It's kind of sad to listen to and make fun of a person of his IQ level You can't just say that like the guy is probably like, you know Fucking thinks what he just said is completely rational And then someone just comes up to you and just like, oh, he's special needs Excuse you But um You know Again, it's like the whole we listen to his arguments They went very good. Uh, he's welcome to carry on doing what he does Because of actually I don't even what do you reckon would would would youtube um ban his channel if they knew about it Uh, I don't know because of the fact that he like But homosexuals into the category of deviant I probably hate speech or something. Yeah, I could see that happening. Yeah, definitely youtube have banned people for less so Um, you guys should watch video titled gumballs sjw battle. It's only one minute long has funny milk also high rags Hello, are you topple bottom for personal reasons? Hmm I'm a bit of a switch honestly depends on who i'm with I end up bottoming a lot though Things just sort of work out a certain way All your mom's gay also high rags Hello How don't you know that can you use the force to summon some big titties succubi girlfriend? I'm not gonna say no no interest With that guy's IQ he's unarmed and extremely dangerous I like that one Pastafarianism is an official religion and as a result one can in the us at least wear a colander on your head in your driver's driver's license photo I mean you got to respect religions. All right people's beliefs You're gonna tell that man that he cannot put a colander on his head. Is that what you're gonna do? whatever Mauler the jedi cosplayer from the sixth point in that guy's video is a christian apologetics book about star wars wisdom of the jedi look it up Christian apologetics book about star wars Interesting maybe there's like maybe maybe well, you know how fickle religion is maybe it's very It's a book that's centered around how conducive to christianity. It is about how much it For the point was that it was like anti christians yells with christianity Uh those who will carry on the will of those who have passed much to keep moving forward Giorno Giovanna I I who dat? I put down agreements. He's from jojo jojo's bizarre adventure. Okay. Uh Animus nades Most people don't know what a white chromosome is It's true. That's probably a lot of people who don't know why I don't know. There's a lot of people who weren't taught things Why? That's very true because of evil Uh bilbology dictates that wings are gay and confuse me bilbology Contact your local and state space Titian to stop x-wing marriage If only that would work Hey, I'm about to try and upload a longer video than usual So I'm wondering if anyone has any advice for avoiding slash dealing with copyright id cheers Stay under eight seconds of any clip and if you're using music you need to talk over it. Otherwise, you're probably going to get slapped as well Um other than that upload get a knockdown figure out why and then try and avoid doing that thing in future That's how I did it. Uh, no cloud milk until you finish your loud soup What I could hear you loud milk that is all I think the u.s. Navy do have working laser weapons Oh I've not I've not seen laser weapons myself, but I can believe it Um, I'm relatively new to efab, but I'm gonna miss seeing wolf on here I'm glad he's focusing on himself and wish him the best and hope he comes back one day I mean all the episodes are still up like, um Good shit if you watch through them I've got to do it because I want to make a highlights video for like every 10 episodes It's a pretty risky endeavor considering how many fucking episodes are already but It's good shit like uh, if you like the the the later episodes, you're gonna like the older ones And yeah, there's loads of wolf content Um, and there is still some to come. I gotta edit some some uh, some efab movies we did that I think Me rags and wolf will want to see again to be honest That shit was uh I don't want to hype it up, but it was pretty funny Jay should replace wolf in the interim all in favor say rhino milk That's racist because jay is a black man wolf is not so Uh bone tomahawk unbridled praise when love to wolf Bone tomahawk Bone tomahawk, I do not know I'm expecting it's like a bad being of the awesome Oh, it's got kurt russell in it Bone tomahawk Maybe it's good. I've never heard of it I don't know maybe uh mohler must be a giant war max since battle tech has molars I mean if the boot fits Um, empire blows a snake in my boot Empire blows up alderaan in my opinion the rebels are evil but also gay This fucking guy has to be a prime example of how religion and politics can warp someone's view to be so shit, man He's insane or special deeds or both that was from james morrigan. He's like losing his mind This guy makes this guy makes me excited for the future of e-fap I mean fuck we need some time off, but we'll probably cover up again in one day, baby I wouldn't be surprised. Um Uh, what motivates the rebels rebels the empire blew up an entire planet and we don't want that to happen again Uh, they have no cause at all The planet part was Are you homosexualoid? It's a question we have to ask ourselves every more every day um Rags what do gay people do again? They have sex with the men. They have the uh attraction to the men The to their own genders of which there are two I don't know if that makes sense. Do you think tywin is a power bottom or a top? Oh, he's a fucking power top. He's doesn't both at the same time It's amazing. Uh, can remarkable republican be the new jared He does he has jaredy vibes Remarkable republican is boomer posting. Come on I have to respect boomer posting to somebody Are you gay tywin? Who says i'm gay? Ah, you are gay. Oh tywin wouldn't take that shit. Fuck him up Have you heard of carnival row or the dark crystal series if not check out the trailers for them would love to hear your thoughts on them I have not heard of either of those. I know that a dark crystal was a movie Yeah, what I meant is dark crystal series. That's the tv show is it that's coming out I think it's like a remake. I didn't know there was a tv series for it. I think there is um Wolf is interested to see likes the dark crystal movie. I haven't seen the dark crystal movie in so long, but um I might I might check it all out. I don't know what carnival row is though Uh, finally caught an e-fap two hours into it instead of seven. I was wondering why my bank account was doing so well this month Uh-oh incest isn't accepted in game of thrones. It's what the entire plot revolves around uh I mean yes to a degree Like they they're shameful of it with the lannisters because it'll fuck up It's less to the incest more to do with the fact that the rightful ears are bastards, but um still incest is not exactly Smiley-faced upon but the Targaryen's ruled with it being like almost fucking mandatory for a long time. So You know, uh for the wamanly ruse donation box also heart to wolf. I thank you Glory gets you women women you get to look at Fixing Losing world war one made germany gay I'm sorry Um the gays are everywhere Who did this guy forget alexander the great was gay and so was his father and a bunch of romans as well Yeah, that was just a myth Uh, this guy's head is emptier than brown tables birthday party Oh It all fits it's gonna be part of the lore I don't understand everyone Oh, right. Yeah, you're in there for that. Don't work. Um, it all fits. It's gonna be a super chat staple from now I mean, he's all I could have sworn someone else has said something similar to that before because we had the meme with um charlie from It's always sunny. I think the the one saying it all it all makes sense or something like that It could have been brown table again actually as well Oh, well, I guess it was remarkable republican. Um remarkable republican is to efap What wild bill of america was to drunken peasants get him on the show and integrate him into the lore I mean, we'll have a mod if he really wants to go on Hi rags Hello, bye rags. Goodbye. I love this guy. Please make him the new chara jenis. Why does everyone keep saying that? You know, it's a really bad side if people are saying about your content. You should be the new chara jenis I Appreciate it But yeah, I was gonna say that's I think that's like two thirds Maybe three quarters of the super chats. Um, the plan is to actually run a second episode tonight. So I'm gonna cut it There we're gonna take a break And then we shall return if for any reason we don't return it's because plans changed for some reason don't panic The whole point is to make it so that we definitely get to efap 50 on the 20 second It's all right. Thank you very much. If there's any extra memes, I'll sort out for the next episode no panikis And um super chats will be read for the next one as well. Uh, so don't worry. We will be back. We're gonna take a break It's not gonna be a secret part too. It'll be public. Well, you know, um, I have no idea what we're covering or what guests They'll be it's gonna be amazing. Um So it'll be at least a half hour break at most an hour. All right, we will come back On this channel. I'll see you guys there. Um, thank you To to to for the donations and and for the guests. I feel like I should probably Quickly say that yes, um j long bones channel is linked in the description. She was she was here for the majority of this and um Metal stream that you can catch him streaming currently. What what are you what are what are you doing right now? Um currently replaying god of war the newest one And well That's so if you like that. Oh, yeah, also go and check his channels Later streams and you'll find one that me and rags were on for a while where it's some fun. It was very funny It was very funny. I plan on re-releasing it onto moolo. It's gonna be good shit possibly But yeah that about sums it up. Is there anything else you guys want to say? I guess not for now. I guess we could save it for another time I guess soon very soon in fact go watch that part that was really funny Like seriously, it was so great. All right People say it's a short e-fap four hours is like that's that's like full podcasts for some people We're trying to do another one too. Jesus. Anyway. Yeah, we'll see we'll see you guys soon enough. Goodbye for now Bye. Bye