 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is The Weekly Dumb, speaking of non-dumb things. How was your family? Jimmy family was good, had some family weekend times, everyone was talking about a field of dreams, because baseball was on the streets most watched baseball game in 16 years, 16 snaps, let's go. How was your weekend? I liked the field of dreams game. I enjoyed my weekend, the Yankees lost, which was a bummer for Yankees fans. But still great game, good product. I don't even like the movie. And I just liked the corn, the sneak of it all, the shot of all of the six players taking that first step out of the corn as Kevin Costner looks around was actually so well done that it's like claps for the players because they were actors in that moment. They all just step in unison and they're an opposing team. So you know, they really had to. I don't think they're actors in that moment. I think that's strong. I think athletes also have to do things in unison. So actors. Good job baseball. Not enough people say that. Good job. Do it again. Speaking of baseball, Jake, something big happened. Jim, we play for rings in the desert. My snakes, that's why I wore my Serpientes jersey today. This is a one of one. They made others, but this one is one of one, Jim. Can you believe it? No hitter. First career start, five snaps. First career start doesn't allow a hit. He had come out in relief, I think three times, but first career start. And it's his first complete game at any level, which is wild. And only one player got on base. It was Tommy Pham. He walked him three times. So Tommy Pham's probably like, Oh, how does time? Tommy Pham feel. How does Tommy Pham feel? How does Tommy Pham feel? It feels good. New segment. Congrats, Tyler. Congrats. And his dad was in the crowd and that was a lot of fun. And dude, did you see the eighth inning? Hey, Jake, did you see the eighth inning? Old tire eighth inning. It's my snakes. You saw it? Yeah. Ridiculous. Watching put out a reaction video. The Padres all swung at the first pitch. Yeah. Trying to get him. At a certain point, you got to get him the no hitter. I mean, that's a little weird. Three pitch inning in the eighth when he's got a no hitter line. It's the biggest gift. Tyler told them to do that. They were getting Tatease back the next day. So you have to like fully spark the team. It's got to be a bottom out before he can go up. Tatease comes back to home. It's about a bing, but a boom. Hey, that's coaching. Pashudo. That's the tingler effect. That's the sports, Jim. Can you tell us about almost, what would we break down if we had to almost break down something for him? Almost a break down. We're going to Bulgaria or Hungary? Is it Bulgaria or is it Hungary? I'm like Hungarian. I got like 10% of that. No, it's the wife carrying contest. Now these are popular, but this is Hungarian second ever wife carrying contest, which I think is hilarious because I think they look around the internet and they're like, that looks like fun. Let's have a wife carrying contest. It's our time. I do like the course that they set up because there's this one shot of this deep pool of muddy water, like a pit, I guess, of water. And a lot of the runners don't know how deep they're getting. And it's deep. It's like waist deep. So some of them just run right in and their wives, they're carrying them backwards like firemen carry and just drop them face first under one guy kind of goes slowly and kind of just like dunked his wife's head in the water. Like like a swirly. Yeah, it's a good shot of just like whatever. Camera guy was like, I just set up by the pit and watch all these wives get dunked. If it wasn't the hungry carry your wife competition, you'd be like, well, is he trying to drown her? Like, do I have to look into that? Yes, I've got a question. How do you so if you're a hardo, actual hardos, you get into this and you win and that makes sense. Yeah, what's the middle tier? Like, is it, you know, looking for something to do husband and wife? Kind of like the wife calls him out and like the hubby's like, you know, I could do that. And, you know, he's got the little beer belly. And I think they just do that. You know, farmers, they're a do stuff. Like, let's go for a hike this day. Farmers market this day. Let's go bowling. Like there's the wife just has three months in a row of just Saturday activities. And what was that weird thing they did on the podium after? Did they shave everyone's pubes? Yes, dude, after the race, all the winners, the couples, there were six of them up there. They all got out their lawnmower 4.0 manscaped grooming kit and they shaved each other's pubes. It was beautiful. It was much quicker because last year they just had scissors and they were just slowly trimming each other. That's why we didn't cover it. Yeah. But luckily, man. Luckily, manscaped got involved. Yeah, and you can go get your lawnmower 4.0 trimmer with code dumb 20. Dumb 20. Dumb 20. That's 20% off plus free shipping with code dumb20 at manscape.com for clean other regions. Find it up. I'm going to shave tonight. You are? Yeah. After the game? Yeah, probably. We'll probably get sweaty shower. That's a late night grooming session. Treat yourself manscaped. All right, let's get away from the wife caring, go to more sports. Jake, what else happened in the sports world? And the winner is Canadian woman unofficially sets world record running on all fours. Now, Jim, you will. Wait, did you say unofficially? Yes. I didn't know that part. Yeah. Well. I can also unofficially break this record. What does that even mean? She just did it? No, no, no, no, no, no. Like it's the Guinness World Record people. Like they weren't there, but you have it on tape during the time. So it's not like. It can become official? Maybe they might be able to verify it. Were you birthed on all fours? No, my brother. The video of her running is off-putting because it looks like an animal running. Yeah. But then you're like, that's a human woman. Right. And then she did say that she was a horse girl growing up, which makes a lot of sense. And she was like, I had my third kid and I was looking for a hobby. So I figured I'd get back into my roots and run like a horse again. And it's like, oh. The one part that was very off-putting for me was when she said it used to be her party trick. I was like, oh, those must have been fucking rippers, huh? And we got twisted up last Thursday. I think it's Julie ran on all fours again. I think it's not even like it's like a backyard picnic with her dad and the company. He's like, oh, yeah, Julie, show them how you run like a horse. And then she runs like a horse and I'm like, yeah, that's my daughter. Send on official record right now. Oh, on official record? Yeah. Most scissor snips with a beanie baby on my hand. OK, unofficial. That's unofficial. Not official. I was worried you were going to cut off its head. Now it's in your mouth. Just a reminder that beanie baby's been around me for a while and it was just in your mouth. This is your beanie baby? Yeah. You just put this on your pants? That's been down my pants. I don't know when. I don't know why, but that's been down my pants. After more sports, we do not sports. There was a not sports video that really spoke to you. And this isn't a joke. We make a lot of jokes on here. I don't have to make a joke. This is my favorite video of the episode. Zach, have you seen this one? So these two seagulls are on a ledge. And then there's a third bird. And they kind of like bully it. And the birds backing up and falls. And then the two seagulls just laugh at it. Cackle. And I'm happy with that. A lot of people on Twitter are like, that's so mean. They are like, the birds fly. Like a bird can't fall. That bird can just fly. But they got it away. You know what I mean? Like I think birds can fly. It's the employee of the week. I like it as a country song, I think. Let's do it again. OK. It's the employee of the week. Did all your work, went back home, came back again. Did all your work. Who are you giving it to? Jolly Olive. He's right over there. Jolly Olive. New Mets show. New Mets show. Shea station. Check it out. They brought the Mets luck. And then they brought the Mets bad luck. Jolly, scale of 1 to 10. How worried are you about the rest of this stretch for the Mets? Probably 8. He says 8. Tony Reali. Wait, what was that? You mentioned the all fours thing and your brother. Should we? Luke, come here. Luke, we need you real quick. Just stand like right here. And there it is. We talked about you earlier. Oh, cool. Good things? The best thing. How are your birds like a horse? He's only been dealing with that for 20 years. We're not going to use that. That was a weekly dumb. Support for this program was brought to you by Manscaped. Join the 2 million men worldwide who trust Manscaped and get your rocket ready for takeoff by going to manscaped.com for 20% off plus free shipping with the code dumb20. I think all animals laugh, right? No. Like, that's one of those things that. No, pandas don't laugh. Very sad lives. Almost everyone in their bloodline has died. It's very sad. Don't pandas have a ton of fun? They roll around and stuff. They kind of just like masturbate, watch TV, and sit around. And a lot of people are like, well, I mean, this is why they're extinct. It's not point fingers. I think the humans keep pandas alive because they're cute. But without humans, they'd be extinct because they don't like do anything. So is that a good thing or a bad thing? That's a classic debate. God, it really is, huh? Go to pandadebate.com. PandaBate.com. We'll put a link in the bio. 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